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Chappelle's Show - The Niggar Family - Uncensored

Meet everyone's favorite family: the Niggars. About Chappelle’s Show: It’s not just a show – it’s a social phenomenon. Dave Chappelle’s singular point of view is unleashed through a combination of stand-up bits and street-smart sketches. Hailed by critics and beloved by fans, Chappelle’s Show brings the funk and the noise – and some of the funniest comedy on television. Subscribe to Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUsN5ZwHx2kILm84-jPDeXw?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more Comedy Central: https://www.youtube.com/comedycentral Follow Comedy Central: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ComedyCentral Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comedycentral/ #ChappellesShow #DaveChappelle

Comedy Central

6 years ago

♪ IT'S THE NIGGAR FAMILY ♪ ♪ WE ALL KNOW WHO THEY ARE ♪ ♪ FRANK, TIM AND EMILY ♪ ♪ TEACHING TIM HOW TO RIDE A BIKE ♪ ♪ THESE ARE THE NIGGARS THAT WE LIKE ♪ ♪ N-I-G, G-A-R ♪ ♪ IT'S THE NIGGAR FAMILY ♪ ♪ IT'S THE NIGGAR FAMILY ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪♪ ♪♪ BREAKFAST IS SERVED. LOOK, HON, MY SISTER JUST HAD ANOTHER BABY. LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY. SHE'S GOT THOSE NIGGAR LIPS. I KNOW, SO THIN. IS TIM STILL ASLEEP ? ( Emily ) I THINK SO. HE SURE IS ONE LAZY NIGGAR. GOOD MORNING, MOM. MORNING, DAD. GOOD MORN
ING. YOU KNOW, TIM, WE'RE HAVING A DINNER PARTY TONIGHT. I TRUST YOU'LL BE HERE. OH, I CAN'T. I HAVE MY FIRST BIG DATE WITH JENNY HALSTEAD. OH. JENNY HAS A DATE TONIGHT WITH THE NIGGAR BOY FROM SCHOOL. WHAT ? OH, GOD, NO ! NO, DADDY, THAT'S HIS NAME. TIMMY NIGGAR. OH, OF COURSE, THAT NIGGAR. HE'S A VERY GOOD ATHLETE AND SO WELL-SPOKEN. THAT FAMILY'S GOING PLACES. I MEAN, WE'RE RICH. THEY'RE NIGGAR RICH. OH, BILL. MORNIN', NIGGARS ! WHY, IT'S CLIFTON, OUR COLORED MILKMAN. AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE
FAMILY TO DELIVER MILK TO. THE NIGGARS ! MMM-MM ! SOMETHIN' SHO' SMELLS GOOD. YOU NIGGARS COOKIN' ? WE SURE ARE. THERE'S SOME LEFTOVER BACON IF YOU'D LIKE SOME. OOH, NONE FOR ME. I KNOW BETTER THAN TO GET BETWEEN A NIGGAR AND THEIR PORK. MIGHT GET MY FINGERS BIT. ( laughing ) HERE YOU GO. I, I HATE TO BOTHER YOU ABOUT THIS. BUT, UH, WELL, YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR BILL LAST WEEK. AND I KNOW HOW FORGETFUL YOU NIGGARS ARE WHEN IT COMES TO PAYING BILLS. GOLLY, CLIFTON, IT SLIPPED MY MIND. HERE YOU GO. SO
RRY ABOUT THAT. OH, NIGGAR, PLEASE. NIGGAR, PLEASE ! WELL, TAKE CARE, MR. "N" WORD. I HAVE A HOT DATE WITH THE WIFE TONIGHT. ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE. ALL RIGHT, PEACE, NIGGAR. ( audience laughing ) NIGGARS ! ♪♪ ( man ) STEVENSON, PARTY OF FOUR. UH, STEVENSON, PARTY OF FOUR. TABLE FIVE, PLEASE. BON APPETIT. NIGGAR, PARTY OF TWO, NIGGAR, PARTY OF TWO. LOOKIE HERE, JACK ! JUST BECAUSE WE'RE COLORED, DOESN'T MEAN WE CAME OUT HERE TO BE DISRESPECTED, OKAY ? UH, WE'RE THE NIGGAR FAMILY. OH, HI, CLIFTON.
OH, WELL, HELLO, LITTLE NIGGAR. THESE ARE THE NIGGARS I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. ARE YOU THE NIGGAR THAT BROKE THE BOTTLE OVER RONNIE'S HEAD AT THE DICE GAME ? NO, NOT THAT NIGGAR. THE NIGGAR FROM WORK. THE MILK ROUTE. OH, OKAY. HAVE A NICE MEAL. I BET YOU'LL GET THE FINEST TABLE A NIGGAR'S EVER GOT IN THIS RESTAURANT. ( laughing ) OOH, WHEE ! OH, LORD, THIS RACISM IS KILLING ME INSIDE. ( doorbell ringing ) WELL, HONEY, PUT YOUR DINNER PARTY FACE ON. ( Frank ) HELLO. WELL, YOU MUST BE THE WETBACKS
. IT'S SANCHEZ. AND DON'T CALL US WETBACKS, NIGGAR. WE FIND IT OFFENSIVE. I'M JUST KIDDING, WE ARE THE WETBACKS. ( laughing ) WAIT'LL WE TELL THE JEWS. OH, YOU'RE ONE CRAZY NIGGAR. ♪ N-I-G, G-A-R ♪ ♪ IT'S THE NIGGAR FAMILY ♪ ♪ IT'S THE NIGGAR FAMILY ♪♪ NIGGARS ! ♪♪

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