[Music] for [Music] [Music] n [Music] n [Music] a [Music] [Music] a [Music] H don't tell me you didn't know
it was loaded Sylvie oh can't he do something constructive like
start an avalanche or [Music] something when you start to
itat like this something is the matter Sylvia I'm getting a divorce what
from Charles he's the only husband I have I've tried to make it work really I have but
but what oh I can't explain it's just that I'm too miserable to go on any longer like this it is
infuria
ting that your unhappiness does not turn to fat but I don't understand then why do you want a
divorce because I don't love him and he obviously doesn't love me that's no reason to get a divorce
with a rich husband at this year's close you won't find it difficult to make some new friends
look admit I came to Paris to escape American provincial but that doesn't mean I'm ready for
French traditional I LOE the whole idea of divorce Sylvie but if only Charles had been honest with
me that's all I
ask of anybody the simple truth but with Charles everything is secreet and lies
he's hiding something from me Sylvie something terrible and it frightens me does he belong to you
it's hers where'd you find him rubbing a bank he was throwing snowballs at Baron rild oh thank you
do we know each other why do you think we're going to I don't know how would I know because I already
know an awful lot of people until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else well if
anyone goes on the
critical list let me know quitter uhhuh you give up awfully easily don't you
yeah let us make a walk I've never seen a r child [Music] before clever fellow almost missed me
thank you you're blocking my view oh oh which view would you prefer the one you're blocking
it's my last chance I'm flying back to Paris this afternoon what's your name Peter Joshua oh mine's
Regina Lampert is there a Mr lamper yes good for you no it isn't I'm getting a divorce please not
on my account oh no I you see I
don't really love him well at least you're honest is there a Mrs
Joshua yes but we're divorced oh that wasn't a proposal I'm just curious is your husband with you
oh no Charles is never with me what do people call you Pete Mr Joshua I've enjoyed talking with you
now you're angry no no I'm not angry I just have a lot of packing to do I'm going back to Paris
too well wasn't it Shakespeare who said when strangers do meet in far off lands they should
airong see each other again Shakespeare neve
r said that how do you know it's terrible you just
made it up oh well it sounds right you're going to call me are you in the book well Charles is
is there only one Charles Lampard H Lord I hope so [Music] goodbye sylv and thanks when you get
your divorce are you going back to America well don't you want me to
stay yes of course but if you went back and H me a letter you could have the
stamps I'll get you some here okay okay goodbye [Music] honorine anine [Music] Madame Char L yes I'm inspec
tor Edward grandier of the police judici would you
be so kind as to come with me [Music] please [Music] when mam you're positive you loved him I'm very cold we discovered your husband's body lying
next to the tracks of the Paris Bordeaux railroad line he was dressed only in his
pajamas do you know if any reason why he might have wanted to leave France leave no
your husband possessed a ticket of Passage on the maranga it sailed for Venezuela
this morning at 7 I'm very confused he was America
n your husband Swiss ah Swiss
his profession he didn't have one he was a wealthy man I suppose so I don't know about
how wealthy would you say I don't know where did he keep his money I don't know beside
yourself who is his nearest relative I don't know no that's absurd Madame total not absur
I know I'm sorry it is all right I wish you wouldn't on Wednesday last your husband
sold the entire contents of the apartment at public auction everything the gallery
paid him 1,250,000 new Franks in
dollars a quarter of fam million the authorities
in Bordeaux searched this compartment on the train they searched it
thoroughly they did not find $250,000 these few things are all that was
found in the train compartment there was no other baggage your husband must have been
in a great hurry one wallet containing 4,000 Franks one agenda his last notation
was made yesterday Thursday 500 p.m. J why there I don't know perhaps he met
somebody obviously one ticket of Passage to South America one
letter stamp but
unsealed address to you may I see it please my dear Regina I hope you're enjoying your
holiday Mev can be so lovely at this time of year the days pass very slow slowly and I hope to see
you soon as always Charles PS your dentist called yesterday your appointment has been changed
not much is it we took the liberty of calling a dentist we thought perhaps we would learn
something did you yes your appointment has been changed one key to your apartment one comb one fountain pen
one toothbrush
One Tin of tooth powder that is all if you will sign this list
you may take the things with you is that all may I leave now one more question
is this your husband's passport yes and this this I don't understand and [Music] this and [Music] this [Music] oh I telephone but nobody answered
hello hello I wanted to tell you how sorry I am and see if there's anything I can do how did
you find out it's in the afternoon papers I'm very sorry thank you uh uh I pressed the Bell
but i
t doesn't ring I guess I know there's no electricity well where did everything go
Charles sold it all at auction this is all I have left I love this room but jles never
really saw it only the things in it I think I prefer it this way what are you going
to do Doo try and get my old job back at uresco I suppose doing what I'm a simultaneous
translator like Sylvie only she's English into French and I'm French into English that's
what I was doing before I married Charles the police probably thi
nk I killed him
instant divorce you mean something like that it's terrible it ended this way though
tossed off a train like a sack of third class male well come on you can't stay here I
don't know where to go we'll find you a hotel nothing too expensive I'm not a lady
of leisure anymore you know something clean and modest and here enough to your Resco
so you can take a care when it rains okay [Music] okay not a very large turnout is it didn't Charles have any friends don't ask me I'm only
the Widow if Charles had died in bed we wouldn't even have [Music] him at
least he knows how to behave at [Music] funerals have you no idea who could
have done it until two days ago the only thing I really knew about Charles was
his name now it seems I didn't even know [Music] that he must have known Charles pretty
well how can you tell he's allergic to him bless you do you know him never seen him before [Music] Riveter Che [Music] Charlie Miss Lampard ma'am uh Miss Lampard ma'am
Charlie ha
d no call of doing it that way no [Music] sir [Music] what [Music] next me par madame mer who's it from the American [Music] Embassy I Bluff the old man out of the
last pot with a pair of Deuces what's so depressing about that that well I mean if
I can do it what are the Russians doing to him hello hello is there anything wrong
Miss Tomkins uh Miss dumpkins isn't here oh I'm sorry my secretary must have gone
to lunch uh you are U Mrs Lampert Mrs Charles Lampert oh yes please come in Mrs Lamb
ert
excuse me for a moment Mrs Lampert it's a stubborn little devil dry cleaning wise things
are all followed up I had a good man a really excellent man in the r p 2 but HQ asked us to use
the plant here in the building to ease the gold outflow Mr balamu are you quite sure you know who
I am you're Charles Lambert's Widow yes I'm very sorry last time I sent out a tie only the spot
came back Wella as they say won you sit down Mrs L I've got something here I've got liest
liest chicken and lie
st no thank you Mrs lbert do you know what CIA is I don't
suppose it's an airline is it Central Intelligence Agency CIA you mean spies and
all of that only we call them agents we you mean you someone has to do it Mrs Lepard
it's just I didn't think people like you were supposed to admit oh I'm not an agent
I'm an administrator a desk jockey trying to run on a bureau of overworked men with under
allocated funds Congress seems to think that all a spy needs agent yes that all he needs is
a co
de book a cyanide pill and he's in business what's all this got to do with me Mr balamu
your husband was wanted by the United States government may I have a sandwich
please chicken or L West chicken to be more specific Mrs Lampard your
husband was wanted by this agency so that was it yes we of course knew
him by his real name vas Charles vas all right Mrs vs now I'd like you to
look at this Photograph here for a moment please tell us if you recognize oh by the
way have you seen this one Sc
ott Kathy and ham Jr very sweet aren't they all right Mrs V
please stop calling me that lampard's the name on the marriage license oh I'm terribly
sorry Mr Lampard uh would you look at that photograph and tell me if you recognize
anyone please now just a moment have a good luck it's Charles very good he looks so young when
was this taken 1944 next please the man who was at the funeral yesterday a tall man in a corduroy
suit does the name text penalo mean anything to you no you like some wi
oh thank you next please
he was there too a little less hair but it's the same one do you know him Mrs Lampert leopo W
Gideon no the last one please that's a face you don't forget he was there too Herman scobby
you never seen him before either no thank himen this is why but I'm very much afraid that you are
in a great deal of danger why should I be in any danger you're Charles Vera's wife now that he's
dead you're their only lead Mr balamu if you're trying to frighten me you're doing a Firs
t Rate
job please do what we ask Mrs Lampard it's your only chance gladly but I don't know what you want
you haven't told me oh I haven't well it's the money Mrs Lampard the money a $250,000 Charles BOS
received from the auction those three men want it too they want it very badly but that's Charles's
money not theirs oh Mrs lbert I'd like to see you try and convince them of that oh my but then
whose is it his or theirs ours oh Charles Voss stole $250,000 from the United States government
I
'm afraid we want it back but I don't have it that's impossible Mrs Lampard you're the only
one who could have it Mr Bartholomew if I had a quarter of a million dollars believe me I'd
know it nevertheless Mrs Lampert you've got it you mean he's just lying around somewhere all
that cash or a certified check of safe deposit key baggage claim you look for it Mrs Lambert
I'm quite sure you'll find it look for it look just as hard and as fast as you can you may not
have a great deal of time thos
e three men know you've got the money just as surely as we do you
won't be safe until the money is in our hands is that clear now here's where you ought to call
me day or night it's a direct line to both my office and my apartment and please don't tell
anyone about coming to see us today it could prove fatal for them as well as yourself as I
said Mrs lamit I'm afraid you're in a great deal of danger I regret very much having to say this
but please remember what happened to your [Music] husb
and hello hello hello Peter now
didn't you telephone me to meet you on that corner over there I'm sorry
I heard the children laughing do you understand French not a word I'm still
having trouble with English the man and the woman are married oh I can see that
they're batting each other over the [Music] head who's that with the hat that's the
policeman he wants to arrest Judy for killing punch what's she saying now that she's
innocent she didn't do it oh she did it all right I believe her w
ell who was that that's
punch of course punch of course I thought he was dead he's only pretending to teach her a lesson
only he is dead Peter I saw him he's not ending somebody threw him off a train Charles was mixed
up in something terrible what am I going to do I wish you'd let me help you it doesn't sound like
the sort of thing a young woman can handle by herself how about making me vice president
in charge of cheering you up starting tonight [Music] good evening ladies and [Music] gent
lemen step right up ladies and
gentlemen what's going on funing games evidently wear the floor show
come on what you amaz everyone a a for every there is [Music] one you pass the order to the person
behind you without the use of your hands are you ready [Music] oh [Music] he [Music] wo Mrs Lampert who are you didn't Charles
tell you Mrs Lampert tell me what it doesn't belong to you you do know that
don't you I don't know anything Mrs Lampert any morning now you could wake up
dead Mrs Lampe
rt leave me alone dead Mrs lanord like last week's news like Charles Mrs
lanord stop it what's the trouble he stepped on my foot forgive me wait here I won't be
long it was quite unintentional I'm [Music] sure Mr B IAM you this is Regina Lam but balamu I
just saw one of those men Mr balamu can you hear me Mr balamu this is Regina lamber I [Music] just howdy what do you want now you must
be kid no I'm not now come on now miss Lambert you know what it is you're going to get it for
me too CU y
ou know I ain't fooling around here no sir re bomb no that please now don't
make too much noise miss lamper it could get a whole lot worse you know that belongs to
me Miss Lambert and you're going to get it for me or your life ain't going to be worth the
paper it print on you say what I'm saying to you stop stop please stop you go home and take
it over real careful insane you're absolutely insane what's the matter what are you
doing in here I'm having a nervous breakdown [Music] now hold it
I waited long
enough what happened back there I'm not sure if I'm supposed to tell you or not what
does that mean he said if I told anybody it could prove fatal for them as well as for
me who said that's what I'm not supposed to say now stop that nonsense stop bullying me
everybody's bullying me I'm not bullying you yes were you said it was nonsense being murdered
in Cold Blood is not nonsense why don't you try it sometime would you mind sing me to the door
of course not it's a good place
for making friends you said this afternoon your husband was
mixed up in something how do you shave in there what was it what was what what your husband
was mixed up in look I know it's asking you to stretch your imagination but don't you
think you could pretend just for a moment that I'm a woman now listen I could already be
arrested for transporting a minor above the first floor here you are where on the street where
you live how about once more around the park how about getting out of he
re come on child
[Music] out won't you come in for a minute no I won't I don't bite you know unless it's
called old for how would you like a spanking how' you like a punch in the nose stop treating
me like a child well stop behaving like one now if you want to tell me what's troubling you
fine if not I'm tired it's late and I want to go home to bed oh do you know what's
wrong with you no what [Music] nothing [Music] where is it lady I don't know I want it you give it to me it's
[Music] min
e Peter Peter a man tried to kill me Peter Peter Peter are you all right oh Peter are you
hurt I spray my pride how are you scared you'll be all right where did he go out the window I guess
I lock the door and don't let anyone in except me and close these windows after me be careful
you just took the words right out of my mouth [Music] Alister what is it now Pamela it
happened again another strange man peered in the window at me
and then went away bad luck [Music] Pamela that was a dumb mov
e dond man and then
suck if it'd only let us known you was going up to a room we could have done something to
keep him busy sneaking off up there that way by yourself man what did you expect him
to do Walk Up and Shake You by that hand of yours a dumb move Herman a dumb move
yes it was a dumb move Herman what is the matter with you you want some more never
mind that did you get the money how could I with the three marks Brothers breathing
down my neck I thought we had an agreement now the
girl trust me if she's got
the money I'll find out about it but you just leave me alone we took all the
chances the money belongs to us not to him now don't be piggy Herman a third of
nothing is nothing just think about that but make up your mind she's waiting for
me I don't see how another 24 hours could hurt anything shoot no not after all these
years then he gets it out of your share not mine not mine either one of you got the room next to it yeah I have what give me the key
get yoursel
f another room I want to use it but if you do find that money
you ain't going to forget to tell your your buddies about it are you
don't worry oh no I ain't worrying you see this little fella here oh he
worries and he's even meaner than I [Music] am [Music] who is it it's me [Music] [Music] Peter there was no trace of it why
don't you confide in me and tell me what this is all about there
are three men he's one of them they think I have a quarter of a
million dollars that belongs to them g
o on that's all no it isn't where's the
money I don't know they killed Charles to get it but he must not have had it with him on the
train so they think he left it with you but he didn't I've looked everywhere and if I don't
find it they're going to kill me no they won't I won't let them Peter help me you're the only
one I can trust I'll help you I told you I would come on oh I'm so hungry I could faint and I've
gotten your suit all wet that's all right a drip dry wipe your eyes promise me
you'll never lie to me the way Charles did why do people
have to tell lies usually it's because they want something they're afraid the
truth won't get it for them you tell [Music] lies hello Mrs Lambert it's me the man
that was in your room a few minutes ago what do you want who is it it's the man
you had to fight with is dial with you who the man I had to fight with Lady dial
that's his name what's wrong is he still there yes that's right what's he saying don't trust him don't tell him
an
ything he's after the money what was all that about he he said if I
don't give him the money he'll kill me oh don't take it seriously he's just trying
to frighten you I believe what he said no no it's just a lot of words words can hurt I
know try to get some sleep you'll feel better don't worry I've arranged to take the room
next [Music] audio so you'll be all right if you want anything just bang on the wall
better lock the door after me good [Music] [Music] night [Music] but I am come Mr b
alam you what I'm trying to say
is that is that there's someone else what someone who wasn't in that photograph you showed me today
he says his name is Peter Joshua but it isn't it's dial are you still there Mr balamu uh yes yes Mrs
Lampard uh I don't know who this Mr dial is but it's just possible we were wrong about who killed
your husband you mean he might have Mr barthol I'm catching the next plane out of here I'm not going
to sit around for somebody to make chop liver out of me now tak
e it easy Miss slabber take it easy
uh where are you now can you meet me uh at the market at Le yes opposite San but I'll meet you
there in 15 minutes all right I'll be there in 15 [Music] minutes [Music] Al two two [Music]
beat [Music] sweet face [Music] taxi were you followed yes by dial but I lost him
I'm beginning to think women make the best spies agents he has a gun Mr balamu no but I saw it no
that's not Carson dial Carson there's only one dial connected with this affair Mrs L but th
at's
Carson dial you mean you've known about him all along it's enough to make you a vegetarian isn't
it it's just lucky that I'm not hanging next to one of those things right now why didn't
you tell me you knew about dial I didn't see any point Dial's dead Mr Bartholomew what
is all this about in 1944 five members of the oss the military ESPN Unit were ordered behind
the German lines for the purpose of delivering $250,000 in gold to the French underground the
five men were of course your
husband Charles the three men who showed up at his funeral yesterday
and Carson dial oh instead of delivering the gold they stole it how by burying it then
reporting the Germans had captured it all they had to do was come back after the war
dig it up split it five ways quarter of a million dollar with no questions asked may I
have a cigarette please I can't stand those things it's like drinking coffee through a
veil everything went smoothly enough until after the Gold was buried then before
they
could get out they were ambushed by a German Patrol a machine gun separated scobby from his
right hand and caught Kason dial full in the stomach what was wrong with that one
nothing I guess what happened then have you any idea what these things
cost please go on Mr balamu what happened [Music] then Caren dial
was dead but scobby was able to travel where was I Carson di was dead Carson dial
was dead the others finally got back to the base and waited for the war to end only
Charles co
uldn't wait quite as long as the others he beat them back to the goal took
everything for himself and disappeared it's taken Gideon Tex and scobby all this time to
catch up with him again but if they stole all that money why can't you arrest them sh sh we
know what happened from the bits and pieces we were able to Pace together we still have
no proof but what's this got to do with the [Music] CIO CIA Mrs laen it's an extension of
the wartime OSS it's our money and we want it back I'm sorry
Mr Bartholomew but nothing
you've said has changed my mind I'm leaving Paris tonight wouldn't advise that Mrs Lampard
better consider what happened to your husband when he triy to leave those men won't be very far
away no matter where you go in fact I don't even see any point in your changing hotels now please
help us Mrs lard your government is counting on you I suppose if I'm going to die I
might as well do it for my country that's the spirit here's what I want you
to do we're anxious to
know who this man is the one calling himself self dial
I want you to find out why me you're in an ideal position he trusts you besides
you yourself said women make the best spies agents [Music] L Trine what are you doing following me it's
going to look like a parade stop it [Music] how are you how nice to see
you when did you arrive it's lovely time to stay are you having a
good time so many things to [Music] see fine fine if you don't stop following
me I'll call the [Music] police taxy [
Music] [Applause] dial please Dy yes Mr D I remember no I'm sorry Mr dial nothing
today thank you Mr di please you're one and on the telephon Mr di
Kevin Four Mr di Kevin four please yes good morning Mr dial Reggie it's the only name I've got how about
you I cat Mouse you've got me what do you want to know why you lied to me I had to for all I knew
you were in on the whole thing I'm trying to find out who you are but you know my name it's dial
Carson dial is dead yes he is he was my brother
your brother the Army thinks he was killed in
action by the Germans but I think they did it text Gideon scobby and your husband because my brother
wouldn't go along with their scheme to steal the gold I I think he threatened to turn them in and
they killed him and I'm trying to prove it they think I'm working with them but I'm not Reggie I'm
on your side just believe that how can I you lie to me just the way Charles did after promising you
wouldn't oh I want to believe you Peter I can't ca
ll you that anymore can I take me a while to
get used to your new name what is it h hello hello [Music] you have anything funny or try to talk to
anyone I'll kill you dial you're wreck your raincoat take the next car [Music] please [Music] look up didn't want you to bump your head I get in [Music] there all right turn around [Music] now sit down now what we wait with our mouth [Music] shut [Music] I'm sorry about [Music] that okay up [Music] there do I knock or something to open it keep
right
on going the view it better be worth [Music] it very pretty now what I was afraid of [Music] that I'll give you a chance dial which is more
than you'd give me where's the money is that why you dragged me all the way up
here to ask me that she has it and I say maybe you both have it one more time
D where is it supposing I had it which I don't do you really think I just hand
it over to [Music] you step [Music] back back where that's the idea no no just
a minute take it [Music] easy [Music] h
[Music] go [Music] a Helen what how you doing how do
you think if you get bored try riding Love Thy Neighbor 100
times on the side of the [Music] building M next time please use the keyhole is that you yeah you going to open
up sure wait a minute don't you know it's imp poite to leave someone holding the phone
what happened oh I met a man with sharp nails scobby mhm I left him hanging
around the American Express come in I've got something that stings like crazy now
you're the kind of girl
that have something like that sit down wait a minute what what
is that stuff marvelous stuff going to hurt you much more than it's going to hurt me
oh oh did you hear something rip no no list I only came in for an estimate sit still
it's not too bad you won't be able to lie on your back for a few days then you can lie from
any position can't you oh hurt what what does it hurt oh kidding have you got a bullet like a
bite like they do in the movies are you really Carson Dial's brother now wo
uld you like to
see my passport passport what kind of a proof is that well would you like to see where I was
tattooed yes all right we'll drive around that way could at least tell me what your first name
is these days Alexander okay Alexander you're done good you're a new man I'm sorry the old one
couldn't tell you the truth but I had to find out your part in all this is there a Mrs Dial yes but
we're divorced I thought that was Peter Joshua I'm just as difficult to live with as he was Alex
how
can you tell if anyone's lying or not you can't there must be some way no no there's no riddle
about two tribes of Indians the white feet always tell the truth and the black feet always lie so
one day you meet an Indian you say hey Indian what are you a toothful white foot a lying Blackfoot
he says I'm a truthful whitefoot but which is he well why couldn't you just look at his feet
because he's wearing marins well then he's a truthful white foot of course but why not a
lying black foo
t which one are you a truthful white foot come in sit down right you want to
look at my feet yes oh hey knock it off now come on Reggie listen to me oh here it comes the
fatherly talk you forget I'm already a widow so was Juliet at 15 H but I'm not 15 well that's
your trouble you're too old for me can't you be serious oh you just had an horrible word
what did I say serious when a man gets to be my age that's the last word he ever wants to
hear I don't want to be serious I especially don't w
ant you to be okay we'll just sit around
all day long being frivolous how about that h Magie cut it out okay well now what are you
doing cutting it out who told you to do that you did oh I'm not through complaining yet
[Music] oh cut it out Alex I think I love [Music] you he a telephone for you never mind
whoever it is Won't Give Up and neither will I just here come on take it hello I'm sorry
uh I was just uh nibbling on something see I'd appreciate it Mighty highly if you'd uh
wiggle on o
ver to room 46 and chew the fat for a spell could you give me one good reason why
I should yeah a little one about six or seven keeps calling for Aunt Reggie H ain't they
cute they've got John Louie I'll be right there hey tax do something with this
kid will you my whole leg's going to sleep are you a here Cowboy yeah
sure I am kid so where's your gun will you put that thing away Lou got him Miss lamper now who invited him
well her see you had a happy Landing I must call Sylvie right away u
p I'm afraid they'll have
to wait Mrs lford it's his mother she won't be anybody's mother unless you answer some questions
this ain't no gay Miss Lambert you want that money now why don't you keep quiet and stop threatening
the child he hasn't got the money and neither has Mrs Lampard and then who does I don't know Herman
maybe you do me or you oh go him well that's the most ridiculous thing I listen to this man man go
Loco now hold it suppose one of you found Charles here in Paris even bum
ped into him by accident
followed him when he tried to run out again call him on the train threw him out the window and
without bothering to tell the other two took all the money for yourself if one of us did that
he wouldn't hang around here waiting for the other two to figure it out but he'd have to don't
you see if he left he'd be admitting his guilt whoever it is has to wait here pretending to look
for the money waiting for the rest of us to give up and go home he's just trying to throw
us off
they got it I tell you why don't we search their rooms that's all right with us well then
what are we wasting time for let's go while we're waiting we'll search yours not my room
well German you have something to hide then there are no objections all right here's
my key I'll take to that my room's open wa now you two just make yourselves to home here well let's get busy come on John Lise
come on oh that's fine who gets your vote scobby he's the one who objected all right I'll
take
Texas room and Gideons you take John Louie with you and B the door from inside come on
John Lou we'll have a treasure hunt okay come on T and it's Charlie stuff looks
like it think we ought to call Herman what for if it's not here why
bother him and if it is why bothering sure there's nothing missing here no everything's
here the police have kindly provided us with a list sure ain't nothing here worth no quar
of a million dollars not unless we're blind I keep telling myself we've stolen a g
reat
deal of money but up to now I've yet to see a penny of it you think maybe we're fishing
up the wrong stream meaning what suppose one of us has it you know like the man says now
that would be Mighty distasteful must being Veterans of the same war and all well you
know I tell you if I had it oh naturally just like I'd tell you if I had it naturally
and that goes for himman too [Laughter] natur he's all right Sylvie honestly just hurry
over as soon as you can okay goodbye now if you had
a treasure where would you hide it I
would bury it in the garden well SW but this man doesn't have a garden oh neither do I you
don't well if you had to hide it in this room where would you put it up there on top of that
cupboard you know something you may be right oh I hope I don't find any hairy
little things living up here hey there is something it's heavy I found it I
found it I found it I found it if you think you're getting credit for this you're crazy
we won we won we won we won we
won we won we won we won we found it we found it did
you find it no what do you mean no you're the kid was yelling there up there it's up
there believe me there's nothing up there [Music] yeah Jump free holy to Herman spare where is he he's over in my [Music] room You' better take
the boy out in the [Music] hall oh now who would have done a mean thing like that
I'm not quite sure well this ain't my room mine neither oh the police aren't going to like this
a bit we we could dry him off and t
ake him down the hall to his own room he really doesn't look
too bad oh poor old Herman seems like him and good luck always work was strangers well maybe
now he'll meet up with his other hands [Music] someplace a man drowned in his bed impossible
and in his pajamas the second one in his pajamas stupid stop lying to me this nose tells me when
you are lying it is never mistaken not in 23 years this nose will make me commiss of police
Mr D or Mr Joshua which is it dial and yet you registered i
n meev as Mr Joshua didn't you know it
was against the law to register under an assumed name no I didn't it's done in America all the time
none of you will be permitted to leave Paris until this matter is cleared up only I warn you I will
be watching we use the guillotine in this country I have always suspected that the blade coming down
causes no more than a slight tickling sensation on the back of the neck it is only a guess of
course I hope none of you ever finds out for [Applause] certa
in who do you think did it Gideon possibly or Tex possibly you're a fat lot of help
that's right can I have one of those one of what I think Tex did it oh van why do you think
Tex did it because I really suspect Gideon and it's always the person you don't suspect do
women think it's feminine to be so illogical or can't they help it what's so illogical about
that well you just said that it's always the one you don't suspect and you suspect Gideon so
therefore must be TX but on the other hand
if you suspect Texas must be the other fell Gideon
I guess I just can't help it h who women oh you know I can't help feeling rather sorry for
scobby wouldn't it be nice if we were like that what like scobby no Dre Kelly you remember
when he danced down here by the river in America in Paris without a care in the world you know
this is good want some know that oh and I guess you don't do here give me that I'm sorry Alex I'm
scared yes I know I can't think of any reason why he was killed well
perhaps someone thought the
four shares were too many what makes you think that this someone is going to be satisfied
with three he wants it all Alex that means we're in his way too that's right we've got to
do something I mean any minute now we could be assassinated would you do anything like that
what assassinate someone no swing down from there on a rope to save the woman you love like
the hunchback of Notre Dame uh huh oh who put that there hurry up and change I'm starved let me know w
hat you want to e so I can pick out
a soup that [Music] matches [Music] what do you want it's the house detective
why don't you have a girl in there no you're a pest can I come in no I'm going to take
a bath oh wouldn't it be better if you did it in here what for well I wouldn't want
to use that tub and anyway I don't want to be alone I'm afraid only next door if
anything happens Hollow [Music] reie got you did you ever hear the story of the boy
who cried wolf the showers in there oh come
on Bry open the door this is a ludicrous
situation I can think of a dozen men who are just longing to use my shower why don't you
call one of them how dare you oh you're a nut what are you doing I'm taking off my shoes what do you think I'm doing did you ever hear of
anyone taking a shower with their shoes on I usually sing a medley of old favorites when
I'm in the shower oh any requests shut the door oh I'm afraid I don't know that one miss well
shut the door why come in and [Music] watch
w [Music] drip dry how often do you go through
this little ritual oh every day the manufacturer recommends it
I don't believe it oh yes it's Dr see the label look look at the small crib
wearing this suit during washing heal protected [Music] shape [Music] waterproof Acron nylon fish resistant
plastic rust fly FR you're the nut not [Music] yes M slard bolom you I
spoke to Washington M SL go ahead Mr balam you I'm listening well
I uh told him what you said about this man being Carson Dial's
brother I
asked them what they knew about it and they told me you're not going to like
this Mrs Lampard Carson dial had no brother L are you sure there's no mistake
none whatsoever please be careful Mrs lard bye I left all my drip dry dripping
is that all right what's the matter something wrong oh you're probably
weak from Hunger you've only eaten five times today I'll get someone to fix up
my suit quickly and take you out to dinner let's go somewhere crowded I feel like a lot of
people [
Music] hey you know this thing is still damp you haven't spoken a word for 20 minutes
I was thinking about Charles and scobby and who's going to be next me I don't suppose
you know who the murderer is do you no not yet whoever's Left Alive at the end will pretty
much have sewn up the nomination don't you think what are you trying to say that I might have
killed Charles and scobby what do I have to do to satisfy you become the next victim it's a
start anyway ohuh I can't understand you at al
l one minute you're chasing me around the shower
room and the next minute you're accusing me of murder Carson dial had no [Music] brother oh
I can explain that if you just listen well I can't very well leave without a pair of water
wings can I all right get set for the Story of My Life fiction or nonfiction why don't you shut
up well are you going to listen go on all right now when I was a young man my father expected me
to go into his business umbrella frames that's what he made oh sensibl
e business I suppose but I
didn't have the sense in those days to be sensible I suppose all this is leading somewhere but it
led me away from umbrella frames one thing but that left me without any honest means of support
what do you mean well in this highly competitive world when a man has no profession there isn't
much choice so I began looking for people who had more money than they needed including some
they barely miss you mean you're a thief well that's not exactly the term i' have cho
sen but it
sort of captures the spirit of the thing I don't believe it I can't really blame you now but I do
believe it that's what I don't believe so it's goodbye Alexander D and welcome home Peter Joshua
sorry the name's Adam camfield Adam Canfield MH wonderful did you realize you've had three names
in the past two days I don't even know who I'm talking to anymore no man's the same even if the
name isn't no he isn't the same Adam Canfield is a crook and I want to know why well it's simple
I like what I do I enjoy my work there aren many men in the world who love their work as much as I
do you're looking around sometime is there a Mrs Canfield yes but we divorced that's right now
go and eat your dinner oh I could eat a horse I think that's what you ordered don't you dare
be civil with me after leading me on like this how did I lead you on oh all that marvelous
rejection you knew I I couldn't resist it and now it turns out all you're interested in is
the money that's right o
h but what would you like me to say that a pretty girl with an
outrageous manner means more to an Old Pro like me than a quarter of a million dollars I
don't suppose so it's a tossup I can tell you that what hasn't it occurred to you that I'm
having a tough time keeping my hands off [Music] you oh you should see your face
what's the matter with it it's love him now what's the trouble I'm not hungry anymore isn't it glorious Adam it's all right
come and look [Music] me it was closing night h
ey you don't look so bad in
this light now why do you think I brought you here I thought maybe you
wanted me to see the kind of work the competition was turning out pretty good
huh I taught them everything they do oh did they do that kind of thing way back
in your day sure how do you think I got here not allowed to kiss back huh oh
no doctor said it was bad for my [Music] [Applause] [Music] thermostat wellow
and you come on you come on don't you well come on [Music] yeah H in a Lobby are y
ou out of your mind or
something it's 3:30 in the morning you mean it all right all right I'll be right down wait a [Music] [Music] minute [Music]
1:20:52.720,1193:02:47.295
[Music] hey hey turn on the [Music] [Applause] lights hey
I just stop this thing [Music] [Music] three of them all in their pajamas a ridicul
what is it some new American F and no your friend who lives here um the one from Texas
is thisa into th air where is he I wish I knew Madame tell me Mr di where were you at 3:30
a
.m. in my room asleep and you Mrs Lampert I was too in Mr Dial's room no in my room
obviously you're telling the truth for why would you invent such a ridiculous story and
if I were you I wouldn't stay in my pajamas good night well that WPS it up Tex has the money
you could toe I'll let you know when I found him you going to go looking for him now well if the
police find him first they're not going to turn over that quar of a million dollars to US oh
Adam do as I tell you go to bed and Bol
your door yeah are you listening to me dial look
I know who's got that money man and I want my share seems to be growing and growing every day
well I ain't disappear until I get it where are your Texs come on man look my mama didn't raise
no stupid children but I tell you what you want to find me will you just look over your shoulder
cuz from now on I'm going to be right behind you open up I think I was wrong about tech having the
money why I just heard from him he's still hungry that means
killing Gideon didn't get it
for him so he's narrowed it down to us you've got it but I've looked everywhere you know I
where's the Airlines bag in the wardrobe get it Lord your obstinate Charles must have had
it with him on the train when Tex killed him thanks everybody in his aunt lilan been
through that bag including me okay we do it again I've been into it at least
once a day somebody would have seen it it's there Reggie we're looking at
it right now something on that bed is worth a q
uarter of a million dollars
but what I don't know I don't know for passports steam ship ticket anything in there nothing wallet F pen what about that key so
the apartment matches mine exactly I bet you don't really need those you need them well it still doesn't make sense it
isn't worth a quarter of a million dollars out it wait a minute the tooth powder what about it
could you recognize heroin just by the taste of it heroin peppermint flavored heroin well I guess that's it dead
end well go
to bed you got to get up and go to work in the morning there's
nothing more we can do tonight I love you Adam yes you told me no last time
I said I love you Alex oh oh we hold it they're recognizing Great Britain what
a Mr chairman fellow delegates my distinguished colleague from Italy Her Majesty's delegation
has listened with great patience to the southern European oh you are no it's all right what's
wrong Adam nothing's wrong I think I found something I was snooping around Texas's room
and came across this in the waste basket I stuck it together again that's the receipt Grant
Pier gave me for Char's things I don't see how that's going to no you're not looking last night
when we went through the Airlines bag something was missing an agenda that's an appointment
book isn't it it wasn't there that's right I remember grandia looking through it but there was
nothing in it at least nothing the police thought was very important can you remember anything in
it at door we did say
something about Charles's last appointment with whom where I think it's
it only said where no no come on Reggie think think this may be what we're looking for Adam
that money doesn't belong to us if we keep it we be breaking the law n since we didn't steal
it there's no law against stealing stolen money of course there is there is yes when did they
pass such a city law now think Reggie what was in that appointment book oh it was a place or
a street corner or something watch it I'm on Miss
of of the Western Hemisphere Conference of the Western Hemisphere Conference
held on March 22nd no wait it was last Thursday 5:00 that's it Adam the garden it's Thursday the day and it's almost 5:00 so come on
oh it's all right gentlemen carry on now what 5:00 Thursday the gardens must be
something around here Charles's appointment was last week yes I know but this is
all we got left you're not kidding 10 minutes ago I had a job but now
you've got another job so stop grumbling and start loo
king I'll take
that side you poke around over [Music] here [Music] on [Music] it's hopeless I
don't even know what we're looking for I don't think Tex does either TX is he here look I'm going to see what
he's up to you stay here be careful Adam he's already killed three [Music] men [Music] [Music] I [Music] [Applause] wait for wait [Music] t look [Music] up all right where's the letter the letter
huh it ain't worth nothing you know what I mean the envelope with the stamps on it I
want it yo
u greenhorn why you thick skull hairbrain half-witted green horn and
they was both too smart for us what are you talking about oh first her husband
now her she beted all of them big eyes at you and you fell for it like a an egg
from a tall chicken you want the envelope there you take it it's all [Laughter]
yours you kill all three of them for nothing you greenhorn you blockheaded jackass
you need come [Music] poop Sylvie what are you doing here I'm waiting for Jean Lou oh what's
he up to o
h he was so excited when he got the stamp you gave him this morning he said he' never
seen any like them I'm glad what's all this the stamp Market it's there every Thursday afternoon
that's where Jean TR his stamps good Lord where is he what's the matter Sheri the stamps they
worth a fortune what a fortune come [Music] on I don't see him anywhere we'll
separate you look over there okay John [Music] [Music] we shall we joh regie [Music] regie
[Music] J we thank heaven they have the what's th
is A man gave me all those for only three a
man oh know who [Music] where [Music] V la come on PO but he's gone I don't blame him how M Felix we I was expecting you I knew you would
come look at them Madame have you ever in your entire life seen anything so beautiful
I'm sorry I don't know anything about stamps I know them as one knows his own face though
I had never seen them this one a Swedish for Shilling called the Gula FAS kingan printed
in 1854 what is it worth well the money is UN im
portant I'm afraid it's very important
but in your money perhaps $85,000 may I sit down yeah and the blue one oh it's called the
Hawaiian blue in 1894 the owner was murdered by a rival collector who was obsessed to own
it and what is its value today 65,000 and the last one are the best for last the Masterpiece
it's the most valuable stamp in the world it's called The Gazette MAV it was printed by hand
on colored paper and Mark with the initials of the printer today it has a value of $100,00
0
I'm not a thief Madame I knew there was some mistake you gave the boy a great many stamps in
return are they for sale now oh let me see 150 European 200 Asian 175 American 100 African and
12 Princess Grace commemorative which comes to 10 Franks and don't forget these thank you I'm sorry
oh no for a few minutes there were mine that is enough Adam [Music] Adam hello Mr bam you yes Tex is dead smothered and Adam did it he killed them all are you sure yes I'm sure Tex
wrote the word dial befo
re he died he's the murderer I tell you now wait
a minute just a minute Mrs Lampert uh you better give that to me again it was the
stamps on the letter Charles had with him on the train they were there in plain view
all the time but no one bothered to look at the envelope now Mrs Lambert listen to me
you're not safe as long as you have these stamps let's see um do you know the center
Garden at the P Royale yes the colonade yes by the colonade as fast as you can get
there hurry Mrs lton I'm
leaving right away goodbye Reggie the stamps where are they Reggie
wait why so you can kill me too Texas dad he wrote di on the carpet I'm not D you know that the Tex
didn't know it you're a murderer want those stamps isup [Music] occup oh y sh [Music] [Music] what [Music] spe [Music] [Music] oh [Music] American Embassy American Embassy uh Mr
Bartholomew's office please would you speak a little louder please I can't speak any louder
Mr Hamilton Bartholomew I'm sorry Mr Bartholomew has left
for the day but someone's trying
to kill me what kill me you've got to get word to him right away he's he's in the center
Garden of the P Royale near the colonade tell him I'm trapped in a phone booth right below
him in the Metro station and the name's [Music] lamper [Music] [Music] for hello hello Mr Bartholomew yes there
was a call for you just now Mr Bartholomew it sounded quite urgent a Mrs Lampert Lampert
I don't know any Mrs Lampert she says she's trapped in a metro station and someon
e's
trying to kill her trying to kill her who does she think I am the CIA all right I
guess you better call the French [Music] police [Music] it's about all of you Mr M all of you help meie
stop that man is Carson dial we all know Carson di is dead Mrs lard I tell you he's Carson Di not
going to believe him just bring those stamps over here he's trying to trick you again Tex recognized
him that's why he wrote dial if you takeing those stamps he'll kill you too Mrs lit if I'm who he
says I
am what's preventing me from killing you right now because he'd have to come out to get the
stamps and he knows he'll never make it Mrs lbert he wants the money for himself that's all he's
ever wanted he's with the CIA I saw him at the embassy I tell you he's Caron dial that's right
Mrs lamp but that's right I'm a dead man look at me oh I don't know who anybody is
Reggie I beg you just trust me once more why should I I can't think
of a reason in the world why you should stop right now Mrs l
aer I'll kill you it
won't get you the stamp style you'll still have to come about to get them and I'm not likely
to miss at this range maybe not but it takes a lot of bullets to kill me they left me there
with five of them in my legs and my stomach Mrs Lambert they knew I was still alive but they
left me there I spent 10 months in a German prison camp with nothing to stop the pain
they left me there Mrs lber they deserve to die but I had nothing to do with it you got
the money now it belo
ngs to me Mrs lber they knew I was still alive but they left me there
that's why I had to kill them all four of them please believe me Mrs Lampard I'll kill you too
it won't make any difference it's no use you're running out of time I've come too far to turn back
I swear I'll kill you make up your mind Mrs lber [Applause] [Music] now [Music] [Music] I [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] all right I know you're in
there Mrs labit come on [Music] out do you hear me come on [Music] out
I don't wan
t to kill you but I [Music] will come on [Music] out [Music] [Music] game is over Mrs [Music] [Music] Lampert [Music] you didn't have to chase me so hard
that one's done do this one go I'm sorry I thought you were the murderer but how was
I to know he was as big a liar as you are is that all the Gratitude I get for saving your
hide yeah rub your own blinging foot the truth now was it my hide or those stamps well what
a terrible thing to say how could you think that then prove it to me tell m
e to go to the
Embassy first thing in the morning and turn in those [Music] stamps I said tell me to go
to the Embassy first I heard you I heard you I heard you then say it now Reggie listen to
me there's something I'd like to explain never mind I'll go by myself well what makes you think
they're even interested it's only a quarter of a million dollars it'll cost more than that
for them to fix up their bookkeeping now as a taxpayer who's a taxpayer Crooks don't pay
taxes excuse me Soldier
Marine ma'am oh forgive me who would I see regarding the return of stolen
government money well you might try the treasury Department ma'am room 2117 second floor Mr krook
shank 217 thank you [Music] Marine uh uh uh do you mind if I don't go in to do the sight of all
that money being given away might make me break out Mr crook shank please my name
is lamp yes Mr Crookshank and Miss lamp Mrs Mrs Lampert to see you
yes sir go right in thank [Music] you of all the mean rotten cont temptable
c
rooked crooked I you think you'd be glad to find out I'm not crooked you can't even be
honest about being dishonest why didn't you say something you were not allowed to tell come
on give me the St wait a minute how did car and dar get an office in this building anyway
when did you meet him what time of day I mean about 1 the lunch job probably worked it
out in advance found an office usually left open and just moved in for the time you were
here then how do I know this is your office Mrs is
Foster take a memo to Bartholomew
in security recommending Bartholomew recommending that Embassy offices be kept
locked during the lunch hour starting with his own I give him the stamps come on what's
your first name today Brian Brian crook shank serves me right if I get stuck with that
one well who asked you to get stuck with any of them come on is there a Mrs
Cookshack yes but we're divorced no oh my mother she lives in Detroit you'd
like her she'd like you too come on give me those sta
mps not until you prove to me that
you're really Brian crook shank all right one day next week I'll put it on the marriage
license how about that qu stalling I want some identification now I wouldn't lie on a
license again you're still trying to marriage license did you say marriage license no don't
change the subject just give me the stance oh I love you Adam Alex Peter Brian whatever
your name is oh I love you I hope we have a lot of boys and we can name them roll after
you well before w
e start that may I have the [Music] St
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