you're in for some pain but when i'm done with
you you'll be a helpful dog like one of them saint bernards with a mini cask of brandy help
i've broken my leg okay well i have a scumbags fancy drink all right lois uh i did the grocery
shopping i folded the laundry and i dug up some dirt on the youngest woman in your pilates
class oh boyfriend's an indian guy huh well brian i got to say it first i wasn't sure about
this new attitude of yours but it is nice having all the extra help around the
house i know it's
great and with all the time brian is saving me i've been able to spend more time working with
my foundation that gives impoverished nations things they don't want or need all right let's get
this stuff out fast guys these people have nothing all right everybody gets a hot dog toaster and a
special zigzag brownie pan so that every brownie you bake has a chewy edge we got 300 000 harlequin
costumes and 500 000 sets of stairs that a dog can use to get up on a bed well lookin
g around
i can see everybody looks kind of thirsty so each of you gets a crash bandicoot video game
all right i'll see you guys next month cause i got a shipment coming into those realistic
testicles you hang off the back of your truck you used me i can't believe i converted
for you ah i'm sorry chris i think you may still be 60 theological hours short
but i'm so sorry oh what have i done geez peter i haven't seen you this excited
since you were a mailman bill playboy letter playboy bill b
ill playboy playboy playboy
playboy all right got everything i need i quit 12 copies of june it's gonna be a kick-ass summer i love peter i'd follow him anywhere
except onto an elevator he fat man where are you off to well i figure if i wanna
find a real friend my best bet is to partner up with a simple migrant farm laborer peter tell me
about the rabbits uh i i actually thought you were gonna tell me about the rabbits you guys i had
no idea how fun it was trying on huge sunglasses i don't
know do they make my face look
really heavy or do they make me look amazing amazing thank you and what about my
hobby of painting flowers on plates is it good enough to be a real business
it could totally be a real business oh lois i'm so glad you're here i really need
to pee go ahead i'll handle the kids no you need to come with me the toilets are all like
one foot off the ground so i need to hold on to your arm while i lower myself down yeah i'm
not doing that wow the bahamas i can't wai
t to get down there and dip my fingers in the water
yeah it'll be awesome to see all your wives in bathing suits and then pretend i have to go back
to the room to get something so when do we leave boy you guys sure packed a lot of stuff yeah
well we're gonna be gone a week me i travel white just two shirts two pairs of pants and the
machine that does the work of my large intestine we brought a machine that gives lois orgasms damn
it i tried two things that all kids love coffee and old seed
packets and all any of you can do is
stare at those game boy machines i'm sick of it come on grandpa stop it you made me miss my candy
crush record good sorry peter we had to trick you guys or you wouldn't have come well you can't
make me stay if i parasail out of here go tito oh i forgot i took it off cause i got a scared bend to the left bend to the right get
the big spring stretch the big spring stop to smoke get a big towel put it
behind your neck tuck it in your shirt stub your toe sho
ut a racial slur oh slant
tooth hat jockey that's not a real thing so if you associated that with
a certain race you are a racist what is in here the soap the little tray
the soap was on and the sink every year we have to deal with you american tourists stuffing
your slob faces taking video you'll never watch and flushing the toilets way too much
the general rule is if it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down i've
literally never done one without the other he's a cold-hearted
snake look into his eyes uh-oh
he's been telling lies he's a lover boy at play
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