Coffee With D | Hindi Full Movie | Sunil Grover, Pankaj Tripathi, Anjana Sukhani | Comedy Movie

Okay live 3, 2, 1.. Welcome and good evening to one on one with me Arnab Ghosh. I like to introduce to the man.. ..the myth and the most wanted outlaw of the world D. "Everybody is busy battling and life has been locked." "Every minute selfie sis clicked and posted on instagram." "24 hours on phone and life is on loan." "He cannot do anything and finds faults in others." "The nation wants to know." "The nation wants to know." "There is nothing to say but the nation wants to know." "Your world ha

s become useless." "Your world has become useless." "Your world has become useless." "Oh God.." "Your world has become useless." "Why don't you understand?" "Your world has become useless. Oh God.." "Thousands of scams happen in crores." "Money is power and will get anything done from anyone." "Every hour there is breaking news. At least million views." "They unnecessary create issues and main issue is ignored." "The nation wants to know." "The nation wants to know." "There is nothing to say but

the nation wants to know." 'Your world has become useless." "Your world has become useless." "Your world has become useless. Oh God.." "Your world has become useless." "Why don't you understand?" "Your world has become useless. Oh God.." So Mr. Vachani you want to say that.. ..the core committee does not take responsibility.. ..for spokes person's live comments. Look I.. - Answer my question, Mr. Vachani. I am.. - You will have to answer my question. Answer me first. Let me also... - Answer me

first, Mr. Vachani. Let me speak. - Answer me first. You will have to answer Mr. Vachani. I am speaking. Let me speak. - Answer me. I am giving. Answer me. - I am speaking. Answer me first, Mr. Vachani. You have to. Okay. Mr Vachani who is promoting the campaign of save water.. ..has wasted one glass of water here. This means that today without worrying about anything.. ..you are publicly going against the cause you are supporting. Why don't you let me speak anything? - Answer me first. Shall I

say something? - You have to answer me. Okay. You have thrown the political ideology of your party on my face. What are you saying? - You cannot do that. That means you do not believe in the political ideology of your party. I.. - That's what you want to say. You have insulted and made fun of the 150 years old party, Mr. Vachani. There is no joke.. Come on sir let's go. It is live telecast. Everybody is listening. Let's go sir. Hey, he is amazing. He is talking nonstop like bullet train without

a break. If you call us in studio.. ..then give us chance to speak. - You answer me. Let's go sir. Do you know how much preparation we do before coming here? Let's go. - He does not understand. It is a limit. Leave me. Answer me Mr. Vachani. He.. - You cannot leave like this. It is matter of everyday. Come every day and get insulted in Prime time. You.. - What do you have to say my friend? You tell me. Understand one thing that.. ..even politicians have some dignity. Understood. Do answer me Mr.

Vachani. You cannot do that. Mr. Vachani you have to answer. Give the phone to Pankaj. Pankaj, first of all cut the feed now. And switch it to something else. Anything. And secondly remove Arnab from prime time slot from Monday. Listen, ask Neha to come to studio. Everyone go out. I want to talk to Arnab. Hey, go out. What? Hey.. How did you get wet? I threw water on myself. I can give away my life. - Yes of course. Listen, Arnab from tomorrow you will do the 7-8PM slot. Now will I have to do 7

-8 as well? No, no you will have to do that only. Only that. What? - Yes. 7-8 PM means. Now will I tell people how to cook food? Yes. It is cookery slot so understand what and how you will do it. What the hell Roy? What the hell? You tell me. Really. First you were saying that TRP is not coming and losses are mounting up. Now TRP is coming and you have a problem. Do you increase TRP like this? Is this the way to increase TRP? Okay. Now you remember the chapters of moral science. Very nice. What

happened? Burn it. - Warning comes downstairs. Look at Neha's shows, buddy. Pure fashion reporting delivered with a pinch of salt. And ratings are good too. Nobody is complaining. Roy, to make shows on lingerie and sex.. ..and to openly challenge politicians on a live show.. ..is two different things. Oh hello, mind your language. It is not lingerie show but India's best glamour update show. Oh. I am the best news writer in the country. I am doing this show on Roy's request. Why are you involvin

g me into this debate? Take your beauty parlor out. There is no need to do this here. I am here because Roy called me. And I am getting the prime time slot of your show. Yeah.. What? Yes.. Will Neha do prime time slot on my place? Have you literally taken the show by its name? One on one. If she does the show then politicians will give fewer answers.. ..and will give phone numbers to her more. I am leaving Roy. Let me know when Mr. Angry pans has cooled down. I will come later. - No, no Neha. Yo

u are not going anywhere. Wait, wait.. This man must know how important it is to change with time. Even you know that.. ..Neha used to be the best writer in the news business. Okay. She is doing this show because the channel needs her. You know flexibility. Shut up. Have cup and smell the coffee. No one wants to see your show nowadays. It is okay that ratings were fine today but at what cost. Tomorrow RGV will come. Again I will have to give answer about 6 cameras, 4 mikes and so many bones. Do

you know that? It is not my fault that you cannot handle political hooliganism. My work was to handle heated debates and that I was doing. Until you.. Hello. What is it? I said I will get the watermelon. Watermelon, watermelon.... Yes baby.. Nothing, nothing.. I have chucked out an office boy so he is getting angry and shouting. Yes. I will get it. Sure. Bye sweetheart. Sorry I did not see. I was in heated debate so I got.. It was not a heated debate. It was hardly a debate. You had said at 10'0

clock. Why is so much shouting happening outside? Stop it. - Stop it, Pankaj. Don't laugh, Arnab. A 70 year old man crying on prime time.. it was not heated debate. It seemed as if you have snatched a lollipop from a 6 year old child. Did you see the way he was crying? But it was good one, yeah.. Arnab! You were a good news anchor. - Thanks. But this drama cannot continue every day, buddy. Even you know it. It is not feasible. People want to see some real stuff. Remember those days when people w

ould leave their dinner.. ..and sit in front of the TV. Which topic would Arnab discuss on? Who will be court martial? It's gone buddy. Look! I can't sustain like this. Even the order from top management has come that we have got 2 months time. We have to make profit by them. Otherwise everything finished. Channel is finished. You are finished. You are under estimating me, Roy. Do you remember.. ..that I had brought the channel to the top position? It was me who had made the channel the biggest

brand. When a person talks about past again and again.. ..then one should understand that there is some problem. And you very well know it what the problem is. Do something. You can do it. You have done it before as well. Think huge. Otherwise many people are pushing me for 7-8 slot. So now Arnab Ghosh.. ..will have to compete with chef Kapoor for screen time. What the hell? - Neha, please. Buddy, think of something. Think of something quickly. We just have two months time. - Hey.. Pankaj, will

this noise stop or not? Sir I am vinod. Vinod, is this a studio or a fish market? Come baby. "Whosoever you bless Haji Ali..." "He need not worry at all, Haji Ali, Haji Ali.." "Whosoever you bless Haji Ali.." "He need not worry at all, Haji Ali, Haji Ali.." "Ali, Ali Haji Ali.." "Ali, Ali Haji Ali.." "Ali, Ali Haji Ali.." "Ali, Ali Haji Ali.." "Haji Ali.." "My Haji Ali.." "The day is not good so help to let it pass soon." "Give my life a direction." "Change my bad luck into good luck." "Help me

to come out of problems." "Bless me; help me to find my way." "Ali, Ali Haji Ali.." "Ali, Ali Haji Ali.." "Ali, Ali Haji Ali.." "Ali, Ali Haji Ali.." "Ali, Ali Haji Ali.." "Ali, Ali Haji Ali.." "Ali, Ali Haji Ali.." What happened? Why have you made face like a grilled chicken? Many people make a mistake of removing the chicken before it is grilled. Look at this. It should be of this color. Till that time let be on grill. I am being thrashed in the office and you are joking. Are you just being th

rashed and not me? That also from my own child. It is 4th month. Do you remember? Sorry. - Sorry. Then you must be enjoying? - What? I mean.. sorry baby. After making chicken roast.... I mean..now is turn of spices. ..people are happy when the child kicks for the first time. Like that I said. Yes. You know everything.. ..then you do it. I am sorry. How are you feeling? Does someone talk like this with pregnant woman? Of course I am feeling awful. Leave it. Okay. Now tell me what has happened? Or

you want me to read your face. Shall I say the truth? No, tell me the story of Harry Potter. Of course, tell me the truth. I have been removed from the prime time slot. What? - I will do the cookery show. 7-8 PM. Like this. Shit. But what happened suddenly today. Roy said it point blankly that we have two months. If the ratings don't go up we are doomed. Channel will shut down. You will get another assignment. I mean there is no other Arnab in India. It is not that easy. I will not get a second

chance failing at my level. And even if I get I can't expect to be paid like before. It is too much. I have booked so many thing online for the baby. Don't worry. We will figure something out. Life is already going on loan. If we do not do something quickly.. ..then we will have to come from Toyota to Tata. If you do not have budget for cashew nuts then there is no problem. We can use groundnuts to make this dish cheaper. There will be a slight change in taste. Tell me, what you did the whole d

ay. Browsing but did not buy anything. What were you finding? White Sari. What? - What? Don't be so surprised Arnab. I will have to buy because of the way you insult.. ..the politicians on live TV. Sometimes I feel.. ..I should have taken the offer of News India two years back. They are on top of the charts now. Relax Arnab. Whatever happens is for good. The important thing is that you cannot control everything. So just let it be. It is very easy to talk. You feel regretted thinking practically

about it. You know that time I got the offer. May be. Listen. I have to tell you something. - Tell me. Tell me. Do you remember the night I conceived? You came late from studio that day. Shekhar had come home before you came. Shekhar, your ex boyfriend. Okay. We just got talking and had some wine. One thing just led to another and.. I.. You know women get stupid and emotional sometimes. What are you going to say? I.. Speak. I am not too sure but I am just confused. Maybe this baby is yours or hi

s.. I don't know. Male snake attracts the female snake with his smell. After the female snake agrees they both enjoy sex for many hours. Are you enjoying? What do you mean by saying that? Don't worry. It is yours. I just wanted to say that things can go worst. So you learn to respect your achievements, husband. Relax. I am going to sleep, good night. Good night. Okay, okay how old is the story? Hot tea.. - Okay. Are you sure it is untapped. - Hot tea.. Hot tea.. Hot tea sir. Hot tea sir. - Tell

me something more about the story. More means more about it. - Take it sir. What. - Take it sir. Okay political history. I'll call you back. Sit down. - What happened, sir? Wasn't morning tea nice? - Sit down. Were the tea leaves more? I had told the people in the pantry that sir has gastric problem. Put the tea leaves less. Sit down. - Okay sir. What is this? - This is tea sir. It is very nice. You are bringing tea in every five minutes. Give me time to drink tea. Drink one more sir. It is very

nice. Tea is always hot and people enjoy it while drinking. Are you making me drink tea or watering the plants? Sir, you are getting angry. You work so hard. So you will drink more tea. Drink it sir. It is nice. If you say it once again that it is nice then I will press my throat or.... Don't get angry sir. I will bring it later. Don't bring it later. Don't bring it. You are a makeup and not a tea seller. I don't understand why are you after tea. There is a difference between profession and pas

sion, sir. You know it well that I love to make others drink tea from college times. Why are you spoiling your career? I don't see a bright future. You cannot make a career by making others drink tea. If you do hard work then one day you will be in front of the camera. Your mother wanted to see you on TV. Yes sir. She wants it but.. ..what does she know about passion. Sir, you don't seem to be in god mood sir. Oh really. Are you getting angry with me because of tasteless tea? God, just kill me.

Today I will finish this debate. - Okay. Where is brother? Where is brother? - He is Ranchi? Yesterday it came in the news. Where is your brother, idiot. That courier man. Okay, choosy. I will just call him, sir. - Call him. Hello. Sorry Ajay, I got caught up with some office work. Tell me what you were saying. Okay. Yes.. Correct, correct.. Okay.. Yes, will see. Sir, Choosy.. Good afternoon sir. Do you want to courier something? Okay. Right. So send it till tomorrow. Okay. Sir, just say yes onc

e. Once you said yes means your things have gone, sir. I will call you in five minutes. Boss has called me. Okay. He has called me urgently. Bye. Sir, did sister-in-law get the bouquet? Did you send it? Listen. Do whatever you feel is right. I just have one request to make. What sir? You make me drink the entire year's tea in one day. After that you will never make me drink tea. Okay. And you. This.. This is your border. You will courier things of others.. ..and you will not courier anything ins

ide this. Swear it. Okay sir. - Not mine but yours. Okay sir. - Not of yours but of each other's. Okay.. - Get lost from here. Okay sir. This is your limit. I had told him.. ..to make tea less strong It is gas so it will come out from somewhere. You are right. Yes Ajay, I was in a meeting. Yes. Any updates. Did Roy say anything? Nothing new. You tell me how your day was. Crime Patrol 8 episodes. Back to back. Wow! Women crave for sweet or sour things in pregnancy. My wife has craving for crime.

Thank you God. I am blessed. - You are such a drama. Such a drama. God. In one episode there was a guy.. ..who was caught stealing bricks from the construction site. Can you believe which gang he belonged to? No one told me. D gang. I mean imagine D gang has to steal bricks. What is so weird? Many people of D gang are struggling. Brother has escaped and has left boys behind.. ..to steal bricks and steel rods. Anyways... I have heard that he is still active here. I mean.. People say he has many i

nvestments here. People say many things.. ..but for me what matters is that what you say. Imagine.. ..it would be so cool to interview him. I mean one on one with the man himself. Sensational. Are you hypnotizing me? You have already been hypnotized. Keep these crime patrol dangerous ideas with you. Otherwise you will really have to wear white sari. You are such a buzz kill. It did not go in the mouth. Once more. - Take this. Clean it. I am going to bed. I'll have two drinks and come. Imagine it

would be so cool to interview him. One on one with the man himself. Sensational. Parul. Parul.. Baby.. What is it Arnab so late at night? You scared me. I came to compliment you. For what? You had give me a useless idea to interview D. So will you insult me by waking me up from sleep? No, it is not a bad idea at all. Good for you. - I am going to pitch it Roy. All the best. Are you excited? Very much. How did you like this idea? What? Is it risky? Don't worry.. ..your birth certificate will hav

e my name. You tell me what I shall get for you from there. Gun. They have the real one. Sleep. You are very naughty. Remember that the flame should not be high.. ..otherwise the spoon and wok both can burn. Greetings, sir. Greetings. Sir, there is no balance in your phone. Do you want to get it recharged? That will be done. Smiling bright face. Do you want to set a caller tune? Black hair and golden color.. How is the weather there? Shut up, idiot. Girdhari, come quickly. Brother is calling you

at the pool. How are you dear? You do not miss me these days. Why should I miss you? I have found someone here. You uncle.. Okay. Yes brother. Go and kill Sheela. Now. I want to hear the sound of the bullet. As you say, brother. The work will be done. Okay fine. Girdhari. Meet him. He is the owner of GML group Mr. Arshad Ansari. Mr. Ansari. He is Girdhari and takes care of my work. Greetings.. Don't go on his face. He is innocent to look at but he is very clever. So brother, get my work done ab

out which I had told you. Yes. Girdhari. He says that he had asked.. ..to threaten the builder but we have not called. Yes. Tell me from there. Tell in front of everyone. I don't like whispering in business. Why are you shaking the phone? Tell me what it is. I did not have balance in the phone. That is why I wanted to tell you in your ears. Are all other phones dead? Where was Mehmood's phone? Sir, Mehmood's phone is not good quality. There are so many landlines in the house. What are they for?

Actually brother tele marketing people have troubled.. ..people so much that they do not pick up landline. I tried many times. Mr. Ansari. You go and your work will be done. Don't bother about what he is talking. He has the habit of eating opium. Okay brother, now that you are saying then it will be done. You should have got it recharged. Bother you do not know. I have to beg for 100/- to the accountant.. ..and he says there is no collection. - One minute. One minute. Is this enough for recharge

? Yes it is enough. Brother. For 10 days vegetables have not been bought leave aside mutton. Sprinkle salt on me and eat. We are there because of you. Sir. Sir, I feel to increase the TRP.. ..we will have to do something path breaking. Roy, you are going to thank me. Yes, you were saying something Peter. Sir. I think we will have to do something new sir. You say it every time but what new. Sir. You must have read what I had said. Yes. What I had said? I want to do something for women. What is in

teresting in this? Who will see? Listen sir. we will put an original twist in this. I am listening. The headlines of our news piece would be 'Manch Pe Kiya Bawal' I want to do women. It would become a rage, sir. - Great. Very nice, very nice.. Later we will put all the blame on the edit, sir. Superb. - We are safe. There will not be rage but riot, idiot. Get out. Good for nothing. Sir.. - Out. Okay. So.. - Rajat, you were saying something. Sir, Peter spoke my idea. This always happens, sir. I ha

d come here to tell you about this. Get out. - Sir.. Get out. Sir, my idea. - Just leave. Get out. Go.. Our luck is not bad but we have kept wrong people. What is it? It was my idea. Get lost. Get lost. It was my idea. Get lost. - Rascal. I will tell everyone that it was my idea. Rascal... Thief.. - Go and tell. I have seen many people like you. How did you like the idea? - Rubbish idea. What do you think, Neha? Stupid, utter garbage and I can go on and on.. Look, our luck is not bad. What does

Neha know? Roy, I think you did not hear it properly. I heard it and imagined it in my mind. At the end of imagination I saw that we both are dead. Hence. Rubbish. Roy, till today D has not been interviewed. This is going to be big. - Big.. D has not been interviewed because they are many reasons behind it. He is dangerous, he is impossible. This is a life risking idea. Every big idea seems to be risky in the beginning. Don't be poetic. I asked you to get idea to save the channel and.. And this

is what you come up with. Tomorrow you would say that you need Sayyed Hafiz's interview. Day after tomorrow you would say that.. ..you need interview of Veerappan's cousin. Have you gone mad? Roy, you are saying this? It is not that no one has done this before. Going by the history in 1959 the famous British.. ..journalist Graham Smith had done this. Quite successfully. Did he interview D? In 1959 D was in nursery. Why would anyone interview a nursery child? He interviewed the famous mafia king

of Italy Fabio Castilana. The one and only interview with him. What happened of that Graham Smith? He died. Did you see? He died of heart attack. Natural death. What to see in everything? Whatever it was a bad idea. Go out and get thinking. And let me also think. This plan of mine.. - Even you think it over Roy. These TRP's and ratings will be left behind. This will make us legendary. There will be no stopping us. The door is that side. Forgive me. Roy..Neha you tell him. - I'll show you. For th

e fashion segment.. Our luck is bad. Will that be okay? Good afternoon Mr. Chopra. We are on it. You don't have to worry sir. Sir, I know I have said this many times before.. ..but this time I mean it sir. I used to mean it earlier also but all these things take time, sir. I know I have less time sir. Just 2 months. Sir we are working on some new ideas and I am sure.. ..ratings will back up in no time. Trust me sir. We will turn things around. Sir, you have already told about this time of 2 mont

hs. No, no sir I did not mean that. You can say as many times as you want. Okay, good day sir. Yes Roy.. Arnab, go ahead with the interview. I thought about your idea. Okay but will what will happen with that. I have ideas. I am scared of those. Listen to me. We will provoke him. Okay. How? What is D proud of the most? Money, power, status and the fact that people are scared of him. Correct. - So.. We will challenge him. We will challenge everything. Money, power, status and everything. What wil

l happen because of that? That will make him angrier and that is not good at all. It will happen. I am telling you. Just keep watching. One minute, one minute.. I don't want the channel to be in any danger, Arnab. Understood. Wherever there is Arnab there is danger.. ..and wherever there is danger there is Arnab. Shut up. I have this figured out. Come on. Champion. Okay. Rami.. - Yes sir. I was about to get tea. Not tea but where is your brother? He is here, sir. What happened? Did he again cour

iered something? No, no call him here in 2 minutes. He will not be able to come in 2 minutes. Why? Because he will come in 2 seconds. He is here. Choosy. - Greetings sir. What are you doing here? Sir, it had gone bad. - Listen.. Okay. Neha, where are you? I need to see you immediately. Okay, I am coming. Yes. Parul should not come to know about this. You know it, right. That is about later. First tell me that.. ..why should I do it? There is no scientific reason in it. Just do it for old times'

sake. For old times' sake? - Yes. Last month when I had asked a favor from you.. ..then where had old times' gone. You have gone mad. You wanted to have sex with me. And I am just telling you to write the script of the interview. There is a difference. - What is the difference? That time I was desperate and today you are desperate. By giving this stupid reason do not prove yourself to be right, please. And what the hell are you doing? Okay I will write interview for you. Thanks. One minute, one

minute.. That one minute has come. Stop this striptease of yours first. I have two conditions. First that you will atke me with you for the interview. And you will mention my name on live TV. And give me credit for it. What are you saying? I am not interviewing a street dog. Understand the seriousness of the situation. I am going to interview D. It is risky. Okay, then I have other works also. I'll see you in some time. Listen, okay. Good. Now second condition. Now nothing. Done. Nothing more. A

fter the interview I want you for one night. Are you crazy? Just think it over. This is the biggest interview of your life. I am India's biggest news writer. No, no.. You can think over it and let me know. Listen. Okay. Really. I have already put my life on stake and now let it be my dignity as well. I love you..you are my life I am living because of you. I love you..you are my life There is good news. - Really. I thought only I was going to give good news. I didn't know you also.. What? Roy has

agreed. I am going to interview D. What? - Yes baby. Oh my God. That is so cool. No, no.. Yes baby. - No.. Yes.. - Go and do your work. Go and get started. Come on. This is my work. - Come on. No, this is not your work. That is your work, go. Okay let me make a drink then. - Okay. I will have to be punished for falling in love. What is this? Madam, I have a rule and that.. What is this? Madam, I have a rule and that.. ..is I sell only female things on my cart. That is why fish with lady finger.

And colocasia with fish and gourd with colocasia. Do you want to say something else? It will help in the making of the video. Stupid. What a coincidence madam. The vegetables of my cart are green and your dress is also green. And I have become excited on seeing you. Shut up. Shut up. The shoot has still not started so be normal. Uncle, you are getting too excited. - One minute, one minute.. We are not sitting in neighboring country. India should be seen. India.. Rolling..3, 2, 1..action. At thi

s time I am in the vegetable market of Dongri. Aslam uncle puts the biggest cart of vegetables here. He is with us. Today he is put up a small cart. Aslam uncle, shall we start if the fishes have gained consciousness. Yes sir. We have heard that famous underworld don D.. ..used to buy vegetables from here. Is this true? But it. That rascal used to never buy but take them for free. So you mean to say such a great underworld don D was a vegetable thief. Which vegetables he used to steal? I have a

cart of 55 vegetables but D always used to take spinach. Oh! You want to say that he was into green veggies. No sir, green veggies were into D. So you can speak Hindi Urdu. Absolutely. I mean he had a problem of piles. You mean to say piles. By changing words the problem will not subside. So by eating spinach piles are cured. Not by eating sir but by applying. As you saw Aslam uncle said that for D it was.. ..less of vegetable shop and more of medical store. To send your response tweet How much

over acting do you do? Let's go. Sir, do you wish to say something to Arnab about his media stand. He definitely ahs some connection with that D. It is a game which they both together are playing with me. Sir, it is quite daring that a reporter has openly challenged D. Do you want to say something about it? Please stay away. I don't want to say anything about this. Sir, Arnab insulted you so much and still you do not want to say anything. I said leave my way. Please give me the answer, sir. - No

nsense. You are an inspector so sit straight. Let me set your moustaches. Madam.. - What? I swear upon my mother.. - What? I mean I swear upon my mother that when you touch my cheeks I seem to melt. -Shut up. -Come on let's start. Are you ready? Okay let's go. At this time I am outside Nagpada police station and we have with us.. ..senior constable Dougle. Come let us talk to him. Mr. Dougle we have heard that D has spent many.. ..days in this police station when he was young. Not when he was yo

ung but he used to come here even in his childhood. Sometimes he used to puncture the cycle.. ..or sometimes break the lock of the neighbors. I swear he was a very different kind of a person. So you mean to say that D has spent a lot of time in this jail. Not only in jail but he has spent.. ..a lot of time in the 4*4 room next to that. What happens there? We try to improve new and spoilt brats there with love. Okay, so that means you have thrashed D many times. One time I let him go. I thrashed

him badly. - Okay. One day his father brought him here to me. Okay. Tell us more. Rest all is fine. Wife is unwell. Younger has failed in 10th std. Rest all is well. Tell about that girl. Stop overacting. Yes.. - Yes tell.. I remember he was brought here once for teasing a girl. So D had teased a girl. He did not tease but tried to. The girl also thrashed him and brought her to police station. That day I felt pity on him. I did not feel like thrashing him. So you did not thrash D. No sir. That d

ay I came here after fighting with wife. Yes. Does anyone put garlic in potato and cauliflower vegetable? Does anyone put? No. My mood was very bad. I slapped.. Your wife. I dare not slap my wife. But I slapped D. Okay. - Yes.. That day I really felt like thrashing him hard. I missed one and hit him under the eye. Oh. He wears the glasses to hide the mark given by my hand. Many people do not know about it. You just heard what Dougle said. The mark of what he gave D under the eye still remains. T

he question is that mark still there. Tweet your response at Brother.. - Yes, tell me. How shall I speak? I am feeling shy. What is the matter? Have you got vasectomy done? No, no what are you talking brother. Oh no.. Oh God.... A chaos about you is there on social media. About what? The video about you. There is a vegetable seller who says that you stole his vegetable. There is a policeman who says that.. Don't be poetic. Tell me clearly. Policeman is saying that he had thrashed you hard. That

constable is saying so. Show me the video. No, no.. Show it to me. - No.. What is this? This seems to be ammunition shop. This is new one. Even I had not seen this. At this moment I am with Mr. Zuber proprietor of Zuber arms. Mr. Zuber I am with you. Tell me. Did D buy the gun for the first time from you? Yes sir, we needed gun oil to repair the guns. The picture as well as sound is good. - he used to supply. What? He used to supply. He used to supply. So how long did this association with him c

ontinued? It could not continue for long but the matter is that he used to.. ..steal oil from Mahalaxmi godown and sell us at cheaper rate. This must have continued for 2-3 months.. ..and then what could have happened. Mr. Dougle came and arrested him. Okay. He thrashed him so hard that after.. ..that he was hardly seen once or twice around. What did you talk with him whenever you saw him once or twice? Just tell me that does a man speak who is injured? He wanted to speak a lot but could not spe

ak with swollen lips. Did he speak? No, he could not speak. - Okay. All he could say was that he will not be able to do this business. Okay. When did he but the first gun from you? 1989. he came here with two friends. He came here to buy three hand guns and two pistols. What would have been the cost of 3 hand guns and 2 pistols? There was no sale. There is a ground behind our godown where guns are tested. I took him there to get the test done. Believe it or not but it seemed as if he knew nothin

g about it. He did not know anything about the gun. Even then he was adamant to shoot. I asked him to shoot as even I had to make sale. Then he picked up the gun and started shooting.. Yes.. ..and because of the weight of the gun the wrist got twisted. And did not hit the aim. - The aim had to miss. Absolutely right, sir. But he aimed at the ceiling of nearby shop. The ceiling fell and three workers died. Against his will D committed his first murder. Okay then what happened? Then I asked him to

leave before any more died. Then Mr. Dougle came and took him. Then.. In this way D committed his first murder. To give your response tweet.. .. Who is he? Find out Girdhari. - Okay. I will not spare him. Be careful brother. Your BP will shoot. Find out. Find out.. Okay. Brother that.. What? There are two more videos. Why are you laughing? Because you were laughing brother. Hello.. - Hello. Before doing the daring you should have thought about the dangers. Who is speaking? Since three days you

have created a chaos on.. ..twitter and you do not know who I am speaking. D. Will D personally call you? So who is speaking? It is not important who I am speaking. It is important that you stop your drama. Otherwise we will not take much time to finish you. This drama will not stop. India is a free country and we have the.. ..right to speak and show anything we wish to. Hey, free country. Keep a finger on the globe. Every country is there but none is free for us. Whatever you are showing is fal

se so stop it. What is wrong in that? If you believe vegetable seller and constable then everything is true. Understand that you and your actors will die. You do not understand. This drama will not end. Kill me if you wish to. What will you achieve by killing me. Look, if one incident happens on social media then its impact is for long. Your brother is going to be insulted for sure. Yes, there is one option. Quiet. Are you playing KBC with me? Ask brother to give me personal interview. Whatever

he wishes to justify say in that interview. I take the responsibility of telecasting that interview. Okay.. Hey you rascal.. Don't curse me but do me this favor. Now call me next time only when brother agrees for interview. Okay. Hey hello.. So he has created all this chaos for the interview. Yes brother. Say yes. What are you saying? Say yes to him. How? It is an opportunity Girdhari. Enough of playing jokes. Those who were scared till yesterday are laughing today. Everyone should know that D m

eans fear. That means D you will give interview and come on TV. Bringing him here would create trouble. There is a security risk. There is no security risk Girdhari. He has just to be brought here. What do you mean? I mean you say yes to him for the interview.. ..and I will kill him live on TV. Hello.. Tomorrow afternoon 3:30 at Bhendi Bazaar. Come alone. Who is speaking? If you need interview then reach there. Tindi Bazaar.. - Bhendi Bazaar.. Aloo Bazaar.. Bhendi Bazaar. Can't you hear? Okay, B

hendi Bazaar. But where in Bhendi Bazaar? Ask for 100gms cardamom at Simar general store. 200gms. 100gms cardamom. - Okay. Bhendi Bazaar. Right. Yes, Bhendi Bazaar. - Okay. Roy, my boy we are in cardamom! I mean we are in business. Yes. I hope you had no problem in understanding the route. - No.. Look at this cardamom. I had called for it. It was finished at home. It will be of use to make rice pudding. You just have to take 4 people there. Tell me before hand. Take this. - What is this? These a

re your tickets. Do not open them before reaching there. You must have understood that Haftaa brother has sent this. But how will we go? There is a Bahid village near Bikaner in Rajasthan. Reach there at 4 in the afternoon there day after tomorrow. Near kali Mata Chowk you will find a tea stall. Order for Udta Chicken and Bullet Chaat. Brother, give me 4 Udta Chicken chaat. Coffee With D If you want to live then drink coffee with D If you want to live then drink coffee with D Brother we got mess

age of Hafta brother. The boys are right. Won't you blindfold us so that we cannot see the way? There is no problem if you see.. ..because you will not be able to see while returning. Why? Because while returning you will be in chicken bag. Coffee With D. Okay, who is Arnab? Okay, okay. Hey, what are you selling nowadays, vegetable seller? I don't have a shop. I am a makeup man sir. Okay, keep quiet vegetable seller. Hey madam, no photo. - Why? Keep your mobile inside. No photo. - Sorry. You see

med to be very brave on the phone the other day. I felt as if you would kill me there and then. Today you seemed to be tensed. I had to reach you otherwise I am worth nothing in front of you all. What do you mean? I mean will D sir meet us now or later? He will meet you later. Is she your wife? - No. Is she your sister? - No. I am Girdhari. Either shake hands or give me the bag. Hello. Come.. Come.. Come on tell. I swear I did not shoot. I do not know anything. I am saying truth. - Egg and bread

. I don't want. Come on I am too angry now. Come on.. Hey, make the video. - Yes.. Come on make the video quickly. - Making.. Straighten your hand. - It is straight. Come on quickly. - Keep the focus here. Yes keep the focus there. - Sorry madam.. Hey Bhansali, will you make a three and half hour movie? Make a small love story. Done.. - Done.. Come on now.. Come on move... Not that side but come this side. Ask her to pick up. Come on get inside. - Come on. Come on. - be careful of knife. Hello.

You should have been director in CBI Mr. Roy. Who is this? I am director of CBI speaking fool. Is there some legal matter that you have sent your people to Pakistan? Sorry sir. I made a mistake. I was about to call you and then I realized.. ..that you will talk that nonsense. Get the phone of D tapped. Or send some of his internal photos. Or give him posion. My boy would have got distracted from his work, sir. You do not know what foolishness have you done. Sir if we do the work that you cannot

do then it is called foolishness. This is wrong, sir. You idiot. Do you know what you have done? Because of this.. - I am sorry sir. I will have to keep the phone. There is lots of work here. Sir we will talk at ease some other time. Why don't you do one thing? Come to our studio. We will take your interview as well. - What.. Okay sir. - Idiot. I know that you are scared. Anyways there is nothing to be scared of as.. I do not unnecessarily raise hand on someone. Hey, can't you see it is a carpet

. How dare you bring dirty shoes inside? Hey, I think you do not know whose men are we. Idiot, you are the men of that person who sells cardamom in Bhendi bazaar. And my husband has personally gone to meet the person for whom he works. Now you see what is your standing? Keep the shoes away and sit down. - Okay. I am saying that.. First remove your shoes. - Remove them, remove them.. Okay, okay.. Hey beautiful, you are taking us too lightly. Do you know what is this? - It is a shoe. Brother, gun.

Since long we were playing with knife. Keep it straight. - Do you know this is real gun? Keep it on the side otherwise you may shoot. Why? If you shoot then this bulb will burst. And if I shoot then God forbid even I don't know what will happen of you. I think I will have to take permission to kill you. Is it correct? - It is correct. Hello. - Tell me. What kind of female is she? She is saying that she will kill me with my gun. Make her understand who I am? Who I am? Who I am? Who I am? Tell me

who I am? Don't mess up. You just have to keep a watch and nothing else. Okay, good that we talked to you. Otherwise you know that if would have got angry.. ..this woman must have died by now. Surely. - Ameen. Forget it. You cannot kill a mosquito and you are talking so great. Just keep a watch quietly and for god sake.. ..don't get insulted anymore. - He is praising me. Keep quiet. Brother, listen to me. - I don't want to hear anything. Hey Afshaab. -Yes. Make them understand. They are creatin

g too much problem. They do not know basic hygiene. He came with dirty shoes on the carpet. And the other one has spread the smell of tobacco.. ..which he is chewing continuously. He eats a lot of tobacco. So make him understand. Is this the way to behave in the house of sophisticated people? One thing more. Tell then not do any drama in front of me. I know they have just come to keep a watch. They have no orders to do anything nor do they have that status. Everyone knows Crime Patrol Episode 59

1 Season 2 Watch it on you tube. I shall keep the phone. Take it. She sees crime patrol. - okay, come on. I beg of you. Please.. It is matter of my dignity. Please get scared a bit. Let me make a video, please. What is there? Shall I say something? Is it done? Video.. Okay do. Get scared a bit. Arnab I am feeling very scared. Arnab, they have kidnapped me. Please save me Arnab. Please I am very scared. Arnab, they are holding my hand. Please save me. Leave me. Enough. - Get lost. Enough of it. B

rother has made a nice house. The place where you are standing.. Is there a bomb there? - No, no.. Those are Italian tiles. Imported. Is it good? - Nice. Can you see that? Brother cut the hand of the person who made it. Why? A masterpiece remains a masterpiece only when one is made. Like Shah Jahan. - Yes. Till when will sir do interview? Interview? Eat something and then we will do interview. What will you have vegetarian or non vegetarian food. Nothing.. Eat something. We had chicken on the wa

y. Okay. We have a tradition that before killing the goat we feed him. Food. How did you like the house? - Nice. Is it nice? The house in which you live in Mumbai is rented or your own. It is on EMI That house is also nice. Curtains are also nice. Sister-in-law is also beautiful. You are very fond of making comedy videos and showing them. Watch a thriller now. - Arnab, he is holding my hand. Please save me.. Don't do this. What are you doing? Leave me. Nothing will happen. Don't worry nothing wi

ll happen to sister-in-law. This is just a teaser. This is for the simple reason that you do not.. ..misbehave while taking interview with brother. Otherwise we will get sequel 1, 2, 3 of it. Nothing will happen to her. This is just for reference. Where is he? Rumy. There he is. Okay.. - Where is.. Bathroom. This side. Come, will you have tea? Yes, I am very fond of tea. Make me drink nice tea. - Tanveer, get tasty tea. And how am I looking? You are looking very nice. Do little bit of what you d

o. - Makeup. Yes. So will you also go on air for the interview? On air. That means brother will go on air as well. No, through satellite direct on TV. Yes, yes I will come. Call that cameraman. Choosy, come here. Yes tell me. - Come here. Am I looking okay? - Nice, absolutely nice. Come this side. I am cracking jokes so shoot that in camera. Record. - Yes. Shall I speak? Yes speak. There was a man.. ..who was taking his newlywed wife on a horse cart. Okay. - Yes. A stone came under the foot of t

he horse.. ..and he shook with jerk. The wife also got jerk. The man said one. - Yes. After some time the horse again got a jerk. The wife shook and the man said two. - Two. They went a little ahead. The same stone and jerk. The man took out the gun and shot at the horse. The wife shouted that how merciless you are. Does anyone kill an innocent animal in this way? The man said one. How was it? Nice, nice.. - Then laugh. Nice.. - Now show how it has come. Look brother. It has come nice. Nice. Now

do that to it. Delete.. - No.. Photohop.. Upload. What do you do as you did of brother's video? Okay, upload it on facebook. - Yes. Yes, do that. - Okay upload it on facebook. Make an infection of it. It is not a viral or mosquito that I make infection of it. How did you spread the video of brother? Okay Viral.. Yes, that.. now make it viral.. Yes.. - Okay we will do it. Neha. I just cracked a joke so listen to it. Thanks but no thanks. It is nice and you will enjoy it. No, I don't listen much

to jokes. Then shall I narrate something serious? I am okay. Thanks. I swear it is very hot. What? Tea. Isn't it? Yes it is hot. Please have tea. - No, I am okay. Really, thank you. Come on Rumy, going to be on air. Come on. I am giving you with love. Okay please... Please take it. No thanks. - Come on. "Tell me what should I do?" "At the back is fear and death is standing in front." "Tell me what should I do?" "At the back is fear and death is standing in front." Hey Sarwa, just because of an i

nterview with hooligan.. ..the entire society has become chaotic. Sarwa, he is sitting in Karachi.. ..and here in Mumbai because of his name he has created confusion. Look, how people are running. Hey, don't call him a hooligan. Call him Don. Call him Don. "If you have the courage to live then drink Coffee With D." "If you have the courage to live then drink Coffee With D." "Coffee With D." "Coffee With D." - You are getting nervous.. ..and you are making me nervous too. - Just finish this. Okay

, okay.. Okay. - Yeah. Okay, let us start. - Okay. Yeah. Ready 3, 2.. One minute.. Mr. Girdhari, ask brother to change the shirt. What is he wearing? It will create so much jitter on camera. What? Who will kill? No, no one minute.. Will you kill brother? - No, no.. He said jitter. It is hot outside so he is becoming irritable. Has glitter come to kill him? Shirt is absolutely fine. - Okay. Please sit down. Quiet. - What sir? Okay. Alright going live. 3. 2, 1.. Welcome and good evening to One On

One with me Arnab Ghosh. Today's interview is special for two reasons. One, the person whom I am going to interview is camera shy. He has not given interview to anyone despite the fact.. ..that he has done such works that the world's police.. I mean media wants to interview him. Secondly it is my birthday.. ..so it might be the last interview of my life. Jokes apart. I like to introduce you to the man.. ..the myth and the most wanted outlaw of the world D. So I am giving you interview at last. A

t least one of your ill feelings are taken care of. Today you are not giving interview but I am taking it. Come on let's start again. Greetings Mr. D. Greetings. Brother.. - Where, where.. On TV. Brother, brother.. worry not. I will not spare her. Hey. Brother. Doesn't your channel have any news to show other than me? We have. But you do such big things. You must have seen those videos. - I have seen.. ..and recognize some of the actors. What are you saying Mr. D? Those are the real videos of re

al people. Don't call me Mr. but brother. It brings us closer. By addressing me Mr. I get the feel of enmity. Anyway your stories are like drugs to the Indians. We can't help it. So you mean I should give drug as well as entertainment brother Arnab. Call me Mr. Arnab. By calling me brother I get the feel of hooligan. And it is not entertainment. It is called news. Okay. Brother Girdhari. Girdhari, did I hear it correctly? Yes, Girdhari. Lovingly I call him Girdhari Secular and he is my main asso

ciate. In your language he is CEO, my main man. And she is my main lady. But Girdhari.. I am surprised that your CEO is a.. Don't go to that side.. ..otherwise the interview will become like that.. What do you mean? How will it be? Like a nonsense political rally. As you wish otherwise honestly I am interested in going there. Girdhari... - Yes, brother. What news did last week come about me on their news channel? Breaking news. Brother they had said that for.. ..you have come to Bangkok because

Pakistan does not have this facility. Yes. Yes. Now tell me brother Arnab is this right? For last three months I have not moved from this place. There is nothing great in this. That day Pakistan bashing was necessary. Population control guys wanted to run a story for them. And more rumors of you being in Pakistan or not continue. Yes so. I did not understand anything. We had fewer slots. So chief editor covered three stories in single news. You must have heard the headlines. No facility in Pakis

tan..D had to go to Bangkok. What's wrong with that? You should have called the chief editor as well. Brother, may I ask you a question? - Yes. I hope you will let me go alive from here. Do you have any doubt? I am sure that you will not do anything like that. What will I not do? Cheap hooligan acts. Brother, firstly I would like to ask you that.. ..how did you become such a big gangster? You have said it once so dare not say it again. I am not gangster.. ..but a Don. What did you understand? -

Okay, what is the difference? Have you ever seen shootout on roads? Not really but have heard from police. Those involved in shootout are gangsters. And don? Have you ever heard about the mastermind behind these shootouts? Not really. Have heard rumors. So Don is the mastermind about whom you have heard rumors. So basically how did you become Don? Any problem sir. - No problem. Actually I had a desire of doing business from childhood. But business can be of any kind. Construction, production, tr

ansportation, real estate etc. So what do you think all these are not my businesses? Let's not get involved in what I feel. Otherwise this interview will have pre mature climax. Where did you begin from? Actually I was multi talented from childhood. What is the called? All rounder. But my father had problem with this. So you mean to say that the reason you became a Don.. ..are the unresolved father issues. What? Only one person is responsible.. ..for me to become Don and that is I. What did you

understand? - You are right. What a stupid question on my part? Which father would want his son to become a Don after growing up? Even you are right? Which channel would want his best reporter to die untimely? Let's come to your question? Actually I loved cricket from childhood. I was short height with heavy body so could not play. But my instincts were very strong. In your language 'Mann Ki Baat' So from childhood you got involved in match fixing and betting. I said four it was four. I said six

it was a six. I said out it was out. So basically you want to say that your gut feeling was very strong. Yes, in the beginning. Afterwards there was no need of gut feel. Sorry, I did not understand. Ask something else. Ask something interesting. So you are saying that you have nothing to do with match fixing. The entire world knows this D. you cannot deny this. Your photographs are seen in the stadium. How can you say this? Photo. - Yes. Photographs are seen of film stars on grant road.. ..so t

hat means all of them are prostitutes. Photo of politicians is also there in from Amar Jawan Jyoti.. ..so all of them are patriots. What are you talking, brother Arnab? So where did all rumors come from? Actually I had friendship with few players. Some had difficulty in affording two girlfriends. Some had to repay education loan. I use to help them. Oh I see and in return. In return they used to help me. What else? Now.. If every batsman will make 100 in every match then.. ..how will rest of the

talent get a chance? Growth should be inclusive. That means whatever we saw on TV screens.. ..was actually remote controlled by you. Hey, you are unnecessarily exaggerating things. So many times.. ..I have told the players to make 100 in a match. For which country? - My country. What do you mean by my country? - My country means my country. That's all very fine but why don't you take a name? What is there in a name, brother Arnab? A country is not made by name but with people. What did you unde

rstand? - Okay. So you were talking about your talents. Yes. Other than cricket I loved movies also. But I had two weaknesses with regard to movies. One I cannot wait till the movie is released in cinema halls. Secondly.. ..I cannot enjoy movie alone. If the movie is nice it should reach everyone. Isn't it? Okay, so that is why you started piracy. Piracy? What does that mean, Girdhari? I used to travel the world. Wherever I saw a nice movie I used to make one copy of it. Did you understand? - So

this according to you is not piracy. Not forcefully, Arnab but with love. Sometimes France and sometimes Cannes. France and Cannes are the same Mr. D. You understood it so why are you going in detail. So basically you picked up a print from festivals. Picked up? Men are kidnapped. Have you ever heard that the film was kidnapped? No, Have you heard? A question to your passion for movies. Do you invest in Bollywood? - No. A lot of people believe that you do. And you have a huge piracy racket that

causes.. ..losses worth crores to film industry every year. Which losses? Which losses? First tell me where is my money? Which money of yours? The money that I should get on every film that is based on me. Should I get it or not? Intellectual property. I am sure everyone wants to know what your real business is. Smuggling, extortion, horse racing or what.. Nothing out of this. Basically you are unemployed. Shall I ask you something brother Arnab? Begal family in America, Gonzalis family in Sout

h America.. ..and there are so many names in Italy. You will keep counting till evening. All these people work according to their wish. Why do you have.. ..special interest in me? What special have they done that no one says anything to them. Mr. D you are evading my question. Are you saying that you don't do smuggling? Hey buddy, I am service provider. Service provider. Transport service, courier service, mobile service.. From mobile service I remember one thing. Tell me one thing if a person c

alls from an airtel number.. ..and do kidnapping then what is the fault of airtel. You said courier service. So that means are you dominoes of drugs. Your question has two words which I did not understand. Okay. If you are a service provider.. ..then why don't you openly do business just like others? I work openly. You tell me how much material you want me to send to your house. I never meant that. Leave it. What about extortion? I swear upon God.. ..till today I have not got anyone's child abor

ted. Mr. D I am not talking about abortion but of extortion. Okay, what is the meaning of this? I do not know its meaning. Actor..he understands intellectual property.. ..but does not understand extortion. Extortion means to obtain money through force or threat. Amazing. Why do people come to the point of force and threat? What is my fault in this? So you do agree that you extract money from people. If I provide service then will surely give the bill. Do you take salary from the channel to do th

is show? Okay Mr. D I think you are not in mood to give direct answers. Let's shift to some lighter questions. You have already shifted from brother to Mr. D Even you have shifted from Mr. Arnab to brother Arnab. Who is your favorite actor? Bruce Wills and Sylvester Stallone. So you see Hollywood as well. I see only Hollywood. That is strange but why not Bollywood. I don't like movies from South and.. ..you do not make anything else except that. Who is your favorite heroine? No one is nice in yo

ur country. Some have fake lips, some do not know Hindi.. ..and if you see someone without make up.. ..then you would get paralysis attack. Where do you get all these from? Okay, so who do you like? Nazreena.. - But she is from Bollywood. She is in Bollywood now. Her actual work started in New York's bar. Mr. D this is a family show.. ..so it would be better if you keep your responses censored. If you were to do family show then why are you interviewing me? You should have done of Sooraj Barjaty

a or Raju Hirani. Believe me I tried for that but they are busier than you nowadays. Shall I arrange by calling them now? Anyway, other than Hollywood what do you like? Other than Hollywood I like to see porn. There is no story in this as well in that but action is surely there. But nowadays many such movies are being made in Bollywood.. ..where there is so much action. For example Jism 2, Ragini MMS 2 Extreme action. So you had to get a porn star. Okay, With that we take a short break. Stay wit

h us we will just be back. Special LIV-IN condoms. Made from Nigeria's special 4N TCM polyster. You need not remove it. You never know when you would get a chance. It adjusts according to your size. So that at the time of need you are ready. LIV-In condoms. Keep wearing it. Don't remove it. Welcome back. I am still with D. A man who is not ready to give answer.. ..but we are trying to find answers from him. Sir, tell me something about your journey from Mumbai to here. Not Mumbai. Okay, sure. Th

at reminds me. I received a call yesterday that.. ..there is no water in my area for last three days. You cannot do such a small work. Mr. D let me remind you that I am not in municipality. Not that I have remembered then let me get it done. Call up Gaitonde. I will just show you what municipality is. Hello.. - Gaitonde... Greetings, brother. How are you? - Absolutely fine. Greetings. All that is fine. Listen to me. There is no water in Dongri for three days. Send tanker there quickly and I will

not call again. Yes brother Arnab, tell me. Mr. D you have still not answered my question. Tell me about your journey from...to here. Look Dongri brought me up, waiting room helped me to grow Wadala and Manish Market made me Don. Your government made me fugitive. That is all about my journey. And how did you reach this place? Here I have come with my wish. Ask why? Why? I Karachi I feel the fragrance of.... Okay now that e are talking of fragrance then.. ..do you want to say something about 93

blasts. Don't go there otherwise interview will become like that. Mr. D it is my job to go there. I am also a service provider like you. I deliver truth. Then go and find truth somewhere else. There is no truth about this here. So you do not want to say anything. How did the battery of the remote decreased? Brother Arnab, in childhood my mother had explained.. ..that if someone has made up his mind then.. ..don't waste time to make him understand. Okay so if you won't tell then let me ask. Were

you involved in 93 blasts? - No. Not a plain no. I was not involved so you want me to give a speech.. ..of three and a half minutes on it. What rubbish is this? It is very clear from the evidences that you had supplied bombs. Yes I did. When did I say that I didn't? But you just said that you were not involved. Brother.. I supply the bombs and crackers that burst. I have a fireworks factory in.... So you are actually saying that you own a fireworks factory in India. Yes. If you don't mind can yo

u tell me the name of that company? You are again getting into details. What did you say that is was what of drugs? Dominoes.... - Dominoes. So understand that I am big bazaar of bombs as well. Let us talk about your occupational hazards. I mean let's talk about the problems you face in running your business. You must be facing problems in running the business of bombs. Yes, from problem I remember. Yesterday Al-Qaida people called and said that.. ..they had sent a suicide bomb girl in Delhi. Sh

e was passing through petrol pump.. ..and four boys noticed and thought she was their right. And did.... Has it been declared as official sport in Delhi? Can you elaborate that suicide bomber matter? Don't deviate from the issue. The point is that in your country a kind girl cannot work peacefully. I agree.... But that so called innocent girl had not gone there to do candle march. Leave it. Let's just move on. What other problems do you have? - Attrition. Great. He did not understand unresolved.

. ..father issues but knows of attrition. Did you say anything? - No nothing. You carry on. In last two months two hundred people have stopped working for me. Amazing. I had heard no one can leave the job of Don. You heard it right but your Baba.. ..he keeps doing this. I had sent to threaten him. Three days they stayed in his camp and said that they don't want to return. Seeing them some people left from there as well. What SMS had come, Girdhari? Show them. Brother, we will not be able to do i

t. Such SMS are coming. What should we do? Absolutely bomb. Where? Brother, what is her name? Absolutely Bomb. Where have you got lost? Ask further, reporter. Not reporter but senior editor. What is the difference between both? The same that is there between gangster and Don. On this note let's take a short break. I am still sitting with the most wanted man on the planet. And believe me things are going to get lot more interesting. Don't go away. Bring water for brother. I will just check it. I

was saying.... - Water... I was giving it to her. So, I was saying... Strange man you are. Okay drink. Thank you. What happened? These rich people are so stingy. After begging for two hours we got this and that also without sugar. What are you talking? Is there no sugar in this? What should we do now? I have an idea. - What? Wait, let me think. Idea and that also you have to think. Bomb, bond.... Brother, let me tell you one thing. Since long this idea was coming to my mind. But just could not s

peak. It is the effect of the company. What has she given? After Duryodhan only you have dared to insult. What do you mean? It means to insult someone physically. Is there any other way to make someone naked? Yes brother. Which one? Emotionally. Hi. Greetings. - Greetings. You seem to belong to this place. What do you mean? I was born in Faislabad. Okay. Don't you feel guilty in working with D? I mean in whatever you are saying is not with conviction. What is that? You are not saying with true h

eart whatever you want to say. I am unmarried so do not know the matter of heart. If I was Gafur instead of Girdhari then would you ask this question? About guilt. Do you want number? No, there is a call for me. Excuse me. Yes sir. Come on Arnab, he is killing you out there. Have you gone there to ask questions or give answers? Just kick him in the guts man. Do you know what the reaction of the public is? You are trending globally with a hash tag national hero. Do you know what that means? He is

smarter than what we had thought of. But don't worry it is just the interval. I will take care. Okay. I think we are missing an opportunity here. We are interviewing the biggest interview of the century. Do you understand? This is Arnab v/s D Alright then 3, 2, 1 going live. Welcome back to the most exciting part of the interview. The rapid fire. Yes, this is my favorite. - Not this one sir. Okay, the one in which you ask questions one after the other. And the one who gives answers just say any

thing in haste. Is it that? - Yes exactly. So shall we move ahead? You go ahead. I will speak from here. In this round I will ask you five questions in 1 minute. You have to answer them quickly. 1st question. If you are left alone on an island for one week.. ..then whom would you like to take with you? Anyone would do. What do you mean that anyone would do? Because whosoever will come with me but only I will be alive after one week. If you get a chance to meet American president.. ..Pakistan PM

and Indian PM then who would you like to meet. I do not like the Indian one. US one is scared of me. And as far as Pakistan PM is concerned then he is almost here all the time. Wait for 10 minutes and I shall make you meet him. Virat or Shahid? - Whoever takes the money? AK 47 or AK 56 Brain...most dangerous. Nazreena or Geetika. Both.... Not both but you have to choose one. Both have come here. Okay. If there is biopic on D then whom would you want to play your role? Shashi Kapoor. Mr. Shashi K

apoor. Why? Even I have bungalow, car and money but.. ..mother is still with him till today. Okay. Black money or white money? I am not racist like you. Black and white is same for me. If you would like to change one thing in your life then what would it be. I am not racist like you. Black and white is same for me. If you would like to change one thing in your life then what would it be. Instead of Dongri I would like to be born in Colaba. After that life would automatically change. I have to sa

y that you have answered well and frank. Leave all this, where is the hamper? Which hamper? The hamper that you give after the rapid fire. I did not talk about that. That is not my problem if you did not talk. A hamper is always given after rapid fire. Everyone knows it. Do you know or not? Where is it? Sir, we will get it delivered to you once we reach India. Hurry up and ask further. It is time for my prayers. So Mr. D this is our live audience segment. In Mumbai studio a panel of three people

is sitting. They will directly ask questions from you. First of all Rohit Shukla from JNU. Rohit, ask your question please. Mr. D your responses till now show.. ..that you do not have illegal business.. ..and till now you have never gone against law. Practically very hard to believe. Hey, when did I say this sir? No Mr D we can have a re learn of the interview. We are asking you something and you are answering differently. Instead of you if I play interview of Chhota Bheem it would look the sam

e. Really.. - Yes.. Come on.... I have broken countless laws. Now we are talking. Tell us more please. From last 3 years I have not paid service tax. So you mean you have not broken bigger law than this. Brother, you had said that it is a family show so be censored. Our next question is from Mr. Vijay Chakraborty.. ..who is our special guest tonight from external affairs ministry. Can you tell us Mr. D that which country's citizenship do you have? Don't censor this. I will take care of it. Take

this. This is the proof of my citizenship. Whatever you feel is more controversial keep it. What the hell? What is this? These are passport of 192 countries. You want to say that you are citizen of the entire world. No, 4 still remain. Girdhari, what happened about those 4 countries? Brother, we have applied for it so it will come in 4 days. He must have made it in tatkaal. He is the one who was the owner of the gun shop. Our next question is from Miss Neha who is our ace news writer. Hi Mr. D T

his question is from your female audience. Why do you always keep moustache and what is this.. ..fascination with the same brand of sunglasses. Why do I keep moustache? I get a character. I cannot keep a tail so that is why I keep moustaches. Without moustaches I feel a man is standing naked on the road. As far as sunglasses are concerned. So all things related to me are banned in the world. So my glasses would be Ray Ban. A big thanks to our panel in Mumbai and to Neha. World reminds me that..

..there is a rumor that you knew in advance about the Osama killings. I knew it? My men killed him. Such a big joke doesn't suit your moustaches. I am telling you the truth Mr. Arnab. For three months he had not paid the EMI of protection money. So I had no option. What are you talking? US did such a big cowat operation. A movie has been made on that. A movie has been made on Jurassic Park as well but that is not true. So you are saying such a big operation by US was a video game. Is that what y

ou are saying? Brother, anyone may do the operation.. ..but what do you know which people are behind the commando uniform. Wow! It is very hard to tell whether it is fact or fiction. Even about 93 blasts no one knows whether it is fact or fiction. On that note we take a short break. We will be back with our final leg of the interview. Hello, is everything fine there? Everything is fine here. But what are you doing? What happened? The problem is that nothing has happened? I had married a man who

was court martial on live TV And not with a man who would get scared of a hooligan. Otherwise what do you think a crime reporter like me would marry you? Tell me what do you want to say? Listen, it might sound cheesy out to you But you definitely remember our journalism oath, right. We will uphold the dignity of this country and its media come what may. Yes, it is getting cheesy and sweet. Shut up, Arnab. This is not a joke. You are on the verge of becoming national hero. How many people get thi

s chance? Social media is going dessert. Do you realize the gravity? He must be a hooligan of somewhere. What do we have to do? Just remember that you are the biggest hooligan of Indian media. This is not just an interview anymore to save your job. This is that trial of D which has not happened in court for last 22 years. And it does not matter if it is a media trial. We cannot afford to lose this Arnab. And India cannot afford to lose this. So don't worry about me. I am fine. And as it is I hav

e done a text to police. So you just go out there and grab him by his fucking balls. Bye. I had never thought that I would smoke a cigarette with you ever. Have you tried a cigar? No. It hurts my throat. Do you know why I didn't ask for interview's script.. ..before saying yes to the interview? Because I thought you are a family man.. ..and would remain in your limits because of fear of wife's death. I thought you would remain in your limits. But I had forgotten that media people never remain in

their limits. Just relax. We both will together take care of the interview further. But remain in your limits. Otherwise it is Don's interview on live TV so anything can happen. What did you understand? -It is happening too much. -Yes you are right. Okay fine. - Okay. It is the last leg of the interview so let's make it count. This is your revised draft for the final segment. Just show him his place Arnab. Welcome back to One on One with me Arnab Ghsoh. Now we have reached our final segment.. .

.where we will ask some inconvenient questions to MR. D Are you ready? - Yes. From your talks we can make out that your influence is on the global level. So were you behind the hijacking in Kandahar? It is a limit. Now you would say.. ..that I am responsible for the Malaysian airlines that got missing. I won't say that but a Gulf news report says so. I won't say that but a Gulf news report says so. This report is right. So are you telling me a fact or a fiction? I have said what I wanted to say

now understand whatever you want to. Mr. D let me be very categorical in my question. So you are saying that you are behind the disappearance.. ..of two Malaysian planes including MH 370. There is no need to be hyper. Relax, relax.. Is there no need to get hyper? You are saying that flight disappearance.. ..in Malaysia have been engineered by you. And you are asking me to calm down. All this has been made by media, my brother. Nothing of this kind had happened. - Then what had happened? What hap

pened was that I had to sit in flight from Kuala Lampur to Karachi. And those rascals made e sit in Beijing flight. Tell me what my fault in this is. I had to reach hurriedly for my nephew's wedding.. ..so we had to divert the flight. Look, she is standing behind you. Now you will say that passengers of the flight are also here. So do you think I have so many servants in my house from beginning? What about the second Malaysian plane? You are too much, Arnab. After the problem I faced am I stupid

to travel by that flight again. No wonders your name is also there in the top 10 list of the FBI This is the problem. - What is the problem? The problem is Arnab that I used to be number 1. In last three years I have come down to number 6. Boys whom I have trained are on top of the list. What times have come? You have become sentimental. No problem. Everyone's time comes. I think that censor thing does not apply to you. It does apply Mr. D but I also get sentimental sometimes. I am sure you mus

t be having plan to become number 1 again. Yes I have a plan. If I shoot you on live TV then I can become number 1 overnight. You are again talking like a hooligan. There is a difference between saying and doing Mr. D. My hero. Finally on popular demand one last question. Popular demand. Will I have to dance? You can do if you wish to but that is not the case. Okay. Viewers want to know that you.. ..have many fake accounts on facebook and twitter. Often you are being bullied on that. What do you

have to say about that? Are you saying correct? Of course. One account is exactly on your name with status update.. ..check in, and share happening often. Show it to me. Show me which account is this? This one. - Yes. What is the matter? Why are you laughing at your own joke? This is my account. Girdhari takes care of it. Show Girdhari.. Look, look.. Look. I had gone to Malaysia and had checked-in in that hotel. Look. Once I was getting a philosopher kind of feeling like.. ..Danish type so I as

ked him to put that status. Look, look.. I had gone to PM's daughter's wedding and I have put photograph of the deal. Look Girdhari the face of facebook has become like Doordarshan. You had put these on..what do you call it? Gram Panchayat. Gram Panchayat. - Instagram. Instagram. Don't do anything that will lead to thrashing. One last question? Why did you escape from India? I did not escape. I was going to settle in Dubai to expand my business. Unfortunately the blasts took place and you all th

ought that I escaped. Then why did you leave your people alone in India. Or you had planned to settle abroad alone. That's okay. There is no problem. There are many people who are not bothered about others. And go away from home for business. That is fine. Arnab, this time I will not show a trailer on mobile.. ..but will show live shooting. What trailer will you show me? I will show you your status. Hey, talk sensibly. Hey, you keep quiet. You do not have the status to become constable in your c

ountry.. ..and here you are his right hand. Do you know what you do with right hand? Quiet. - Girdhari, leave it. A it is the bullets have become expensive. Why are you wasting it? Leave it. D I will tell you what your problem is. You have kept 200 body guards and security system.. ..because you are scared. Sitting under so much of security in the house.. ..you are talking about courage. If you are such a big dynamic Don then dare to come back. Delhi is only 1100 kms away from here but you canno

t go there. You can go to Nairobi, Malaysia.. ..and even have passport of the world with you. But will never come to Delhi. Shall I tell you why? Because you belong to no one. You neither belong to your family nor to your country men. The country in which you were born you killed 257 people of that country. The area that brought you up is going to police and court because of you. But you think that you are Don. You are Bhai but your brother was hanged six months ago in our country. Do you rememb

er? You should have saved him. You are scared of your own criminal record. You are so scared that for your crime you let your brother get hanged. Take this. If I play this CD now.. ..then it will take only 5 minutes to prove.. ..that all allegations on you are true. You are fond of watching movies so let's watch this CD together. You will not see because till today you have been running from yourself. Don are those who accept their crime openly. They either accept or deny openly. They do not hid

e behind random fantasy stories just as you do. But what to do you are a coward. Now rest of your life you will escape from these allegations.. ..and when you die then everyone will run from burial place.. ..because there will be no difference between you and your crimes. This is your luck D. you are not Don but fraud. Wow! Arnab. Brother... - What have you done? I have not done anything. Give me the arms. You take care of brother. Girdhari, he has killed brother. I have to take revenge for what

he has done. Take care here. Out, get out.... Brother.... Oh god, he has made me crazy. Brother's heart is very good. - Come on.. so he had to get heart attack. - Come on, come on it is time to go. Brother's heart is very big. - Okay.. Bye... Come on.... Brother.... Hey, come on. Come.. Do you know what the right hand does? The right hand shoots, presses the trigger, slaps and takes revenge. Don't give me speech. Finish it. Come on escape. - Please.. please.. 500mts away you will find our men.

They will help you to reach your home safely. What are you saying? I am saying the truth. Come on. I am not believer in violence now. I believe in love. Are you joking? No, come on run.... Hey, good bye Neha. Don't look behind and see. Bye.. You are welcome in this special edition of news. Harsh words took away D's life. Today's breaking news is that our star reporter.. ..Arnab Ghosh has killed dangerous Don D in his house. There has been turmoil in the country. You became a star overnight, baby

. I was born as a super star. - You are right. Okay, I wanted to tell you something. Tell me. You know this interview was very tough and challenging for me. You know it. I had to accept many challenges. I know. I had to compromise. I know. - You don't know. Are you telling me that you have to compromise with D. No, no not that bad. Then anything else would do. I don't think so. What do you mean? Actually I will have to sleep with Neha for one night. What do you mean you have to sleep for one nig

ht with Neha? Only one night. What rubbish is that? - Only one. So you have guts to tell me this. Not to. You have a pregnant wife. You are a rascal. You are such a creep. Say sorry. Say sorry. Sorry. One more time. Only one. Sorry. Only one time. Say sorry. Sorry. You area such a creep. Okay, okay I am going to the doctor. That's it. And listen celebration is due tonight. If you are with me. - Not bad. Among so much crowd.... The biggest.. is being offered to the country. Hello. Shall I call yo

u brother Arnab or senior editor Mr. Arnab. Hello. I am saying greetings Mr. Arnab. D. To hell with D. You are talking to David Adrees Kalemen. The time has come to do that thing which we have been planning to do. Brother, as you say. I will do acting of heart attack and fall. Okay. And you make them reach India safely. Okay. So that they can make the news of my death as breaking news. Okay brother. And you will be free from this life. Yes Girdhari. I wanted to kill him on live TV Then I thought

there is an opportunity and.. ..why should I waste it by committing a murder. Or give birth to a new life for me. Did you understand? You did not even know and you became a chess piece of D's chess. Today I am going to step into my new life. It is because of your favor. Do remember me if you want a promotion or money? I will not refuse you. What are you doing? Have you taken the shock to heart? Sorry buddy. I am trying not to laugh but... Whom are you calling buddy? Do you know whom are you tal

king to? With David Adrees Kalemen. Buddy, I have seen many amazing and foolish people in my media career. But you are too great. You are above all. Do you know what have you done today? With your cunningness you have done something.. ..which international police and intelligence could not do. You killed D with your own hands today. You think yourself to be a remote control but you are actually.. ..a useless remote control of a TV which is also there in my house. Your story is amazing. You were

born in India and then you went to Dubai. Then because of fear of Interpol you escaped to Pakistan. Then you got so scared that you disappeared.. ..not only from Pakistan but from world map. Great. I have to say that everyone is in love with his own identity.. ..but you destroyed your identity. Superb, buddy. Honestly I am grateful to you. You freed my country from your hangover. Total free. Because of our police and intelligence your fear had already disappeared. But you finished the fear of yo

ur name as well. Superb. D, D is gone. Look what amazing thing I did. I am sure you must be standing in the.. ..ticket line of an amusement park wearing red hat. But my stomach is twisting because of laughter. Now I will take your leave. I will keep the phone. Okay. But one minute. Do you know what date is today? 15th August. No one must have thought that today you will free us from yourself. Now I have an important meeting with real people. Thanks for calling. Hello, hello..... Brother, he is a

sking for change. Always keep change. Understood. Do you know who I am? D Come on brother. From the time he has dies everyone think of themselves as D. Look there. Upcoming movie Coffee With D Brother... You come, please.