Comedy War | India's Laughter Champion - Ep 4 | Full Episode | 19 June 2022

And it is them who judge the contestants and they are the ones who bring us joy. The gorgeous Archana And the man with a swag Shekhar Suman. You know Rochelle, I want to tell you a little story once Akbar drew a line on a piece of paper and told Birbal to shorten the line without touching it. Without touching that line. So Birbal drew an even longer line to the side. So Akbar's line was made small. So let your laughter stand tall before your worries. This is the goal of the show. Let's have fun!

How is the passion? - High, sir! How is the passion? - High, sir! - Come on! Here are the warriors of laughter! Bharat and Sagar from Mumbai. Mr. Das from Kolkata. Radheshyam Bharti from Prayagraj. Rakesh Adlakha from Pataudi. And Vibhor Chauhdhry from Muzzafarnagar, UP! Let us call out special comedian for the day. One who has won many contests on TV. The very talented Suresh Albela. I thank you very much. I think the maiden in green that steals the hearts of all with her charms and glorious g

lamour. Wow! Nice! I'd like to say something. - Yes? Thank you very much. Welcome to our show. Do you get it? - If I did, I'd be staying here for good. I thanked you in Tamil. For your kind words. Look at her being all decked up. Skin smooth as a carom board. The queen of carom. I can see the king as well. Flattery works only for so long. Nor can I take it anymore. The dress makes her seem like lush green meadows. Lower part makes it seem like some cattle grazed over it. Well, such is the habit

of lovely women. They do fancy songs where a woman waits on rainy streets! So tell me, why does the street matter at all? The wait is worth when the girl is drenched in the rains. Down goes the drizzle. I feel bad as they call Archana a man in various shows. I too feel bad. She a delicate flower. I did not mean a rose, I meant a cactus. Rochelle told me she has a problem. She said her shoulder hurts when she sleeps on one side. Sleeping on the left side causes the right to hurt. She asked me whi

ch side should she sleep? I told her to sleep by my side. That is sure to bring great relief to me. Dark times indeed, Mr. Shekhar. A girl was roaming with her boyfriend on the beach. The husband spotted her. Husband began thrashing the boyfriend. The wife stood by the husband. She wanted the boyfriend to be beaten up. Saying he does not take his wife out but asks other women on dates! Boyfriend got fired up. He began beating up the husband and the woman sides now by her boyfriend. Saying the hu

sband neither takes his wife out for dates nor does he let other guys take her out. Rochelle went to the grocer asking for cilantro. He points at it and says there it is. She said she wanted cilantro of a different colour. Women would buy a sari of Rs. 150. And they'll flaunt it to everyone. Men are humble. They spend thousands on drinks yet they never boast of it. One day I went to a sari shop with my wife. And she checked out almost 500 saris. And she bought none. She then asked for something

from a distant pack. The shop owner said that it was his lunch box. If there is someone that I respect a lot then it is my wife and no one else. Since she did check 500 saris but she never bought even a single sari. Then I thought that she has chosen me as well. Correct. - All I have to say is that I will not let anyone sow seeds of hatred. I'll never let the joy of my nation fade. If you wish to fight, go to the border with a gun. I will not let anyone cry in this world. Thank you. Let me ask s

ome questions from our contestants. Let's first meet Rakesh Adlakha. So tell me what is your specialty? I am unique as I got nothing special. Wow! Special indeed. My name is so common, you'd find four in the audience. Such a common name. Let me tell you my name is Suresh. You made it unique. I am a wise man. His combined intellect is what I end up wasting Bharat - Sagar. Quite a pair. Where are you from? - Mumbai, Maharashtra. Do you always peak in unison? Sometimes. How do you feel being here?

We love it. - We love it. You called us here so we are grateful to you. Splendid! Bharat, from what region of Maharashtra do you belong? I am from Nagpur. What is most famous in Nagpur? It is me. The oranges are very famous. I too drink orange everyday. Tone it down or she might expect an invitation. Abbas Mastaan in a disguise. Ritabrata Das. My tongue falters at your name like Mumbai Indians at the game. What is the meaning of your name? It means honesty is the best policy. And my parents stil

l regret naming me this. Why? - Since I lied. What's the correct pronounciation of this? 'Bhitopruto.' - 'Bhitopruto.' I've heard about 'Lipopotho'. Mr. Vibhore, where are you coming from? I'm from Muzaffarnagar. You tell us something about yourself. Myself Vibhore Chaudhary. Son of Papa Chaudhary. Papa! - Nephew of Uncle Chaudhary. And I'm not related to Mahima Chaudhary. You are my neighbor. Whenever I go from Dehradun to Delhi I salute your state. Thank you, ma'am. Ma'am I'm a fan of you beca

use of your this nature. Whenever you find a talented guy you make a bond with that person and become a part of the next show. I love you, ma'am. - Wonderful. You understood me. - You understood finally. I wish all of you succeed in your journey. You all must have your own shows. And Archana must become the judge of every show. Wonderful.. And Rochelle Rao should be the host of every show. Yes.. His native is Muzaffarnagar. Muzaffarnagar is in Uttar Pradesh. - Yes. But he is talking Haryanvi. -

Yes. You'll issue challans even if you become a doctor. Mr. Radheshyam Bharti is our youngest contestant. Where is your native? I'm from the divine Prayagraj. Earlier it was called Allahabad. Wonderful. - The name got changed officially? Yes. - You are unaware of what's happening in this world as you are so busy with your shows. Now he is poking me by telling about my shows. Mr. Radheshyam, I have a doubt. You are doing comedy acts at an age where you should do divine chants. This question is as

ked to me wherever I go. This is not right. You are right. - Those who are young can go anywhere. Yes. - They will sing and dance wherever they want. They have fun anywhere they want to. Wonderful. - But why do people have such weird thoughts about us? Where do we go when we feel like getting kicked? Wow! Wow! - I came to Mumbai to fulfill my dreams. Wonderful. - Wonderful. You are married so you can get kicked at your house too. Mr. Shekhar, don't mess with these elderly people. They can break

even walnuts using their soft gums. Thank you so much. When wine becomes old they becomes more tasty. To make us laugh with amazing comedy we have Mr. Radheshyam Bharti. Mr. Shekhar, you are the king of satire. I bow down to you. Thank you so much. - Ms. Archana is amazing. She laughs in an amazing manner. Wonderful. Great. - Good. Thank you. There is a problem here, sir. Look at her. She looks like a beauty parlour. And I look like an office of philosophy. In the audience, the number of males i

s more. - Yes. You are the future of this country. But my present is in your hands. Wonderful. We render poems with a lot of comedy in it. We make the busy people of this mechanical world laugh. Wow! - But those who don't laugh even at such great comedy shows get their hearts opened by a surgeon. Wow! That era was very scary. The time when we were in lockdown. Yes. - The entire country was bothered. I saw something unique there. We stayed captive in closed rooms. The first ones to open where the

alcohol shops. I didn't know that the system which I trusted was only for the drunkards. - Wonderful. Wonderful.. World considers goodness as badness. The true colors come out at the right time. Don't laugh when a drunkard stumbles. Even the government will start stumbling if they don't drink alcohol. - Wonderful. - Wonderful. Wonderful. - Wonderful. - Wonderful. Alcohol is very bad. Let's end it. You finish one bottle and I'll finish the other one. Wonderful.. They will finish. - Wonderful. Go

od job. The alcohol and drinking alcohol has become a culture now. It enhances the grandness of the celebrations. - Wow! Those who can't drink alcohol day and night can't live their life. Sit carefully. You are not inebriated yet. I'll get you inebriated. I'll get you inebriated. - Inebriated. It's beneficial for those who start drinking from their childhood. Oh! - Those who start drinking from the childhood won't get affected by the old age. No one can even rebuke him at his old age. The alcoho

l is so affective that they won't even reach the old age. Wow! Those who doesn't know please understand this theory of alcohol. No theft happens at the houses of those who drink alcohol. The thief won't get anything if he enters their house. A drunkard is not a fool to keep anything at his house. It doesn't matter even if an accident happens because of drinking too much alcohol. It doesn't matter even if unrepairable fractures happen in the body. But an alcoholic can't be a coward. That's the gr

eatness of a quality alcohol. Wonderful. He fell on the road and his head was bleeding. One went and asked if it is a serious injury. Who is it? The attitude won't go. Some people drink alcohol and fall asleep. Some people waste their money by doing this too. The money gets wasted. - Some drink alcohol and sleep. That's not fun at all. It's fun only if he screams on the street with his pant getting teared. - Wonderful. - Wonderful. A drunkard is like a God. The earth seems like a heaven to those

who are drunk. Wonderful. He has the right to insult even the CM and the PM. He doesn't care no matter who comes. Wonderful. - Wonderful. Not even a cycle stops if we try to stop it. Not even the truck moves if a drunkard decides to stop it. When he leaves his house he looks very innocent but when he leaves the bar he is a lion. - Wonderful. Wonderful. It has a lot of respect. People fear them a lot. Even great people try to escape from them. But when he meets a person who he knows he makes him

pay for his alcohol. Wonderful.. Surender, only alcohol knows how to clean the heart. He bumps into a pole and then requests for an apology. Wonderful. Holy books have stated that alcohol is a man's enemy but drunkard is glad to embrace the enemy. - Enemy. Wow.. - Wow. I'd take a week to memorise a song. A drunkard would read 3 or more in 1-2 hours. After having first peg, he sings devotional song After 2-3, he sings 'Veer Gatha.' - Yes. - Wow. When he's intoxicated, he will mistake an old woma

n to be an angel. You will find all the aspects of love in her antics. - Wow. When he starts the sermon he doesn't listen to anyone. - He doesn't. If he has to attend nature's call he can't even untie the pajama. His tongue unfurls and he spills pearls of wisdom and the stream of water at the bottom drenches and sanctifies the pajama. - It does. Oh, God! Like an unblemished soul, the poet sleeps in the washroom. The dog comes at that time and sprinkles water with dedication. With dedication.. -

With dedication the dog comes and sprinkles water on it. When this water falls on the body all the flaws vanish and spirituality states, if it falls into the mouth one attains salvation. - My God! You accuse wrongly that he drinks and wanders. A drunkard considers stranger's home to be his too. - Wow. This is hard work.. Yes, he does a mistake by drinking alcohol but some annoy him, so he drinks alcohol. Wow.. - Wow.. But why do you spend your hard-earned money? The ones who are rich should drin

k, it suits them. - Yes. unfortunate one, stop! Think as to what you are doing. Firstly, fate has defeated you and you are drinking and dying.. - You. Don't use your money to drink and write the chapter of your ruination because your old parents and children too are entitled to this money. - Wow. If needed, drink a bit. If you drink and live.. But don't drink so much that it consumes you. But don't.. Wow.. Wow.. He has mesmerised us. Your performance was outstanding Radhe Shyam. Someone asked a

drunkard 'Why do you drink alcohol?' 'You're drinking alcohol and ruining your health.' 'Why do you drink?' The drunkard said 'Look at the effect of hatred, animals have been divided.' 'The cow became Hindu, the goat became Muslim' 'I saw Hindus in the temple' 'Muslims in the mosque' 'when I went to the bar in the evening' 'I saw humans.' - Wow. Wow. - A lot.. Sir.. Listen.. No, sir. A round of applause for Radhe Shyam. It's an emotional moment. I refused saying, 'It's a comedy show.' Yes. - Wha

t will I do? I'm a poet of comedic poems. Today, I feel that had I not come it would've been a mistake. - Yes. I didn't get this respect at poets' congregation you gave that affection. - Wow. I'm thankful. - Superb. We are indebted to you, Radhe Shyam. Had you not come to our show maybe we wouldn't have forgiven you because we.. - Right.. - We would've missed this lovely art. In your act, we saw that your perspective is different. At this age too, you perform acts with this perspective. So your

vision must be clear. No, my vision is not clear. I'm wearing specs. - Yes. So I tell God 'I'm innocent, forgive me.' 'My vision is dwindling' 'my wife is beside me, but I can't see her' 'but I can see my neighbour ladies clearly.' What is my fault, sir? - Yes.. You should become an ascetic. He's saying I should become an ascetic. Your opinion is right. If I had met in some market, I'd have felt hope again. The one who soothes our body and soul I would have taken up that urge again. I feel like

meditating in solitude now, Archana. Had I met a female ascetic I'd have become an ascetic. - Wow. Radhe Shyam, we are sitting here as judges so we should give marks based on laughter humour and delivery. This should be in books. Because the learnings in your speech and the way you presented it is praise worthy. You own this stage today. So, Radhe Shyam.. - So, Radhe Shyam.. You're comedy's hope. - You're comedy's hope. And a canon of laughter. - And a canon of laughter. Congratulations. You've

come to chill zone. You've to laugh and leave. We have Rakesh Audlakha. How are you all? - We are doing great. I feel great. Mr. Shekar, life's good. Yes. - There's one problem. Yes, tell us. The problem is.. - Yes. I look too approachable Think of it this way. When God was creating people.. - Yes. He took a base model.. - Yes. And moulded everyone. - Correct. He assigned the base one to me. My parents named me Rakesh. - Yes. Whatever was lacking.. - Was fulfilled. I fulfilled it by pursuing Eng

ineering. Ms. Archie, I left office that day. - Yes. One man was wearing a white shirt. - Yes. He came to me and called me, I said yes He said, 'Sir, where can I find an auto to Sikandarpur?' - Yes. I said, 'Go straight and take left.' He thanked me. I said, welcome. - Yes. - Yes The next day, the same person asked the same question. I thought, he's new to this city. Maybe he doesn't know. No worries. - Okay. On the third day, when I left the office I saw the same person.. - Yes. He thronged thr

ough a crowd of 500 people and came to me.. I suspected it's a joke on me there must be a camera and someone's making fun of me. - Yes. - Yes. I hid.. - Yes. I saw him. He asked someone else. He showed the way and he left. I left and was going. He came to me again after 2 minutes and said, 'Sir.' I said, 'Yes.' Yes. - 'Sir, where can I find an auto to Sikandarpur?' I said, 'Go straight and take left.' But what did you ask him? Yes. - He said, 'I asked him, where can I find you?' This happens to

me, Ms. Archie because I'm from the city of Nawabs I'm from Pataudi. - Wow. Nawab left.. Pataudi. - And he left the watchman. An uncle lives in my neighbourhood his motive is to ruin my day. - Oh. I was in a good mood.. - Yes. And left the house. I was standing at ease. He called me. I said, 'Yes.' He said, 'You know what?' 'We can change other's DP in WhatsApp.' Oh. I said, 'Is it? Change mine.' He asked me to show my phone. I had too much stage fright. Because I studied in a Hindi medium schoo

l. I see. - You know what. The name of my school was Good Luck Public School. This is the only school.. - Okay. - Okay. who never believed in hard work. - Yes. - Yes, only in luck. They used to believe that the students should have best wishes with them. In other schools, students were asked to interact in English. In our school, we were asked to interact in Hindi. I see. - Not because Hindi is our mother tongue. I see. - I see. - The reason was if the students start speaking in English I see. -

I see. - Who would correct them? Once I told my teacher in anger that I would speak in English. - Okay. - Okay. I was asked to go to the senior school. Okay. - I asked the name of the school. She said, Best of Luck Public School. Now, you can see. If a teacher slaps a student. That's it. Parents call the police. In our time, we used to get thrashed so much.. If the teacher slapped me once mom would have slapped me again. 'It must be your fault.' Yes. - Yes. = You are right. - Absolutely! Absolu

tely! - I used to get thrashed so much in school.. I became like an iron shield after a point when no one was able to hit me. I invented so many techniques that my teachers used to find an excuse to hit me. Let me tell you a story. - Okay. We were asked to write an essay every week. Okay. - Okay. - In the first week we were asked to write an essay on Diwali. Okay. - Okay. - I started writing. 'Diwali is the most important festival of our country.' Okay. - Okay. - 'On this day, Lord Ram' 'returne

d to Ayodhya after defeating Raavan.' 'We wear new clothes on this occasion.' 'We eat good food.' 'We burst crackers.' 'We celebrate this festival with a lot of joy but..' 'Some people gamble on this occasion.' 'Gambling is a sin. No one should gamble.' Yes. - Yes. - What a great flow! The significance of the festival how we celebrate it, what we do and what we shouldn't do. - Yes. - It was a message. I understood. Holi was the next week's topic. I started writing. 'Holi is the most important fe

stival of our country.' Wow! 'On this day, good won over evil.' 'We wear old clothes on this day.' Yes. Because mom used to take out old clothes one week ago. Yes. - She used to be ready to make me wear old clothes. Yes. - We eat good food. - Yes. - Yes. 'We put colour on each other.' 'We celebrate this festival with a lot of joy but..' But.. - But.. - 'Some people' 'gamble on this day.' - Yes. 'Gambling is a sin. No one should gamble.' Absolutely! I found the flow again. Yes. - I scored ten mar

ks again. Yes. - But my teacher realised that I have learned the technique. 'He is writing about gambling every time' 'and scoring ten marks.' She didn't conduct a test for one week. - Okay. She thought a lot. came next week and gave the topic 'tree'. She asked us to write an essay on this topic. - Okay. I started writing. - Okay. 'Trees have a great significance in our lives.' Yes. - Yes. 'Tress give us shade.' - Yes. - Yes. 'Trees give us fruits.' - Yes. - Yes. 'Trees give us oxygen.' - Very g

ood. - Yes. But.. - But.. - But.. Some people..' - Yes.. '...sit under trees.. - They sit under trees..' '...and gamble.' 'Some people cut trees.' - Oh.. 'Trees should not be cut.' - Yes. - Yes. 'And there are some people who are like you.' 'They prepare tables using trees' 'Yes. - ...and gamble.' 'Gambling is a sin. No one should gamble.' Very good. - Thank you so much. Thank you for your support. My name is Rakesh. Thank you so much. Thank you. So you hold a job and you also are a comedian. -

Yes. So what seems more difficult? People mind it seriously when we are joking. And when we are being serious.. People see it as a joke. I find it hard, one day I was working at office manager gave me a lot of work so I taunted him a bit. 'Will you have me do everything around here?' 'Why not give me more?' And he did. I worked for six months I needed a raise. He thought I was joking. Lovely! So often a comedian is not supported by his family. Who supports you the most at home? My grandma suppor

ts me the most. How sweet! - She cannot see or hear well. She barely understands what I am doing! So tell me? Love marriage and arrange marriage. Which one is better and why? Sir, this is a myth. Let me tell you. People want to marry their girlfriend, I find it wrong. I was mistaken as I thought I am marrying a girl that I knew for seven years. Later I found out that I was doomed. I forgot that even she knows me. The road ahead is sure bumpy. Truly said. What did you learn from getting married?

You may be experienced but in my four months.. I am not from an ancient civilization. I made a vow. I'll never get married. Nor will I let my kids get married. I have a small experience in my marriage. Sir, I know now that a plastic chair costs Rs. 800. We thought it was always at home. It is always there. Just sit on it. Those who laughed have no idea. After five years when they get married then call me telling me that is even more expensive now. Plastic chairs are very expensive. I think you w

ere just spectacular. Thank you so much, ma'am. You have a way with words. You presented a great thought. I really like it. I'd say well done. Thank you so much. Thank you so much! Thank you. The way you performed.. You have won it all. You have. Thank you. - You will win more. You were fantastic. Thank you so much. Thank you. Seeing him stand by your side it feels like a cup of moonshine by the side of expensive wine! Look at Rochelle. So beautiful. Such love between her parents. And look at hi

m. Looks like a rock from a mine. Mr. Albela has to talk to everyone. He said he'd settle for less and only for Rochelle. Done. Thank you so much. Thank you. With the sweet and salty comedy from Mumbai we have Bharat Ganeshpure and Sagar Karande. Hail Lord Ganesh! - Hail! Mr. Shekhar, you are great! The same even after all these years. And even you too, sir. With the shave and all. I am so sorry! I am sorry! I am used to seeing Mr. Sidhu with him. I was mistaken. You need to laugh though. I was

told the payment will be given only when you laugh. Truly said. I meant your payment. We are here for free. So my friend and I will make you laugh. - Where is he? Hold on. Sorry. You! Come here! Come here! Come on now! Come! - No way! No! No! No! - Come on! - No way! Get over here! - No way! This is a standup comedy. Get up! Get up now. - Where did you bring me? Look at this huge platform. What are you looking at? - The train. This is for comedy. We are the coaches of comedy. That is the comedy

engine. This will take us far. We are the regular coaches. - Yes. She is engine. - Yes. Look at the luxury class. Right you are! Focus here in what is important! Is this someone from the abroad? Important and not imported! I present to you Shekhar Suman. Greetings, Mr. Shekhar. Greetings. - Greetings Ms. Suman. She is a Suman. 'Suman' like a flower. He is Shekhar Suman. And she is Archana. - Suman and Puran. So she is not Suman? - No. - Darn it. She looks like a flower so she should be Suman. Ba

ck it up. Look at her eyes. Look at those eyes. Look at those cheeks. Look at those plush red tomatoes. Thank you. Do not mess with them. They are judges. Why two? - One for logic and one for laughter. Tell me what to do. - Read the room first. Done with introductions. So let's get here. He is Surendra. He is in a band. I want you all to play at my sister's wedding. Not that band! They will highlight our punches. They are crucial. - Don't rely too much on them. They are here relying on God! Meet

him. He is Albela. Albela? Looks like a barnkeep to me. She is Rochelle Rao. Start with that. Come here. - Let me talk to her. Come here. - A token. Why did you give her money? She is poor. She has no proper clothes to wear. This is fashion, you dimwit. Can't you see those clothes are torn? What do we have to do here? - Share jokes, make them laugh. A man had an upper tooth infected, he went to dentist and the dentist took out the lower teeth. When patient asked why he did that the doctor said

that the germs were standing on the lower tooth to corrode the upper one. A joke like that. Can you be a bit more specific about the germs? Well, does not matter. Tell me about the germs. Stop with the logic. The joke is done. I want to know. - Let's change the joke. Let me change the joke. A doctor was conducting a surgery of a patient.. Change the doctor as well. - This is another doctor. Doctor brought flowers. The patient asked him why he brought flowers. The doctor said, 'if the operation i

s successful' 'it's for me. Otherwise, it's for you.' Jokes should be like this. No, what has happened to him? Pal, say jokes and leave it. - No, he's undergoing a surgery. Something has happened to him for sure, right? He is suffering from kidney and liver problems. So what? - Are you in your senses? Someone is suffering from kidney and liver problems. He is undergoing a surgery. No one knows if he will survive or not. His wife is crying. She is sitting here applying makeup. And you are crackin

g jokes and making people laugh! You should be ashamed of yourself. She has applied makeup.. - Get lost! You didn't understand the concept. It's a joke. Someone will tell you.. 'Look at him. He looks like' 'as if the scooter is parked in a jungle.' Like this. - What is so funny about this? I look like this. - Yes. - Yes. Forget it.. - Okay. Do you know 'Kavita'? She comes to my place if her husband is not at home. I am not talking about your girlfriend. - Then? 'Kavita' means poems. - Yes, I kno

w poems. Okay.. - Let me recite for you. 'I will stay quiet.' Wow! 'Listen to me carefully.' Yes. How will I listen to your poem if you are quiet? This is the name of the poem. - Okay, continue. 'I will stay quiet.' 'Listen to me carefully.' Wow! Continue.. - It's over. - It's over. What! - This is called black comedy. Why are you doing black comedy? - What else should I do? It is like.. 'She calls me. But I don't go.' Wow.. - Wow! Wow.. 'She calls me. But I don't go.' - Listen. My case is oppos

ite. - What? I want to go, but she doesn't call me. Hey.. Come here. Come here. - You are.. - Don't even try to impress her. People are already in a queue. Do you know mimicry? - Hey! My show was houseful. There were seven people. Only seven people were there! Where was the show? At my house. My house was full. Everyone was laughing like this. That's not what I want. Have you ever worked on the stage? Yes. I'm the one who installed this pole. The production team said that they will give an actor

but they gave me the person who set this stage. Can you do mimicry? Yes. Who? - Rajpal Yadhav. The voice will be small. Do you want to mimic Mr. Amitabh? Yes. - What are you saying? I can mimic him. Audience, be ready. We are going to present you Mr. Amitabh Bachchan. Understand the situation. - What is it? Mr. Bachchan will come and stand here. We have a salon there. Okay. - There is a Riksha driver near the salon and he is sleeping. There is a Pav Bhaji seller here. I don't want to hear all t

hat. Just mimic straight away. Here comes.. - Here comes Amitabh Bachchan. Where is Mr. Bachchan? He just left. You were supposed to mimic him. You should've told him. He left. - Such a famous guy just passed. You could've asked at least something. How can he leave? Mr. Bachchan, come back. - Hey! Please come. The show is going on here. How could you call him like this? Hold on. Hello, Amit. Amit. Listen. It's okay. He is naive. Come on. Come, dear. How could you call him so casually? Amit is hi

s driver. He will bring Mr. Bachchan. - Is he coming? Yes, he is coming. - Now we are presenting Amitabh Bachchan. Dad, I need chocolate. Whose sound is this? - Abhishek Bachchan. Is his voice like this? When he was a kid. Why did you bring the kid? He came to watch the shooting. I'm helpless. Close the door. Don't let the kid inside. I don't want any kid here. Hey, leave. Here we present Mr. Amitabh Bachchan. Quick. Sir, it's 10 o'clock. Shut down everything. In which movie did he say this dial

ogue? The watchman came and told us to shut down as it's 10 o'clock now. Why did the watchman come? I'm helpless. - I don't want his voice. I need Mr. Bachchan's voice. This is called the sound. How was it? Sour, sweet or spicy? They will tell you. - Wonderful. What happens when the husband reaches home before time? He finds the meal hot and his wife calm. And if he is late he finds his wife angry and his meal cold. Tell me something. What's troublesome in Mumbai? No one has time. Lack of time i

s a problem. No one even has the time to say the correct time. And if you enquire about an address you'll die. For example, 'Sir, where is the seventh hospital?' Which one? - The Seventh Hospital. It was right here. Yes. - Yes.. Go straight. - Okay. And.. Yes, go straight this way. - Okay. There.. - Okay, I'll ask. Go straight. Then you take left. - Okay. No, take right. I'll ask there. - No, take left. - Take left. Over there, you'll find this.. This.. - Circle? - No, the Jalebi Seller. That Ja

lebi Seller will be there. - Yes. That Jalebi Seller will be there. Take a right from the Jalebi Seller.. Right? - Yes.. Right.. Towards the right.. Yes.. Right.. You'll find a.. - Nag Temple. No, a street light. You'll find a street light. Yes. - Take a left from there. Yes.. - If you take a left from the street light you'll find a.. The temple.. - No.. I know. What nonsense.. - Ghanta Paan Seller. Yes. - Ghanta Paan Seller will be there. Yes. - Where do you want to go? Sawant Hospital. - It's

over there, sir. This happens. - Yes.. There are weird people. - Yes. Sawan Hospital. W-What did you say? Where is Sawant Hospital? Sawant Hospital.. Hospital.. Sawant.. Right.. Towards the right.. - What? Nag Temple.. Take a right? - Yes. Take a right? Okay. Say it soon. I-I'm trying to say it soon. - Say it soon. I need to go to the hospital. He.. - Yes.. He is sick. Say it soon! I need to go. - Where.. I'm trying to say it.. Tell me.. - Sawant Hospital.. Sawant Hospital. - Sawant Hospital. Te

ll me where it is. I need to go soon. Okay. What? - G-Go ahead and ask. There is another kind of person. - Yes. Where is Sawant Hospital? It's time for my business.. What do you think about me? Sawant.. - No, what do you even think about me? You're asking me where is Sawant Hospital. Yes. - My life is messed up.. You know.. What? - No.. Go if you want to. Go. You'll find Rupa Wine Bar from there if you go this way there's Yogesh Wine Mart then there's the chickpea seller don't eat it. - Should I

not? - Yes. My problem is.. - I need to go to Sawant Hospital. Not a beer bar. There's nothing in a hospital. It's nothing. There's nothing in a hospital. God calls everyone. That's how they are. - Yes. That's how they are. It happens. - Yes. - Thank you. It happens. - Thank you. Jugalbandhi is difficult. Because it needs co-ordination a balance.. You both have it. You both did it well. The humour you both used was effective. I wish you all the best. It was a good performance. - Thank you, sir.

Your energy and your presence on stage.. I want to see more of you.. - Thank you so much.. Thank you so much.. Give him some food to eat Do you eat everything? - Yes. It feels like you take his share of the payment. Let's hear it for them once again, ladies and gentlemen. The next laughter champion is from the land of 'Rasogullas' to give you loads of laughter. Ritabrata Das from Kolkata. Durga Puja is the only famous thing in Kolkata. True... - Okay you know what do people do in Durga Puja? Th

ey build everything on a theme. Random. I thought this is a canopy. Canopy! - They create canopy on a random theme. Bahubali theme... Bhallal Dev inviting you in. I know. Bhallal Dev! Canopy... - Anything goes. - True. Made St Paul's Cathedral canopy before the cathedral. Every Sunday Christians visit there. The canopy... - They are confused. But Bengalis walk into the original cathedral. During Corona era in was Corona theme. God, what a theme! - Okay. Even the scientists don't know how it look

s. But everyone was rejoicing. Okay. - The corona costume guy introduced himself. No one shook hands. Stayed away. When the lockdown began a politician got to the streets. He was marking it with white for awareness. Okay. - He forgot to mention the purpose. What has to be done inside the white circle? Yes. People thought it to be an immunity circle. No cops will arrest if you stand inside it. 5 people stood inside a circle outside my home on seeing a cop. The cops want one person inside one circ

le. All of them... - A guy was drunk. Okay. - Stood inside the circle on seeing the cop. They took him to a bigger immunity circle. When the lockdown was relaxed then went to Shantiniketan for some peace. Okay. - I asked someone casually about the Corona effect. There's no effect here is what he told. Okay. - A polio case was caught last tomorrow. You all know the youth lives in Mumbai and Delhi. there are many oldies in our city too. We have metro trains there. There's a special seat for senior

citizens in the metro. But in Kolkata, the oldies rule the place. Once they see you sit they will go berserk. They will accuse you of sitting on the seat meant for them. A man who stood outside said it. I was travelling by metro once. I sat on the senior citizen seat. An old man yelled and I got up immediately. I asked him to sit. An old man sat somewhere. Two more metro stations came in. Two more oldies came in. The seats were full. When the fourth oldie joined in then all the four were confus

ed as to who is the youngest. That person had to stand. - Right! There are many superstitious people in India. US is so futuristic with technology. Like they created computers and we bought it. My grandma cracked a coconut on the monitor. Then we smashed the monitor on the grandma. Then using her mediclaim we got the monitor repaired. Oh... - The monitor is fine now. But grandma has shut down. You all know, as an Indian we don't promote ourselves well we don't market ourselves. People outside pr

omote themselves so well that we get emotional. My friend had a bat inside his cola. But he decided to nurture it as a pet. Good that it has come out of this. But in Kolkata a red ant was found inside a 'Rasogullas'. The shop was burnt down. - God... I was enthralled the day James Bond was selling Pan masala. Yes, Pierce Bronsnan. - Yeah! I wanted to see his movie. Okay. - Where he's running away. Runs for long and cocks a gun with pan masala in his mouth. James Bond. Bond. James Bond. Everyone

likes kid and so do I. I have but one issue with them. They should not sing every song. They need to be of certain age to sing songs. It is fine till you are singing nursery rhymes. Kids are singing love songs. 'How would I live without you?' What memories do you speak of? A kid sings that he has suffered humiliation. How did you get humiliated? Truly said. Tell your mom about it. A kid was viral singing a song of childhood love. You are a child. When did you even fall in love? Childhood love of

a child? Unforgettable. I am a fan of Himesh. Did you all notice? He carries a mic in every music video. Do you know why? So you need not be confused when you turn on the TV. If you see him without mic you'll feel he is about to act then you'd turn off the TV. So he does carry a mic. He had a music video. "Your name." Deepika Padukone debuted from that video. And Himesh suffered a heartbreak. He sings from a corner. Ten beautiful ladies are dancing around. There is Deepika in red, right in the

middle. He cares not. He is singing with gaze down. There is an interval in the song. Then it changes, everyone is in happy mood. And everyone is happy there. Even the animals are happy but Deepika is sad. Since she danced for long yet no one saw. I like someone else as well. That is Mr. Udit. He is always so happy. I like him. "I am in love with someone." "My love! My beloved!" The movie is about a cheater! Mr. Udit cares not! He is singing! He does not know. He is spreading joy. Spreading joy.

Sonu Nigam as called to perform the other song. Then came the other song. Sonu has a career since Mr. Udit is way too happy. I'll have a career if you keep laughing. - Amazing! I do not understand the Bengali accent. Similar pronunciation. Why is that? I asked my grandpa once. Grandpa answered saying that we are all same kind of mad. Thank you. Bengalis shop a lot during Durga Pujo. What did you buy this year? My friend I bought an underwear. We bought an expensive one. We wanted a premium one.

So we brought one of Christiano Ronaldo. I understand about other companies. They made underwear from the left over fabric. Is Christiano wearing those to add value? Then only three people work in the company. Manufacturer, Christiano and the distributor. Soccer player, right? - There is no other. You are fond of soccer. - No, cricket. And you wear an underwear of Ronaldo. Change the company. Get Virat Kohli. Bengali folk are fond of sweets. They do eat a lot of sweets. So what else do you like

? Monkey cap and America. We are obsessed with that. My friend's brother went to USA for a week. He still speaks of New York weather. His father is worst. He went to fish market and grocers said they got fresh fish but his father said that there is no one to eat the fish. There is no one home to eat the fish. Everyone gathered around to ask. His father said he is USA. The fishes got excited to go. Actually people do speak a lot about my accent. They say my Hindi accent is different. But your acc

ent is so cute! So cute! Oh my God! We all need to change out accent. He is not going to wash his face for a few days. Splendid, Ritubrata. Yes. - Thank you so much. The talent is translated and it reached to us. We can see it. Very well done. I loved your act. Thank you so much. I'd like to give you a standing ovation. Any act needs rhythm to work well. You have it. Just like Ms. Mamta said, 'Game on'! It is going to be a good game! Thank you so much. How were you with your education? Sir, that

depended on the invigilator. If the invigilator was good, then I was bad in studies. If the invigilator was bad, I was good in studies. Once something strange happened. We had a squinter invigilator once. He might look at you, but he's talking to someone else. Okay? When the squinter invigilator arrived I began to cheat. He was looking somewhere else and I'm cheating. He came to me and said, I'm cheating. I said, no. You're cheating. You are looking there and catching me here. Let me tell you s

omething. It seems like the cloth leftover from your dress.. It's the same. I knew it. - It wasn't enough. But the matching blouse with the dress with light colour you've used that to make a suit. Thank you.. - Are you married? No, sir. So ma'am and I will find a girl for you. Thank you so much.. - Thank you. Our laughter contestants surely have something special no matter the condition they do comedy. Please welcome Vibhor Chaudhary from Muzaffarnagar, UP. First, two people from my family sent

love to you. Okay. My father to Ms. Archana and mother to Mr. Shekhar. Wow! Mr. Shekhar, people say you get the fruits of your deeds. Mr. Albela must've done good deeds that's why he's sitting next to Rochelle. But Rochelle, what did you do that you're sitting there? And poor Mr. Surinder has been surrounded by guys since 20 years. - Yes. Sir, which bird's nest did you set fire to? I'm from Muzaffarnagar. Three mills are famous in Muzaffarnagar. There's a lot of sugarcane. So sugar mills. A lot

of paper is made there. Paper. - Paper. - So paper mill. And third, meet me outside. Yes. There's a rumour about Muzaffarnagar, Mr. Shekhar. That Muzaffarnagar is not a silent town. But I say it's very quiet. Is it? - And why not? When ten bullets are fired early in the morning.. Everything becomes quiet.. People from Muzaffarnagar don't buy expensive things. Neither expensive iPhones nor expensive cars. We buy a pistol for Rs. 1000. Mr. Shekhar, we don't chase even thieves empty handed. Okay. -

We run with two sugarcanes. If the thief is caught it'll be used to bash him. If he escapes, then we can eat it. Since I'm Choudhary, we're used to being loud. Two of my father's friend came home. One said, his toilet is worth 5 lakhs. Second one said, his toilet is worth 10 lakhs. My father wanted to be above both of them. He said my toilet is worth 50 lakhs. They asked is it really 50 lakhs? Yes, I use my fields. Friend said, aren't you ashamed? The government is running programs don't let yo

ur daughters go far. Build a toilet in your house. And you use the open fields. Dad said, it's not open. The field is covered. What do you mean? I use the sugarcane fields. My father's friend thought they must use expensive toilet. They started using the fields. They were talking like this one morning. I asked what happened to them. He said, I didn't see a small sugarcane plant. A man came to buy Mr. Chaudhary's cow. He asked how much milk does the buffalo give. He said, she gives 20 litres. How

much are you asking? He said Rs. 40,000. He looked the buffalo from every angle. He said, one eye is bad. Do you want the milk or look into her eyes? Mr. Chaudhary went to the railway station. He asked for a newspaper. Sir, English or Hindi? Give me anything. I have to wrap my 'Roti'. A boy and girl were romancing. The boy said, darling, you are so hot. The girl said, darling, you are so cool. An old man from behind said both of you get married. Your children will be normal. Ms. Archana, when w

e have a guest the child is presented before them like a girl is presented to a monster in old films. We were presented the same way too. If I recite a poem properly then the guest gives us Rs. 10. If it's wrong, the my father gives me ten. I returned after a party with my friends once. When I entered, my father asked from 20 metres. Are you drunk? I said, yes. Wow! What confidence! Why are you drinking outside? Drink with me if you want to. I went home the next day with two bottles. My parents

were talking with each other. I put the bottle on the centre of the table. Mom is looking shocked. Don't pretend. Two elders of the house will talk today. My mother went out and now it's father and son time. During the first round my father's condition was like a girlfriend who came to my room for the first time. During the second round he's in a condition like a girlfriend has been here couple of times. During the third round my father become like a girlfriend who called me to her room. Dad sai

d, I won't forbid your from drinking but don't drink too much. Okay, Dad. Dad went out. I took out the second bottle. I was making a drink and he walked in. I just told you and you're drinking. I said, sorry, dad. Don't apologise. Make one for me too. When a girl and a boy are in a relationship. The guy is the Ghajini of the relation. He forgets all the dates. - Yes. He doesn't remember anything. Thank God for Facebook. We get notification for birthday. Or we'll get trapped. But the girl is the

charted accountant of the relation. She remembers everything. The first film we watched. The first coffee we had. And when was the first kiss. Guys says forget the previous kiss tell me when is the next one. Applause. You presented the climate of the Muzaffarnagar here. The way people talk and their arguments. You presented your experiences in your unique style it was very good. - Thank you. I'm happy and emotional too. Thank you, sir. Now it's time to know who will go to the quarter-final. Firs

t, Mr. Radheshyam Bharti you've already won laughter's hope and cannon. So obviously you're going to the next round. And you scored 100 points. You've hit a century. Bharat and Sagar with 92 points. With 89 points, we have Rakesh Adlakha. With 88 points we have Ritabrata Dass. Vibhor with 82 points. Ritabrata and Vibhor you're going to the holding area.