It's no secret that I don't have a car, and
my family doesn't own one, so we take public transportation, it's fun it's cheaper than a car,
you can meet new people there, ehh only in your dreams, here's a normal bus, here's an upgraded
bus and here is level 99 bus, usually tho I get a normal bus, I'm pretty much all my life moved
on buses, ether it's to school or to a hospital, so you can pretty much call me a bus expert, I
remember this funny moment, a babushka walk in a crowded bus, I see
that, but she's kinda far away
so I didn't gave her my sit, and some lady, behind me, tapz me on the shoulder and tell meee to gave
her my seat, so I like pretend to like "okok I'm gonna move now" and that continued till I had
to go, Idk why but I find that situation funny, she like why he isn't moving, oh oh now now he's
gonna move, and I never did, and oh, the crowded bus, it gets like super crowded you can't imagine,
especially in the morning, cuz everyone is going to their job, yeah, i
remember one time there was
so much people that we somehow broke the door of the bus, in the there's like two doors one closer
to the driver and one a little bit further, so all people inside the bus, somehow thru chain reaction
broke the one that's closer to the driver, and it couldn't open anymore, so all of us people
had to leave on our stops thru the back door( and that actually happened 2 time IN A ROW. But the
second time was worse cuz I was in the middle, and some fat lady had to lea
ve, she ram thru everybody
yelling and that wasn't fun at all, almost fell( so as you can see I took a lot of buses in my
life, and here's some craziest things I e seen, once there was this drunk man on a bus level 99,
he didn't have enough money to pay for his ride, it's 32 rubles, and he started yelling in the
bus, "PLEASE SOMERDN PAYI FOR MI" old granny help me (she thought he would stop yelling)
spoiler alert he didn't. Oh forgot one thing, he had an axe for some reason, so a drunk man,
with an axe, in the bus, that's a disaster, I was standing, and he sat, like next to me, and
as a alcoholic he is, he started to make friends and like joke around with everyone, and that was
really annoying, he got beef with the driver, and you don't wanna have beef with a driver( the drunk
man will call him Bill cuz why not? Bill started bothering people as all drunk people, yeah,
everyone was telling bill to shut the fuck up, but he never did( and then he started bothering
me and asked
a question, very Stoopid one, it was something about school, and my nerves were on the
edge, I told him with the deepest voice I could. "Shut your mouth" it doesn't sound very like
very like Intimidating, it's more intimidating in Russia "PAST ZAKROY", aaaand then I left. Bye
bye drunk man, la la la lalala "wheraa wherea do you think u you y going?" AHHH………
Ahhh another story, when I was in... 4th grade, I missed my stop and I told like the
conductor woman who takes the money for the ride, s
he said "welp there's nothing we can do lil
one" so I cried... And they let me out free, also sometimes you can have a ride for free,
if you don't get noticed by the conductor, and for some reason all conductors are females
¯\_(ツ)_/ they used to give you physical tickets for when they forget that you already
paid you don't have to pay another time, I used to store them like a collection,
I've never got that purple ticket, now they rarely give you tickets with
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