Oh my God, yeah Ya know, but again the crocodile hunter I give... I give him a lot of love A lot of credit But ya know, people go It's such a loss to the nature community you know He taught us so much about nature And I got mad when I heard this lady on TV saying that He taught us a lot about nature and it was
like No, he didn't really teach a lot about nature If you want to learn about nature you
watch Discovery Channel or one of these You know, nature programs where they have a guy On Safari
and he's studying from afar Crocodile Hunter? No, come on Every episode Aye, how you doin'? Look over there right there Right there There's a tiger That tiger weighs 800 pounds and it could kill a man in ten seconds I'm gonna touch it Hi tiger! Ah! He's angry! He's... He's angry! Next episode Aye, there's a king cobra the most venomous Snake in all the planet One bite and I'm dead I'm gonna pick it up He's angry! If he really wanted people to think he
was out there man America we should have bor
rowed him And sent him to Iraq With no gun Just a camera crew Imagine how bad that would have freaked out the enemy You know you're freaking a soldier
working for al-qaeda And you're out there you know And he's walking towards them wearing shorts And he's walking up to em Aye, look over there There's an al-qaeda member An Iraqi soldier One of the most dangerous creatures in all the planet One push of a button and i'm gone I'm gonna poke him with a stick He's angry! He's so angry... yeah yeah
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