Damien | Folk Horror Mockumentary | Full Movie | Irish Folktale

- Hi, I'm Matt. I've pieced together all the footage and added it to the documentary, as a sort of warning message to the world. The Celts in western Europe, who's traditions were steeped in magic, had flamed-colored hair, which they believed contributed to their powers and strength. (dramatic music) - Hello, Bobby. - How are things? - All right, come on in. This is Nanook. Come on. Come on in. (all chattering) - [Damien] Hammer, how you doing? Just leave that there, Matt. (door clicking) So wha

t's happening Bobby, what's this about? - This will just be informal, Damien, just sitting telling stories like you've told 1000 times before about your family history and your life on the farm, because you're an interesting character. So this is basically just to document and put it out there, your story. This is Damien's story. - Rolling! And action. - So Damo, we're gonna start off, if you could tell us about your childhood and growing up on the farm. - Um, there's not really much to tell, ju

st a normal country childhood, working hard. - Working hard? - Working hard, just playing about in the fields. Didn't really get out much, but that's just normal country life. - Is that it? - What else do you want? - Tell us a bit about working on the farm as a child. What age did you start helping out and that? - Oh, oh God, pretty much as soon as I could walk. Um, I remember driving tractors by about seven. - The age of seven. - About the age of seven, yeah, even on the road. That was okay in

the country, you could drive on the road at that age. - [Bobby] You've got a lovely tractor, Damien. - Thank you. - [Bobby] It's red like your hair, you've got a ginger tractor, Damien. - It's a Massey 230. (engine rumbling) - [Bobby] Right, Damo, show us what you got here. - Show you what I got here? - Yeah, show us what you got. - Is this your first time on a tractor Bobby, yeah? - [Bobby] First time on a tractor. - [Damien] I'll take it nice and slow since it's your first time. - All right. C

areful. Did you hear all that? What he's actually made on this fuckin tractor. - No, what? - All this. - 3D printer? (all laughing) - No, but by a plasma cutter built by a 3D printer. - He's not even joking. - Nah, here look. - All this, a joystick from a 1970's arcade. This joystick and all to control it. He's actually made all this himself and fuckin' set it all up on this tractor like. - Yeah. - He never ceases to amaze me. Damien, just the ingenuity you have to- Did you always know that you

were going to take on the farm yourself when you grew up, or did you have any other ambitions when you were younger? - There's always things you kind of want to be when you're younger, but, well, now still really, I don't particularly know what I want to do later in life. I'd like to progress on from farming at some stage, but, we'll see what happens. - [Bobby] How old are they? - About four, three to four, three to five weeks. - [Bobby] And have you named these ones yet? - [Damien] No, I don't

name them. - You know the way you named- - I know, I know. - [Bobby] Two of them Bobby and Hammer. - [Damien] Yes, I regret that so I do. - [Bobby] Why do you regret it Damien? - [Damien] Because, don't do this. (laughing) - [Bobby] Why do you regret calling two of your cows Bobby and Hammer? - [Damien] Because it's harder when you sell them. - [Bobby] What, you sold them to another farm as pets? - [Damien] Mm-hmmm. - [Bobby] Or what did you actually sell them, what happened to baby Bobby and ba

by Hammer? - [Damien] Yeah, as pets to another farm, that's where they went. - Now Damien is that the truth, or did you actually sell them to a slaughter house to be made in to burgers and steaks. - That is 100% the truth. - Burgers and steaks? - No, pets to another farm. - So, can we go to this farm and film them for this documentary? - [Damien] Aye, we will maybe see. It's on the other side of the country like. - [Bobby] Don't lie to me Damien, they're dead. - [Damien] I'm not talking about th

is, Bobby. This is not one of the things I'm talking about. - [Bobby] Yeah, so currently you are what, predominantly a beef farmer? - Beef farm, yeah. - There's not many vegetarian, or vegan beef farmers out there. How's that work for you? - Yeah that's a bit weird, people, can't understand why I'm a beef farmer and a vegetarian. - [Bobby] You were brought up a vegetarian? - Yeah, I've always been a vegetarian, but, it was more on my mums side, my mum, I took it on from her like, but, yeah, a be

ef farmer. - [Bobby] That's where you get your ginger hair from as well? - Well a wee bit from both sides, but, yeah, I suppose its both, but, yeah, vegetarian beef farmer, beef farming, it's pretty much a family business, I'm kind of, I'm stuck in it. - [Bobby] You're stuck in it? - Which is why I would like to progress on to like something else, like I said cabins, or maybe even crops, crops would be a good one to go into. We'll move up to the other field as they are away up at the back. - The

y way up the top? - I could call them down but- - Have you got any fields with nothing at the top, it's just like a bare hill? - Just get you calling them down. - Ahh, fuck! - Yeah, don't touch that. - It's and electrified fence, Damo. - I did that about three minutes ago over there. - Is it, aye? - Aye, it is, aye. - Did you get that? (laughing) - Yeah, I got it but I also got electrocuted a few minutes ago. - You could've told me. I was wondering why's that string buzzing, and then it just gav

e me a kick. I can touch it now. - Go Bobby, you do it. - Nah. - Why not? It's not even that bad. - Nah, you're all right. - It's not. - Because you've got rubber boots on. - Do it for the cameras. - Go, Go! Just do it! - It's just a quick wee- - Bing! - Oh yeah okay, aye. (all laughing) I was like nothing there, then oh yeah. - [Damien] You can get it between the shocks. ~- [Damien] Hummon! - [Bobby] Is he taking the piss or is he actually calling them down. - [Damien] Hummon! - [Bobby] Holy sh

it, they're actually coming. - [Andy] What did you expect, he's a proper farmer. - [Bobby] I didn't know you could call cows like. - [Damien] Hummon! (cows mooing) Listen to them shouting at him. - [Damien] Hummon! Hey, hey, hey. - [Bobby] Whoa. There's a big fluffy one. Damo what's that about, the big fluffy one? - [Damien] He's a, I don't know what he is, he's like a cross between a- - Ewok and a cow? - [Damien] An Ewok and a cow, yeah. - [Bobby] You were talking about your mother and father t

here. You've a bit of an interesting history, with some ties to, potentially famous characters in history. - Yeah, potential, potential ties, not, very far out kind of loose potential ties so there is. Yeah so on my, well the story went from when the Seed family came over, I don't know when, a long time ago, from, I think they were originally from England. They came over with one of the Lord Bangors of Castleward, I don't know which one, there have been loads of Lord Bangors, I don't know which

one it was they came over with, but, so they come over and worked with him, I think they were farm workers, they settled with him, here you done so many years then you got a bit of, you got so many acres for every year of work you did, and that's how they got, got enough for a farm. So that was the Seeds, that's where they came from. And then, my mother's side, so she's Oprey, which I though was something to do with, I thought French, it just sounds French, but no apparently, and it's the most i

nteresting side, so apparently it's from the Picts. Like the Picts were here before the Celts, weren't they? So that's where that name comes from, and the loose tie is that they are someway connected to the Wallace clan of Scotland. - [Bobby] William Wallace? - William Wallace yeah, The Wallace clan, so there could be some, I don't know, like I mean very far out, but there could be some connection. And then, interestingly enough though too, which I thought kinda, the William Wallace link. Appare

ntly the Picts they were, not the Picts sorry, the Oprey's, they were one of the first like, recorded names of Ireland, like in books, obviously not the first people there, but the first recorded, and so it was interesting like the wee Irish guy out of "Braveheart", this is my island, this is the Oprey island. (laughing) - [Bobby] Okay. - Yeah I thought that was good. - [Bobby] So Damien the idea is this morning, part of the interview that you do, you are talking about your family history going

back to the Picts and stuff, so I thought it would be nice, you've mentioned it before, the old farm house withal the sort of eclectic old stuff in it that's been abandoned. - [Damien] Yeah, yeah. - [Bobby] Is there anything in there worth, sort of filming it? Can you take us up there and give us a look around it? - [Damien] It's a bit of an old derelict house, it wouldn't be the safest place. - I know, but we won't be in for long. Just go in and have a quick look around and show us some interes

ting stuff lying about in it. - Aye. - It's just it will fit in well with that segment of the interview were you are talking about your family history and that. - Aye, but like the floor boards, the floor boards are coming down, and the ceiling is coming down, I could take some stuff out of it and show you it, but I wouldn't, it wouldn't be the safest place to be. It's falling to bits, Bobby, so it is, just being honest. - Can we, it will just work well like, can we go up and have a look anyway

and see what it's like? Just take us up, I mean how far is it? - It's a hell of a walk, it's a brave dander so it is. - Are you happy taking us up and just giving us a look? - I'll see if I can get into it. - Yeah. - Well, we might not even be able to get into it, that's the thing, the door might not even work. - Trust me, it will work like, yeah? - Right. - Good man. - But not upstairs though, it's sods law, you could fall through it, its fucking stairs are like a couple of hundred years old, c

overed in woodworm, they're just no- - We'll go up and have a look around sure, yeah? - [Damien] Right well I'll show you downstairs. - All right. - All right. You guys good? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's proper good, man. - [Bobby] Watch your step. - [Andy] Yeah, holy shit. - That goes all the way up. - Pretty much. Yeah. - I had to, fuckin' hour. Six it fuckin' feels like now. Trudgin' through that with fuckin' mic. This isn't even a trail where the fuck this place is. Fuckin' hell. Are we nearly

there yet? It's been over an hour. - Yeah, yeah, nearly there. - [Andy] So what is this, is it near a fucking' path? There's no path. Just fuckin' sittin' way up here? - [Bobby] We'll get to a patch eventually. Where we're going, it's been up here for years. (all chattering) - Fuckin' hour and a half going through the back end fuckin' nowhere led by some twat that doesn't fuckin' know where he's going either. You all right there? - Yeah, I'm good, man. - I'm fuckin' dying. - Damien? - Yeah? - [

Hammer] Are you fucking serious, man? How long have we been doing this now? - Hammer, nearly there, come on. - [Andy] Hey, anybody have anything to eat, man? I'm fucking' starving. Like any sweets in their pockets? - Fucking known if we were going for this long, wouldn't we? I was told this would be an hour up the fuckin' road. Shoot what we need to do, get the fuck out of here, and be back home. It's fuckin' ridiculous. Damien, what the fuck? It's been over two fuckin' hours going through there

. You said it would be an hour. - [Bobby] I've had a stone in my shoe for the last- - [Hammer] Oh, fuck off, a wee stone. Jesus Christ, look where we fuckin' are. Said it's a fuckin' hour, make sure it's a fuckin' hour, not two hours going through fuckin' Narnia. Whatever shit this is. - [Damien] It's a nice trip. - Okay. - This is the house. - [Bobby] Very nice, Damien. There's a lock on that door you said? - Hammer? - What? - Fuck sake, Hammer, what? - Fuck off. - Bit of a weird lock so it is,

but you can get in. Security way in here. (laughing) - Is there another door? - No, this is it. - [Andy] It's a wee latch. - Might not be able to get in here. - [Bobby] What about the windows? - Ah for fucks sake, you aren't going in through the windows. Ah shit, hold on a minute. Sorry, I'm just being stupid, there we go. (laughing) Right, watch yourselves in here, this place is coming down. You never know what could happen. - What's up the stairs, Damo? - [Damien] Aww there's just nothing up

there, because it's just too dangerous up there, the place is falling down as you can see. - Is this the actual, um, floor, is it? - Yeah, I wouldn't do that there either. (laughing) - So Damien, tell us a bit about this old house? - Well this would have been the original Seed family home, my great grandfather, grandfather sorry, was born, would have been born here, and my great uncle would have been the last to live here in the '80s. - In the '80s? - Yeah, and since then it's just, junk, we jus

t use it as storage really. - Anything interesting you can show us in here then? - Um, wind turbine. - Wind turbine? - Well, the blades off a wind turbine that I was telling you about. I made them myself. - Did you 3D print them? - No, they are fiberglass. - And you made them? - I made them, yeah. - Okay. - There you go. - What's the cabinet that's sitting in the middle? A record player? - So record or gramophone probably would have been what it was called, I don't know. - And does it still work

? - It does still work. No electric, nothing just- - How's it work then? - Wind up. - That's proper old. - That is proper old, yeah. Wait to you see this. - How old is it? Any idea? - It's 100 years at least I would say by the looks of it. I'll give it a go, will I? - Yeah yeah. - It takes a wee bit of... (upbeat jazz music) There you go. That old classic. - Yeah, don't know what is though. (laughing) ♪ Dance with me in the twilight ♪ ♪ More at night ♪ ♪ That was when ♪ - [Bobby] Is there anythi

ng upstairs? - [Damien] There is nothing upstairs man, like I said it's too dangerous to even put anything up there, so. - [Bobby] What else you got for us in here? What's this? Walk around? - [Damien] Yeah. (Damien laughing) Watch that nothing comes down on top of you. - [Bobby] Is this back door not open? - [Damien] No, that's actually the front door, but that doesn't open. Whoa, here Hammer! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Man, don't go up there, honestly man it's not safe. Come on down. - Is it bad? - Yea

h, here don't do that, man! Honest to god the place could come down at any second. Seriously, dude. Cheers, man. - Okay. This roof isn't going to come down on us is it? - It could come down on us yeah, so, we may get out of here. - [Bobby] So Damien, we are at the top of your hill? - [Damien] Mountain Bobby, yes. (Damien laughs) - [Bobby] So Damien, why do you call it a mountain and not a hill? Because from looks it's a- - A big mountain. - [Bobby] Mediocre sized hill. - Pretty big mountain. Its

above 100 meters. - Okay, which is what, say 500 feet? - 500 feet-ish. - Okay. - So in old Irish, that's a mountain. - So if we lived in old Ireland this would be a mountain. - We do live in Ireland, so, yeah. - Not old Ireland. - But, but- - What's the standard sort of measurement or laws regarding- - International would be 1,000 foot. - 1,000 feet? So twice the height of this would be the smallest mountain on this planet? - International. - Internationally this would be half the height of the

smallest mountain? - It's a mountain, no matter what way you look at it. It's called Castlemahan mountain, in the maps it's called a mountain, over here we have St. Patrick's mountain, St. Patrick's Mountain, and we are bigger than that, but it's a mountain, anyway, it's a mountain. Its got this on it. - What's this? - This is a trig point. - A trig point? - Trig point, so- - It looks, I don't know what it looks like. - It looks weird, doesn't it? - What screws into the top? - What screws into

the top is a theodolite, I think is what you call them, its kind of, what people who are doing surveying, you know like the kind of, now days it's all lasers and stuff, you know the wee thing they have with like the levels on it, you see them looking through, you never seen them doing that? - No. - Anyway, it's like, it's a thing that can take levels, like very accurate kind of levels and stuff like that there, ranges and all that there right- - So that's how they established it's only a hill at

500 feet? - No that's the reason why this is here, because it's a mountain. - [Bobby] Okay, think that gives us enough to- - [Matt] Yeah that was absolutely fantastic- - Nah, I know, that was really just, camera goes on and, just you do what you do, that's plague, Damo. (Damien laughing) - What do you want from me, Bobby? What do you want from me? - Everything, Damo. - Do you need, um, some shots of the he was showing- - I just need, yeah yeah, I want a shot exactly yeah and I'm just going to h

and held that, so. So Damo, the only other thing we need to get then tomorrow is some establishing shots. Matt needs to come up and get some scenery, just so that we can cut in to the interview. - [Damien] Okay, what time you talking? - [Bobby] You don't necessarily need to be here, because nobody is going to be in shot, we just need the, as long as you happy with us just walking around and getting what we need in the morning like? - [Damien] Yeah that's dead on. Well, here it's a bit late now,

it's an hour back, do you want to. - [Hammer] Fucking two hours. - [Damien] Well yeah, do you want to stay over, it's up to yourselves, like there's plenty of room? - [Bobby] Well what do you guys, I mean it would save, it's an hour from his house down through the forest, then back up the road home, then same sort of thing in the morning nice and early. What do, you guys happy staying? - Yeah, I'm happy staying. - Yeah, all right, if it saves time. Thanks for the invite, man. - [Damien] No worri

es, there's plenty of room. I'm happy to have you. - That'll do, thanks, Damo. - Matt, what the fuck are you doing, man? Take that away, will you? It's seven o'clock, Matt! Hold on, what's this? For fuck, Hammer. Hammer's fucked off. - All right, what's happening? Hey, hey, what's happening, are you all right? - Yeah. - Lost in your work? - Hammer's away. - What do you mean Hammer's away? - I got a text from him saying that he had to go last night. Damo gave him a lift down to the village- - Go

fucking where? - And he got a taxi, I don't know, he just said he had to go, some fucking family emergency or something. (sighing) That's all he said, man. - [Matt] Did you notice that um, symbol, in the, in the house yesterday? - [Andy] What do you mean? What house? - In the farmhouse. - You mean that clapped out old fucking farmhouse? - Yeah. - What symbol? What are you talking about? - [Bobby] You know where I've seen that? You know where that is? - [Andy] Where? - That same symbol. - Where?

- [Bobby] Damo's front door. He's got that symbol on his front door. - Right, and? - What do you mean "and"? - And what? Who the fuck gives a, knows what it means? Why are you interested? - See what it is. I can image search it. (Andy sighing) - I don't know. Just to let you know, by the time I came walking into this room, my clock started, that's all I want you to know. - You're getting free coffee, aren't you? (Andy laughing) - I wish I could take the day off and still get paid, but that's all

right sure. - That says it's some sort of Celtic fire symbol. - That's not really out of place, I mean it's dilapidated. - What do you mean? Look at it. - Yeah but like look at the house, there's shit everywhere. - Yeah, but that's fresh looking like. - Fresh. - What? - If there's one thing that Bobby knows it's his fresh symbols. See you're doing this jumping to conclusion thing again. - Right. That Celtic fire symbol to do with some, old Celtic god called Dagda. - Okay, and? - He was amongst

other things there, he was the god of agriculture. - Why am I being informed of this? (both laughing) - It's, it's interesting. - What? - It's interesting. This page has got all those symbols on it like, like that. Mythology.wikia.org. - Oh. - Oh mythology, has to be real then. - No, but it says, hold on a minute, he's described as a warrior god of immense strength, with uncut hair, some accounts state that his hair was red, so he was a ginger god like Damien. Maybe that's why he has it? - Yeah,

he's a fan of another ginger person, yeah. That's fine. - What are you trying to, what are you, what are you putting together here? That Damo worships this motherfucker then? - Where did you get that? - Just puts his symbols up all over the place? Well it's on Damo's land, the symbol. - It's on his door. - This is what you're leading me to believe. You are telling me that this is some sort of fire god right? Some sort of ancient Irish fire god. Where the fuck have I woken up to? (Bobby laughing

) I'm coming in here and within about 10 minutes I'm talking about ancient Irish fire gods, shit written on the wall, smudges on the wall. - It's just strange. - You're fucking strange, that's what's going on. - I like strange things. He had a son called Aed who was god of the underworld. - (laughing) Right. Okay. Maybe this is something for your own time. (Bobby laughing) Because we have work to do, man, and like you know we do have other tenures to do for people. But once again we're doing one

of your passion projects. - Right! Come on and I'll show you it on the front door. - You see, I'm in two minds, now do I go to the front door with you and look at this fucking thing, and it's either going to either shut you up, or its going to, naw, its going to keep you talking about it, that's what it's going to do. So I can't win, so let's go and see the fucking door then. - Right. - Might as well yeah, go on, show me the door with this symbol that's on it? - Did you not see it when we got h

ere? The other day? - I saw a diamond in the door. - Naw, I was too busy hoofing the shit out of the car. What are you talking about? - Come on. See? It's exactly the same as that symbol on the wall. Is it not? Do you find that at all strange? - Um, it's one of those things where, okay, all right, but then it's like at the same time, what I don't know, you know what I mean, doesn't concern me. - What do you mean, what you don't know? - Who cares about this? What the fuck are you talking about? W

ho cares about this? I don't want to know anymore. - Do you not think it would add a nice sort of element to the documentary? If he, you know, if there is like a Celtic mythology side to it, that Damien is obviously interested in. - Then why don't you ask Damo then? - [Bobby] Where is he? - I don't know, but as him the next time you fucking see him then. Just do that, but we've got like- - Anyone seen him this morning? - No. - Is he away already? - I don't know, he's probably, he's a fucking far

mer man, he's probably away up the fields or something, I don't know, but at the same time like, whenever he comes back down go what's the crack with this here? Say we've just noticed this. - We could go back up. - You into pagan stuff or what? - Check out that, check the farm house out today, while we're here. - [Matt] Or what we could do is, stay here like we had originally planned, and review the footage, make sure all of yesterday's- - [Andy] What have you to get today, Matt? - [Matt] Just s

ome establishing shots, you know. - Right, so we can- - We can get them and then go up to the farmhouse to check that out. (dramatic music) What's the, can you hear that? - Yeah, what, hear what? - The record is playing. How did he open this? - Here here here here. Why the fuck are you opening that there? There's, what if, there's somebody in there then. - Who? - [Andy] I don't fucking know, but somebody has started the fucking record player, haven't they? This is fucking breaking and entering.

This is what this is. - That opened all right. - Aye, if you kick it, aye. (upbeat jazz music) Matt, what the fuck are we doing? - [Bobby] Andy, turn that off will you? - [Andy] Here I ain't touching jack shit. You can fucking turn it off, I ain't touching- - Just lift the- - No! I ain't touching nothing! - [Bobby] Man, that is definitely that, um, Celtic fire spirit thing. - [Andy] Right here, well you've seen it, right, now we can go sure. - But it's fresh looking. - And? What the fuck's- - [B

obby] And nothing else in here is fresh looking? - [Andy] What the fuck does it matter is it's fresh looking or it's not fresh looking? You've seen it, lets go. - Do you not want to see upstairs? - Not really no, why? - Because- - [Andy] Who gives a fuck? But like, who gives a shit? - [Bobby] Do you not want to see up there like? - [Andy] No. - [Bobby] You not interested to see what's upstairs? - No, I'm interested in getting the fuck out of here, that what- - Matt, come on. - [Andy] You two fuc

king boys, honestly. Right, here! Here! Do you not remember he said last time Hammer tried walking up the fucking stairs, he goes, don't walk up the stairs because they are fucking not safe. - [Bobby] It'll be fine, man. - Awww, man, aye. - They are solid. - [Matt] Honestly, I'm more concerned about who the fuck's in here. - I know! - [Matt] Do you know what I'm saying? - What if you walk down somewhere and the fucking record player is playing? Obviously somebody put it on. - [Bobby] Can you jus

t check, just- What's in here, what the fuck is this? Guys! - Hold on! Right, it's a room full of shite, that's it. - Yeah? - It's a room full of shit. - [Matt] Okay, and then, what about over. - Go on, light light light. Fucking old bicycle and an old fucking battered bed, that's it. - [Matt] Right. - That's it, let's get the fuck out of here, man. - [Matt] Yeah. - [Bobby] Matt! - [Matt] What? - [Bobby] Bring the camera up, come up to you see this. That symbol. - Why? - That symbol is everywher

e up here and I mean everywhere, like- - [Matt] Right, well, what are we doing, man? Honestly? - Listen, the stairs are fine, honestly, Matt come up and get this. (Matt sighs) - [Andy] Are the fucking stairs fine, Matt? What? What is it? - [Bobby] This is mental. That is on everything like. I mean, this looks... - [Matt] What? It looks what? - Used? - It looks used? Fucking mental, it looks fucking mental, that's what it looks like. Do you know, who the fuck comes in anywhere and draws the same

fucking thing all over a room continuously, who does that shit? Nobody, mental patients, that's who does it. Right, well here like what the fuck more do you want? Lets go, because like fucking, it's on fucking chairs and- - [Matt] Is that Hammer's? - Why the fuck is Hammer's, why the fuck is Hammer's jacket here? - Man this fucking thing is absolutely fucking soaking wet. What's, right dude that's fucking blood. That's fucking, it stinks, its coppery, it's fucking blood, it's fucking blood, so h

ere, see that! Mad symbols drawn all over a fucking room, and a fucking jacket soaked in fucking blood. Let's get the fuck out of here! Yeah? - Nah, you're right like- - Besides, where the fuck is he anyway? This is the fundamental question that you are not fucking asking! - [Bobby] Right come on. You're right, come on. - Oh am I, fuck thanks. - Come on. - Jesus Christ. - Matt, turn that off. - [Andy] Fucking hell hey, be a sound man they said, fucking Jesus. - Are you sure that was blood on tha

t, man? - Aye well, because, because you know, why wha, what do you fucking mistake for blood? What do you mistake for blood? - Man, why would there be blood on Hammer's jacket? Why? - Because it's fucking Hammer's blood and somethings happened to Hammer. - Like what? - Something bad, man. What the fuck do you mean? If you find, if you find somebody's item of clothing with fucking blood on it, what, so are you telling me, right then Sherlock, what the fuck is your, what do you deduce from this?

- It's the symbols that are freaking me out more than Hammer's wet jacket like, to be honest. - What's it wet with though? What's it wet with? Somebody came in with fucking strawberry syrup all over it, and then, and then- - Listen, if you want- - You're worried about some fucking chalk symbols on some fucking, probably some fucking hippies done it during the solstice. - Did it look like hippies had done it during the solstice, I mean- - What, What? - Right, whatever. - Aye it does, the thing ab

out it is, he's your friend and you don't give a fuck! - Man- - He's your friend and you don't care. - He's away, I showed you the text that he sent. He was away home. - So, where does he usually keep his phone, jacket, right somebody kills him, fucking does something, - Kills him? - Who knows? There is blood on his jacket and you don't give a fuck! You're all, who made the symbols and all. You're off on some crusade, motherfucker! - Does anybody know where we are going? - No, you're off on some

personal crusade! - [Bobby] Just out of here to be honest. - I know but- - Whatever, man. - It's grand coming up here during the day- - Whatever hey, your judgment is clouded. - But you can not see two fucking trees in front of you, like I mean, um, what way did we just come from? - I don't know. - Matt, any idea? - [Matt] Ah fuck, let's just keep walking, honestly, let's just keep walking. - Stuck up in a fucking forest with a fucking- - [Matt] Up this way here, try. - [Bobby] Yeah. - [Matt] I

f I'm being honest I got to say I'm probably more concerned about the blood on Hammer's jacket. - Thank, you Matt. - Than the fucking symbols. - [Andy] Thank you Matt, I mean its, its, you know- - [Bobby] Is that a light? Up there? - [Andy] I don't know, but it's bound to be more important than- - [Bobby] Straight in front of us man, watch those trees. - Where the fuck- - Is that a light? - [Bobby] Yeah. Okay. Andy, here, here hold on there. - What? - Well, all right then, go on then, fuck it. I

t's bound to be something, it looks like a parking lot? - Can you pick anything up on that mic actually? - Um. - [Bobby] Come on. It's definitely a light like. - [Andy] Can I just state for the record that I'm concerned about my friend, eh? Running off on some personal witch hunt. Right what? Well keep going, what the fuck? - [Bobby] Matt, are you picking that up? - [Matt] Yeah, um, I mean should we be- - Right just stop a minute. Guys, can you hear that? - [Group] Aed, aed, aed. - What's- - Fir

e, Fire. - [Bobby] What? - [Andy] Shh! - Matt, turn that fucking light off. - [Group] Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed. Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed. Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed. Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed. Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed. - [Bobby] Shh! Matt, come here. Shut the fuck up. Move up. - [Group] Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed. Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed. - [Andy] What the fuck is going on? - [Bobby] What are they doing? - [Andy] I don't fucking know. - [Group] Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed. - [Matt] Let's get the fuck out of he

re. - [Andy] Out where, we've been fucking- - [Bobby] Do you want to stay here? - [Andy] Nah I don't really, but fucking where, where? - [Group] Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed, Aed. - [Bobby] I mean that was, did you see Damien standing there like that? I mean they were all fucking ginger too, man. Have you ever seen as many ginger people in a circle? - [Andy] Not in a circle, naw. I mean- - [Bobby] What do you think they were doing? I mean I'm not keen on going up and asking them to be honest. - [Andy] No,

well, here look, it's Damien's, it's Damien's land, isn't it? It's Damien's business whatever the fuck it is they are doing. - Right, well I mean, Matt- - Why don't you go up and fucking ask him- - [Bobby] Matt, Matt, turn, turn. - [Andy] Why don't you go up and say to him? - Matt, do you want to- - What's the problem? - [Bobby] Half an hour ago you were complaining about Hammer's blood. - Aye. - On a thing. - Aye. - On his, on his jacket. - [Matt] Aye. - [Bobby] With all the fucking symbols. -

Aye. - Right. Damien's obviously leading some sort of fucking ginger cult around that fire doing something? So do you want to put two and two together and go and fucking ask him? - [Matt] He wouldn't do that. - [Bobby] Do you want to go and ask him? - [Matt] Damo wouldn't- - Do you want to go and ask him? - [Matt] Well not really. - [Bobby] Matt, turn, don't turn the light on there, turn, come on down this way and turn the fucking light on so we can see where we are going. - [Matt] Here, hold o

n, so, you reckon it's some sort of ginger cult? - [Bobby] What's it look like to you? Matt? - Don't know. - [Bobby] Chip in for us here will you? What do you think? - I mean, I don't necessarily, you know what, I haven't had time to think about it to be honest with you. I don't know that gingerness is anything to do with it. - At this point I'd rather try and find a way back, rather than go up in the middle of whatever they are doing there. You two boys have been freaking out this whole time li

ke, and I mean, I'm starting to come onto your page. Come on. - [Andy] Well I haven't been freaking out. - [Bobby] You haven't been freaking out? - I've just been wanting to go home because I'm lost and stuff like that, aye I've been freaking out about Hammer, but you've, it's you that's been freaking out, fucking, getting these symbols in your mind and all, every time you close your eyes, the symbols, the symbols and all. - Right do you want to, sh, keep your fucking voice down. Do you want to

go and ask, do you want to go and ask them? Do you want to go and- - Here he could give us a lift out of here. - Right, tell you what. You go and ask him, I'm going this way. - Naw hold on, I'm coming with you two. - Matt, just in case it is a ginger cult. All I'm concerned about is fucking finding Hammer and getting the fuck out of here, right. - Hammer is home, he went home last night. - So you, so you find a jacket with, with blood on it and that's, everything's, everything's fine, Matt, we'r

e going to fucking die, man, he's fucking lost it, I'm tellin' you, we're dead. (Bobby muttering) Hope nothing happens to you, Bobby. - [Bobby] What? - [Andy] I hope nothing happens to you. - What do you mean? - Well fuck, imagine how you would feel if we found a bit of your clothing with blood on it, and we went on like some fucking crusade that had nothing to do with actually tracking you down, how would you feel about that? Aye you're away off on one, on ginger, I mean that is weird, but like

fucking hell, and what, it's just some lads gathered around a fire. - [Bobby] Do you want to go back? - Go back, go back. I don't want to go back. - Tell you what. We'll wait here, you go and have a chat with them, and if you're not back in 10 minutes, we'll fuck off. - Why can't we all go up together? I mean it's just people around the fire? - [Bobby] Aye, it's just people around the fire. - Well what's leading you to believe it's some sort of fucking ginger cult? - Did you not see what that,

we looked that symbol up this morning man, the fire, the fire symbol with the ancient Celtic rituals and, do you, do you not think that's what they're doing? - Okay then. We'll go with that. - We'll wait here and you go and ask them if that's what they're doing. - My point is you have not shown one iota of worry or fucking just for Hammer. - I'm worried that we are lost, and I'm worried that Damien is up there with a bunch of gingers doing whatever the fuck he's doing up there. - Right we'll lea

ve then, but what about Hammer? What are you going to tell his ma? - Listen, I'm pretty sure when we get back Hammer will be in the house, his own house. - Will he have his coat on him? No. Coats covered in blood. Isn't it? - You sure it's Hammer's? - Listen, if- - [Bobby] Are you sure that coats Hammer's? - [Andy] No I'm not, yes I'm 100% sure. - How are you 100% sure? That could have been anyone's jacket man, anyone's. It was, I'll give you that it was similar to Hammer's, but Hammer's not her

e, Hammer's away. - Right then, in some 18th century fucking run down farmhouse, there's a modern jacket, exactly the same as Hammers, and it- - [Bobby] It's similar. - Could be, no it's exactly the same as Hammers! - [Bobby] How do you know? - Because I know Hammer's fucking jacket! Right go on then, let's get the fuck out of here, fuck Hammer, let's just go then. Look at what you have me saying. Poor bastard could be at the bottom of a river, or fucking... - Are you boys just following me or d

o you have a clue where you are actually going here? - [Andy] No you're all come on down this way! - [Matt] You're the one that's ahead of us! - Aye! You're the one that came and went let's go back, farmhouse and all, see what the fire symbol's about and all, now look at this, this all stems with you man. I didn't want to come back. We got the footage we needed and interview Damien done. - [Matt] Bye, mouse, sorry for being in your house. - Dude, its fucking freezing. - What's that? What is that

? - [Andy] What do you mean, what's what? What the fuck you talking about? - That! - That's a fucking person. - [Bobby] It's... Andy! That's Hammer! Hammer! - What do you mean that's fucking Hammer? You told me that he was fucking gone, what do you mean? Hammer, he's dead! Hammer! Hammer, Hammer, Hammer! That's it, I'm going to call the cops, man, I've had enough of this fucking shit. - [Bobby] There's no point Andy, there's no reception. There's someone coming! Listen! - [Andy] We are up a bit

higher, I might get something. - There's somebody coming! - What the fuck's this? Well where the fuck are you going! Bobby! Where the fuck are you going? (Matt breathing heavily) (muttering) Will you show a bit of fucking emotion, Bobby! We just found our fucking mate dead! Honestly! - [Bobby] I know, I'm sorry guys, fuck. (both shouting indistinctly) And you were going to go up and ask Damien earlier! You were going to go up and fucking talk to them! You were going to go and talk to them? (both

shouting indistinctly) (Matt breathing heavily) - Where are you going? - Just over here. - Where the fuck are we? - That's it, that's it. What the fucks this going to do man, just fuckin' running. (all breathing heavily) Just running for the sake of fucking running. You're not fucking- - [Matt] Are you fucking kidding, yeah? - [Andy] Oh really? - [Matt] That will help your out of breathness, yeah. - Anyone got a light? - Why don't you ask Hammer, aww no you can't, cunt's dead! Cunt's dead, Bobb

y! - No, has anyone got a light? - [Matt] Yeah there's a light back in the forest there, we saw a big fucking fire, didn't we? - Yeah why don't you ask Damien! Why don't you ask ginger fire cult Damien if he's got a fucking light! - [Bobby] Man, there's dozens of them, dozens of them! - [Andy] Man, I've been all over the world and seen some crazy ass shit, but like ginger people with torches, man. - [Matt] Is there a reason we are still standing here? - [Andy] I know, fuck this. - [Matt] Come on

! - [Andy] Jesus man, I've never seen so many fuckin' ginger people in all my life. - [Bobby] Man, there were dozens of them. - Hey. - There was only about six of them or something with Damien. - [Andy] Okay, I believe it now, it's a ginger cult now. What do you think is going on? - [Bobby] I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck. (Matt breathing heavily) - Right, this way. - Here, come here. - What, what is it? - Get fucking down. - [Andy] Turn the, turn the fucking light off. - [Bobby] Get in

there, fucking get down. - [Andy] Turn the fucking light off. Turn it off (all whispering indistinctly) - [Bobby] Man, there is fucking two lights, there's one up there. (Matt breathing heavily) - [Matt] Come on. Where the fuck am I? Come on. Where the fuck's my car? Aww, you fuck, ah. (Matt panting heavily) (breathing heavily) (Matt grunting) (Matt breathing heavily) - [Bobby] What way did Matt go? - [Andy] Oh, are you concerned about Matt now are you aye? - [Bobby] Well are you not? - [Andy]

Ah right so, so what did Hammer do to you? - [Bobby] There's dozens of these gingers out here man, I mean how many do you recon there is, honestly? - [Andy] Well I thought, fucking well over 30. - [Bobby] Man, there's no lights over this way, they're all over there. - [Andy] Did you hear them say anything? Did you hear them say anything? Did you? - [Bobby] What do you mean? - [Andy] Did you hear them say fucking anything to you? - [Bobby] They didn't say anything. They didn't. Creepy bastards we

re just fucking, walking about with flambos. - [Andy] Well the thing about it is that, they didn't look like they were, you know. I really don't think, I really don't think, that, that, you know. You know, you saw their eyes. - What? - You saw their eyes. - [Bobby] What do you mean their eyes? - [Andy] You saw their fucking eyes! - [Bobby] What's wrong with their eyes? - [Andy] What do you mean what's wrong with their eyes! - [Bobby] No, I didn't see their fucking eyes! - [Andy] The way they wer

e looking at you. - [Bobby] I do not want to end up like fucking Hammer. - [Andy] Shut up, shh. - What are you talking about? - Their eyes, shut fuck up. - [Bobby] I'm getting the fuck out of here. Come on. - [Andy] Don't put the fucking light on! Here wait. - What? - Wait there. - [Bobby] Man. - [Andy] Listen. (Matt heavily panting) - Okay, okay, okay, it's fine, it's fine. Okay. Okay. (panting) I'm just going to, uh, I'm just going to talk, uh, it will make me feel more, more calm. I just need

to, I just need to chill out, I just need to, focus, okay, okay, if I'm talking, if I'm talking here, it will just, it will help, so okay, okay let's pretend everything, everything's fine. I'm in the middle of a forest, um, it's a bit of an adventure, you know, (laughs) um, I just need to, keep walking and just, you know, I mean, the forest ends at some point, right? Of course it does. I've probably just been running, running round in circles, I just, okay, I'm going to go down, I'm going to go

down this way, and yeah, I guess we'll um, ah fuck me. (Matt panting) Okay, everything's fine, everything's fine. (Matt panting) - [Bobby] Don't suppose you have a compass on you, have you? - No I don't, no, what? No I don't have a fucking compass on me? I can make you a compass. - [Bobby] What you mean you can make me a compass? - Give me a leaf. - A leaf? - And a paper clip. - [Bobby] I don't have a fucking paper clip. Is it not that moss grows on a certain side, and you can tell what way is

north or south or east or west or that? - I think that, um, moss grows on the south side of a tree or something. What? Why? - Well where's- - [Andy] Ah right, are you going to go we should just head fucking north then? - [Bobby] Well, um- - Is that what you're suggesting? - [Bobby] Well what way were we walking? What's that? Andy, Andy they're everywhere, man! Andy. - I know, here shut the fuck up a minute, shut the fuck up. - [Bobby] What do you mean shut the fuck up? - [Andy] I'm going to talk

to them, man, they're just fucking standing there. - Man. - Here, here, look, man, I love fucking ginger people. - [Bobby] What? (Andy screaming) Fuck off! (muffled screaming) (screaming in the distance) (grunting) Get the fuck, get the fuck, get the fuck off me! (distant screaming) - Ah fuck, oh God. (Matt breathing heavily) Hold on, hold on What? What the fuck is that? I can't see. Ah, what the fuck? What the fuck is that? Okay, um, okay, I've found, um, I've found, found a light. Sure, that'

s good, right? That's a good thing? (laughs) Right? Fuck, okay, okay, okay, I'm going to go check it out. It's good, it's a good thing. A light's always, it's always a good sign, right? Fuck, okay, okay, let's go, let's go. Ah fuck, oh shit. (Bobby coughing) (gasping) - What, what, where, man? - What the fuck? (coughing) (mumbling) (Andy coughing) - [Bobby] Could you please let us go, I don't know what the fuck we've done? - Damien! - Please, Damien Please! Damien, what the fuck, man! Please! Ma

n they're not even fucking listening, please! Damien! Man, what the fuck are they going to do? Damo, Damo please man, what the fuck, man? Damo? (grunting) (man speaking foreign language) - [Bobby] What? Damien! - [Damien] Aed. - [Bobby] Damien, what is- (man speaking foreign language) - [Andy] That's fucking, it's fucking blood! - [Bobby] Damien! (Andy crying) - [Andy] Damo! - [Bobby] Andy! - [Andy] What the fuck man, please. - [Bobby] Andy! - [Andy] Please, please. (Andy screams) (Bobby crying)

(man speaking foreign language) (Bobby choking) (man speaking foreign language) (Matt breathing heavily) (Matt breathing heavily) (Matt breathing heavily) (Matt breathing heavily) (Matt screaming) (Matt breathing heavily) - Fuck, keys. Ah, fuck unlock, come on. (Matt breathing heavily) (dramatic orchestral music) Fuck, come on, fuck. (engine rumbling) (Matt grunting) (Matt breathing heavily) Fuck. - (sighing) Some of you have been deceived, for years, by, family members, work colleagues, husban

ds, wives, unaware of what truly lies beneath the surface. How well- (knocking on door) How well can you truly ever know a ginger? - [Officer] Mr. Akerfeldt. - [Matt] Yeah, oh yeah hey, go on in. What can I do for you? - [Officer] I'm here to follow up, I need any copies, or anything you have of the incident. - [Matt] Ah, yeah yeah, that's fine, hey, just wait here, I'll go grab it for you, okay? (light jazz music) ♪ You took my lips ♪ ♪ And sprinkled them with twilight ♪ ♪ Oh what a night ♪ ♪ T

he night when love was born ♪ ♪ You took my eyes ♪ ♪ And thrilled them with a June light ♪ ♪ I blessed the night ♪ ♪ The night when love was born ♪ ♪ The trees discarded us ♪ ♪ Beside a silver stream ♪ ♪ With leaves they covered us ♪ ♪ So we could dream and dream ♪ ♪ You took my heart ♪ ♪ And dipped it in the moonlight ♪ ♪ That wondrous night ♪ ♪ The night when love was born ♪