Tony, blast refraction. My god, that's impressive.
Hey, helmet guy. Grenade refraction. Sorry. Sorry. It just happened
Iron Man that did their thing. I got kind of jealous and...
You are not going to be okay. I, Thanos, am your new lord and master.
With this mind stone, you are my. Doctor Strange. 24 hours ago... Cable? Hey, man out of time.
What are you doing here? We haven't seen him since our run
in the comics together. I love reunion. Wade, I need you to
listen closely. I've time traveled fr
om the future to
bring you a dire warning about. Oh god, here he goes again.
He's not here 10 seconds before he starts boring us with his
dire warning from the future **** Sinister has knocked out
the X-Men. I broadcastly may want to pay attention. This
could explain a critical plot point. The survival of Earth
entirely depends on. Which all hinges on you, Wade. Now,
here's the critical part. It's so boring... Damn it, Wade. Man, did that hurt? So, we give
Cable a slip. Looks like he left a note
. What does it say?
Idiot, meet me at the Norland of the Cities. If you don't
arrive within 1 hour, you'll miss the incredibly large
breasted naked woman who claims to be your biggest fan. Don't
fuff at that one again. Okay, but what if Cable means it this
time? We can't take that chance. Large breasted naked
fan lady. We're on our way. Low behold. Number one fangirl is
Oh. I'd ask what that was about but
I don't want to know. Time is short. We need to get you to
Magneto's old Citadel across the
island. Don't even bother
with that security tower. Sinister is up there
broadcasting his. Whoa whoa whoa. Hold up. Mister Sinister
is up there? As in the **** who killed that other A hole who
was my contract? One side, Summers. I got me some business
to finish. Damn it, Wade. Stop. We don't have time to mess with
the security towers. Alright, sinister. Time to pay
the pan. What the hell happened to you? That looks very
uncomfortable. You. Deadpool, you repulsive putrid mutate.
Destroying this
tower will do nothing to stop my plans to
instill genetic perfection upon this world. Nothing you do will
stop my master plans. Wait, wait, wait. Are you stuck in
there? No. That that would be ridiculous. Oh, so then you
would mind if I played with this. Wait, what do you do with
Nobu? Don't touch that? I don't know about you but. Winner. The finger. Modern product. Take it. What does this one do? Oh, danger time. Hey, Summers. Was that the big
problem you needed help with? Because I just took c
are of it.
Like a boss? Wade, that wasn't. Seriously, roll credits. We're
done here. That wasn't Sinister. That was a clone.
Damn, Summers. What you have for breakfast? Smells like
tacos. You like tacos, Wade? No, you know, I know this hot
taco lady, Samantha? Oh, she makes the best. Wade, what if
you could never eat one of Samantha's tacos ever again?
What you talking about, Summers? Mister Sinister is
going to kill Samantha. Destroy all her tacos and everyone else
on this planet unless you sto
p him. **** just got real.
Indeed. So, we're going back-to-back train style on
this one? Uh no, I can't stay. I'm fighting my own battles in
the future. All of which hinge on what you do here and now. Anyway, the real Mr. Sinister
is hold up on Magneto's old Citadel on the far side of the
island. Easily a day's walk so we better. **** walking. Get
ready for plan awesome. What the? Yes, sinister. All my
satellites are in place. Ready for your broadcasts. Excellent.
You are no longer in use to me.
Filthy **** There goes our contract
money. Wait, wait, wait. Is that how the script goes? Yeah,
time to have a little chat with Sinister. Hey there, Captain
Douche. You know, I don't appreciate you killing my
target before I could. Now, I need to collect from your sorry
**** Should I be in What the over chances. I can't believe
we used to date her. I can dump her. She's hot. Not as hot as
Silock though. Were you even paying attention? Wolverine,
Rogue? Hey, you're here too? Try reading the stri
ps. Like
the girl said, we gotta go to Genosha if we're going to stop
Mr. Sinister from. Wait, Genosha the island? Hey, we'll
have to fly there. Are we taking the Blackbird? Oh, I
always wanted to fly the Blackbird. No goddamn way. I
have watched you, Victor Vom Doom. I know what you're
planning and it cannot be allowed. Humanity is at an
important crossroads. The future of your species is at
stake. So today, I have broken my watcher's vow to never
interfere with the course of humanity. I am her
e to stop
you. I have so little respect for
those who do not know their place. You do not know the
power you abuse and you do not seem to know how to be The power of the cube is mine
to control. You are a fool to come here. You have noone to
blame but yourself. Please, no human can hold such
power. You're wrong. One can Hydra Mystic in the warehouse.
No candles. Whatever Hydra's looking for, it seems they have
yet to find it. Just don't let them find you. You the new guy? Huh, sorry.
The new ful
ly customizable, heroically, upgradable monster
masher. Wise cracking anti-hero, Merc, very
occasional hero. Whatever. I'm adaptable. Spin me off. It's a
big franchise. Stop talking. Are you here for the statue
too? What statue? The one my very mysterious and very scary
client from somewhere in very Eastern Europe wants me to
steal back from the guy who stole it from him. It's the
circle of crime. That one? Well, Jimmy, my freaking
Chagas. Yeah. That one. Heads up and pants down, ladies and
gent
s. This is a robbery. I'm sorry. Have we met? Aren't you
sloth? No, no, Sylvia. Cindy? Please kill him. Sin, that's
it. Of course, Sin. Granddaughter of Redhead. I
mean Skull. I mean Scout. Whatever. No. Step away from the artifact.
Click. Did you just say click? Yes, I did for emphasis. Now,
hand over the statue. Fool. Do you know what? Monologue-free
zone here. It's in my contract. Sorry. Now, respect the click
and hand over the. Big click energy. I like it. Wanna help
me kill some Nazis? Hydr
a aren't Nazis. That potato
frittata. But they have outlives their usefulness to
me. See, I had your back. Right.
Where is sin in the statue? Hmm, the level designer says
she went that way. Why betray her own people?
Maybe she appreciates a plot twist. You first. Is this a Moman thing? Please
let this be a Moman thing. Cuz you know I'm the biggest
Moman fan. Without that statue, not even a
sparkly hole can cheer me up. Is this about your very scary
client again? When he finds out how royally I b
otch this
mission or worse, when he finds me, I'll be Deader pulled?
There it is. You go, new guy and by that, I still obviously
mean the new fully customizable. Come back with us
to the Abbey. No. The magical wards will protect you. No.
Hell no. You can hide there. Help us track down sin. No. No.
Fight off the vampire infestation. If you insist.
Look, Mara, I'm going to be DLC. Oh, when are we going to slay
some vamps? We aren't going anywhere. This is a solo job.
Uh, you know how boring solo j
obping by yourself is. Come
on. No way. You're too distracting. I need to be
focused out there. This could be a great bonding experience
for us. We could touch stakes. Wait, you should bring
Deadpool. Ha, see? Let me go put on my vampire hunting
undies. Thanks a lot, Hunter. I had to
learn to work with you. So should he. But you aren't
Deadpool. I've got something. No, don't
tell me. You they dead cat wrapped in cabbage? Huh. What?
What? What is that? That is a hemalist. The face not even a
shem
alist could love. If that is a face, because maybe that's
it's Okay. Definitely not the face.
It's a vampire egg sack which means now we're on the lookout
for. Vampire bacon sack? Huh? Get it? What do we have? A full
infestation. If we're lucky. Then I suggest you eliminate
the threat before the vampires can get any stronger. On it. Or
we pop that sucker like a giant zip. Yeah, I know. Your idea is
great too. Easy enough. All good. The
healing factor will fix me up. You do know I have a healing
factor, right? Well done, you two. What the? I'll come with
or should I just stay? Right. Okay, good talk. Something's wrong. Something's
changed. Nope, don't tell me. Don't tell me. I'm going to go
with new benches. Vampires attacking civilians in plain
sight. That's not vampire protocol. Okay. Yep, no, it's
really not. Do you think anyone would notice if I just left you
here? They'll know. Okay, okay. You want answers? I'll call my
client. Not here, back home. Where we're safe from client
bots
. You mean my home? The Abbey, which is absolutely 100%
not your home? Make the call. Look, it's late in Lavaria now.
Does that whole time zone thing and my client is a physician?
You know, working those long physician hours? Oh, what?
Sweetest guy but he's a real bear when he's grumpy. It
wasn't that bad. Are you serious? It was awful. Quit
being a pussycat. No one got hurt. No one got hurt yet. I
don't care what you doing your off time but when we're out on
missions, you don't jeopardize the t
eam. Got it? It's cute
when you set up boundaries. I'm serious. You pull any of that
**** that might put us in danger and it's over for you.
End of discussion. Thanks for the save there. I
thought Blade was going to stab me again. Are you alright?
Alright is subjective but I'm still breathing. I was hoping
the two of you would not fight. I can play nice all day when
we're out there kicking bad guy booty but asking me to make
friends? Barf? I'm simply asking you to be nice. It is
not that difficu
lt. Hmm, going to stop you right there.
These are my coworkers, not friends. I do not understand
the distinction. When we go out on missions, that's our job.
We're all playing for the same team. But asking me to get a
drink after? That's what friends do. I'd rather pluck my
eyes out with a rusty fork. I don't care if people don't like
me. Can't blame them. It's hard being the most skilled,
attractive, funniest, and humble person here. They could
start an I hate Deadpool Club. I'm already a found
ing member
but for twenty they could join. You're only here for a short
time. At least make the most of it. Ah, like a true choose your
own adventure. Gotta dump all my points to charisma. I am
being serious. And it was very cute. I listened, alright? Are
you and Blade going to be okay? I'm not going to lose any sleep
over our Squabble but I can't speak for him. Just try not to
anger him for me. You missed your opportunity to make me
pinky promise. What happens if you break that kind of promise?
You cut off my pinky. Don't worry, it'll grow back. Hunter,
just in time for the meeting of weirdos. Does you, me, and a
unicorn if we can find a third. Hope the rest of your fan club
won't mind. What makes me weird? I forgot. You aren't as
self-aware as I am. You talk like you're an ancient
artifact. You're older than the geezers who created us and
you've got some deep-rooted mommy issues. Should I keep
going? I charge by the hour. I am honored. Be among weirdos.
You say that now but wait unti
l your friends see what spending
more time with me does to you. You make it sounds dangerous.
Ah, I know. Isn't it great? Are you not concerned about fitting
in? What is this high school? Are you scared to get a swirly
at the bathroom? I do not know what a swirly is. Oh, don't
worry. I'll show you later. Besides, I'm more interested in
your answer. Fitting in, yay or nay. There is nothing wrong
with wanting to fit in. Not to sound like your guidance
counselor but it's also boring. The Midnight S
uns are all
distinguished and strong in their own way. I would like to
be the same. Uh Oh, you're serious. Well, at least you
know what you want. Listen, all I'm saying is that I'm not the
only one who likes your whole stick. So, keep it up. These vampires are getting out
of control and it's all Deadpool's fault. Blah, blah,
judgy judge. Don't be so harsh on him, Sarah. He's super brave
and super awesome and super handsome. Thou saveth my behind
from foul beasts. Thou shalt henceforth have my un
dying
devotion. Ah, Shugs, really tickles the cockles of my
heart. We won't judge you. I don't even care that you're.
Working for Doctor Doom? On my honor, in accordance with the
mercenary code, I can neither confirm nor deny the identity
of my client. You, I, At least tell us what this unidentified
physician client hired you to find. On my honor, in keeping
with, no wait, I can answer that one. A little something
called the Magma Manna. Magna Carrigo. That's it. You mean
the vampire holy grail.
Is it really that bad? The ancient
relic my blood sucking cousins believe will cure them of every
weakness, sunlight, silver, garlic breath. Finding it
wouldn't be melodramatic. It would be cataclysmic. Unless
you happen to be a vampire and have you found it? This close.
Tracked it to some backwards country full of mud, goats, and
potatoes. Transia, like that's a thing. Transia. Why does it
always have to be Transia? Mud? Goats? The Abbey is from
Transia. So is one of the midnight sons. Love Tr
ansia.
Love it. What's better than mud wrestling? Except goat
wrestling, huh? And huge fan of Tater Totsy. Stop talking. We
have a relicant. And I have the coordinates. Straight from my
client's mouth. If he has one behind all that, duh. Never
mind. An old abandoned castle? If
that doesn't scream Mambo Cerebro, I don't know what
does. First rule of relic hunting, an old abandoned
castle is a we have hydro vampires up ahead
acknowledged. Do you think the vampires joined Hydra or was it
the other
way around? Oh, which reminds me. Dear Hydrabob, are
you a vampire? Love Deadpool. Proceed with caution. No time
to dilly dally. Well, guess what everybody? Though come to my family home.
Destroyed by your allies as they tried in vain to destroy
my grandfather. And that would be red skull I gathered? From
the, you know, redness of the skull behind you? On our left,
careful. And you be careful. Please, it's been a rough
couple years and I love you for who you are. A great man, my
grandfather. A b
rilliant man. I worshiped him once. Just once?
Must not have been that great. More to our right. But at last,
I have a new master, a worthy one, and when the ritual is
complete and the Magnacore ego is awakened, we Rude. Oh, is that my bad? Hold
that thought. Good. Hydrobob's not a vampire. What were you
saying about the Mango Gazebo? Enough blasphemy. End them now. Arrogance mortals. A Magnacore
ego is eternal. It's darkness shall spread across the land
until the world is cloaked in endless nig
ht. Blah, blah,
blah. I'm evil. I'll use it. Something, something for you.
Domination. Blah, blah, going to destroy you. Now, prepare
yourself. Something, something, something. Bare screw it. You
shall bear witness to the ascensional. Quick. What? Hi You're a monster. That's a
little on the nose, don't you think? Cindy? Cindy Smart cannot. He's good
for the whole Longaroos. Caretaker, are you tracking
this? Affirmative. Hold on. We're getting you out of there.
Farewell, my friend. Yeah, okay. Ab
out that. Quick
queue. Seeing as I just destroyed Doc, the my
unidentified physician client's vampire with a Y. Holy grail.
Is it cool if I crash with you for a while? Friend? I don't
think. A while? No. Not forever? No. No. 20, 30 years,
Tom. No. Do not fret. The Magna Corrigo
was not crucial to my ascension. Dries, my child. We
must prepare for the endless night. Yes, master. Well,
everything is out in the open now. I'm fully exposed. Are you
not worried about any repercussions from this docto
r
of doom? If I think about it too hard, yes, but lucky for
me, this dome piece is empty. There's so much free real
estate up here. How did you even get involved with him in
the first place? Uh haven't you listened to anything I've said?
Money. You knew he was dangerous. Was the job worth
it? Yeah, you can't make an omelette without strangling a
few chickens. Besides, fumbling the bag led me to you. A
win-win situation if you ask me. So long as you are happy
with the outcome. Oh, I'm putting Mer
c stuff on the back
burner. No freelancing. Just going to work Pro Bono for the
Midnight Suns. Did you know Pro Bono doesn't mean what I
thought it did? I cannot speak for the rest of the team but it
will be nice to have the extra help. Iho my heroics with the
Magna Carrigo back there bought me brownie points with the
goody two shoes around here. I did not anticipate you
destroying the Magna Carrigo. What? Mister questionable
morals can't have a change of heart. I am pleasantly
surprised. I choo
se to take that as a compliment. So, what
is next for Deadpool? I've got an exclusive contract with the
Midnight Suns. I've always considered you part of the
team. The more murder hands, the merrier. Now, if you'll
excuse me, I'm going to go make my presence known. How will you
be doing that? Fireworks, balloons, gunshots, the euge. Pool, it's Logan. Got your
message and for the last time, no. You cannot take our
blackbird out for a joy ride. Stop calling about it. Hey,
Deadpool. It's Domino. So
, I got another contract for you if
you're interested. The coin is good so just let me know. Oh
and regarding that other thing you've texted me about, I I
can't. I I mean it was just supposed to be said one time
and I anyway, just call me. It's Peter Dela Penna from High
Moon Studios. You know, the guy you kept calling dickhead when
you corner me in the parking lot the other night? Anyway,
looked over your proposal. Not going to pretend I understand
any of it but the answer is no. We're going to
pass on your big
game idea. What? He said no. That was our chance to be in
our own video game. Maybe we shouldn't have written the
proposal in Crayon. Relax. You know he's going to call back.
Oh yeah. Because of the. Deadpool. Hey, Peter. You know,
dickhead. Remember when I called you earlier and told you
no? I'm such a joker because I meant yes, of course. The new
proposal you sent over this morning went off with a big
bang in the office today. Genius. Just genius. So, sum it
up, congratulatio
ns. Let's make a video game. See, once again,
our explosive personality wins the day. High five. No high
fives were voices in our head. I've got my top designer
banging away on a script right now. Soon as it's ready, we'll
send it right over. Rohi is messed up. She needs to
absorb our healing factor through skin contact. Rogue,
there's no time to explain but we gotta suck face like there's
no tomorrow. I'll be gentle little darling. Yay. Holy ****
Is that even legal? Rogue, baby. You're sucking
too much
of my. My. Now, that's what I call a kiss, sugar. Holy ****
We're in her head now. The girls are as farmers ever.
Ma'am. Don't worry, Rogue. We'll save
you. Mister Snuckhams? What are you? Hey, babe. Good to see you.
Hmm, it's been a long time, darling. What am I doing here?
What are you doing here? Why are we dancing? Hmm, you've
bled out, my love and now we're together. As always, our time
is short. I need you to do something for me. Just name it,
Sugar Skull. Mister Sinister is exumi
ng mutant corpses and
harvesting their DNA. Ooh, sounds heavy. The spirits of
those mutants still linger here yearning to stop him. I cannot
them. You want me to free their souls, my bony muffin? Yeah, I
got this, babe. Deadpool. Yes, my bony bride. Pull yourself
together. What is this strange new world death has presented
us with? Duh, it's Genosha. We're back on the surface. Ah,
I love it. It's very French. Focus. We should get to. Oh my
god. What's that over there? I smell cheap hot sauce.
De
adpool, I know you're around here. It's you. What were you
doing over there? Just a little surprise for our player. What?
Whatever. We gotta move. We need everybody on this one if
we're going to stop Sinister. That means you too. Yeah. Duh.
It's my game. Game. This is serious. You quit scratching
your **** Bob and get into the fight. He said **** Bob. That? He did. I didn't sign up for this. What a bunch of jumps. What
the? Enough. Ted Pool, you are a
repugnant. Revolting. Disgusting abomination
. With no
place in this world. Well, here we are. The moment of truth.
Can you believe it? You know, I wasn't sure how you do but
gotta say, you crushed it. Well, we crushed it. We make an
amazing team. Nearly brings us to tears. We should do this
more often. We thought it'd be better for the game if we did
it this way, you know, giving you the glory after we did all
the work. Just push your button to execute our super awesome,
amazing plan. Wait, that was the real
sinister, right? We're ready f
or you Doctor
Michaels. Is that the devil's breath? It's called GR
twenty-seven not. Just be careful. In the wrong hands,
this could. Don't worry, we're the best in the world. I feel
better already. Code 3 81. Package is on the move. This way, Doctor Michaels. What the hell is that? Secure the package. Ugh. Welcome aboard, doctor. Get off me. We got this. Yeah,
sure you do. He is coming. He is coming and
he will destroy all sinners. Lee, hand it over. Right fluid. What's your
status? Have you ap
prehended Lee? Working on it. Don't you? I'll take this. What are you doing to me?
Giving you a new perspective. Are you okay? Did they take it?
Yes. How worried should I be? Very. You're a popular guy. Where is the serum? I'm gone.
To destroy you. So-called superhero. You think you save
people but you just make it worse. This is your fault. My
fault. He was under your protection. Do you really need
two of those? Stop. We need to brief Mister
Osborne now. I'll go with her. Thank you. I'll rememb
er this. And in turn, leaves our oceans
and rivers cleaner than when man first walked the earth. Mister Lee, This will be easier
for everyone if you remain calm and do as I say. Police, over
here. No. Amor. Mayor Osborne's office. I would
like to speak to Mayor Osborne. Who's calling? The man he is
looking for. What do you want? I want you at Grand Central
Terminal in 30 minutes. By yourself. There'll be more
blood on your hands. They're not going to take me
without a fight. Wait. What are you d
oing? Let's
all just relax. Listen, I'm a reporter. I have a direct line
to Mayor Osborne. I can help make sure he arrives on time.
How? First, let him go. Sir Jesus. They're coming. Jump over the
railing. Get to cover. You still got
that tablet? Yeah. Okay, I got this. Come on. Almost there. I
did it. Good job. Now, let's get you out of here. How about
the devil's breath? I'll come back for it. No, we're
partners, remember? Can we argue later? If we don't help
those people, they could die. So c
ould you. I can't let that
happen. No. No. I got myself into this. I'm getting myself
out. What do you mean you got yourself into this? Gotta get past him. I'm ready.
Do it. Start the timer. At least
getting away. His escape plan is to use the train. Can't let
him get away. Finally. Sorry, I'm late. It's kind of my
thing. Why are you doing this? Paying
off an old debt. Better keep my distance for
now. That didn't work. Better wait
for an opening. He's hurt. Looks like he's getting tired. Time to
get close and finish
this. You're sick. Let me help you, Martin. Oh. I don't want to hurt you.
Nothing can hurt me. Not anymore. No breaks? No problem. That totally worked last time.
Yuri, they still doing construction on 42nd first?
Street's closed for another month. Why? Next stop, prison. Go back to the lab. This is Mary Jane Watson.
Please leave a detailed message and I'll get back to you as
soon as I can. Uh hey, it's me. Let me know when you want to
talk. Hello? Parker. Just in time to
ce
lebrate. Celebrate? Wait. Where are the arms? Oh, wow. So
cool. How did you? Entracranial neural network.
Neurotransmission speeds under one nanosecond. Faster than
signals travel inside the brain. Never mind to an
external prosthesis. We did it, Peter. No one can take this
away from us. Amazing, right? And your work on the neural web
was the key. But we haven't even tested it yet. There's so
much we don't know. It works beautifully. Uh come on, take a
look. Doctor? Doctor, I found a potential
p
roblem. Everything has problems to be McCarthy but
fortune favors the bull. It's time to show the world
what we've done. Otto, the neural web isn't isolating your
motor neurons. It could be affecting other parts of your
brain, your your inhibitions, your mood. I just think we need
some more. Is that enough? For the first time in my life. I
don't feel like a failure. I feel like maybe. Otto, you're
not a failure. But this could permanently damage your mind,
please. Right. Don't worry. We're close
. I'll
keep at it. Work out some bugs. Go. Go. You sure you're okay?
Yes. Thank you, Peter. For everything. To you live Grand Central
Terminal where Mayor Osborne is about to address the media.
Harden Lee is now behind bars. When I make a promise to this
city, I keep it. The people of New York will soon make a
decision that could change the course of this city forever. So
when you're casting your vote, remember what I've done. All
safer now than we have ever been. Liar. You have no idea what you
're in
for. The devil's breath is gone but
we got even bigger problems. Rikers? We have to hurry. Hop
on. What happened? It was a coordinated attack. Must have
been planned from the outside. Every cell block is breached.
We're minutes away from every prisoner and Rikers walking
right up fifth Avenue. What about the raft? It should be
okay. It's a supermax facility. Better security and a separate
power grid. Good. What about the devil's breath? Sable's
handling it. Do you trust them? Do I have a
choice? Uh-oh. Should've worn your seat belt. They're coming. Where is
everybody? They're attacking my car. License and registration
please. Okay, looks like things are
somewhat under control. I thought you said the raft was
secure. It was. Let's go. Maybe it's not as bad as it looks.
Love the optimism but in my experience, when it looks bad,
it's usually worse. Look out. Ha. I'm flipping. Gotcha. You okay? Yeah. Welcome to the
party. Just in time for the fireworks. Looks like we made parole,
bo
ys. Electro, why is he letting everyone out? I'll head
for the main control center and see how bad the situation is.
Got it. I'll go join the party. Initiate Oh, hi, Rhino. Hope you like
surprise spider. Hey, what's your status? Me? Just trapped
in a prison with every criminal I put away in the last This is
too good to be true. Scorpion, can you hold on a minute? I was
in the middle of a phone call and it was business. Come on, Spider-Man. I thought
this was a chase. Gotcha. Vulture. Long time n
o see.
We're going to have so much fun. Sorry, no time to talk. Ugh. How do you like my new suit?
Dashing. Where'd you get it? It's an exclusive club. He fed not to kill him. Good
idea. In fact, we don't have to do this at all if you don't
want to. He definitely wants. Ah. They're octavious. First and
final warning. Stay out of our way. Each of you has a job to do.
Your debts will be repaid when we're done. Go. Serious. All these years. All these are
lies. It's over, Norman. Time to give them th
e truth. With a daily vehicle special
report on the bioterror attack. As of this hour, the number of
effective can you pass us? Sure. But they
are working around the clock on a cure for this deadly disease.
The city wide quarantine is being heavily enforced by Sable
International who maintain tight security over all transit
points. Throughout the city, police and Sable agents
continue to battle with Rikers and raft escapees. Me
Meanwhile, Mayor Osborne has gone on record blaming
Spiderman for th
e prison break and citywide sickness and
branding him a fugitive but he has yet to provide evidence and
many believe the mayor is just deflecting blame since an
exclusive report by the Bugle revealed that this disease
originated in a secret unregulated Oscorp laboratory
here in Manhattan. Mayor Osborne insists that Oscorp
turn it off. NDC on an anti-serum but has not provided
any further evidence to support this claim. Doctor Octavius, why? How did I
let this happen? Just got a call from the hos
pital. They
said you went Awol. Need to get back to work. The doctor said
you still have 14 broken bones. Which means I have a hundred
and 9-two non-broken ones. Thanks for taking care of me by
the way. The hard part was keeping you hidden from Sables.
They branded you a priority target, you know. I humbly
accept the honor. What is happening to our city, Yuri? I
don't know. Feels like the end of the world. Maybe a S. This isn't good. Transformers
are charging the building, trapping the police in
side. Police are free but demons
aren't backing down. Need to lend a hand. Come on. Come on. You alright? Peter, fire and rescue's on the
way. I found a fire escape that'll get me. MJ, stay back.
I don't want to have to rescue you too. Peter, don't be crazy.
Wait for help. We're over here. I got you. Hang on. Go. Batman,
you alright? Get to the window. It's too far. Hold on. Brace yourselves. Come on, you stupid piece of.
Come on, Mae. I've got you. Oh my god. Go. Go. Miles, come on. No. We've g
ot you. We've got you. Uh just in my apartment right
over there. Second floor. And I heard some I just heard a loud
noise. Is May okay? Everyone is safe. Mj, if it weren't for you
and Miles, I would have been. As dead as I would have been
the last eight and a half thousand times you saved me.
Pretty sure I still owe you a few. That's smart. Hey, I'm sorry I screwed things up. Hard being the one who always
gets saved, you know. Sometimes, I want to do the
saving. I'm sorry, I made you feel like y
ou couldn't. Still
partners? Hey, so I didn't know if you wanted sparkling or or
flat or spring or mountain spring. So, I got one of each.
Am I interrupting? No. Um MJ, miss Watson and I were just
talking strategy. Strategy. That's right. The city is in
danger. It needs our help. All of our help. Alright, we'll
call the play coach. Okay. Divide and conquer. Miss
Watson, we need an anti-serm for devil's breath. Oscorp's
developing something but there's no way they can keep it
safe from Octavious
and Lee. We need to find the cure and
protect it. I'll chase down some leads. You need to be my
eyes and ears at feast. Anything goes wrong, call me.
We need to keep that place and the people there safe. Alright,
you got it. What are you going to do? Gang, a costume
nut jobs is taking the city apart piece by piece. Time I
return the favor. Hey, wait. Um How do I call you? I mean, you
have like a cellphone in your in your pockets or something?
Miss Watson can give you my number. Good luck, team.
Do you have his number? Are you
Spider-Man's girlfriend? That'll be so cool. Come on,
Sherlock. Show me what you got in this waters mortgage board.
This is it. Hello, Spiderman. We've never been properly
introduced. I'm Otto Octavius. There is no Icarus, is there?
No. Martin needs no assistance to secure the anti-Serum.
Icarus was a ruse to get you into position. Into position? Need a list. So refreshing to
work for a man like Octavius. Backup plans for his backup
plans. Mj, hey. Keith, are you
okay? What's happening?
Traffic's rough. Listen, Lee's coming for the anti-Serum. We
need to find Oscorp's Devil's Breath Lab before he does. On
it right now. If there's a record of the lab, I'll find
it. That's great. Okay. Talk soon, MJ. Trap failed? Softened him up.
Time for plan B. Ugh. Uh huh. One down, one to go. What's happening? Electro's
been grounded. Spiderman, I presume. If you really cared
about this city, you'd be helping me expose Osborne for
the criminal he is. By killing innocen
t people? I would have
restored the power. You're sick. You need help. I have all
the help I need and we will not stop until Norman gets what he
deserves. I hate it when they team up. I
just need to catch my breath. Pete, I'm working on a story
you might be interested in. The Oscorp expose? New one. It's
about the Maggia crime families. The mob? I thought
they went out with swing dances, both times. They were
in decline but with Fisk and the Demons gone, La Cosa Nostra
is making a comeback. I lo
ve it when you talk dirty. Easy,
Tiger. So, you know the fast rate of the Maggia last month?
Sure. Well, one of the dawns had this lost masterpiece
painting called the Maria and now their display it over at
Manhattan Mocha. And? And I have a source who says one of
the families is planning to steal it back tonight. Sounds
like there's more to it than just art appreciation. Go swing
by the museum. Mj, looks like your source was
right. There's a small army of goons trying to break in. Stay
on the l
ine while I take a closer look. Just be careful.
If those guys are Maggia, they play for keeps. Hurry up. Come
on. Boss wants that painting. We should have been in and out
by now. You want to try? Be my guest. Sheesh. Some people do
anything to avoid paying full-price admission. Nap time.
Broad keeps texting me. These guys have to learn to
appreciate our during business hours. Time for a little demonstration
of the fine art of subduing criminals. Nothing compared to
what the apostles do to you.
I know some of these guys.
That's Frederico Frazzli and Sal Patrillo. Those guys are
part of Hammerhead's crime family, right? Why would he
want the Maria? It doesn't seem like his thing. I'm going to
look around. Make sure noone got in a different way. I'll
let you know if I find anything. Hey, what is that?
Mj, someone cut a hole in a skylight. I'm going to check it
out. So while Hammerhead's guys were trying to break in the
front, someone else looked into the roof? Looks that way. No
sign of
anyone. At a Shouldn't there be guards here at night?
Yeah. Maybe check the security booth near the entrance. There
should be cameras there too. They would have seen whoever
broke in. The security boost secure. I
need a palm print to get in. Any clue about what happened to
the guards will be inside. Is there a way to override the
lock? Not without a guard's hand. Actually, their hand
print. If you can't find the guards, maybe you can lift
prints from the things they touched. Oh, yeah. Good idea.
Always happy to lend a hand. Got a handprint. Well, a part
of one. Looks like I'll need more. Weird. It's like the
guards just vanished. Another one. Cool. Trained
guards wouldn't leave their stuff around like this unless
they didn't leave voluntarily. Nope, I don't get it. There
must be a print on here somewhere. Okay, I should have enough
partials to reconstruct a handprint. We're in. Nice. What do you
see? They're alive. Looks like they were tranquilized. No
signs of a struggle. Definitely n
ot Hammerhead style. So if not
Hammerhead, who Is there a camera feed? Let me check.
Someone switched off camera five. Well, that's suspicious.
Let me turn it back on and see what they didn't want anyone
looking at. It's pointing at one of the paintings in the
exhibit. That has to be the Maria. And noone stolen it yet.
I need to see this up close. Figure out what's so special
about it. The Maria is a brilliant
example of modern pastoral impressionism. The saga of its
repeated theft and recovery
are almost as intriguing as the
artwork itself. Looks like a pretty normal painting to me.
It is. There's way more valuable stuff in that museum.
So, why is the Majia so worked up about this painting? Hang
on, MJ. Someone's coming. Keep an eye out. Spiderman
could still be here. Oh, damn it. Gotta lock behind
security glass. Hey, tell Frank we're going to need to break
out the big guns. Mj, Hammerhead's guys called in
reinforcements. They haven't spotted me yet. Good. Try to
keep it that way. Sp
iderman's around. This goes
south. I'm home. Nothing's getting to that
safety glass. I don't like this. Jobs will be
here soon. Well, we got a job to do before they show up so
let's do it. I'm on my third Cops will be here any minute.
The hell with this. Grab what you can and run. Great. Now,
they're looting the other art. Gotta stop them before they
make it out. They'll be cleaning you off the walls when
I. There's only one way out of here. The way they came in. You got a death wish, huh? Gotta
get to the exit and cut
them off. Next time, try the gift chop. Yeah. Don't let him pick up anymore
of us. I'm going to see Keep him distracted. I'm almost
to the exit. Yeah, he's getting away. How about as a consolation
prize, I send you a poster of that piece for your prison
cell. So, there's the exit. I just
gotta get out. They're trying to steal that art. Cheer up.
Maybe they'll have art classes in prison. This one's coming
home with me. Keep him distracted. I'm almost
to the engine. Got it
. Boss wants his head. How'd he do that? Gotta get to the exit and cut
him off. Too slow. Peter, you there? You okay?
Yeah, I think I got them all. Lot of art to put back though.
What about the Maria? This could have all been a
distraction. My thoughts exactly. I'll head back there.
Hopefully, the glass was thick enough. Security walls intact
and bulletproof. Nobody's getting near the Maria anytime
soon. Mission accomplished then? I hope so. Yeah, I am
going to have to call you right back. Why?
What's going on? You
look good. Been working out? Oh, I mean,
you know, a little. So, you swinging solo now? We're back
with your ex. That's a lot of questions. I'm just curious.
Yeah, I hear that's bad for cats. How about you tell me why
you're really here? I was just waiting for the right moment.
Look behind you. We're going to pound your
faces. Rockets. Who brings rockets to a museum? Have you
not met Hammerhead? More coming your way, handsome. What the? **** them up. I like your new tricks.
And I'm
tired of your old ones. Weren't you going to stop stealing art?
Who said I'm here for the art? What are you doing? Think you
have lives to save. Not again. Where'd she go? Peter, is everything okay?
Sorry, MJ. I just ran into an old friend. Who? Trouble. So, Black Cat was the one who
went in through the roof? She was working with hammerheads,
guys? Yeah, she was probably watching me the whole time I
was in there. Just tell me you didn't let her get away with
the Maria. She didn't. Good.
She smashed it and stole a data
drive hidden in the frame. What? Sorry. So, what do you
think was on that drive? Good question. I'll start asking
around. Then, I guess I'll start following Cat Prince. All
units. You're not being subtle. Time
to shut this down before someone gets killed. Got them all. Gay's all here. Did I get everyone? Oh. No. Alright, alright, alright, I
give up. I get time off here if I talk. You won't if you don't.
Oh, This is the white head chick. She told us to come down
he
re and make some noise. Sucker bait and I'm the sucker.
Where'd you meet her? This is Bodega unwaverly. Mj, the whole shootout was a
distraction. Black cat set it up to draw police away from
Waverly Street. One of the other Maggia families has a
front on Waverly. This is a rose I think. Maybe I can still
catch her. Felicia takes her time. She's nothing if not
methodical. Is she now? Uh I'll keep you posted. There's the
bodega. Alright, Felicia. Where are you? There's her stake out gear. Hey, Spi
der. Felicia, Namaji
are no joke. You shouldn't be playing with them. Oh, but I
like to play. Spider-man. He's working with the cat. Get him. Nobody steals from the Cistro
family in life. You guys sure do jump to quick
conclusions. I'm not working for Hammerhan
or any other spine family. I'm just wrong place, wrong time. Well, that was fun and where's
Felicia? I like watching you. Reminds me
of old times. What's on that drive? Not entirely sure to be
honest. Then why are you stealing it? If I do
n't,
They'll kill my son. Wait, your son? Damn it.
Felicia has a son? Can't be. I mean, it could be and I could
be. No, no, no, no. I'm not going to think about that right
now. MJ, I found the cat but she got away. Really? How
methodical of her? She stole another data drive. Hmm, so
each family has a drive. Did you learn anything else? Uh,
well, not much. Okay, Sounds like she's helping Hammerhead
make a power play on the other crime families. Which could end
badly for everyone. The last thing t
he city needs is a gang
war. I'll let you know if I turn up any info on those
drives. What's up, SM? It's your number
one fan. Wait a minute, Screwball. Don't tell me you're
out of jail. I sure am and I brought some of my fans with
me. Aren't they just the cutest? They're helping me set
up for my new show. In fact, I'd love for you to swing by.
TTYL. Something tells me those guys weren't released for good
behavior. Better get over there and check it out. As you probably heard, Spider
Man stopped
the crime boss hammerheads thugs from robbing
the Museum of Contemporary Art. Good for him, right? Wrong, Time to put Screwball's fans
back behind bars where they belong. Hey, guys. I promise to
go easy on you if you promise to stop idolizing internet
celebrities. One thing hasn't changed.
Screwball's getting others to do our dirty work. What were
they setting up anyway? Spiderman. Wasn't that it?
Perfect way to kick off my brand new Starring. Sorry, my
dance card's full. Pretty sure you'll mak
e time for this
because if you don't, my fans will get angry and people will
die. I just love reality shows, don't you? Some people do
anything for clicks. Attention all units. We have a
bomb threat against a VIP Mashi witness. Incident is ongoing
near Union Square. Please copy. Some of my fans are on trolling
patrol. Wonder what will happen if they find one. I don't
want to find out. Better send them back to prison where they
belong. Take. Hey, Peter. I might have found
Black Cat's next target.
Really? How? Because according
to Bliss Dispatch, there was just a burglary matching her
ammo. I'm sending you the location. Hey, if you find her,
don't let her play you again. Yeah, I'll be on guard. She's,
I don't know. Felicia, what have you done
this time? Cops have blocked off the whole street. If I can
pick up the cat's trail, maybe I can catch up to her. Looks
like the security guard was hurt. Maybe the EMT can tell me
what happened. What happened here? Spider-Man.
Uh I heard someone sto
le a rare book or something. Is the guard
going to be okay? Pretty bad case of photocaratitis.
Basically a flashburn of his corneas but he'll recover. I
need to check the alley. If Felicia did this, I've gotta
find her. Antique Book. Looks like it's volume two of us set.
Where's volume one? There's a high-end pawnshop owned by the
Machio family around here. Felicia already took two data
drives from other families. Did she just take a third? There
have to magnesium flare probably would burn that
guard's eye. There's the trail. Let's see where it leads.
Having a hard time focusing. I can't be a dad. I mean,
technically, I can be but dove. I need to tell MJ. She'll know
what to do but how am I going to tell her? I should
looks like a member of the Machio Crime family. Spiderman
KO'd Vito. Take him out. And here comes some of his
brothers. You ever think maybe Vito got KO'd for acting
exactly like this? Better get back on the trail. Those look like hammerheads,
guys. Mj, sending you a pick
of a
plate I need you to run. Got it. I'll let you know what I
find. You get it? Yeah. Where's the drive? She said she
wanted to deliver it to Hammerhead personally. Didn't I
tell you to get the drive? Yeah, but she gave the other
ones to him so I just figured. So, I tell you to do something
and you don't do it. You know what happens next. Wait. Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Oh. Hey, don't act so surprised. I
said you knew what happened next. Quit messing around. You're going to hurt Wolv
erine. That's not good. Great. Here fellas, it's probably
overdue. Mj, the cat got another day to
drive. Just one more and Hammerhead has the drives from
all the other Maje families. Gotta figure out what's on
those drives. And there's something else. There's this
thing. Probably not a big thing but it could be a thing. A
little maybe big thing. Please say a sense that doesn't
include the word thing. Okay, the reason Felicia's working
for Hammerhead is because he took her son. Didn't know she
ha
d a son. Well, certainly sounds like something
Hammerhead would do. There's this other thing. You know that
she and I dated for a while. Yeah, so. Oh, oh, are you
serious? I mean, I don't know for sure but it's possible. Ew.
Ugh. I need to hang up now. Okay then. She'll call back
when she's cooled off. Right I think I'll go on patrol for a
while. Try to clear my head. All units advised. We have
reports that a VIP Majia witness has gone missing.
Additional officers requested near flat iron. Sweep
it off. Spiderman's here.
We're playing in the trunk. Not safe, fellas. Peter. Sweet. Wow. Served. I
was wondering wait, is this a bad time? No, it's fine. What's
up? Oh, nothing? I mean, wait, are you doing Spider-Man stuff
right now? A little bit, yeah. Really? Like what?
Specifically. You mean what am I doing right now at this
moment? I'm Yeah. Uh unless you think that's like creepy or
weird or something. Yeah. Yeah. It probably is. I bet I sound
like a stalker or something. Miles, it's okay
. What did you
want to talk about? Nothing. Nothing. I'm sorry. It can
wait. I'll call you back later. Seems like one of those stolen
paintings is around here. All units, we've got reports of
Maggio harassing a civilian. Location is north of house bin.
Over. Sharp suits. All dressed up for
jail? What the hell? Hammerhead's not even trying
for subtlety anymore. Thank you, Spider-Man. Hey, MJ. First things first,
head to this address. It's the last known address at the Costa
Family Safe House. If
my source is right, they have the final
day to drive. MJ, listen. No, you listen. I kind of over
reacted the last time we talked. Not at all. You reacted
exactly how I would've. We weren't together at the time
and it's not like I didn't date other people. Right. Wait, you
dated people? Like plural? The point is, we're adults and
there's a kid in danger. So, let's get to saving him. I
don't deserve you. I know. Okay, so I think I know what's
on those drives. Years ago, the families agreed to a jo
int
accounting database in order to keep the peace. Put all their
assets in one place. And require all five data drives to
access it. So Hammerhead steals Black Cat's son. And then
forces her to steal the drive so he can steal the assets from
the other families. Hammerhead's trying to get rich
quick and bankrupt the other families in the process. We
have to find that last drive before he does. I'm on it. Units advised, we have a chase
in progress possibly involving Maggia. Report came in from
Le
nox Hill. Felicia, we need to talk. Oh, I
do miss our little chats but I've gotta run. She shorted out my webshooters
with an EMP. Guess I'm doing this the old-fashioned way.
Come on, I want to help. Then, back off. If Hammerhead's got
your son, you can't do this alone. Why not? I've done
everything else alone. I'm saying you don't have to. Spidey, what do you mean? Why
won't you trust me? We worked together before. Answered your
own question, didn't you? Felicia, why didn't you come to
me with
this? Cuz it's not your problem. It's mine and I'll
handle it. Maybe I don't think it's a problem. Wait, unless
you mean the gang war because that's definitely a problem.
Stay up. It's funny. It's funny. Web
shooters are back online. I can help you stop hammerhead. How?
No killing, no breaking the law. Your way won't get it
done. Felicia, about your son. I just
need to know. Is he? He's mine and I'll take care of him. You dubrn little spider. I just
want to talk. Are you still with me? I could
g
o all night if that's what it takes. Now, you're getting my
attention. Guess I gotta play harder to
get. Need to get closer. Time. Don't look for me. Stop running. Stop chasing me. Why are you webbing me? Cuz I'm
trying to slow you down. That did it. Now to get in
close. Now, can we talk like human
beings? This feels pretty human to me. I know what's on those
drives you're stealing. Look at you, Braun and Brains. You
can't give Hammerhead the last drive. Once he has what he
wants, your son will
just be a loose end. Let me help you.
What are you thinking? Stall him. Give us some time to find
your son. I missed you. Glad we're back together again. Not
like that. Shame. Okay, I can probably give us a couple days,
Max. So, how about your son? Is there a chance I'm later? For
now, let's find him and he's safe. We can talk about that.
Keep in touch spider. Mj's going to kill me. You get it up time? Yeah, she's
going to stall Hammerhead while we all try to find her son. Did
she tell you if yo
u're. She didn't say. Of course, she
didn't. Are you sure she's not just playing you? I know her.
She wouldn't be working for someone like Hammerhead unless
she had to. Okay. Well, I'm going to run that plate number
you sent me. I'll let you know where it leads. I'm running out
of steam. Time for a pick me up. Eddie's Pizza. Hey,
Spider-Man. Spidey, you sound hungry. You know it. Can I get
the usual extra pepperoni? I'm on it. You want rooftop
delivery? Yes, please. Same rooftop as last time. Gi
ve me a
few. I'll let you know when it's ready. Well, I'm waiting
on Eddie. Let me head out into the city and see what's what. Running late. Hi, Miles. Just calling you
back. What was it you wanted to ask before? Hey, Peter. Uh it
was just, I mean, it's no big deal or anything. I know you're
super busy. I was just wondering if there might be
some time we could, you know, start training? Training? Yeah,
maybe just the basic stuff like swinging from a skyscraper.
Swinging from a low building. Poet
ry. Miles, you're 15. You
need to focus on school. That's way more important than. Yeah,
but if I finish all my homework early and you've got some free
time one day, I mean, you started when you were 15,
right? And I nearly got myself killed at least 100 different
times. I can't let that happen to you. Okay. Yeah, I get it.
Talk to you later. Oh, man. What am I going to do with that
kid? Oh. Those look like explosives.
I should check in with the bomb squad. Masterpiece. One of the stolen
paintin
gs should be around here somewhere. Ready. Thanks.
You're a life saver. Now, that's your job but if you like
it, can you give us a shout out on the social medias? Really
helps the business. We'll do. Later, Eddie. I don't think
I've ever been this hungry. Attention units, an alarm was
just triggered at a I love you. But now, I must
destroy you. Oh, hello? Hey, I followed up
on that license plate. It's registered to a storage company
owned by one of Hammerhead's old friends. I'm there now. Uh
giv
e me a few minutes. Um I'll be there as soon as I can. In
the meantime, I'll just take a quick look around. Okay, first things first. Look
around. This guy looks like he needs a
nap. What's that? Sheets of counterfeit bills. Looks like
Hammerhead's got a new hobby. Stewie, give me a hand with
this. It's heavier than your mother. You crazy. Give me. Yo,
Mikey. Help me out, will you? Stewie's got a terminal case of
being a wuss. All that stuff about hammerhead
cracking guy. Oh, that's a lot of cas
h. Looks counterfeit. No
sign of the boy here. Perfect. I should get a picture of that
guy. I'll see if my contacts on the force can positively IDM.
All day with this damn phone. Get back to work. No more
slacking off. An unguarded laptop. Golden opportunity. A
shipping manifest. This could lead to their distribution
center. Oh, hell no. Uh-oh. Alright,
I'll tell the boys. The Costa family is causing trouble.
Acting like they want to go to war. I gotta have a sit down.
See what we do about this.
We're on high alert. You see
anyone? Don't take any chances. Take em out. Got all the shipping company
data which will hopefully tell us where they're keeping her
son. I'll look through it later. Now, gotta get out of
here. Quietly. Hey, is it true Hammerhead got shot in the head
and lit? Ah, what a mess. Who's going to clean it up? How about you? I think I've
outstayed my welcome. Better get out of here fast. No, you
first. Okay, everybody. Huddle up. Close as I ever want to cut it.
Yeah, son
of a **** Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. What are
you doing here? And why do you smell like pizza? Because I
just ate pizza? Well, while you were out enjoying lunch, I was
gathering evidence and trying to find a missing child. I ate
as fast as I could. I've got stuff to follow up on. I'll
call you later. Oh, Note to self. No upside down is after
double pepperoni. Thanks.
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