Desis Try To Be Rich In Dubai

FINALLY a trip where I don't have to prepare for the North Pole! This time just shorts, ganjee, LET'S GOOOO. Do you even have a body for ganjee? Hrmmm! *struggling to flex* HRRRMMMM *more intense flexing* hrrmmmMMmMM *flex max pro with a voice crack* I'll just keep my clothes. Are these hundreds of clothes enough for 8 days or should I keep more? I'll just wear the same pair of jeans daily Mom: Listen, don't drop your passport in a toilet. Why on Earth would I drop it there? Mom: Don't lick san

d there. What kind of- ~ travel vlog music ~ There a corona test costs Rs 4000 and here corona test 1+1! And for Rs.900! So for going abroad, a visa is needed. And you have to write profession in it. YouTube is never in the options. Juice maker, grilled chicken maker jam maker. Like, even grave digger was there but not YouTuber. Who are these absurd chefs capable of making only one dish? Butter chicken? -No Chicken tikka? -No I'm OnLy A gRiLLed ChIcKeN MaKeR. You even have to turn on the stove.

Jam maker? Bro 2 people in 50 years must've selected this option. And that too by mistake. Zero respect dude. They know only the jobless profession less persons are YouTubers. For example, look at him. Jobless person. (How's the optimism? High sir) Feasting on free food! NOM NOM NOM. What is this? It looks like hot urine. (NOOO WHY-) Ewww. Dank people go here, and normies here. Yeah all's good, everything's the best. Now sponsor me next time please. This is the Uber here. Mercedes. I was expec

ting a WagonR what is this? It is like a mini limousine dude. Welcome to Dubai. Top 100 songs, India's number 11: Babe ke thus kar de (=make the dude happy).play this one. Dude all you guys who take covid test in India, are nicest, the best. Because here they inserted the stick to the brain dude. I could feel it upto here. After 3 covid tests Finally! *splash sploosh* He died lmao. After bathing in swimming pool I have become salty. What are you doing? He has become addicted to covid testing g

uys. Ewww don't do it what are you doing stupid?? Now I'm unable to breathe without it. *ad tagline* "They are helpless but not you." Here we get a really homely feeling. Since we can see traffic from everywhere! Not missing Mumbai at all! Aha! Am I in Andheri? Where is its cord? Oh you're roaming around with the landline cord. Put it back! Dubai might be having skyscrapers palm island, oil, money But us... We are happy with this we're going back. A foreign country that believes in washing. "Th

is, little part, is called, Happiness" This is the real tourist attraction. This is what I came here for. With zero knowledge and experience of skiing we have arrived...at Ski Dubai. In Dubai, a desert country, we have come to the snow. One shoe weighs like 3 kgs total 6kgs Excited guys? (aw cmon why you saying no) Aksh: Yasss He is saying no. *Gautami laughs* *some boss music for the hype/doom* (F in the chat guys) It's going really bad. My knees have given up. (knees weak arms heavy?) I have

become an old lady. If you look at the side, there are pro skaters And here we're doing some absurd skiing and they're laughing. I'm basically paying for my humiliation. Even the coach is laughing that who are these people. "In old age, women are often faced with such problems" Fourth attempt...HEY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO STRAIGHT. She went down instead. He's going to laugh at her face. Again slanting. Just like life, the direction is unknown. I'll do this. * boss music* Did you see my skills?

Can someone say I wasn't born among snow? These people have fallen 6-6 times. My leg had twisted in a way I thought I won't be able to walk. Do we care? Nope. If you had to make future vlogs alone then yes you would care. But we'll still be able to vlog. Even if we can't walk we can vlog right? - I'm quitting. Gautami will hold the camera you hold the wheelchair. If you wanna learn skiing then contact me. Rs 25k per hour, no discount. It wasn't this pricey. Oh bro bro bro what happened? You were

starting classes right? ( W A S T E D) Wow so much fun. Yeah just stay there. How do I get down from here? That you figure out yourself. At least got rid of one boring thing. Wow so much fun guysss! Yayyy Dubai crazyyy!! Gautami: Oh I'm about to fall down guyss!! So thrilling. *SCREAAAAMMM* *MORE INTENSE SCREAMING* Guys we're trying limousine in Dubai. For the first time in life. Expensive food in an expensive car! McAloo Tikki! See they're doing their vlog. Look at this guys RGB lights gaming

limousine. Finally I have the car to myself everyone else went away. It's like a normal car except everyone can sit together. Limousine reminds me of Maruti Omni (BRUH PLSS) I know its an absurd comparison but that's how we used to sit face-to-face in it. When I said this the driver said that he won't drive anymore and he has stopped the car. Brother, sorry, what happened? No no you're better! You're not Omni you're better! He left us and went away. So many classy and stylish people have staye

d in this hotel. Even Shikhar Dhawan. And then him. What...DUDE. Where did they get this dumbass from... Look at the view from here here's Burj al Arab the costliest hotel that is Burj Khalifa y'all must be knowing this. Look at him. LOOK AT THIS DUMBASS He wants to wash his underwear. Where should I dry these? Now you wanna hang them to dry too. Tch. Dude you ruined the view of Burj al Arab. Bro if this flew from here it will land in Abu Dhabi. Go on a trip and keep making videos. Keep vloggin

g. Constantly holding a camera recording everything... tch tch I'll never do such things. *macaw caws* *Abhyudaya caws* They literally have one job: to swim and that too they don't wanna do. Are you playing the statue game? This one is here to check if everyone's doing it properly. (not squid but fish game) Please swim a bit we bought a ticket to see you. Please do something we bought a ticket to be here. Are you alive?? "ARE YOU A LIVING CORPSE?" Hey brother, please do something. We bought a t

icket for here! Then we should've just stayed in. Everyone is sleeping, we even got ready. Just to see more sleeping people. They should mention that animals are sleeping they won't do shit you decide if you wanna go or not. Ey eww please go shave bro. Even the fish has more stubble than you. Hello! Hiii. He went away listening to your hi. "The dude is strong" "The attitude in him is plentiful" Such lips madam. It looks like an iron. Ohh this is how you click pics on a yacht. This is how it's

gonna be. It will be fun (they said) I'll pose like this so click good pics. (expectation vs reality) I CAN'T EVEN SEE ANYTHING. Oh, Priyanka ma'am So glamorous. Should I take a pic of you like this? Where did your face go? Where are my eyes? They say yachts are very comfortable. Naive lady? This is tough man. Its difficult to be a girl right? "Who understands the pain of being a woman?" "Everyone just keeps on testing us" Hi, are you eating food or hair? I think you should experience yacht. it

's fun. "I am a dolphin" This is a dolphin? "So what else is it?" "I remove the toothpick of the most underrated YouTuber' "Congratulations in advance for 10 million subscribers" "I'll congratulate you after 2 year for 1 million right?" What kinda romance is going on ew. Oh my god. - OH MY GOD! Finally the channel is mine. Everyone is gone now the yacht is mine too. Everyone is taking a dip there but I already took a bath at home. Look single people don't have to do these extra expenditure Tha

t's the benefit. We have come on yachats guys yachats. Its yacht stupid, yacht. Stupid is the person who put 'c' and 'h' in this. ~Dubai mein suna rani~ Guys look what a beautiful skyline. Ruined the entire montage. Aksh how nicely you're opened the buttons. Oh wow. My dignity. The roads here are sponsored by New Massage Centre. Because the entire place has these on the ground. How many people love Dubai? There are so many people but no one is getting a pic clicked. Even I have 'I love Malad' n

ear my house. Even 'I love Jogeshwari' is there. On which people have spat tobacco. No one loves Jogeshwari. Ey let it be it's a copied concept. Oh no copyright copyright! ~The Prayer ft. Abhyudaya and Gautami~ Bro where are you? In maje (=means fun in Hindi) Where? - In maje, maje In maje. Right now we all returned from outside and we see this. Look how cute it is! And these smaller ones are so cute! (NOOOO) You ruined the entire thing I was taking a shot! And other haven't even seen it yet. It

s eyes. What kinda guy is this... Didn't enjoy it all. Pingu is no more. Swans are no more. Let me open this up too real quick. Oh god Abhyudaya! Here in a room there is awesome view with a tub. But I won't take a bath here. Definitely there is someone sitting there with binoculars daily who knows that naked people afre visible here everyday So if anyone else wants to put on a show here then go ahead I'm going. Dude the peeping tom will also stop staring on seeing you He'll instead smash his b

inoculars. Do one thing. You stay here. Take a bath. In fact, it is open from both the sides. So that all your friends can see where you apply the soap. And where you do not. GuYs I'm LoOkiNg So HaNdSoMe. This mirror showed me my true self. WoOoOw! Today many girls will be charmed. All the self confidence will drop why is this here? Today we're going to a restaurant where you have to wear formals or you won't be allowed inside. Uh, I didn't have anything more formal than this. Otherwise I only

had my high school uniform, which would be weird. So now everyone is looking for formals. She arranged something through begging anf loaning. Saiman did you find any formals? "What else do you think it is?" This is formal? "Yeah, I wore the same thing yesterday." "I have been wearing the same shirt on my channel for 5 months." "Did anyone say anything?" (the name says: Burj Khalifa: my 2nd fav Khalifa) *neck crunching noises* *violent neck damage* Do one thing, order what you can understand.

Because I'm sure we won't understand more than a couple things. Pan seared gras. What is this ballotine? We cannot do this guys. All we understood was this. We are eating bread and butter. Mmmm. I have never eaten such a butter before. I've never eaten a bread like this. Basically this is all we could afford. He could afford just a toothpick. Which he had brought from home. YouTubers make good use of pricey food like this: *Nolan ripoffs* The restaurant gives a really nice view of the city.

which went away since out very own Burj Khalifa sat down here. This big a plate with 2 morsels of food. Is this the main course or the pickle? You get a free cake on birthday. So we celebrated Mythpat's birthday 3 months earlier. He hit 10 million subs it's alright. The view is good from the bathroom as well. But I want the view from here man. Open it, hold it open. Sitting here, and ahh. "Can you see it?" But you are also visible you go. "Then I am going" - Dude... For the view we'll have to

take a dump together. We are now at Dubai Mall. World's second largest mall. Are you kidding me 1200+ stores? This is too much for window shopping too let alone real shopping. This is just a mall for namesake It has scuba diving, ice skating, and even an aquarium. Dude here if you opened a McD and a cinema theatre in an abandoned building everyone calls it a mall. This is a mall. It takes 6 hours to navigate a store. This is all from the mall. This is from yesterday. And this is from the one b

efore it. Out of 1200 stores I looked at like 12. What did you buy from the mall? This. These muscled abs that I got from walking Oh my god! By the time you return from the washroom you are ready to go pee again. That's how far everything is dude. One kind of people try everything new And then there are these who get paratha and chhola even here. No chill. "Yeah, you shouldn't forget your roots." Here nothing is there. Not even a single bird. I can't even recognise this as a balcony does it eve

n look like this? Where no pigeons have left droppings? Oh my god you guysss We're sitting like for a school trip. "Saiman has even brought a school bag" What do you even bring in this? Attitude. And all that stuff. "This contains ego and balls" You chucked it behind? yeah yeah you're showing off too much morons Go back there's a speed limit here. Oh they went too far back they quit the race. Why is your name written here? Ey man now again people will write Abu Dhabi Abu Dhabi in Abu Dhabi. Abhy

u-dubai Mohan. I personally prefer able naari (=naive girl) Please no. No. Guys we've reached Ferrari world and the ones who were coming from a Ferrari haven't arrived yet. Legit our taxi was faster than them. Let them waste money if they want to we budget-minded people are the best. You leave Ferrari, make a Tata Sumo Tata Safari World because they are way more faster. The Ferrari public is reaching half an hour late. "Though we had a Ferrari we arrived at the end." "There were 6 people in the

other car yet it was faster than us." Find that Ferrari feeling. Ahhh I have found the feeling bro. ~ Careless Whisper ~ The background music here: *intense car vroom noises* Saiman you'll require junior admission. Good one of our tickets now is cheaper Thanks Saiman. F1 car, there also F1 car. Here are some stupid people. They make the guests do the servicing here. Do you wanna do servicing of others' cars by paying for it? No dude. We've arrived at the world's fastest rollercoaster. How much?

100 kmph. Huh. - Huh -Huh. Our taxi was faster than this. Eh, didn't enjoy it, the taste wasn't good. Let's do it since there's so much hype. We are totally wrecked guys totally wrecked. Our hands and feet are shivering. They said 100 kmph it felt like a 1000. Some of my hair are back there only in the air. The body went ahead but the soul was left behind in the ride. This is a wandering soul. When you ride here that's when wandering souls are made. Look what they wrote my name as. Jaupami. Ima

gine what they would've written for me. They would write Abu Dhabi. - Ey dude... Do you still not know how to drive? "Go drive a remote control car" "That also you don't know" "That kids one, which you drag back and it goes forth brrrrr" Yeahhh money, Ferrari, nothing can buy me happiness when my friends are like this. Sit in style. Like a Punjabi music video. (*disappointment has entered the chat*) C'mon man Door...my foot is stuck. Slayy Point income revealed. We have to return the car in an h

our so get up quickly. That's why let me feel rich. Look, all those videos y'all make like Slayy Point income revealed and put stuff in thumbnail here, it's the reality now. We have a Ferrari now. A dare for you. Touch this Ferrari logo here. (DON'T) Why is it burning? The engine's at the back so it has heated up. Yeah you really can fry an egg on this. This is a hot car...for hot people. *car goes brrrr* *Abhyudaya goes nnnyyYEAAAAHHH* It will fall out what is this?? Oh oh oh! (Gautami's bizzar

re adventures) It was so fast the camera fell. Thanks Pranav for this awesome ride. "Thanks...for your presence ehehe" Yes! Playoffs! *RCB chants in background* *Kissing it good luck??* We gonna get a trophy. SIRRRR! SIR!!!! Damn why does RCB play this well? These are rest of the teams, - Yeah? And this is the qualifying. Get outta here. Get out! *It was at this moment, he knew, he f***** up* Oh my god. Who wears a shirt like that on a friends' trip? I didn't see that. I just saw the colour and

picked it up. Dude they'll take anything on discount. What do you think what she has done? "Congratulations." "I think this is the first time I've seen a female sigma male" (wut) "uh...female...female sigma" "sigma..." - Sigma female. "Seen a sigma female" So will you continue the friendship or not? (#savage #bohthard) "Need money?" - Yeah needs money. "I have it." "Take a handkerchief, sell it in a restaurant as a rumali (= handkerchief-like) roti then that money-" We don't even need such a f

riend go. You go, you go. "Need money, not friends" "aight we're going everyone pitch in Rs 10 to take her" Will you continue your friendship? "No" So if you guys need money you should install nothing bro there's nothing today. Hahaha my Uber for today ...is this. Here there is no value of expensive cars because they're everywhere. It doesn't seem like 'Oh wow what have we seen'. I sat in a Ferrari that people will look no one glanced my way. No one was using this much space We spent more calori

es than money in malls. So we arrived at an even larger hotel so that we're tired just from roaming in. We're now at the head of a palm tree leaf. They literally have created the entire world here. What an awesome shape, but people call it the Happy New Year hotel. Dude SRK himself doesn't remember that movie. We're in Dubai, you know right the temperature is 40 degree celcius. There aren't any crabs in it right? But jellyfishes are and you know how jellyfish sting is treated? You have to...pee

on that area. The inflammation is cured by urine. I'm going from here, don't wanna be here. Haven't you seen Friends? It was there in it. So now she's going to pee on me huh? Now she'll pee on me. This is the enjoyment? Oh finally we're seeing someone taller than Mythpat. Brother one Tony Kakkar song! On hearing Tony Kakkar's request they went away. "You have become a hippo by eating unlawfully" They've given a bucket since you can bathe in that much ice cream. You should've also went along.

*boss music plays to cover up the lacklustre performance* It went into the gutter. And your face was right beside it. "I'm VERY HAPPY that yours went into the gutter" "A round of applause people." Then too I won! 69 points. Just this much cheese in cheese croissant? Bring our street dosa makers to Dubai. This much cheese remains stuck in their grater. This hotel has the best waterpark. *panik heartbeat* I know where to go. DUDE, THAT'S THE KIDS' POOL. "Are you a tiny baby?!" His and those kids'

mental age is the same. Adults might not do this, but some kids definitely pee in the kids' pool. Dude come on don't say that. *mimics* hehehehe I just peed there. To take the ride we'll first have to do this. It's so heavy we have to climb three floors with this. You see I'm busy with the blogging so you do the tough stuff please. - Oho nice excuse. Dude fast people are going ahead in line. *scream crescendo* IT'S REALLY MADDENING! I picked the tube so many times that now I'm resting he'll pus

h me around the entire park How are you feeling? I feel like drowning. Come on madam, keep moving madam. Rs 20 is the fare, Rs 20? Oi where are you going? Such a useless taxi - Sorry. Please don't give a 1 star rating please. So heavy! Oi did you fall asleep? OH MY GOD! LOOK A SHARK! A SHARK! What? Only you fishies can enjoy the water huh? I'm going to have fish in dinner. Friends. We're stuck here. What a fast ride OH MY GOD. Woooo! WOOOOO WOOO!! This is the most dangerous ride here because thi

s goes straight down. I'm very scared! OH NO MOOOOM!!! *camera drawing in water. rip camera* SAVE ME MOM SAVE ME HELP ME. *splish splash sploosh gurgle of water* Oh no! She's dead. She drowned outside the water. What a dumbass get up. I'm tired from climbing stairs Allow me to take some break. *splish sploosh gurgle of water* You don't have to buy water bottles here. You get enough water in the rides. They make you drink from everywhere ears, nose. God knows from what other places water has ente

red. Not group ride, but group rid. Get rid of us. We're about to FAAALLLL. "Is the ride over? I can't see anything." EEEAAAAA Nothing is there. I'm fake squealing. "All those who say he's a guy and just goofs around let me tell you, being a guy is not easy." "If he sits at home he's wasting time if he steps out then he's called wayward." "If he speaks less he's dumb." Right now, we're walking carrying a load on our heads. 5 hours of walking, for a 5 second ride. *scream* *collective screams* S

he's scared shitless. Breathe, breathe, breathe! You can do it! "3...2...1" I got stuck mid-ride and had to push myself. But I made it out. Without thinking why I got stuck I went again and... I somehow got stuck in a way that I started going back up! And then got stuck in the middle. But thankfully, there was a door there from where I was evacuated. Then a doctor came and asked me if I was okay. And then explained I need to change my shirt, this is why I was getting stuck. Brother turn it arou

nd. First I was made naked, then you're making me do hard work. This waterpark is robbing me of my dignity. Look mom I've bathed so much in this trip Now don't ask us to bathe for a month. Wow, this uncle is a godsend. We both are moving in reverse and we've caused a traffic jam. Everyone is giving us looks for having caused the jam. *splish splash sploosh* The water fell with so much force on my main point... Something is broken guys (F) We wanted to swim but not do hard work so we're here. her

e the water keeps pushing you you just have to float along. Save me. - SAVE ME! Are you trying to save or kill? *ragged breathing* *No shits given* No no he's wearing it. He's wearing it? - yeah yeah. Okay. (Oh nooo he spoke too soon) What happened did RCB lose? (apologise to all the water particles kicked out of tub earlier) Oh man... Was it so bad? Let it be. What chips should I buy? This one? This is world's largest photo frame. Without a photo. Those pro-editors who work so hard, their pi

ctures will look good on this. People enter photo frames after dying we're going beforehand. Here's a museum where we're getting to know many historical and knowledgable things. That's why we're skipping this area. Let's go. Such an amazing view! But this scaredy cat doesn't wanna see it. Come on it's closed now. It's closed- AAAAA (rip headphone users) LIAR. Was that all for Dubai frame? Walk here and go back down by lift? It hasn't even been 2 minutes since we've been here. Didn't enjoy it muc

h. And then suddenly there arrived... Zinedine Zidane brooo what luck!! *crowd cheering* Is he there? - Yeah he is. I somehow managed a selfie. Sir please coach RCB. Aight please enter Man United! Please! Whoa, this is the glass he rested against. *sniffs* Ahhh. Are you seeing the efforts for a girl? That's why being single is the best. I thought saying 'Gautami' is hard, so let me say Gau So they wrote Zau instead. Dude, Zau. Mala zau de (=let me go) Saiman go back. Saiman went back. On publi

c demand. (ref. to event in Indian National Movement) I feel like having a dessert. No not this desert! I'm eating sand here! Even mom had warned against it. Sorry mummy. OH MY GOD. "THE CAR IS GONE" Here we are shitting bricks and he's talking on the phone. *more intense and varied screaming* Dude who makes 10 million subs like this? "Ok guys we are gone" What we're gone? "We're saved" Oh who says we're saved as we're gone. *more intense screaming* "How long is a desert safari?" Even I'm counti

ng SeCoNds!!! Brother why are you doing so much in so little fare? We're saved, we're alive. Pepsi Coca Cola everything is trash. From now we'll have...zam zam. "Thank you for the wonderful performance. Thank you!" *applause* Why did you have to watch this on 10 million? "I'm having dinner" "Switch it off!" Woooo! Awesome! Loved it! Oh! What was this dude? "Itching is there, itching is there" (ref. jingle for ItchGuard) *music* So now we're going back. People shop so many things here, like tech,

clothes, this and that. Madam has just bought packets of chips. The entire bag she has taken from the hotel to store the chips. The vacation is not yet over for you to sleep. We're just going back. But we haven't reached no! Where's the fun? C'mon woohoo! Yay!! Where's the energy? The vacation isn't over yet! Such party poopers I come on a vacation with. Dubai celebrating our exit. *sobbing* We're going! And we're back. Now they're saying one more covid test is required here. Okay so like shar

e and subscribe y'all. We'll once again get our noses fingered. (Toodles!) *sings* I feel like buying you a Burj Khalifa Here, got you one. This sized? Dude everyone else just sings I got it at least.