Dhanusu Raasi Neyargaley Comedy scenes | Who would hate a bucket biriyani? | Harish Kalyan

Dear...So, you don't own a house Neither do you have any savings Couldn't find any job matching your skill-set You are an innocent who has never sinned Your stars can make you a good business man But every vehicle needs fuel to run A Virgo girl is the fuel in your case! According to your sign... you'll get a girl from a different state A girl with a different mother tongue She will find you! Listen carefully! She will find you! But get him married within a year and his time will be better If he

marries a girl having Virgo Zodiac sign... he will have a bright future A Virgo girl... will make you touch heights that no one has ever reached Get married soon According to your sign, you'll find a girl with a different mother tongue Cling on to her tight and you'll life will be awesome! Mom! - Mom! - Over here Mom... what have you been doing since morning? Prepared rice cakes, Chutney and fritters Now, go eat Right! Focus on cooking rice cakes, Chutney and gravy! That will fetch you a daughte

r-in-law Only if you browse matrimony sites, chat in Whatsapp group... and put a word around our community, only then we'll get a bride! I'm talking here and... You'll learn your... Very irresponsible! Earlier, he used to yell at me if I talk about finding a bride Now, he yells because I'm not finding one! Good improvement A Virgo? Of course! Speaks different tongue? A Telugu family, dear From Andhra or Telangana? From Saidapet in Chennai Act responsible! Go find someone authentic! Originality?

In today's world? Where will I find? What happen to that bride from Sivakasi? She has Sevva Dosham (Bad-omen) The bride you saw from Rameswaram... She was awesome! Why did you say no to her? She's a day elder to me Who minds all these in today's world? Damn! Damn! What about the bride from Thirunelveli? Bride? She looked more like an elder sister! All you do is yell at me! You just say no to every bride that I choose If this continues then how will you get married within a year? Why are you bein

g a pain for me at my old age? Just go fall in love! Earlier falling in love was a taboo but now it's not! What's happening Arjun? Install a dating app And? Find your dream girl Hi Can I ask you something? What's your Zodiac sign? What? Your Zodiac sign? I'll give you a call Good morning, Google! Today's horoscope reading for Sagittarius Hey buddy! Hi Hi dude Meet Priya - Arjun - Hi Dude... So, what's your Zodiac sign? What? Idiot? You are never getting married! Hello! Excuse me, your Zodiac sig

n? Excuse me! So, do you see what Arjun's problem is? God! By the way, I forgot to mention He owns only shirts in six different colors White shirt on Mondays. Red shirt on Tuesdays Green shirt on Wednesdays. Yellow shirt on Thursdays Blue shirt on Fridays. Black shirt on Saturdays - And on Sunday... - Holiday! - Sir, director calling. - Call him. Fine. You guys carry on watching Arjun's story The director's is already furious, waiting for me I'll keep popping in between! Yes. What's your problem

? Your tone tells me that someone has troubled you real bad - Not someone! It's you! - What? Mr. Fernandez, you are telling me... Err...Sorry! Sorry! What did I do? Like you haven't done enough Sorry You made me hang a photo of 2 donkeys, at my doorstep that says "We are your lucky charm" Every time I step out from home... the kids here go "Hey, look! Here comes the 'Donkey' uncle! Hey, 'Donkey' uncle!" It's embarrassing! I hung that photo because it brings good luck Now, is that a sin? The othe

r day a gecko fell on my shoulder What did I tell you? You said you don't believe in it What did you do? You told to my wife, linked it to my horoscope scaring the bejesus out of her! 3 days! 3 complete check-ups in 3 different hospitals! Look, an ancient creature like gecko will never lie Mr. Fernandez! I'm sure you definitely have some health issues related to kidney or heart "Forget God! Have compassion for fellow humans" - Thanthai Periyar Are you guys still following this age old cake cutti

ng celebration on birthdays? Well, instead if we had ordered a bucket Biriyani from famous bhai's outlet... all of us could've eaten our heart out - Actually dear... - Stop it! We're at office! He arranges this cake cutting for Hasini and flirts with Nandini Wonder how he is able to pull it off Look at me. I keep changing my hairstyle to impress them Ok... But nothing works out Hey... For that you must be born smart, like me True story! In fact in Facebook and Instagram... I am being chased by w

omen! There she is! The modern traditional girl in the office She's Hasini She loves Arjun. A one sided love But Arjun turned down her proposal because... Here's a small flashback We both; ain't gonna workout! That's what, tell me why? We have the same Zodiac sign and star sign; Sagittarius and Mala People with same signs aren't compatible What? Also, I'm looking for a Virgo girl We both; ain't gonna happen The French fries are really good. Have it - Happy birthday - Thank you No gift? Well...er

r...no Hey, by the way I'll be away for a friend's marriage next week - Where? - Bangalore - Please somehow handle the HR - Ok! To Bangalore? But then... your belief that, she left you because your horoscope said it was bad day... sounds rubbish... Waiter, one Biriyani parcel please I'm a customer here Err...customer? The meat must have been deep fried with Ghee! Dear nephew... What is it? Shameless girl! She invited you to her marriage You too, like a shameless fellow, are going to attend it? Y

ou too tagged along like a shameless in greed of Biriyani Well, my honor is in tact All I'm saying is I don't understand you, the modern youths Uncle, it's very simple Marriage or love, we'll always remain a husband to our girlfriend In love or breakup, our ex will always remain a girlfriend to us 70s kids like you will never get even a zilch of what I said Whatever,Anitha will always have a special place in my heart! The day technology took over our lives; everything has changed since then! I'm

upset here and look at her? Acting cool and taking a sun bath! Wonder what happened last night! Excuse me Hello! I'm talking to you What? Sorry, last night...unknowingly... Things got out of control I'm... - I'm sorry - It's ok Chill Chill? How can you be so cool? Last night... we did it! Looks like you'll spread the news yourself - God! Why would I do that? - We'll talk about this But...I'm sorry It's ok It's ok? Oh God! I'm not used to... - This is new to me - Arjun, go - Please go - Ok! Ok!

God! Arjun! Boys just can't handle themselves Whatever My worst nightmare just came true! How can you lose control, Vijaya! Damn you, Vijaya! What did you do? Swear you won't drink again! I said, swear! What to do? Anitha! Unbelievable! First reason, booze Second, casually we started playing girlfriend and boyfriend Did you guys play or did fate play in both your lives? But I'm sure this wouldn't have happened if there was no chemistry Hi! Hasini... I'm sleeping. Can we talk in the morning? Sir,

we have 4 types of massages Thai massage, oil massage, sandwich massage and special massage Hang up! I lost my virginity before getting married Please forgive me Please grant me there 2 wishes First... KRV must be a Virgo Next one is that she must come to me soon Grant these wishes and I'll offer you 108 coconuts So, you did it? Well... you'll even wait for auspicious time to order food online But how did it happen? Pulling my leg? Dude! Dude! Narrate it to me from the start Let me record it I'

m venting my feelings out and... you want to record my love story for your lusty dreams? Love story? Sounds more like a lust story! Now, I'm desperate to hear more To hell with you! I need this Bangalore Vijaya's number now Give me an idea Anitha! Arjun's calling Make it quick God! Hi Anitha So, how's the honeymoon at Switzerland? What do you want? Your friend, K R Vijaya... can I get her number? Told you! You both; it's not happening! Will you send me her number or do you want me to bombard you

with calls? Ok! I'll send it Thank you! 10 numbers? Let's try this Hello Hello I got a missed call from this number. Who is this? Vijaya here Vijaya? Who? The one with whom you, so called "did it" in Bangalore Vijaya. Remember? Oh! Is it you...? Totally forgot. How have you been? How is your folks at home? All good? And how's work? Listen, tomorrow's my birthday I want you to come to Bangalore. I'll share the location. Be there Whoa! Bangalore? No way I have to handle lot of car deliveries tomo

rrow or the business will go down... Miss it and you'll miss a surprise So, you better come - Ok? Bye - What's the surprise? Hello! Excuse me, ma'am Your test drive car is ready. Shall we? Why not? She's the last person on earth I'd like to meet! - You beast! - What happened? Dude... - She is here - Who? That girl from Bangalore...Vijaya! The mars mission! Remember I told you do something! She looks smooth and shiny like a fresh fruit! Damn it! Even CCTVs will turn automatically towards her! Jus

t one thing, dude. She is way out of your league Why is she here now? She is here for a test ride and she wants me to go along! Why are you laughing? Didn't you both already have a test ride? - Then what's stopping you! Enjoy! - I'll kill you! Shut up! - Here she comes! Please somehow manage! - Ok! Ok! Arjun... shall we go? Arjun... please take care of ma'am - Ma'am, please carry on - Thank you - Come. Come - Ok Doofus! Asked him to save me and... My fate! Oh Lord! When will you bless me with a

fresh fruit like that? Why is it taking so long? Coming! Coming! Coming! Arjun! You've committed a blunder! What was the rush? Told you many times! You idiot! Whoa! He is talking to his thing Told you many times. Be patient! Learn your lesson, Arjun! Arjun? He named it? What was the need to block? He blocked it? Time to unblock and have a blast! Look at him. He came in, ordered it, it obeyed and now he is on his way back! And then there is you! Egoistic fellow! Touching it's ego did the trick! G

ood! Listen carefully! She will find you! Don't let go of her I won't miss this time! Viji darling... Arjun... The door's open but where's he? Hi, uncle! Hi Uncle? Hey, aren't you...Where's Arjun? Over there? Arjun! Dear nephew... Where is he? Whoa! A huge suitcase! Dresses lying on the floor So he started a family? Where did he... Exhausted? Arjun! Invites trouble and sleeps peacefully! Arjun! When did that Bangalore girl come here? I didn't do anything With her? I'm sleepy. We'll talk in the m

orning Explain me what's happening then go to sleep! I'm very tired, uncle We'll discuss tomorrow Looks like he's exhausted He's now just like a dog attracted to bones! Why are you upset, uncle? With whose permission did you bring her home? Come on...wait! Smartness Though he gets hit he'll make beautify it- What were you saying? With whose permission did you bring her home? She's our own KRV, uncle Our own KRV? K R Vijaya! You went to Bangalore and had a nice time once And now, you brought her

home?! After all she's like a daughter to you. Where else would I take her? What do you mean? Oh, come on! Dear, uncle! Oh! So that's how it is Ask your mom to come down. Let's all go and talk to her parents You are going way ahead! Then? There a lot we both have to talk and know about each other Also without consulting my mentor, Thirumanandha, I won't spill a thing about the marriage Until then I won't tell mom If your mentor tells you that she's not the one for you, then will you dump her? Do

n't be so negative, uncle! Shut that stinking mouth of yours! Answer me! Will you dump her if your mentors says so? Will you dump her? And this is why you're still single! Look here! If I talk anything regarding this again... slap me with my own slippers! - Don't mind, uncle - Then, what else do you expect? If you're upset for this... soon me and her, we both will move to a new house What? Sir! I own 7-8 houses in the city 2 of them are vacant Are you a part time real estate broker? Eyes on the

road! - Come on! - Spare some change for this homeless Sir, you are begging better that me - Ok! Ok! Be serious - Spare some change for the homeless Maintain this! What's so good about this? For ages this is how homeless people have been begging Let's get back to the story Now K R Vijaya is ready to tie the knot Anitha messed up everything in the name of doing a favor The fate seems to enjoy playing with his life Forget all this Now, a new character is going to make an entry Just watch how it's

going to torture him All set? - All set? All set? - What do you mean? What's the hurry? Are you sending it for Oscars? Told you! No clothes for iron... Dear sister! Do I look like the ironing lady to you? No! But definitely you're an Iron lady! So, what brings you here and why? Why are you panicking? What's wrong? No, if you had informed. we'd have cleaned up and hid stuffs What? Hide what? Where is he? In his room He won't pick my calls nor call me! What's going on with him? Both of us are done

for! Karuppusaami! Dear sister! I don't know anything... What's all this? The house is a mess! Oh, yeah... Wake him up! Wake him! Right away What are you searching there? - Wake up! Arjun! - Who is it? Mom! You? Where's KRV? Who's KRV? - V K Ramasamy - Uncle! - Tell me! Who's KRV? - Well, that's... Vijayan! K R Vijayan Yes! And it's that fellow who drank all that Thank God! I knew it. My son is a good boy - Buy him and check! He'll gulp it down! - What? What's with the sudden visit? Did you for

get? Today's your uncle's daughter's baby shower at T Nagar. Get ready! - Make it fast - Ok, I'll get ready What a tiny sized shirt It's called a Top Crop! It's the latest fashion. Looks it's expandable Crop Top! Looks good, doesn't it? Ok, wear this for the function. It'll look good on you Come on, mom! Go, get ready. It's getting late You too get ready! Uncle, where's she? That's what I am asking you! Your mom finds out and she'll rip us apart Coming! Where did she go? Excuse me! Wait! How are

you? I'm good and you are? I thought you were a stranger After all you're my relative! Forget that How's Arjun? Are you still scolding him? Hope there is no block and you keep releasing regularly Drink cold butter milk and lots of water Even chilled beer! Country chicken and crab, don't ever eat those Got it? I didn't just copy your shirt. I copied your idea too and named it 'The bull' 'The little bull' How does it sound? Awesome, isn't it? Oh! This way? Retard!