Hi everybody how's it going? Welcome back to
Monkey Island 2: Ultimate Talkie Edition where we've made it to Dinky Island at long last uh
there's a nice welcome sign here so let's start off by looking at that shall we welcome to dinky
Island home of the treasure a Big W nice oh it's very welcoming isn't it we got a jungle here
but um let's pick up this bottle let's look at at first it's empty and there's a cap on it
we'll pick out okay so we can't open cap on it cuz there's a cap on it um s
o if I remember
right I think we can smash it yeah is there anything inside it let's make a map and tear it
into four pieces I better be careful with this that uh that sounds familiar still let's go
over it's a moonshine still moonshine eh okay nice hello uh Mr parrot pretty B okay let's go
over it one more time let's see what it's got to say go over it one more time oh no no that's not
right oh no no that's not right all right well oh look who is this looks kind of old there's
some barrel
s and some CR and Tres on the top can we um we open any of these hey there's a
cracker in here nice it's a oh it's a cracker okay uh like a cracker for the parrot yeah oh
they smell like anchovies all right okay fine Captain Marley where should we bury the treasure
let's talk to this guy hi Herman hi Herman oh hi I've been waiting for you ready what do you mean
you've been waiting for me what are you doing here I'm looking for a treasure have you seen any I
think I have better things to do
than talk to you um what do you mean you've been waiting for
me what do you mean you've been waiting for me our meeting comes at this the final moment of my
existence so far all else has been in anticipation of this event do you always say things like that
do you mean to tell me that your whole life has been merely a Prelude to meeting me here today
do you mean to tell me that your whole life has been merely a Prelude to meeting me here today
yours too but see already the moment passes now
our meeting is nothing more than another note
in the grand Overture to the next Passage what are you doing here what are you doing here I'm
teaching philosophy here well other than that obviously um right here on the beach right here
on the beach sure beat a Tibetan Mountaintop I can go surfing when things are slow warmer as
well um what sort of philosophy are you teaching what sort of philosophy are you teaching Neo
existentialist cartisian zsm it's all the rage at cocktail parties this ye
ar all right how many
students have you got how many students have you got well none at the moment H but as soon as word
gets out that a guru such as myself is teaching at a beautiful local like this I'll have to beat
them off with a stick if you say so could you teach me some philosophy Could you teach me some
philosophy okay here's a Zen Coan for you what a philosophical puzzle if a tree falls in the forest
and no one is around to hear it what color is the tree um forest green forest gree
n no okay brown
brown not even close uh blue blue no red red not exactly Canan cyan not exactly lavender lavender
nah magenta magenta no uh peuse puse no aquamarine aquamarine nope taupe taupe nope Jes there how
many colors are here burn Sienna burnt sienna not even close raw umber raw Umber not exactly
uh CIA CIA not even close mberry mberry not even close they just keep coming perrywinkle
perrywinkle nah uh Orchid Orchid not exactly we're going to exhaust these by the way turquoise
turqu
oise no assuming it can be exhausted peach peach no Plum Plum nah oine not even close
oh Jesus teal teal nah mustard mustard not even close I wonder how many of the colors they
actually like programmed into this CET no slate slate nah smoke smoke Jesus Christ not even
close I'm not even sure if it's possible to to exhaust this is probably got pretty much
every color you can think of give up think about it sh more and come back when you have an
answer okay I mean if any of you guys have done
that to the point where it stops coming out
of options let me know but um theck with it let's make a map and tear it into four pieces
there's a glass as well what's all this stuff martini glass a crowbar is there anything
else around here let's make a map and tear it into four pieces yeah see he's recounting the
story GE Captain Marley where should we bury the treasure want a cracker yeah so uh we
can maybe we can give the cracker to the parrot head do East from the pond to the
dinosaur n
ot a wash out like you head do East from the pond to the dinosaur okay
I mean I don't think we can go anywhere no let's go into the jungle then ah this is
the maze isn't it right okay so I think if I remember right there's like statues with things
like dinosaurs and things like that on is that right oh there's a rope might be useful look
strong I can't pick that up oh we can't hang on can we pick pick up the Rope yeah nice can
we open the box it's nailed shut ah can we use our crowbar hey D
ynamite Just Like it says on
the side oo cool let's get some of that I could possibly go wrong okay so here's the pond it's a
disgusting bog so due east from the pond to the dinosaur uh I don't know if that means we
keep going east until we get to the dinosaur yep okay dinosaur oh there he is oh we can't
hey Captain Marley where should we bury the treasure can we uh oh no no that's not right
hly want a cracker yeah I don't think we've got any more crackers I want a cracker I yeah
we haven'
t got any more crackers have we um oh the heck with it I'm I'm let make a map and tear
it into four pieces I'm sure we can't Brute Force this so going have to find some more crackers
from somewhere I mean I don't know if we can just get loads from that that crate or whatever
it was back on the beach we might be able to um my memory of this part of the game is pretty um
bad to be honest I remember that you have to go through am Maze and it's got like you know those
topy shapes and stuff but
actually don't Captain Marley where should we bury the treasure lot more
um is there anything else in it I can't pick that up well let's look in it it's empty oh it's empty
now all right so we don't have any more okay let's go over it again so no one forgets where we bury
the treasure uh what up Herman what up Herman oh hi hi um I'm looking for a treasure have you
seen any I'm looking for a treasure have you seen any there are many Treasures here found and
unfound the beauty of the ocean fo
r example all right I was thinking more the of monary game seen
in the rings of tree actually I'm looking for The Treasure of big whoop shut Herman big whoop yeah
I am afraid I am not familiar with that one H I think I have better things to do than talk to
you I think you will find that the concept of better things is the frailest of illusions is it
now well and East from the pond to the dinosaur it's empty oh there's okay there's nothing
in it I want my granddaughter to right let's head [M
usic] through um can we what happens if
we sorry it's like a little fly flying in front of the screen um is there anything I don't
know if we can can actually get to anywhere through this place oh okay hang on there's
a bag there's something lumpy in it okay I can't reach it can't reach it can we I don't
think I had to do that no can we like cut it this oh yeah I think we can what's that box
it's instant low sodium cracker mix just add water oh okay this is sounding familiar we have
to mak
e the crackers don't we so we need some water to do that um what do we use the pond
water I'm guessing we don't use the sea water right cuz the sea water wouldn't make uh good
crackers I think that's a bit too much water okay can we can we get less water we've got
the glass we haven't got our little glasses we had before I don't want any of this revolting
sludge okay this is revolting sludge apparently so maybe we do use the sea water I don't see
any other like water anywhere can we try it
apparently you've got to walk all the way
down here to do this let's go over it again so no one forgets where we bury the treasure this
water is too salty to use with low sodium cracker mix are you kidding me I want my granddaughter to
marry a real man a captain Oh yeah maybe we can that seems to have gotten most of the salt out
of it okay distilled water nice not a wash out like you okay so we got two crackers out of that
great let's go over it again so no one right so we go east from the
pond to the dinosaur I guess
let's not give him a cracker until we till we get there I suppose um all right we'll head this way
we'll go to the pond so we're going to go east from the pond to the dinosaur this is coming back
to me a little bit okay East until we get to the dinosaur right let's give him another cracker head north from the dinosaur to
the pile of rocks North to the Captain Marley North to the pile of rocks well
that's a dolphin so it's not that so we'll keep heading [Music] n
orth aha pile
of rocks right let's give him more of this hopefully we don't need more crackers
than this maybe we should have made more from the rocks to the X okay rocks to the
X oh the heck with it okay well that was easy oh you meant this treasure Yes W we meant this
one oh why didn't you say so you could have come by the shortcut like I do of course of course
shortcut of course this is a shortcut I got have to check this out of course I want
why not why wouldn't there be just a way to
it right from there that's the second
biggest X I've ever seen yeah it is quite big um we're going to need something to dig
that up but luckily we still have our shovel so I've hit cement oo cement let's look
at this there's a layer of cement at the bottom nice okay um can we use that
doesn't seem to work no uh it's a layer of cement what can we do with a layer of
cement um there a layer of cement there's a layer of cement at the bottom I mean we
could maybe Dynamite it I suppose I don't t
hink it'll do much good unless I light it
first right do we have anything to light it with uh we've got matches I mean oh hang on that
doesn't seem to work no no no that doesn't seem to work um okay that's not such a great idea
why is that not a great idea cuz I'm thinking we use the rope to like oh no got it's got fuses
already what am I talking about all right well we'll forget that trying to add extra steps in
that don't need to be the last match oh well we probably should throw this oh
my good God SC that
went off very quickly that came from the direction of dinky Island an idiot must be messing with my
grandfather's treasure hey I better get over there not very nice oh and here we are look there it is
there's the treasure that must be The Treasure of big wub yeah it must be um it's got some Twisted
hang why are there cement and Twisted Metal rods they look sturdy apart from being all bent up yeah
they do all right guys well I'll te you up that's a good place to end uh we
will well we're going
to use the rope aren't we so we'll do that in the next episode so as always thank you very much
for watching a big thank you to my patrons arc's games Wayne Nate terly nerdy Paul from The Phantom
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and Paul James and I'll see you next time
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