I'm wearing scrubs but that's because I was reading your comments and I see the same two words over and over again Surgeon Simulator but wait he's Family Medicine does he even perform surgery be it known that Mikhail varshovsky has a medicine and surgical license in the state of New York so basically what it is that I'm saying I think I'm gonna crush this game I also have my scalpel here it's been one of those days and I'm angry bam that wasn't as dramatic as I hoped diazepam my man's getting hi
gh on benzos okay we've got a heart transplant here hello sir my name is Dr varshovsky it's a pleasure to meet you I'm going to give you a nice little poke just to make sure you're not awake hello sir hello what do we got 22 seconds you have five and a half liters of blood your Rhythm looks awful because that's not a real Rhythm I am going to go down and grab this oh it did not grab get out of here all right now we have the surgical field and I have to do a heart transplant is there a bone saw i
s there a bone saw in the house there you go what what's going on here yeah I'm cutting him I'm cutting him cutting him okay okay okay oh no no no sir I am sorry please do not Sue the hospital for this time to knock these ribs down why is he losing so much blood let me get the old school bone saw okay the hand goes up this is a weird way to do it let's cut some bone [Music] no come on this is the right way to do it ah break those ribs why is my hand covered in blood Chop Chop no no I don't mean
to chop his lungs this is the most frustrating thing I've ever played and I play OverWatch It's hammer time because our patient has only 800 ml's left he's basically dead no no yeah cut those ribs cut those ribs I swear real life is easier than this brutal murder cheese in a mere 7 minutes and 32 seconds I feel like I need to give give this a second try hello sir my name is Dr Mike varshovsky okay I know what we have to do we're gonna raise it up first we're gonna angle it and then go in there y
ou go okay no we don't want to cut lung whoop that looked like I was cutting the liver I am sorry sir by the way there's so many more ribs in the human body than what's shown here it looks like there's like four ribs okay okay let's get this breast bone out of here let's take out this lung what is it stuck on yeah get that lung out of here okay wait my guy's dying sorry I promise we don't have this much fun in the operating room no that's not what I needed my finger's stuck okay [Music] what is
happening this is not realistic at all and my surgical views obstructed but I need to cut these ribs out so yeah oh no my patient has only two liters of blood left oh no wiggle it free and why did I kill my patient even faster this time all right I got this if I got through med school I should be able to get through this why is there a bottle of soda on the field I'm gonna tilt his hand and pick up the sternum thank you if this was real life I would have lost my medical license like 20 times ove
r again okay sir I'm not even gonna say hi to you because I'm a surgeon and we don't say hello to our patients I'm just kidding I love surgeons no we don't want to cut his stomach all right the rib is broken let's get this out of the way yeah boy oh my watch fell off you know patients have actually okay my patient's dying weight all right the patient's liver is just floating out of here okay let's get this out of here the right lung let's get it out of here this is not the way you perform surger
y gently over the stomach and cut out oh look at that cut you know you like that cut that's a plastic surgery incision right there get that esophagus out of here bam now I have the heart [Music] I think I'm cutting it out no no no no no loose the patient's bleeding out looks like I'm murdering my patient okay let's try and get the new heart out I got the heart the heart is live drop it in oh wait I did I got a D now I know why someone said in a review of this game that this was a comedy because
literally all I did was chop his incorrect number of ribs off after I chopped them off and threw his lungs off to the sides which by the way weren't connected to anything because I didn't cut the lungs out proceed to butcher his aorta and pulmonary artery In Vein and don't even take his heart out go into the transplant bin where the new heart is on ice and then Chuck it into his chest and apparently that's surgery complete I can't finish off with a score of D do you have hope for me because I ha
ve hope in myself I think it's kind of rude to just start bashing him with a hammer so I'm gonna go in and get this first see I don't understand why it's taking points away from me for this I'm cutting this along a little bit that's okay read along breathe along there you go long is free let's get it out of here this log is just sticking out of his body I grabbed it like a football there you go get it out of here my watch even came off I'm so passionate about it all right there's a lot of blood
in the surgical field I'm just gonna go right for the heart and see if that's a good way to do it okay heart why is that not it okay I need to go in and make my final cut okay he's grabbing the scalpel all wrong and now he's causing my patient to die oh my patient now is a test tube inside of him this game is probably so much more fun in virtual reality Dr Mike plays one star games on the Apple iTunes Store that are sort of medically relevant medical game okay we got a medical trivia game with t
hree stars but I feel like three stars is still above average so we need something a little bit worse than that oh okay I found one it's real doctor simulator virtual Hospital game two stars 191 ratings and it's age four plus so you know I'm good and the description reads take care of the patients and help them get better in their health while they are in their Hospital so far it's running pretty flawlessly whoa an aggressive child and mom running off of a roof oh Jason is just fell off the roof
hurry up and take him to the hospital Jason is just fell off the roof the game doesn't even fit the screen I can't even click the next button hold on maybe out in the bottom I got it okay I get to control the ambulance look at that driving forward you know it would be great if I knew which way I had to go look at that I just pulled right into the hospital just by driving straight oh my God it has like a joystick in everything and who is this random person walking him look at this random gentlem
an sitting here hello sir oh look I can freely walk through you because you're not an actual character in this game I'm gonna Walk This Way level complete no joke what happened to Jason next my son fell off the roof a few minutes ago we should hurry and take him to x-ray room to assess bone fractures oh come on I can't even see I can't even walk out of the room this is ridiculous I can walk through Furniture but I can't walk out the door how do I report a glitch to the Developers oh I think I di
d it yes I got him out of the room the funniest part about this is look at the caretaker that's look at this caretaker that's taking him around this caretaker looks so walking like this with the patient why is that The Wheels on the wheelchair aren't even spinning at this this app is so solid that when I pause the game it put the main screen of the game above the pause screen so I can't even start the game back up I'm switching I can't I quit all right searching for another horrible game oh baby
born surgery one and a half stars with 255 reviews but get this it's a baby born surgery game with the subcategory action that's a quick download I wonder why cesarean birth with a very red-haired looking elegant woman who seems to be a nurse because she has a heart on her head and a baby that looks like an adult let's go play Mark accompanied uncomfortable life Lisa came to the hospital a month away from the pre-production period stomach pain so that Lisa is very upset confused Mark is very ne
rvous this is something only a doctor would notice it says operation room and underneath it says pull you would never have an or with a pull because then if you wash your hands and you become sterile how are you gonna pull the doorknob it has to be push only so you can push and lean into it warning don't try this at home thanks with a house on fire logo it's bleeding not cheese bleeding it's bleeding you'd better you as the gauze to stop it hold on a second time I'm calling Timeout on this game
what is going on with that heart rhythm on the left side this patient is going into v-fib and is essentially dead and I need to shock this patient perform CPR if you're going to be medically accurate you can't show that Rhythm to me and expect me to be okay with it I'm not okay with this Rhythm this is brutal I'm leaving this game back on the app store looking for a gym oh my God is a game called crazy toenail doctor oh my God can I just click on it I'm not gonna download it because I if I put t
his app on my phone I I feel like I don't know the government's gonna start spying on me or something because oh my God look at this you can shop you can do x-rays you can even share your toenails on Facebook okay I found another winner it technically has two plus stars but it looks so bad that I want to try it Dr Mania I knows Dental I don't know where it's going but I'm excited it was easy and they have the same problems also the girls made moaning sounds it's not appropriate well great perfec
t for YouTube the images of the children in this game are very graphic my two-year-old was screaming in fear looking at my phone play um I guess let's pick Dexter okay Dexter looks sick [Music] um I would love for it to give me some instructions maybe a thermometer what do I do with it though put it in his mouth what is with the moaning noises oh a hundred degrees Fahrenheit technically not yet a fever a fever starts at 100.3 so that's okay let's listen to his heart [Music] his heart sounds good
next his blood pressure that's an interesting sound for a blood pressure cuff oh my God how do I measure his blood pressure [Music] I just skipped the rest of that blood pressure exam what is this what it put the stethoscope on his head [Music] and that's somehow giving me an EKG of his heart with the worst Rhythm I've ever seen what is happening what is this what is what is happening here what there's a what looks like to be an air pressure gun like when you go to the car wash and they have th
ose hoses [Music] I don't understand why is it blowing you is this a sponge oh it's an ice pack for the head I gave him an injection I don't even know what I'm injecting into this poor child the patient is not cured use the tools to fully heal your patient some of it is pretty shady like this child moans and the fact that I have to use an air hose to somehow fix him what in the world does that mean I'm going to scroll down just because I want to get to the bottom of this I want to get to the bot
tom of the bottom like I don't even want to look at these top rated games oh I got a good one it's called Hospital surgery doctor game so you know it's good and it's made by fat Lion Productions choose a case well there's only one case case details left leg I love the case details just left leg nothing else two minutes and 58 seconds and then it'll pay a hundred three dollars I didn't need to know how much money I was going to make on this operation I was riding my bike and I said see Mom no han
ds and that is that I'm going to go ahead and say that's a really bad history click on a body part to select it and there is a female patient in her bra and panties now you need to find out if the patient needs simple treatment or do you need to replace the organ left foot is only 72 percent you know when a patient comes into my office and they're left foot at 72 percent that's when I start thinking should I amputate left side leg what in the world is a left side leg what's a left side leg drag
your finger over the part to fix it oh look at this this is like magic I get to rub the foot and it gets healed oh boom and patient treated to become the best surgeon you need equipment do I this gentleman difficulty two Hospital crosses area abdomen click on a body part to select it big intestine pelvis 65 first of all I don't know what organ I just highlighted but that is not his pelvis I saw a Kung Fu Master break brick using his hands and I tried something that I wasn't supposed to do at hom
e these are absolutely awful am I sweating as you can tell that was quite stressful for me and my diplomas back here weren't able are you starting this again because you know what happened in the amateur surgery video what we're gonna do this on camera we're gonna do this on we're going to do this on camera it's here for deck it's not even real hey folks welcome to today's Wednesday checkup where we're gonna have some fun and try and create a plague to take over the world thank you [Music] Plagu
e Inc evolved I've never played the original Plague Inc but I've seen a lot of requests for this and this is actually a really popular video game for players wanting a quick game no one washes their hand researchers doctors don't work sick people give hugs normal 67.3 percent of people washed their hands doctors worked three days a week sick people ignored brutal compulsive hand washing doctors never go home sick people locked in prison mega Brutal genetic drift impacts Evolution doctors invest
in research random medical checkups I guess let's do casual just to get a quick game to learn how this bad boy Works name your plague GM Dash V 4 I don't know why before but now it sounds scary all right you are a new bacteria to win you must evolve and spread across the world wiping out all humans in the ultimate plague select star location select the country to begin your plague when you select it with the R2 button you can see more information pop the start bubble with R2 to confirm or select
another country instead use the left stick to move the Crosshair okay world population 7.1 billion where should we start this I feel like I don't want the plague to kill anyone on the northeast coast of the United States so I won't start there you know what let's target the motherland Russia population 160 million there's planes there's ships it's rainy it's snowy lots of leaves dmv4 has infected its first human weak but used to cold temperatures it must evolve using DNA points to infect more p
eople I've infected one person with zero dead there's airplanes flying all around okay if I do blood one gives organism ability to split to blood to blood contact water one pathogen can survive outside in fresh warm water that's definitely not good for Russia because there's no warm water air one gives pathogen ability to travel on Dust particles common fleet no we don't want rodents Birds insects I say blood Through Blood contact that's probably the best for Russia oh symptoms painful cysts con
taining pockets of the pathogen slight chance of bursting which can spread disease and that caused two DNA points I currently have three let's evolve oh look at that evolving happening you have spent DNA points to evolve your disease and more options have opened up get more points by popping DNA and biohazard bubbles with R2 and infecting people I don't get oh I popped oh I just got DNA points okay time to make this a bloodborne pathogen yeah oh this is gonna be bad okay dm4 has infected hundred
s of Russia increasing the chance that infected person will infect a healthy person keep evolving your disease cool see I want to go for blood too because then we can infect bodily fluids and get mucous membranes going it's going to be like the flu we're going to make dmv4 like the flu but with cysts this is really weird oh I like this if they can get an abscess pockets of infected flesh are painful and act as breeding grounds for the pathogen increasing infection sites yeah oh we got abilities
pathogen evolves yes we need cold resistance because in Russia it's freezing trust me on this I've never thought I would be so excited about infecting the world dmv4 has infected thousands in Russia people are being infected faster and faster yeah 22 000 23 000 okay oh medicine in Norway slowing infection Norway is a wealthy country with high quality Health Care to spread faster you may need to involve evolve the drug resistance ability Norway you got good health care but I'm coming dmv4 is begi
nning to spread around the world Hit the triangle button to see which countries are infected wow look at that we got Norway Finland Russia Ukraine turkey Iran Kazakhstan China I'm gonna create drug resistance to make sure Norway doesn't start catching up to me I already got a mil two million infected dmv4 has infected more people in the world than TB it is a very infectious disease my God look at the country being wiped out 21 million people two dead I've claimed my first victim this is making m
e happy for a really strange reason Russia is the first to instruct doctors to begin Research into a cure for dmv4 the more scary dmv4 becomes by hurting and killing people the harder humans will try and cure it remember this one involving your disease oh no we have a million dead as a result of my illness Russia exterminates pigeons what what's happening in Russia here oh my God look at the government is dispensing bottled water Exterminating grass rats face masks are being distributed Extermin
ating pigeons what do the pigeons do my God Russia's dropped already two thousand dollars on medical research that's not that much money Russia you could do better oh affected all right poor Rush is just all right on this map Greenland is about to be wiped out am I going to destroy the population of Russia right now 90 of their populations infected 10 of their populations Dead all hospitals are closed they're using mass Graves Jesus up it's spreading into Africa and Australia okay I think I'm ta
king over I think the world's about to end killed more than the black plague we've killed over 75 million people tip Fight The Cure there are two ways to fight development of the Cure evolve aggressive symptoms to destroy countries more noticeable or evolve cure resistance less noticeable oh the Cure in the U.S for dmv4 is 25 complete no way research doctors all over the world are completely focused on developing a cure no Indonesia is leading the global cure effort they started to send research
teams pop blue bubbles to destroy their research stop doing research they may find a cure this might be problematic because I think I infected all the countries and I think I was too aggressive with it oh the Cure of the world is 70 done you know what I need to do I need to create warm resistance so it can spread to Africa let's see if I can get it to spread to Africa The Cure is 95 complete I've only killed 362 million people the cure for dmv4 is finished and is being deployed worldwide no loo
k at the number of infected the world has survived a devastating plague and will soon eradicate DMV for forever large numbers of people have died in the world has changed forever no this is so sad no one's officially infected dmv4 has been eradicated there's no way I'm gonna finish playing this game without dmv4 taking over the world it's the most obnoxious honk in the history of hunks dmv5 there's gonna be fire extra yeah edit name DMV five we're going right for the US because I know the U.S we
akness I know the way to make this happen I have my white coat we're gonna make a cure impossible that's the goal this is all going to be about fighting the U.S ability to create a drug I already know the strategy we're gonna keep the symptoms mild keep the resistance on high ain't nobody Stopping Us Now I feel like that's a popular song Ain't No Stopping Us Now boom demonetized genetic hardening yes look see no one's even ready for this they think they're going to cure it with their money ain't
no money gonna stop us because I'm going to genetically Harden this medicine Beyond cures bacterial resistance too yes please penguin spontaneously combusts in zoo kind of getting hot with a slab coat but it's okay honestly the eyeglasses help the most because I can see oh no let's do bacterial resistance three bacteria survives in all climates minor disease spreading in a normal checkup a doctor in the USA named Dr Mike I'm just kidding found a new disease which has been named dmv5 it appears
mostly harmless but must be investigated USA starts to work on cure okay us I see you look at this genetic hardening good luck DNA us with your research dollars okay so it's spreading pretty quickly the deaths are going to Skyrocket if I do pneumonia but if you have a lot of deaths and they're going to put more money into the Cure so I don't want to do that just yet you got to be strategic if you want your virus to destroy the world okay here we go this is where this is where I'm going to strike
transmission you ready let's do insects oh my God that insecting is going to put us over the edge oh yeah oh yeah okay let's let's do another insect all right we're definitely gonna take over look at that spread in Canada okay let's do uh bloodborne transmission too now oh my god oh we're gonna get the entire world infected with this more people in the common cold it's the ultimate infectious disease they're one percent to a cure good luck vomiting boom let's hit him with the vomiting let's hit
him with the pneumonia watch the number of dead Skyrocket right now look at that 36 000 95 000 dead let's put paranoia in there let's do seizures how about we do a little genetic reshuffle research doctors all around the world are completely focused on finding a cure for me oh no the Cure is 50 complete I can't lose this again oh the cases in Greenland are spreading look at that look at that look at that that looks so good oh my God yes there are no healthy people left in the world we all have
tmv5 yeah oh no they're at 83 oh no come on with all these symptoms how are people not dying faster projectile vomiting okay cool cool cool cool cool cool cool I never thought I would say that 6.2 million people are dead 6.3 billion 6.4 billion this is the most evil I've ever been in my entire life but I'm here for it 27 million people left alive 7.1 billion people dead oh my God it's to destroy Humanity the last few humans know that they are watching the end of History 300 000 people 200 000 10
0 000 eighty thousand sixty thousand fifteen thousand thirty thousand I've never been so excited for Humanity to cease existence five thousand people three it's like New Years I've killed everyone on Earth dmv5 has successfully eliminated all life on Earth that's what I was talking about just needed my stethoscope my lab coat and my glasses oh my God this is weird why do they have zombies in a hospital what's up guys Dr Mike here for those of you who don't know I am a board-certified family medi
cine physician but I'm also a gamer part-time and I've been trying to break into Minecraft for some time luckily I found a buddy in log dot zip AKA Tyler to help me out he guided me through the process I downloaded some Hospital maps and I'm about to give you a review of how accurate these Hospital maps are what I would change I'm linking them all down below so the creators can get your downloads as well let's get started Modern Hospital I know what I'm doing I'm a physician okay I see a sheep f
irst of all I'm gonna come out really far away and take a look at this hospital because this Hospital looks more like a Miami condo than it does a hospital is this like the garden where patients go to Garden oh my god I've never played this game I get to hit stuff oh look at these little seagulls wait what are what what is this they look like little baby eggplants what are these you think they're fishies wait a second look at that little positive sign that's nice let's take a look at the whips t
hat they put in front of the hospital this is kind of a whack car this looks like a Hummer Circa 1984. wait why are there pigs in front of the hospital someone had a way too good of a Time and then there's bones you can pick this stuff up can I get the little piggy come here come here piggy piggy piggy piggy piggy wait I'm trying to ride the piggy piggy Let Me Ride you no don't hit the piggy that's a seagull the seagulls attack in this game I will say whoever created this their gardening is on p
oint oh look it's a person or is that a security guard it's definitely a security guard because my man's got a boat a boat put that bow down bro all right sorry I'm creating havoc in the hospital let's go what is going on here this is not a hospital what is that why is this thingy like this hi and these spiders just look concerning to me there's like animals in here is this a Veterinary Hospital bro is this just if someone just designed a hospital on the X theory that looks really good I'll give
you props but I expect more I just heard a sheep failure of the game number one you gotta have an elevator in the hospital that's like where all the HIPAA violations take place so there's just freaking spiders everywhere how are you ever gonna get better when there's spiders yo this thing is riding the spider it doesn't even care this is one unhappy page why is it green why are you green buddy okay I'm going to the top floor we're going to the penthouse oh my God this person made the hospital g
o above the clouds oh look at these little ventilators okay the first accurate part of this Hospital little AC vet units what I would do I would confuse people and just say ba now you don't know what it is it just looks like a pause logo we have to take out all signage to not confuse people so they don't think this is a hospital because there's no hospitaling going on here I'm giving this Hospital on an exterior level I give it a seven it looks beautiful but it doesn't look like a hospital like
it has balconies you don't have balconies on a hospital you don't have pools just hanging out here for patients to swim in interior I give it a zero you don't even have an elevator upstairs how are you gonna get the patients from one floor to another you gotta think about this I'm starting to get a feel for this and I'm kind of thinking like if I built my own be a good Hospital just saying this one already is like come into me this Hospital speaks to me I probably wouldn't put the logos like tha
t like here and here like that's too much like is this for people and then this is for the birds and they got a helicopter pad oh if I was a helicopter I'd land here look I don't know why I like breaking stuff this is a good roof like this is the proper antenna that you need for cellular communication that kind of looks like a laser so that's a little strange these need to be on the roofs of tall buildings because we're so high in the clouds you don't want like an airplane being like oh what is
that oh my God honestly outside it's clean it's thorough but it doesn't have any Landscaping you know the Landscaping is going to cost you some points I'm gonna I'm gonna give this Hospital a straight seven just the fact that it doesn't have any kind of landscaping except these bouncy bushes I don't like it what's with the spiders man this one has a spider too I'm telling you hospitals don't have spiders all right let's go through the main entrance there's a seagull oh look there's employees wit
h bows and arrows you come in here and you say hi I'm here because I have a bone that's broken can you help it you go to the waiting area and they're like sir we'll call you when you're ready and you're like oh my God this hospital's so mean whoa oh no oh no Dr Mike fell out of the world score four okay respond me I need to do that again that was bad is this this is a double room my God is this a sink this looks like a jail oh is this a jail Hospital foreign whoa whoa where was that I saw someth
ing move is this because I fell out and they put me into the hospital okay I need to get out of here I'm freaking out I'm freaking out no I've managed to curtail my fall oh my God this is weird why do they have zombies in a hospital and there's bats in here they need to fix this place up and why are there stairs right here oh oh wait what is that what is that a bacon rotten flesh ew first of all why are they jails like this looks like free the patient free the patience now it looks like a hospit
al and let's expand these rooms see now you have a connecting room now people can hang out together and it's like more sociable okay exterior I said was a seven interior has really disappointed me it's not like a one I'm gonna give the interior a three out of ten so and this one I'm not going to take away their full accreditation I'm just going to take away their l so it's a hospital and it's raining I don't like that it's raining I'm gonna leave now oh this hospital is very very cute I love the
color scheme if I was a patient I would be excited to go to this Hospital there's a lot of support animals there's emotional support sheep emotional support bushes they didn't even try and make it big they were like this is a tiny Community Hospital for small doctors like Dr Mike to come in and see what's up I love the design and again there's spiders what's with the zombies and the spiders it is the reception you come in and again you say hey I have something wrong with me help me help me and
the person's like do you even have insurance and I'm like no help me I should live in a country where we are all covered then I realized I was getting political in a game like Minecraft so I decided to take the stairs so I'm assuming these are exam rooms come on they didn't even put patient beds in here what is this bench what are you supposed to do in this bench besides look at this beautiful view and the emotional support animals there's one more floor I hope to be pleasantly surprised you're
not supposed to have open flames in a hospital bro don't you know that oxygen tanks are flammable put all of these out immediately and you want to have curtains up just in case patients need a little privacy this is ridiculous I'm getting frustrated and the roof just has AC Vents and nothing else I'm disappointed this Hospital gets like a four five I think it's cute on the outside the inside is a solid one because there's like some thought behind the lighting setup but I'm taking away its medica
l privilege that's it no that kind of still looks like it has medical privilege we gotta do this now it just looks like someone's weird home next there's something addicting about Minecraft where you don't have to worry about the real world just build some blocks I think this is the psychiatric hospital that I saw look at the exit because you can't walk out see I like it because you can't really escape from here there's like you know barbed wire and then I'm not sure what's going on with here th
is looks rather unfinished the logo I like these little lighting designs this looks nice this needs to be figured out I will say the roof the roof is good this is a good roof you have lights here for planes you have like this area where you can what is this like a cooking area sound alarm if Escape is suspected oh this is the Watchtower this roof is really looking legit I'm liking this roof this is a good roof I would like for it to have a helicopter landing pad in case of a psych emergency I ca
n live without It Outdoors this is like a solid seven and a half seven and three quarters all right let's let's go in what does it say here ambulance docking gate three I like these details you see these details are what make it go a long way like because if you told me pull up to gate G4 I bake yo where's gate G4 G4 is right here assessment unit white forest Max stay 40. oh this is like the short term stay yo this is not bad but like you need to have a nursing station because like I get that th
ese are little rooms for the patient first of all don't be a Savage give your patients at least a 10 foot by 10 foot room this is not have bitched in inhabitable this one is double doors so you know this is where the dangerous people stay so it has a window at least whoever made this hospital did not recognize that humans live in psych wards or stay in psych wards so they need room they're not like chickens that need like a little Hen House let me out I feel like I'm a patient I'm not about it I
would like to see my patients taking care of better than this is this Blood let's let's get out of here I'm creeped out a little bit interior of this Hospital gets a solid four because they actually labeled stuff to signs are legit the outside's a solid seven and a half eight but it looks more like a prison than anything else I guess let's get started with Amateur Surgeon Adult Swim games I guess it's all right if kids are watching I have to hit play oh my God I literally have to use a pizza cu
tter okay please select the tongs grab a piece of bone and what I gotta put his ribs together I don't understand oh got one in is there's something satisfying about fixing ribs there's something so delicious about this suture him up oh Staples we Staple in this bad boy oh we gonna cauterize this glass extraction oh this looks painful all right we gotta get the tongs to get the glass out oh didn't mean to miss oh use the tongs to grab the pieces slowly and cleanly okay slowly I told you guys that
you shouldn't ever take out glass out of your body because you can truly hurt yourself by hurting your arteries oh no wrong area now we gotta burn him by the way this is not how we do it what is this are we vacuuming oh no he's dying he has 24 beats I'm not gonna fail at this awful game see if I can do it in time oh come on give me an extra second did I get seems to be my computer just went into power save mode how why I'm gonna replay this bad boy especially now that I know what I'm doing let'
s do this we're gonna fix these pieces of glass and I told you before don't take out any object that gets inserted inside of you because oh come on you can truly hurt yourself if there's any kind of cut artery behind that by the way we don't close most wounds with staples this is super inaccurate we close most wounds with sutures if they're on the scalp or on an area we need to close fast then we use staples but let's burn some stuff pizza cutter pot well oh you need to be accurate we're inside
these lungs do not look accurate I love it we're throwing Staples on his lungs we did not leave Staples inside humans bodies and the best part about it is we don't burn we're the lungs but for some reason it feels good to do he needs paint oh I gotta do this quickly here I am talking but you gotta actually save a life come on Mikey oh let's get the Staples in here let's get the Staples the burning and then the pain away I just saved excuse me planned I'm trying to save a life here what are you d
oing bro back up back up bro I thought so we just saved a life what's up how about you just back up a little bit huh my God some plants they don't even know what they're doing this guy's not even real and he's just trying to be here with me all right it's 11 p.m and I'm losing my mind I'm sorry let's work on Cletus the fetus wow that porcupine has a hillbilly stuck on it okay this is getting crazy oh oh he's got a he's got a serious little condition let's pull these thingies out he's bleeding ra
pidly but we're gonna patch him up we're gonna fix him with these staples even though it's completely inaccurate you know we used a cautery tool actually it's called an electro cautery tool in the operating room but we only use it to stop bleeds for example if uh a patient we we hit a little artery and it's sprinkling blood we can use the cautery tool to help it stop bleeding instead of using a clamp and again I'm burning his kidney oh sorry buddy oh we gotta go multiple incisions look at this b
ut now we have to use the tongs not the thongs to get these thorns out of his liver which totally makes sense and now we gotta burn him and his liver I don't know why I'm burning his liver it makes no sense medically gotta close them up and we're gonna be good to go burn [Music] pain away what you gotta go again this dude has too much going on with him I don't think I'm gonna be able to save him I don't think there's too many wounds wow you gotta really be quick at this game this is this game is
no joke I was here trying to have a good time but this game is serious come on Cletus come on please I don't like losing this much no come on don't don't do that don't give me that you could tell I'm not a real gamer because I can't talk and play this game I clearly need to concentrate just to rub the goo on this guy's breasts dad stop laughing it's all good I'm getting the pizza cutter I'm cutting into this left lower quadrant here to get to his kidneys which would be actually in his back but
it's okay I'm getting the little prods out of his kitties I don't know how my man got prods in his kidneys this isn't a strategy game by the way this is just like pure how fast I can click my mouse as a Proud Family Medicine doc I have to save Cletus Roadkill oh if you make a mistake he bleeds faster you guys are probably watching this and you're like what is this guy doing and how is this medically educational it's not he should yeah you should be under sedation Cletus [Music] Cletus check out
the worst rated medical games I did it last year and I want to see if anyone's learned any lessons you with me we found our first victim kids doctor clinic one review two stars free weird icon I'm clicking on it let's play baby kids doctor clinic game kid doctor clinic is a game that make you a doctor we promise to create good app for kids every week thank you so much I think the problem here is is they're creating a new app every week perhaps take it's definitely gonna hack into my phone and st
eal my credit card information or something but let's see I love that on the bottom there's ads for uh malpractice suits Philadelphia injury attorney What Child is clicking on this all right there's a child here I have a thermometer I have what looks like a tongue depressor a stethoscope and a flashlight I don't know why there's a flashlight in case there's a blackout thermometer says thermometer didn't say anything what is going on you click the flashlight and you look inside its mouth and ther
e's like a little devil in there what is it there's an octopus inside this child's mouth oh you could wipe the baby's tears and it makes a really awkward sound when you do there's no learning there's no doing there's literally just like you're clicking buttons and there's so many malpractice ads in this game it's kind of frightening to me are adults playing this why bear come play this game with me buddy it's called Little Bear Hospital doctor game for kids come up here hey little bear doctor ou
r animal friends are sick now please help to treat them with Advanced medical facilities and comfortable environment no you don't care bear it's not recognizing my face because you're licking me ah now I have to enter my password it won't even load it's seriously not loading it's good music though see like Russian music [Music] no I don't want notifications from the crazy hospital all right we have Charlie age 28 years old oh Charlie's a little creepy [Music] looks like Charlie has had a terribl
e reaction to something he ate his face has loads of spots as a result use the spot cream to clear up those spots and perform a general checkup well medically this is a little inaccurate if a patient came in and was having allergic reaction as to something they ate facial swelling could be an early form of anaphylaxis you may need to administer an EpiPen also do you want to put topical steroids on the face if it's short-term and under careful I have a doctor maybe I don't know let's see let's se
e how I can treat this gentleman's face okay okay these don't look like hives these look like infected pustules I would treat these with antibiotics but oh oh sir cover your mouth it's covet is this a toothbrush I'm gonna brush his teeth oh those are some bad teeths sir you have plaque you need to get it out you want to brush your teeth like you're brushing a tomato not too hard dentist told me that oh cool he has fungus on his nails but I'm just clipping them giving him a manicure oh do you kno
w what I'm doing here he has infected hair follicles so I'm pulling those hairs feels like a beauty treatment more than a hospital visit they're not gonna lie use the ice cold and swell to heal this nasty bruise oh man I wish Cole just heals bruises this quickly unfortunately it takes some days to clear up a bruise A bruise is essentially broken blood vessels underneath the skin and you can't just make that disappear overnight all right now I get why this game has three and a half Stars it's not
terrible although I just don't understand why it's making me do certain things like he came out of the rash on his face and here I am cutting his fingernails and brushing his teeth beans beans The Musical Fruit the more you eat the more you toot I think our Brave Pirate Jack needs a tummy rub to get rid that wind after eating all those beans rub Jack's stomach to help him ease the wind that he has this is awkward and there's a giant hand I just had to massage a pirate's belly as he moaned and I
heard squirting noises to help him Pass Wind clearly someone's taking advantage of the Universal Health Care System wherever that was wait what little Ed's Junior Gym Doctor Jim is the perfect place to get the proper fitness tips to keep our body more beautiful and more Shining in this little Edge Junior Gym Doctor game you can perform tons of gymming exercises like boxing weightlifting dumbbells starching balls I'm gonna play this game for one reason I need to know what starching balls is oh I
'm gonna put them on the stationary bike oh you could actually like make him do it [Music] he's in the doctor's office now these are Band-Aids but what's wrong with his leg sorry little Ed I'm not a fan I like your pink bike though accident reported go to the place provide them first aid oh my God is this like one of those oh it's not a bad driving simulator actually I mean you just go straight oh patient looks in pain give him first aid ASAP why is the paramedic or EMT in scrubs and a face mask
maybe because it's covered why is the patient on the floor you need a back brace you need to do ABC's come on man this is a trauma take the patient to the hospital no problem again hospitals Straight Ahead clearly did not design a map here I've crashed this ambulance two times time to walk this patient in floating oh my God and his head goes through the walls what is happening oh there's footsteps but where's my patient's head he looks decapitated whoa why is there a sniper oh that's another ga
me press button to start surgery oh start surgery antiseptic ball okay good job apply cotton on finger great work now apply sanitizer strips on wound I don't know what those sanitizer wipes were but and that cuts not really on his finger so instead of putting the cut on his finger they just put it on the bed all right this game gets a for accuracy but not bad for um in terms of game development like if I was gonna develop my own game maybe I'll hit him up swine flu prevention Pig game it's made
by a person named Pig shooter Hello friends space exclamation point we are here to introduce you a swine flu prevention Pig game swine flu prevention Pig game exclamation point is a game that help you handle disease like swine flu in a funny way dot dot foreign those are owls you're using the wrong animal noise do I have IGA nephropathy what is with these medical ads there's a little heart at the top of the screen that says video ads who just wants to see video ads who would just be like oh you
know what I'm cool playing this game but let me see those video ads real quick cut the infected Pig oh there's like Fruit Ninja oh my God this is weird I'm playing Fruit Ninja with pigs oh that wasn't a defective Pig I caught the wrong Pig real doctor hates this game wow it's like freezing my phone oh my God sick baby care a little doctor little doctor sick baby care is a new addition to baby care doctor Salon game if you love baby doctor care new baby and Dr Kids Salon games then you are surely
gonna enjoy this game treat this little girl in the game she's just a dirty food which is not good for a health and got sick it's time to treat her and give her first date since she is crying take her to the doctor clinic check her temperature pulse and blood pressure once done give her appropriate medicine make her smile again by treating her the right way okay there's a young woman slash child sitting in front of what looks like to be a Big Mac and fries and a beer she should be drinking a be
er I have to feed it to her mom I am feeling sick well obviously the doctor just fed you a burger check the temperature and heartbeat give her injection cut the grammar in these games great sound effects too give her medicine I always wonder what kind of injections are they giving to these children it's giving her three pills it's a lot of pills [Music] give her syrup and wipe her tears oh look I'm wiping her tears this is the worst wiping of the tears I've ever seen only in a game do you have t
o do this to someone's face to wipe their Tears like for me you go like this tears wipe for this baby yippee thanks doctor I'm fine now that's the entire game who made you and Y wow everybody wants me to play bio Inc I want to play the newest version but I don't have a PC so let's go bio Inc iPhone now three two one John I'm afraid I don't have very good news for you today oh first of all your high blood pressure combined with your high cholesterol led to your severe chest pain Additionally you
being a smoker and overweight put you at risk of a heart attack or stroke I like this game already I'm skipping it let's go all right I apparently I have to enter my internship here let's go okay choose the stage let's do unhealthy name your victim oh man there's so much I want to do all right I'll keep it simple for now Hitler okay we're gonna keep it mild to start it up all right stage one Hitler is overweight sedentary a junk food addict and a smoker use these risk factors to your advantage t
o upgrade your diseases and terminate Hitler before doctors find a cure oh my God this is like Plague Inc but you're trying to kill a human let's see what I have to do here okay bacteria and viruses look carefully you need to collect bacteria and viruses to earn points select in fact this system and tap the bacteria or virus oh got a little upper respiratory virus in there four days in nervous system renal system skeletal system digestive system oh nervous system he's got like a where do I get i
t though it's renal boom when he had a kidney infection my man Hitler had a UTI he had a pneumonia now bio points you have a few bio points tap to bio points to spend your bio points and upgrade your disease let's change his risk factors he's already overweight right so we don't need that we can't afford any of these a person who is unlucky is subjected to or marked by misfortune [Music] a very unlucky person oh man you can give them diseases that's crazy okay cool first I want to go back let's
see what Hitler's doing 17 days in okay a workaholic is a person who is addicted to work no thank you we're not going to make Hitler a workaholic malnutrition yes because malnutrition is the leading killer via the Obesity epidemic evolve Hitler's not eating properly damn skippy we're collecting those bio points quick nervous system bam dehydration occurs when you lose more yeah dehydration and diarrhea are the world's leading Killers so let's go evolve we're gonna get this guy down Hitler's dehy
drated why am I getting so happy about killing somebody granted it's Hitler so that makes it okay obese yeah we're gonna make him obese um and he's gonna be unhealthy he's smoking he's obese he's got all the risk factors I want him to be morbidly obese okay hereditary yeah we want him to have hereditary illness Hitler has been fledged with poor genes God I feel so evil let's give him some diseases let's go right to the respiratory tract and give him oh wow 24 bronchitis flu oh he caught a very b
ad flu now let's see if I can double that up and see if I can get him a bronchitis and the flu at the same time oh he's sick you hear him coughing oh look at his respiratory system failing he's getting muscle damage and his kidneys are about to start failing oh emphysema oh my god he has bronchitis flu and emphysema it's so exciting oh visit to the doctor he's going to visit the doctor he will investigate hope it's not a good doctor it took him 22 percent of his respiratory function to decrease
for Hitler to go see the doctor what a lazy bum pneumothorax you know what that means when his lung collapses yep oh be careful doctors are treating Hitler achieve your objective before the recovery progress reaches 100 or Hitler will live I will not let that happen he's only at six percent recovery I'm good he can't recover he has one lung and he has like three infections emphysema bronchitis flu H1N1 swine flu hit him he has a regular flu swine flu emphysema a collapsed lung pneumothorax this
guy ain't surviving look at that I'm hitting him with the pneumonia it's impossible he can't survive he's a 19 you oh look at his lung function he's dying there's no way pneumonia H1N1 flu bronchitis emergency room in critical condition Hitler has been admitted to the ER doctors are now intensifying their efforts to save him oh no they're healing him no way he's at two percent no way systems failure Hitler systems are failing increased failure rate by terminating other symptoms what he can't liv
e without his lungs oh nurses on strike honestly a hospital can't function without nurses and this is going to be proof right here with Hitler Hitler Hitler's bones are very weak he's got rickets there's no way he's gonna survive if he has multi-organ failure it's game over for Hitler oh my God they're speeding up his healing let me do something bad muscular dystrophy or potassium deficient potassium deficiency because I'll make his heart go bad too chronic muscle pain that's not that good I lik
e muscular dystrophy he's more susceptible to damage that way but with his muscular system and his respiratory systems have failed oh let's give him high cholesterol and hypertension oh my God good luck Hillary good luck all right all his systems are failing all right everything failed come on now [Music] Hitler died in 271 days time of death February 28th cause of death pneumothorax I never thought I'd be proud at least this Proud To Kill a patient although if it was Hitler and I still couldn't
do it my Hippocratic Oath wouldn't allow me to but I'm still really happy in this game all right we're going for round two this game hits a little close to home compared to play yank because play gank you're like infecting countries it's a little bit more distant here I feel like I'm being a bad doctor and actually killing my patient but for some reason it feels kind of good let's do moderate difficulty I don't want it too hard I know more Hitler Bundy if you watch a documentary on Netflix by t
he way it's crazy the Bundy tapes Ted Bundy is overweight sedentary at junk food addict and a smoker use these risk factors to your advantage you know I think I might just go for the circulatory system failure because that makes everything fail there's something rewarding about collecting these little viruses as they pop up it's like a dopamine hit each time they pop up like Boop let's make him obese boom Ted Bundy I'll obese my friend oh Ted Bundy is a UTI someone just overhears me like in the
Next Room Dr Mike's giving Ted Bundy a UTI what can we make him morbidly obese yeah I'm gonna get him all his risk factors oh how appropriate Ted Bundy is about to have unprotected sexual relations you get a chance to spin the wheel of STDs I'm ready spin the wheel oh HPV that's not even that fun HPV infection causes warts more than 100 varieties of human papilloma virus exists it's dangerous in the throat it's dangerous in the cervix for women but outside of that it's not that exciting and it's
a long-term problem I want him to suffer now I'm gonna make sure that he has the worst risk factors for survival and then hit him with the symptoms oh malnutrition and hereditary he doesn't even have a disease yet and he's already falling apart look at that Ted Bundy you done wrong by Me by the way fun fact Ted Bundy was the first televised murder trial look at that I'm just full of fun facts today look being over 60 years old uh increases disease damages that's true you hear him he's suffering
a little bit I don't even know why I just made him older and unhealthy oh dehydration yes and allergies allergies is the over activation of the immune system as soon as I turn on the disease that I'm going to infect them with it's probably going to be circulatory he's going down oh Ted Bundy's going to a doctor for his annual checkup all right Ted Bundy you smart you smart but let's see what the doctor's gonna do to you because right now you don't have any diseases because I got a doctorate deg
ree that I know how to kill Ted Bundy be careful doctors are treating him treating him with what he's not sick they're treating him fairly quickly I don't like this oh placebos all medications are now poisonous on Ted Bundy I don't know what that means that's not real medicine risk factors drug addicts yep he has every risk factor in the books okay watch this I'm 190 days in it took a while to develop all of these issues but watch how quickly I'm going to take down his heart most people don't kn
ow that but if you take down the heart everything else will follow because blood doesn't circulate it's called Shock you have many types of shock cardiogenic shock when the heart doesn't beat septic shock when it's due to an infectious Source see that we're learning all right we're gonna give them hypertension and we're gonna give him high cholesterol angina wow yeah he's having chest pain all right angina is chest pain from a lack of circulation to the heart uh not bad doctors not all doctors a
re good some are too busy to work slow yep in a circulatory system is failing what disease angina has been cured that's ridiculous man oh my God he's been admitted to the emergency room with only 15 of the circulation that's not bad wait he's healing way too quick I won't be able to stop this no way I mean he should he should die fairly quickly here Ted Bundy's under a lot of stress yeah his body's dying his nervous system's at 46 45. oh man it's tight all right I'm gonna try and just kill him r
ight now chronic stress yes nervous breakdown yes oh my God it's coming to the wire let's see if I can stop the recovery oh nice I think I think I got him right there I think that was the move I think that was the move all right his nervous system failed now everything should start failing all right let's give him some asthma oh my God he's at 91 but everything is failing all right three organs have failed him come on he can't keep going like this muscular what can I give him potassium deficienc
y that's gonna for sure end him for sure oh my god look how tight it is look how tight it is yes oh I got way too excited Ted Bundy died in 411 days bear did you hear that come here we killed Ted Bundy together we did it together man good job good job I couldn't have done it without you my little doof although you're not that little okay thank you Surgeon Simulator Amateur Surgeon plaging bio INC now comes Operate Now Hospital Edition you recommended it I'm about to play it let's get it started
in a hospital every day is a matter of life and death sounded super dramatic doctor I know you're new here but this is no time for nice ties niceties what's your name Doctor Who this is easy Dr Mike and I love that doctor spelled out I don't know if you guys notice on all my stuff I spell out not on this one but gaping wound very easy two minutes okay Doctor we need to make neat stitches across the world Bam Bam God I like using the pencil for this 100 let's put the applicator tool good work doc
tor he's stabilizing perhaps now I can introduce myself properly I'm Amy Dr Stone told me you were in charge until he returned Amy Why did no one Why did no one let me know about the newcomer being put in charge patients lives hang on by a thread and I have to wait for an amateur to sign off on my operating room God it's like Gray's Anatomy episode you don't have to talk to Dr Mike as if they weren't here sirona what do you say about getting things running Doctor I wish we name the hospital what
about like happy and healthy Memorial that's corny that healthy spot yo here you'll find a list of available tasks such as surgeries assignments and more okay I gotta build the operating room oh building different departments will keep your hospital running and allow you to produce the resources you need okay I like that let's build it we have a level one operating room installed well that's a nice operating room dangerous polyp difficulty very easy okay doctor now that we have good sanitary co
nditions to operate in let's see how you perform a complex surgery I don't know if a polyp is considered a complex surgery oh but it's in the intestines a polypectomy anytime you have a term in medicine where you have ectomy that means you're taking it out appendectomy taking out the appendix polypectomy taking out the polyp you get what I'm saying first we need to apply the antiseptic tool applicator which is really true this is the first thing that we do then we get the scalpel and then becaus
e I have my awesome pencil I can just do a perfect concision right there look at that it's like I've been doing this my whole life take too long or make mistakes and you lose the patient don't stop now scalpel let's go right into this is almost like an exploratory laparotomy but it's a little bit deeper than this now we can see the polyp let's laser it oh it's good promote healing by applying gel over the cauterized area now let's suit yourself bam bam look at that good now let's close her up wh
ile we still have times like the needle tool bop bop bop and we cleaned it up she said my stitching needs work but a competent job I suppose I think she's just hating that operation was a success I'm The Man by the way this new game that I'm addicted to I kind of gave up on OverWatch is called the Apex Legends if you want me to play season 2 Apex Legends because I'm nasty Drop it Down Below in the comments Hospital life there are three Department types for you to manage an admission Department a
dmits patients these indicators tell you how much cash you have how many beds are in use to it's on medical departments to collect the cash that accumulates here you'll be able to manage your staff and assign them based on their specialty thus allowing your departments to function right let's see [Music] I have one angry surgeon here with sirona size the operating room will have steady cash flow let's claim it boom what did I earn that was exciting I got Dr Ambrosia and she gives me one percent
extra money and one percent extra time I don't know what that means we'll need a place where patients can recover safety to build award okay Ward ten thousand dollars I have twenty seven thousand let's build it right there I have 23 beds oh and I got another reward oh I got John the nurse I'm gonna put my nurse in there in the recovery area build a break room let's do it I still don't get to eat for that resource spending should be solely for better patient care well sirona I hate to be the one
to tell you this but in order to be more productive you need to be well rested in order to be well rested you need to have some quiet time silence is golden we need a break room for nurses for doctors and residents well the residents are probably not going to get access until they start complaining and all that stuff but you know doubt much resting will take place there those Hooligans will turn it into a frat house one Hooligans we have like three staff and in my hospital that's called that spo
t where you'll get healthy yo if a signed staff member runs out of stamina department will stop working refill their stamina assign them to the break room or simply put another non-tired staff member to work there okay oh my God I can give them plus 50 energy by giving him coffee here's some coffee buddy and look my staff is already performing better and we've got another reward this game has the most rewards I've ever seen energy drink recovers a hundred stamina points instantly there should be
a little thing on the bottom but shortens your life just a bit work is Relentless a patient has come in with a severe bone fracture care to take a look I don't mind taking a look Jake 21 went on a night out he fell off his bike riding home and broke his right arm ouch the scaphoid wrist bone is usually the most commonly broken bone when you're falling on an outstretched hand that's the one that's more in your wrist this the area looks like we're going into is either an ulnar fracture or a radia
l fracture I'm gonna go ahead and guess ulna I don't know why I'm just where it is I don't know let's just clean it up let's go pop clean incision oh it's worse than we thought yeah yeah let's get the bones out of here [Music] go to work I've cleaned the fragments now I need you to reassemble the bones [Music] look at that now let's place the metal support pop that's called an open reduction internal fixation procedure or if basically open meaning we have to cut open the person's body in order t
o make this happen an internal fixation means that we had to put uh metal hardware in there in order to make the bone stay yay operation successful we could have done a little faster if I wasn't narrating the procedure I'm trying to teach you how to do a radial fracture or ulnar fracture I didn't really pay attention not good to say as a doctor doctors don't judging by the hospital's reputation the new doctors certainly living up to my expectations I guess he doesn't know what I named the hospit
al thank God fracture left leg your patient has a combinated break on the tibia out that's the lower part the shin bone all right let's do it we're going to start by cleaning yes then by scalping bam [Music] okay now that we're inside oh the tibia doesn't look so good we got to get these cleaned up so let's put them up there thank you [Music] okay okay I feel like I'm like a real doctor or something [Music] it's fun good job Dr Mike I will say this game is extremely extremely accurate because I'
m legitimately stressed out I feel like I have to deal with PR bosses patients staff members their needs their training I mean I love playing Sims back in the day but that was stressful what I want you to learn from this is a how complicated it is to run a hospital you have all these things you need to constantly upgrade equipment make choices difficult choices not put a break room in upgrade a break room give a staff members free coffee don't upgrade the cat I mean what end of shift Mikhail did
a terrible job today hopefully no patience suffered due to his negligence I haven't seen a patient in person for about a month because we moved all our encounters to Virtual visits but I'm itching to see a patient I feel like the only way I can make that happen is through live vicariously through a Sim okay how do we change things I gotta make the face legit Bob wait it keeps putting female characters genetics no I don't want to create her child dark brown oh what you can change the mouth this
is weird can I undo yeah I'm more pale I'm gonna I'm gonna have to give it into the paleness and really lean into the pale self that I am oh tucked in button up dude this guy looks like me right now dude this is how I dress for work this is legit me yeah this is me this is legit me this is what I wore to work but let me get me buff yeah that's he's a little thick ah mazarps did he just say nice arms okay if I was creating a place to live I would want to live in the most secluded place as possibl
e should we go for an expensive one or should we do like a fixer-upper Let's do let's do like let's ball out let's go twin Oracle Point wait how do you build a building how do I just build a home oh you build a room by room let's get a bedroom simple sleeper or do I want something fancy dreams from the future looks like my current yeah I dig it let's let's build it right in the middle so if you want to come here you have to go all the way through everything what else do you need to make a home a
home you probably need a kitchen right should the kitchen be near the bedroom I feel like it needs a little room to breathe bathroom you need a bathroom bathrooms I like to keep it simple you don't need to spend a lot of money for a bathroom it's Bare Necessities at this point I agree but the bathroom has to be attached to the bedroom or at least close to the bedroom so you have access boom living room I like it you know you want something that brings people together but I have no more money to
keep it simple for now this is where I entertain so you want this close to the front of the house okay I have no more money so I guess I have to go to work oh I'm a medical assistant making 35 an hour vacation days three I have worked in 24 hours because it is Sunday I work Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday why am I not working today ideal mood is focused my performance is average we got to step that up and to get promoted I have to treat three patients I think I can do it for now how do
you become a better person let's get in good shape let's go let's get Dr Mike here jogging we are in quarantine just make sure you jog somewhere around your house where you're socially distancing yourself whoa whoa whoa buddy buddy buddy we gotta change your outfit we gotta change your outfit wait was I supposed to create different outfits for this fella what are his needs what are your needs go home what's on his phone oh my God you can check your social media timeline oh my God this game is a
Savage it's only 12 p.m don't you dare go napping his house is not fancy where are people in this game can he go to the park oh he can play as a sea monster is it weird that a doctor is going to play in a children's playground definitely not right definitely not right look at him I mean it looks innocent but at the same time if an outsider saw this okay enough go home I'm just excited for him to go to work let's fast forward we need to see those patients it's about being a doctor oh who's this
guy uh in funny introduction who is this guy Mortimer goth look we're chatting it up why is my bladder full oh he's getting hungry do I have anything in the fridge oh he's cooking he acquired the cooking skill definitely not something I have in real life if you saw my sous vide cooking video I'm sorry and sleep time for you to sleep it's 9pm get that early to bed early to rise money oh look he woke up happy while he sleeps in pink pants but let's see what he does in the hospital that's what I'm
most is he going jogging I know he's eating he's making breakfast yeah yeah I get it he has needs what about hygiene he needs to take a shower he took a bubble bath he woke up at 5am to take a bubble bath what is he a psychopath mikhail's Hospital shift is starting now care to join him or should Mikhail go to work alone oh no I think we're joining my man doesn't have doesn't have scrubs on [Music] friendly don't be be funny it's a hospital be serious swab a patient for a sample let's go see thes
e coveted patients how do you scan a patient's body this is weird let's treat him treat bloaty head with Shout Sims bloaty head with shot I've never committed medical malpractice until now bloaty head you know what the real disease here is this non-matching scrubs outfit with a maroon top and green bottoms refer X-Ray Scan let's go talk to this gentleman yeah bring them to an x-ray oh my God this x-ray machine looks like it's a TSA scanner right there that is not an extra that looks like some ki
nd of alien technology if we have that in the future that's cool Mikhail has successfully performed a practice examination that tests results seem valid but specific data is a bit over his head and will be passed along to a physician for diagnosis it's a good learning experience though bro I'm the game doesn't know what I know but I know that bloody head ain't a real thing just saying wait wait let's get these patients in dude you're the medical assistant stop talking to them and check the patie
nts in oh my God look at this line for me Mike Mike Mike check the patience in buddy uh he's hungry he's getting a little snack for himself in the microwave is it lunchtime even or is he just eating like a Savage no it's one o'clock we need to find out what's wrong with this lady once you check her in we're gonna we're gonna make a hospital out of this place we'll make a hospital of it yet okay let's see romance no we do not romance our patients as Mama Dr Jones and I have said oh there we go uh
swab for sample what is he swabbing for you think it's covid what end of shift Mikhail did a terrible job today hopefully no patients suffered due to his negligence I didn't know what I was supposed to do this is messed up this is what I don't like jobs where the directions are unclear and I'm supposed to just know where I'm supposed to be maybe tell me what my duties are lay out my responsibilities so that I can execute I shouldn't have done a terrible job I'm literally gonna fast forward till
the next day just so I can come back to work I don't even care what happens the rest of the day fast forward let them do whatever he wants he's uncomfortable I know why he's uncomfortable because he did a poop job at work today I don't I literally don't care Monday could just pass right now if I could just skip to next day oh look a viable tissue sample was successfully collected now Mikhail must test it in the chemical analyzer but I didn't do it because I didn't know whoa Rhys fibue would lik
e to come over and hang out that's the patient Crossing Lines here Reese chill I'm not even gonna pick up on her all right yeah sleep Mike because you're gonna need to show up to work tomorrow and actually perform because whatever that was today was nonsense he earned forty two dollars bro if you make forty two dollars a day how are you gonna pay off your medical loans the average medical student graduates with like 275 000 in loans 42 dollars a day do better Mike assigned to right side of the b
ed what am I not allowed on the left side of the bed because bear has it by the way there's going to be multiple sins I'm gonna create bear I'm gonna create my dad he's gonna live next to me I'm gonna build out a whole Community you're not ready for this we're gonna take over this town we're gonna call it varshovsky's film work starts in one hour yeah that's why I'm trying to fast forward to all I care about is the job all right Mike let's do it today let's do a better job than we did yesterday
let's check in some patience uh where's the bathroom he needs to use the bathroom although if you're a really good employee you should probably use the bathroom before you get to work okay his bladder is now empty let's see some patience we're analyzing a sample log the sample results okay where do we log them donate to unlock sample results look at that [Music] figuring it out making stuff happen why am I cleaning the bathroom [Music] okay let's swab wait I already did swab a patient for a samp
le scan a patient's body come on Mike come on Mike you're going the wrong way buddy I don't understand why is he cleaning up the exercise room check eyes oh look he did it okay check a patient's ears oh my God Rhys the person who called the doctor that wanted to hang out was a child that's weird Mike don't don't invite children to your home and you don't need to eat today Mike end of shift Mikhail did an adequate job today preventive care is the best course so he needs to step it up look I made
224 dollars today and adequate is better than poop what I got last time you've seen me play Surgeon Simulator one before now it's time for the brand new one that just came out Surgeon Simulator 2 but I need my handy sidekick welcome Bianca anticera to the channel the Pro Gamer the real life nurse I am so excited to play certain simulator too this is gonna be awesome it has been a very long time since I have been in the OR but I know we're gonna destroy it we're gonna be like the Dream Team are y
ou ready to come on to the terminal with me I brought you a cake there you go come oh thank you oh okay that's what I think of that cake we're in we're in uh the diagnostic thing says heart does that mean we have to get the heart yes okay I'm gonna slam him with his fire extinguisher okay can you get the ribs out of the way that I break yes did I break any off you did oh we got the arm the arms off wait why'd you take the arm off it's just supposed to be his heart how can I get the heart without
getting the lung you're a little oh I got the Oh no I got I took the lung out I got his heart where does he go oh God where does the heart go we need a new heart I don't know where to put it level failed the patient lost too much blood ready I'm gonna start breaking his ribs okay let's go three two one breaking ribs I got the heart we need blood or we need to stop bleeding medicine I'm giving him the stop bleeding medicine first I got blood syringe oh no I cut his arm off oh my God he's losing
blood fast I'm getting another vial no why is he losing oh I gotta put the arm back on come on I can't put his arm back on are you getting another Blood syringe yes I'm giving him the stop bleeding medicine [Music] we left a tool in there let me get the tool out of here okay do we find the new heart yet maybe oh I cut his leg off where's that I put it back on I put it back on not to worry I put it back on okay here we go I have organs here what organ do we need heart yes I see a lot of organs bu
t no heart if I was a heart where would I be oh I think I found an organ oh I found the heart there we go there's the heart I got the heart okay let's go and this is seriously we've come so far drop it in there yeah high five we heal not that much blood loss only six minutes let's go round two there's no eye in team wait did it start already two thick arms okay I'm pulling off the right arm you pull off the left arm okay I ripped off his arm where does it go where does it go oh we have to do one
arm at a time I almost feel like we're not medical professionals Bianca okay which arm are we doing first let's do right arm because it's further away from the heart okay you do that I'm gonna get I'm gonna get the thing to stop the bullet uh the arm this is the left arm right no I have the right arm oh no it dropped okay I'll keep them stabilized so you get back I don't understand I have to put this arm somewhere I don't even know where do you see a place where I can put the r i see where it g
oes but we're locked out of it you do where yeah if you come back into the suite I'm in the bathroom okay I'm in here it's back here maybe there's like a way to break in there or something oh wait I see what we need to do we need to throw something up there what if you push this box and then I'll jump on it oh I did it oh you did yeah boy I got his arm okay okay I did it okay I found a healthy right arm I'm coming I'm coming okay right arm is on let's get the left arm all right the arm is off I'
m I'm delivering it I'm stopping the bleeding okay I got the left arm I'm coming in with the left arm no come on there you go man yeah we just passed it was like a passer fail I have to rip off an arm in order to get in here can I borrow your arm take it I can't I don't think it's your arm that I need okay what arm do you need do you need a right arm or a left arm yeah it's a right arm okay okay I'm bringing it oh it worked like a hot dog aha man all right left arm right leg I'm starting off wit
h left arm alright the right arm is off okay we have a problem look where the arm is I can't get it out wait Bianca try and press this button that I'm looking at thank you okay I have a healthy left arm for you bringing it in now my gosh I'm bringing blood so fast I have no no I have the arm I have the arm I I put the arm back on okay so when I pull the arm off you have to go right away with the syringe I got you there you go okay I'm ripped I ripped off his arm open the door for me quick okay t
here we go I'm stopping the bleeding okay bleeding is stopped okay I'm bringing the left arm in why won't the Armory attach B I don't know oh I got it on okay did you rip off the leg no it's the wrong leg you have you haven't met the syringe okay I'm going to get the other leg out okay I got the blood Don't Panic Don't Panic stay calm stay calm I hope this is not how you run codes in the ER oh my God his arm popped off no put it back on B oh my God we're gonna fail hey why did you I put his leg
back B okay I got the r all right I'm running to you now this is it I got faith in this one I'm on the way back with the right leg wait why is his right arm off oh my God B put I got put his right arm back on why do you keep ripping off the poor guy's right arm we don't need it okay okay I've transferred the leg for a healthy leg I'm stopping bleeding very gently we have no limbs at this moment no limbs what do you mean there's no I mean no no removed other than the ones that are necessary so I'
m gonna pop in the right leg right now boom we saved them why isn't it not completed healthy oh we need to take out his appendix what or whatever that blue thing is in the middle isn't a small intestine I guess I'll do that just keep them alive just stabilize them you got this you got it perfect I took it off where do I go with it I have no idea I'm stopping the bleeding best wishes on your journey oh I found it I'm running back oh no no it fell oh we did it yeah good job look at that dance all
right let's beat this and call ourselves surgical simulation Champions how do you feel about these dance moves right now oh look what I found wow dancing pays off what do we have to do there's this place with the looks like intestines just like hanging out there rib pieces back here that we can't get into oh yeah but what is this thingy here looks like we gotta put some battery oh I see event oh I'm in I'm in it I got it I got an electric thing we might need it later all right now we can go into
the organ room okay good now that we've set this up let's start our operation you ready yes you know what I don't see any syringes here forget syringes I don't know what we're doing here oh yeah we don't even have a screen to tell us what's Sears let's see there's another little vent we didn't move yeah oh we need another battery to open up this red thing here I guess this is where we're gonna eat our syringes I need my syringes get them oh wow but I don't know what what surgery we're doing on
him when in doubt replace everything okay I'm gonna start replacing stuff you ready all right bring it on commencing rib removal okay ribs are removed now we need to wait why did you rip his arm off put his arm back on I took out his lung no do you really think that we have to replace everything I don't know all right we need to do his heart stomach and right leg okay let's do his right leg first okay left legs off stop in the bleeding gingerly okay leg is on oh my gosh the siren is not wanting
to cooperate with me there we go got this I have faith in you yeah now I'm gonna get his heart but in order to get his heart I'm gonna have to break his ribs ready yeah there we go oh I took his stomach okay I'm going to get his stomach okay oh that's a small intestine that's the wrong thing okay I got his heart out where is the heart I see lungs I see a heart all right the heart is in I'm going in for the stomach okay I got I got whatever it is out I got his stomach out that's intestine that's
the ribs you can do it uh that looks like a stomach that kind of looks like a stomach I'm coming in with the stomach this should be his last thing oh no I dropped it oh he did it good job that one was legit tough you did a great job stabilizing him though you did awesome you're like a super spy super spy surgeon like invent some stuff like that you've seen me play Surgeon Simulator before but you asked for it in VR let's play okay oh oh I just started there's a ringing phone I'm going to go ahea
d and pick that up okay oh I don't want to go to North Korea no this just sounds like spam uh all right looks like there's a heart transplant surgery that I need to do on patient name Bob I will say this is pretty realistic for a medical thing except that water bottle is not excusable in here no what is this what is this about diazepam you can't have Controlled Substances here oh okay we have a patient we have tools there's a lot of blood on the walls do I have guidance as to what I'm supposed t
o do nope I'm grabbing the saw and I'm going to start cutting gently this area because clearly we need to take out a heart why is he bleeding chill chill with the bleeding and why am I not wearing gloves yeah where's my assistant too let's go ahead and put that down let's go ahead and grab oh I forgot this you always forget the last rib these aren't even anatomically correct Ribs by the way okay usually we have like a container for the ribs just going to go ahead and rest that let go let no no l
et go the heart is beating the stomach is there the esophagus is there the lungs are there the liver is just chilling there's pieces of ribs that we're going to need to reattach after the patient is losing blood but we have some blood here can I reach for this or no oh yeah we oh nope doesn't look like I can reach for that do we want to record this let's record this yo we vlogged into surgery right now my patient Bob is doing really well we're going to get the heart out please like And subscribe
okay we got that let's see if I can just oh you can just take out his life his lungs aren't even attached this is a pretty realistic one though okay whoa that heart is blue that's not a good sign we're gonna have to make some incisions there what's the best way to make it how do you turn off this saw [Music] I don't know okay my guys just look at this my scalpel is just floating on one finger okay I'm gonna have to cut it like this let's just get rid of this as esophagus because this esophagus
is bothering you oh I got the esophagus I'm gonna go ahead and rest esophagus right here I cut the aorta which is not good because my patient's bleeding out I need to get my scalpel again okay looks like we got the heart nice and cut let's go ahead get rid of that heart where's the other heart is it in here wait I need another heart he's dying is there no heart [Music] there's got to be a heart he died when it was going so well brutal murder achieved in a mere few seconds but wait where's the oh
was it in here dang okay hold on give me another chance let me just check if this is where the heart is so my bad bad see if I feel like if I put it in there that's going to be a problem to get it out so you want to keep it nice and slushy right here this is taking way too long I'm going to use the oscillating bone saw here which by the way if you hit a patient with a bone saw on their skin it doesn't actually cut them because it just moves very rapidly doesn't actually spin it vibrates so it s
houldn't technically cut anything else so this is the safest thing we can use to cut these bones oh see that was misinformation right there whoa It's like you think I can juggle this up I wonder if I can get sued for this let's cut all the aorta okay we got the heart loose we need to act quickly here let's replace this broken heart with the good heart uh oh look at all the balloons in my room oh you can't kick them ready dunk on the patient next mission let's learn about our patient today we don
't know H needs a kidney transplant high risk for blood loss well just practice writing take two and call me in a m let's go ahead and sign this up oh we got a phone call yes oh I picked up the whole phone hello hello medical office okay they don't care okay we have a patient whose intestines are exposed we have the large intestine small intestine stomach liver lower rib cage the patient has one toe larger and longer than the rest that is not the big toe let's see how our patient's doing sir you
okay okay we got him knocked out let's do a little Vlog yo we here with Bob Bob messed up his heart now we need to get Bob's kidney so we're about to get Bob's kidney please like And subscribe what up what up oh I don't even know what this saw is for but basically I'm going to go ahead and insert this right above the rectum it's definitely very bloody let me use two hands here the large intestine refuses to be cut my patience bleeding out why does it feel like the large intestine is like metal
what even is this a lightsaber oh it's a electric watery tool oh no my patience bleeding out pretty bad let's cauterize that maybe I need to give him some of this [Music] how do you give syringes give it to him in his face Maybe in his neck does that help oh no he's bleeding a lot with that that's a blood thinner oh I gave him the wrong one uh brutal murder achieved okay I need to restart this one anytime you have a sharp in the field you want to be gentle I say that as I'm cutting through all o
f his organs oh he's bleeding bad I'm going to go ahead and hold on to that liver oh oh no looking at that huh quick God there's so much so much intestine here oh I dropped some stomach you just will hang out right here oh okay one kidney two kidneys where is the kidneys though oh here oh one kidney in no [Applause] oh my God my back hurts so much okay they say when you fail get on the horse and try again or break the patient's ribs I think it needs to be all scalpel driven yeah see look at that
look at that perfect cut you don't even need to take out the rips that's what rookies do see look at that you see what I'm saying this is why you go to medical school you throw the intestines away you clear out the space that you need whoa chill rectum let's get rid of the liver here okay one kidney out two kidneys out this is already looking more promising kidney bean one Sydney being two okay kidney one oh oh wait do you have to attach them or something no no they're in oh yeah is that an a i
s that an a I can't really see my Visions blurry I'm sure he'll live brain surgery you know when I was in med school that was the easiest type of surgery patient still Bob Bob what kind of Lifestyle are you living that all your organs are failing before you start any brain surgery you always have to start with uh oh he's sitting yeah oh what just happened do I have to perform in the dark oh my God okay so they made this oh there's the brain that I'm gonna put in so to make the cut I'm gonna need
to [Music] but see this isn't the right tool for this job where's my oscillating saw here's my oscillating saw this is what you'd want to use for this [Music] yep yep yep yep yep just like that and you want to get through gently breaking through as if you're breaking through a little egg I think I'm good go ahead and put this down okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I have to cut it oh and it just fell yo go oh I dropped it okay but that's okay we can get this fresh one go ahead and put this her
e rain slam dunk let's go let's go let me see anyone try and top down um when to scratch my face with the artificial hand as if it's my hand okay let's begin the eyes well first things first you're gonna have to remove the patient's goggles [Music] we need to take these out [Music] oh look there's eyes in here it's so weird do I have to cut off these goggles oh oh look at that look at that see sir can you tilt your head just a little bit you're really going to stay in that direction huh oh no I
need you there you go keep that eye open for me would you I'm gonna need to gently oh drop the scissors on your lap sorry about that sir let's go with the liquor a little sharp mini blade here oh I left the scalpel inserted into your eye [Music] okay it looks like I think I think I got it loose there you go okay one eye out sir can you open up your other eye you want to make a cut right at the retinal artery here you want to shake the person's head get the eye loose and then just make some gentl
e cuts right at the eye hanging there we go okay and then basically what you want to do is you want to empty out the spare eyes here I'm assuming these are the right eyes so I'm gonna go ahead and pop those back in let's get rid of the right eye oh actually that that was the left eye I messed that up okay here we go let's go ahead and pop that bad boy and what's up look at that you see that those are the eyes I put in for you pay me your copay I'm getting a chance to play the remake of dead spac
e in 4k I'm really excited but at the same time kind of scared you know I'm a wuss when it comes to horror but I'm excited to check out the science the medicine the health issues that occur in this game of which I'm told are plentiful huge thanks to EA for sponsoring this video let's get started I think it's me oh I wish I could talk to you I'm sorry about everything I just wish I could talk to someone it's all falling apart here believe what's happening that's her Nicole yeah first deferred fro
m her in weeks we're five minutes out you still got that thing on repeat that's you really miss her this Shimmer is not a job you turn down this game already feels really realistic not just because the screen and the graphics but also because our controller is vibrating like crazy I feel like I'm part of it and I'm actually wearing a heart rate monitor along with the pulsoid widget because I want to know what my heart rate's going to be throughout this game oh I'm already at 106. you know it's s
erious I've had some caffeine USG ishimura this is the emergency maintenance team of the USG Kelly responding to your distress call coming they're really calm if they're responding to a distress call the stress call equals problem if never come on someone pick up the damn phone uh those are monsters sounds like their communication array is busted or maybe it's Evil zombies engaged automated docking okay oh losing control okay I feel like a trauma situation is about to occur and I'm going to turn
on my sports med mindset my ABCs of trauma Airway breathing circulation oh they're gonna crash I hope they're wearing their seat belts and they have airbags in this thing okay it looked like it came to a pretty slow stop I don't imagine there are many injuries broken a broken ankle is a problem but better than a broken neck that's a little bit of an understatement I guess if I had to choose between a broken ankle a broken neck I'd go with a broken ankle but not if I want to escape from zombies
oh here we go oh I like his outfit yo look at the triple visor that's like extra NFL let's go follow the security okay no idea where the security team went this is a very friendly sign here welcome aboard but nothing about this seems friendly and welcoming how are these people not concerned no departure scheduled that's pretty ominous where's the security detail those are all great questions my pulse is going up I'm at 96. loud noises I don't like theme another amount of quarantine systems are a
ll fine there's a biohazard logo that's never good oh what is that thing how do I get out right no why is my guy looking back Isaac I don't know what I am help me whoa why can't I kick why can't I shoot why do I have why is my pulse 105. what are these things called Tim on Necromorphs plasma cutter how do you know those two pieces attach and that piece attaches oh that looks cool cut off what does it say cut off their limbs you know what I always realized in these games the flashlight actually m
esses with you because it makes it more scary like you could only see where the flashlight is so everything that's not lit is really scary did I just shoot oh how do you how do you cut off a slim I kind of want to see the anatomy of these Necromorphs can I pause this let's look at the Necromorph oh okay so I have some images here these are humans that have been turned into Necromorphs so like I understand the Jaws missing and there's a hole in the skull but like you could see the anatomy is very
different than a human because there's no separation between the deltoid muscle the bicep like everything is just fused into one if you look at this guy he has an arm coming out of his stomach and the back of the neck has some sort of Razor sharpness to it and then you have this other one that looks like a little lizard that one looks more like a human minus the canines have greatly expanded the spinous processes of the vertebrae are really protruding now by the way you know you have those like
if you tilt your neck down and you feel c71 you could feel a bump there if I was a Necromorph I would look like this guy we need to get to the bridge there's a thousand people on board someone will be there we can't the tram system is wrecked everything's locked down because of the quarantine also there's an important distinction to be made here this isn't a quarantine this is an isolation quarantine is when you aren't sure once you're already sick now you're on isolation and I'm pretty sure th
ese Necromorphs are already sick so let's go ahead and start calling it an isolation as opposed to quarantine oh oh he saw that one shot one opportunity is that even a zombie or is it just a dead human body oh what did I just do oh what is that dude stasis will slow down enemies and fast-moving objects oh you saw that there's actually nothing like that in human medicine although I guess you could call like platelet Inhibitors or blood thinning medications as stasis inducers whoa whoa okay wait s
hooting in the dark right now Colony after the miners dug up some artifacts I feel like we've ruled out viral infection here because the only way a virus can come on an artifact and then infect others is if there's like blood on it or transmissible body fluids that were infected and then those people were exposed to it I can't even imagine an object leading to dementia unless that object happens to be like radioactive or something where it's directly damaging brain cells Isaac I cracked the issu
e more as much as I reports they're a horror show these things mold any dead tissue into a new form the only life form that exists like that that I can even think about is a maggot because a maggot feeds on dead tissues and then uses it as energy and function for itself and we actually use maggots on dead tissue like if we have a burn or some kind of infected wound you could put maggots to chew off that dead tissue where are you in the flight control room please still a way out for us but we don
't have much time you cleared the way I can always count something's freaky not this time maybe this was a delirium caused by the artifact that then once you leave the artifact you no longer have the delirium and remember hallucinations and dementia don't always go hand in hand you can have hallucinations and not have Dementia or you could have dementia so bad that you have hallucinations there's different types of hallucinations there's olfactory there's auditory visual so like one type of hall
ucination may appear different to another person hey folks Dr Mike here I'm about to play the game Idol human but check out this funny shirt someone sent me it's perfect for a day like today where we're just gonna sit back have fun and play medical game [Music] tap here to start human creation tap tap tap to create cells cells are required to form the human and it looks like the faster I tap it all right so we just built up the tarsals the metatarsals now we're building up the tib fib the tibia
and the fibula which are the shin bones oh the skull is made up of 29 different Bones the more you know a single human brain generates more electrical impulses in a day than all the telephones in the world wow there's so many fun facts here we should call this fun fact game 50 000 cells in your body died and were replaced by new ones while you were reading the sentence now we're building the thigh bone which is called the femur it's actually one of the strongest bones in the human body but we go
t to build it up right-handed people live on average nine years longer than left-handed people I know a large part of that has something to do with workplace accidents most tools are designed for right-handed people I actually said that in my medical memes episode about two-thirds of people tilt their head to the right when kissing when you blush your stomach also turns red oh I don't know if that's true though actually it might be true because there's a lot of histamine release that occurs in y
our stomach human beings are the only living things which sleep on their backs come on there's no way that's true oh unlock the pill s carpals then we're going to start building up the forearm which contains the radius and the ulna bones why is the pelvis so expensive I just got double the speed the sound might be getting annoying but I'm growing the human body come on build that body build that body build that body the total weight of the bacteria in the human body is two kilos oh it's almost f
ive pounds of bacteria my hand is fatiguing but I want to get it one million cells let's grow those hands I'm already onto that humor humor there are more than a hundred different viruses which cause a cold this is actually a great talking point because when patients come in they're like which virus do I have I'm like it doesn't matter they're like please test me will you pay for it because your insurance won't be like no oh my God if I don't at least finish a leg right now I'm gonna be upset th
e legs are complete let's do the stomach oh look at that the stomach is building rather quickly oh I unlocked the liver my finger's getting so tired you have no idea I think this is something that I have to like sit for days and hours yeah I love matcha it makes me feel loved what I get 3 200 now oh my God I'm gonna win this game so easy right now later oh we finished the hands legs and hands are done it says my human is seven percent completed I will not stop this game until I complete this hum
an the secret is to like vibrate your hands kidney is unlocked and my bicep's getting tired look at that I got the rib cage see they try to hold me down but I'm ready there you go heart is unlocked now look at my human coming together brain is unlocked yay I gotta do 1.2 trillion to get the brain upgraded that's too much the cerebral cortex is popping off the medulla oblongata that rib cage looks real all right one more 1.7 billion to unlock the spine there you go spinal cord is unlocked yay let
's upgrade the spinal cord 3.6 trillion cells that's ridiculous it's trying to hold us back but I'm not gonna let us you're on my team I love you yeah now in order to build the next organ which is the skull we need the nerves at a thousand oh I need 1.2 trillion trillion see I've been investing in this tapping thing maybe the tapping thing wasn't the way to go the human is 25 ready look at that the mouth is unlocked I'm telling you our bodies at 40 we're on fire now one eternity later ears are u
nlocked my iPhone's probably like your screen time is through the roof what are you doing Dr Mike by the way I don't recommend this to anybody yeah we unlocked blood leg muscles unlocked this person's starting to look like a human half of my human is done I don't think anyone's ever finished this game in in one session all my organs are complete all my bones are complete the only thing that's left is like little organs this is very doable look at that head muscles are all done oh my god look how
the body looks I haven't even looked at it the pecs are coming in oh let's build these leg muscles squats for days baby all the muscles are complete all the bones are complete all the organs are complete the brain is now complete the spinal cord the nose is about to be complete the mouth is complete the ears are complete I'm building up the skin look at the skin Oh 10 trillion for a piece of skin that's ridiculous it's too damn hot he looks too muscular and puffy though finish that skin hair is
unlocked I think I'm done congratulations mail completed I need to synthesize his jeans now his clothing this crazy that they threw in clothing your cells don't make clothing folks I'm doing this strictly for you to watch me suffer this is crazy I'll never be able to finish this I completed his jeans I like his shirt his hoodie I gotta do his hoodie now this is absolutely ready I quit this game should I do it no I can't do it I just spent 21 on this game this is a lesson to everyone at home bec
ause the whole purpose is we have to get you to spend money I thought this would be a good learning opportunity instead all I learned is that I'm a susceptible sucker oh my God I spent too many hours doing that all right all right all right you guys ripped me enough on my previous Sims Venture but I really want to create bear I really want to become a doctor but clearly I need some help so I called on Kelsey and pizza cake we finally made it this is a long time coming for you to officially tell
me how much I suck at Sims in my opinion the game can be played however you want there's no wrong way to play The Sims but some people disagree with it just know that I'm a better doctor in real life than I am in Sims I gotta put that up here is my very strange character yeah I'm loading my home okay here we go these small buildings what do you think what do you think about that how do you connect them there's two options I can give to you number one I could I could help you put the rooms togeth
er number two you could go on the gallery download a nice home that someone else built and then move on with your life that's what I do okay I'm gonna do that because this could be the most frustrating thing I've ever done in my life you know what building's not for everyone if you want to just get to the game takes someone else's hard work and play with it capitalism at its finest what am I searching yes you just search starter home pick one that is in your budget there's no like baller home oh
you have to have money for it we could cheat you money if you want money what I don't know are you do you want to cheat in this I don't want to cheat yet Kelsey one step at a time let's just keep it simple I'll go with this basic budget starter home oh look at that little Branch here you go like first of all how do I see what he's doing inside this house this creepy guy on the right bar there's a little arrow do you see the arrow down you click that down arrow oh oh our guy's up too he's taking
a bath I like to begin my journey in becoming a physician because I think thus far I've done a pretty poop job number two I would love to make my dog bear I can definitely help you with one of those things [Music] let's give him a makeover I love giving makeovers okay oh my God what who dressed this one look I can appreciate a set of pink pants I can appreciate some camo but I don't appreciate the mix of the two what do people wear to sleep what do you wear to sleep probably this probably that
okay okay judgmental ignore that to say this looks like it's a Valentine's Day that's adorable what do people wear to exercise nowadays I wear like whatever you asked like what's your people wear like do you just wear scrubs I basically just wear scrubs I mean oh where's that booty shorts look at the booty there's no booty he's kind of flat there he put He built it all in the shoulder and did none on the lower body and honestly a lot of guys do that this is simple I can I can Vibe with this is l
ike every day that's his work it's just a sport his sleep is funky but I can get with it party okay I'm not gonna change that beach okay I don't know what that is hot weather hot weather so when it's hot outside and that's when it's cold outside we'll leave that because we don't want to get too advanced here [Music] it's time for work I'm going to work now this is where I need the most help kind of ironic because I've done this in real life whoa why is there oh very scantily dressed lady here Be
lla Bella goth has come to say hi you said he was lonely how do I get him to talk oh she's gone here in the corner I have three tasks currently first task swab a patient for a sample second task deliver food to a patient on the exam bed the third task check a patient's eyes those are your current three to Do's but look I clicked on all four of these folks and they've all been swapped for samples very interesting saying well then in that case let's try to deliver food maybe to one of them seems l
ike your co-workers came in early and already worked with all of these patients Gunners they're always coming in before me doing all the work so I can never get the credit so let's see what's going on with uh our fella here what's her name what how do we find that out the child she's there alone like where is her parent you cannot treat children in the hospital well in the hospital in emergency setting you can but if it's a medical office I cannot treat children without parental consent unless s
he's there to talk about sexually transmitted infections she happens to be an emancipated minor or she wants to discuss obviously an abuse situation with parents and stuff like that just so you know Kelsey I have to get you to sign a HIPAA form here because you're learning some privileged patient information and privileged patient information is a protected asset I will sign it says successfully calibrate an x-ray machine so why don't you go over to an x-ray machine and see if he can successfull
y calibrate one which one do you think looks most like an x-ray machine you know none of them but if you had to guess what you'd put a person in to x-ray them in this game what would you guess this thing yes okay looks like you did one of them look good so this guy I feel like he's quite lazy and unmotivated because he's always chatting up other people doing stuff that has nothing to do with what I'm telling him to do how do I boss him around more like this is not what I asked him to turn off hi
s autonomy and not let him do anything besides what you tell him to do is that a thing yes how do I turn off his autonomy no more free will sir why is Sean stout here totally interfering with my patient care I don't know maybe you should fight that is is that a thing I mean you could slap him silly oh [Applause] am I gonna get in trouble for that look at all these people waiting this place is inefficient how do I do this research Health reports thing I want to check click on a computer yeah ther
e you go okay come on buddy Step It Up Step It Up get there wow he's really walking weird he needs to pee oh if the hunger drops all the way down does he die yes all the bladder goes all the way down he'll pee himself what is this I did a terrible job today uh it's just about efficiency and and quickness you know you gotta you gotta be quick about it you gotta get all the tasks done my guy's monkeying around the whole time slapping co-workers how is she ever gonna expect to work up all right the
re you go there you go oh do they have all the breeds yeah so search your dog's breed okay first oh my God I think this is a chocolate noof would you say this is a chocolate noof I've never seen a chocolate Noob okay I'm gonna show you a chocolate new oh his name's Chewie like Chewbacca he's a midi golden so he's golden but mostly like a mini poodle bear is a casual 141 pounds bears I think making the dog is more interesting than actually me making myself oh he has a first name and last name he
is bear varshovsky we have a bear how do I train bear to become a service dog in this game or an emotional support Adam oh I don't understand I'm gonna offer him friendship oh level one pet training skill you're better okay okay that's all right now now Bears created can anyone play with bear in this game yeah so if you want to upload your sim and your dog to the gallery anyone could download that just like you downloaded your house if you guys get this to a hundred thousand likes bear and me wi
ll officially be in the gallery and I want to know what you guys are doing with it you might you might have to search yourself sometime and see if you're if you're accurately portrayed in The Sims Gallery dude I already exist in this game that's so nice and they they kind of gave me cool outfits this guy's ripped someone gave me way too much credit Kelsey I think you set me up quite well to start becoming a doctor I know what I need to do I need to spend more time actually being attentive to my
tasks on the top left-hand corner I'm gonna make some moolah in the hospital I'm gonna make sure my guy has an empty bladder empty intestine never hungry I'm about to play bio ink Redemption I couldn't play it before computer but not a PC I'm a Mac guy so I got myself a predator Triton 500 it sounds like a Transformer the fans are blowing because my Turbo buttons on it I'm overclocking don't know what any of that means sounds legit though choose death and explore your dark side by wrathfully ter
minating victims choose life and heroically save your patient before it's too late shall I cross over to the darks I don't know why I'm doing this I'm Gonna Save death for the end I'm gonna choose life first I want to see what that's like who needs a tutorial I'm a doctor this is a bio game I'm a bio life sciences no I have a Bio Life site I have a Bio Life Sciences bachelor's degree so I should know how to play this game without a tutorial on life we strongly advise for you to complete the shor
t life tutorial to learn the basics on how to save your patients oh I've never skipped a tutorial in my life in fact I'm the guy that's always judging people for skipping the tutorial or throwing away the instructions one like just follow the instructions it's so easy no name your patient you know who's old who we desperately need to keep around who's actually been on this channel Dr fauci patient Dr fauci has a few diseases targeting his circulatory and nervous systems and his overall health is
suffering reach 100 recovery by diagnosing and treating diseases okay his heart is bleeding and this is not realistic but oh my God I probably should have watched the tutorial what am I clicking on oh no I should have watched the tutorial he's bleeding he's muscular I thought you've been lifting bro I don't understand I don't I don't God I should have watched the instructions all right we're gonna have to put a fast diagnosis on Dr fauci and figure out what's going on here new symptom confusion
oh no Dr fauci has altered mental status his nervous system is failing let's work up his brain MRI I feel like a brain MRI would give us some knowledge about what's going on brain MRI test results hypertension positive first of all a brain MRI does not tell you someone's blood pressure blood clots positive stroke positive Parkinson's positive and he got all those results from a brain MRI a lot of inaccuracies here bro we got to treat the stroke quickly okay here we go yoga will help him with hi
s nervous system and muscular system we don't have enough points we need two two more points all right we have six let's get him to do some yoga Dr fauci's now practicing yoga perfect that's that's a good warrior stance that is a good warrior stance oh in critical condition Dr fauci has been admitted to the emergency room no no I'm not going to let his nervous system go down intensive care nervous system evolve Dr fauci is receiving an experimental neural regeneration therapy we need to give him
TPA he's having a stroke oh no he's having leg pain don't worry Dr fauci those are just leg cramps those are just leg cramps the circulatory system is also failing rather quickly what can I do should I do more of a diagnosis where's the circulatory system I don't see it oh we can make them into a fitness Enthusiast Dr fauci is now working out several hours a week guy Dr fauci's training for his first triathlon wow while his circulatory system is failing and his nervous system probably not a goo
d idea man his nervous system is at eight percent just hang with me it was because in the beginning I didn't know what to do six percent no faucy Jessica brushes oh we can give him psychiatric counseling Yeah Boy stress management therapy no he needs antidepressants depressants give me give me give me give me okay I think I can give him antidepressants now where are you antidepressants subscribe let's see if his nervous system stabilizes a little bit okay it's getting better it's getting better
oh he has memory loss now oh no oh no oh no oh my God he's at four percent one point four percent two percent oh my God no Cloud Chief just a little longer just a little longer Dr fauci's drinking alcohol responsibly okay look at this guy call an esterase Inhibitors yes give him anything we need to stop his nervous system is failing no come on just hang on man always circulatory system failed oh no he's bleeding come on Fouch come on America needs you the world needs you brain MRI oh there is th
e oh I don't have enough give him aspirin oh I don't have enough I could have given him TPA this whole time dude I didn't know I probably should have done the tutorial give him anti-coagulants yeah give him alpha blockers yeah he has paralysis now uh he's at one percent I think I'm gonna lose Fouch he's flat lighting chest compressions Parkinson's disease caused Dr fauci's nervous system to collapse first which then LED his circulatory system to collapse foreign we should have started on someone
silly oh my God my nose is bleeding look how sad I am for faucy all right we're gonna do that again now that I know what I'm doing linking Tiger King should we go Joe exotic or should we go Carol Baskin it's sad but I'm about to save Joe Exotic better than I did Dr fauci I should have probably started with Joe exotic Oh Boy this is not gonna go well so I'm gonna build up all the bio points and then right away we're going to start improving his lifestyle let's get Jug's attic to relax a little b
it he's a little wound up let's get him doing a little yoga let's start the diagnosis he has some muscle weakness muscle weakness can be a sign of like kidney stuff so let's look at kidney stuff let's do a urinalysis let's do a full physical exam let's see if he actually has weakness I need the results he has no gastroenteritis he has no muscle cramps and he has no androgenic alopecia that is male pattern baldness let's give him another workup for his muscles and run a metabolic panel no sepsis
no kidney failure no UTI no all Port syndrome that's very specific can't see campy look it up if you don't believe me okay no cholesterol no potassium deficiency no diabetes no pancreatitis no hemophilia this is a healthy guy right here his nervous system's failing what conditions can cause the nervous system and the circulatory system to fail simultaneously that's interesting oh a stroke the uh let's get a a brain MRI in here run test oh Parkinson's disease makes a lot of sense no stroke no ane
urysm though so we need to give him Carbidopa and levodopa okay and then I really want to figure out what's going on with his circulatory system so let's go ahead and run a blood pressure test and see if he has high blood pressure oh he has high blood pressure we should treat that new disease found hypertension let's give him alpha blockers they're going to be more effective and quicker and he's going down quick yeah personality changes personality changes let's run the EKG because the circulato
ry system is failing way too quick for my liking no he's not having a heart attack what is going on with his heart let's boost his circulatory system here evolved Joe Exotic had a heart transplant his health increased by 25 thank God but now his muscles are failing we need to find another disease muscular muscular Muscular where are we here we go ffma test oh fibromyalgia no way he has fibromyalgia and he's dying from it that's not a deadly illness and now he has an irregular heartbeat how am I
supposed to keep him alive he's in the emergency room come on we're just gonna run a bunch of tests we need to figure out what's wrong with him he's not he doesn't have fibromyalgia none of the muscular diseases make sense and he doesn't have an insomnia or hemiporesis then why is he dying I can't think and click at the same time like what other tests can I run infectious disease thing let's do some chest x-rays can I slow the game down okay he's not having any lung issues he has no infectious d
isease what is going on what do you have oh no his systems are failing I I've run oh no no no my game exited I got it back what do you have Joe Exotic I just I can't I've done every test oh what is mail let's do ultrasounds okay he has blood clots he has blood clots we can treat those anyocysticular cancer oh no oh no they want to take away his testicles okay all right we did the testicles let's see if he could survive oh no he died now I know I know you got a diagnose right away or you got to p
ut all your effort into making him as healthy as possible or her as healthy as possible her circulatory system is the worst followed by nervous system I know what to think now and I'm going to start with the female psychological evaluation she clearly needs it probably spell her Oh She has chronic stress and a nervous breakdown probably because she killed her husband we gave her stress management therapy gonna give her psychiatric counseling all right now let's run some tests let's do a blood pr
essure and let's do a blood pressure metabolic panel and a neurological exam run test oh she has hypertension let's open biomap hypertension we would want to treat that but we have no points so let's collect some points oh she has high cholesterol we can treat that too and we can upgrade and we can Harvest faster now see now I'm learning how to play this game all for Carl Carl Baskin her name is Adam Carl Baskin I have a feeling I'm Gonna Save her I need 18 points for her to have good genetics b
ecause I feel like then we can get her across the Finish Line all right here we go we have enough to get her good genetics oh no her nervous system is failing uh let's do a brain MRI oh she has a stroke in blood clot in Parkinson's how do we treat it let's see if we can treat her her Parkinson's I can't treat her Parkinson's what about the stroke we can treat the stroke yes oh she's in the emergency room we need to get three more points and then we could probably save her here we go come on we g
otta be able to help her out oh my God this nervous system's still failing with the females do a mammogram but that wouldn't affect her nervous system what else can I check I'm trying everything oh she has breast cancer that was the most excited I've ever been about that diagnosis I don't think she's gonna she's at 65 if I just help her a little bit everything's coming up negative that's the problem oh my God she's falling apart no no oh no oh no oh no let's see female pelvic exam drug test uh-h
uh she has polycystic ovariance syndrome which we're going to treat with oral contraceptives I just don't understand what she could have maybe I'm playing this too medically oh no she's in pain She's suffering I'm desperate because I don't know how to help her she doesn't have any of these symptoms she died I don't know how to how to play this and she died faster than everyone else died she had Parkinson's disease but I looked for Parkinson's Disease I don't get it how about we play some Apex ar
e you ready because I'm ready let's go I know you may think that I play character like Lifeline because I'm a doctor but I like to cause some Havoc so I play octane I actually like octane and Bangalore I'm very aggressive in this game as you will see probably more aggressive than he'd be if a pro watches me they'll probably laugh at how bad I am at this game but you know after all this isn't my day job so I think that's okay I have a tough time playing against Pathfinder and caustic those are pr
obably my two most pain in the butt characters Pathfinder I feel like his hitboxes are all messed up obviously this video has nothing to do about medicine so get ready for a wild ride where you're gonna see a doctor dominate I mean I guess it depends on my team members but for all those people they're like why don't you just play fortnite well fortnite the building I'm too old for that I can't learn how to build I can shoot I can use the sticks that's it some strategy building come on now and I
play this game really strategically I feel like I'm in the military when I play this game so I had to see who's dropping where where the ship is going look no one's going here so it should be pretty good well that was cool how do you do that I'm gonna wrap around this mountain I like to be quick pick up whatever's in here oh purple helmet I'm gonna let these guys get all that stuff and hopefully there'll be a shield here I'm always going to take a peek and make sure no one's coming from the othe
r side you'll notice that I pick up all the guns right away the reason I do that is because I don't want my enemies picking them I don't need that glad I picked it up it doesn't look like there's anyone on the other side go right across thank you I don't need that shotguns used to be really good in this game but I think this season they've kind of fallen off oh I'll take that most definitely ah ooh Spitfire like that no okay I'll take it oh he just took it right up from me I like playing octane
because I feel like I could just run around like a maniac oh long bow let's go for the Longbow oh our boy just went down let's go get him um I'm gonna drop this over here Oh shoot that's not good oh I don't think I can fight that man shots no who's shooting me this is like my decompression to be honest this is this is how I decompress your call where you want to drop pimp oh I guess it's my call it looks fun over there giving him the chimney don't worry one down whoa these guys are decent got hi
m let's go it's a kill box here oh ah why is it always the worst timing in this game there's a lifeline oh I'm dead I tried I tried my very best mom I'm gonna hide because I hear people don't cut out that was perfect oh here are you getting shot by somebody thank you oh no wow that was close guy I need help down here foreign give me a shot I got him right here come on yo come on man what is going on I'm trying to pull work in and my guys literally sleeping on me I'm giving you guys fire fights n
o just watching me loot dude I'm gonna try and help you but I'm really far all right here that's what I'm talking about baby yeah baby let's go I gotta hide I'm so scared I can't leave I'm fighting this by myself the struggles of playing at on your own oh come on man I can't take on the entire game I just saw a shadow fly by me I'm like is that my shadow definitely not my I had a migraine all day still playing Apex ah got him thank you I think they're coming up inside seconds to go [Applause] go
od good good fence ah I've never outlasted like that yeah just because this guy helped me out but we did it as a team nonetheless so I'm talking about baby we got one win let's open some Apex pecs PEX Apex packs this is fun I always like to see what stuff I get ah crafting Metals that's big okay let's see what the next one is actually I want to get a new skin for octane but I feel like I'm behind on that see if I have enough medals for it Diablo oh Diablo oh I like Speed Demon oh man I like all
of these I think Gold Rush is probably like the most hidden one even though that's the one I like least oh Diablo looks bad let's see gold rush 1200 oh I'm gonna craft it with you guys bam crafting look at that cool all right let's play one with the gold skin God I can't believe it's making me play by myself that's so messed up I feel like it should like not take away RP points and thanks for telling me I'm jump Master when I'm playing by myself I see him all right see at this point I just like
to bother them let them know that I'm watching them whoa whoa [Applause] yeah baby let's go guys come on they're all low they're all low why is my teammate shooting you is he like teasing me I feel like he's gonna stop amid survive oh come on man ah find your center of balance bro ready hey guys you asked me who I made on OverWatch I'm not gonna get not gonna tell you I'm gonna make you wait for the foot but I have all night I'm fine you might get rid of me that is oh now you guys know my userna
me as you can tell I am currently Platt which is upsetting to me okay aggressive I like it Ryan I like it I'm not even against it I'm not even mad at that I'm healing you up keep swinging like a champ baby Diva you're low Health the diva you're low Health Diva you're low Health wait Winston wait wait wait wait I gotta heal you up buddy let's go let's go let's go easy work baby I got a pick two picks what who's doing this the real one or on the real Dr Mike brother long time no see black dog did
you learn left from right you were messing with our minds I get it yeah their minds right they can't hear our chat bro this isn't Call of Duty where is this Widow she's on the left I got her I got her good call out all right soldiers down widow's down presents down roadhog is the only one use him for all charge and keep pushing point get three on point get three on point all day all day every day you gotta love I love OverWatch I mean it's frustrating when you have a team member that won't swap
you're begging them to go healer or tank or Shield tank whatever it is but if you get a team that's in sync even if you lose I think it's still fun to play just because there's so much teamwork deciding what alts go first no I saved you I saved you black dog thanks but uh yeah oh yeah let's go ah sorry Mercy oh wait who sniped me grind down Road Hawk Down that's right baby guys I'm literally Fighting by myself here we're gamers what [Music] oh great first pick that's huge the thing about OverWat
ch is that simple yet incredibly complex it almost reminds me of Chess even though I'm not a big chess player but the season I've been playing junkrat a lot which I know may surprise you in real life I'm constantly healing people so I come home I want to do some damage that's what I do baby boo that's what I do go left go left go left or not wow okay my mic was muted this whole time I'm a Noob yo Reaper we really need you to pick it up baby come on our Reaper went off second tank and now has bee
n just playing trash bag I tried I tried so hard all right that was a tough loss that's the thing about this game like I got up to 3100 and I know it's not amazing but and then like in two days I dropped like 300s sorry that's so game of stressful that's why I said uncertain simulator this is the most frustrating thing I've ever played and I play OverWatch but it's that good kind of stress that when you overcome it you feel good Mr Pancake yeah Mr Pancake don't I just play with you no okay guess
we're not on talking terms I'm gonna break everything in this room why is is that recycling from the future get ready for [Music] Oopsy Daisy double kill I'm gonna set up up top here and pressure them oh how did this Zen get up here I have a long run guys I'm gonna be there in a few minutes oh I got slept Soldier up top he's he's putting a lot of damage good job Genji foreign [Music] someone called me but they obviously didn't I was playing OverWatch easy pickings easy pickings boys how did he
snipe me that was really embarrassing I hate playing against decent widows oh that's so frustrating let's do a pro switch right now that's what I'm talking about Pro switch too but because of your life doctor I'm gonna play as a Healer and see how that compares to the treatments that I give in the hospital OverWatch to new Heroes not really new maps I don't know why we have to remember this game is free I think this game is free is the game free yeah I think it's a free one it's a free one that
people spend their money on in all my years of practice all my years of healing patience thousands of patience this is where it gets shown I throw the best balls the best healing balls or their orbs select your hero I am going to select my hero and my hero all the time Moira and I have no skins check this out just one and two I probably should buy one for the game at least to look cool let's see we got on my team we got a Lucio a torb zarya and whatever this new guy is I forgot his name I'm very
strategic in this game it's very surgical if you will like see right now we're already overextended the zarya is going to get clipped early I can't even do a lot of healing here look at this micro macro torb healing torb oh I have nope we gotta go this way oh I think this Ryan got me I think this Ryan got me oh we already got crushed here I'm gonna feed my team and heal them up pretend I'm performing surgery always keep an eye out if anyone else is coming oh we're in trouble I'm gonna back up a
nd minimize the losses for my team here yeah this is no bueno here I'm gonna throw an early orb I don't want to use my old right away I want to keep my teammates up here remember when you're throwing healing orbs you got to think about the bounce okay so here I'm going to try and be aggressive on this Rhine and pocket our tour while doing some damage get a nice pick there keep our Winston up our Winston's diving come on Winston get us a shield Bud get us a shield I'm pocketing you get the get th
e mercy get the mercy you know we don't like competition in the Healer space I love the damage balls orbs oh look at that Dodge look at that you weren't even ready ah look that's how I am in the boxing ring except against Chris Avila why is our Winston up there like that I've got to keep the balance oh I got pinned how did he go through everyone else and pin through me I gotta watch this replay bro he's he made a left turn you're not supposed to be able to move left and right when you're chargin
g as a ride taking the loss is sometimes more important than getting a win especially when it comes to OverWatch and OverWatch is a frustrating game because you got to play as a team most people are not on voice chat oh great we had our team member lead we had a team member leave you know what this is not teamwork this is why OverWatch frustrates me I just spent 10 minutes of my life trying to win this fight and now I can't even win this fight because my teammate decided to leave look at this lo
ok at this pocketing look at this pocketing this guy's literally not even moving saying so bro get the rhyme oh no okay I'm gonna try and do some damage instead not that it's gonna do much look at this look at this terrible damage output by mortara I hope I got a pin again and they score now everyone's leaving okay so I'm leaving too sad why people suck why leave I know tour of God one three one three by the way great username I can't carry a team of five as a Healer yo torb god let's hope no on
e quits this time he's gonna be your loser all right we got two healers Zen we got torb and tour of God everyone loves this Sigma character I think Sigma is confusing to play oh now he's doomfist I've never seen a good doomfist okay early start I'm gonna get a little healing orb going I like to throw my healing orbs a little earlier in prediction because oh man Diva you're so overextended how am I supposed to help you without going all the way in throwing the orb early is like preventive medicin
e except that you can recover faster so here I'm gonna try and do uh damage Moira oh look at that look at that big big brain move oh he's getting pocketed come on see I'm pulling two of their team members away that was actually a good move on my part now I'm gonna try and heal our Diva through that balance look at that bounce look at that bounce [Music] yo please tell me you saw that balance that was a big brain bounce big brain fade into my own healing orb look at that look at this healing you
guys can't pay for this level of healing health insurance does not cover this level of healing I only have 3 000 healing there's a junk rat guys or someone on point there's a sigma on Point Let's there's a healing orb for a diva keep pushing I like to stay behind this thing as much as I can so they don't get like a cheap headshot on me keep bouncing the orbs five seconds for next orb um probably gonna go this way with the orb heal up our Diva and we score that was because of that orb that one or
b no co-pay easy clap easy clap yeah um yeah basically but like if you get clapped that means like you got like destroyed and easy is easy easy clap GG Noob that's my favorite but no one says that anymore my favorite is when people start the game and they say GL HF yo good luck have fun GLA HF oh bro glhf at least say it back what are you eating though Cheetos I hope you get pics we can easy clap they changed this map a little bit yeah no it's not even snowing the bus moved like an inch I used t
o be able to throw an orb right from the door on the right side of the bus how am I going to this kid oh I killed him he's killing me okay easy easy clap okay easy clap watch this watch this the Widow's not ready for this [Music] bro the the Widow ain't ready for my balls my orbs bro they're doing business killing everybody when the doomfist hits you and he hits you into a wall you get stunned I didn't know this I gotta stay with the pave is this load right here of Christmas but it's not looks n
ice bro who's nice okay wait wait wait wait wait wait we got it we gotta heal people up Mercy I'm gonna rescue you yes look at that Moira pocket this doomfist is done this doomfist is done that's right doomfist you done oh how did the roadhog go down get this road get this road get this nice got the roadhog good picks massive heals massive heels massive honor masavana Oh No Mercy Mercy no mercy oh mercy sorry you got pulled in all right this is where we back up back up back up back up back up I'
m gonna try and pocket you as much as I can nope can't do it okay now we're actually in a good position here to push I'm gonna block the road had hook roadhog hook with this get that Zen here for an easy pick roadhog oh no he I just said I wanted to protect from the roadhog hook God he didn't even mean to go for me he meant to go for Diva here's a healing ball oh you found them bro you fell off the map I am going crazy I just made fun of the game let's go triple kill Is A Healer what doctor do y
ou know that gets kills we're literally about to win right now [Music] oh I couldn't get behind the wall fast enough oh my God bro what's wrong with our diva they're destroying us we're dead they're destroying us wow Diva why did you dive like that just stick with the team I have to go Mass healing here oh they're Divas diving us like that like that you're really gonna dive us like that not when I'm healing now when I'm healing now when I'm getting massive heels how are they doing so much damage
output my God I can't throw orbs fast enough look at that pocket look at that pocket look at this pocket look at this pocket that's called pocket healing that's called pocket healing no what a long hook bro 14 000 healing what more can I do I see squishies I see squishies [Music] you can't do anything huh oh play the game play the game and we lost MVP look at this look at that pocket look at that pocket roadhog roadhog Zen let's go Reaper Anna Reaper Anna and the diva I killed her whole team ri
diculous people wonder why gamers are always stressed out
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Doctor Mike just not understanding natural mob spawns in Minecraft is so funny.
Haven't played Minecraft in several years, but Mike thinking slimes were some kind of "bouncy bushes" for landscaping was hilarious
The fact that Doctor Mike is better at Plague Inc. than Surgeon Simulator scares me
I find it funny that he is constantly questioning why there are spiders and zombies in the hospitals but just accepts the skeletons immediately
Dr. Mike is that type of guy who manages to die while being in creative mode
Laughing my butt off at Doctor Mike playing the Sims with the objectives panel covered by his camera, wondering where all the objectives for the medical career are xD
Mike playing Plague Inc infecting people has to be the most wholesome scary thing lol
When you find out that the "mini eggplants", "seagulls", and "receptionists" in Minecraft are actually ink sacs, chickens, and skeletons. Man, we need more Dr. Mike gaming videos.
watching dr mike play minecraft for the first time was the highlight of my week
Dr. Mike: saws the patient's face Also Dr. Mike: why's he losing so much blood? 😲
When I was in nursing school I went to the OR and watched an amputation. That was the moment I knew I didn’t want to be an OR nurse 😂
“I swear, real life is easier than this” Is something I never expected to hear from someone playing a video game
What do you not wanna hear in the operation room? in Dr.Mike’s voice sounding unbothered “Oh no I dropped it.” 💀
I love that he was calling chickens "seagulls." I had a professor in research methods and statistics talk to us about the importance of knowing your study population, and used the example of how all of us in rural midwest knew what I chicken was, but if you showed a picture of a chicken to some of her friends and family from inner city NYC and asked them what it is, you are likely to get the response "i dont know, a big ass pigeon?" Because they've never seen livestock animals in person before, they've only seen ready-to-eat chicken.
Dr. Mike saying "It's like New Years.." while playing plague inc. and destroying the world was so unexpected, hilarious, and soooo relatable. I remember playing this game back in middle school, and now I am about to graduate nursing school. Thank you for the nostalgia Dr.Mike
The penguin spontaneously combusting was so out of pocket I cried.
I can't even tell you how much I want to see you play more Minecraft and Sims. It doesn't even need to be doctor themed, it's just funny as heck.
The creator/s of Plague Inc. is genius. The design, strategy-thinking, tension, sound are all in perfect combo
Petition for Dr. Mike to continue playing Plague Inc
I once laughed so hard playing surgeon sim that I gave myself hiccups for 40 mins.