Listen Facebook an angry face emoji is not a fucking dislike button First off people on Facebook posting inspirational quotes now don't get me wrong, I don't mind an inspirational quote now and again You know courage wolf and all that but what I can't stand is when people find these inspirational quote pictures like lovely words in a sunset or whatever the fuck the shit is and post it to Facebook as if they come of the words themselves like they suddenly thought, "wow! I'm so fucking clever, are
n't I?" No, you're clearly fucking not. and on that note another thing that annoys me is when people share shit that's been unresearched in any kind of way, shape or form Like, you know when you see them things pop up in Facebook or whatever that's like, "Oh, in six months time Facebook's gonna start charging a 10er a month!" So you can keep using it and they just take that like pure fucking gospel and start posting it without even doing any research on the matter whatsoever I had one of these h
appen to me Like, two weeks ago somebody posted saying, "Facebook is going to charge or whatever." it took me one Google search to figure out it was bollocks it was just a load of fucking nonsense but people won't do that, people won't bother looking this shit up they just take it as is and go, "Yeah! I instantly believe that!" Fucking idiots. when a zombie apocalypse comes I'm just gonna tell these people that the zombies are only looking for hugs Next up, posting for attention these are the pe
ople that are putting up these statuses that are maybe two or three words long hoping for some attention these kind of posts you see is like, "I can't believe he's done that..." or "OH MY GOD" "THIS IS SHIT" You know, it's these kind of posts that tries to grasp human curiosity and draw you in because God knows you're not fucking interested enough that a regular status wouldn't get people's attention it's like when somebody says, "Guess what I got you for your birthday." it's like can we not dan
ce this fucking dance and you just tell me? God knows my thoughts is going to be far more interesting than what the fact actually is And what is relationship bouncing? the same two people getting together and breaking up repeatedly, 20 times in a space of about 6 months Like, what the fuck is so wrong with your relationship? Is your relationship that fucking flawed? That's the relationship that neither party should be in to be begin with if it's that fucking crazy the two fuckers go on and off l
ike a whore's knickers and when your relationship status pops up in my news feed I treat it as if said hooker asked me, "spit or swallow?" I don't care. Just fuck off. "Happy birthday man!" Who the fuck are you? I haven't talked to you in about 15 fucking years Why the fuck are you wishing me a happy birthday, you cunt? Fuck off. if you wanted to wish me a happy birthday that much, you would have fucking text me but you don't have my number because I barely fucking know you I'm probably the king
of the stupid bastards on Facebook are these fuckers that type in questions in Facebook that you could have otherwise typed into Google you get shit like, "Oh, what time does Tesco close at, man?" "How much is a hotel room?" "How fast do I have to throw this goose to get is up my cat's arse?" Like, what the fuck are you asking Facebook for? it takes the same time and effort to type that shit into Google you have the entire information ever gathered by men at your fucking fingertips but yet you'
re asking more people Just ask fucking Google argueably the worst thing about Facebook is the sheer absence of a dislike button Like, why can't I just dislike a post? I know they added emojis "Wow, big fucking woop look I can put an angry face!" but it also seems like I'm angry with the man that's posting a thing Like, if some ignorant shit posted, "Oh man, fuck all these Muslims that's coming over to our country! Fucking terrorists!" I don't addend post an angry face on that then he's just goin
g to think that I'm a agreeing with him but in an angry way like, "Yeah! Fuck 'em!" No, absolutely not! I want to post a dislike the entire thing he put I want it to say, "Sgt Ducky disagrees with this because you are a racist, ignorant shit, and you should get fucking educated!" And one more thing can people please stop posting about food? very hard to look after your fucking weight when every time you go on Facebook and all you see is your news feed filled with shit about food Like, "Look! We
figured out a way to deep fry cake!" Like, I want that shit! I can't fucking be looking at me own weight when I want that shit time so Stop fucking tempting me. Moistosaurus Rex
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What about couples who recently had baby; don't they post over 100 pics of their new little daring, as if the rest of the world really cares about the kid.
The deep fried cake had me howling 😂 just subscribed
What I hate about Facebook is that every update on their interface complicates your usage of the site. Facebook used to be very simple, convenient and user friendly.
I don’t have any social media. Used to have Several social media accounts, but I got rid of them all. So glad, such a stress reliever.
Why hasn't this channel got more subscribers? Mind you, I've only just found it myself...
@ 0:59 Your Google search history worries me. 🤣
I'm also annoyed by Facebook, random frequent friend requests, frequent notifications. I only go on Facebook about 4 times a year. I don't need to be reminded of Facebook so much that I need to have my phone on vibrate or in the other room with the door closed so I can not be unnecessarily bothered frequently.
I no longer use Facebook, found out it was useless. I use the instant message.
I love the chain mail inspirational posts. Like my eternal salvation relies upon my reposting said post 10 times in 10 minutes.
This guy reminds me of GradeAUnderA only on a larger budget.
you recently followed me on twitter so I checked your YouTube out, keep up the work! I like your videos
I love your videos. With a passion. Thank you so much.
On the birthday thing, you can turn it off. It's what I've done, no one sends any "happy birthday" messages anymore. Means my notifications stay pretty much empty all year round.
He seems to be a lot angrier and funnier now than he was when this was made. 😆🧐
I was in high school when FB launched, I'm in the cafeteria when I see a friend come up to me. Friend: hey you have Facebook yet? Me: No, what's that? tells me what FB is Me: that just sounds like a giant invitation to violate my privacy, I'm not willing joining that.. proceeds to harass me to make an account for the next 2 days Me: FINE!! If I make an account will you drop this and never bug me about FB again? Friend: Yep! 😁 make the stupid thing later that night and eventually go to bed. Next day friends fuming that I haven't excepted her friend request Me: the deal was I only had to make an account and you'd leave me alone about FB, using FB was never apart of the agreement. 😎 -still have the account with the same picture up and proud to say that I still don't bother with FB 😋
When I first got on Facebook three years ago the first thing that I immediately hated was the fact that there was no dislike button like YouTube
0:00 and you, good sir, just earned your like. 10/10 How much do I hate Facebook? I don't have one. That's how much I dislike it.
Facebook is a place where people who love drama and are politically incorrect. They love posting stuff about their life as if people care
Well done on these videos, every one is hilarious.
With a passion. So far, I've managed to live my life without ever typing the fakebook URL into a browser search bar. I hope I get to keep it that way forever.