Hosts (Willem Dafoe, Aidy Bryant) review the weirdest canine participants in the Badminster Dog Show.
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Comments
Pigeon is so cute and affectionate. The cast could barely get an insult out while he is kissing them. Awwww
Willem Dafoe's utter sincerity and commitment to such absurd parts is wonderful.
The vet described Pigeon as "not welcome here" and the groomers call him "manipulative" 🤣🤣🤣
The only actor who can make McKinnon break....a beagle
This skit was definitely written by someone who is sick of their friends shitty dogs lol
Kate trying not to smile and cuddle with the beagle was the cutest 🥰
"Blueberry once slid on a tile floor and it permanently made him insane!" Lmfao The way he delivered that line killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I laughed so hard at the dogs’ descriptions I couldn’t bloody breathe. “Pigeon is a sexual predator” Thank you for this sketch, SNL.
"If you've got it, flaunt it" about the dog's abnormally large penis was a line SPECIFICALLY WRITTEN for Willem Dafoe to deliver with gusto
That Beagle was such a lovey boy! I don't know how they resisted the urge to shower him with love!
Don’t stress Melissa! You’re one of my favorites on the show. They need to put you in more skits
I feel bad for Melissa. You could see she was irked when she walked off She's one of my faves
"Pidgeon, is a sexual predator," was the best line in the sketch and was delivered perfectly lmao
i literally had to pause the video after "dogs, they're just like us - some of them bite kids" because i was laughing so hard 😭
“Blueberry, you GROUNDED A FLIGHT!”😂😭
As someone who has raised two neurotic dogs and have a friend that runs a special needs animal shelter, I can't stop laughing. I actually had a dog that was TERRIFIED of smooth floors and car rides. This needs to be a real show, every week people call in with their insane pet stories!!
Willem Dafoe with his infamous “confusingly large” d saying that line about flaunting it is poetic
Melissa, if you see this, we love you!! it happens, and you’re incredible
“He’s allergic to anything that is or isn’t duck.” 😂😂😂
“Pigeon is a sexual predator” what a intro for a dog 😂