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DPS in a Nutshell - WoW Classic Machinima

There's something magical about gazing longingly into that DPS meter, every fight, and try your best to climb those ranks to the very top. If you succeed, you ascend, becoming one with the universe. But sometimes Xxxfeetdestroyer, comes in and shatters your dreams by getting to the top with a better class than you, then proceeding to post the DPS stats from the previous fight a couple of times just to establish how much better they are. DPS are a special and you can't live with them or without them. Remember to share, comment and Subscribe! Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=23516454 Join my Discord: https://discord.gg/KT7ngWJ Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/grim_captain More videos by me: Struggles of a Healer: https://youtu.be/yQTl6lxQhoo Getting Help From Others! Classic VS BfA: https://youtu.be/mwd0lbB1XBI Unknown Struggles of Raid Bosses: https://youtu.be/pWb0fe9rj58 #wowclassic #wowmachinima #captaingrim

Captain Grim

3 years ago

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Comments

@CaptainGrim

Everyone knows that the best DPS move is to taunt the mob that the tank is tanking, and then brag about your dps being so high that it steals the aggro 🙏 Remember to Share, Comment and Subscr

@AlonePopTart

The raid leaders silent thousand yard stare is too real.

@getonleagueguys7557

"I have nothing going for me in life other than being a good DPS in a video game" I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

@NevanSlone

“Oh look the hunter pulled the boss again” How did you capture such perfection?

@RadiakZaboing

Everybody gangster until the welpling pulls out a knife.

@DrFaustVII

1. No matter the class or spec, pop everything at the same time to burst 2. Stand in the fire for crit buff, any movement is a dps reduction anyway 3. Blame non-top-5 dps for combat time 4. Blame tanks for aggro problems 5. Blame heals for wipes

@SzotyMAG

That assault rifle dwarf hunter made me spit my food

@LandoHitman

"It's got a knife!" These videos make me laugh so hard!

@fewber1897

That welp pulling the knife killed me. Great job Grim , as always

@NixxiomOnYouTube

Absolutely glorious, as always!

@ZugzugZugzugson

"BACK, BACK YOU BEASTS" lol

@martonszalontai8320

Onyxia being like “EEELELELELEEEE” killed me

@jacksanity7508

2:21 anybody hear the mage saying frostbolt over and over lol

@vermin6107

The quality of this one is off the charts I am unironically very impressed

@cottoncandy3577

The whelp with the knife will be my new background. Thank you very much.

@UTM88

"THE HUNTER PULLED THE BOSS AGAIN" I feel this one in my soul.

@emailarchiveaccount8984

1:55 I lost it at "aww shit he's got a knife"

@jewsephjewstar5914

Is anyone really not gonna mention that this is damn good animation for a machinima? Like I was so impressed on how detailed everything was. Keep it up!

@Rakanarshi2

My guild had to ban DPS meters at the time because we kept trying to out do eachother and getting killed for this reason. After we did that, we sort of listened more. Cause with the DPS meters, it's like, if you arn't getting high numbers, you arn't pulling your weight.

@leiitv1605

"I've got nothing going on in life except be the best dps in a video game" made me laugh so hard but contemplate my existence a few seconds later... love this