Drag Queens Trixie Mattel & Katya React to Selling Sunset | I Like to Watch | Netflix

- I would say it's an open house. And while they're touring, I would be in the shower red lights on, naked, doing "Dangerous Woman." Like, "We were at the house but I think there's a ghostly spectre in the bathroom." "We saw a stark white bony naked body writhing." Hi, I'm Trixie Mattel. - And I'm Katya. - And we are two Queens who like to watch. - We surely do love to watch. And this time, we're going to watch "Selling Sunset" a riveting real estate reality drama that focuses on selling, you gu

essed it (in unison) the sun. - The sun itself. (laughs) Our second season? Selling the moon. - Yeah. (dramatic music) - Spoilers ahead. - We have scoured the cupboards the cabinets and the kitchen floor and combed through every single comment on the YouTube page. And we have discovered that you the fans require us to watch "Selling Sunset." So that's what we're gonna do. - We don't do this often as you know but we're- - Are they twins? - Sun and Set. - We're bringing another girl on. - We got D

asha, Masha, Sasha- - and Kasha - and Kasha. - From where? - She can sit on the floor until she proves herself. - Yeah. (laughs) - I love her already. - Yeah. ♪ Let's get to work. ♪ (intense bass music) - L.A. I'm putting on my Rolex. Anyone who's buying or selling in the Sunset Strip in the Hollywood Hills calls us. - [Katya] You want a house up there? - [Trixie] Absolutely not. Landslide, mudslides, murders. They could crumble at any time. - Crumble, crumble, crumble - Crumble, crumble, crumbl

e graham cracker. Crispy, crunchy graham cracker. (laughs) When the landslides happen we're going to lose all the richest people in L.A. and they're going to die in those Hills. It's gonna be great. - We're due for the big one. ♪ Spend a lot of time ♪ - I have to remind myself they're short because she looks like an avatar. - Yeah, she's probably 5'2". - That's Geena Davis. - Wow. - I'm not afraid to get down and dirty. - Something tells me this is her first time on site. You know., look at that

- - She's wearing a new- - her hardhat's crooked. - Doesn't that look like an emoji. - I feel like I'm a matchmaker. It's kind of like falling in love. - It's like falling in love with a building. I'm Chrishell. (in unison) Chrishin. - I'm trying to remember how nervous you guys were meeting everybody the first time you- (laughs) - Totally. - That was wild. I hated that. - So my husband is Justin Hartley. Maybe you've heard of him. He's on a show "This is Us." I love him to death. I'm actually i

n Sherman Oaks, so. - Any open houses north of Mulholland, that's her. - I feel bad for short, straight guys. 'Cause girls don't like short guys, do they? - Gay guys don't even see short guys. - But I think in straight world like you have to be this rich. And like, they're pretty in shape - if you're four feet tall. - Yeah they have a lot to prove. - And those are not hammer (beeps) either. There's no way. (laughs) There's no way. You know what I always think when we're doing these? If any of th

ese stars of these shows find this episode of us, - Oh, I'd feel so bad. - No, you came looking for it. - Okay. Yeah. - You know what I mean? - That's fair. - And also look at us - Look at the material. - Like they're going to watch this and go, "I do have a small (beep)" - Oh gee wiz now I feel bad. - That being said, drag queens are kind of the authority on who has a big or small (beep) If it makes my hand look small, it's big. We're like the census of measuring (beep). (laugh together) - Over

a big canyon behind all of that is the Valley. - [Trixie] If I can't walk to the Harry Potter castle I'm not moving there. - Like, Universal sucks ass though - Universal Studios? - Yeah, it sucks the (beep) out of my mom's ass. - I disagree. - Mary, it costs you $300 and they don't give you nothin'! - The Jurassic Park ride? Lit. - Always under construction - The Mummy? Lit. - Always under construction. - Transformers? Lit. - They're always under construction. - I don't believe that you go ther

e and every ride is under construction. - I call. I call. - It doesn't help that when people are on the ride, you're under the tracks unscrewing things. Yeah. Taking wires and snipping 'em. - If I'm not going to keep them on their toes, who is? (laughs) - Maybe I'm a little cold but I've always been honest out the gate. - And that inevitably means I'm a huge (beep) that has no respect people's feelings. - [Trixie] She's so beautiful though. - [Katya] Yeah, she's gorgeous. - You'd be pregnant in

both holes. - Both eyes. - Real estate is a mind game. I mean, I Bobby Fischer the (beep) out of situations. - Imagine looking like this and believing that you sell things because of your intellect. It's the exposed nipple, Mary. - I knew real estate wasn't going to be easy but I knew it would be easier for me than it would anyone else. They're gonna love it. Come take a look at the master. Basically. You just go to your doctor- - That is so- - I love it. - fantastic. Casual (beep) confidence. -

Basically. You just go to your doctor you get a whole bunch of Adderall. And then you study for like 3 months (laughs) - You go to your doctor and get a whole bunch of Adderall? Well, that explains the confidence. I'm so sick of being ugly. - Have you heard of this phenomenon? - I'm serious! - Called cosmetic surgery. - Yeah, but I don't even know what I would do. - Mary, they do. They're the doctors. You don't know, you're little miss- - But I don't think we're doing wallpapers and Sherwin Wil

liams. I think we're breaking down walls. - Oh yeah. It's a total raise in- - I don't need new veneers I need a new jaw. - You're going from like shanty to cathedral ceiling. - Would you guys watch a show where they "The Swan" me? Comment below. - Absolutely would. You would, okay. - Where I suggested you get a nose job and people attacked me for weeks. The nose is the fingerprint of the face. So you have to be careful about how much you change about it. It's like your identity. - Jennifer Gray?

Never heard from her again, murdered in broad daylight. - Ashlee Simpson, dead, dead. - Jason liked to do those photos for the companies. - Actually why don't you kinda, stand. - Everybody say one, two, three, Caucasian. - Yeah. This is actually pretty good. This is straight people's idea of an epic photoshoot. - What if we sat on a couch? - What if we wore like almost the same color? - Corporate dress (beep) it's going to be fierce. - Some girls definitely take it more seriously than others. I

'm not going to say names. Christine. - She is Katherine Heigl in that movie, Unforgivable? Unforgettable? - Unbreakable? - Unforgettable - Unforgettable! It's called Unforgettable and I forgot it. (laughs) Sorry - Do I look like a fat girl in a club dress like sitting like this. - Did she say a fat girl? - Do I look like a fat girl in a club dress? (screams) - That is so uncomfortable! - Power pose. No smiling. - No smiling - No smiling. - [Trixie] We're selling things and we're not happy about

it. (hip hop music) - Do I look like a crack whore today? - [Katya] Which crack whore? - Yeah, you know how crack whores have reverse French braids with suit jackets? - We've got different priorities, honey. (laughs) - I feel like next she's going to look in the mirror and go, like, "we look like two cross-dressers on a couch." - Yeah. (laughs) - Did you just splurge again? - Yeah, I did. - She sends them herself. - This is like a terrible, like not a great photo. I love that he's pulling down

his shorts like, Oh what are you going to see if I pull it down a little farther? So it's just like, you never know. I'm not into the surprise bodies. - He had a surprise body. It was a huge ab. Just one- (laughs) huge- One big ab. - One big ab. - Now we're going to see Christine and Chrishell coming to patch up their relationship. After Christina called Chrishell demented. - "You smell like hospital," basically. - Y'all look up. (rock music) - Oh my God! - Oh wow! - It looks like somebody snapp

ed a picture at a bar at Melrose Place trivia night in Milwaukee. (laughs) Do you know what I mean? Like there's nothing going on there. - Yeah. This is the lunch staff at the Rock Bottom Brewery at the Minnesota airport. Who've just been laid off and are starting an improv trip. Yeah. (laughs) - It's like so dumb. - Yeah, it's a no for me, dog. - You know what I want to see? Titties out with big suitcases full of cash and pointing. - Thank you. - Yeah, I tried to apologize after the party and s

he blocked me- blocked me on Instagram. - Oh wow. - I had no way of apologizing. She blocked me on Instagram and that's the only way I could reach out even though we work together. - I know! I see her eight hours a day in person. - I had a similar conversation with her, but ours was just more calm. - There's another (beep). - Is this her coming in? - Hi guys! Hi! - Is she gonna hug Christine? - How are you? - We were wondering where you were? - Skipped right over it. Hug the children. Which is t

he two men. - I'd love to give you a hug. You don't have to give me a hug but I'd love to. - Hi how are you? - Ugh! God! (Screams) - Diabolical. - Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Not you. (in unison) You can choke. - Everyone in the room is just like act normal! - I did try to call you after and apologize about my delivery. I know it was extremely strong. (mimics retching) - About? - This is about me, genuinely apologizing. - I kept trying to call you a (beep) (laughs) (in unison) B-I-

T-C-H - H. - Just like Christine said we're here to celebrate. - Yeah. - I tried. - I tried, but she would let me (beep). - I tried, she's a (beep) but I'm perfect. I love diabolical, petty on-camera behavior. You know what else is great about these realty shows like this? They go, "the cameras are going to be there today" "How do I move this plot point in a way that's the most petty." Seriously! Apologizing in front of the group and going, "I tried." "She's problematic." "I'm the one trying to

make peace." That's like- I don't do that. And Mary, if I had a problem with you I'd come to you and tell you right in your busted face. You (beep) (beep) And I would have (beep) in my hand and smeared it on your face. I want "Selling Sunset" meets "Cobra Kai." Where they're like, I tried. - So you gonna pass on the house. Alright, let's see. - So I'm going to take you to the mall and paralyze you. So season two, here we go. They put Christine and Chrishell on a job together. - Are you going to

have any kind of zebra skin at your- please do not. - What are you talking about? - I love this look. - That's a cool braid. - It's a really cool braid. This is our two styles together. Yeah, hold on a second. I want to take a picture- - Take a picture of it. Christine, if you're watching this, we are not sure on your character, but we do love the hair and fashion. They all look great though. - Christian likes to buy me gifts. Like that's his thing. But if I want something, I have been known to

go in his wallet get out his American Express, - Oh, she steals. Take pictures, send it to the salesperson. I dunno some call it fraud. I call it love. - No, that's not fraud, that's theft. - That's fierce. - Yeah, I guess so. Okay. This is the 25 year old baking husband. Oh my God. - Hi Romain. - Hi. - Hi. - I'm so sick of hot people. There are a lot of hot people who are totally normal and nice. - Of course. - But there's not a lot of ugly people that act like these hot people. - No, they're a

ll in jail. Oh, work you (beep) (beep) - Holy (beep). - You (beep). She looks beautiful. - She's such a (beep) (beep.) That's great. - It's the little cornrows that Jason is a little appropriative. She is a white, white (beep). - (in unison) Tits. - That is a 40-inch pony. - Oh, uh. What is she Charlie Chaplin now? - She's doing physical comedy. - She's doing bits. - But also feels like she's trying to prove to everyone there that she dressed up more than that. - Like she's like, "Oh God, I hav

e to sit down?" And then she crab walks across the room. - (laughs) Yeah. - Oh God, sorry. We have Mary's bachelorette party. And as you know, beautiful people drinking on television, what could go wrong? - She's throwing back shots. She's about to shut some racial epithets. Yeah. - Pick a color, Mary. What color penis do you want to suck tonight? - Oh, I'm so triggered by that. - Oh my God. Penis straws. Penis straws. Sometimes when a war veteran hears a loud explosion it's like they get flashb

acks to Vietnam. - I have a flashback to like 20-something year old Caucasian women grabbing my breasts and trying to get me to take a dollar through their mouth. - Yeah, and also the hard-to-get I'm going to do this 20-minute dance for $1. Why don't you pay your dad to come down here and (beep) me down. Give me something I can use. - Cheers. (upbeat music) - She's like the wall then, wow. - Tasty! Cheers! - You couldn't catch me on TV drinking out of a penis straw, girl. - Have some dignity. -

I want to suck fluid from this tiny little (beep). - What was your most cringe-worthy sexual experience? (laughs) You go down on a guy, right? You pretend you love it, but honestly, it tastes like (beep). (laughs) - Shouldn't the (beep) not really taste like anything? - In a perfect world. Maybe a little soap. - She left out the other part of this story. He had just pulled that out of her ass. (claps) 'Cause you know straight people don't douche. - Don't know nothing douche-wise. Nothing. - You

were like, you barely even drink now. - I'm a fun drunk. - Oh my God. Anybody who says they're a fun drunk, you need a ride. - Get out of there while you still can. - Get the (beep) out of there. Why do straight people go to gay bars and act (beep) crazy? - Because they feel like they own the world. And then they feel like it's kind of a freak show. - Because straight men in gay bars are wildly uncomfortable or not there and straight girls in gay bars walk in like they bought and paid for the bu

ilding and the business and everyone there. - It's like a sense of safety that ushers in the entitlement that they all feel. Like, I don't feel threatened so I'm going to treat everyone like (beep). - I like the bait and switch. Go up to the table. Hi ladies, looking fierce. Anybody have a birthday tonight? Anyway, um, quick pivot. I know you think that every space is yours but we will throw you out on the drop of a hat today. You will sit here and shut up. You will clap and move and no "woo" gi

rls. No "Wooo!" No. So we're in season three and Christine is doing a Botox and Burgers event to bring in the prospective customers. - So you guys have a lot of people coming. - We know how L.A. is. - Yeah. - I know, I know. - People are flaky everywhere. - Everywhere. - I almost didn't come to this. And it's in my house. (laughs) Imagine, you guys filming here. I'm in the other room. Like, "not for me." "Did I use polio yet?" Yeah, absolutely. - I have the burger, wine and you know, drinks. We

can booze people up before we put needles in them. - I like her. I like her a lot. - Booze them up. Give them tattoos. - Do you like the theme Burgers and Botox? - I love it. - I do too. - Because if that many people are going to be having Botox gonna wait or you have a snack. - And not just a burger. I want a burger that will give me an enema. (laughs) Like I want a crazy- - I want a burger that's going to rip out my GI tract. - I want to (beep) these walls. Wow. Wait from where? - Quinn-N-Out,

look! - Quinn-N-Out. Her last name's Christine Quinn. - (in unison) Oh! - We're such (beep) If we went to this we'd be like "Wow, it's your last name? Cute." There's something about wedding dress shopping that no matter how many times it gets done on television, it's exciting. - Oh my gosh. (gasps) - It's beautiful. Is it cut out on the hips? It might be. Oh. - I can see your ass! - I know, right? You like it? - And I like it! - I kinda live! (laughs) - I think that's fantastic. Go full on (bee

p). If she does the Chicken Dance You're gonna see her hole. So a very modern spin on an old classic, divorce proceedings filed through text messages. - I love it. Bottled water for the dog? - Hi. - Hi. - Hi. I just heard. - I just heard. - This is so beautiful, thank you. - Before we had a chance to figure anything out, he filed. - She should get revenge. - Her hair looks good though. - Yeah. - You're a pretty crier. You're a very pretty crier - I found out because he texted me. - I hope he sai

d this isn't us anymore. - Have you ever been knocked over by a wave and you don't know which way to swim to get up? - I know- - You know, when you're on a girl's trip in Cabo and- (sniffles) a wave hits you? - You know when you're zip-lining through the Amazon and it stops? - You know when you're on a private plane (laughs) and it crashes everybody dies except you? - Is there anything I can do? - This is it. I really appreciate it. - I can't wait for her to go to work and Christine to go, "Hi s

ingle flop. Heard that not even your husband likes you. I was going to text you good morning but I thought it might trigger you." - Christine's going to send her the article and say, "LOL." (laughs) - I guess you closed on something. - There was a guy I went out with. He worked at Pixar, Monsters Inc. He was in that. No, I'm just kidding. But he worked at Pixar and we went on like four dates and then he texted me like, "Hey, you're really great. I'm just not feeling that type of way, but like-"

- That's not breakin' up. - That's the only way texting is appropriate. - Oh yeah, yeah. - If it's like a new relationship. - A hundred percent, a hundred percent it's better to do in person. Sometimes you can't. You have to do over the phone. - I know this might be unhealthy when I'm in a relationship. I'm sorry. I know about statistics. I keep one eye on the door at all times. - Exits always. - Yes, because let's be honest. Everybody likes to think like I'm the Cinderella story. No, you're not

. - I don't really date. - Yeah. This one doesn't get broken up with because no one wants to engage in the first place. - You don't have to stop something. You never start. - So Chrishell is getting divorced, horrible. And Christine, her arch nemesis is getting married and invites Chrishell to her wedding. - I hope that the bride sees Chrishell and goes "Hi- - I just heard. Tell you what. I'll give you the first piece of cake. I've seen you eyeing it." Wow... - Yeah, that's cool. - I love fancy

(beep). Cheesecake factory really turned it out. A real swan? She had lives zebras at the engagement and she has live swans. - She's six two a theme. - I like to make an entrance. If I was invited to this wedding. There'll be a swan driving around or whatever. And they'd be like, "I wonder where Trixie is." And you'd see me come out of the water. And the swan was a hat. And I had been underwater for four hours. - You'd drown. - Yeah, the reveal doesn't work. She looks incredible. - Oh wow. - Chr

ishell. You know what she's showing up for her friend who she's not that close with. She's trying to be a good friend. - I think it's supposed to start at five. - She's two hours late to her own wedding? I would have left. I swear to God. - Absolutely. - Two hours late to your own wedding? - If they haven't served food? Eat my ass. - And I'd knock stuff over on my way out. I'd be in that bucket with that duck. Like, "this is (beep)." - Taking the swan, I'm out of here. - Taking the swan. - What

is that? - Snow! - She's throwing down enough snow to soak everyone in the face. Asparagus. She really said asparagus and leeks. Oh my God. Wow. It's so pretty. - Oh, wow! - He's not that bad. - He's not that ugly, but compared to her she if (beep) gorgeous. I bet he (beep) her down within an inch of her (beep) life. - I bet he eats her ass like the Kentucky Derby. - Yeah, and I bet she sucked his (beep) once- (Katy chuckles) This show has everything. - Yeah. - Fashion, hair. - Marriage, divorce

, surprise betrayals, technology, - Swans. It has Los Angeles. A lot of sunsets actually. - Which is funny because sunsets in the title! - Selling Sunsets! - Women making money. - And spending it on- - Cashing checks. - Nice hair. - Counting paper. - Counting paper! Going to and from the bank! Having not enough time for the haters! - Check out Selling Sunset on Netflix. - Goodbye. - Goodbye.