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She's like, All right, so let's go to church. Body of Christ Christ got a hot body. So would you get it? Lancers. Da da da. Will it be anything other than what? Our father was originally a Nazi company. Really? Why? How do you know that? And why did soldiers from friggin Nazis or something? I don't know. So I don't believe half of the things that you say. I'm usually. Correct. Do you know how many times you've said something and we Googled it after you left? Geoff's got it right. Can we get an a

larm? James is right. For the first time ever. That I would kill someone to. I saw the sign by Ace of Base. And that's also a real psycho on me. Like 39. We got pulling up. I saw the sign and it all being taken out of mine's momma. Number five, obviously. That's great. One, 205. Yeah, it's probably horrible. But also, it's probably propaganda. Also, the guy that like what? I like the. Guy to infiltrate North Korea. I just turned on my mike. This is your brain. This is drugs. This is your brain o

n drugs. Live from the Red Lion Tavern. It's Saturday morning. Stay in school podcast. Whose fucking genius idea was this? This is my drunk idea last night, I said, I said, you know, it's a good idea. Let's go to my work while I'm working and not work and film the podcast for the first time. That's, I think is what I texted something exactly like that. The way to not work at work. I'm going. To that's a firable. Offense. I was going to say, do we think I'm going to get fired? I so do I care? Yea

h, I don't think we care. This is like a gorilla. Like like in Boogie Nights when they have to, like, do illegal porno movies and they run in, they, like, have to set up all this equipment like our buddy Jeff series. That's a full production couple. What's it called? Extra sauce. Check it out. But we got lights. We get all this crazy shit to cameras and no one knows we're doing it. Can I comment back on the porn thing? Because actually, this room used to be a brothel. Really? Jesus Christ. Hey.

See, this is the first time it's recorded, so everybody's going to see how much I. How often I roll my eyes at James during this podcast. I. Would you roll your eyes at James? Well, James isn't here. This is. Moses. Since Duff Duff sired Dirk Diggler. Right. Nice Boogie Night. Nice. Hell, yeah. They're nice reference. Dirk Diggler. After you guys in my in my hammer for a little. Bit. Yeah. That also sounds like porn. Tons. really? Yeah. So is my accordion hammer. So it's my nonalcoholic beer. ye

ah. We're not drinking. We're. Cause I'm working. Yep. Yep. So. Yeah, So we went out last night. What were you saying about. Going to say cheers, not drinking? Lovely. Fest was great. You know, So we went out last night and we got a little hammered and I had been saying, we're not going to do the podcast this week because we have so much fucking shit going on. It's been nonstop for us since the missing ticket party. And, you know, I just pictured sweet little baby James sitting in his apartment,

just really, you know, he's text me when can we do the podcast, When can we do the podcast? And I just yeah, I just I had a moment where I truly cared about him. And that's why this is happening now. During my shift, I'm clocked out on break though. That's like. One in the morning where you're not working. Anymore. Well, it's live from Saturday night. So it's Saturday morning. It's well, who knows? It's it's live from whenever this airs. Yeah. I guess there's no rules. Technically, it's. Yeah,

Maybe this can come on Monday. Maybe I was talking about this earlier, but Saturday Night Records live in front of an audience. Anything you record ever is live because you did it as an existing human being. So then. So then airing it. Yeah. That's making me really worried right now because I'm realizing this is being filmed. So we can't edit out all of the things that we're going to have to possibly edit out throughout our discussions. I mean. All I have in my notes is North Korea six times. ye

s, yes. I've been on a big North. Let's talk about that. I've been on a huge North Korea kick. I've watched about 8 hours of North Korea footage this week on YouTube because I was like, what's it? Well, here's here's the thing. This is the reason I got into it, because I watched the video on how bad North Korea is. And it's probably horrible. But some of it's probably propaganda. Also, the guy that like what? I like the. Guy to infiltrate North Korea. I just turned on my mike. Are you serious? Y

eah, but. Well, your sound would have been picking up Exactly. I'll fix. It. Yeah. Who cares? Who cares? It's. It's literally the medieval reticence live. Yeah, actually, also. I don't know how to play this. yes. And that'll sound good. Yeah, everyone's going to hear that. Everyone's going to be like, turn that part. I was. I was even doing, like, perfect my technique too. I was like. Yeah, yeah. Those gloves, those gloves have major O.J. Simpson energy. And they fit. They look from this side, t

hey look a little tight. They look like latex. But when you flip it around, it looks like it's fucking O.J. They. Definitely look like women's clothes. Yeah. There's no those your girlfriend's gloves. They're. They're just. They're those on his gloves. They're men's gloves. Did you. Where did you get them? Where did you get this Gender nonbinary. Okay. Jesus Christ. The trial, the evidence, the evidence room. Yeah. They don't fit O.J., but they fit me, baby, if you know what I'm saying. Little b

lood spatter on. Yeah. Yeah. We're black. Lives. What did they think he wore, white gloves or is that Michael Jackson? What the. Fuck? Yeah. Imagine cutting someone's head off with, like, gloves and. Right, gloves. You got to murder someone with black gloves. Actually, that brings me to something I had in my notes out of complete curiosity. If you guys were picture like it said to me, square, like absolute. That was Reservoir Dogs, right? Huey Lewis. No, that's American Psycho. No, no, no, no. S

o American Psycho was. Yeah, it's hip to be square. Well, wait. Fuck. What's the what's the reservoir dog and a mountain. stuck in the middle with you. If you guys are going to, like, torture somebody to any song, what would your song be? what. Kind of torture? Well, that. I mean. Weird. Next question. They have to watch every episode of Just Shoot Me. I don't know. That is. Nonstop. that's cool. What? Seasons you. Favorite. It's just me. I feel. Like. I feel like a lot of like, killers and seri

al killers and psycho people like that. Like, actually listen to music. And I don't want to get too dark on this, but there's like, you know, back in the day with, like rotten gqom and like murder videos or whatever, there's an infamous murder video in the guys listening to True Faith by New Order. And and it's like, wicked brutal. He's listening to music while he kills someone for real. I mean. Like Buffalo Bill, like, that's fiction, but like, divorce is like. There's actually like a records a

nd like, a whole thing about, like, serial killers and their music and how it's usually either something like it'll be like yacht rock like most most serial killers love like yacht That. Makes sense because most serial killers are like, very basic normal. I love. Your passing as me. Too. But so, so too. This was this just got the gloves off and that this guy. Just not look. At me. I am. I'm barren with. Beard. This is my real. This is my real hair. Was this James the whole time? I thought it was

OJ Simpson slash Moses. Well, I was having such a good time with this Moses guest. And now that it's James that looks like. my God. It looks. Like that looks like a fucking animal. Yeah, I know. So anyways, I can't listen to true faith like New Order without. So every time I love that song and it's such a sweet. So it's like, did it. Did it, did. It. And every time I hear that song, it especially I get. Stabbed to death Every time. Ruined every single time I think about a. Guy, I literally cann

ot. I used to think I was so cool because I was into that stuff for so long and I can't even think about stuff like that anymore without getting so creeped out and grossed out. I mean. You know, back in the day, like, you know, we had the Charles Manson posters and all this shit and like, you know, it's cool and edgy and like, I like, I like weird culture like that. I think you should grow out of it, though. Like at a certain age, there's people that are just still way too obsessed with it. I sw

ear to God. Yeah, it's fucked up. It comes down to a moral and I know a bunch of my friends are fucking into the shit, but I stand by it. It comes to a certain level of like when you reach a certain age and you have empathy and you understand morality, you need to give up the serial killer fucking obsessions because it's fuck. Especially like it's fucked. Especially like John Wayne Gacy. So it's it's. Crude, it's fucked. I mean, in the last couple. Years I just straight away. But like, the idea

of a killer clown is like, so macabre and, like, interesting, but it was like. Like different. Well, you don't. Want to kill like, a like a, like, pseudo pedophile. Or just, like, you know, not pseudo. I mean, let's. my God, let's. Take it back. Let's not disparage the man. You know. I knew that. I knew I was going to regret the cameras. The second I thought about sitting next to James, his minuet. His name was Pogo. His name was Pogo. And he was young girl. Yeah. So anyways, I would kill someon

e too. I saw the sign by Ace of Base. yeah, that's a good one. Student on that one. That is a that's also a real fucking psycho city. Like you got to play. You got to be a real fucking. Wait, wait. I like the death. You like. This? Just, like, not pulling up. I saw the sign and it all being winking at the. Last thing you see on this earth. Is a killer. You are singing ace the bass and then winking at you, and then you die. Mine's Mambo number five. Obviously. That's great. One, 205. Yeah, yeah.

And. And you could keep them, you know, in the room all scared and then. And walk into. Like. Yeah, before you. Get on trumpet it's. Like. Before you even enter the room, you just hear that and then you come in the room dancing. And you got to play the trumpet. Yeah, but, but, but it smells. Yeah, well. I had on my face the. Trumpet, my. Smelly face. The trumpet shoots a poison dart. Yeah, yeah. When is. When is the number five. Poison dart in the neck? Not. That's not a good way to kill someone

. No, that's too easy. It's fun. It's funny, but that's. Okay. Because then you're like. I'm going now. I'm going to get fired. Just for the content of this comedy film in my bar. North Korea. North Korea. North Korea. You give me one. North Korea. I'm. I open my. Legs to North Korea. We cannot continue with that one. What do you guys think my song would be? It would be like anime. No anime song. But it would either be like, Yeah, like an anime running sequence or it's like, Yeah. And everything

. Yeah. I just tie them up to a fucking long ass field and they see me like 200 yards away and they just did it. It was full speed. it's like. But in reality I think James would be all like, boom. Boom, boom. I want you in my room. I would, I would. I like that. These are all knife kills. Theoretically, yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't do it. Like, how. Else are you going to torture someone? You're not going to torture someone with a gun. With a trumpet? I like I just mentioned. I mean, I could torture so

meone with this accordion. Yeah. Don't play me anymore. I would. I would give people hope. I'm. that's so funny. I would. I would. I would, you know, tie him up and and pretend like, you know, I'm about to kill you, whatever. And then, you know, they start talking their way. I have a family and stuff and like. You have a family. You look like a fucking be like, Tell me about your family. Like God. And they'd be like, they'd be like hippies. I hate. This to my. Husband, daughter to my family. And

I would stop it and edit it out. But we can't because it's fucking filming because my drunk ass thought it was a good idea to fucking stupid. You look like your zodiac killer. This is what we're about. And I'd be like, I'd be like, You might be like your family. Yeah. I have a daughter named Jessica, and, like. My. My wife, my wife. Deborah, she. She she knows I'm missing. And I'd be like, shit. Yeah. All right, well, I'm going to get out of here and just pretend like you didn't see my face. He

re's my cell phone. Here's my cell phone. Call 911. Yeah. And then they'd call nine one, and then on the other line, it's me. Hello? And I come back on the road. Boo! Boo boo! That's kind of like that movie We watch the cell phone, One black phone. She, like, kind of gives them a little bit of what's it called? Black phone? I think so. I don't know. I just love the idea that James. I think it's African-Americans. James figured out a way that when someone calls 911 his Sylvia, his cell phone that

he gave to someone, cell phone when he called. His James a criminal mastermind and very intelligent. And also loves it. And I'm an evil nice. How's your ale, brother? I'm a lot of things. How's your. Ale? But I'm a lot of the. No, remember, we're not drinking. It's not an ale. It's a I haven't done ale. That's actually true. That is. True. Actually. That's what I call oatmeal. You are medieval from the neck down. You got a little bit of the top. Yeah. Down on the top. Yeah. He's actually Vietna

m on the bottom. Medieval in the middle. Of the nice mash up. I'm the mash up king. I do all the cool mash ups and you've got a nice I was Lieutenant Dan slash King Arthur thing going on. I was in the battle of Rothenburg And. Was that in? And then I. Got the Battle. Of Rothenburg and then I came back to England and I went to my local tavern in like a fucking wheelchair and like, the green jacket. This is like, the most insane version of Army of Darkness I've ever heard in my life. Actually, I'd

watch that because the soundtrack was probably Fire. Yeah, I imagine. Like what. You're saying you would. Watch that? I would watch that. You didn't watch. It? No, no, no. I would watch the mash up of Army and Darkness combined with Vietnam. Would you watch MASH? No. I'm never that interesting. Jeff Ashton, have you ever seen the show MASH? Yeah, I hated it. Yeah, because it's like it's. Going to be super boring. It's renowned as like one of the it was like the most viewed season finale ever an

d everyone loved it. Yeah, back in the day back, it was good TV shows. And was only like six options back then. Like, of course was. Not my, my, my, not a watch like that in Becker. Like the whole thing was just like another weird fucking show that was around that same time. Versus shitting on MASH. Then you should on Becker. What's next? You shitting on Koch, I don't know. I wouldn't. Dare. You're going to shit on Cheers. No. Cheers. Sucks. Cheers does not. So cheers. Overrated. Craig Nelson, h

owever, is my coach serial killer. What is. Coach? It's a show about Craig Nelson. I don't know who that retired. We're retired. I'd say. That. You can not say retired. What can I say? Retired? Stop saying. Retire. Saying the R word retarded. Coach Nelson. He was a retarded Air Force pilot, wasn't he? Yeah. Craig Nelson. Well, yeah. It's harder to talk to Coach. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good Will Hunting about, right? It's like a fraternity and. Stuff you're thinking of. You're thinking of radio. Wh

at's radio? It's about a retired bum. Get move on. But it's about to move on. All right, let's get Ed out. Let's. Let's talk North. Korea. Don't put your hand up like that. You look guilty. Every time you put your hand up. You look guilty. Yes. Let's talk North Korea for a second. Okay. So this guy infiltrated North Korea with a GoPro and initially his videos, people would be like, You're recording me. There's a GoPro on your chest. So he later strapped the GoPro here and then got a camera strap

and hung a camera from here. So he just put the camera guy and nobody even second guessed it. And he like walked around and got like all this real footage. Actually recorded. Like this. I'm like, What's a ballpark? I don't think the. Camera guys are supposed to be walking around. I think that's the worst thing you can walk around and talk about. Dude, I'm 18 hours in on research stuff. I love when James just thinks he, like, knows something right away. Well, I mean, I mean, he's. Lived through

centuries. In North Korea. I lived in North Korea for like a couple of months on a sabbatical. We have done so. I watched so many of these videos now, and it's insane what this guy is like doing and getting away with. And there's another guy that goes even deeper and goes into like the suburbs, like things that you cannot see. I don't know how he's getting away with it. And it's wild. It's things that people have never seen before. I mean. I mean, it's older, just sick. They give you a free beer

ticket every day as a citizen is free. So that's pretty good. That is pretty sweet. You can have about 70 grams of food a day, like psycho socialist, like communist stuff. But I was like, What's it like to do People in North Korea go to the bar and get fucked up. They have bars, but there's one beer they serve. I'm sure there's yeah. There's, yeah, but there's only one type of beer. There's just beer. Spiritual leader. Beer. Just a beer made. And then it's like the North Korean beer because the

y don't like to drink anything like anywhere else. You know. It's a social camp. Yeah. So like, while. The dictators as to like. You like song soup pop or something. The bar is there's no seats. They have like these stands that are like they'll pull, pull and then like just like a table. And it's very progressive, socialize and like, have their beers and talking. There's no like sitting around or getting sloppy. I it. We like to stand when I'm drinking that that's I. Move to North. Korea. That's

like considered a progressive bar in America just like hey, it's our it's our standing bar. You know. I got a standing desk at my job. I'm going to stand up and work all day. Okay. So the guy that sits on his ass all day, it's actually a good thing. It's a good thing to stand. I think North. I take it you heard it here first. What you're defending, Who. Am I different? Well, I do work at it. Yeah, I work at a German bar, but the whole odds with all of that are very against me. In North Korea's

defense, they are getting a little bit more progressive. I've heard that they actually. Shut the fuck up. GM sending offices for sweatshops and child labor, but like, they just bring in sitting tables. But for a child that's standing height. Yes, baby booster seat. Adorable, right? my God. So cute. Guys. I'm definitely getting fired or canceled. I mean. Do you think the McDonald's in North Korea has a play place. They force them to play? Yeah. Have fun. While. You play. Now, which is also my fav

orite streaming service. You play. Now? You play now. Yeah. I used to download so many good songs out. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Passed, slammed. Shut out to us for the new weenie. If you're an old listener of stay in school we've talked about the piece The Pea. Soup with the Penis and it takes. Videos of it. It's fucking disturbing. You should order one. Yeah, we could. Fucking LA drew it and made the new cup and it's great. Yeah, it's great. You should order one. Have your coworkers bring it to you

and be like. my God, my work. My poor coworkers that are literally watching the bar for me so I can do this. Like one customer. I've been having fever dreams lately, like over the last week where I like rage. Quit this job or, or like, or, like, get dramatically fired and, like, honestly, I kind of hope that happens today. Yeah, I kind of hope that's the consequence of this. They say when God closes a door, you know, he opens my asshole. I do not. Want to go in there that I can guarantee. You kn

ow. I mean, the order a pea soup. I can go. I can get. A bigger piece. To the table. yeah. You can get it with a with a veggie whiner. No, because the soup has bacon in it. Veggie whiner, You know. That's like. Vegan weenie. Yeah, The biggie. Michael. Michael Bublé is big little veggie whiner. Right? Why we bad? guys, we joke. We joke. But we should be serious for a second. Okay. Why do you think he did it? Yeah, I mean, yeah, right. He had to. Yeah, I think that, too. He literally like I did. I

was asking Eric this the other day actually, because I wasn't too knowledgeable because I. Watch, like, a lot of. You watch, like, a lot. You should see his YouTube algorithm. It's ridiculous, But it's like North Korea and O.J. Simpson trials. Eric has this shirt that's like a bootleg shirt from back in the day when OJ Simpson was on trial. And it's just like a rap tee where it has like O.J. face a bunch of times and it's like pastel colors and it's super cute and it just says, you be the judge

with a bunch of. His photos on it, actually. no, actually, actually. I bootlegged that shirt years ago and it got dicey because it was O.J. Simpson and Mike Tyson who is accused of rape at the time. And on the back, it just says you be the judge with a question mark. It's not can you be the judge, period? It's you be the judge on the back and like ridiculous. It was a shirt I could never find. So I bootleg it because it's just like a weird piece of pop culture. Yeah. However, I treated a friend

of mine, he's like, Dude, I want one of your like Goodfellas shirts or something. And he's like, I have this old O.J. shirt, like, we want to trade. That's a. Fluke. So we trade shirts. This dude from back in Hull, Massachusetts, I look it up, I felt bad. The shit's worth like $700. say that. You know. Now from 61 up. Dude, it's awesome. But it's a pro O.J. shirt, and I've worn it, like, twice. And I've gotten some hate, like some weird looks because it just says we love you, O.J., And it just

has a resemblance football uniform in it. May God be with you in on the back. It says Don't squeeze the juice. 30. Two So. I have like a producer. There that's like, he's so innocent. That's fun to collect, But, like, do not wear that anymore. Yeah, just tore down. So when we first moved to L.A., like we were going to, like, you, Sharon Tate. How A single like Menendez brothers, like. I mean. We were into that shit back then. That's what I was saying. You have to grow out of it. We weren't exclu

sively doing that. We were going to movie sets and all that shit too. But anything crazy we could see from just L.A. culture we would go see. But they tore down the Nicole Kidman or Nicole Nicole Brown. If they tore. Her down, O.J.. Simpson murdered Nicole Tom. Cruise. To her down here. You heard it here lot. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's like so many people would just go there. Yeah, that's crazy, dude. Like, that was. That was a bad part. That's, like. That's so fucked. I mean, you can't. You can't t

ear down the grassy knoll in Texas. So apparently they have the similar problem. Just people like crossing the street to shit and people like that actually live there. Just like. Do you like your girls with a shaved pussy or a grassy knoll? Well. If I like girls, I would. Say. A bit of a muff. Yeah, but you're a. Bit of a. A Ron. I got you. I. Got got his fingerprints on the line. Yeah. Let's go. Baby. Guilty. Yeah. Got me. Right. Let's go. You saw it? I saw the sign. yeah. Actually, my real son

g would be so, so surreal. Phil Collins, right? I think that's. That's in American Psycho. I'm just kidding. That wouldn't be my song. That's very unoriginal. Yeah, it is. It's not known. Yet, because the whole movie he's obsessed with eighties pop. That song is literally like the kill scene before. All right, give me some time to come up. Literally. I wait. Did I say actually, I was something else? You met the one from Tarzan? Yeah. What's that song? I want to know. Yeah, you told me. Yeah, yea

h, yeah. Well, I'll. I'll tell you a difference. I'll knife crimes because of the gloves. Yeah, well, I wouldn't do knife. Super in British culture. Knife crimes. Okay, I would do the We're. Moving on from murder. The way. The bludgeoning. Can we please move on from murder? Yes, says the man with the hammer. Let me just say one last thing. No, because if I go out there, I have to go back to work. yeah. You'll think about killing people. Well, that's all I think about when I'm here. You know. Tho

ughts? Yeah. No, I'm not going as PC banging as any of that shit. We're. We're. We're pushing the limit right now. Doing this. Right. And the last thing I need is hot piece. all right, I'll take it off. And then just doesn't look. No, I mean, let him enjoy himself. That strong coffee. Yeah, that is very strong. I can sit for that. Yeah, absolutely. Let me ask this is ATP has. No caffeine in it. It's just spit. It is as good as coffee. Well, after we did my real beard in it earlier, so. I remembe

r that you. Went you, you. In there. You did that thing in there. You dip the beer, the beard in there. It was. Yeah. I was doing like a bit of work. Are you going to start dry heaving? You know, that thing smelt really weird when I put it near my face. So now I'm even extra grossed out, dude. They actually had. Mine. Grossed out because this one has caffeine. And. That one doesn't. Get decaf. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of, let me go get us something real quick. My. My ass is so sweaty. Sweaty i

n this fucking chair. Back to the porno thing. If I can put my penis in your mouth real quick. Yeah, just for 2 seconds on camera. It would be a porno. Eric. I'm right here, buddy. Okay, Sure, sure, sure. The studio did shoot so early. I mentioned I was talking about my friend Tyler back in the day. Found a, you know, gas mask bong, but it was the Joker's face, But like. Like Heath Ledger, like, so silly, like, obviously is a good joker, but like, the whole culture of, like, the why so serious,

you know, it's so fucking brutal. But it was a joker mask with a fucking bong in it. And it was called the Joker, which is brilliant, but I've never tried that. And you said you've tried a gas mask bong before. I used to have. Yeah. You saw the gas mask. You had one. Yeah, but it was like. Use it like once. No, I used to use it all the real time because it's, it's, I think I'm a bit of a masochist. So you think. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sweating like, you know. So I love to take my clothes off, but yeah,

so I had one and we would always use it like just for it's fine, blah, blah, blah. But I swear to God, the thing is like air fucking tight and it's just like a like a, like a fucking arm. What's what's the what's the store in the mall of all the cool Spencers. Spencer's. Yeah. It's like a Spencer. I used to work there. Yeah. By the way, thank you for the maple sirup. Thank you. Thanks. Well, it's just t. That's what I meant. And mine just. Water. And yours is water. Well, so you, you got it. Bu

t did I ever tell the dildo story from Spencer's. Did you? I don't remember any episodes and. I listen to. So. Okay, so you had the mask. You're going in Spencer's? Yeah. So it's rubber, It's airtight. I mean, this was a mask. So I. Had a gas mask. But gas mask one. Of course he didn't. Rubber airtight. It's got like, one of those Spencer's plastic bongs at the end of it with the, like, you know, the really tiny, like, metal. Yeah, it looks like a. And. Yeah. It's like what you would see. That's

correct. Yeah. Yeah. So like, it still has the gas mask like holes in here where you can breathe out safely. But breathing in all you're breathing in through is that tiny little hole. So you got to get on the oxygen to it. You got to be ready. Yeah. So like, when you're fucking like, you put it on and it's like, let's fucking go before I pass out. They light it and stuff and then like, you start breathing and then you start fucking like, you know, you do it until you start getting a little bit

like blackout starts and then you just fucking. There's this one time. Fuck it. Ridiculous. It's so stupid. It's like, I'm so happy you don't do, like, heroin or something, because that's just. That's any anymore. Yeah. Anymore? Yeah. Or any less fingerprints. Your gloves are off, baby. shit. I don't even think about that. My bad, bro. You okay, bro? Yeah, I'm good. Now, say. Space. But if you do heroin, you'll end up dressing up like a million. I will fucking. Kill. You if you did. That again.

But it's, like. Overrated. Yeah, it's a little overrated. It's maybe. Not, but seriously, heroin's fucking the best. Stop. I mean, it was the best, so I. Just like. Okay, so. So your only oxygen is near the smoke? Yeah, Yeah, that's coming there. Is this one time too? It was super cheap and we were in main like. And again, it's obviously it's not fun, but it's fun when you're like 17. Like, we, like still fun. Yeah. Like you play the choking game. Like, just like I want to just pass out. There's

just one time. I was like, Fuck. Is that a game you guys played? Yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah. You children. It's like a boy thing or like, a poor thing. You're like, What's going on? Yeah. I don't. Know. I think it's more of a poor thing. Yeah, but I was like. No, I couldn't afford drugs, so. Yeah, yeah. No, but seriously, I'm genuinely curious. That wasn't a thing in my, in my high school or my middle school or my friend group. I think pre-Internet. In Massachusetts. Things pre-internet, everyone i

s starving for just shit to do. So like you heard about. Yeah, that sounds like a boy thing though. That's how boys are going to be. Like, Did you hear. NSYNC, by the way? Choke me unconscious? But there's a difference. It was like a poor boy thing. This poor energy. It smells like it. my God. You talked about this. What? It definitely, definitely. Like a poor boy. A poor, poor boy. I love Louisiana. This boy. Nobody was so poor boy. That poor boy. I have to go to work. I, James, we're going to

get you. You're at work, baby. Okay. Fuck this. Can I just quit right now? Call it now. Call in now. Get your camera all in. Now, if you think I should quit, text this number at the bottom of the screen. If you think I should quit right now, get out of my camera. My camera. You just see my favorite hardcore. Male out of here. Gets hot. Call 911 from James's phone. Naked. Never mind. Don't bring back two murders. Let's talk more about heroin. Did you know. You finish your poor boy. You guys have

a story? I forget. No. I don't listen to him half the time, so I don't even know where he's at. It doesn't matter. Who cares? I mean. Yeah. So we were all like 17 or whatever. Cabin in the Woods in Maine or whatever. And there was this one time where we're like. Nothing wrong with that. You know, naked. I'm like, Doesn't matter why we were naked. But yeah, like, fuck it. It was cheap. And like, after wearing it so many times, like the rubber, like straps wear down or something like that, they fu

cking got it. Got caught on me and I took the hit. I was like. Okay, you know? And like, I started it got stuck on me and I had like three guys, like, ripping it. Three guys, three. Hold it. Now It's really sounding. Like I had three. Guys on top. Just rip it off. Ripping it all. Put it. All in. Added, added. I couldn't. Yeah, you could. Even when you first when you guys like spaced out when you first started talking about it getting stuck. I just thought about your beard again. And then my brai

n was like. my God. What about a beard bong? It's like you're. Just catching. Fire. I have. I have a beard. Actually, I've a beard. Bald. That's crazy enough for pictures. Like, Yeah. I'm actually so proud of you, James, because, like, we don't have the capability of pausing and, you know, going to the bathroom or smoke a cigaret. And I'm very proud of you because I have to pee so bad right now. And all I kept thinking was how proud I am of you for not getting up. And yet, thank you, but I'm goi

ng to go do it. Okay. Wow. Three days later. hey. Are you sure you don't want Do you want my fir that goes over the shoulder? she was. No, it's in the golden bag. Worst snack ever. Yeah. my God. Santa. Actually, I do have a Santa costume. I don't think I put in there, but I did. Yeah, This is my beard bomb that I was talking about. Perfect. Yeah. Thank you. A little satchel. my God. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I thought we were going to have fun, you know, I thought we were going to have fun, but. Good. B

ecause it. It is fucking it. All kind of. Deals. Yeah. Okay, so I just check on a it workers. You look terrifying with those glasses. my goodness. No one's here because it's pouring outside right now. So this is the best day to do this. There's literally no one here. I'm going to have to. Play it close. It was. Very. Okay, I hate this. This is making me feel very weird. Hey, that t kind of got me going. Twisted, Twisted. I'm back. No one's here, so I've got a good cool, like, 20 minutes before I

got to go back out there again. The tiniest little pinholes, if you're not talking in the mike. Well, they are. They're so stupid. They are from the seventies. These are. What were you guys talking about when I was gone? Fucking. We were talking. Yeah. Yeah. The whole time I was like, by the way, I've been making fun of James for smelling and being gross. But, like, I'm so sweaty. Did you ever, like, look at this. I have to. Wait to know where that comes from. my God. How are we allowed to smok

e in here? No. fuck. I'm really going to get fired now. Okay, cool. No of. No, thanks. Yeah. What? Eric? Eric? no, no, we don't. We have none of these things. And we're. Not drinking. Eric, you're pretty chill. Thanks, but. I. Love you. You're so chill. You look Russian. Okay, well, not chill. Yeah. The decidedly not chill People across the world. You know what? Their friends with North Korea. No, I don't. Because I'm not. Korean. North Korea. No, Korea. Yeah, well, I was looking for through my

hat collection, and I thought maybe I'd have, like, a little German hat to go with my later ho's in uniform. German hats are racist as well. I do have a military looking hat, and it it got a little bit to just say, you know what I mean? So little Lemmy looked a little. It was a little. I mean, if. You know what I mean. It's one of the one of those hats. But it's a it's a. It's a it's a Templar hat. Yeah. And it's a vintage one from like, the twenties that I got in San Francisco. Yeah. But I was

thinking about wearing it, But then I was like, That's. Really going to give you big Jesse James Kat Von D Energy. Well, wow. Back in the day. Yeah. Classic again. I say it's going to get me canceled. But like, probably the Nazis did have the best staff uniforms. They had the best style. No, no, no, not the best style. They looked like villains, and they were the worst people. They were. They're terrible people, but they're uniform for fucking fire. No. Well, fire. They're fucking evil, dude. Th

ey're bad people. We know this. Nobody like, nobody like. Damage. Control over here in pop sense. Thanks. But back then, I'll. Bet they're Cobra Kai. They're fucking who did the bad guys? But why did their uniforms look so cool? Because they wanted. That. You want to know why? Because they were made by Chanel or Rebecca. Just. They were. Fucking. They were made by fucking Chanel. Now, the designer actual Chanel was dating one of the very high ups in the Nazi world. Hey, you don't want to hear th

is. Yeah, okay. You're the white female version of Kanye West. But you know who designed the. Can we bleep out all this Nazi. Shit? No, just. Yeah, taking out Your Majesty, dropping Nazi. It starts. With you. Fucking. Record one. Podcast. It starts with one Margarita. I'ma open my legs, say to Mugrabi, I'm all right. I'm out of here. Three North Korea. Three North. Korea. One of them will kill really? On the fourth, North Korea, right? Chanel did the you know what? His uniforms. But you know, a

funny thing about the American army fatigues. Yeah. Arizona jeans design that. Really. That's. All And they are being carried in JCPenney, right? Yeah. You go to JCPenney and get Arizona jeans right now. This episode. Was. To buy Arizona jeans in Arizona. T let's backfill. Let's buy. Also, do you know what's worse? Because Arizona is pretty bad. Fanta was originally Nazi company. Fanta. Yeah. Want a Fanta one Nazi, I swear. Is that real? Yeah. I can't. Okay. He's like a James. My phone. But I do

n't. Believe it's not his fault. I don't want to relive. I don't want to be on my phone. There's no way. Fantasy Fanta was originally a Nazi company. Really? Why? How do you know that? And it's why. I made sodas from the friggin Nazis or something. They did? I don't know. I don't believe half of the fucking things that you say to me. I don't. I don't. Not usually fact check it, but I'm on camera right now, so I'm not going to. But like. I'm usually correct. The cramps. Check it out. Now, do you

know how many times you've said something and we Google that after you left. Every time. Do. Literally so many times we go, just got it right. Fanta. Can we get an alarm check? James is right. For the first time ever, when James just says, Pull something out of his ass. This is the first year We need a Jeff. We need a Jeff. I need a Jeff. Pull it up, Jeff. All eyes on me. Originated in Germany as a Coca-Cola. Alternative in the 19. 40. Due to the American trade embargo. I hope that. Whoa, and mo

therfuckers are out here drinking, but they're wearing Chanel. They're so stupid. They're like, Let's make it orange. Yeah. Is there is a cola or. Yeah, there's different flavors. There's purple, there's great fans, is a brand. The ingredients Fanta soon dominated the German market with 3 million cases sold in. 1941. And now we just go round and drink it and hang out. And we go when we like dance about it. But it's now it's Caribbean. So it was like a break dance commercial too. It's a phantom.

And also, do you know that if. This is hot. You guys probably know this, but Michael Sara danced, danced for an hour for the the DVD menu screen of Superbad. What? it's like, no, it's. An hour loop. And they thought like, that's really funny. Yeah, They were like, Wouldn't it be funny if, like, it just never like, people are waiting for the loop. Yes, But then they're like, Yeah. So he dance for a full hour. I learned that after watching his hot ones. I love. That. I'm actually very proud of for

all these, like, factual things that you're coming up to. You literally. Last. Night because you left. Yes. We you know, we you know, we talk about, you. Know, bro, I like. I got I got reprimanded and like James left before us. I was like I was like I've lived to see the day where we were more irresponsible than James. And I was like, and that can never happen again. I never want to be in that position. But I am proud of you for doing that. Thanks. I just going back to that, you know, what I do

n't miss is DVD menu screens, because back in the day, if you fell asleep. I would live. Like. I used to live with this dude. I used to live with this kid, Judy. Jones, the skinny. Dude. He would watch. You trashing him so hard on this one. Friends every night in Paso drunk and would just leave it on but it like volume 40. So no one told. You banning anything and and you know, for like 6 hours. He would murder people too. That's all. There. Is there. And that's a good song to kill someone. There

is something so nostalgic, though, about letting. A year before you die is. It? There is something that was so nostalgic, though, really, about like waking up in like three in the morning to just like the the blue screen of like some DVD or it's just like, hey, hey, how's it going? hey, how's it going? There's yeah, this nostalgic one. That sticks in my head, though. It's Evil Dead two dead by dawn. It was like dead by done. Like, just, like screaming like your soul is mine. Like, all night wou

ld just be looping all this crazy shit. And I'm trying to, like, dream normal, like a normal human being. But, like, what's going on in my atmosphere? I love. Like, but, like, it's infiltrating my brain. So in my fucking dream, like, there's, like, psycho shit being said. No way. yeah. Yeah. Wouldn't you dream with Psycho? Should be saying no, no. Not when you're awake. When you know that's that's all. You actually very normal. And also. What is normal guys. Comment now below. Like it's. Like in

subscribe. But what I was going to say about that yeah nowadays we listen to like rain. Like, my bet, my sleep meditations. They tell us that I listen to these things where they tell us a cute little story about like walking through the woods. And I love that they talk like this and you stumble across a little field full of flowers and there's some lights and. James Shut the fuck up. James That's definitely not my sleep fucking story. James Talking to me every. 10 seconds is always like. Like,

like, like, Hey, dude. Man. Like, so I'm going to be. Whenever I used to do that, too. I still do here and there, but my go to whenever I took, like, too much Adderall or something like that or did too much stuff or a microwave. Yeah, because I get actually literally not even lying. When I used to do heroin, I used to get fucking jazz, dude, everybody else is falling asleep on the couch and I swear to heroin is. That's like me. When I do mushrooms, I want to like, I get like, amped up and I want

to, like, play with people and everyone's, like, vibing out. And Eric's like, Please stop. And I'll, like, hide in the cabinet and, like, scare people. And everyone's like, Please. I'm on mushrooms. Yeah, Yeah. Like, I go, No. So do I go like, crazy on mushrooms? I get so energized. I was like, Popeye on spinach with heroin. And you're. Fucking out. So my thing is, I used to have this go to when I did too much stimulants or whatever, and I couldn't fall asleep coffee. But I had this one like, l

ike, like talking like, ah. Get through it dude. It was a guy talking about. It was an old British guy talking about rock gardens and how to make the best rock. Ah, you. Were definitely on drugs. No, no, but this is what would put me to sleep. Yes, that's what he was talking about. His voice is like the perfect way to create the best rock garden is to pick the biggest rock and put it in the center. After you do such, you find slightly smaller rocks and surround the first big rock. Yeah. It's act

ually working. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'll just take a little nap for the next 10 minutes of this pocket high. My name's Jason Stephenson. I love I stand giant Dan Jones. Now, that's my friend Van Jones. He's like, we're going on the Harry Potter now. Yeah, He's like, We're going to a little walk in the woods. What do you think has the best soothing voice. Hear out of all of us? It's definitely not me. I've got. Me. At the same time. I think you actually. yeah, I did, Steve-O. So. No, I d

id that. Yeah. I'll put the rock on. I'm so glad we're almost in an hour because I'm reaching my capacity to be here. This one. come on. Look, he's a fucking night, I guess. Is that a night? I'm a night. A night in the day. A night in the cargo space. Yeah. We both have brownish cargo pants on. nights. Nice. Well. You never see that. You never see a cargo broke out. On a man. There's. My next door neighbor is like this. Like elderly woman. She's super sweet, but she doesn't speak English, just l

ike. Angela's. English. But she. You barely speak English yourself. Hey, man, I'm a Volvo. I'm not American. I'm adopted. But she does laundry every Sunday, and me and my neighbor always laugh because we can see her walk by. She exclusively washes brown pants. yeah. We call her brown Pamela. Brown pants, because I think that's all she wears. So she's just got. A hamper full of like 20 brown pants and she'll spend all day, like, individually washing them in the wash. I mean, at that age, like, yo

u're not fashion forward. Like, find your fit, be comfortable, bro. I will definitely be fashion forward to that age of, like, an. Armenian immigrant that's like just trying to survive, like a do her laundry. Like, fuck. Me, right? Yeah, you're like, a little you you know. You have a fucking punk ass. I'd like to think that I'd be fashion forward at an old age, too. I'm gonna be like, There's no way I'm living past six. The tough thing, though, is. Get our hands into. That in my head. Vote now h

ow old we're going to live In. My head, I'm like, Yeah, like old rock, dude, that's awesome. But then I see, like, people from my trajectory getting older, and then I picture them looking like rock dudes, like at the Rainbow Bar. And I'm like. well, that's the thing is you just can't go hang out at the Rainbow Bar and annoy young women. Then you're fine. It's just an easy thing to avoid. Just don't be. Annoying. I don't want to be Vince. Neil, I. I saw the. And I'm definitely. Gonna be. I don't

want to be Vince. Neil. Well, I just want to have some beers. It's a bunch of good times and I'm like, 65, like. I saw it. So I actually saw the worst example of two of those within the past week. The first one, me And so I didn't tell you guys. I went to church. I do. So I see you're just weird. So like I saw your Instagram that but he's like, he's, he's cracking jokes. He's like taking pictures and videos of church do. And I was like, What are you doing? I wanted to. Go, Yeah. do. You have a f

ucking. Check it out? She tricked me. She tricked me. She genuinely want to go to church. No, no, no. So she she's a teacher for, like, a Christian school or whatever. Okay. And so she had to go. She or not, like, had to, but she's like, I want to see my face. To show. Face. My students in the choir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so she goes, she and dude, I got fucking hammered the night before. Yeah. Nice. And yeah, yeah. So did Jesus, bro. It's fine to have been at church the night before I did. I wa

s, like, fucked up. So fucking arm. And my jaw showed up. Yeah. And we shout a bunch of. And then I went to fucking church and now. So there I was on the floor, 150 foot crate. You can see that finally people can see Rebecca acts like we mean when we had a patron, me and James, to do the bonus episodes. She had a demo. I only have my, like, my threshold of being around the two of you is so low. So James goes to church. So. Yeah, so she. She wakes up. It's like nine The morning she wakes up, she'

s like, Yeah, you want to get breakfast and come with me? And I'm like, Yeah, sure. And I get like, you know, I put on like, sweats and I'm like. Bloody Mary. Rand landed with the Lancers and had a bloody, bloody civil. War. And that's a Lance. Answers show totally It's there's Lance's. Sponsored by. I fucking love Lance. Have you been to tally Rand Fucking same exact thing. They're doing. They're dueling. Lommel answers. Boy. Well, we're Italian. I'm Italian couple. well, yeah, again. So why do

n't you kill yourself like that lady did in this middle bar? Yeah. my God. It really did kill themselves here. I've actually been feeling a presence. Have you? Hold on. It's like. Are you calling. It? Yeah. Weird. Yeah. No, I'm actually. I'm getting a. She's farting. She's farting. I'm. I'm sure. I'm. I'm sure I. Know, but really, someone did kill themselves. Yes, I know. It was. Me. That's pretty bad ass. I'm a ghost, and I just get, like, so bored there. My shift to come up here. Just kill mys

elf real quick. So she's like, Yeah, I've known her breakfast company or whatever. I was like, yeah, whatever. Sweat pants, whatever. And then she's like. Like, let's go. Yeah. Like, it ain't no getting through the minutes of this podcast with James, baby. So now she's like, All right, so let's go to church. So would you get it? Answers John don't wanna be anything over there whatever China North Korea. Yeah North Korea. Yeah Shadow. Time Korea. She didn't tell me about. Sponsored by. She didn't

tell you about the church thing. I was like, that's fucking weird though, as I don't want to go to fucking church. And she was like, No. But I said, Yeah, come with me and then we'll get breakfast. But to be fair, for the past. Week, semantics, She won. Apparently for the past week she'd been telling me like, yeah, I'm going to go to church on Sunday for my class. Yeah, that makes sense. Me just like. Yeah, you like playing video games? Totally did shoddily. Yeah, I remember. Yea yea. Yea. Yea.

Yea. Fuck yeah. Do that. So tight. Body of Christ Christ got a hot body. But. I lost Jesus and. He's fucking hung bitch. He is hung as shit. Yeah, you got it. So we went to church and it was just like the funniest, like literally the first 20 minutes. I hear people, I should probably go back to work, get through the story that. I just heard. A ghost. Yeah, I know. I swear to God, that was a ghost. It was. That was it. It's the squeaky door that I see. The audience. Yeah. Can you just segment in

to, like, night vision? Yeah. What can we do? Can we do Ghost Hunters? Yeah. Just turn the lights off. Turn the lights off. And it definitely wasn't me farting. Yes, but like, after 15 minutes, I, like, had to excuse my. I fucking couldn't stop laughing and I start I the more and more. And then you're not supposed to laugh. So like, makes it. Makes you laugh. More. Church giggles. I lean over. I'm like. I don't know. Like, you know. What is the best part, though? Did you eat communion? Church gi

ggles When you're when you're a kid. I'm not. I'm doing a buddy though. You know turkey. This is so funny. He's solo you're by yourself. And I was. No, she she was she was just. I was the only one laughed. I mean, she's not on board with it. Yeah. No, no, she was himself because he made himself love it. Not even that there was a lot of children there, and not even the children were laughing. He has to run. God. So what made you crack up the most? Just being at church for the first time. For the

first. That would make me laugh hysterically. I haven't met a church and since my parents made me go when I was like 18, there was. Also like an Armenian church or like, I mean, a church regardless. But like, yeah, there's it was like a lot of army. So they were. Very serious about. It. They were talking. You know, olive loaves and stuff. Love it. Dude. So we live in Glendale, very Armenian, like 80% Armenian, and they're fun. So tell us how you really feel now. We love them. Very religious. Tho

ugh. They're very, very religious. And Harry, I was wearing a so. If I go to him, I'm like, You're not. If I go to check the mail and I'm like, wearing a Slayer shirt, that's like. Six. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. He'll like. I don't know, once in a while, actually, like, stoned go out. But I always, like, change it because God forbid someone sees me because one time I was wearing a poison idea shirt said, Pick your king and it has Jesus on the front. And smile man was like, Very good. Smile, man. And

the guy in our apartment. He didn't. Look back. We had Elvis, too. We didn't see the back of the shirt. Is very nice. Yeah, like Jesus. Great. Thanks, man. Well, they do. They do bring us backwards. They bring us presents all the time. And it's probably because they think we're like, God fearing. People. While the church guy. Also lives with me. Also, a little other fun thing that I didn't tell you guys about. I'm currently training to do a Tough Mudder in December. you're taking a sword fightin

g class. Wait. Wait. What are you doing it? December 2nd. So I kind of wanna do that. Where it's. Fun. You guys sure it's going to be the last night? Eric would never do that. It's only a5k, so it's going to be super short. It's only. It's only 3000 miles. Yeah, Yeah. But like, what are the obstacles? So, like, the first one, somebody shoves, like, a couple of fingers of your butthole, whether. I'm out of the glove. With a white glove, white glove, white gloves, they pull it out. And slug it out

. It looks like a dip. Depending on the depth of. But Dairy Queen dipped cone. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. They they turn their fingers upside down just to show you it's not diarrhea. For a mile. Yeah, for. my God. No, I don't know. They zap you with that. It's Tough Mudder. Yeah. Hey, actually, that does kind of. I mean. What do you think you're swimming in the whole time? People know you guys. You it is going to be the the last five K that they. Do is this in Los Angeles. It's it's 3 hours. It's like

. I'm not going there. That's not three. That's Mexico. Yeah. Yeah. I just got fired. But I don't want to travel 3 hours. I just met some guy in the parking lot of Home Depot goes. It goes. It's a brothel in a suicide room. So some Mexican guy in the parking lot of Home Depot, I was like, Hey, man, like, come down Tough Mudder. Yeah. Yeah. It's like you come down to want to do. I like I. Love the idea of James getting Grifter into doing good. Tough Mudder. Yeah. If anyone's going to get gifted,

it's James. I'm the grifter. Yeah. You're both. I think you're both. I have drifted you guys into doing this podcast. Yeah. And I'm going to grift you guys into ending it in 2 minutes, because that's where we're at time. God damn it. Any final last words or thoughts? yeah. We go. Well, wait. Rectum. Yes. I did. Yes. Thank you. Yep. That's it. Yeah. You got my notes. What a god. What a what A live podcast. What a great podcast. The tape. Is certainly. Not going to name names or anyone, but someon

e in this room recently started dating someone. And their old roommate Mike found out his old roommate was this person's nephew. So I'm like, Jeff needs this person. BLEEP, bleep. Bleep. Bleep. This person needs to call their old roommate and tell them. And if they give him any sassy be like you word. No. No, no. Be like, don't talk to your uncle that way. Your old roommate is her nephew. Don't talk to Uncle Jeff that way, dude. That's like my dream come true. It's like I called Jeff. Yeah, that

's your dream. Okay, then Remarry, Ben. in a fuck. No. Do it. Just go do it. Remarry. Believe me, I just want to go to the woods. And. Lay down and die. Marry? yeah. I also, before we leave, I have a couple of quick segments. Okay, let's go real quick. We'll get your. Fly through quick first segment. I'm going to name three things you guys just say yes or no. Don't say why. Just say yes or no. Okay. Inspector P. Yes. All right, cool. Instead of the saw movies, instead of calling it saw order up.

jeez. Somebody is on this floor now. That's the ghost of the ghost. Just like my husband. Haunted by a ghost that just because. He instead saw me instead of calling it saw. It's called Seat. And Craig Robinson is Jigsaw. No No. No, you got it. You got Inspector people. You don't say. Well, I don't say well okay hard sell instead of yard sale now. Yeah. Like now. I'm a sucker for. Now unless one gay Satan. Yeah. Right. South Park. South Park. true. All righty. And I didn't. Realize I was such a

can have. Such a I. Think. Yeah, I think we all realize. Well, what about Sussudio. We don't bring up gay Satan. Sussudio I do. Let me take the this studio. Last one, James is. Movie review. Let's go movies. We've seen a shit ton of good movies and. Seen a lot of good movies. Let's go. I saw So first of all, you know, you take like. I see, I see, I see. So my Big Fat Greek Wedding three. Is that real? Yes, I swear to God, because I don't want to see it. You know, she's. Onomatopoeia. Onomatopoei

a. Like, that's like direct a video. Right? Well, it was in theaters. I saw it. On My Big Fat Greek Wedding three in the theater. That's a new. Movie. We like to do this thing where we go to our local movie theater and. And watch a bad movie and. Know. North Hollywood bitch. I mean, North Hollywood. You ever heard of it? You buy a ticket to one and then you just see multiple movies. Got to walk. You had to. Go. You're you paid two guys on it. Can you just. Continue this without me? I have to go

back to work. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. We'll wrap it up real soon. If it's going to be real soon, I'll stay. Okay? Okay How is the movie? It's not going to work. Yeah, I'm just going to say no. It was awful. It was. Of course. My first, you know, So no context. No context. I like. The first one when I was like ten. 16, it was like it was the biggest, just like absolute, just like culture dump. Like culture dumps, rain. Like, you can go check out the podcast, but. Happy birthday, Ryan, My. Big Fat

Greek wedding party in. Their cell. It was really just culture bawling the whole time, being like. We are in Greece, Greece, beautiful country. The best number one Greek. Yeah, it was. Greek porn. But it was like, dude, the acting, the writing, the directing, the cinematography, everything about it was like it was literally like children made that movie. Jeff, can you look up what My Big Fat Greek Wedding did in the box office? my God, There's the budget. Yeah, it. Well, it was. It was a total.

No, no, no. Three. The third one. Yeah. 3D. It was a total cash grab and like I always do. So I follow a couple. Yeah. I'm going to go back to work. Okay. I'm just. Like, I. Love you. I love you. Can I get a kiss? They can plot. Three way sexual. All right. I know. I really. I do. We're at an hour, and I have to go. I have to. I really have to go back to work. This is a fucking thing wrapped up. In less than. Ten. Can we wrap it up in less than ten? Less than ten? This was. Five. Cool. Less tha

n ten. And Jake. Five. You have 5 minutes to get out of here before my boss figures out what I'm doing. Got porno. So literally written by children. Maybe Greek Wedding. I just shit my pants. That's cool, dude. For you on it. And on that note, see. It's bad. School. You got to stay in school. You got to stay in school. Don't do drugs. They ain't going. To stay in school. I got to stay in school. Say why they want to stay in school. Say what? They want to stay in school. Say what? You what state.

School.