okay where do we land what about here looks like a nice friendly place let's never land there again where do we go this here there's nothing here just trees look the town okay let's look around for some weapons shields meds and then let's meet right here in two minutes hey hey did you find any weapons no but I found something better what these cigarettes what why I have a plan hear me out first will scatter these around the map then we hide our opponents will find the cigarettes and as they get
bored because they can't find us they'll start smoking the past the time and then finally in about 40 to 60 years they'll die of lung cancer and we'll have one that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard a fire I think they stopped they must be reloading I'm gonna get them cover me I don't have any weapons damn well then peek over the wall and tell me where they are okay are they still there you see nothing wait [Music] this time let's just go to a small town and get some weapons I'm telling you if
we'd have followed my plan we would have want no more plans please oh oh I see some enemies I see him where right there right there where over there next to that tree next to that tree we're surrounded by trees you'll have to be much more specific okay well let me see it's tall that's a lot of leaves oh yeah and also is green and has roots attaching it to the ground yeah that's the one that's every tree hey I see them what are they doing [Music] idiots they weren't even paying attention wait com
e on keep pushing it we're almost there way down it's gonna be so hole worthy you know this would be much easier if you could just get off the cart and help me push don't be ridiculous yeah how can you be so heavy not implying anything I'm just saying it feels like this cart is filled with bricks what I do actually have a hundred bricks but come on we're almost there yes we did it oh my god that was so fun let's do it again we are not going to do it again can we at least try to win one [Music] g
uess what [Music] what you get [Music] Oh [Music] here I have some shields for you what is this it's a shield drink it I've seen shields and this is not a shield just drink it it'll give you extra help but it's blue so what I don't know it just doesn't look healthy just drink it man what is it tastes like you know what forget it give it to me I'll drink it no no wait I'll drink it hmm does it taste like mint is that why it's blue we are right in the open and the storm is coming we have no time f
or this nonsense just tell me it's mint flavored it make me feel better okay it's mint flavored hmm what well you didn't sound very sincere it's what you asked me to say would it be so hard to say it more convincingly like you really mean it I don't mean it because it's not true actually it tastes like piss but look I have more health than before because I drank it okay then I'll drink it wait how do you know what piss tastes like oh not again look I survived because I drank the shields and took
less damage there's no time to revive me you're gonna have to leave me here oh okay bye wait I want to do a dying speech all right but make it quick I'm dying I was too young there are still so many things I wanted to do have a kid write a book put on a furry costume don't judge me I'm on my deathbed stop overreacting we'll be back into another server in less than a minute can you do something for me before I die what could you sing me Gucci gang it was my mom's favorite song it brings me so ma
ny good memories I am NOT going to sing you Gucci gang I'm going to die too we're in the storm and it's okay everyone dies in this game literally everyone but one person that's the whole point of it we'll try again and die again and try again until we get bored you are a bad friend yuichi gang gets again get your gang gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie gootchie game [Music] you [Music]
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