In this unusual comedy film, Lil Eddy, a ventriloquist dummy, has his life off the stage. Eddy's crooked booking agent gets Eddy in trouble using his ID, framing him, and landing Eddy in prison. It's Eddy's turn for revenge.
Stars: Ken Danch, Elisa Hanna, Derryl Tanner
Produced, Directed by Ric Hampton
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Cause that's the way I like it boy... My name is Ace I'm an ex-con I was about to finish my last six months of fed time. That's when I met a character named Lil Eddy I knew I got the time I deserved, for what I did. A little wire fraud and
kiting some bad checks but little Eddy.. Him and the lockup was
like a fish out of water. I had heard that some famous comedian had gotten some time for
some crappy frame-up job but when he showed up on the doorstep at gateway federal prison that was a real su
rprise. Eddy tried to blend into
population as much as he could but Eddy was well, different... He was a nice guy and
tried to keep to himself. Then one day some little twerp decided to bang his lunch tray into Eddy's this caused milk to spill onto Eddy's face. The whole side of the
room was laughing. (Huh) Well when Eddy got through
wiping up three rows of tables with that stooge Eddy got his respect! Lil Eddy and me became
good friends after that I was having a personal problem
with one of our
block bullies when it became life-threatening
little Eddy helped me out. I made him a promise that
if he ever needed a favor I'd handle it for him. Well when I got out Eddy was still. I didn't think I'd ever see
him again but I would.. The story happened kinda like this... You're late chicken head,
what's up with that crap? Yeah, take me over to the Holiday Inn I told Dixie to meet me over there. Yeah a brother been in
a lock up six long months I can smell a can of
tuna fish and get a woody. Ye
ah take that grin off your face clown brothers berries is about to fall off. Yeah man this is on the way to the place. You know I can't wait to see that Dixie! Yeah, yeah! We're almost
there man, we're almost there. Turn up in here mother
fucka! Gone turn, turn... You gone miss that.. (chatter) (knocking) Damn.. Come on girl brothers berries about
to fall off. (ooh Eddy!) Damn boo, it's been a long time! (music) (๐ต Empty out your pockets) (cause all ladies are here to please) ( I can roll it ov
er, I
can drop it down...) You like that? Umm, hmm Damn girl, you show is
looking bout hot and juicy right about now! Umm, umm, um Come on over here girl and get busy! Hmm.. (music) (kissing) Oh yeah girl, it's been a long time (Ooh, I missed you so much!) (Bang on door) (What the fuck is this?) What is this? Somebody set me up! What! What... (Oh, my goodness!) (Oh, I gotta get out of here.) Who is that? Get out of here, get out of here! What... (camera snapping pictures) Who's doing that! Get o
ut! (lighter flickering) (dialing phone) Yo, boss man I got those hot shots on Lil Eddy. You tell his boy Shiffty, if he
don't come up with the dough we just gonna have to post his little ass and his girlfriend all over
Clevelandpaparazzi.com Tell them they got 24 hours. (evil laughter) (eerie music) (Eddy whimpering) (Rat knawels Eddy's hand) (Eddy screaming) (birds chirping) (music) (phone dialing) (phone ringing) Shiffty Yeah, it's Dixie Have you heard from lil Eddy? He ain't called for two d
ays I'm worried about him nah.. babe If I hear anything from him you'll be the first to know. Okay bye! Thanks for grabbing Eddy for me I'll pretend I paid his ransom then he'll have to renew
his contract with me. Uh, let's let him chill overnight then tomorrow you take
him to the old mill shaft. (laughter..) (squeaky rat) (Eddy squirming) (phone rings) Hello Look Dixie, Shiffty here. You won't believe this, I got a call yesterday about Eddy they grabbed him..
Wanted six thousand dollars or he's
going to be whacked! Why ain't you call the police! Look babes I've learned you
don't play with these people I heard a chainsaw in the background Eddy owes a lot of people money. And a dead man can't pay anybody. It was probably the bookies... I figures gambling finally
caught up with them? I paid it, So let's forget about it. I'll work it out with Eddy later.. They said you can find him here? He's a few blocks down.. In the mill.. old mill. Hmm, umm... Oh, hell naw oh (scuffling) all naw man,
This wasn't supposed to go down like this! Oh man, I'm in big trouble now, oh man, has that Shiffty got me into man.. I'm sorry little buddy I'm sorry about this man I'm in big trouble now.. Oh god, oh man, if I
didn't need the money.. I wouldn't be doing this stuff. (heavy breathing) Well when I'm put you in the old mill and I hope somebody finds you because.. Man I didn't mean.. Mean
for this here to go down they get you in the hospital
and get you taken care of man oh god.. I gonna to do some
big time over this if we get caught and I shouldn't let him talk me into it hmm, hmm um (music) (jazz music) (chatter) I'm a make this money but I
hate doing this kind of shit but.. I need that money (๐ตmusic) Eddy... (dog barks) Eddy.. Eddyyy... (eerie music) (moving papers) (Eddy screams) Oh, Eddy! Eddy, Eddy! (Dixie!) What
have they done to you? (Dixie!) (Is that you? Is that you Dixie?) Yeah, it's me. What have they done to your hand? Oh, I'm so tired. Let's..
Let's just get out of here Dix
ie I'm so tired.. Oh, Eddy.. (music) (kiss) We can talk whenever you want Eddy we're gonna get through this. (phone rings) Hello? Shiffty here, How's Eddy? Put him on Eddy, Can you work yet? Listen I got a few.. uh,
shows lined up for you Get by this week and uh we'll talk We'll do lunch. Mr. Fox.. Lil Eddy's here to see you okay (music) Wow Eddy! Good to see you! Look, sorry about your kidnapping uh.. You find out who done it yet? (No!) What's up? Hey Eddy, I hate to bring this up but I was the
one that paid
ransom note for you. I got a real good deal on the
gig for you that's coming up and you won't have to pay me back. All you have to do is
just extend your contract and I can make some my
money back on that. (phone rings) Hey, how's it going? Uh.. look, I can't talk
right now I'll call you back What's the number? OK (Shiffty hangs up phone) Great! I'm signing you and
Ray up to a six week tour of a military bases in Europe and you're gonna have two weeks get ready and I'll venture so
me
pay so you get clothes You like that? Yeah, it's me uh, oh yeah, Eddy Sell all your shares of Biochem by Friday or they'll be worthless. (phone hangs up) (laughter) Two weeks later lil Eddy and his partner Ray
were on a plane to France to start a six-week tour
entertaining military bases (crowd applauding) The Spangolom Air Force Base would like to welcome the comedy team of Eddy and Ray all the way from
the United States can we hear.. (applause) New Amsterdam they telling y'all to clap (laug
hter) I know y'all saying these niggas been all the way around the
world with that same shit on (ha ha ha..) What kind of comedy team is that shit that's what's funny. How
y'all doing, Y'all all right? (Yeah great!) So what you drinking? (Cheap Wine) - (laughs) Wish they had some good
stuff, I'll drink with y'all then I can't drink that cheap
stuff it'll rust my pipes How you doing Sir? (Good!) Got your hat on backwards
looking like a gang member (Just like you! Like your partner.) I'm a dummy,
I'm
supposed to funny. (laughs) (You're doing a good job
then) What's your excuse? (laughter) Thank you. Ladies and Gentlemen
from the Duquesne Air Base I'd like to welcome you to see
the Eddy and Ray comedy team from the United States. Lets
give them round of applause (clapping) (chatter and applause) So I ain't gotta say much hum? How y'all doing, Y'all all right? (music) Agent Hall is here to see you. I'm agent Hall this is special security agent Juanaman (No, But my secretary's looking.)
Yea
h yeah yeah very funny We're here looking for Eddy Plank
you know him? (oh yeah, lil Eddy) (I've been booking him for
years uh he's on tour right now) When do you think he'll be
back? (oh in about four weeks) (What's this about?) Well we got a tip about a rogue broker that's been giving out
inside trader information. It seems Eddy Plank is on the call list He may not be any trouble
but we just need to speak to him (Eddy! Ha ha ha, oh come on now) (that guy can't even
hardly add two and two, ) (y
et play the stock market? Ha ha ha..) Here's my card, when he gets back have him call us. (laugh) What a friggin joke! (music) Damn Eddy, that six weeks uh tour Europe
went by uh pretty fast huh? I uh, Look.. I understand you went to the
hooker district in Amsterdam Did you like that? If you did you may get
checked for splinters (laughter) Mr. Fox agent Hall is here to see you Come on in agent Hall I was just telling Eddy about
you. Eddy this is agent hall and our special agent uh, Juanaman Enou
gh with the jokes this time Eddy We've been told you've
been talking with a broker from Schuster and
Schuster named Ladd Davis? We got him on stock tips and it seems you took all his calls here I don't know nothing
about no sizzle like that? Look Eddy, make it easy.
We know the cars came here We got tapes. What's in the box Eddy? You tell me chicken head, you
seem to know everything else.. Interesting? I think we need
to talk down at headquarters (You can talk to my lawyer) Eddy you have the rig
ht to remain.. (Wait a minute wait a minute!
I gotta go to the restroom) (Okay, if I don't go) (you're gonna have a
bunch of green shizzel) (in the back of your car) Juanaman, go with him (Eddy closing door) (toilet flushes) Juanaman. Where's Eddy? Oh my god it smells
like my pine and chitlins He's gone... (Uhh) (music) Yo Dixie, it's me Eddy I'm in some big trouble something happened at Shiffty's office the FBI was there! I'm in some big trouble So I need you to come get me, bring a stroller do
wn here it's... Ooh a baby how cuddly. Can I see your baby? (Sure why not?) Ooh.. Oh what a beautiful baby.. Hi there missy. New baby? (baby farts) Oh how cute... (Woman gasps) Hey miss you got your
baby out here for some sun? Whoa! I didn't know that
was your pet monkey? Oh Christ let's give it a hand Hey kissed my ass mother.. Lil Eddy wasn't on the run long. The FBI grabbed him when
they got back to Dixie's apartment Hi I'm Kelly Carter, Action 13 News Eddy Plank the famous nightclub comedian
has certainly had his share of problems. Last year he was the
victim of a kidnapping plot while he was held captive Eddy lost his hand to a big hungry rat. Today Eddy Plank known as little Eddy was
sentenced to four years for his part in receiving
inside trader tips. It's rumored that he and Ladd Davis of Schuster and Schuster made millions. However the money trail
has been unable to trace Ladd Davis will be
sentenced at a later date Eddy's longtime booking
agent Shiffty Fox's testimony helped
the prosecution
get a conviction on this case. We'll have more breaking news at 11 I'm Kelly Carter action 13 news (music) (phone rings) Hello Eddy! Hey boo Look, I'm doing all I can.
I know you're innocent There's something really
fishy about that Shiffty Fox? You know that number
he wrote down? I called it and it went to Schuster in Schuster? I promise I'mma get you
out as soon as I can Eddy I love you too boo! Bye.. Yeah, now that Eddy's out of the way I can start bringing some
money in from
offshore and man, I got freaking millions.. And uh, oh by the way here
this is a new corvette I bought uh, down in Florida Eddy will never know I set
them up. Man that's great! (laughter..) FBI agent hall speaking. How may I help you? Wait, wait Ms. Reese, please calm down okay that's better now go ahead... (You handle little Eddy Plank's case) (I was in Eddy's booking agent's office) (Shiffty Fox was telling somebody about) (how he had set Eddy
up on that stock tip deal.) (Now that Eddy's in ja
il he can tap into) (millions he's got stashed off shore!) (Shiffty was bragging about a new Corvette) (he bought in Florida!) Lady that was an open and shut case! (Please agent hall at least look into it) (I know Eddy is innocent.) Okay Miss Dixie, I'll check up on Shiffty but I can't promise you anything. Kelly Carter action news 13 We have a breaking story about Shiffty Fox the legendary booking agent. The FBI gained proof proved
that comedian lil Eddy Plank had been wrongly convicted in that
inside stock tip scandal. The FBI turned up seven sports cars an apartment in Miami and one in Malibu. The internal revenue is now on the case there are bank accounts all over the place that Shiffty Fox opened in the comedian's name. Shiffty Fox has made a full confession. Eddy Plank the nightclub comedian will be freed as soon as possible. Catch action news 13 at 6
pm for more breaking news I'm Kelly Carter You know Dixie I want to
thank you for believing in me I couldn't have made it without
you. That lock up ain't no place to be. The real dummies behind bars.. You know some of them
dudes can't even read letters that people send to
them and stuff like that. They in, just in there wasting away You know it's real sad. But you know now that I'm free let's just get away for a while
I need to go back to my roots. I want to go back to the
forest where I came from. Would you like to go there with me Dixie? (You know I'd like that boo) So the trip began... First by car and when a car
could
go no further it was by foot. (suspense music) (wind blowing) (water flowing) Hey mister! You catching anything? Hello! I am your Indian guide Hello! I'm your Indian guide Hello I am Achmed. Your Indian guide. Hello I am Achmed. Your Indian guide. Hello I am Ach... med. Your Indian guide. Hey, Juanaman! (What?) Juanaman! (oh, no no but my sister does) (laughter) Wait! Where the heck are we going? Up there.. (Sorry I asked) Everyone walk this way... They walked uphill.. And then downhill.. And th
en up some more.. Until someone just had to go there Are we there yet? (suspense music) Are we there yet? (suspense music) Hey who's the dead guy? It's my brother the priest He's not dead! He's just
been fasting for 20 years. Hey, what's his name? "SURESH" (birds chirping) (suspense music) (girl screams) I told you to be careful Keep up! (music) I don't know if we can trust this bridge? Here! We were ready (suspense music) (Welcome home Eduval my son) What does Eduval mean? Is that your name? Ye
s, it means branch that speaks. Look around you my son the forest has grown much
since you have been gone. Many here are your brothers and sisters but you are the only one that has
the gift of speaking with humans. Who are your friends? This is my girlfriend Dixie You have chosen well.. I must say she is a hottie! We have been waiting
for you for a long time I have something for you
look up in my branches there is a special gift. The ancient ones left
it over 300 years ago. My son this amulet wi
ll give
you special powers for 48 hours You will.. Can become human for two days and you have two wishes you
cannot wish to become human. Use this gift well my son. Now go into the world and give them your gift make them laugh.. (suspense music) (sinister laugh) Good evening I'm Lotta S. Luts Action 13 News The state highway patrol
is investigating a minimum security private run
prison in Pennsylvania. The search involves an
incarcerated felon named Shiffty Fox The former booking agent was relea
sed over two months ago by mistake. The warden of the facility could
not be reached for comment. It is believed that Shiffty
Fox changed identities with another prisoner
that was due to be released and cleverly escaped. Shiffty Fox had been moved
there from gateway federal prison where he was serving four years. That case involved inside
trading and identity theft. There has been a few Shiffty sightings prompting agent Hall of the
FBI to enter this new case. Shiffty Fox has a theme for
sports ca
rs fast boats and bimbos. He was last seen in Florida at
a beach and a couple of parties. Agent Hall says the trail is
cold but we will catch him. The nightclub comedian Eddy Plank was never notified of Shiffty's escape. The comedian is on
vacation in a remote forest. Stay tuned to action 13
news for more on this later.. Iil Eddy and Dixie return home Eddy decides when to use the amulet.. Wow.. 48 hours to be a real person? What should I do first? I know! Yeah I can call my markers
on Shiffty an
d his pal old school then, I just come back and chill with Dixie she deserves that. I'll use my last wish
on her. Yeah, that's it I'll do it in a couple of days! (So what are you thinking about Eddy?) Oh I'm thinking about using this amulet I'm gonna do it in a couple of days. You know, Dixie I don't
know what I'm gonna look like.. But I hope you're still like me? Oh it doesn't matter, as
long as it's you inside Eddy. It's only for a couple of days Eddy... All shit I don't need to know if I can
talk Like to say hello to everybody.
How y'all doing, y'all all right? How come y'all just standing here like y'all ain't gotta got to work and shit? Mother fuckas acting like
they don't wanna look at my ass How you doing honey? Got that hat on,
act like you don't wanna look at a negro What's your name honey? Hello? (laughter) You with that hat on A tap her.. Tap her my
man. Tap her on the shoulder Hey honey, don't act like you
ain't never talked to a dummy before I see you done had a lot of
the
m mother fuckers in your day I ain't gone fuck with you.
What you mean honey? If you don't start talking to my ass I'll start talking about your ass I see a couple of
things that could be fixed Like that hair do you got! But we ain't gonna
talk about that right now all right. (put you hat down) Come out here with your
hair all nappy and shit Look like you just went to
the barber shop and said Just fucked my shit up... Let's see How did you get in here? who are you? I'm bout to call the police
(n
o, no it's me Eddy!) You're not Eddy how did you get like that? Where's Eddy? (No really, ) I
swear I'm bout to call the police Wait wait wait wait really
it's me Dixie it's me Eddy! If you are Eddy what
happened to your left hand? Well a rat chewed it off! You see I got kidnapped and
when the kidnapper set me aside.. (wrong you could have
got that shit from the police) I swear I could blow you off! (wait
wait I mean it was my right hand) I swear it was my right
hand the my right hand when the k
idnappers kept me..
(What is Eddy's real name?) um... Oh what is... (That's
It) Ok, ok I got it. I got it Eduval! My real name is Eduval
and Eduval means.. A Branch! That speaks! Eddy! it is you look at you! Look there's a couple of things that I got to take care of but.. When I get back we can just chill out okay (okay do you need any money?) No listen! The wish took care of everything. What I need for you to
do is be all dolled up for me you know, pretty as you do.. For when I get back okay. T
he day finally came lil Eddy and me would cross paths again I had put my time in the joint
in a life of crime behind me. I had a little job at a
club as a bartender. It was enough to keep my nose clean I almost had a heart
attack when I turned around and who should be sitting at the bar but.. Lil Eddy! This time he was really different.. Somehow I knew he was
there to call in a marker and as I soon would find out. I was right. Oh.. little Eddy What's up? How are.. How are you? (Human?) Look Ace,
I don't have
time for a lot of details Dig this. I'm on a mission and you heard about
what happened to me right? You mean the kidnapping and
you getting framed? (That's right) Look it's time for those
dudes to get theirs.. What's that got to do with me? You remember when we were locked up? I took out that big dude
that was trying to cut you up? You said you owe me one. Your words bond. (yeah
man I'll never forget) That dude was trying to make
me his winch.. You saved my life! Well it's time to
call in that marker. (music) I need to hear a big noise
on this! One question? Can you make it happen?
(Consider it done!) (yeah I can handle this) I gave my word to lil Eddy
that I would handle his request although it was going
against my staying out of crime but I said my word is bond
and that's the way it was. So Eddy, did you make your second wish? Yeah, I made it. You'll see! You know you'll see surprises.. (You like surprises.. laugh) Come.. (music) (water running from faucet) (knock on wo
od sound) (EDDY!!) (music) I never saw a lil Eddy again,
Well not the way I saw him that day I did see him as part of Eddy
and Ray the comedy team They went on to bigger things..
The Tonight Show in Vegas Last I heard Comedy Central were trying to get him to
replace Dave Chappelle So.. I guess you wonder
whatever became of Shiffty Fox and his sidekick? We bring you this special report. I'm Lotta S. Luts on
location for Action 13 News Escaped booking agent Shiffty
Fox was caught moments ago We ar
e at the base of
the great Northern Forest this is the same forest
when comedian little Eddy was on vacation. The bad booking agent is
suspected of setting a forest fire that has destroyed over 2000 acres Shiffty gave himself up to
agent Hall without incident. He was still carrying a gas can and laughing hysterically
while being handcuffed. Shiffty will be arraigned on arson charges and returned to gateway federal prison where he will face up to
another 30 years in prison. Lil Eddy the comedian
was not aware that Shiffty Fox was in the forest. The comedian had family ties there. Lil Eddy was overcome with
grief but made a brief comment Shiffty Fox will pay for this! Catch more on this at 11. Lotta S. Luts Action 13 News I'm Kelly Carter We just got in a report about a riot at Gateway Federal Prison at this time two casualties
have been reported. Former booking agent Shiffty
Fox and his old pal James Knight also known as old school have been killed. It was at first believed that
they we
re killed in the riots however they were both found
in their cells stabbed to death. We will have more details
on our 10 o'clock new This is Kelly Carter Action 13 News (๐ต music ending)
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