[mouse clicking] [automated voice] Six eggs. What? Six? I did, like, 25. [scoffs] [clicking] -Hey, Marcus, can I have a word?
-Yeah. What's up? Not looking to step on your toes, but I am just a little frustrated
to say the least. Okay. You and Mackenzie used to run this team,
but you have to loop me in -when there are developments.
-Thought I did. Had no idea Ray was coming into town
next week. You never told me. -I did tell you.
-[man] It's not just Parker and I. Rachel says you haven't been CC
ing her
on anything in a month. Not true. -Rachel, can you please come in here?
-[rapid clicking] -I work so hard here.
-True, true. I put my blood, sweat, and tears
into this project. -You're a rock star.
-[automated voice] I work to get things in on time. But I
can't do that if you hoard the file assets and don't release them to me
until you're completely ready. [automated voice] …the last second. -[Marcus] Yes.
-It piles up. You understand that?
If you don't get your act together, -gonna be c
onsequences, understand?
-You now have 40 eggs. -Do you?
-That one egg was 40 eggs? What are you talking about? Supposed to put as many eggs
as you can in its mouth, but when you do it, look. Watch. 41 eggs. You win. -Oh, it's working now.
-Congrats, big boy. -What the hell is this?
-Don't know. Never gotten here. [slinky beat plays] It's got a bush? What the hell? What is this? [slinky beat continues] -[automated voice]
-[man] Oh my God. -What are you looking at?
-Don't know. Never gotten here.
This is serious.
Can't look at porn in the office. Porn? That's a nude egg I won from my game. I'm not in trouble at all. Now… We should be able
to look at a little porn at work.
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It's got a bush? ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵉˡˡ
“I’m not in trouble at all” I love how he just decides for himself hahaha
Dropping "that one egg was 40 eggs?" completely out of context to the other 2 coworkers is absurdly funny.
Rachel: mentally collapsing Tim: "yer a rock star"
I love that he arbitrarily wins the game at 41 eggs
This sketch perfectly captures the vibe of your parents walking in on you playing a video game for the two seconds that something sexual happens
One of the funniest bits to me is the fact that he has to manually type 'Yes' to buying 80 eggs, for some reason that really tickles me
"I'm not in trouble at all" is the new "It's illegal for you to ask me that".
"That's a nude egg I won from my game"
I love the first part where he just talks to himself under his breath, "what 6 eggs, i did like 25" just kills me everytime
His "what the hell" was so perfectly delivered
The "Congrats Big Boy" has me dying. Such an amazing sketch.
55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 100 pies 100 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters
"That one egg was 40 eggs?" This was the dividing line between me snickering and me laughing out loud.
A perfect illustration of how selfish and detrimental some employees can be. They burst into his office complaining about "company communication" while distracting the poor man from reaching his egg target.
He puts one egg in and it says “41 eggs, you win” “Oh it’s working now” 😂
The way he said "you're a rock star" made me want to become a regional manager who is addicted to an egg game
The automated insincerity of 'youre a rockstar' 😂
the last line, the way he stumbles over it makes it so funny to me.
both of them ignoring the aggressive clicking is immaculate