>> THE MOST CONTENTIOUS ELECTION
IN U.S. HISTORIES. >> STILL HOURS UNTIL THE POLLS
CLOSE. >> THE UGLIEST CAMPAIGN WE'VE
EVER SEEN. >> THE NATION STILL REELING FROM
THE DEADLIEST PANDEMIC EVER SEEN. >> THE QUESTION ALL OF AMERICA
IS ASKING: ARE WE ( BLEEP ). >> WITH MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN
BALLOTS STILL TO BE COUNTED, CNN IS NOW READY TO PROJECT... TOO
EARLY TO CALL. >> TOO EARLY TO CALL, HUH? WAIT TILL THEY GET A L LOAD OF M
( LAUGHING ) >> THIS ELECTION, SO HISTORIC,
SO CRUCIAL. WHO WILL THE PEOPLE
CHOOSE? PERHAPS A PRESIDENT WHO DOES NOT
WISH TO MURDER ME. ONLY TIME WILL TELL. >> SORRY TO INTERRUPT, WORLD,
IT'S YOUR ONCE AND FUTURE PRESIDENT HERE, WITH AN
IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATE. I SMELL A LANDSLIDE! ( CHEERING ). >> EXCUSE ME, SENATOR, MASKS ARE
REQUIRED BEYOND THIS POINT. >> OH, SILLY ME. OFF TO THE ( BLEEP ) PIT. I HAVE DEFEATED THE CHINA VIRUS! AND NOW, HERE TONIGHT, I WILL
DEFEAT THE CHINA BIDEN. BILL BARR, LET'S CLOSE THE
POLLS! >> YES, MR. PRESIDENT. >> WHAT THE ( BLEEP )? WHY
ARE YOU NAKED? >> WE'RE ON SHOWTIME. I CAN SHOW FULL FRONTAL,
MR. PRESIDENT. >> ALL RIGHT. NOW, LET'S LOOK THEM UP. >> TIME TO PUT THE "DICK" IN
"DICTATOR." ♪ ♪ ♪
SEE, AMERICA, A LANDSLIDE! TONIGHT, WE CELEBRATE ON THE
STREETS OF D.C. THIS DEMOCRACY. >> Stephen: BREAKING NEWS, I
AM NOW LOCKED IN A POLLING PLACE WITH HUNDREDS OF VOTERS, AND
ONLY ONE BATHROOM. IT SEEMS CHILI WAS A BAD LUNCH
CHOICE. THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MIND:
WHERE IS JOE BIDEN? >> I'M AWAKE! AM I PRESIDENT YET? >> NO, IT'S T
HE JOE SIGNAL. WE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. >> THERE'S A TRAIN COMING? I HAVE TO GET MY BAGS! >> NO, DEMOCRACY IS IN JEOPARDY! >> OH, RIGHT, THE THING. TO THE BIDEN BASEMENT. ♪ ♪ ♪
( "Y.M.C.A." ) >> WHAT A LANDSLIDE, HUH, FOLKS? HERE'S YOUR STUPID STIMULUS,
SUCKERS! ♪ YOUNG MAN, GET YOURSELF OFF
THE GROUND ♪ READ IN THE CORONAVIRUS. DON'T LET IT DOMINATE YOU. DON'T BE AFRAID! YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL 20 YEARS
YOUNGER! ♪ I SAID YOUNG MAN, WHEN YOU'RE
SHORT ON... ♪ >> MEGA-MAY GO-MEGA. MONEY-MONEY-MONEY.
WHO DO YOU TRUST? ME? I'M GIVING AWAY FREE VACCINES. ( LAUGHING )
ERIC HELP ME OUT! AND WHERE IS JOE BIDEN? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS MASK! >> I GOT ICE CREAM ON IT, GEEZ! FOCUS, JOE, TIME TO SUIT UP! TO THE BIDEN MOBILE! COME ON! WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM. >> HERE TEAR GAS ASS IS GRASS. >> WHY IS HE NAKED? >> IT'S SHOWTIME, JOE! >> ALL RIGHT,. >> REDACT THIS, BITCH! >> THIS IS TURNING ME ON! >> WE'VE BEEN FREED, AND JUST IN
TIME TO USE THE LITTLE ANCHOR'S ROOM. >> SKIPETY-DO FOLKS. >> E.T., GO VOTE!
>> DUMP TRUMP. >> I KNEW HE WAS JUICEIN'. >> COME ON, YOU SLEEPY BASTARD! TIME TO STOP THE MALARKEY, YOU
LYING DOG-FACED PONY CLOWN! LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN. HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO
GO AWAY, 130,000. >> YOU CAN MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO
PERRY CUOMO. >> I GUESS WE'RE DOING THIS. >> REPORTER, JUST YOU AND ME
NOW. MONO E-- ERIC! >> I LOVE YOU, DAD! >> YOU LOSE, JOE. >> WHATEVER HAPPENED-- UGH! TO DEMOCRACY? >> MAYBE I'M IMMUNE. I DON'T KNOW. >> NOT SO FAST. PERSON. >> WOMAN. >> MAN. >> CAM
ERA. TV. AND WE'RE LIVE. >> DEMOCRACY DON'T DIE THAT
EASY, JACK. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE STILL GOT A
SAY WHO WINS AND WHO LOSES. >> STAY BACK! I GOTTA STAY PRESIDENT! I'M 400 MILLION IN DEBT TO SOME
REALLY BAD UKRAINIANS! NOW PUT THE DEMOCRACY DOWN, AND
NOBODY GETS HURT. OH, MAN, WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP! BA-BA-BING. >> IT'S RIGGED! THEY'RE ALL RIGGED! A-HA-HA-HA! I HATE EVERYBODY! WHAT ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS? >> YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS SAID IT
WAS GOING TO DISAPPEAR. >> LIKE A MIRACLE. ( SPLASH )
>> NEW
PRESIDENT! >> OH, CRAP, THIS AIN'T OVER! EVERYONE KEEP COUNTING THE
VOTES!
Comments
wow, just wow
HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THIS DONE SO QUICKLY?!? Hats off team, holy crap.
This has aged so well.
This hits different after the capitol was stormed
It must suck to be intelligent and live in America.
5:19 Absolutely perfect use of the “Person, woman, man, camera, TV” quote.
Nobody: The history channel at 3 am:
Meanwhile across the border in Canada: “Hey John what do you think the American are doing eh ?” “Eh probably nothing”
The scariest part is that this parody is 80% realistic.
I approve this historical documentary.
Anyone here after the Capitol Riot?
Who is here im 2024 rewatching this Masterpiece???
This can't be real, Trump would never watch CNN
4:38 Coming down the ramp was a genius stroke. Hilarious..
2 years out & this is still as terrifying as it is hilarious
don't mind me just coming back here after the inauguration to enjoy this little gem.
In 20 years, when my kids asked how Democracy was saved, I will show them this video
...Umm I’m pretty sure the Joker actually payed his taxes.
The animation is breathtaking. Also sad that you can show this to people in the future and safely say "Yeah that's pretty much how it went down."
Watching this after the attempted coup just hits different 😂