Eli Comedy Scenes | Will Vadivelu's heist be smoother than a banana peel? | Vadivelu | Sadha | API

Ah! What a crowd! It's growing Let's start Boys, come in Listen carefully We are going to play cop and thief game We should rock I have no clue which shop I would sneak in I will decide it on the spot, you should follow - Do you understand? - Okay, Eli sir - Now put on your cap - Done! - Hold the stick - We have Use your brains Start the game - Walk on, man...walk - Oh God! Please don't beat me I will tell you the truth, sir - Tell the truth - Don't hit me I will tell you, sir - Excuse me, sir -

What happened, sir? What did he do? Why are you hitting him hard? He is a thief, sir, that's why we are hitting and enquiring him Oh! He is a thief, is it? You shouldn't hit him like this Roll him over hot tar road and hit him with the stick Kaanthavalli Jewelry Palace Got you! Kaanthavalli's secret affair - Sir, I gave everything to him - You gave it to him, is it? - Did you give it to him? - I gave it to him What did you give me? I gave you the ten sovereign jewelry I stole Ten sovereign? Whe

n did you give me that? Oh God! He says he doesn't have all the twenty sovereigns he got from me Hey! I am telling you I did not get ten sovereigns... ...and you are saying twenty sovereigns Just because he gets the stolen gold from many others... ...he forgot that he got from me too! Sir, I will show you what all I gave him Please take me inside the shop - Show us...Show us - Don't hit me, I'll show you Please stop Why do you enter the shop listening to a thief? Don't you interrupt - You show u

s - I will show it This one, this one too - All these bangles and this one - Move out of my way This chain, stone studded necklace and the entire jewellery in this These will be more than a hundred sovereigns Finally he has blurted out the truth He paid me for twenty sovereigns and has jewellery more than hundred sovereigns I am a thief, but this guy cheated me Imagine what a fraud he must be! - Surrender all that he pointed out - I don't even know him Boss! Hand over all that you got from him b

efore the cops bash you up Did I hire you for this? You run a business with stolen jewellery and you are hitting him Will you do this again? Before they start hitting you, please keep all the jewellery I showed He is getting beaten up for saying he doesn't have it Here This is the jewellery that I stole When you thrash me for stealing... ...why don't you thrash him for having bought it from me? Let's file an FIR and summon him in the court FIR? If you don't want an FIR compensate with a fine Mon

ey? I will not give He might point out the remaining jewels also Please take this You have got the money, please leave Inspector might be looking out for you - You gave them the jewellery and money - I only did it to save you Get in the car You've hit me enough, why are you hitting again? Please give back the jewels, I don't even know this thief Sir, please give back my money and my jewels My car...my car Oh God! My car Hey! Who are you? I parked the vehicle and was taking bath He used a duplica

te key and took my car Oh my God! I have been fooled by a bunch of thieves! How did you got fooled? They pretended to be cops, entered my shop and stole my jewellery Oh no! Did they get my car to steal your shop? What, brother? You have come to the bank? We shouldn't disturb the public by snatching necklace and earrings If we want jewllery, we should go directly to the Jewellery shop Similary, we shouldn't pick pockets for money We should go directly to the bank This is my policy Eli sir, the st

eps you take are so thrilling Dude! Brother is a brave man Anything might happen when I enter Just watch the chaos in the bank Follow me The bank looks to be crowded It's only in the crowd, this Eli plays a game Don't you abscond looking at the crowd You should be alert Do you get it? With the way you walk, you look like bank's MT It's not MT It's MD Excuse me What? The thing you wanted to say is... 'I am thief' 'I am here to loot money from here' 'After reading this, without showing any reactio

n, give three lakhs in a bundle' 'If not, I will shoot you, isn't it?' You got it, right? Then why are you discussing? Get the job done and leave us - That's fine - Then what? But, you have written everything wrong Wrong? As what? The spelling of thief is wrong The spelling of bank is wrong My God! All your spellings are wrong! What? Spelling mistakes? Instead of writing reaction, you have written real aunty Do you know who is real aunty? Who? The one sitting next to me, Maliga She is a real aun

ty The spelling of bundle is wrong Can we start teaching you the language? Are we running an educational institution here? You don't even know to spell gun Hey! I might have made mistake in my writing But, I have got a real gun Do you want to see? Look at this Let it be there, sir Let it be? You have come here with a legal written statement... I can only move the process legally If you write it with mistakes, how do you think I can sanction? Please rewrite it without mistakes, please go Hey! Hey

! Hey! Hey...what? I am having a gun and terrorizing you You are not scared a bit and move around carelessly You don't know about me, ask them If you see the real face- Do you want to see? Your gun, everything is okay But you have failed in your writing That's what we have solved, right The remaining sentences are correct, isn't it? Why don't you compromise by giving us a discount and send us? Why are you being stubborn? Sir, we return even if there is a small mistake in a cheque This is our ban

k's policy Let me give you an idea Meet a lawyer and get this statement written without any mistake I will sanction it Loook here Look at me As the time fleets, my eyes are turning red If I get angry all of a sudden and shoot... ...the bank will burn Look, there are female staff as well Don't get into trouble by making me angry You seem to be God fearing You are talking without getting scared There needs to be some respect given to the original gun He doesn't seem to understand the rules of the

bank Please take him out and explain it to him Brother, let's go Eli sir, let's go Hey! Stop! If I trust him... Hey...stop Why did you guys leave me alone? You can't even write properly And you are not giving a tough look as well I had a tough look only No, your face is becoming like a mouse Mouse, is it? Hey! You look like a monkey in disguise and you call me a mouse? - I will hit on your face - Hello...? You left this slip upstairs Please go correct and bring it back Meanwhile, I will have foo

d and come Look how decently he behaves If we write it correctly, will he refuse to give us the money? We cannot blame him for our mistakes Justice is on his side, sir Justice is on his side, is it? Sir, I forgot to tell you something important What? Bank closes by 1 PM today You can get the money today if you get it corrected by then If not, tomorrow is Sunday The next day is Republic Day and we have five holidays following I say this for your good heart If you miss today it will get delayed by

a week Do you understand? Best of luck! Come soon He is dealing with us in a new angle Not just this bank... ...he is capable of handling terrorists even if put him in charge of many banks Brother, I forgot to mention another thing Oh God! He is roaming around Why are you entering the bank again? Bank? Again? Oh no! What will I do? Looks like I will go mad I came here to loot the bank without knowing there will be managers like him Save me, God! Brother, what's this? Instead of stealing, you ar

e staring at this police officer's picture He is the reason why I became a thief Eli sir, What are you saying? With a passion of becoming a police, I went for police selection He rejected me saying that the width of my chest is one inch less ...and hurt this little heart of mine So, he is the one who ruined your life That's why, the knowledge that I saved to be a cop... ...is spent as a thief Today, I have decided to steal from this officer's house In ten minutes, we should clean the house... ..

.and put a rangoli at the centre of the house Brother, you are a lion to steal the police officer's house Hey, this Eli is not just a lion, he is a shaved lion Shaved lion? It will look bad, if we shave the lion Rhyming is fine, but you are missing the meaning Okay! Pick all the stuff It's a life risk for me to travell with you guys Hey, where are you going? Go there Fast...fast Pick them What's this? I hear a car sound Has the police officer returned? Hey, some other police has come Hey! Don't

panic Take the stuff and load it in the van We can only load half Oh God! Meanwhile, I will manage I don't know how I am going to deal with him It looks like he will break the door and get in Sir! Who are you, sir? What do you want? Retired IG, Rangarajan's house... He got shifted to another place - He said he got shifted here - No...no, you have mistaken He vacated this house and shifted to another place Sir, but he told me- We are doing Ganapati Homam with my family today When will we finish t

he rituals if you people keep disturbing us? Sorry, sir Or else we will leave the place You do everything and ask for sorry How come his photo is here - Those guys forgot to take that - Forgot? Sir...I meant he forgot Why torture me? It's so difficult It looks like I can't finish my rituals, please leave - What's that sound? - That's my wife boiling the milk - Be careful, Padma - Okay, honey Okay! - Two voices? - Sir, I have two flowers That is...I have two wives One is Padma and the other is Bh

ama I have been dealing with them calmly Is it enough? - Do you need all of these? - No, I don't need these - Then, please leave - Okay! Sorry! If you meet him, please send someone with the address I'll put up a board at the entrance He looks like an ostrich! With his tortures, I am sweating from head to toe - Sir! - Hi! Hello, Mohanraj What's the matter? How are you? - I came here to meet you - Is it? Then you should have come home, right? I came to the house, but you have shifted somewhere els

e, it seems I shifted to some other place Okay sir, but you could have told me I informed you that I shifted to this place, right? Sir, you are confusing me - Where do you stay right now? - The same new house Which house? Kanaguthara Illam, 53, Kovil Street Go straight and take right Third house from there I went there, but a guy told me you have left the place and he is living there Somebody is living in my home? Who is that? Oh my God! Thank God It's locked upstairs They stole everything excep

t my photo They might have gone that way Let's go - Drive...drive fast - It isn't going beyond They are coming Drive fast Stop...stop He is riding it like a bullock cart, drive Oh God...! Hit me sir...hit me You could have done this there Why are you hitting me in private? You have a reason to hit me Similarly, there is a reason why I steal With that look, you are asking me the reason, isn't it? Let me tell you Please note it down Even I wanted to be a police officer like you If not that, I wish

ed to be a mini constable For that, like a snake, I had more than thousand eggs and litres of milk... ...to shape up my body and I went for police selection test But do you know what retired IG Rangarajan did? He rejected me just because my chest was one-inch less Just one inch, sir Once inch What's going to happen with just one inch? My life is spoiled now Believe me A passionate man like me with fire... ...was not used by your department But it has gained a lot from me As a thief, I sacrificed

and worked all day and night... ...and have given work to your department To be honest, all of them in your department should give me... ...one percent commission from their salary - Commission? - Yeah Do you think I might have asked anyone? Or would you have gotten it from someone and given me? Please think over it What did I say now that you are raising the gun? I just told you my position But don't you take wrong decision because of that There are six hundred criminal cases against you We ha

ve all information about you If I wanted, I could have taken action against you with these cases Do you know why have I called you here? Please don't point the gun there My heart will stop beating Please take it and tell me what you wanted to say - I am on an operation, right now - What? Operation? Oh! You have studied to become a doctor as well? Which operation, sir? Brain or piles? Which one are you specialized in? Oh no! He is tucking that behind - It will burst off - You...? There is another

meaning for operation It means to plot and find a thief Oh! Even that's called operation, is it? Sorry, sir Please tell me My department has assigned me to catch a gang of smugglers I am going to find the gang using you You are going to find the smugglers using me, is it? If you do this... ...I will cancel all the cases against you And I will make you a police as you wished Police? Me? Yes But, you shouldn't wear the uniform What? I shouldn't wear uniform, is it? You shouldn't even reveal that

you are a police Sir, without the uniform and without revealing I am a police... ...are you calling me to do a maid's job? - You are a spy - What does that mean? Secret police officer Oh no! He is telling so much Come to the place I tell you tomorrow I will give you the case details Please tell me, sir He is Nagarajan For the outside world, he is the owner of a star hotel But, secretly, he is doing many smuggling business In recent times, he smuggles cigarette illegally Somehow, you join the gan

g ...know their secrets and share details with me from time to time Sir, you have all the details, then why are you sharing it with me? -Why don't you catch them? - It isn't easy He's got a long link Where does he get Cigarette? Where does it get shifted? Where does he hide it and to whom does he sell the stock to? We don't have any proof for these information You are joining the gang only to collect the information With what you say, seems like he is an ace criminal Do you think I can reach his

place easily? You are correct I have a plan for that He is Padagu Babu, Nagarajan's goon You have to befriend him and enter the gang Okay sir, where is he now? Give me his address, I will follow him - He is in jail now - What? Inside a jail? Okay, sir Once he comes out, I will start my duty We don't have time for that You have to get in right now and get acquainted with him Then you drop me there Hey Eli, do you think I don't know such ideas? No matter what, nobody should know we know each othe

r If anybody gets to know, our plan will be spoiled I am telling you once again, Eli If you want to become a police, you must get in and befriend him What's this, sir? Is this called spy? If I were a thief like before, I could have done a crime and gotten in Now what new can I do? Oops! Are they even allow me to think? Flying over the head always Hey, Eli! Is that a mango on a tree? Why are you aiming it with a stone? - It's a flight - Exactly! As of now, that flight is a mango to me Watch my sh

ow! We will protest Until death We strike Until our wish gets fulfilled Ban... Ban airplanes! Ban... Police has come just as we thought Stop flying...over our head Stop flying aeroplanes with noise Ban... Ban the aeroplanes Don't you fear...until they ban aeroplanes What? Ban aeroplanes? Are you kidding? - What is your problem? - Then what? At night 11 o'clock, 1 am...3am and at early morning 5 am How can people sleep if they continuously take off and land over the head? That's why we are doing

this hunger strike How do you think planes can fly without making noise? Sorry, sir...listen to me Sir, if the husband snores, wife divorces If the wife snores, husband divorces Just for snoring, we have issues But all night... If planes fly with a loud noise, how do you think families can sleep peacefully Who gave you permission to fly with a loud noise? Can you answer? Even if we permit or not, the noise will still exist Then why don't you change the route instead of flying planes in the city?

Sir, why are you talking over it? If it's a confusion, vacate the airport Is airport a rickshaw stand to vacate it easily? As of now, it's like that for us - Who are you guys? - Who are we? How could I tell you? We are social activists - Social? - Activists Did you hear? He looks like a terrorist and telling you that he is a social activist - What is he saying? - We should deal with him differently - Are you going to vacate this place or not? - Can you vacate the airport? I will do it... - I sp

oke correctly, right? - I don't know Waste of time Hello...control room - How many are protesting? - Twenty to twenty five people Will you be able to clear it in half an hour before the collector reaches? - No sir, I can clear - Is it possible? Definitely we can clear, sir What is this? He is saying he is going to clear We asked him to vacate the airport, isn't it? I guess that's what he is saying it in English Oh God! Why is everybody falling down? You said you would buy them food secretly, isn

't it? People have come without eating, trusting you - Put all those who have fallen into a van - Yes, sir Move... Throw them into the van - They are throwing them like corpses - Let me ask I will try out a rehearsal - You ask them - You are our leader...ask them I am telling you to ask Shout out! Hello, sir! Without the permission of my leader... ...you cannot touch any of us here Be careful Throw him in Sir...don't touch me Boss...Save me Boss...They have hit me on my head Is this called getti

ng charged by the police? Save me leader! They are taking me away They are being brutal! They are thrashing even the one who voiced for you It looks like they might put us in as well Please decide soon - Eli, sir make a quick decision - Wait! Be bold like me It looks like he is aiming me We will take rehearsal You ask them What? I should ask them? Hey, this is not good Okay...Chill...He escaped Hello, sir why are you throwing everyone like a sack? I am the leader here and you misuse your powers

in front of me Why don't you decently arrest? Why do you thrash people so badly? Isn't he a human being? If you request, we will withdraw from our protest What? Withdraw? - What is the slogan you have written? - Is it something new? As usual, we have written 'Protest until death' - What have you written? - We have written 'Protest until death' It's written 'Protest until death' isn't it? Yes Then everybody die We will have to die? You are asking as if demanding a property You come as a gang, ...

put up a tent and hang a board saying 'Protest until death' In the meanwhile, ...you eat enough for four days and ...you say the flight shouldn't make noise, ...the trains shouldn't blow smoke and the bus shouldn't honk, ...cycles shouldn't ring the bell Don't you have any purpose for protesting? Do you think Government officials are fools? You protest and we should leave our family all day and night and hold a lamp for you? Then you get convinced, drink lime and leave Why are getting tensed for

this? What do you want us to do now? I am not going to leave until you die That's all, right? I would do the same thing if I were in your position Hey! Everybody sit down If he was in my position? It looks like he might have also attended a lot of hunger strikes! I thought I will get arrested and befriend Padagu Babu...but he is asking us to die Police has surrounded us How do we escape? When there is dam, there will be irrigation All the irrigation sluice are open here - What sluice? - Don't y

ou understand? Look over there The way they are standing is the only way for us to escape Who ever can escape, go through it and run Or else, like he said, die here Do you understand? You should start once I say joot Is it fine? Joot! I am stuck Everybody bite their legs Don't you let go of anyone Arrest them all Sir...Please don't protest saying 'Hunger strike until death' Police is dealing in a different way It was so stupid of me to protest against flights! We have been looking for you I call

ed everyone for the protest trusting you... ...now everyone is looking for us What happened to you? Have you changed? Eli, sir we are going to our native You will go Only if I leave you This guy looks familiar He is the owner of the jewellery shop we stole from Is that the guy? I not only deal with jewellery, I started the shop dealing with people You have ruined my life Hey! I got cheated trusting that you were cops If I had know the truth earlier, I would have proven my skills to you I will no

t leave you guys without taking revenge Why are you pushing me? I will not let go without killing you guys Hey! Look here - He has become a gangster - Because of you Because of me? What can I do? Don't worry...show him this He will run away Why are you giving me a knife? He is threatening you with the rod, right? You threaten him with the knife Sure? Give it to me You thought you can take me for granted? - Come here - You come here first - You come here... - You come... He will not come, you go

He has killed him Oh God! It's a murder! What do I do now?