Koo Sir called me. He said there's been a flying burglar
who steals women's underwear and bras. I want you two to catch him. Lately, when I get up in the morning,
there's always something funny. Either my bedroom is a mess or I find the fugitive I wanted to catch
locked in the trunk of my car. Sometimes there's sand in my shoes. Where did I go at night? What did I do?
How come I can't remember? Now I've set this camera here.
I hope I will have an answer soon. Good morning. You're here so early?
Sheung Shui
Tsung Pak Long Village number 10. You did that, right? You caught him.
You found the fugitive too. I just assisted you. Why did you do that? We agreed not to see each other again.
Why did you do this? You think this is fun?
Or do you feel bad for me? You're being over-sensitive. I just don't want you to come with a smile
and leave in tears every time. I don't know how many times
I've come to see you or what I've told you. I don't know why I'm doing this.
But that's not the real me. W
hatever happens,
you always forget the next morning. So just think of it as a nice dream. A dream? Thank you for your kind deed every day.
But I don't need your kindness. I admit that I love you a lot.
I really want to be with you. But not like this. If I come see you again at night, don't
worry about hurting me. Just ignore me. Let me be hang onto my self respect. Please. This little fabric costs
over a thousand dollars? My trench coat costs
just over a hundred dollars even though there's so mu
ch fabric. Spend within our budget.
Look. These cost just over $10. This white bra has a clasp in front.
It's cool, right? Cool. Buy it. Wow, this lace one is sexy. Buy it. It's sexy. Are there any worn by models? What are you two looking at? Ouch. Hey, are you OK? Are you buying these as gifts
or for your own use? We're buying them to crack a case. A case? You're both freaks.
Turn yourselves in. There's been a flying burglar who goes around stealing white bras and
women's underwear. He even gra
bs the women
and kisses them. Too bad he still hasn't been caught yet.
The boss is really upset. This guy is always stealing bras
near my friend's home. We want to buy some white bras as bait
to lure him out. Is it that easy? Right. I put cockroach traps at home too.
But no cockroaches ever get caught. How would it be so easy to catch
the flying burglar this way? You two must be full from looking at those
photos. I'm sure you don't need to eat. Let's go to lunch. Don't look so much.
It's bad for
your health. Hey, close the curtains. Why?
We need to hang the bras there anyway. Come on...Cut all the tags. We're putting a dozen of them there.
Will the flying burglar get suspicious? Can't there be lots of women at home? Hey, are you sure
Yuet's not coming home tonight? She told me she's going to a haunted
house with Yoyo and Phantom tonight. Don't worry. Come on. Keep cutting. But if she comes home and sees us
playing with bras, she'll get the wrong idea Hey, stop. Turn around. Look there.
What is it? Let me put away my sister's bras.
Hey, give me a hand. Hang them there. Hey, someone's home. Put them away... Hi, Mr C. Hello. Sis Yuet, why are you home so early? Didn't you say you were
going to a haunted house? That house has been demolished already.
So we came home to watch a horror movie. What are you two doing here? Watching TV.
Playing Big Two. Brother Nin, why are you just sitting there? We have guests. Serve some tea.
Yoyo, have a seat please. Hey, are they playing that mov
ie
"Scaring You in Silence" at 9:30pm? Hey, where's the remote control? It should be on the sofa. It's not on the sofa. I saw it there this morning.
Brother Nin, get up. Let me find it for you. It's not there. It's not here either. Why are you two sweating? We're not. No, we aren't. You're acting funny.
What are you hiding? Nothing. We're not hiding anything. We're not acting funny. Get up...Get up. Get out of the way. Wow. Whose bras are these? Aren't they yours? Of course not. You two lechers
are so disgusting. You have a fetish! I'm not a freak. My bras! What have you done to them?
Brother Nin, did you give them to him? No. You're both freaks. You let someone else touch
your sister's bras? What kind of older brother are you? You're crazy. You're so disgusting. Stop...We're not freaks.
We just want to catch a freak. We want to catch the flying burglar. You should have told us that you wanted to
catch the flying burglar. You didn't need to be so secretive. This is a man's job. You're
girls.
How could we ask you to take the risk? Then let's hurry and put out the bait.
It's so late now. Maybe the flying burglar
is already stealing somewhere. Let's do this. Why is it so noisy? Is Yoyo OK? Let's go check it out. Yoyo. Yoyo. Are you OK? Hey, what are you doing? You guys get out. You kissed my goddess? You think you can get away with that? Flying burglar? You're so bold. Fly now.
Show me how you fly. You... Hey...Hello...
Ying Wood-cheuk...Ying Wood-cheuk. Late My Night. Hey...Hel
lo...Ying Wood-cheuk. Meet The Kung Fu Fighters. When Ngo Wan-fei learned that
his beloved Sze-sze had killed his father, he carried his sword and jumped
to the rooftop of a skyscraper. How tall is a skyscraper?
Is it above the clouds? On the other hand, Sze-sze was driving fast
on the highway in her convertible sports car in the hopes of finding Ngo Wan-fei
and explaining it to him. A convertible sports car. How is that different from
an ordinary private car? Hello, Mr Pong. We've got a problem
. Do you know where Ho Nin is? You're crazy. Do you know where Ho Nin is? Do you know where Ho Nin is? I don't know. Can you tell me where Ho Nin is? This is crazy. Are you looking for Ho Nin?
You mean the author? I want to see him perform in person. Is Ho Nin an amazing kung fu fighter? How did Ngo Wan-fei acquire his kung fu? Is Ho Nin as handsome and cool
as the protagonist in his novel? I get it. You really want to meet him.
It seems you really like Ho Nin a lot. You know where he is? Please
take me to him. I'm writing because I can't speak.
You can talk to me. I can hear you. OK. I can take you to meet Ho Nin. But first I need to ask him
whether he wants to meet you. Thank you. This car's going so fast it feels like it's
flying. It's much faster than riding a horse Of course it's fast.
A car is of course faster than a horse. Steering wheel, safety belt. How much longer will it take
before I can meet Ho Nin? About half an hour.
We'll be there very soon. Half an hour? Is it half an
hour yet?
Is it half an hour yet? You want his autograph, right? Yes. Thank you. Go faster. Go faster. I'm going really fast already. Will you pay for the speeding ticket? I said faster. Hey, didn't you say you were bringing
a super fan to meet me? I came with him. But then he left. I see. What's matter with your hand?
It's bleeding? Are you OK? There are antiseptic and bandages inside.
Why don't you put on a bandage? OK. It's good that you're fine. I'm here. Hello, I'm Ho Nin. I'm the author of
your favorite novel
Meet the Kung Fu Fighters. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, Ho Nin.
I'm a big fan of your novel. Meet the Kung Fu Fighters has been
my favorite novel for a long time. I finally get to meet you today. Why don't we talk inside?
Hey, you'll need this. It's dark. Come on. Let's go inside.
Be careful. Come on. Over here. Be careful. Hey, Yoyo. You're so nice to come visit me? She didn't come visit you.
She came to see me. Yoyo, what would you like to drink?
Have a seat. I'll g
et it for you. I'll get you some snacks. I'm good. A fan wanted to meet Nin.
So I brought him here. A fan? Hey, Mr Fan.
If you're his fan, you're my fan too. Have a seat over there. Have a seat. Hey, he's your fan.
I love reading his novels too. Now that your fan's here.
You should talk to him. Don't worry. We're brothers.
I'll look after Yoyo. OK... Yoyo, Mentor's not coming in today. It's funny. I'm in charge now.
What would you like to eat? I'll just sit here for a while. So reserved. Ho Nin.
Yes? Meet the Kung Fu Fighters
was published so long ago. How come there still isn't a second book?
I really want to read it. I'm very particular about publishing a novel
I want it to be the best. If it's not good enough,
I don't want it published. Right. Do you know I have to read it
once every night before I can fall asleep? Really? Which part do you like the best? The part where the male protagonist
Ngo Wan-fei is raised by a team of con artists. He committed all sorts of crimes
with those b
ad guys when he was a kid. But when he sees people who are suffering, he'd secretly give them
some of the money he had stolen. Actually I wanted to describe
the male protagonist as a kind-hearted person. He's not like someone here. And when Ngo Wan-fei's senior brother
Heung Hoi-sing stole Ngo Wan-fei's antidote
and threw it off the cliff. The scene about how he managed
to cheat death is brilliant too. And how Mei-suet learned the seven strikes of Rainbow Sword
in the States. She wounded Ngo Wan
-fei
with the first strike. But you didn't tell the secret of
the seventh strike. You didn't disclose that. Actually I wanted to give the readers
a sense of suspense. I see. When they forgot that, you then use the seventh strike
to save Ngo Wan-fei's life. You figured that out. That's amazing. I didn't manage to figure it out
the first two times I read it. But when I read it the seventh time,
I realized your plot. Yoyo, I've made some salad for you. Sure. Of course I'll serve them too.
They're s
o nice to bring you here. Ho Nin, I want to ask you about the part where Ngo Wan-fei figured out the
Butterflies Shooting thru the Clouds strike. Can you take me there? I want to go there. Oh, that place... You must go there.
Ho Nin worked so hard to write that scene. You must go there
to experience it in person. Feel free to go. I'll take care of Yoyo. Ho Nin, there are lots of places
I would like to visit too. Take this place for example.
I want to go there too. Can you take me there too? I...
Sure... I've said yes on his behalf, right? Your fan is so fond of your book.
You want to give him a cold shoulder? Sure. Of course we should go there.
We'll be back very soon. Hey, grab a lamp. Let's go.
Right. We're off now. Go. We'll be right back. Bye. We'll be back very soon. Not so soon. What's the hurry?
Don't worry if you come back late. There are more vampires than usual tonight.
Do you know what's going on? I want to know why too. Do you think it's because of
the power outage? If so,
I hope there's
a power outage every night. Then we'll be able to kill all the vampires. Ying, it's good to see you here. I wanted to go to your restaurant
to see you. The power's out everywhere.
You should stay at home. You haven't eaten in a long time? Since this afternoon. There's a general power outage today.
There's traffic everywhere. I wanted to go to your restaurant so that
you could cook some food for me. Speaking of food, I'm really hungry. Let's walk faster. I feel a bit light-headed.
I'm afraid my blood sugar level is too low. My restaurant is closed tonight.
Let me walk you home. What's the matter?
You think I don't know my way home? Hey, don't walk so fast. There's no one else on the street.
Just the two of us. Isn't it really romantic to take a stroll
under the moonlight? I can't wait to have a candlelit dinner
with you. Walk faster please. Really? Yes. Who are you looking for? I want to see Ho Nin. I'm his friend. Hey, what are you guys doing? Hey, what are you doing?
Le
t go of me. Who are you? I'm here to see Ho Nin. I won't hurt you.
If you don't move, we won't hurt you. I don't know where he is.
Who are you? Let go of me. I told you he's not here. Do you know where he is then? No, I don't. Sorry for the intrusion. That Brother Nin. Who did he mess with? Brother Nin... I can't answer your call right now... Brother Nin, where are you?
Hurry and call me back. Don't move or I'll shoot your head. Chapter three of the novel. Ngo Wan-fei figured out under the tree
his most powerful strike of
Butterflies Shooting thru the Clouds. This is it? That's right. Ngo Wan-fei had been betrayed
by his friend. He was injured. He was so depressed he came here.
He didn't eat or drink. He sat under the tree and figured out
the remarkable kung fu. Ngo Wan-fei came up with the ever-changing
Butterflies Shooting thru the Clouds. The last palm strike hit the tree. Then hundreds of butterflies broke out
from their cocoons at the same time. It was really magnificent. I only u
sed several thousand words
to describe that scene. But I spent half a month writing that. It's not hard to kill butterflies
or the tree. But to transmit the right amount of force
from the tree trunk to the chrysalises on the branches
and make them break out from their cocoons? That's real kung fu. Exactly. How come there aren't any butterflies? It doesn't matter that there are no
butterflies. What matters is real kung fu. So there really are butterflies. Actually every butterfly is
trapped as a
chrysalis in the beginning. It must struggle to break out of the cocoon and be free. My palm strike just now
was just made at the right time. Brother Nin. Ho Nin. Brother Nin...
Ho Nin... You see him? No. Did something bad really happen? I don't think so.
There are no signs of fighting here. Mr C should be here tonight...
It's just the phone ringing. Ho Yuet. It's for you. Oh, no. Did someone take them? No way. They know kung fu.
How would they get captured so easily? It's hard to say. OK. Let's
look for them outside, OK? There's really a lot of hustle and bustle
in the city at night. Usually there's so much light at night.
We can't see the stars. It's lucky that
there's a power outage tonight. Aren't the stars especially beautiful? Do you know the name of that star? It's the Big Dipper. No, that's Jupiter.
The one next to it is the Big Dipper. Look at the one further away.
That's Canopus. What about that one? That's Orion.
The one farther away appears to be Mars. You know them so well
?
Do you look at stars all the time? Kind of. Don't you need a planisphere,
a compass and a telescope for stargazing? You don't need those things? You really know about this.
Are you a member of some stargazing club? When I was an exchange student in Holland, a classmate of mine loved to go stargazing. I see. That's it?
I left all that gear at home. Hey, did you see
the shooting star fly by? Do you know what wish I made
when it flew by just now? My wish has come true. I wished that I could
watch
shooting stars with you. It doesn't matter that you didn't see
the shooting star. It's a long night tonight. OK. I will stay here with you
until you see a shooting star. Come on. Sit down. Come on. Let me test you.
What's the name of that star? Hey, so you two are here.
What are you doing here so late at night? Got it. Hey, you need to leave now. It's very dangerous here.
It's not safe here tonight. Why are you walking around if it's not safe? The power is out throughout the city. It's dark eve
rywhere.
Monsters will be roaming everywhere. Vampires will make their move. Come on. Get out of here now. Move.
It's not safe here. What? OK. I'll take you home. We can't catch a taxi now.
I'll walk you home. It will only take half an hour. Hey, don't walk alone. Look. I will protect you two.
Let's go together. I can walk her home myself. You want to do that yourself? What if there are vampires?
Can you take them out on your own? Besides, you and I have to go back
and find Brother Ying. What fo
r? To catch vampires. Grandma and Yiu-yiu really aren't home yet. Do you guys have candles? Yes... Grandma and Yiu-yiu
haven't turned on their phones. There's power outage everywhere.
Where have they gone? Everyone is using the cell phone
as a flashlight. Maybe their phones' batteries died. I think you really need to eat. I'm starving. Are you?
Let me cook you a noodle. No, thanks. Yeah. Hey, noodles aren't for you.
They're too hard for your stomach. I'll go out with you to get some food. Why? I
'm really hungry. Hey...Oh, no. This is the last noodle of the century. Don't pick it up. Come on. Don't pick it up. I'll go out with you
for some nice food. Come on. Hey, where are we going? Just come with me... I don't want to eat... Come on. There'll be good food. Come on. Ms. Law, there's no one around. Go to that food stall in Shau Kei Wan. These are the food stalls where you said lots of kung fu experts
can be found? Don't underestimate them.
There are six kung fu experts in my novel. I go
t my inspiration for half of them here. They're kung fu experts? Follow me. Look, this is Bullet Hand.
A skewer of fish balls please. Amazing. I want to see that again. Come on. One more skewer please. That's really amazing.
Can you make two skewers at the same time? Wow, that's wonderful. Four skewers. Four.
Wow, he can really do that. He's really Bullet Hand. Kid, you want steamed rice rolls? Yes. Thank you, boss.
OK. Tai-chi Yin Yang Palm Strike. Soft yet hard.
Soft and hard at the same time.
That's so cool. This is real kung fu. Lightning Knife! Boss, cut me a pineapple please. OK. It's as fast as lightning.
I want to see that again. I want to learn your kung fu. That's easy. Practice at home
when you have time. Hey, eat them while they're still hot. I can't eat them. Why? Food allergy? Who's that? Ho Nin, my friends have come to see me.
Give me a second. OK. Let's talk in the back. You said you were taking me to eat.
Why did you bring me here? There's the right food for you here.
You'll see. Look. Stay here.
Don't go anywhere. Wait for me to come back. Where has he gone? I'm starving.
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