【ENG】Grandma Learns to Drive | Comedy Movie | Drama Movie | China Movie Channel ENGLISH

"Grandma Learns to Drive" (Fengshun Driving School) (Xiaobao Tea Shop) (99 points. You pass the exam, congratulation!) (PC Cafe) Mrs. Zhang, are you walking the dog? Mrs. Wang, are you taking the child to school? Yes. Hi. Hi. Mrs. Wang, are you taking the child to school? Be careful. Grandmother! What's the matter, girl? I shouldn't say it, but I have to! Say it. Do you want to pee? No, you are too slowly! I'm going to be late! That's not good, girl, sit tight. I'll speed up. Grandma, be careful

! Be careful with your back. You can't be late! Excuse me. Excuse me! Sir, it's the first time I've ever exceeded the speed limit. Really! I'm really in a hurry! You are fined two hundred for seriously violating traffic rules. Look. I'm in a hurry. Please give me another chance. I really didn't mean to. What are you laughing at? You see, she is speeding too. Good girl, are we late? No, grandma. Are you all right? It's okay, it's like exercising. Go. Grandma, if only you could drive! Let's get up

early tomorrow. Bye, grandma! Bye. If only I could drive! It's downhill and guess what? That car's brake suddenly broke! The driver was freaking out. The car went down the slope. There were thirty or forty people in the car! I got my energy somehow I got out from the back of the car and went to the front. Then I hold the brake. Guess what? It didn't work. The car was still running. I couldn't care so much. I saw a big tree nearby, so I pulled the steering wheel and the car went towards the tree

. That time, I didn't forget to tell the people in the car to sit tight and protect their heads. The car crashed into the tree. The thirty people in the car were all fine. But you flew out the front window. And you broke an arm and three ribs. What do you mean? I'm telling them. Why did you say that? You didn't make me sound heroic. Ertao and the others have listened to it more than 2,000 times. It's annoying. Right, Ertao? Mrs. Wang, it is not annoying at all. I've worshiped heroes since I was

a child. Mr. Wang is the first hero I know! I don't mind if he repeats thousands of times more. Ertao! Give me soy sauce. Coming! Mr. Wang, I need to go. Tell me from the beginning when I'm back. Bye. I'll come another day. I have to go to the hospital to check my ribs and arm. Xiaobao comes back soon, right? Didn't he say he'd come at the end of this month? It's soon. I was almost late again! Juanzi's school is too far away. I think you should get up earlier. Early? Can she have enough sleep? J

ust a few days. When Xiaobao is back, it will be fine. He can drive her to school. He needs to work. What to do then? I was a hero, but I'm injured. Looks like I can't drive a car. If only I could drive! You? Then I need to be a hero every day. Why do you always underestimate me? No, I didn't underestimate you. We are too old to do that. This steel nail is not good. It can't replace my bone. When it's cold, I feel the steel nail is chill. If you drive and turn on the air conditioner, you won't f

eel cold. Well, it depends on who is driving. If it's you, I'm getting chills from the bottom of my heart. Hey! Xiaobao! Mom, Dad! Brat, you come back so soon! I came back in the morning. You were not at home. Ertao said you went to the hospital. So I rushed over. Good. I'll change a fowling piece for a big gun. I will take his car to the hospital. Okay, Mom, what about you? Me? I can't throw away the tricycle and sit in your car! Take your Dad there. OK. I'll go home and make you a delicious me

al. Mom, that's great. Dad, do you know? Three months in the south, I had been missing the noodles my Mom cooks! Go back quickly! OK! Let's go. Mom, ride safely! If only I could drive! It's tasty. Easy, it's like you are fighting for food. There are more. How does it taste? Good, so delicious. I'm not asking you. Didn't you eat it yesterday? But you didn't eat so fast. Right. She really worked hard to make the noodles today. Look. There's shrimp! It's rare. Mom, these days, you have been taking

care of Dad and Juanzi. You must be tired. Don't say that. As long as your business is going well, I can do it. You are right! Mom, Dad. The Guangzhou branch is popular. Juanzi's Mom won't be back before the Spring Festival. But she exhorted me repeatedly that I should take you two to have a good time and relax. It's her filial piety to you two! Okay, but I have a request. What is it? Oh my god! Mom! Brake! Now! Dad, run! What to do, Dad? Lift your foot and apply the handbrake! Mom, you are grea

t. Do you know? You almost killed me. It is dangerous! Son, I'm sorry. I thought the brake was the accelerator. You thought the accelerator was the brake! Your wish is fulfilled. Y-yes. Get off! Xiaobao, I can't open the door! Let me. Xiaobao, come and check. Easy. Be careful. Grandpa, grandma is fine. She's fine, but we almost had an accident! It was dangerous. She didn't do it on purpose, right? Right. She is just curious. She wants to try to drive, that's all. That's all? You are too old to b

e curious about it. She is driving without a license! If something happened, she would be doomed. I'm not curious. This is my great ideal! Mr. Wang. Listen up. If I wasn't old, I would get a driving license tomorrow! Then you can't say anything! Okay, go get a driving license! If you passed the test, you could drive out of China into Asia and the world! I'll follow you and cheer for you with a flag in my hand! Xiaobao, look at your Dad! How can he say that? -Hey. -No. Dad, please say no more. Bu

t then again, look at my mother's ambition, spirit, and body, it's easy for her to get a driving license. Right? But there are rules in our country. Grandma, don't listen to my Dad's nonsense! It has been changed long ago! Changed? What do you know? Kid. What is the rule now? Grandma, the age limit for learning to drive is seventy now. My Dad never let me tell you! Brat, you are playing tricks with your mother, huh? No, I... My Dad told me not to tell you. You traitor. Right, I told them not to

tell you. It's for your own good. Do you really want to learn to drive? Wang Zhigang, don't challenge me. Mom. What's wrong with learning to drive? The law allows it. Listen. I will learn to drive! Mom. Go. What can you do? Son, girl. Our family's priority now is the safety of the general public! We must stop her crazy idea at all costs! Pooh! Ertao, I'll make a call. Morning. Wang? Guess who is this? Wrong. Wrong. I'm Zhang, you can't tell? Why haven't you been out for so long? We miss you so m

uch. Today, we need one more player, you must come out! We will wait for you. Bye. Mrs. Wang. Look. What were you doing? Are you playing a battle of wits? I have to play tricks. He is at home all day long. I can't do anything. No, what do you want to do behind his back? I... Keep it a secret! Where are you going? Well, Zhang is calling. They need one more player and he asked me to go. It's windy outside today. Are you OK? Don't worry, the doctor said some exercise is good for recovery. Be carefu

l. Oh, clean up the house. I'll be back for lunch. Leave it to me. Did you get the water? Yes. Mom, I'm here. Why did you come? My Dad told me to come. I had to. This old man is quite delicate. Son, you stay and take care of the house. OK. Mom, where are you going? What's the matter? Do you want to control me? No, don't be angry. My Dad told me to follow you wherever you go. I need to use the toilet. I'll go with you. Oh, no. But why do you carry a bag? I'm going to buy some groceries on the way

. Oh, groceries. No! Why are you so well dressed to go to the vegetable market? Well dressed? But you usually... OK, is it alright now? Yeah. Did you see Zhang? Is Zhang here? He hasn't been here for days, just like you. I fell for her! Where are you going? No! Stop! Sir, catch up with the car in front! What are you doing? Courting death? What are you doing? Open the door! Why didn't you stop? I had to take a taxi. You will reimburse for the fee! You waved on the side of the road. How do I know

what you want? No excuse! If you don't want to let me in, just say it! Right, I don't want to. The driving school stipulates that we can only stop at the stations. Give me the card. What card? I don't have one. Old lady. If you don't have a card, why did you stop my car? Only students are allowed in the car. Get off now. No. Well. I'm going to the driving school to register. I'll be a student after that. I don't care. You need a card to get in the car. Otherwise, get off. What if I don't leave?

I can wait. You are responsible for the delay. No. Ma'am, get in the car. But I don't have a card. It's okay, it's our responsibility and obligation to help elders like you. Don't scare me. I feel that something is fishy. Come on, ma'am. It's alright. Don't make other students wait. OK. Dad. Where's your mother? My mom? She went to the bathroom. What? She went to the market. Where did she go? She went to the toilet before the market. What are you capable of? You can't even keep her around. She l

eft. What if... What? Dad. No need to be so anxious. My mom has been out of the house so many times. She won't get injured. How dare you scold me! Go to find her! Xiaobao, are you leaving? What is the fuss about? His family is like a merry-go-round. They come and go. It's chaotic. Mr. Wang, are you leaving? You are quite busy today. Are you buying vegetables? No, sis. Have you seen an old lady? There are too many old ladies. She's wearing an apron, a checkered apron. Apron? Yeah. Yes, there is s

uch an old lady. She was arguing with the radish seller across the road. And she fainted and fell to the ground! Really? But where is she now? The ambulance came and took her. It was about five cents only! Ma'am, I will take you to register. It will save you a lot of trouble. I can ask myself. I won't bother you. But you have to ask. It's this way. There are face changing performances in Sichuan. But I think you are better than them. Tell me what you want. Ma'am, I think you are a sensible perso

n. I won't beat around the bush. I want to be your introducer. Hi, Ma'am. She is my acquaintance. I introduced her to our driving school. Ma'am, you made a right choice. Our driving school has a tenet. Students are God. Now I'm God? Well, I'll make a statement first. I'm not his acquaintance. I don't know him. And he didn't introduce me here. I came here by myself. You... You came here in my car. It's true that I took your car. I was wondering about it. Tell me. You are so desperate to be my int

roducer. What's the benefit? Ma'am, don't shout here. OK, let me tell you the truth. Our driving school has a rule that the staff has to introduce a student every month. I didn't get any this month. I see. That's a good rule, don't you think so, young man? No matter what, you have to smile at us since the rule is there. OK, OK, Ma'am, keep speaking ironically. Okay, I will smile every day when I see you. The introducer... Quit it. You slammed on the brakes just now. And it hurt my waist. It's go

od that I didn't ask you to bring me to the hospital. You old thing! So hypocritical! Look, I'm not God anymore. This guy is very interesting. Count him in and let him be my introducer. Mom! Mom, why are you careless? You are mistaken. She is not my mother. No one said she was. Dude, wait. Is she the old lady in the vegetable market? Dude, hey. Is there anyone else? How many do you want, huh? How many do you want, huh? This one is enough! Who are you? What do you want? Soldiers came back from th

e shooting gallery with rosy clouds up above painted in the sunset. Ma'am, please. Can you stop singing? I'm sleepy. Dad, maybe my mom really went to sign up for driving lessons. But it shouldn't have taken her whole day. But why did she do it? She has to learn how to drive. I don't get it. What do you know? When your mother was young, she wanted to learn to drive. In fact, it is not easy for her. Learning to drive is her dream. Her lifelong dream. So what? Learning to drive is hard. Besides, sh

e's getting older. That's true. There are so many poor drivers now. Look! How dangerous it is! Right. If something happened to her, I would be scared to death. Yes. It's bad. If my parents were dead, what should I do? Bullshit, brat. You always joke around. What do you achieve? Yes, I can sell tea. Are you dumb? Seriously, tell me which side you are on. Of course I'm by your side. Mrs. Wang, you're back. You spent lots of time shopping today. I haven't had enough! Go home and have a look now. I

don't know what happened. Mr. Wang's and Xiaobao's faces look very gloomy. Too gloomy. So what? I've done everything I needed to. I'm back. What? I just came back. Did I provoke you? Look at you! Look at your angry face. Are you showing it to me? Are you putting on an act, too? I'll beat you! Where did you go? I... Do I have to get your approval first? You were away for whole day and you didn't even tell me. My Dad and I were very anxious! Well, then. Listen carefully! I guess you guessed it. I

managed to break through your blockades and signed up for driving lessons. I'm talking to you nicely now. I don't agree with it! I'm talking to you nicely, too. I'm learning! No! Get the money back tomorrow! No, not today, not tomorrow! Nor the day after tomorrow! You have to! Dad, you... What are you doing? Do you want to beat me? Can't I? What's the matter with you? You're getting older and more capable now, huh? You're old and started playing tricks! Dad, Mom! I'm your son or not? Be quiet. C

lass starts now. I am your teacher of Subject One. Let's start the roll call. If you don't answer, I'll mark you as absent. Yang Caixia. Is Yang Caixia here? Yang Caixia? It sounds familiar. Who is she? It's the first one and she isn't here. Yang Caixia is here! Are you Yang Caixia? Yes. I called you several times. Why didn't you reply? Well, I seldom use this name. So I didn't know it was me. Dad, it's noon! Why are you shouting? Get down to business. Your mother is not at home and no one cooks

. I know. I'm here to bring you food. But please bear with it. I'm not as good as my mother. Instant noodles, ham sausage and pickled vegetables. Make do with it. I'm old, but I have to live up to plain living now. I can't even have a bowl of noodles with soybean paste. Dad. You know my mom well. We can't force her. We have to outsmart her. You said yesterday that your mother is smart. Outsmart her? I don't think we can. Three heads are better than one. You plus me plus Juanzi. We have three hea

ds. Brat, what idea do you have? Tell me now. I remember you told me that my mother has trouble sleeping at night and she is sleepy during the day. Yeah, so? Stop smirking like that. You look like a bad guy. The traffic congestion is getting worse and worse in our city. The main reasons are as follows. First, the function of the downtown area is concentrated and the total traffic demand has greatly exceeded the traffic supply. Second, urban transportation mismatches with regional transportation.

And the bus line is not perfect. Third, there are more and more cars on the road. And the road gets more congested. Fourth, the road network structure is unreasonable. And the traffic efficiency is low. To improve the traffic environment to solve a series of problems brought by urban development... Wake up! Wake up! Who kicked me? I just pushed you. What happened? I pushed him because he was sleeping in class. Ma'am, you are too pernickety. What does it have to do with you? Of course! It has so

mething to do with everyone in the country. Ma'am, tell me. What does it have to do with everyone in the country? OK. We come here today to study. So that we can be a qualified car driver later. If we don't learn it well, and fail to understand or master traffic laws and regulations, we may make mistakes in the future. It will affect others' safety and property. Wherever we are, we might cause accidents. It has something to do with the people of the whole country. And when we go abroad, people a

ll over the world will be affected! Well said. Let's applaud her. Alright, my doze offended people all over the world! Come on, drink some water. Excuse me, girl. Do you have boiling water here? We only have drinks. You can go to the back to get hot water. There? Yes. Thank you. No worries. Did you see this old lady? This old lady is very awesome. I think she's older than my grandma. It's not easy for her. That's true. Let's take a gamble and guess her age. -Count me in. -Me, too. Interesting, c

ount me in. Me, too. Sixty-seven, I bet ten yuan. No way. Am I that old? Sixty-five, I bet twenty. That's pretty much it. That's fine. Seventy-one, look at her gray hair, I think she's very old. Are you blind? Nonsense, listen. She can't learn to drive if she's over 70. She is a little old, but her heart isn't. She thinks she's only forty-eight this year. Brat, he's talking nonsense! To be fair, she is 67 or 68. Am I really that old? Miss, please. I'm much older than a miss. Ma'am, these pants m

ake you look energetic! Really? Yes. How old do you think I am? You are in your early forties! How old? Early forties. So young? Of course, maybe younger than that. I'm telling the truth. But I'm afraid you'll blame me. You feel like my sister. No way. OK, give me one. Sister, buy a pair of shoes and a new dress. It will make you look ten years younger! Then I'll look like your daughter! Look at you. A chicken in the left hand and a duck in the right, and a fat boy on my back. Miss, who are you

looking for? I'm not looking for anyone. Mrs. Wang, I really couldn't tell! I was wondering who this lady was. She just rushed into our courtyard. You only think about young ladies all day long! Yeah. I'm still single. Why don't you introduce one to me? Ma'am, I'm kidding. From behind, you definitely look like a young lady. That's why I called you Miss. Nonsense! Ma'am, I was telling the truth. I'm not lying! If you dress like this, Mr. Wang is not good enough for you! Get lost! Nonsense. Nonsen

se! Are you making fun of me? You must have taken gunpowder. You spoke so rudely. She looks young in this dress. I didn't say anything wrong, did I? Are you too free? Are you here for a beating? Mr. Wang, don't be so old-fashioned. You got to get some life in you. Right? You have to learn from her. Shut up and get lost. Or the thieves will take your shop! OK, I'm leaving. Mrs. Wang, tomorrow, buy these clothes for my mom, too. If she is as refreshed as you, my Dad will be super happy and laughin

g all the time. Stop it. Your father's mouth has long been crooked. Ertao, leave it. Bye. OK. I'm leaving. What are you doing? Ertao likes to joke around. You know it. Why are you angry? I'm annoyed! Why? Mrs. Wang, you look beautiful! Yeah? Warning marking. What is a warning marking? Hey, keep it low. Old man, did you see? These pants are very tight. I feel lighter when I walk. That's why the young people love wearing these pants so much. It's different. See? These pants make us feel refreshed.

But there is a disadvantage. It's hard to wear and take off. Why don't you speak? Are you OK? What's the matter? What's the matter? What are you doing? Why are you throwing things about? I'm like this. If you don't like it, stay outside! Seriously? Me learning how to drive annoys you so much? I'm super annoyed! Ask around! Do people learn to drive at such an old age? Rules have it that people over 70 can learn to drive. I can learn and I didn't do anything wrong. Alright, I won't talk nonsense

with you! I dare not provoke you. I'll leave. Out of sight, out of mind. When I finish learning, I will be with you every day. I'll see where you can hide yourself! Old man. It's generous and... Here, introduce for her. Dad, why are you here? I come and sit with you for a while. Why? Are you fighting with my mother again? No. Well... She is acting young. I can't stand it. My mother will feel better when you leave. She can recite the books at home alone. No way! You go. Me? No. Stop bossing me ar

ound. I have business to deal with. OK, I'll go. By the way, this is the key to my house. If you feel bored, go there and get some sleep. Don't be so long-winded, go. I'll get changed. You scared the hell out of me! Why didn't you say a word? I didn't want to disturb you. Mom, this outfit is cool. That's great. No wonder it scared my Dad away. It's good. I hate to see his gloomy face anyway. Right. It's like everyone owes him money. It's like everyone owes him money. By the way, son, don't call

me Mom from today on. Call me Yang Caixia. Don't make a fuss! When they call my name at the driving school, I couldn't react! People seldom call my name. OK, I'm fine. But if you get tired of it, don't say I have no manners. I won't. Come and sit. You have worked hard, Mom. Yang Caixia. To be honest, is it hard to learn? You promised me, you will give up if you are struggling. I don't think it's hard, but I can't remember things. When I'm reciting the later part, I'll forget the earlier part. It

's hard for you then. Yang Caixia, don't force yourself. I'm not forcing myself. I don't like to hear it. I have an exam tomorrow. I have to do my best. Let's see if I can't pass. OK, Yang Caixia, let's take the exam and give it a try. But, let's combine exertion and rest. Don't be too tired. It's time for a break. How about this? I'll show you around. Let's relax. I don't have time. Son, you go. Wait, I'll go out with you and go around. I can get familiar with the roads. Go straight and turn le

ft. Go straight and turn left. What is that sign? That's the exit. Turn the right light on. Good. Mom. Yang Caixia. Yang... I'm not used to it. It's awkward. They are the same. It's just a code. It's useless if you don't regard me as your mom in your heart. OK, Mom. Yang Caixia. Look at the road and the car. Do you dare to drive after you pass the driving test? When I'm driving, I'll take it slow and it's fine. Drive slowly? You can't be too slow. Isn't it written in the book? Well, in good road

conditions, you will get fined if you drive slowly. Right? Yes, but it's not in the exam. But it's right. I'm not talking nonsense. Don't be complacent. Drive safely. Stop! Now! Why? Didn't you see a crowd of people in front of you? Something must have happened! There are accidents every day. It's nothing new. I have to go and see. Maybe it's in the test. OK. How can you drive like that? Me? You hit me and you said that? You scratched my car and you want to run away? No way! When did I scratch

you? Come and let them judge. Did you hit me or did I scratch you? I still have your bike print on my car! See for yourself! Where is your car? Where? Where is my car? It's jammed in the front. I have to turn. Or how do I go? Please calm down. Listen to me, okay? Sir, look. The book says when the road ahead is jammed, a fine of 50-200 will be imposed for driving into a non-motorized lane. for driving into a non-motorized lane. And the driver of the car involved in the accident has to report in t

ime and evacuate fast. Otherwise, there will be severe penalties for causing traffic jams. I think both of you are fine. Sir, you should apologize. Then you both can leave, okay? Don't stop here. Yeah, she is right. Ma'am, well said. Even the police would agree with you. Right? Okay, since what she said is reasonable, I will apologize to you. I was wrong. Don't be angry. Calm down, okay? Okay, everyone, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Good. Mom. Yang Caixia, you creatively study and apply! Do you

think I can pass the exam? if nothing goes wrong, you will surely fail. I mean you will surely pass. Grandpa, why do you always look at your watch? It's your Dad. He went out in the morning. But he hasn't come back or sent me a message. Why don't you call him? I won't. Your Dad is with your grandma. Grandpa, are you still having emotional disputes with my grandma? What emotional disputes? You know nothing, kid. Do your homework now. Today, the teacher asked me to write a composition about my ido

l. We called it role model back then. It's clear and nice. And it's resounding. How good! They have to change the name now. Boring. Oh, Juanzi. Just write about scientists. Don't write about singers, or actors. People will laugh at you. I've already decided. I'll write about my grandma. Now, the person I admire the most is her! You and my Dad are against her. But she still insists on learning how to drive! That's awesome. Drop it. Awesome? She is stupid! Dad. Dad. Good girl. Dad, your trick does

n't work. I went there and I was like helping her combine theory with practice. Now she can memorize them all. With her current state, I think she can pass the exam tomorrow. Looks like I have to take it seriously this time. What, Dad? It's no big deal for her to learn to drive. Please don't strike a vicious blow on her. Shut up. Can I strike a vicious blow on my wife? Am I a human? Yes, you're not a human... What do you have in mind? I will sacrifice myself to save others! I'll resolutely and t

horoughly stop your mother from learning to drive! But... No, absolutely no. Dad. You need to take care of yourself. You can't stand it. Give me. Don't worry, son. Don't worry, I know what to do. Why do you have to do this, Dad? I'll sacrifice myself for the happiness of all families. As long as your mother stops learning to drive, there will be one less poor driver, I can suffer a little. But you... Besides, your Dad is a hero. Wang Zhigang, what are you doing? You get up five times at night. Y

ou don't sleep and you don't let me sleep, right? I'll lie down after taking the medicine. I have an exam tomorrow. Well, it's today! You are so bad. You have racked your brains! Is it yeast? It really looks like it. You are a good actor. I'm not messing with you. I'm having diarrhea! I don't believe you. How can it be so coincidental? It's not sooner or later, I have an exam tomorrow and you are sick. If I believe this nonsense, I'm the world's biggest fool! Keep pretending. Get up again if you

dare to. I feel bad, call Xiaobao now. Do you feel bad? Stay there. What are you calling Xiaobao? You want to piss me off together. I have a stomach ache. Really? Are you really unwell? Xiaobao, this is your mother. Mom, sit down. Don't worry, Dad is fine. It's just diarrhea. After the transfusion, he'll be fine. He got up five times last night. I didn't take it to heart and I was angry with him. I thought he did it on purpose to disturb my exam. But... Mom, don't be sad. Dad is fine. I promise

! When he wakes up, he will continue to fight with you. You show no respect for elders! Wang Zhigang's family. Yes. You need to take this medicine as instructed in the future. It's dangerous if you eat by yourself. What medicine did he take? See for yourself. His symptoms were caused solely by an overdose of drugs. Okay, you two plotted against me together! Yeah. No. Mom, Dad is doing it for you. Forget it. Thank you for your painstaking efforts! Yeah. I'm very touched but I still have to take t

he test. Mom. Sure. But have some breakfast first, I'll go... No. I'm afraid you will drug me. Well, I will drive you there. If you change your mind, I'll end up in Tianjin. Bye, son! No. Mom, you are too vigilant. Students, let's start the exam. Please observe the discipline in the examination room. And I wish you every success in your examination. Start. Dad, you woke up. How do you feel? Where's your mother? She went for the exam. You know her very well. What? You should be happy. You suffere

d so much to let mom fail the exam, right? I'm thinking there was an overlook in our operation. An overlook? It might cause a big mess. Think about it. Your mother has a strong personality. If she doesn't pass the exam, and gets heart knots, it will be very troublesome. Right. Dad, what to do now? Here's the thing. You go home now, make a cup of espresso and send it to her. OK. Coffee works best for her. She will be refreshed after drinking it. OK. I'm leaving. No, I can't be in two places at on

e time. If I go to make coffee, I can't take care of you. How about giving priority to the patient? I'm not really a patient. Never mind. Go to the examination room now. Are you sure? OK. Dad, your love is as deep as the sea, and you're gentle and romantic. I see in you. I really admire you. Are you looking for a beating? Don't make fun of your father. Ma'am. Wake up! The exam is over. I fell asleep? You came to sleep here. What were you thinking about? Boy, I... I... Ma'am, what happened? I wan

t to ask you something. Please say it. I'm sixty-four and learning to drive. Do you think I might hurt others? As long as it's within the age range permitted by law, whether you are twenty-four or sixty-four, the right to learn is equal for everyone. The most important thing is... Mom, did you pass the exam? No, I fell asleep. Oh. Dad got it right. Dad was afraid that you would be sleepy, so he let me bring you coffee. Don't blame me. I hurried over. But I was late. The old man has a conscience!

Sure. Mom, after this incident, I found that Dad is very good to you. Don't blame him for what happened last night. I don't blame him. He suffered so much for defrauding me. I admire him a lot. Mom, don't be angry. We tried to stop you from learning to drive. But we meant good. Please understand us. Son, I understand you. But you are wrong. I also want to tell you that I'll take the make-up examination. And I've arranged it. No. Mom, you are old. Why do you have to learn to drive? Why? What do

you think? So I can drive your daughter to school, send your father to see a doctor. And I'll feel happy. The failure in the exam was an accident. It's not a big deal. I know all the answers! Mom, where are you going? We live here. I'll go to the vegetable market to buy a chicken. Your Dad suffered a lot last night. I'll cook him something good. He's cruel and unscrupulous, but I'm not. Time to eat! Chicken soup again? If I drink more, I will be crowing tomorrow morning. You don't want? I will e

at. I need good nourishment and start the training in the best condition! I'll eat it. Tomorrow morning, I'll wake you up like a rooster. I'll be early and accurate! This is my good husband! What are you doing? It made me get goosebumps all over! Eat. Boy, do we have to run? You don't have to. I thought they were giving buns in there. Is it your first time? You'll know after a few times. Boy, is this the row for making an appointment? Any row will do. It's connected to the Internet. What do you

mean? You can do it in any row. It's good. Girl, I want to book a car. Did you book online or you called? Don't bother. I'm making an appointment now. Sorry, all the cars are booked. Please make an appointment online in advance, or you can call. Online? Yes. Dad. Didn't Mom leave food for you? Why did you come? No one was there. Even if the noodles are very delicious, I can't eat it. Well. Dad, don't stop her from learning to drive. Nothing has happened to her these days. And she's getting bette

r and better. Grandpa, you and Dad shouldn't mess around. Grandma got 99 out of 100 on the test. How can you talk to grandpa like that? Dad, don't listen to her. Should I listen to you? If you didn't interfere, I wouldn't have had so many conflicts with your mother. Look at you. I have to declare that me and my Mom, no. You and my Mom have conflicts about that, and it has nothing to do with me. As a son, I can only be obedient. How can I offend you two? Right, I listened to you at the beginning.

Because I didn't understand the situation. Now I understand that it's right for her to learn to drive. And I want to advise you to understand the situation, too. Keep up with the times, or my mother... Or what? What? Do you want to go to her for help? I've said everything I had to say. Listen to it or not, it's your call. Let's eat. I can book here? Ma'am, are you from the neighborhood committee? We don't have minors here. I'm not from the neighborhood committee, I'm not here to check. I'm here

to use the... the Internet. You? Use the Internet? Juanzi, don't you have something to tell me? I got full marks for my composition. My teacher said he would recommend it to the evening paper. Really? Let me see. What a good daughter! You are better than me. Good. My grandma is amazing. Well. The title is average. My teacher said it was good. Girl, you really write about your grandma? Let me see. Juanzi, there's something wrong with this composition. You see, ever since grandma learned to drive

, she smiles more and she's more energetic. The only thing is that my grandpa and father have been against it. Their sarcastic remarks made grandma suffer. Juanzi, it isn't practical or realistic. At first, I advised your grandma, right? Why did you say I opposed it? You're opposing it, I'm not wrong. I haven't said anything against it recently. That doesn't mean you support her. But I didn't stop her. If it's published in the newspaper, what will the neighbors think of me? Right? How about this

, Juanzi? Go to the Chinese teacher and let him change a bit. Write this. From beginning to end, my grandpa has always supported grandma in learning to drive. In this case, your grandpa will be a good guy. I can't. My teacher said he gave the composition to the newspaper a few days ago. He gave it to the newspaper, Dad. Why are you messing around? The chaos always follows you! Look, it's done. It's done? Yes, just go according to the dates. That's great. What else can the Internet do? A lot! Is

that so? Can you teach me? What? Dance? Yang registered for you. Did she forget to tell you? She registered and she will go. I'm almost 70, why should I bother? Look at you. People still dance when they are eighty. Yang said that you liked to dance when you were young. She said you never missed a ball your organization held. She told people about everything. Yang did it for you. She said she goes to learn to drive every day, and you'll be bored at home. She heard that our community will hold bal

lroom dancing classes, and she signed you up. Firstly, she wants you to relax. Second, it will relieve your boredom. Nonsense. I won't go. Don't be embarrassed. Old people need to entertain themselves. There's no shame in that, okay? After I fell last time, I haven't totally recovered. I can walk, but dance... I can't. Wang, you only need practice. Besides, when you're free, you can tell us more about your heroic deeds. So we can improve ourselves and raise our consciousnesses, right? Anyway, ev

eryone is amateur. Don't be nervous. Here's the time and place. It states clearly about the clothes and shoes you need to wear. Don't forget! Don't be late next Monday. I am leaving. Hey, Mrs. Du. You booked this car? It's you. Yes, I booked this car. And you... Coincidentally, I am the coach. Thank you for last time. You took me as your introducer in the end. But I need to make it clear. We may be a little bit at odds. You are quite hypocritical. I am hard to deal with and I have a lot of probl

ems. We all have a lot of problems. it is never too late to mend. Right? Well, I can't mend it. Haven't you heard? There is a saying that a fox may turn gray, but never kind. I'm that fox. Last time, I said something to you in the car. I don't know which damn student sued me, saying that I didn't respect you. So they sent me to this shitty place to be a coach. This shitty place freezes me in winter, and it's super hot in summer. I will remember you forever. I don't understand. You old people are

dying soon. Why bother? Are you too free? This is something other than driving, right? Just listen to me even if you don't like it. I say this to all my students. I don't like teaching old men and old women. Your reaction is very slow and you're heavy-headed. And I can't say much. You don't even listen to me. It's okay. Just teach me the way you teach others. I teach them twice and they remember. Can you? I'll try my best. I'll tell you about the starting sequence only once. Remember it. Look a

t the mirror on the left and turn on the left turn signal. Step on the clutch, engage a gear, release the handbrake, throttle up the engine and release the clutch. The key is to settle the clutch at one go. Or you won't be in gear. Throttle up the engine lightly and steadily. When you release the clutch, be slow. Remember? Practice by yourself. Did you eat? Put in energy! Settle the clutch at one go. Or you won't be in gear. Use the sole of your foot. Don't stretch your legs. You ask me to settl

e the clutch at one go. But I can't if I don't kick it. That's why I say you shouldn't learn to drive. You have a physical defect. Coach, are you in a bad mood? You're wrong, I'm in a great mood. Oh, Dad. It is beautiful! I am just exercising a bit. Exercising? My Mom's trick works. Well, since you start to learn to dance, you have no time to mind others' business. And my mom can learn to drive in a down-to-earth way. Stop instigating, I'm concerned about her. Concerned? OK. Let me ask you. How

far has my mom gotten with driving? She didn't tell me. She said she was tired. OK, anyway, I'll go to see her today. If she is suffering, as her son, I should know. Are you going? Of course I'm going. What can you tell? Right. Coach, I've practiced on the spot for three days. It's time to move. Stop yelling. Practice your skills! Those who started the same day as me has been driving. How old are they? How old are you? Dou. So? Do you want to drive? Let's go. Hey, get off and rest. OK. Go over t

here. Zhang Dou. Zhang Dou. Zhang Dou. Get off! What are you doing? I booked this car for half a day. How can you let others use it? It's all right. See you, let's drive more next time. You practice! How do I practice? Coach, let me introduce you a girlfriend. No need. I have a son. I thought you weren't married. When you saw that girl, you looked like a greedy cat seeing fish. Practice! None of your business. It's my business! I pay you to guide me to practice. But you sit here and see girls pa

ssing by! Tell me. I have practiced for three days. How many minutes did you guide me? It's so simple. You need no one around to guide you. It's that simple, but you still let me practice for three days! Do you want me to practice on the spot for all 58 hours? Don't mistake a good man for a bad one. I want you to have a solid foundation. Don't take me for a fool! Stop yelling! I was behaving myself! Listen up. If I don't shout, I will go... OK. You want to hit the road, right? Are you brainless

or stupid? I said you need to step on the clutch slowly. Don't lift it again when the car is running. When the car stabilizes, then you can remove your feet. Understood. This way. What's wrong? I stepped on the brake. There are people in the front. Didn't you see? I did. But they are far away. We reach there very soon Restart the car. Is the car broken? No, the driver is broken. What's wrong? Speak up! Twice. I'll say it twice only. You! throttle up the engine and release the clutch. Stop! Stall

and get out. Where are you going? Toilet. Lazy people poop and pee a lot. Dad, I saw my mother. Where? Look. Over there. Come. Where? Zhang Dou. Zhang Dou. Zhang Dou. Say something! If you don't, I'll go in and get you out! I'll count till three. Brat! What are you doing? Sorry. Don't think I dare not go in! My son is older than you! What am I afraid of? Two. Old lady, you are too hypocritical. I can't use the toilet or what? Seriously? It's been half an hour! What are you doing? It's none of y

our business. I'll stay there for a year. It's my business! Let's find someone to judge. What are you doing? Let's go. Don't pull me! Let go! What are you doing? You old lady! Dude, are you looking for a fight? Who are you? Who am I? You bully my mother! You are too bold! Mom, this toilet has a back door. He went out from there! That's how you teach people? Xiaobao. What are you doing here? We're worried about you and came to see you come. That's how he taught you? He's bullying you! Yes. Xiaoba

o, take him to find his leader. Let's go. Don't worry about me. It's OK. Mrs. Yang. You go to practice driving every day. That's how you learn it? Old man, this is your favorite snack. Don't use your hand. Come on. I'm so happy that you went to visit me. I almost cried. You are supporting me with your actions. Well, since I got in the car, I realized that you opposed me back then for a reason. Cars aren't easy to deal with. Actually, it's not difficult. You just need more practice. Practice more

. That's the key. You're not giving me all? That brat did that to you... He's my coach after all. We can't keep fighting. You don't know? Don't be subdued. You use your hand again. I am not subdued. I'm trying to find the crux of the problem. This young man is gloomy all day long. There must be something wrong. Your nose is very sharp. Stop smelling. I made two snacks for you to try. Taste it. No, I resist corruption. Just snacks. Will it corrupt you? I will never do anything else in my life exc

ept cooking. I'm confident about my cooking skills. Try it. Then I'll check it out. How is it? Better than the one from outside. One more. Coach, I see that you usually send text messages. Who do you send them to? No one. It's just for fun. Let's practice pile driving later. There are three steps. Parallel parking, move and reverse into the parking lot. Look. Did you see the word "one, two, three, four" on the back side of the car? on the back side of the car? Put reverse gear and turn back. Whe

n "one" matches with the middle pole, Hard right. Let's try. Hard astarboard. OK, go. Turn back. Right side! Turn back. Right side! More! Now! Sister, tell me. Though you are laboring people, who need to feed themselves, why are your hands and feet so weak? One brake, one clutch. Brake, clutch. Brake, clutch, brake. You're good. It's our son's idea. He said I can practice my strength. Where's he? He went out. Why? The sands are here! Oh. Dad. What the hell are you doing? Just wait and see, come

on! You scared me. Me, too. Let's start. Align the red dot with the yellow and red, and turn the wheel to the right. To the right. Right. Faster. Faster. Son, there's too much sand. I'm exhausted. The steering wheel is not that heavy. Mom. Losing more sweat in peacetime means shedding less blood in war. Got it! Right, Dad? There's such a saying, right? I'll clean the pig's trotters for you. Sure. How is it? Can she take the test? Yes, good. Make an appointment for her. Ma'am, you can take the te

st! Honey, you don't need me to go? No, go back. Mrs. Wang, you are really energetic today! I'm energetic every day! You are more energetic than ever! You are glowing! Is it getting better or getting worse? Getting more beautiful! Bah, a filthy mouth cannot utter decent language! I'm telling the truth. Good luck, Mrs. Wang. Ertao, you flattery failed. You didn't hit me! The student in Garage One fails, please leave the exam field. Garage Two, you can start the exam. Pass at one go! At the worst,

I'll take it again. No, the driving school will deduct my money! How much? Don't care about that. They will deduct money. Look at my gesture when you are there. No need. Don't be proud. Be cautious. You are different from others. I taught you. They will deduct my money! OK. I don't want to teach old men and old women. You are stupid and you don't care. The student in Garage Two passes. Please leave the exam field. Yang Caixia. Yes. Be alert. Concentrate. Pass in one go. Doctor, am I all right?

Yes, don't worry. The old lady hit hard just now. You just have a soft tissue contusion. Go home and rest for two days and you'll be fine. Is it alright, doctor? Yes, don't worry. Sorry. You old lady. I just got a better impression of you. And you hurt me on purpose! I didn't. You did it on purpose! No student ever knocked his coach into the air. Why did you? Listen. I suspect that your heart is dark. You revenged me! You are over sixty and you don't want to live. Fine. I'm only in my thirties a

nd I still want to live! I have kids. Don't follow me. Tell you what. Quit learning to drive already. Don't hurt others. Don't put it away. Put it on. No. Or you will feel bad. No. Don't comfort me. Mrs. Wang. Where are you going? Buy vegetables. I haven't seen you go out these days. I'm done. Mrs. Wang. Keep up with the energy. You can't give in so easily! Hey, I adore you for nothing! Steamed buns. Come on. Why are you looking at me? Go to learn to drive. Grandma, don't give up. Yang Caixia. D

o you still want me to call you Yang Caixia? Grandmother. Your glorious image in my mind is gone. If you don't learn to drive, I will rewrite my composition now! The name is "My grandma is nothing special". It's fine, good girl. Write whatever you want. Zhang Dou's words woke me up. I can't hurt anyone. But you can continue to wear jeans, and dye the hair. OK, I will wear that tomorrow. You get me fired. I will smash the glass in your house! You went too far. Xiaobao, let go. Let go. Listen! You

don't let me live well, and you can't live well, either! Zhang Dou, let's talk nicely. You failed and the driving school deducted my money! They even fired me. If you weren't gesticulating in front of the car, would my mother panic? Would she fail the test? I was gesturing for her sake, okay? What happened, Zhang Dou? What happened? Ask your son! He went to the principal and sued me! And I was fired. Xiaobao, did you do that? I asked him to. He can't be a coach! I've said long ago that you don'

t have to worry about me. You are adding to the trouble! Sir, I didn't practice well and cause you trouble. This accident has nothing to do with Zhang Dou. Ma'am, don't worry about it. This kind of thing often happens. We dealt with Zhang Dou. It has nothing to do with you. I apologize to you. No. It's not that. I'm a stupid student. Whoever teaches people like me will be furious. No, in our school, there are no stupid students, only stupid coaches. I apologize. I really don't deserve this. I'm

really stupid. Ma'am. Can I beg for Zhang Dou? It's difficult for him to find a job. Please give him another chance. I'll keep learning, let him keep teaching me. What a good old lady! I have to learn from you. I salute you. I have to let you a secret. What secret? You pleaded for me? Your uncle promised me to give you another chance. What? He told you everything. He said, you were a very good and enthusiastic young man. But because of an unexpected traffic accident, your son was seriously injur

ed and your wife wouldn't forgive you. She left you and you became what you are now. Well. I'm sorry for my son more than anything else in my life. If I didn't speed and left my own lane, it would be fine. We all make mistakes. As long as you learn your lesson, you are still a good person. Yes, I text my wife every day to ask for her to forgive me and bring me my son back. It's the same everywhere. We all have problems that we can't solve. As long as we work together to find a way out, we can ov

ercome all difficulties. Don't you agree? About that beauty that day, let me explain to you. No, I saw the photo in your uncle's office. She is your cousin. Oolong tea is best brewed in this type of pot. You can feel its unique taste in it. Xiaobao. Mom. Please receive her. What happened? Give me my daughter-in-law's phone number. Why? You need something? No, I'll ask her to do something for me. The No. 4 roundabout is in front of you. We call it Wangba Island. Line 1, 4 and Line 3, 6 are going

straight. Line 2 and 5 are one-way, and Line 1 and Line 3 turn right. Stop it. Let me see for myself. No. It's the coach's responsibility. I beg you. Don't be so nice to me, I can't stand it. Be the old you, okay? Go to sleep on the road, okay? I like the old you more and more. No way, sis. I'll remember after you yell at me twice! We are here to get familiar with the road conditions. I've walked around twice and haven't remembered anything. It's because you talk too much! No good deed goes unpu

nished! I won't tell you anymore even if you beg! Hello, I'm Yang Caixia. I remember. Thank you. Old man, they informed me to take the test. Good. Do you think I will pass? Why do I suddenly feel anxious? Take it easy. Didn't I tell you? At the worst, you will learn it again. Pooh! Doomsayer! Enough, get off your nerves. There's no problem. You will pass. Really? Oh, yes, my dear daughter-in-law. We all miss you. What? It's done? She agreed? OK. No problem. Thank you. What no problem? All good!

Sis, this time... Don't be nervous. Take it as I'm by your side. Take it as you're by my side. Got it. Don't think about anything else, just move. Don't think about anything else, just move. Got it. Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath. Got it. OK, go. Go! Got it! By the way, you go to the gate too. Report! Get in the car. Report to the examiner that all instruments are normal. Yang Caixia asks to take off. OK, take off! Yes! Turn left at the intersection ahead. Turn left. Got it! Quarter turn

ahead. Quarter turn ahead. Got it. Please make way. Where? Over there. Did you see, Dad? Grandma is awesome! Dad! Turn right at the intersection ahead. Turn right. Got it. Curved road ahead. Curved road ahead. Got it. Did you see it, Dad? It's there. It's good. Why doesn't he let her pull over? The examiner must be making things hard for my mother. Yes. They think grandma is old and easy to be bullied. Don't talk nonsense. Look. Mother. Have you passed? Have you passed? Grandma. Have you passed

? You were driving well. You can't fail. Yes. What happened? Did you hit the corner? You fail because of that. I'll go find him! I passed. Really? Mom, you scared us! You old lady! You lied to me. Can't I lie to you once? Ma'am, it's you. Routine inspection. Please show me your driver's license and travel book. I have everything. It's here. Please get on the road and obey the traffic laws. Drive safe. Yes, understood! Let's go! Let's go!