Entertainment Ki Raat Housefull | एंटरटेनमेंट की रात हाउसफुल | Episode 03 | 17 April 2023

Nikki ma'am... Just a second... I didn't pay you guys today. How come you are still here? That's all right. You can take the photos. Nikki, to your left. - Yes... All right. Okay. One more... How many are you going to take? Is it enough? Look, Arjun is here... Arjun, wait... Tell us all about the new project. I'm a free bird. I work for all the channels. Today here. Tomorrow, there. Stop clicking pictures like this. Do it as if I invited you here but you were paid to act like you spotted me inad

vertently. Click a candid photo while I'm walking, okay? To your left a bit. A bit left... I'm going to show them who am I. Come on. That was too much. Come on! Worthless grandson of your grandma, get up! I would like to tell you something. You are overjoyed. - Yeah. Rubina is going to be a mother. Rubina... - Rubina is going to be a mother. Rubina is pregnant. O God. - How many months? It think three months. - Shut up! Well, I want to know something. If I get pregnant, which I'm not, I would le

t Abhinav know first, not you two. Then why were you so excited? Well, there are very bad rumours being spread. - What? That we invite people to our house and misbehave with them and humiliate them and torture them. That's what we set ought to accomplish. Our grandma would've loved you. Grandma, we love you. We made it, Grandma. Thank you. - What's there to be happy. Listen to me. What's the problem? - How can we expect guests in future? Now that our reputation is damaged, no one's going to show

up. Someone's here. - Yes. Let me go. Hey... Aaah! Oh, no... Aren't you ashamed to kidnap celebrities like this? I was coming here any way, why did she kidnap me? She put us in gunny sacks before dragging us here. Well, we are not behind this. Then who's behind it? Did I tell you to do that? Who is that? - Who have you kidnapped now? Oh, no... - Oh, my God! What is that? I didn't kidnap that. Who is that anyway! Who are you, self-kidnapped man? Pratik! - Pratik! Pratik? - He's a friend. Oh, my

God! It's Pratik. And he has spoiled all our mood. I'm the biggest celebrity over here. Look at my abs. Let me give you an advice. Lift dumbbells with your mouth. Because your body is becoming hefty and your mouth, twisted. That must have hurt. He has Salman Khan's body and Abdu's face. Last time we had great fun. Time to ridicule the new guests! Let's begin the entertainment night! Yeah... - Wait a minute... Host Bijlani, stop stealing our lines. You have sidelined the important people here. Ju

st a minute. Important people should stand in the middle. The right person should be in the middle. What's wrong, Brother? - By that logic, you should go out of city. Let's begin Entertainment Ki Raat Housefull! It's Torture Time. Let's start the game. Archana will go first. No. Not me. Let the Torture Time begin. 'To keep the promise made to Rani,' 'The hosts have turned the guests into honeybees.' 'Three contestants are going to take part in this game.' 'And everybody has to perform individual

ly.' 'They have to pick up flowers from Point A' 'and put it in the flower pot placed at Point B.' 'But they will all be wearing a shock-band.' Archana, are you ready? - Hmm... Three. Two. One. Go! - Come on, Archana! Come on, Archana. Oh, my God! Stay back... You are okay. Don't waste time. Now keep moving. Come on, get up. Oh, no. You have to do it all over again from the beginning. Hey, she's going to knock it off. Continue... You can continue. Go back now. Go back... Don't tell me to start f

irst. I can go second. Come on, Archana. You can do it. Archana, hurry up. - Come on, Archana! Brother, she hit something this time. Get inside. Get in! Keep moving. Very good... Now go back... I'm going... Wait till I start, will you? You can give me shock later. - This is what I think... - How can I concentrate? Should I concentrate on riding, or taking care of this flower, or on the path, or should I concentrate on the shock treatment? What should I concentrate on? We should have tied that sh

ock band around her neck. That would have made her sound better. Put it in your mouth now! - Archana, come on! - Three, two, one. Go! - Hey, hurry up! Here she comes... - Very good. Give it to me. Now go back. Come on... She's getting better. Very good, Archana. Go... Oh, no. She's so weird. Look at the way she's fixing it. Help... Look at me. This is not done. - Give her a shock. I'm dead meat... Wait until I get ready. Why are you giving me shocks? Hurry up, Archana. Or we will lose. Come on,

Archana! She fell down again. Oh, no... That must have hurt. - Oh, God! Oh, my God! - Are you okay? Are you okay? You okay? Time's up! Three. Two. One. - Hurry up. No... - There was an interruption. No... - It's not going to count. He intervened. What? Did you close your eyes... We are going to count the flowers now. One, two, three, four, five. - Five. Well done, Girl. - Fine... Would you like to say something to your competitors? Try to stay alive. They are going to turn you into a horse. You

will start running straight like a horse. You will begin like a horse, but fall like a donkey over here. You better listen to me... Archana is going to decide who's going to go next. It's going to be Pratik. What have I done to you? - She thinks you are a donkey. Go. Come on. move. Pratik, you must win. Is Pratik ready? What did you tell me before? And three, two, one, start. Come on, Pratik. Hey, stop... Give him shock continuously. What are you doing? Be quiet for a minute, please. Come on, Pr

atik. Prove that you are not a donkey. No, you are a big donkey. Come on. Come on. Wow... Hey! I told you this boy is not a donkey. Come on, run... Run... Last 30 seconds. Three, two, one, start. Come on... Hurry up. You donkey. - Stop it. We have to win at all costs. Donkey! Time up... Brother, what happened? - Time up. Time up. - How come? Time up. - Give me a second. I'm coming down there. What happened, Bro? How come time's up? Tell me how time's up? What were you saying? - Hey! Come on, kee

p talking. What were you saying? What was that? The participant is... - One in a billion. Nikki Tamboli! Three, two, one, start. Come on. She's going to fall! What are you doing? - Shut up, you donkey! Stop calling me that. Oh, no... - Pratik is returning the favour. Hey... No... Nikki Tamboli! Hurry up... Come on. She's going crazy. Stop it. Hey, someone save me... I want to live. I'm dead meat. Oh, no. When 'chichdi' gets on you, you get rid of it this way. Oh, my God. I'm not going to spare h

im. 'Chichidi' got on her. Dog's 'chichidi'. - I don't know what it is. I mean, dog's junk. - Hey... What did she just say? - Say it... Come on... Oh, God! God! - Go ahead, talk. I will. I mean, dog's 'chichidi'. What's 'chichidi'? I mean, its junk... What? What 'Lullu'? Hey, don't you have a dog at home? - Yes... 'Chichidi' means worms in them. Oh, worms? Oh, no... She played a cheap trick. It is dog's... - That's what they call in Hindi, 'Chichidi'. Kichdi? Before they bore us more, mess with

our heads and play more pranks, we should return home. I'll take him to task at home. Come on. - Hurry up. Give us something to eat. I'm starving. I'm really famished, you know. You people are obsessed with food. Only show where you get free food is Big Boss. We aren't running any charity kitchen here. Haarsh, stop yelling, will you? I'll tell you what. Let's serve them food. - Okay. Archana and Pratik, you'll get to eat a lot, but in our style. I mean, it's going to be a torture. What? Are you

going to torture while serving food? - Shameless... Come on. Come on, Nikki and Pratik. Take this blind fold. Now I want you two to be back-to-back. Back-to-back. Lock your arms. Now, you need to take turns and bend. And after tasting a thing you should help your partner understand without telling the name. So Pratik is going to taste first and Archana is going to guess. Pratik, bend. Do you want me to bend? - Oh, God! Shove his head into the plate. Do it... What is it? Don't say the name. It is

wet. - Okay... It's wet and... - Anything can get wet. Hear me out. - Okay. It is wet... And it is served in a plate. Every wet thing is served in a plate. We sometimes have "Pakora" with this thing. 'Chutney?' - What kind of 'Chutney'? Green 'Chutney'? - No! Red 'Chutney'? - What's the other name for it? You know, this is... What's generally eaten with it? - It is made of a round vegetable. They are perfect spheres. No... - It is made of a round vegetable. What dish it that? - Schezwan. What d

o they call 'Chutney' in English. - Tomato 'Chutney'? What's the name of this in English? 'Chutney' made of tomatoes. - What's the English word? Yeah... - Ketchup... 'Ketchup.' - Done. Very good. Now, Archana is going to taste and Pratik's going to guess. Okay... There was... - Stop! Yes, good job. You'll have to eat it. - Eat more. But this is... - You will have to eat it. Eat it. - Take a big bite. It's a good thing. Oh, my God! Hey! - Yes, take your food out first. There's a song about it. -

Song? Yes. - What is it? It's the same from the front and back. Is this the song about potato? Yes, he sits on that. It's the stuffing what you said. - What is it? It has three faces. - Only Nikki has three faces. On that song Akshay Kumar acted and he lip-sang it. Did you ever tasted it? - Very good. Is that the one? - Which one? Whose face resembles Harsh's? 'Samosa'. 'Samosa'! - Yeah! Yes, that's right. Okay, next. Eww! Very good. - Very good! What is it? - What is it? This is... What is it?

- What is it? These are black and small. What do I do about her? What is it? - People mix it with milk. Oh! Conference? Corn-flex is not black. Archana, do you eat 'conference' in the morning? Yes, we have it for breakfast. - Yes, 'conference'. We have it with milk. - I see. What does a boyfriend offer to her girlfriend on a date? Wine? - No! Oh, my God! - Did you go on such a date? He offered me wine. She talks about everything else other than the main thing. What does one drink after waking up

? You should get it now. What does he drink... - Yes! Coffee... - Yeah! Wow! It's Archana's turn. Ready? - Yes. Oh! I can't eat it. - Take a bite. What is it? What is it? - You must have eaten it. This is local food. - She's enjoying it. This is... - Which colour is it? She's blindfolded. - Then you tell me. Let me taste it first. I couldn't understand. I need to eat it again. Okay, once more. - How will she tell the colour? They are making me eat something else! There are different things. Let'

s go from here! It's really difficult. Guess it. - Taste it without it. It burnt my mouth. - I'll clean it. How she's eating! Archana, will you say something? - Let me eat first. What is it? Wait. Let me think. Yes, tell me. - It's imported. And it's famous in India now. - Abdu? How can she eat Abdu? It's small and cute. Just like Abdu. - Okay. It's white. - Okay. It's locked in a box. - Okay. It's put on a fire. - Okay. Then they open the box. - Okay. And then serve it. - Okay. Very good, Archa

na. It's eaten with a chutney. - Okay. Because it doesn't have a taste without the chutney. - Very good. You did well, Archana. Prateek, guess it. Prateek, she said a lot. - Say it. There's vegetable inside. Okay. - Okay? What okay? Just say it. - Okay. Is it from Srilanka? What! - Is it a dish from Srilanka? Malinga? Say it quickly. Hold on, Archana. Look, it's imported. I'd appreciate if you say it in English. Did you get that? Oh, yes. - Yes? Okay. This product... - Yes? 'It's explored by out

side.' - Explored! Yes, 'explored by outside'. You mean, export. - Yes. And everybody eats it a lot. Especially girls. Girls like it very much. - Okay. 'And girls eating...' And she will be happy after eating it. - Oh! My God! What is this? Is it 'Panipuri'? May be it was imported. - No, it's not that. Listen to me, Prateek. - Okay, listen. It sounds like 'oho'! - Whoa! Like this. 'Oho'. After eating it, every girl is like... I get it. I get it. I get it. - Say it then! Hold on. It is... Momo? -

Yes! Yes! Yeah! Finally. - Oh! Last dish. The final one. Prateek must have eaten it many times. Prateek, I want you to guess it. He's gone. Come on. What happened? - Hey! Oh, no! Oh! - What is it? What's going on? Stop it. - Eww! It's not edible. Hold on. Sorry. This was Archana's brother's sandals. Okay? - Oh! Come here. - Did you get hit with it? Did you eat it? You... Didn't you find out it was a sandal? He even chewed it. - Oh, my God! He tasted it. - Oh, no! He's so stupid! How could you t

aste it? But he chewed it! You're gone. - Prateek, I need to get ready. Prateek, I need to... He ruined the make-up! Her make-up will be ruined. Her make-up will be ruined. - Do something, man! You're troubling me. Entertainment night is house-full. He's already left. Go on. Go on. Bye! So, we will take you and your clothes for a toss here. Archana, as per the rule of our show, you will kiss and choose your partner. Oh, my! A kiss again! Let me start from here. Why are you starting from here? -

Do you know how to... Not now. - Leave mine. My wife will kill you. Leave him. - No. Leave him. - Nikki, I'm helpless. Why did you close your eyes? - I don't know. Just like that. Do it with force. Why are you jealous? Nikki! Let me do it. Oh, my! It's done. That means, Archana and Prateek are in one team. Come together. Arjun and Nikki are in the other team. Come here. - Come here without a kiss. Arjun, please don't do this. - You... It hurts. And dear, please stay away from him. Excuse me. He

belongs to me. And so does he. You are new here. - How many guys belong to you? They all belong to me. I want to say one thing. Archana... She chose me, right? You make wild guesses. You'll put me in trouble. So, I will pick Rubina so that we'll be in trouble together. I'll choose someone. Who do you like? - You. My, oh, my! Haarsh. 'I can't do it.' Kiss... Enough of kissing, hugging and all. Nobody kissed him. Yes. - That's why he says, 'Why doesn't anyone kiss me?' 'There will be two teams in

this game.' 'One member of the team will be inside the washing machine.' 'And the remaining two will be outside.' 'They will answer the question asked to them.' 'And the team that can't answer or gives incorrect answer,' 'their team member will be washed in the washing machine.' 'No...' We'll show you songs in the form of pictures. You have to guess the song and sing it. Show the pictures. Guess the song. Come on. Please guess it correctly. Who pressed the buzzer first? - Rubina. "It's the time

to disco." - Yes. "It's the time to disco." - Wrong answer. Why? - Hello! Why? Time and disco... - Yes. How is it incorrect? I'll give them a chance. Because it's incorrect. - Yes. Here is the right answer. "It's 4 am. But the party isn't over yet." Watch the time. It's 4 am. Pratik. - What is this? "It's time to disco." How was it? Don't ask. - Did you have fun? Move. Help me. - Why did you come to me? He is flirting with me. - Come on. Go. - He looks for an excuse to do this. Just go there. -

It's done. Come on. Let's move on. Come on. - Are you ready? Yes. - Hold on. Listen to me, 9 million! - 'Listen to me, 9 million!' Will you keep quiet? Now, I will answer, okay? Enough of your drama. She didn't watch the time and couldn't guess it. - Emotional! Here comes the next picture. Are you ready? And three, two, one. Let's have the picture. Please guess it correctly. - I know the song. I know the song. - Shut up. Archana, you pressed the buzzer first. You wrestle by using that item. So,

it's 'Dangal'. And this is wrestling. - Yes. Guess it. "Keep on wrestling..." - Right. "Keep on wrestling..." - What's the song? I don't know the song. I said it was 'Dangal'. My grandma died... - One more time. "From the moment you are born..." Yes... - Go on. "Keep on wrestling..." - Please help us. What is this? - 'My dear, come on...' 'Bihari, come on...' But your guess is correct. That means you have won. Yes! - So, Haarsh will be rotated. Haarsh will be washed. It's done. What was my wife'

s name? Aishwarya Rai? No. I think it's Nora Limbachiyaa. Nora Limbachiyaa! I asked your wife's name, not your sisters' names. Let's move on. You two, come here. And you two, come here. We'll play back-to-back songs for you. - Okay. You have to perform the hook steps of those songs. Okay. - Done. I'll decide whether your hook steps are right or not. Ready? Yes. - Play the music. Whoa! Nikki. What a round! - You are too good. Now, I've understood why I couldn't win 'Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa'. It's pret

ty clear... Hey, does she watch TV all the time? Yes, that's what I do. - Amazing. She knows everything. Clearly, they are the winners with 4 points. And they scored 1 point. Whoa! Stop it! - The machine moved! Let's move on. Please go to your respective positions. I will enact a song word by word. And you have to identify the song and sing it. Okay. And three, two, one, start. Act properly. - You... 'Laddoo'. - Ate it... You're looking great. - Great. You... Cake. - 'Golgappa'. Stomach. Circle.

Earth. You are amazing... "You're hot and sensuous." - Yes! Yes! - "You're hot and sensuous." She said that. Cheese... - How come? Tell me how to enact cheese. I'll show you how to enact it. Oh, okay! We are fools. - Rubina, you won this round. Oh gosh! Nikki, what is this? - You tortured me a lot, Haarsh. Oh! Alright. We'll switch. Pratik and Haarsh will come out. Yes. Thank you. - And two of you will go inside. I am proud of you. - This is wrong. Don't force me. Who among the two of you will

go there? - Nikki. Here is what you need to do. You need to perform the hook steps of the songs. Oh! - And play the music. Okay. - Good job. Thank you so much. Hold on. - I have never won a dance competition. Everyone did well, okay? Especially, you two were in sync. And you two... Especially Rubina, you did well. Really? - Yes. He made a mistake. - He? This man was just watching them. And he didn't perform the steps. You can confirm it by rewinding the video. - Why did you copy us? If you are m

y fan, you should take my autograph and ask for a selfie. I will kiss the girls. - What? If you are interested in kissing, then kiss here. Because of this unruly behaviour, you guys lost. And they won. - Yes! What? Kiss me... I hate you. - What have I done? I hate you. You are so mean. Let's move on. Please stand next to your respective buzzers. All the best. Yes. - And the first song is... - Yes. "You are there..." What? - "Dance to your heart out..." Correct answer. - Dance to your heart out.

No! Mom! I want you to rewind the video and show it. She was screaming. She was rotating. She looked awful. Her voice was awful too. But when Arjun came to her... She did that. Nikki, you are done for. Nikki! Hey, you are there! You found that out now! She is done for. Stay away from Arjun, I am telling you. Whoa! Fight! Fight! - Arjun... No! Come on. Next. Be ready. Three, two, one. Stop. - Stop. 'Hang on, dear. Let me ask you a question.' Whoa! - Wow! Hold on! It was the correct answer. But he

didn't press the buzzer. I pressed it. - 'Hang on, dear.' 'Hang on, dear.' Yes, I guessed the song. Hey, hang on. - The anchor is with us. I pressed the buzzer. - That means both teams committed a mistake. So, both girls will be rotated. That's fine. - Why do we care? Come on. I have such mean friends. Hi! Guys, hold on. - What? I am starving. Please bring 5-10 'samosas'. - What? You are so greedy. You have a small body like this keychain. But you are a voracious eater. How do you digest so muc

h food? You are unbelievable. What kind of friends are you? He is hungry. Give him something to eat. - This is too much. Yes, Rubina has never said no to me for anything. Rubina and Nikki share a deep relationship. - Yes. That's true. - They are so close to each other that they clean their teeth using the same toothpick. Yes, that's how friends act. They stand up for you over one phone call. - Absolutely. Stand up. - Yes. That's how friends act. - Really? Is that so? Then let's do one thing. Let

's clear things up. Look, call your friends on live TV. - Yes. And ask them to lend you money. Let's see if they are real friends. If they don't lend you money, we'll find out that you didn't make friends. Nor did you earn money or respect. Oh, God! - I'll call Mouni. Hold on. - Do one thing. Ask her for less money Yes, I will ask her to give me Rs 1000. - Yes. Oh, wow! I'll talk to her. Hi, Mouni. I love you too. Shut up! She will disconnect the call. She isn't answering his call. - Hey! She mu

st be in a shoot. She will answer my call. 'The number you are dialling blocked you three years ago.' The call went through. 'Hello!' - Hi, Mouni. How are you? 'I am fine.' - Mouni, listen. I need some money right now. Do one thing. Send Rs 1000 to me through UPI payment. 'Hold on. I'll send it right now.' Will you send it now? - 'Five minutes...' 'Shall I send it to you in five minutes?' Do one thing. Send me Rs 5000. 'I will send Rs 5000.' 'But you have to give me 5-10 minutes.' 'I'm in the mi

ddle of a trial.' - Fifty. Alright. Send Rs 50,000 after the trial. 'Rs 50,000! Okay. I am sending you Rs 40,000 right now.' Okay. Okay. - Look, my phone is on. I am not lying. - Wow! See, she disconnected the call. Look, she said she would lend him money. - Yes. Let's check if he receives the money in his account or not. - Correct. We know the meaning of 5-10 minutes in the industry. Yes, we are also like, 'Arjun, let's meet.' But we never met. Never. That's what happens in this industry. - Let

's wait. We don't know when Mouni will send the money. Let's try someone else. One more? - One more friend. I'll call Bharti. I'll make a video call. Okay. - She won't give you money. Let's see if she lends you money. She doesn't have a video call facility. Maybe she will answer the phone now. - Once the call begins, you can make a video call. - After that, it will start. She must be busy with her baby. - No, she is ignoring you. That's more like it. Exactly. Arjun Bijlani didn't earn money. Nor

did he earn respect. - Yes. Respect... Bharti's call... I swear. - Yes, answer the call. Put it on speaker. - Bharti. Bharti, I went out on Haarsh's bike. And I wasn't wearing a helmet. So, the police caught me. And I need Rs 5000, Bharti. Will you send me money through my UPI? No. - 'Haarsh didn't take his bike today.' Bharti, send me the money. I told everyone that you'd give me Rs 5000 as you are my friend. 'Rs 5000! I won't give you Rs 5.' Emotional drama! - Oh, my God! Bharti, send me Rs 1

0. Our friendship will remain intact. 'If I send you Rs 10,' 'our baby will sleep on an empty stomach today.' Drink it. - Thank you, Bharti. My job is done. Thank you so much. I love you, darling. Let's give it up for Bharti. That means... - I have received the payment. What? Who sent the payment? - I've received the payment. Mouni sent two payments. - Rs 40,000! No, one is Rs 1051. It's 'shagun'. And the other one is for Rs 1613. - That's called friendship. Rs 1613! Did you go to her to deliver

a parcel? Why did she send such an amount? Where is Rs 40,000? That's called a foolproof idea. We received the money and insulted him. We called my wife too. We talked to Mouni Roy. So, let's go. Entertainment Ki Raat Housefull! Nikki. - Yes. Aren't you in pain after going through the torture? - I am feeling tired. Guys, I found SRK's message on grandma's phone. What? I found SRK's message on grandma's phone. What are you talking about? - He wants to come here to invite grandma to the 'Pathaan'

success party. No! - Wow! No! - What's today's date? He will come here today. - What are you talking about? Oh, my God! SRK! - Sir! What an entry! - How are you, sir? Style... - How are you? Sir. - Where is grandma? Who? - Where is grandma? Sir! - Where is my grandma? Sir! - What happened? Where is grandma? - Sir, grandma is no more. Sir, grandma is no more. - She passed away. She is no more. What? If you know grandma, why didn't you attend her funeral? Because whenever I attend a funeral, peop

le drive me away. - Why, sir? How do you cry? - Like this. The oldie died... This is wrong. - If you cry like this, even the dead body can hit you. I am sorry, dead body. By the way, Nikki. - Yes. Yes. - If you want, I can do all the stuff with you. What? - What? Sorry. - What are you talking about? What are you talking about? - Sorry. I forgot to add the film. I want to do film and stuff with you. - Okay. Really? - Yes. Very good. - 'Pathaan 2' will release soon. Oh, wow! - Will you be '2' on i

ts poster? I'll sign Rubina for part 3. Oh, wow! - No, sir. I can't be '3'. Rubina, are you out of your mind? Have you lost it? What happened? - You are a good actress. Do you think I will make her '3'? You will be 'P' of 'Pathaan'. - Oh! Since we are talking about films, Arjun... What? - Yes, sir. Shut up. My film will release in June. Don't forget to watch it. Where is my place? This is your place. - In the centre. Why are you standing? Please sit down. Sit... Please, sir. - How do you feel af

ter coming here? Baba... - Be quiet. They work hard. They play games. 'How did you find my house?' I was saying... You've been here for a long time. Did you meet Pratik? Oh! I got busy talking. I couldn't even ignore Pratik. Pratik. Sir... - Turn around, man! Now, I've ignored him. Sir, listen. You silly people, move aside. Sir, I've heard you followed Bigg Boss. We were all contestants. Please tell us who your favourite Bigg Boss contestant was. Nikki Tamboli (Did you say that?). I'm asking. Ni

kki, did you ask me that? She was the one who asked that. She... - Forget it, sir. Tell us. Who was the worst contestant? Nikki, was it you? - No, sir. No. I'm saying Nikki Tamboli was the worst. - Cry now. You aren't Pathaan, you're a fool. You come across as weird and not Pathaan. - Yes. Hey... - What? What did you say? You aren't Pathaan! I'm Pathaan. - Show him your abs. Yes... Show me your abs. - Show us your abs. Show us your abs. - Wait. Shot us your abs! - No... Show them to us! Look at

this. He's fake Pathaan. Throw him out. Throw him out. - Okay. Sorry, Haarsh. I... I'm telling you to leave. - Okay, I'm going. You hit me! How dare you hit me! Hey! - What is it? Please leave. - Take my slippers too. Hey, Madan Chopra! Which shampoo do you use? Which 'sampoo' do you use? - 'Sampoo!' She's asking about your shampoo. - Which 'sampoo' do you use? Look. Forget about my shampoo. - Okay. Apply something here. Your voice is hoarse. I suggest you consume shampoo. There's dandruff in yo

ur throat. Shut up. - Archana. You kissed everyone here. Why didn't you kiss me? Whoa! - You're fake. We have two hot girls here. Two hot girls... - Who will they kiss? I'm not hot. She said that. Wait. I'll kiss you now. What are you doing? - Kissing! Deduct her money. Deduct her money... Finish her. What are you doing? No, brother. - What were you thinking? Did you think people here would praise you? She won't even get Rs 150. Sir, your famous '70 minutes' dialogue... - Yes. It was so good. Yo

u delivered it in the pavilion. Yes. - Please go there and recite it. Okay. Sure. - Sir, please. All of us will listen to me. - Bye! Oh, man! - When will he leave? I think he'll go on one condition. Dance to 'Besharam Rang' with the three girls. Will you go after that? He's mad.