Epic 2024 Wild 'N Out SUPER COMPILATION

- If it ain't about food, drinks, snacks, it ain't nothing you can teach us. I bet when you get out your bed, your baby, oh thank you, Jesus. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] [CHEERING] [DINGING] - OK, my bad, I didn't see your hand. I'm sorry. I am Nick Cannon thoughts. Oh, it's been a lot going on up here. You know what, y'all know what time it is. Hey, yo barber [BLEEP] you up big dog. [CHEERS, LAUGHTER] God damn. God damn. I'm talking 'bout that [BLEEP] right there [BLEEP].. [LAUGHTER] I am Nick Cannon'

s thoughts. Man, [BLEEP],, this is how your barber looked when he was lying to your ass. - Ah, got him again. [LAUGHTER] Got him again. - If I can line you up just a little bit to the left. Let me see if I can just line you up just a little but. [DINGING] [LAUGHTER] OK, here we go. I am Nicholas Cannon thoughts. [LAUGHTER] I ain't going to lie, boy, you ugly than a motherfucker. You [BLEEP]. This [BLEEP] got a purple thermal. What the [BLEEP]? Went in the store said, you got it in the thermals,

some purple ones? [LAUGHTER] Oh, I ain't done. [BLEEP] that wasn't it. [CHEERING] Nick Cannon, I am Nick Cannon's thoughts. I ain't going to lie, boy, your head look-- hey, look how much room. [LAUGHTER] - Hey Fly-- Fly-- hey DC-- - Flap go around his head. [LAUGHTER] - Hey, DC, real quick, bro, come around here. I want to see if I'm tripping real quick. Hey, look at Nick legs with them big ass shoes. [LAUGHTER] Hey, don't he look like a flea market mannequin. [DINGING] - I ain't even gonna lie.

Aunt Tina's like, you can make some good ass peach cobbler. [LAUGHTER] I am Nicholas Cannon thoughts. Hell to the mother [BLEEP]-- [LAUGHTER] You saw her she scoot back. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] Oh, Nick, she was on the edge. But she scoot back, her feet rose. [DINGING] - He's stupid. [CHEERING] - I am Nicholas thoughts. This is everything that I'm thinking. Oh, you know what? [CHEERING] boy, you blacker than a mother [BLEEP].. I'm on your ass. [CHEERING] - Normally, when we have on our Wild N Out

costumes and wardrobe, I feel like I'm very covered up. But today, I feel like you can actually see my true figure and how thick I really am. And all this cake batter-- - You ain't got no damn ass, girl. [LAUGHTER] You got on a see through. And we see right through your ass. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] OK, you ready? - Ready. - Listen, OK, listen, when it comes to writing scripts, girl I'm Gucci. Now I can put you in the movie. Me and you, we and scenes and stuff. I'm the one that say action, hell, no,

cut. - Director. - Yes. - That's how we go-- [DINGING] - I'm not-- I'm-- - Buh, bah, bah, dah. [CLAP] Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, duh-- here they go. Oh, girls, you so-- girl, you beautiful. Y'all, give it up for my wife. Give it up for my wife. [CHEERING] Come on now, you know I trained you better than that. Now give it up for everybody. Come on. [CLAPPING] - Yeah. - See, that's why I can't be with you. You just give it up to everybody. [LAUGHTER] - Go first. - All right, dc, who you got wit

h you? - Everybody knows him. Listen, I've been listening to his music since I was a child. Nick, he probably inspired-- no, ain't nobody inspired your music, Nick. Y'all make some noise for [GRRRAT] Michael Jackson. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] I love you, Mike. [SINGING] Dollar sign, dollar sign. [BUZZER] - You said dollar sign. (SINGING) Only you. (SINGING) No one else. No one-- (SINGING) I need-- (TALKING) You sound nothing like Ty Dolla Sign. [SINGING] - Why you bull shitting. [LAUGHTER] - OK, here

we go. Let's go. Oh, hey, calm [BLEEP] down. [LAUGHTER] (SINGING) Hold up We going handle this Slow that bull down, ho. That's that settlement [DINGING] Oh, listen, I get this deal I'm from that West Side Where we keep it real [DINGING] Hold up We swervin' I get your [BLEEP] buzzer up She was a virgin [LAUGHTER] Hold up About to throw up Bike beam I ain't never had no ice cream [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] My boy Nick Cannon is so fly. - How fly is he? - He told me that we was going to reshoot this in

the summertime in Atlanta. And I know it's going to be hot. So I made him buy all the women lace fronts. [CHEERING] [BUZZER] Oh, excuse me, ma'am, you need one, OK? [LAUGHTER] My boy Nick Cannon is so fly. - How fly is he? - Hey, man, I took my boy to Magic City, man. And he ain't throw no dollar because he said the stripper should have been throwing money on him. - I'm the prize. I'm the price. (SINGING) It's my birthday (SINGING) My name is Fly (SINGING) Yeah (SINGING) ATL I stay (SINGING) Yea

h (SINGING) Catch me at Cascade Sunday night so we can skate. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] (SINGING) Oh (SINGING) My name is Fly (SINGING) Yeah (SINGING) I get that bread (SINGING) Yeah (SINGING) And, ma'am, that scarf is not going to cover up that big ass forehead (SINGING) It's my birthday It's my birthday [CHEERING] - Oh, yes, I got you. Look, one more. - God damn. - I know. I'm real romantic. [LAUGHTER] Mm. Mm. You know why I did all that, girl? - Mm. - I'm just letting you know, ain't nothing going

to block me from loving you. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] Now he did what he 'posed to did. Oh. [LAUGHTER] Damn, that tea is nasty. I told him to put some sugar in it. Damn, yo sugar is nasty. Fuck. [BUZZER] - Behaviors that work your mama's last nerve. - What is, when you ask your mama for money, she look at you. But then you know she loved you. So you started doing this right here. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] - Black mother responses to, I'm hungry. - What is, boy, they ain't feed your ass in school? [LAUGH

TER] - Things the side chick would say. - I got one. Ah, you really going to put that rubber on after all the time we really did go [BLEEP] like that? [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] - What Wild N Out girls think during the show? [LAUGHTER] - Ha, ha, move, Black people show, back! [LAUGHTER] What is, damn, my feet hurt. And I've been standing here all goddamn day. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] - This is a lie you would tell the police. - What is, who was going 60? Boy, my transmission is slipping. [BLEEP] don't wan

t to go by 25. [DINGING] - Phrases heard at a vegan barbecue. - What is, man you sure that ain't no pork bit though, you sure? [LAUGHTER] - This phase was over before it began. - I got it. What is, this man's shirt. Boy, that shirt is ugly. [LAUGHTER] Damn it, you need to throw [BLEEP].. - I like your shirt. You rock that low v-neck. (SINGING) Who we introducing? Who we introducing? (SINGING) This is my cousin, and she picked me up in a rental. But don't her head shaped just like when your bite

an eraser off a pencil. The family reunion. Who we introducing? Who we introducing? This my nephew, Tay. And he all would say, Unc, I'm coming to support you. But go ahead, fool, you're famous. Don't never say I ain't did nothing for you. At the family-- turn up. [BLEEP] Turn up. (SINGING) Who we introducing. Who we introducing. This is my cousin, and she is so precious. But Black Ink Crew Chicago don't do no more tattoos cause these are messed. Up at the family reunion. - The hell is this? - (S

INGING) Who we introducing Who we introducing - Oh my God, DC, nice outfit. I guess they renamed the show Wild N' Out of the Closet. - Boy, first of all, yo ass built like the last drop of the toothpaste. [LAUGHTER] Hold on, wait a minute. [TOOTING SOUND] Oh my god. - Run that route. - Go ahead. Boy, [BLEEP]. But your head look like the rat off the Ninja Turtles. Ugly ass boy, move your stupid ass. Boy, you're homeless. Your pocket coming out your pocket, stupid ass boy. Move your dumb ass. Got

on Valentine's shoe with no date, ugly ass boy. Is you? Boy, if you don't get your-- [SCREAMING] I got to screen to be-- [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] [WHISTLE] - Did he just scream at me? [BLEEP] scream? Oh, he was impersonating. Oh, I'm about to get on your ass, boy, if you don't get your I stole my boy Emmanuel video four years ago ugly ass boy. - Oh. - Why you asking all them question. Not your video ugly ass boy. - Oh, OK. - Boy, if you don't get your internet you came from my left nut looking ass b

oy. - Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess why Russell Simmons dropped you? He said your ass was overdrafting on the Ross card Ain't nobody never overdraft for the Ross card. But this [BLEEP]. - [BLEEP] the Ross card ain't even in business no more. - I know because of you, stupid ass boy. [WHISTLE] - You, out - Got damned. - Run that route. - You know I'm a gentleman. Lesbians first, man. - If I'm a lesbian, boy, your ass up here built like a auntie, ugly ass boy. With no kids, ugly ass boy

. - Go like this again and stop. Don't look like he city trends mannequin? If you don't get your-- [LAUGHTER] - OK. Hold up. Boy [BLEEP] boy, I bet your glucose level high as hell, ugly ass boy. - Hey, hey hey, hey, hey. Listen, man, I saw that movie How High. And what I want to know is how high was the [BLEEP] that gave you that role? Your acting in that movie was very-- was very-- - Shaky, shaky. - Exactly. - Oh. - OK. OK. OK. OK. - What's up, Nick. - I know you ain't talking. Oh. OK. [WHISTLE

] [BLEEP] that. Your wig been laughing all day. [APPLAUSE] (RAPPING) And, Hitman, me you only gangster for fun. I bet you clean your teeth more than you clean your guns. And, DC, your girl she might choke, cause Ginuwine had a hit and all of them high notes. - Hey, hey. - Come here. Come here, Justin. - Hey, cut it, dawg. That's what I mean. - Come here, white girl. I know you ain't talking about me. Please don't start. Your ass up here dressing like a disco ball in a trailer park. Come here, Gi

nuwine. - Bring that ass here, boy. - Bring that ass here, Ginuwine. I know you ain't talking about OG right here, cause we don't play fair. How the hell your ass 50 but still got baby hair? Hell no. I ain't done. When I get down with him, OG going to give me a raise. I'm going to get a push. I might [BLEEP] around and take your [BLEEP] because you got a pony and I got a full blown horse. [APPLAUSE] - Hey, yo. (RAPPING) Now, Chico, that rhyme that you said, listen, it ain't going down. If you ju

mp in the pool with that life jacket, you still going to drown. - OK. - Help, help. - All right. - Justina, you and all your family members come up here. All your family members. - They from the Midwest. We're not related. - Yes. (RAPPING) Now, Justina, I'm tired of your ass. Uh-huh. And it's all undercover. White people are always trying to take over Black [BLEEP].. You don't and went got your sister and your brother. - They from a different part of the country. - Big Mac. Come here, Big Mac. (

RAPPING) Now, listen. Big Mac, hee, you will never have a six pack. Hee. One, two, three, four, you got belly rolls. [APPLAUSE] - OK. (RAPPING) I said, DC, you know I like the action. And you look like an undercooked Michael Blackston. - Looking like a what? - Undercooked Michael Blackston. - Guess what? (RAPPING) You want some nacho, please, hey. Mixed with some broccoli. Hey. You want a pot of greens, hey. - We riding. Hold up. (RAPPING) I said, I'm going to come through. You know I damage ya.

Who the hell dressed you like a strip club manager? - Who look like a strip club manager? What you laughing at, ugly ass boy? (RAPPING) DC, you don't want no smoke. How you got a pencil [BLEEP] and can't write good jokes? - Damn. - Cut that [BLEEP] out. Cut that [BLEEP] out. Hold up. Hold up. Girl, don't be talking 'bout me. You already know I get more bread. You weren't saying that [BLEEP] last night about this pencil [BLEEP] when it was drilling all on your forehead. [LAUGHTER] - And DC, ever

ything you say, it tends to be a bore. With all that denim on, you look like you going to the Millennium Tour. [LAUGHTER] - OK. OK. OK. Big Mack, if it ain't about food, drinks, snacks, it ain't nothing you can teach us. I bet when you get out your bed, your bed be like, ooh, thank you, Jesus. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] [CHEERING] - Come here, Carter. I want y'all to look at this-- look at this face. All right? He, he. Now, Carter, just chill. Your girl know I'm a rider, man. But don't he look like th

e Green Goblin from the movie Spider-Man? [LAUGHTER] [DING] No, [BLEEP]. I don't [BLEEP] with you. [LAUGHTER] - Cut that beat? We want to hear his [BLEEP] loud. Come here, Mario. Mario. Mari-heyo. [BLEEP] his everything. Now, listen here. We face the face. Now you gotta credit this. And I ain't gon' play with you, so I might as well settle this. You are on the Millennium Tour because that's the only way you can remain relevant. [LAUGHTER] Now-- listen, I'm sorry, y'all. Y'all know I don't give a

damn. I ain't got no fear. He told the whole Black team to dress in army pants and a bullet proof vest so they can save his damn career. [CHEERING] - Hey yo, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hey yo, DC, we gon' make a toast to your career, son. Right? But I'm from B-more, and I know a [BLEEP] roach when I see one. [CHEERING] [DINGING] - I was like, what the hell? I ain't never seen a [BLEEP] look like he gon' to break into jail. [LAUGHTER] Hold on. Wait a minute. - Hey yo, Bobby. Hold on, Bo

bby. - What you said was kind of true, 'cause when I was locked up two years ago, he was serving me food. [LAUGHTER] Hold up. What I'm 'bout to say is gon' hit you with the back beam. When this [BLEEP] started talking, I was like, is Justin on the Black team? [LAUGHTER] - Come here, DJ. Stop that bull [BLEEP]. [CHEERING] Don't get me crunked up, 'cause you know I'm a starter. Aha. 'Scuse me, can you introduce him to your barber? [LAUGHTER] [DING] Excuse me. Come here. Every time I look at your e

yes, why the hell are you looking so surprised? [LAUGHTER] OK. Now listen, Travis. Look. Now, I want to style with ya. Look. And I wanna get wild with ya. I'm too ready. My bars heavy. You look like a fake Machine Gun Kelly. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Yo, I hate to do it because I love Young Fly. But why the [BLEEP] did MTV let you remake How High? [LAUGHTER] - Cause listen close. You little whore, this is Wild N Out. This a Black show, [BLEEP]. This is not Jersey Shore. OK? [DING] - I must say my trip

to the A has been exquisite. I got to meet the Geico cavemen and the lizard. [CHEERING] [DING] [LAUGHTER] - And he walked away on him. Walked away on him. - Let me tell you-- let me let me tell you why they call me a wizard. Don't push me 'cause I zoop, zwap, zwap on your mama's [BLEEP]. [LAUGHTER] - I got him, Trav. Hey yo, DC. Yo, DC, it's easy to catch you slipping. You're so slim, when you swim, you're always skinny dipping. You up here with a body made of gelatin. Your ass look like a choc

olate covered skeleton. [LAUGHTER] - Listen here. [BUZZER] All right, check this out. Listen, Justina. I'm tired, girl. Don't play with me. Yo ass so damn white you look like the little strip in the middle of the street. [LAUGHTER] - DC, you built like when of knee on legs. - Them ain't your eyebrows, is it? Them yours? - No. - One shaky. - Ooh. - Boy, if you don't get you auntie built looking ass, boy, I'll whoop your ass. [BLEEP] wrong with you? You don't get your ugly ass-- [CHEERING] Silence

. Now, Nick Cannon, what up foo, foo? - What's happening, though? - What up, gang violence? Now-- [LAUGHTER] --this rapper whose real name is Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn-- boy, that's a ugly ass name. He has one more baby mama than you. But one of his baby mothers does have a real talent. Ooh. [LAUGHTER] What is this rapper's name? - Wait. What was his name again? - Uh, this [BLEEP] [BLEEP] stupid. Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn. [LAUGHS] - Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn? - Yeah, that [BLEEP] name Nayvadius DeMun

Wilburn. [BLEEP] [LAUGHTER] - I'mma try. Is it Future? - Huh? - Future? - His name Nayvadius. [LAUGHTER] - Is that Future's real name? - You correct. - You got it. - Let's go, DC. [CHEERING] - Silence, my minions. Now, people always talk about how bad your damn music is, Nick. Huh? - Yours, too. - No, no, no, no. No, they don't say about mine when they talk about yours. You know? But you know, I do love listening to your music when I have trouble sleeping. So it works. It works. Trust me. I go

straight to [BLEEP] sleep. I ain't gon' lie. Now, they also say that you have something in common with a fellow rapper, all right, that was from Staten Island. And he also never liked to use condoms as well. Who is that rapper? - So you telling me there's a rapper from Staten Island that's famous for having a lot of kids? - I mean, he just like hitting it raw. You know what I'm saying? Everybody like to do a little raw, man, take the little Jerry off every now and then, man. - Now, first-- so OK

, I think I know who you talkin' 'bout now. - Uh-huh. - He's actually from Brooklyn. His cousins are from Staten Island. - Oh for real? - The Wu-Tang Clan. - I'm just reading what the card say, [BLEEP].. - But he's from Brooklyn, and his name is the Old Dirty Bastard. [CHEERING] Rest in peace. [CHEERING] - Oh no. [CHEERING] - Shut up, my minions. Shut up. - Yo, what you got on? Yo, you look like a skinny-ass Wesley Snipes. They gon' call you-- they gon' call you Razor Blade. [LAUGHTER] - What di

d the left butt cheek tell the right butt cheek? [LAUGHTER] [GRUNTS] [LAUGHTER] - What did the left butt cheek tell the right butt cheek? Really, are you asking me that? - What did the left butt cheek tell the right butt cheek? [LAUGHTER] - Man, after all this [BLEEP] and we still together. [LAUGHTER] That's from third grade. We know that joke. I've been saying that joke since I was a kid. - God damn, boy, you good. Boy, you real good. [DINGING] - He really took it to grade school with that one.

- Baby daddy. Baby mama. Baby daddy. Baby mama. Baby daddy. Baby mama. Yo, who wants the drama? - I'll take a little drama. - All right, son. - My baby mama is so unemployed. - How unemployed is she? - [BLEEP] , she used to work for you, Nick. What happened? [LAUGHTER] What's happening? - You got her pregnant twice. - This only for two-- never mind. I can't say that. [LAUGHTER] - Team Evolution, Team Revolution, wild out. - (SINGING) Backseat of my ride. Go. Go. The backseat of my ride. Go. Go.

Backseat of my ride. - I just got fly. - Backseat of my ride. - I used to sell bean pies. - Backseat of my ride. - Boy, you don't try. - Backseat of my ride. - Because I am not the person that you thought I was, Nick Cannon. I get to rappin' you can't understand it. [BLEEP] you vanish. What? [LAUGHTER] - I guess I lost that. - Backseat of my ride. - What? - Let's go. - What? - Backseat of my ride. Go. The backseat of my ride. Backseat of my ride. - We gettin' hella lit. - Backseat of my ride. -

You getting hella [BLEEP]. - Backseat of my ride. - I got the cutest fig. - Backseat of my ride. - You look stupid as [BLEEP]. - Backseat of my ride. - You got no registration. - Backseat of my ride. - Here go the declaration. You 'bout to see what's happening. Hold up. No separation. [BLEEP] yo people. Where's our reparation? - The backseat of my ride. Go. Go. Backseat of my ride. - (SINGING) Who we introducing? Who we introducing? - This is my cousin. And this is kind of scary. But don't she

look like a character from The Wild Thornberrys? [LAUGHTER] - That's a family reunion. Who we introducing? - Eliza Thornberry. - Who we introducing? [HIP HOP BEAT] - Oh, OK. OK, OK, OK. Now, listen. I'm the man on this bus. I'mma give you some help. I'd be like, turn right. Uh-uh. And turn left. Now, listen. I want you to listen what I say. I'd be like, look, there go a big-ass head. [LAUGHTER] I'm the man on the bus. You ain't never been out of town before. I tell you everything where you want

to go. [BUZZER] - She don't know. [LAUGHTER] - (SINGING) There's a hater in the house. Should I get him? - Let's get him. - There's a hater in the house. Should I get him? - Let's get him. - Boy, I'm 'bout to get on your ass. Boy, you think I don't see your ass? Cameraman, get his ass right there. - Who? - Yo, big boy Teddy. Boy, yo ass look like the goddamn clown off Spawn. Ugly ass boy. [LAUGHTER] - There it goes. - What'd he say, DC? - [GROWLS] - There's a hater in the house. Should we get hi

m? - Let's get him. - There's a hater in the house. Should we get him? - Let's get him. - Cameraman, come right here, cameraman. Come right here, cameraman. Where are we at? Right here, you ready? Cortez, I see you little body-having ass. [BLEEP] wrong with you? Yo ass get two checks, a talent and a lamp check. Ugly ass boy. [LAUGHTER] - DC, I don't know if that's Cortez. Cortez over there. - Oh. My bad, Cortez. - Watch this, OK? [CHEERING] - Hi there. - Hi. - They call me Dr. Backloose. But my

friends call me Beecho-- Beecho Backloose. [LAUGHTER] - (SINGING) Pick up and kill it and kill it. - The topic is beatboxing. - (SINGING) Pick up and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - (RAPPING) You already know what they call him in the south. I'm a beatbox-- [BEATBOXING] --with my mouth. Come on. - OK. I'm the original Isaac. I made out with the K. I am the one that goes [BEATBOXING].. And this goes out to you, DC. Ooh. [CHEERING] - What you gonna do, DC? - I d

on't know what he said, but look. [BEATBOXING] Come on. - OK, OK, OK, OK. [BEATBOXING] [CHEERING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - (SINGING) Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it. - The topic is ex-girlfriend. - Pick up and kill it and kill it. - (RAPPING) Talking my ex. Y'all got some switches. Matter of fact, [BLEEP] y'all [BLEEP].. - Yeah, my man, while you going hard, toss a banger out in the back yard. - Hold up. - Smash? - Let's dance. - I know your ex-girlf

riend got your new pants. - Check out your pants, look like my daughters. Now, now, y'all know that [BLEEP] out of order. [LAUGHTER] - Hold up. You can't call like that. Why the hell your voice sound like that? - Why you sound like that young Chris Tucker? You-- you skinny motha-[BLEEP]. - Ah! Skinny motha-[BLEEP]. Hold up. That's that. What the [BLEEP] is wrong with your hat? - Hey. What the hell is wrong with you? This is what I [BLEEP] do. - (SINGING) Pick up and kill it and kill it, Pick up

and kill it and kill it and kill it. - So, you ready? DJ D-Wrek drop the beat. - Let's go, D. Let's do it. ["BOX OF CHOCOLATE" PLAYING] - Welcome to the candy store, where you can have all you want and so much more. If anybody out there has got a sweet tooth, this one's for you. And it goes a little something like this. - (SINGING) Yo, box of chocolate. - Can I have a taste of your-- Can I have a lick of your-- - [BLEEP] me. - Can I have a taste of your chocolate. - Box of chocolate. - Can I hav

e a taste of your-- - --unwrap this. You gon' wanna eat me. - Can I have a taste of your chocolate box? [CHEERING] - So much chocolate in this place. [CHEERING] Put that caramel on my face. [CHEERING] I heard she up with that. Guess what? I break your back like a KitKat. [CHEERING] - Woo! - Boy, I know that you want a taste, but give me time and I'm gone give you the space. Ain't nothin' more that I got to say. Give me another, and I'll be on the way. - I know you don't like me. You probably can

't stand me. Girl, give me that chocolate as long as it ain't candy. - Oh. That chocolate got nuts in it. That chocolate got nuts in it. - That chocolate got nuts in it. - That chocolate got nuts in it. That chocolate got nuts in it. [CHEERING, LAUGHING] [CHEERING] - It's close. - Ah! Now listen, are you ready? - Yeah. - (RAPPING) Now look, I'm going to go and keep it simple. I can't kill that cat in the intercontinental. You get it? I'm going hard. I went crazy the first movie about my car. The

second movie I was wrong. I went crazy about my dog. Listen, I will go crazy about my dog. [BUZZER] [LAUGHTER] - Ah! - ATL, turn up. - Turn up for what? - Man, a Mexican had done ran in the back of my car yesterday, man. It's all good. I ain't even call the police. [BLEEP] And he had no insurance. [LAUGHTER] [CRICKETS] - That was very irresponsible. [CHEERING] - Here we go, DC. DC, let's go. - Young Fly, tell him how fly she is, Fly. - My girl Karlie Rae is so fly. - How fly is she? - She be li

ke, [VOCALIZING]. [DING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - I am [MUMBLING] --they thoughts. I can't believe this is going on. (SINGING) He got to take them shoes back, back. Put them shoes-- [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] [LAUGHTER] Baby. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - I am Sin Santana thoughts. [LAUGHTER] Ah. Y'all know what time it is. Let's go and get it over with. Girl, your eggs are so dry, they look like gummy worms. Ah! [LAUGHTER] [DING] Ah! Yo eggs is like this. [LAUGHTER] - OK, let's give the people what they

came for. Give me DeRay Davis here. I need you here, DeRay. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Give me DC Young Fly. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - DC, if you don't get your hookah pipe body shaped ass out of here-- [VOCALIZING] [BLEEP] up out of here, [BLEEP].. - Boy, you ass look like every girl when they take their lace front off. Girl-- [LAUGHTER] --look what it did to me! [CHEERING] - If you don't get yo Timberland with the tree chopped off shoes wearing ass out of here. - That's pretty funny. - DC, you g

ot a tattoo of a fat you on your back ass [BLEEP].. - How the hell you light skinned with a Mexican beard? Ugly ass. [CHEERING] That [BLEEP] got the LEGO chin. Ugly ass. [LAUGHTER] - I see it in the face. I see it in the face. He doing faces. He doing faces. - [SHOUTS] - Got damned! [DING] - You hood wearing, fur wearing ass motha-motha-[BLEEP].. [APPLAUSE] - Let's get to it. New School, give me DC Young Fly. I need you here. [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] - Old School, it's time to crack some heads. Giv

e me a head crack. - Let's go. - OK. - Run that route. - Boy, yo ass sounds like a youth pastor, but don't nobody come to your church. Ugly ass. [LAUGHTER] (DEEP VOICE) We working on it. I know I got two people in the congregation. [LAUGHTER] Matter of fact, y'all could go home. We going to try again next Sunday. - DC Young Fly is the Great Value Chris Tucker. - Oh! - Boy, if you don't get your Toy Soldier, boy, (DEEP VOICE) we are the gorgonites (NORMALLY) lookin' ass. [LAUGHTER] - Wait, wait,

wait, wait. - Hold up. - Wait, wait, wait. - What you mean? Yo, you jumping head crack. [MUMBLES] Let him go. - You sure? - Let you jump my friend. What you going to say? - But both of y'all look like y'all do this at home. Uh oh. Andy's coming. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] [DING] [DINGING] [AIRHORN] - Give me Nessie. I need you here. Nessie, I need you here. Here. Nessie, I need you here. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Sorry. - Give me DC Young Fly. I need you here. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [CHANTING] - Run

that route. - Girl, your nose longer than Tara Boulevard. [BLEEP] [LAUGHTER] - For $0.33 a day, y'all can sponsor this child. [LAUGHTER] - I ain't even going to lie, boy, yours tied tight as hell. I thought they was socks. Ugly. [LAUGHTER] - You, out! Got damned! [DING] - DC Young Fly, I need you here. I want you here. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Let's go, Fly. - Pretty V, I need you here. Pretty V, I need you here. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [APPLAUSE] - V, are you ready? - I'm ready. - I already k

now you're ready. Run that route. - Your ass up here built like a great Dane. Ugly ass girl. [LAUGHTER] Ah! - DC, we built the same. - I know. That why we up here looking like two live ass germs, ugly ass girl. You built like an intestine, ugly ass. - DC, shut up. DC, you built like when a knee on legs. - Dem ain't your eyebrows, is it? Them yours? - No. - One shaky. [CHEERING] - Boy, if you don't get your auntie built looking ass. Boy, I'm on your ass. [BLEEP] wrong with you? If you don't get y

our ugly ass-- - You already know where I'm going. - I'm on your ass. - Get your ass out of here. You took too long. You out! - Got damned! [RAP MUSIC] [CHEERING] - Hey, hey, hey. Clap. (RAPPING) What it is, hoe? What's up? Old School about to tear this bitch up. Hey. Y'all, DC, I don't mean to be mean, but you look like the richest roach a [BLEEP] ever seen. And before you speak, your breath is too strong. You just look like Chris Tucker who got left in the dryer too long. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - O

K. OK. Listen, New School about to mother-mother-[BLEEP] kill the old. New School about the mother-mother-[BLEEP] kill the old. New School about to mother-mother-[BLEEP] kill the old. New School bout to-- listen, look, New School, New School, we the mother-mother-[BLEEP] true school. You already know that you might be rich, but how you rich, but your ass can't keep a [BLEEP]?? [CHEERING] [DING] - You right. (LAUGHING) You right. [LAUGHTER] - All right. I'll talk to him. (RAPPING) Hey yo, Vina, I

know you think you witty. But you need to change your name, cause your V is far from pretty. And Santwon, you really got to stop it. Got this vest on so you could keep a [BLEEP] both pocket. DC, you know I want to kick it. Your ugly ass look like a deep fried cricket. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Listen, Justina, you don't want no drama. But hey, y'all, look at her pants. Don't this look like a dirty brochure to the Bahamas? [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER] - (RAPPING) My music is top 10. And I just got me a co-featur

e. DC not getting the verse, and Nick Cannon, you either. [DING] [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Oh, what-- - Having fun on this beat. I don't like none of the shoes that's on any of y'all mother-[BLEEP] feet. - Wild style. Wild style. - He going crazy. Yo, he can't get a feature from that [BLEEP] Maury. DC, what you got to say? He think yo [BLEEP] is way played. And I'm going to tell you like this, I'm a juicer. Matter of fact, you need to get in the gym like you used to. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - OK. OK. - Don't le

t him talk to you, DC. - 'Cause your [BLEEP] - Listen, I'm in the kitchen. Uh huh, here's the ketchup. You already know, uh uh, now, don't get wet up. Listen, I ain't kitchen. Listen, I ain't mustard. - [BLEEP] I don't want to do a verse with you, you fake ass, Ruben Studdard. - [BLEEP] wrong with you? [CHEERING] - Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. Hey. Ugly ass little boy. Hey. Ugly ass little boy. Hey Ugly ass little boy. Hey. Ugly ass little boy. Hey. Ugly ass little boy. - Silencio.

- Hey, bruh, do your thing, bruh. Do your thing, DC. Do your thing. - That supposed to be me? - Do your thing. - You know what, matter of fact, [BLEEP] y'all. He want to ask the question anyway. [LAUGHTER] Come on, my boy. I told you I got you. It's your debut, my boy. [LAUGHING] But you-- but you told me you had me, boy. Nick Cannon, what's up, boy? Your music always have me dead. You feel me? [LAUGHTER] Woo! Now that, [BLEEP] Woo! - Do it again. Do it again. [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - Woo! OK. Any

who, anywho, I like my wings with the bone in and skinless. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] Woo! - Ask the damn question. You about to get a buzzer. - Ask a question. Or can I keep going? Congregation, can I keep going? [CHEERING] Woo! [LAUGHTER] - Ask the question, man. - [MANIACAL CACKLING] Here we go. So you're in the 'bando cooking up some work, right? - OK. - OK. You handled your business. Now, you got 10 grams on the left, and one kilo on the right. Which one is larger? - 10 grams? - Come on now. -

The kilo. - No. You wrong, [BLEEP]. It's the 10,000 grams. But anywho, it's all good. - You said 10 grams. [DING] Get yo dumb ass over there, DC. [DINGING] - The back seat of my ride. - Backseat of my ride, you got so much talent. - Backseat of my ride, girl, you know you wiling. Backseat of my ride. - You know we stay stylin'. - Backseat of my ride, and you I'm stay climbing. - Backseat of my ride you, leave me in stitches. - Backseat of my ride, come on, I get [BLEEP].. - Backseat of my ride,

you know I stay spitting so sick. And me and DC, we do it so vicious. - Its' so vicious. We so wicked. You know how we gets it. My whole team winning. You know what's happening, girl. You know I get sicky wit it, get witty, jiggy. Picky, picky, this icky sticky. [BLEEP] icky. - Backseat of my ride. Yo, yo. Backseat of my ride. Go, go. The backseat of my ride. Backseat of my ride. - It's season 17. - Backseat of my ride. - I'm like [BLEEP] you mean? - Backseat of my ride. - We going off, y'all. -

Backseat of my ride. - We don't give a [BLEEP],, y'all. - Backseat of my ride. - It's DC. - Backseat of my ride. - Yeah, they see me. Mama, we on TV. Made you bad, you already know cause you know they had to make you glad. Now listen. Backseat of my ride, yo. [DING] [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] - Ugly ass little boy. - Ay. - Ugly ass little boy. - Let's go. - Ugly ass little boy. - Ay. - Ugly ass little boy. - Let's go. - Silence, my minions. Can I cancel? - Hell yeah, you can. - I said, can I cancel?

- Hell yeah, you can. - I want to cancel the people who canceled us because they brought us back because they knew we were the [BLEEP]. [CHEERING] - Hell yeah. [DING] - Give me Carlos Miller. Miller, I need you here. [CHEERING] - No another better than DC Young Fly. I need you here. [CHEERING] - Yeah. Let's go, Fly. Let's get 'em, boy. - Carlos, you ready? - I'm ready. - DC, you ready? - Ready. - Run that route. [VOCALIZING] - Oh [BLEEP]. - DC, if you don't get you got damn just hilarious when

she take her makeup looking ass up out of here. [LAUGHTER] - Boy, yo ass ugly as hell, boy. Yo ass baby oatmeal and applesauce. Ugly ass bruh. - Boy, if you don't get your got damn, (AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Ever thought of switching to Geico (NORMALLY) lookin' ass up out of here. - Boy, your ass look like everybody begging ass uncle. [LAUGHTER] - If you don't get you got damn them the same braids Nick threw away three seasons ago looking ass up out here. - Boy, you know what you look like? My left nu

t. Ugly ass. - Boy, if you don't get your got damn tight pants that came with a [BLEEP] wearing ass. - Boy, I know you ain't talking about nobody, boy. Your voice sound like (RASPY) Justina's. (NORMALLY) Ugly ass. - Boy, if you don't get your got damn a little bit of hair, a little bit of hair, no beard having ass on the face. - Boy, your ass look like that [BLEEP] get mad when the [BLEEP] say he ain't got no Black & Mild. (MOCKING) What you mean you ain't got no Black & Mild? - Boy, if you don'

t get your got damned you look like the Black & Mild when you put it out trying to light that bitch again looking ass up out there. - Boy, if you don't get your got damned I ain't going to buy a car if it ain't got damn less than a '86 ugly ass [BLEEP]. - Boy, if you get you got damn baby braids look like stitches on your head ass up out of here. - Boy, if you don't get your got damned I wasn't playing these cards too new ugly ass. [WHISTLE BLOWING] [APPLAUSE] [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - Here's the f

irst time in history. Both of you guys are just doing incredibly too good, so we're just going to get you too the both up out of here. You both won. Back to your spot, please. You gonna go all day. [APPLAUSE] - The drive. - New School, let's give the people what they're waiting for. DC Young Fly, I need you here. [CHEERING] Old School. No. Give me the Tommy Gun. Tommy. - Let's go. - Go, OG. This is what you do. [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - Oh, come on, man. - Damn, man. - Come on, man. - Run that rout

e. - Boy, yo ass look like you wear church socks when you go swimming. Ugly ass. [LAUGHTER] - With them Louis sneakers and them cornrows, your whole package is funky. - OK. - OK. But you happen to look like Lamar Jackson if he was a monkey. [LAUGHTER] - All right. Look, when yo ass played in living color, it wasn't even color on the television. Ugly ass. [LAUGHTER] (SINGING) Everybody look like NY. [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] - Tommy, you out! - Got damned! [DING] - Your scene is art museum. - I don't

care. Call my mama, man. This field trip boring as [BLEEP] anyway, boy. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - A bus stop. - Ah, oh. Oh, where this [BLEEP] at? Boy, I just got this job, man. [LAUGHTER] [BLEEP] never been late catching the buses. [DING] - Comedy club. - Welcome to the 85 South Show. We're in the building. [DING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - A funeral casket. - Damn, man. Here lies Justina Walls, man. That's crazy. And they used their tracks to make the drapes. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - The scene is a jewel

ry store. - I was just fixin' to say, I seen a bug in this jewelry store. I'm an exterminator. [LAUGHTER] - All right. [DING] The scene is a drive-through. - How are you doing? Welcome to Chick-fil-A. It's OK. Drive on down. Come on down. Yes. Welcome to-- hold that right there. How you doing? Welcome to Chick-fil-A. Yes, we're outside. We never go inside. Welcome to Chick-fil-A. [DING] - The scene is a church. - (SINGING) I want to welcome everybody to the Wild 'n Out Baptist Church. [CHEERING]

I know y'all have been seeing some things, but I'm here to tell you. [CHEERING] [DINGING] - There's a hater in the house. Should we get him? - Let's get him. - There's a hater in the house. Should I get him? - Let's get him. - Cameraman, put it on my boy with the brown jacket, boy. I'm on your ass, boy. It Cleveland from the Cleveland show. Ugly ass boy. - There's a hater in the house. Should I get him? - Let's get him. - Cameraman, put the camera on auntie in the green. I'm on yo ass. Miss Cle

o head ass. [BLEEP] wrong with you, ugly ass? [LAUGHTER] How many wishes do you want? - Your answer is, a mother from the hood would say this. [RINGING] - What is-- I mean, it's a roach, but it's in the Raisin Bran, so you just mix it up a little bit. It ain't going to-- [LAUGHTER] - I ain't never heard that one. [BUZZER] Things your parents said but never did. [RINGING] - That's nothing, cause my mama raised me well. Mama, you did everything, baby. [CHEERING] - Signs you're dating a Karen. - Wh

at is, hell naw, you brought mayonnaise to the barbecue. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Only a scammer would say this. [RINGING] - What is, hell naw, the bank froze your account? Hell naw. [LAUGHTER] [RAP MUSIC] - (SINGING) Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it-- - Your topic is celebration. - Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - (RAPPING) We celebrating. Y'all, come, let's party. Matter of fact, DC, you get it started. - I'mma get it started. Oh, here go the cold lick.

We appreciate it. 300 episodes. - 300 episodes with Fat Joe. Y'all know everything, I got that flow. - Uh huh. I got that flow. You'll never be whack. You already said that. They had to give your job back, because you that [BLEEP].. You already know you pull the trigger. Yeah, you the one that's tearing everybody's pictures. Yeah, to you, I'mma salute that new Jack. And I'm going to stand here. And I got your back. - Yo, he got my back. And I breed that dyke. And everybody know that DC's so nic

e. New School, Old School, we going to say this right. Today's price is not-- - Yesterday's price. [CHEERING] - (SINGING) Pick up and kill it and kill it. - Your topic is school subjects. - Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Pick up and kill it. Please, don't you laugh. My father sold drugs, so I'm good at math. - You good at math? So what, little buddy? I'm skipping class, especially social studies. - Bet your social studies t

hat packed a punch. I'm skipping class and going to lunch. - Talking 'bout lunch, boy, you were scrambling. I'm in the bathroom. [BLEEP], I'm gambling. - You are gambling? Boy, Spanish. I love latinos, so I'm going to Spanish. - Unos dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve. [CHEERING] - Kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Your topic is Nick Cannon music. - Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up it and kill it and kill it and ki

ll it. - If we keepin' score, I'm not a boy. [BLEEP] you, know my music better than yours. - First of all, this topic is stupid. I ain't never heard your music. [LAUGHTER] - Ain't never heard my music? Every beat on this show, I produced it. OK, you heard it. You got birded. And matter of fact, I pay you, so don't say a word, bitch. - OK. To the phone, I heard gigolo. OK, wait, I remember B2K. Uh uh, stop it. The other one, I forgot it. [LAUGHTER] I forgot it. Pick up and kill it and kill it and

kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - OK. The queen, LisaRaye, is so fly-- - How fly is she? - --she listens to her sister music with the volume off, because she signed as so, so Deaf. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - I see what you did there. - My boy, G-Eazy is so fly-- - How fly is he? - --my boy done made a song with everybody [CHUCKLES] except Nick. [HOWLS] - Oh, Lord. - Let's get it. - All right. Old School, wild out. - Let's go, DC. - (SINGING) Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little b

oy. Ugly ass little boy. Ah! Ugly ass little boy. Ah! Ugly ass little boy. Ah! - Silence, my minions. [LAUGHTER] - I am LisaRaye thoughts. Man, [BLEEP]. Boy, yo ass look like Takashi 84, boy. I'm on your ass, boy. Ain't nobody-- [DING] - Here we go. New Jersey, turn up. - Turn up for what? - I just checked my sperm count, and it says Nick Cannon! [CHEERING] [RAP MUSIC] - That's fertile. That's fertile. That's fertile. - New Jersey, turn it. - Turn up for what? - Y'all ain't going to believe who

we got in here, man. It ain't about me. It's about my boy, Bud Lightyear, man. Turn up for my boy, Bud Lightyear, man. [RAP MUSIC] [DING] - Ay! Ay! Ay! - To infinity and beyond. To infinity and beyond. - And JD, I always stay with a scheme, it's crazy your name is G when there ain't no G's on your team. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [DING] - Hold on, hold on, hold on. - Yeah, she said you not a G. - Talking about I ain't no G and you think yo coochie is goodie. [LAUGHTER] I knew you looked familiar. I

f that's Buzz Lightyear, [BLEEP],, you Woody. [LAUGHTER] - Listen Kid 'n Play, it's finna get wicked. Now, what y'all did back in the day, we'll never forget it. It was stupid tremendous. I hope that you're listening. Now, I'm a house party. That's a beautiful vision. Now, what y'all did, yeah, I'mma carry the mission. I just want to pay my respect, cause [BLEEP] we winnin'. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Ooh, good one. - That was the most gangster compliment I ever heard. - (RAPPING) Yeah, you know,

gettin' the medulla. - (RAPPING) I hate your hair. I just hate your hair. I don't like your hair. Why it look like that there? - Talking about that beard? That ain't right. Your career like her wig-- it ain't strapped up tight. [CHEERING] [DING] - Aww. - Something more to say? - There we go. There we go. [DINGING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - (SINGING) Backseat of my ride. Go where? The backseat of my ride. - (RAPPING) The backseat of my ride, I got a dead body. - The backseat of my ride. - You a

fake DJ Khaled. - The backseat of my ride. - I like eating salads. - Backseat of my ride. - I bet you do. A thousand salads. - Backseat of my ride. - [BLEEP] your life. - Backseat of my ride. - I'll [BLEEP] your wife. - The backseat of my ride. - That ain't nothing nice. - Backseat of my ride. - I'm talking tonight. [LAUGHTER] - Backseat of my ride. Go, go. Backseat of my ride. Go, Go. - Let's go. [RAP MUSIC] - Talk about rusty, everybody lusty, listen. Ho, over there, you musty. - Ooh, big boot

y. Big booty, big booty. Gotta big ol' booty. - OK, we do it. We 'bout to do it loud. You look like Bobby Proud. Ooh. [BUZZER] [LAUGHTER] [BLEEP] you [BLEEP]. [DINGING] - It's your choice. Everybody, make some noise! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [RAP MUSIC] - All right. Do the Ugly Ass Little Boy. - (SINGING) Eat that ass up. - Hack it. - Eat that ass up. - Hack it. - Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. - Ugly ass little boy. [DING] - Who we introducing? - This my cousin-in-law. And he ain't no joke. E

verywhere we go, he be like, bro, where's the coke? [LAUGHTER] - You, yeah. Who we introducing? - Who we introducing? - This my cousin Stacy. And she plays too much. I'm going to tell y'all, at the house, who we introducin'? [CHEERING] [BUZZER] - (RAPPING) OK, now, listen. I got a package for you. Your signature's the only thing I'm asking from you. I forgot my line. Nah, I'm playing. Girl, I'm in my Prime. - (SPEAKING) Amazon. - Ay! She said Amazon. - That ain't the job though. That's the compa

ny. Just said Amazon. - From the New School, give me DC Young Fly. [CHEERING] - Old School, give me Nick Cannon. Nick Cannon, I need you here. Right there. Y'all chop it up with the boss man here. Chop it up. Run that route. - DC, them jeans going to get you a yeast infection. - Boy, I know you ain't talking. Look at your outfit. Up here looking like some bad ass Mexican cat. The ugly ass. - Tired, you know? I was tired. I'm so sleepy. (YAWNS) I think I'mma take me a nap. [AUDIENCE OOHS] [CHEERI

NG AND LAUGHTER] - See, that wasn't funny. Because a lot of y'all out there laughed [BLEEP] you look like then when you take your wig off? [BLEEP] wrong with you? What are you talkin' 'bout? [WHISTLE BLOWING] - You out! - Got damned! [DING] - The scene is an extinction-level event. [CHEERING] - This is what my vagina felt like after DC Young Fly hit it. [AUDIENCE OOHS] [DING] - I just want to make this clear-- it was already burning before I got in here. [DING] - Your scene is in a shoe store. -

Got damn. Hey, Justina, all these boxes got dildos in 'em? [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Your scene is an interrogation room. - Hey, boy. I got that Popeyes you ordered-- extra crispy. - That's right. - Yeah. - OK. Now, it was Terry. Terry live down the street now. Now, hold up. I know two more crimes. [LAUGHTER] - Your scene is a trailer park. - Hey, you got these little ass chains like a [BLEEP] can't jump in yo yard. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - The scene is a private airport. - It's your boy. I'm about to get

on this jet. You know, jet life. Ain't nothing going on, whole lotta playa [BLEEP].. I've been doing this Mr. 106-- - Bow Wow, bring your stupid ass on, man. [BLEEP] [DING] - Hey, somebody in there? [LAUGHTER] Come on [BLEEP] nobody in there. [DING] - The scene is in Italy. [CHEERING] - Bruh, I ain't never been in no church that ain't had no roof. Boy, this [BLEEP] crazy as hell, boy. [DING] - (YELLING) Are you not entertained? - That's Gladiator. That's good. - (YELLING) Are you not going to g

ive me the bell? [DING] - See, that's why I like Black pastors. That [BLEEP] crazy as hell. - Your scene is the Stone Age. - Look what I got us, man-- dinner, man. - What? A squirrel again? [LAUGHTER] - Oh, hold up. I think they were pregnant. [LAUGHTER] - Man, I'm so hungry. Lord, have mercy. Where is my friend? - I went and got us a feast this time. - What you-- a whale? [DING] - (SINGING) 5, 10, 15, 20. Hands up, get that money. - Got that glove. How much you want it? $4. Hey, got that card d

eclined. Give me more problem. Hey, listen. Right now, I'm going to take the hats off. And look, you so easy just like that scratch off. - 5, 10, 15, 20. Hands up, get that money. 5, 10, 15, 20. Hands up, get that money. - My money serious, it'll leave you delirious. They be inferior. This [BLEEP],, they can't get near to this. I see the lady with the tampon and I'm curious. How much do she want for it cause I just got my period? - 5, 10, 15, 20. - (SPEAKING) Ugh. - (SINGING) Hands up, get that

money. 5, 10, 15, 20. Hands up, get that money. - (MOCKING LADY V) I'm so delirious. Holding money, mysterious. [LAUGHING] - Your answer is Wild 'n Out cast members' childhood nicknames. [RINGING] - What is DC Young Fly, Ugly Ass Little Boy? [DING] - Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy Ugly ass little boy. [RINGING] - What is, they used to call Nick, so I can't play for the band no more? [DING] - That's my favorite movie though. - OK. Your answer is

signs your significant other is for the streets. [RINGING] - What is if you found a [BLEEP] walking. What you mean? This [BLEEP] in the street. [LAUGHTER] - He's stupid. - Your answer is the coldest movie lines. - Ooh. [RINGING] - What is-- you mean like actually cold, like [VOCALIZING]? [DING] - Your answer is Nick Cannon will get you pregnant if? - Just in case if y'all really need to know if y'all want to get pregnant by an OG. [RINGING] What is you got to let me hit first, and I'm going to

tell them how it is. And then he gone-- [LAUGHTER] [DING] I'm going to let you know, OG. I'mma let you know. - Your answer is ways to come up on a tank of gas. [RINGING] - What is where were you going? That way? I'll take it. [BLEEP] You got some gas money? [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Your answer is signs he's into white girls. [RINGING] - What is, excuse me, ma'am, is this [BLEEP] bothering you? [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Oh, hold up. Hold up. It's a good one. What is, I don't know nothing about that, because

I love my Black queens? [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Your answer is, you can say this at dinner and during sex. - What is you [VOCALIZING]? - What does that have to do with dinner? - This how I eat my food. [BUZZER] - Get outta here, man. - What? - People don't eat like that. [LAUGHTER] [RINGING] - What is [SMACKING] ooh, that's a little too salty? [LAUGHTER] [DING] [RINGING] - What is, I said [VOCALIZING]? - [CHUCKLING] [BUZZER] - Your answer is, they call it blank, but I call it blank. [RINGING]

- They call it ambulance, but I call it "amulan." [RINGING] They call it seven, I call it "se'en." [RINGING] They call it eleven, I call it "el'e'en." [RINGING] They call it you beautiful, but you ugly as [BLEEP].. Ugly ass. [CHEERING] - Let's go DC. [APPLAUSE] - Your answer is, Atlanta is best known for? [RINGING] - What is-- [RINGING] - Nephew? What's up, baby? Oh, baby! [APPLAUSE] - [VOCALIZING] [DING] [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] [RINGING] - You forgot one, [BLEEP]. - Ay! Ay! [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] [

DING] [DRUMMING] - (SINGING) It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. It's my birthday. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. - I'mma buzz his ass. I don't care if-- [BUZZER] [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - On my birthday. [CHEERING, LAUGHTER] - My man, DC. - Yeah. - ATL for sure. - Yeah. - They're for my partner, so I hit the Tootsie Roll. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. - It's my birthday. - All right, y'all, your topic is sitting courtside. - Hey, put me in, coach. Put me in, coach. Put me in, coac

h. Now, you Wild Out. - Give me your jersey. Give me your jersey. Give me your jersey. Now, you Wild Out. - I'm tripping the players. I'm tripping the players. I'm tripping the players. Now you Wild Out. - This ain't my seat. This ain't my seat. This ain't my seat. This ain't my seat. Now, you Wild Out. - Ay, this my homeboy. This my homeboy. This my homeboy. Now, you Wild Out. - He not supposed to be here. He not supposed to be here. He not supposed to be here. - Now, you Wild Out. - I put nuts

in the rim. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [DINGING] - New School, Wild Out. - DC. - Let's go, DC. [CHEERING] - [CHUCKLING] What's up, Quick. - What up, bitch? - I [BLEEP] with you. I ain't going to-- you off limits. But I'm on you ass, boy. Boy, you think you supposed to scare somebody, boy? How the hell you gangster and your god damn knees touch? Ugly ass. [LAUGHTER] Y'all know how this [BLEEP] talk outside of here? (HIGH PITCH VOICE) Man, DC, I really [BLEEP] with you, man. (NORMALLY) Y'all ain't gonna l

augh? You laugh all the time. How you gangster with a kilo on your ear? Ugly ass boy. You hard, but your ear ain't. Ugly ass [BLEEP]. [BUZZER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - [CHUCKLING] [DING] [CHEERING] - You just look funny. - Make chuck laugh. - Make Chuck laugh? [LAUGHTER] You look like you had to fart. Ugly ass. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING] [DING] [APPLAUSE] - Uh oh. New School catching up. - [CHUCKLING] Who on here? Who are you talking to on this motha-motha-[BLEEP]?? Do you got it covered it up like

Michael Jackson? [VOCALIZING] [DING] - He got it. - I'm sorry, ice cream machine. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [DINGING] - There it is That's how we do. [CHEERING] - Wow. [BLEEP] You have reached the mother-mother-[BLEEP] Bernie Mac. You hear me? [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - And I done told you I you ain't got no mother-mother-[BLEEP] milk and cookies. You heard what I'm saying? And if you thought you were going to talk to me, then bust a move. [DING] [CHEERING] - (SINGING) Pick up and kill it-- - Your topic

is sneaky links. - --and kill it and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Got sneaky links, that is what's up. Your girl in my phone as Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut? Oh, that [BLEEP] crazy. 'Cause last night, I had your main lady. - Had my lady? Man, that's wack. [BLEEP] disappear, I text her Snapchats. - Talking about Snapchat? Wow, that's funny. You were texting me [BLEEP] you said, that's money. [DING] - Kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it-- - Your to

pic is farming. - --Kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - OK. Dogs, pigs, turkeys, eggs. DC, you got chicken legs. - Chicken legs? Hold up, pause. Look at your eyes. Boy, you're built like a frog. - Built like a frog? You think you slick? DC, you're built like a veggie stick. - Veggie stick? Uh uh, don't joke. Justina look like a [BLEEP] goat. - Look like a goat? That's for sure. E-I, E-I, E-I, O. - I said, that's for sure. - E-I, E-I, E-I, O. Pick up an

d kill it and kill it and kill it. [CHEERING] Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Your topic is gender reveals. - --kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Gender reveal, pink and blue shirts. We only here because Plan B didn't work. - Plan B didn't work? But guess what, Toy? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm having a boy. - Having a boy? That might be true. I hope that [BLEEP] don't look like you. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Oh. - You're ugly as fuck, DC. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING] -

(SOUTHERN ACCENT) All right. Excuse me, Mr. Andrew, sir. Please. - Yes, sir? - I am your lawyer. And I don't need you to say nothing else. All right? - Yes, sir. - Now, Nick Cannon, according to my documents here, you had a show that was on MTV called Wild N Out that got canceled, right? You had a show that was on Fox. It was your talk show that was quite good that got canceled again. Which fire hurt the most? Because, you know, MTV brought you back. But Fox said, you take your funky ass home. [

LAUGHTER] - But, you know, neither one of them hurt. Because like I say, you can't fire a boss. [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] - I mean, I mean, you-- I mean, they still ain't called you back. So I don't-- - [CHUCKLING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Let's go! Are you ready? - I'm ready. - Now, listen. All right. Check this out. (SINGING) You stay across the street and it's all good. I stay with my daddy in the hood. Uh huh. I'll keep-- [BUZZER] - (SPEAKING) You said the words. - I said, I stay with my daddy

in the hood. - You said the words. - In the hood. - It's balled, Boys in-- - Nah, [BLEEP] this game, man. - You said the whole movie title except for the word boys. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Ahh! All right. Now, listen. (SINGING) Me and my partner real cool. We be smoking drugs up in school. I'm talking about that zaza, that gas. We be high as hell up in class. [BUZZER] - You said high. [DINGING] [CHEERING] - Let's go, Troy. - I am Hannah thoughts. - [CHUCKLING] - Your thoug

hts sound a little manly. I know. If that's Justina Valentine, then this Justina Easter Egg. Ugly ass. [DING DING] [LAUGHTER] - Not Justina Easter Egg. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - (RASPY VOICE) Ooh, boy. Ooh, [BLEEP]. Chico, you're right. This Marseilles is crazy. - That Marseilles is hitting, boy. [BLEEP] [CHUCKLING] - Ooh. Got damn. This is how Justina talk. God damn. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] I know how to [BLEEP] in Hebrew. [VOCALIZING] You got to get under that booty. Ha! [DIN

G] - Man, both of y'all. That's two. [DING] - No! - Going to do my partner like that? - Yeah. - When you got that girl up there in the purple standing there looking like an action figure? [BLEEP] - Oh, DC. Wait a minute. That's what we doing? - Hold up. - You think that's something. - That's what we doing? - Watch this, DC. - Get up there. - Now you can't even see me. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [SPITS] [DING] [DINGING] - The award goes to Omeretta. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Well, I just want to tell ever

ybody who not from Atlanta-- Dekalb county, not Atlanta. Gainesville, not Atlanta. Covington, not Atlanta. College Park, not Atlanta. Stone Mountain, not Atlanta. Douglasville, not Atlanta. Scottsdale, not Atlanta. So basically what I'm just trying to tell y'all is, you're not Atlanta, OK? Thanks. ATL, turn up. - Turn up for what? - Not only did Nick bring women on the show that looked like us, he also brought women on the show that's built like us. Pretty V, come on. [CHEERING] [RAP MUSIC] [DIN

G] - ATL, turn up. - Turn up for what? - 'Cause the skin or her lace front match the skin on her forehead. [RAP MUSIC] [DING] The real ATL, turn up. - Turn up for what? - 'Cause I'm having a baby boy. [CHEERING] - (SINGING) Me too. Me too. Me too. Me too. Me too. Me too. [RAP MUSIC] - (RAPPING) Now, listen here, you know I'm with the New School. Once again, you know we play it too cool. Yeah, uh huh, we hot as a sauna. And look at your outfit. Make me want to go watch Moana. [LAUGHTER] - Hold on

. Wait, wait, wait. DC, DC, why you come at me? You supposed to be my little brother, man. How are you going to flee and then try to run off like you's a ski. Don't this [BLEEP] hair look like some regular weed. - Oh. oh, oh. Hold on. Hold on. You talked about my hair, hold up. You built like a nasty Fruit Roll-Up. [LAUGHTER] [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - Fruit Roll-Up? Dog, you don't want it. These chains so small. Ain't they supposed to have candy on it? - Ay, hold on. Wait a minute. Timeout. - 'Caus

e it's skinny. - OK, OK, OK, OK. You know what? This a little trick. Talking about candy, this tastes like your [BLEEP].. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Stand up. Yo, yo, yo, stay down then. Do that for me, DC, please. You know you're used to being on your knees. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - You know what? I hear what you're saying. Yes, I'm used to be on my knees, because [BLEEP] I be praying. [CHEERING] [DINGING] Listen, won't be no stroking. I'd rather use my lotion. [BUZZER] - That was it? - That was it. That's all

I had. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - You better watch your mouth, Clips. Talking about Bobby, looking like you want some bubble gum. And you, you fake DJ Khaled, when you go to Subway, you be like, make another one. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [DINGING] [RAP MUSIC] - Come here, Courtney. I love you, girl. - I'm sick of you. I'm sick of you, DC. - Ooh, when I see you, I want to get nasty like a scooter. Ooh, when I see you, girl, I'll make love to your FUPA. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Now, Slim. Hi. Com

e here. You heard me. I think there's something you need to (SINGING) know. I gave your girl my slim, and she was like, oh, oh. Now, Courtney B, come up here, girl. Let me tell you why you shouldn't [BLEEP] with me. - OK. - 'Cause at the barbecue, I know you like Frito-Lays, but you up here built like the octopus off The Mermaid. - Ah! [DING] - Wow. - I don't like that. DC, no fly. You look like-- - A small fry. - Thank you. - Uh huh. You got it. - If I sit on you, you would die. - Facts. - Righ

t between your thighs. [DING] OK. My bad. Nicholas, Cannon, cool. Now, look, you couldn't do it, so you brought your trick, trick, trick. And when you move, your whole outfit be like, [VOCALIZING].. [DING] - What'd he do? What'd he do? - Whole outfit like swish, swish, swish. When he move, his whole outfit go, swish, swish, swish. Ay! His whole outfit go, swish, swish, swish. - Yo. DC made fun of my outfit. He said it goes, swish, swish, swish, and it tricks. But I could tell you, I could go swi

sh, swish, swish, in your [BLEEP]. I done get it going, get your cracking a lie. And matter of fact, we does this. We packing a lot. 'Cause this team winning. This something we does that. Your whole squad look like motha-motha-[BUZZER] Rugrats. [AUDIENCE OOHS] And I could put it out here 'case the thugs that-- this [BLEEP] right here look like the dude like, hey, girl, where my hug at? - Ay! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] [DINGING] - Swish, swish, swish. Swish, swish, swish. - Yo,

Old School, who running with Nick? I hope you know my temperature's 106. Since a kid, I always kept a [BLEEP] and a whip. And like the third little piggy, I just jumped in the bricks. - You want to be great, my temperature 108. A big dog in his yard, do not jump on the gate. Let me find out DC want it. Walk to his face. And his twin sister too, bop, want your face. Yeah. - OK, so you want it, then fine. Well guess what? My temperature on 109. And yeah, get a nine in it. You in ATL, boy. I lean w

ith it, then I rock with it. [AUDIENCE OOHS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] I'm the leader of the New School. Yeah, and you know we're too cool. Look, you don't want to start no beef. I just had a newborn baby. Can I use your car seat? Now, listen. - Oh. - Uh huh. Look, you eat too much. I know you like [BLEEP]. Look, I beat it enough. Ugh. [BUZZER] - It's true. She's shaped like a lizard, and you are too. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] - You're shaped like a lizard. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - DC. - I told you we

rap forreal. - Oh my goodness. Why would you do this? - Ray Vaughn, come back. - Aw, man. - Yo, yo, OK, look, DC, you can never get a striptease. DC on your head, that must stand for [BLEEP] cheese. And Ray Vaughn, you know that I'm never scared. TDE must stand for Tiny [BLEEP] Everywhere. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Ooh. - All right. - Including you. - OK. That was nice. Now. - Get her! - Justina, I heard your rapping. Uh huh, yeah, I heard you're snapping. Now, look at your team. They're all in suspens

e. Look at your outfit. You're wrapped up in a fence. [LAUGHTER] - And you tried to climb it. That little [BLEEP],, I couldn't find it. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Oh. - What, what, what, what, what, what, - Talking about Sisqó, man, that's my kin. You up here dressed like you got this from City Trends. [LAUGHTER] And you know you fat as hell. You ate two minutes ago-- damn well. I'm talking Con-- condescending. You know what's up cause Con be trending. Con be trending. Look, but, Con is friendly because

I had his [BLEEP] last night like [BLEEP] huh. Yeah. [AUDIENCE OOHS] [DINGING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - I thought we was friends [BLEEP].. - Uh oh. - Yeah. - [BLEEP] I thought we was friends. [LAUGHTER] - Oh no. - Oh no. - Wow. - OK. - Wow. - OK, listen, I'm about to spit it. I get with it. I'm talking witty, I get silly. Listen, y'all know can't uh [BLEEP] with it. Uh, listen, I don't like your candy-- got nuts in it. Uh. [CHEERING] - Cut it off. I'm so sick of this [BLEEP]. I'm sick of it. No

w, listen, Nick. You know I [BLEEP] with you, but everybody on your team so old, at least y'all could have did one episode of The Huxtables. - Mmm. [DING] - It was called The Cosby Show. - I wasn't born when it was out. Now listen, John B, you ain't say nothing. My team, yeah, we keep it jumping. [BLEEP] miss me with the foolery. You need to change your name to John Used-To-Be. [BLEEP] you mean. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Oh. You want me to get him? You want me to get him? - That was wack. - Wildstyle. T

hat was wack. - OK. All right. All right. You came at John B, man, why, oh why. Needs to change your name to DC Never-Been-Fly. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Ooh. [DING] - All right. Hey, D-Wrek, cut the beat. Hey, Bobby, don't make me go crazy and get on my ill [BLEEP] because your whole team will get rocked, turn me into Will Smith. And DC-- [DING] --I'm going to make you cry. How you got on high water jeans but you leave every bitch dry? Ooh! - Because I suck the [BLEEP] out their [BLEEP].. - I know you

ain't talking. Uh huh. Looking real sloppy. Look, she a thot. That's why she got lips all over her body. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Ooh. [DING] - Ah, ah, ah, ah. It's my birthday. [DRUMMING] It's my birthday. As, ah, ah, ah. It's my birthday. Ah, ah, ah, ah. - I'mma buzz his ass. I don't care-- - It's my birthday. [BUZZER] It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Ah. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] It's my birthday. [BUZZER] It's my birthday. [CHEERING] - Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. Ay! Ugly ass little

boy. Ay! Ugly ass little boy. Ay! Ugly ass little boy. Ay! Ugly ass little boy. - Silencio! - Hey, bruh. Do your thing, bruh. Do your thing, DC. Do your thing. - That supposed to be me? - Do your thing, bruh. - You know what? Matter of fact, [BLEEP] y'all. He want to ask the question anyway. [LAUGHTER] Come on, my boy. I told you, I got you. It's your debut, my boy. (RASPY VOICE) But you-- but you told me you had me, boy. (NORMALLY) Nick Cannon, what's up, boy. Your music always have me dead. [L

AUGHTER] Woo! Now, [BLEEP] Woo! - Do it again. Do it again. - Woo! OK. Anywho, anywho, I like my wings with the bone in and skinless. [LAUGHTER] Woo! - Ask the damn question. - You about to get a buzzer. Ask the question. - Can I keep going? Congregation, can I keep going? [CHEERING] - Ask the question, man. - [VOCALIZING] Here we go. So you're in the 'bando cooking up some work, right? - OK. - OK. You handled your business. Now, you got 10 grams on the left and one kilo on the right. Which one

is larger? - Uh. - Come on, now. - The kilo. - No. You wrong, [BLEEP]. It's the 10,000 grams. But anywho, it's all good. - You said 10 grams. - Woo! - Get yo dumb ass over there, DC. [DINGING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Here we go. We finna pull up and hit the woah. - We finna pull up and hit the woah. - Whoa. We finna pull up-- - And hit the woah. We finna pull up and hit the woah. We finna pull up and hit the woah. - Top that. - Y'all don't want no smoke, 'cause we got them lighters. Y'all don'

t want no smoke, 'cause we got them lighters. Y'all don't want no smoke, 'cause we got them lights. - Sing to 'em, man. - (SINGING) We want the smoke. Come on. - We want the smoke. - Come on. I said-- - We want the smoke. - Come on. - We want the smoke. - I bet you won't. - Pull up. Pull up. - I bet you won't. - Pull up. Pull up. - I bet you won't. - Pull up. Pull up. - I bet you won't. - Pull up. Pull up. - I said skrtt, I'm here, bitch. I'm here, bitch. I said, skrtt, I'm here, bitch. I said,

skrtt, I'm here, bitch. - Yeah. Black side. We got health insurance. We got health insurance. - We got health insurance. - We got health insurance. - We got Obamacare. - We got Obamacare. We got Obamacare. We got Obamacare. - Everybody over there ugly as hell. Everybody over there ugly as hell. Everybody over there ugly as hell. Everybody over there ugly as hell. - Yo auntie got one leg. - Yo auntie got one leg. Yo auntie got one leg. - Yo auntie got one leg. - Yo mama ain't got no eggs. Your ma

ma ain't got eggs. Yo mama ain't got no eggs. Yo mama ain't got no eggs. So? It's a lakefront. - I said so, it's a lakefront. I said, so, it's a lakefront. [DINGING] [AIRHORN] [CHEERING] - Give me DeRay Davis here. I need you here, DeRay. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Give me DC Young Fly. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Run the route! - DC, if you don't get your hookah pipe body shaped ass out of here. [VOCALIZING] [BLEEP] up out of here, [BLEEP].. - Boy, yo ass look like every girl when they take their lace

front off. Girl! [LAUGHTER] Look what it did to me! [LAUGHTER] - If you don't get your Timeberland with the tree chopped off shoes wearing ass out of here. - That's pretty funny. - DC, you got a tattoo of a fat you on your back ass [BLEEP].. - How the hell you light skinned with a Mexican beard? Ugly ass. [CHEERING] That [BLEEP] got the LEGO chin. Ugly ass. [LAUGHTER] - I see it in the face. I see it in the face. Oh, faces. He doing faces. He doing faces. - Out! - Got damned! [DING] - This does

n't have an expiration. - Ugh! [BUZZER] - What doesn't have an expiration? That [BLEEP]. That's [BLEEP]. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [DINGING] [AIRHORN] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Ya'll leave my man alone. His [BLEEP] fly. You raggedy [BLEEP]. - (SINGING) Who we introducing? The family reunion. - You got-- you got-- - All right, all right. [BUZZER] - I got one more time. - Who we introducing? This is my cousin Stacy, and she plays too much. I'm going to tell y'all at the house who we introducing-- [BUZZER]

--at the family reunion. - Who we introducing? - This my cousin here. And her lashes are killer. - Who we introducing? - Your topic is graduation. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [RAP MUSIC] - (RAPPING) I [BLEEP] to get down. I [BLEEP] to get down. My to get down. Now you Wild Out. - You didn't make it. You didn't make it. You didn't make it. Now you Wild Out. - [VOCALIZING] on the desk. I slapped my [VOCALIZING] on the desk. I slapped my [VOCALIZING] on the desk. I slapped my [VOCALIZING]. Now you Wil

d Out. - [VOCALIZING] Now you Wild Out. [VOCALIZING] Now you Wild Out. - [VOCALIZING] Now you Wild Out. - Used to. Used to. [DINGING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - You just look funny. - Make chuck laugh. - Make Chuck laugh? [LAUGHTER] You look like you had to fart. Ugly ass. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Uh oh. New School catching up. [LAUGHTER] - Who on here? Who are you talking to on this motha-motha-[BLEEP]?? [LAUGHTER] Do you got it covered it up like Michael Jackson? [VOCALIZING]

[DING] - [CHUCKLING] He got it. - I'm sorry, ice cream machine. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [DINGING] - There it is That's how we do. - Y'all make some noise for a real one. [CHEERING] - Your word is arbitrary. - God damn. All right. Y'all ready? Here we go. Bet. Check this out. Look, look, look. My mama, mama, we drama, drama, we llama, we talking-- All right. I was just playing. Here we go. Here we go. Look, I can't go to court. I'm very scary. We just passed month of February. Look, weary, et cetera,

and boy, you look like your name is arbitrary. [BUZZER] Ugly ass boy. [CHEERING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - All right. Excuse me, Mr. Andrew? Sir, please. - Yes, sir? - I am your lawyer, and I don't need you to say nothing else. All right? - Yes, sir. - Now, Nick Cannon, according to my documents here, you had a show that was on MTV called Wild 'n Out that got canceled, right? You had a show that was on Fox. It was your talk show that was quite good that got canceled. Which fire hurt the most? Be

cause, you know, MTV brought you back, but Fox said, you take your funky ass home. [LAUGHTER] - But, you know, neither one of them hurt, because, like I say, you can't fire a boss. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - I mean, I mean, you-- I mean, they still ain't called you back. So, hold on. [CHUCKLING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Come on now, DC. What's up, Nick? You good? - What's happening John-John? That's my name. That's my name. [LAUGHTER] If you had a trash can, right, which one of these would you t

hrow away, OK? Your music career, your movie career, or her braids? Which one would you-- [CHEERING AND LAUGHTER] - Damn. Why? Sweetheart, I think your braids are beautiful, your Nubian braids. But I love my music and my movies, so I'm going to plead the fifth. - God! - Let him talk about you like that. Your braids are beautiful. [CHEERING] That's my little brother, y'all. My blood brother. He wanted to be something with his life. And look at him. He a college graduate. And now, he on the show.

- And I remember all that stuff he was telling me about Lois at the crib, so we going to get to the bottom of this, bro. We about to find out right now. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Shoes. Big ass shoes. [LAUGHTER] - I'm on your team. I'm sorry. - Man, leave me alone. [BLEEP] shoot me. Ah! - I said they call him big stomp. - Cannon got big feet. - Anyway, I'm trying to ask your man some very important questions right now. - Let your shoes ask. - Get it out. [LAUGHTER] - Ay, man. - [SCREECHING] - Order In t

his court please, DJ D-Wrek. - He want the shoe. Nothing but the shoe. [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER] - Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! - All right. - Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! Shoe! [LAUGHTER] - Not on our game. - Rest in peace, Samuel L. Jackson. - Let's go. Let's go, [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - [BLEEP] got bit by a snake on a plane! [SHRIEKING] He alive! [SHRIEKING] Samuel L. Jackson. This [BLEEP] ain't never been this quiet, haven't it? [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER] [LAUGHTER] - [SHRIEKING] My boy Nick Cannon is

so fly-- - How fly is he? - He told me that we was going to reshoot this in the summertime in Atlanta. And I know it's going to be hot, so I made him buy all the women lace front. [CHEERING] [BUZZER] - Uh, excuse me, ma'am? You need one, OK? [LAUGHTER] - So mean, DC. - ATL, turn up. - Turn up for what? - For my [BLEEP] Steve Harvey! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [RAP MUSIC] - Go Steve! Go Steve! Go Steve! Go Steve! Go Steve! [DINGING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - I am Sky thoughts. Sky, the way you just

be out there wall-to-wall sexy [BLEEP], God damn. Nick, do those turban come in one size? Like, do they got baby size turbans? [BLEEP] that. Girl, yo ass look like the green Powerpuff girl. [BLEEP] wrong with you? [LAUGHTER] [DING] I like your green hair, girl. - I do too. And everything nice, Powerpuff girl. - All right. Old School, Wild Out. - Let's go, DC. - Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. - Silence, my minions. I am Li

saRaye thoughts. Man, [BLEEP]. Boy, yo ass look like Takashi 84, boy. I'm on your ass, boy. Ain't nobody-- [CHEERING] [DING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Normally, when we have on our Wild 'n Out costumes and wardrobe, I feel like I'm very covered up. But today, I feel like you can actually see my true figure and how thick I really am. And all this cake batter-- - You ain't got no damn ass, girl. You got on a see through. And we see right through your ass. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [DINGING] [AIRHORN

] - [RINGING] You know the gavel we poppin', the groupies. And when you do get the chips, it ain't to watch your movies. Hold on, and I show you what a veteran do. Don't cut me off. You're just mad DC is better than you. Look, I'm back at it-- - Wait. I really like the way you get excited and you get yourself so hyped. But people know what I do, because I'm the same dude they used to run with the same crew that gangbang more than you. Should have threw up a gang sign. My fault. I lost my mind. -

Keep going. - I'm used to snatching the shine. And the [BLEEP] you do, you say you're so tough. I don't believe it. I think you just eat enough. [LAUGHTER] How do [BLEEP] you a gangster? Where are you going to run? - Jump in it 'cause I'm cooler. Yeah, you know, gettin' the medulla. - I hate your hair. I just hate your hair. I don't like your hair. Why it look like that there? - Talking about that bear? That ain't right. Your career like a wig-- it ain't strapped up tight. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - A

w. - Something more to say? - There we go. There we go. [DINGING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - (SINGING) Come here, Akon. There's something you need to know. There's something you need to know. I want to go to Africa so bad. When are you going to let me go? Nah, [BLEEP], for real. I want to go. [BUZZER] - I'm speechless. [DING] - He left you speechless. [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - I'm glad you feel this. I'm just glad you found some words and you're no longer speechless. [CHEERING] - What is wrong with

you? Don't ever disrespect me. - Cut that beat, man. I'm [BLEEP], man. What up, V? - [VOCALIZING] - What up, V? - [VOCALIZING] [BLEEP] - I'm trying to tell you. - Talk your [BLEEP]. Talk your [BLEEP]. Talk it. Talk it, D. - Hell naw! This [BLEEP] but her titties in my hand! [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Now, listen. What I'm about to say might hurt your pride. But this is how you dress when you can't find your clothes and your Uber outside. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Nick, let me tell you something. You was up--

hold on, Sremm. Now, come on up here. D my partner. D my partner. You up here talking about Sremm life and all that [BLEEP].. So please don't push me. You just mad cause that white man is doing the mannequin challenge all in Mariah's [BLEEP]. [AUDIENCE OOHS] [BUZZER] You and your Wild 'n Out girl is real tired. Matter of fact, who going to pay for all that formula? Cause both of y'all fired. [DINGING] - Hey, hold up. This ain't my only job. So what the hell? I got fired. Y'all can catch me in t

he morning on TRL. - Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. [AIRHORN] - Yo. Hold up. I got you that job. [BLEEP] that ain't the answer. I hope you ain't checked in. TRL got canceled. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Guess what? TRL probably did get canceled, but that ain't fair. [BLEEP] I'm working so hard, guess what? You can also catch me on Hip Hop Squad, [DINGING] [AIRHORN] - Yo, hold on. Th

at may be true, but guess what, [BLEEP]?? I produced that too. - Oh! [CHEERING] [AIRHORN] - So let's go. Eat that ass up. Do the Maddy misstep. - Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. - We gone break some [BLEEP]. - Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. [BUZZER] Eat that ass up. - Do the VMA-- Very Maddy Award. - Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. - That's not how it's done. - How do you

know how it goes? [LAUGHTER] [DING] [DINGING] [AIRHORN] - Security! Seat filler on stage. Seat fillers on the stage, security. [AUDIENCE OOHS] Oh, OK. All right, I'm a little intimidated. I can't believe I get to battle Sisqó. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Yeah. If she was a condiment, what you think she'd be? I'm going to say hot sauce, because that [BLEEP] is burning. - All right, all right. I read your book. Tell your writer I loved it. [CHEERING] - See, there's two white girls on stage. She's the most

talented. No, not because you're funny, because you suck [BLEEP] very well. - Oh! - You sleep well at night don't you? With your stepbrother, right? - Oh, OK. - You look unseasoned. - All right, all right. You look like you [BLEEP] ass out of a to-go box. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - You look like your missionary position and doggy style feel the same. - Oh, OK. Hey, man, your braids are falling off just like you did in 2004. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - She look like a damn damn girl. I look at your Instagram, damn.

In person, damn. - Oh, OK. Those braids came with an Alicia Keys album. [LAUGHTER] - Run the route! - Wait, wait, wait. You sure I can work stuff? Because as soon we start having fun, she going to call the cops. - OK. Hey, man, you look like you don't know how to read. [LAUGHTER] - Girl, you up here dressed like a hip hop soccer mom. [LAUGHTER] - Listen, why your chest look like that it? Look like the police came and broke your titties up and was like, look, you go over there. You go over there

. If y'all come back and y'all together, y'all both going to jail. - OK. - One Shaky. - Yo, Rip, you're talking about my body. I got to say something. Wild 'n Out goddesses, raise your hand if you're missing a waist trainer. Yep, Rip stole it. - I found your Shaky. One Shaky. - Hey, I'm just trying to get my stomach as flat as your ass. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Boy, first of all, yo ass built like the last drop of the toothpaste. Ugly ass. [LAUGHTER] Hold up. Wait a minute. [FART NOISE] You know what y

o ass built like? A wet French fry. Ugly ass. - All right, OK. - You hate biscuits. Ugly ass girl. But she love mayonnaise. Ugly ass. - OK. I do. I do. OK. Hold on. I got one more. - No, no, no. - I got one more. Let me do one more. [WHISTLE BLOWING] All right. - Can I say one more thing. - No. - I have one more thing. - Please. [WHISTLE BLOWING] He's ugly. [WHISTLE BLOWING] - Salt and pepper ain't seasoning, [BLEEP].. [LAUGHTER] - OK. Ooh, Shuler, you're like an umbrella, because when I'm with

you, I do not get wet. [CHEERING] - Maddy, you look like you lost your virginity to one of your daddy's farm animals. Oh! - I know you get a little [BLEEP] when I do this. (NEIGHING) - Maddy, you got as much sex appeal as a handful of lotion. And I know you got a vibrator with a can opener on it. - Let's go. - If you don't get your flat titties, flat ass, face pushing 42, body still going through puberty head ass up out of here. - OK. I just know for a fact that your feet hang off of every bed t

hat you lie on. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - They do. If you don't get your, the only meat you season is the man you have sex with because your vagina is so salty head ass up out of here. - Your scene is the winner's podium. - All right. This is the Flat Ass Olympics. And we have Maddy at number one. Maddy, can I have you come down, please. - Maddy, you don't have to-- - Justina at number two. - At least I'm not number one. - Kelsey, you're number three. Let's go. [DING] - Your answer is signs you're datin

g a Karen. [RINGING] - What is when Maddy texts you back? - We would never. - Your topic is white people. - (SINGING) Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - (RAPPING) I have no rhythm and I can't dance. My twerking looks like I have ants in my pants. - Ants in your pants? That's from your mama. You voted for Trump and I voted Obama. - My dad's a lawyer, so no one is suing me. I'll sue you if my food isn't gluten free. - You said gluten free? Well, if you say so. You are so white that you

bathe in some mayo. - Your topic is traffic. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - This traffic's never going to end. I'll show you my rear end. - Your rear end? I'm gripping the clutch. If I get your rear in, it would not be much. - Would not be much? That's the name of my game. Like Eman says, stay in your lane. - Stay in my lane? Forget that I'm changing. The way that you drive, I can tell you Caucasian. - I am Caucasian. And I'll tell th

e crowd, tonight I'm riding 85 South. - 85 South? Oh, you go insane. It ain't no more traffic. She riding the train. - Your topic is date night. - Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Going out, Con and me. I hope they have a booster seat. - Booster seat? That is no fun. Well, I ordered burgers cause you have no buns. - I have no buns? This food's not for you. I'll ask for a kids' menu. - Kids' menu? Well, I would damage ya. I bet you you want to speak to the manager. - The backseat of

my ride. - Backseat of my ride, I ain't afraid of jail. - Backseat of my ride, girl, you hella pale. - Backseat of my ride, I'm selling all the drugs. - Backseat of my ride, you never met a thug. - Backseat of my ride, you know I'm very thorough. - Backseat of my ride, you never seen a burro. - Backseat of my ride, you know I got my glock. - Maddy, stop. You an op. We all know that your dad's a cop. Backseat of my ride. - Listen, Maddy Mayonnaise, I don't know why you're battling. Your ass is s

o flat, it makes Justina's look like Kim Kardashian. - Oh. Hold on. I got one thing to say. Charron, how come between us I'm the one who's more feminine? When did they come out with an unflavored Eminem? [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Hey. - Hey. - Hey, come on. OK. But even if you're the last person on Earth, I still wouldn't tap that. This is what I'd look like with the girl filter on Snapchat. [LAUGHTER] - For a white guy, you think you're such a gem. But you're my least favorite candy-- small penis M&M.

[AUDIENCE OOHS] - Ooh, slow it down. - I told you guys I was cooking. They're cooking. - Hey, another M&M joke. Let me just remind you-- you're like an M&M, cause you're known to have nuts inside you. You call the cops on barbecues, like, come through, please. You're so white, you learned your 911s before your 123s. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Oh! - Come on, Maddy. You're as flat as a ruler. Why are you talking about owls? You don't have any hooters . I missed last season, trapped on your couch. I was bab

ysitting 18 cats at your house. - Maddy, listen, some people make Vines, some people make Tiktoks, but you the only person with some hard bottom Reeboks. - Oh. - Reeboks. - All right, fine. Here we go. Maddy, I don't know why you really thought you were killing me. You told everybody you worked your ass off to get here. We didn't know you meant literally. [CHEERING] - You're not as hot as you want to be, but I think you're pretty-- terrible at comedy. - Oh! [BUZZER] - Why did you give him the bu

zzer for that? - You got a personality like a piece of wood. This is how Jacob has sex. Wow, that felt really good. Let me get Clips. Yeah. - How about-- how about-- - Her rhythm is-- - I got it. OK. Right. Here we go. Clips, you're walking around like you're the best, looking like DJ Khaled without the success. OK. I'm ready. [DING] Khaled claims he doesn't go down on ladies, but I bet you would eat me if I was covered in gravy. 'Cause he's fat. - Hold on. Hold on. Yo. - He's a large man. - Whi

te girl, you better look out. And tell your mother to stop calling the cops on our cookouts. And understand that the hate is valid. And why the hell do your people put little raisins in potato salad? - Hey, yo Maddy. It's Wildstyle, so watch how I'm a stay on you. Why the hell y'all got me battling Helga from Hey, Arnold? - OK. Where's the mic? Let me get him. - He said my teeth so white it make you look Black. Well, your ass so flat, it make Justina's look fat. - Thank you. - And Maddy, why wou

ld you even rap my way? You so racist, you wouldn't even shop on Black Friday. - All right. But there's some good deals that day. - D-Ray. - Yes, ma'am? - In you I don't trust. You so old, you [BLEEP] dust. - That's crazy. I knew you was gonna say that even before you begin. Hold up. Wait. You got a little dust on your chin. [AUDIENCE OOHS] [DINGING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - And Maddy, you're such a Karen, it's finally true. When Wyclef said someone call 911, you were like, don't mind if I do.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Crazy. - She's good. - Don't worry about it. - Hold on. With y'all team, every time we play, you fall. Maddy, it's ironic day in the WNBA, but you're the one that played with balls. - I do though. I do. [DING] - Nick, ain't no one want to hear your wack flow. How's it feel that a white girl raise the ratings for your Black show? - Hey. Raise the ratings on your Black show. Raise the ratings on your Black show. DJ - D-Wrek, cut the beat. OK. Maddy, the things you said, s

ome of them might have been true. But it was this white girl that raised the ratings, honey pie, it wasn't you. [CHEERING] Now, Old School, I'm addressing you. I don't mess with Jessie Woo. And Maddy, the only time my ass has ever looked fat is when I'm standing next to you. - And you, you're not a winner. I know you a sinner. You so white, you use ancestry.com for Tinder. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Maddy, you'll be single forever. It's sad but it's so true. How does it feel to be a Karen and no guys are

caring about you? - Maddy, you smell like two dead fish in a pond. The only time you get action is when you insert a tampon. - Bring the beat back. [RAP MUSIC] - [BLEEP] Maddy. - Wildstyle. Here we go. Nick, can you swim? I'm not so sure. Because it looks like you're drowning in child support. - Facts. Facts. - Hey, yo Maddy, you know that I'm all that. Your jokes like your ass-- they always fall flat. - All right. Maddy, I didn't want to say this, but I don't have a choice. Your ass is even fl

atter than the tone of my voice. - I don't know what-- [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Let's go, Nick. Go Nick. Go Nick. - All right. Your word is motherland. - Aw, yeah. We can do this for the brother man. We could care less about the other man. Represent Africa the motherland. [CHEERING] [DING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Security? Security. - Oh my God. Oh. Oh. You only said three. You didn't say four. You didn't say four. He didn't say four. He didn't say-- [CHEERING] - Your word is curmudgeon. Curm

udgeon. - Uh. Yeah. Uh. Yeah. Now that I got your attention, you look familiar. When you put the dime in a piggy bank-- [BUZZER] I'm trying to tell them that when you-- I just want you-- [AUDIENCE OOHS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Wild 'n Out, turn up. - Turn up for what? - 'Cause I just got back from the bar taking shot after shot, and this old lady paid for it cause she thought that I was Eman. [RAP MUSIC] - Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. Free drinks. - An old lady. - ATL, turn up. - Tur

n up for what? - Because. You see this dime right here, right? [CRICKETS] You're not even going to let me-- - Last time. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] - There's a hater in the house. Should we get him? - Let's get him. - Yo, cameraman, put the camera on Eman. Boy, you ugly, the remix. Your face look like a bag of hell nah wrapped up in some bitch get off me. It's only two ugly motherfuckers [BLEEP] in here. And bitch, you both of 'em. And if you don't know, now you know. - Oh, it's a two drink minimum t

o make you smile? I do this because I didn't get enough love as a child. Yo, you know my jokes are hot. Imam thinks he's one of these, but he's not. - A rapper? [BUZZER] [CHEERING] - What is wrong with her? - (SINGING) Who we introducing? Who we introducing? - This my cousin Cheryl. And I really, really miss her. But could you please tell DJ D-Wrek that when the dime-- the dime supposed to go into the piggy bank. [BUZZER] And I was trying to tell-- [APPLAUSE] - [CLEARING THROAT] Special announce

ment about the dime. [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER] When you put the dime-- [BUZZER] - That was trash. - Check this out, man. Yo, my man Nick Cannon is so fly. - How fly is he? - Man, he would have got a bell for that damn joke that Emmanuel been doing the whole show. [BUZZER] Hey. Hey, you just don't like dimes, do you bro? - You seen his girlfriend? He definitely don't like dimes. - They definitely don't like dimes. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - What's up, Nick? - What's happening? - Let's say you hire 20 Wi

ld 'n Out girls per season. - OK. - So if 20 Wild 'n Out goddesses have curved Emmanuel Hudson this season, and this has been happening to him for the entire 12 seasons he's been on Wild 'n Out, how many wild and out girls total have curved Emmanuel Hudson? - All right. So 12 seasons? - 12 seasons. - And how many times he tried to holler? - No, no. Not that many times he tried to holler. That's multiple. You hire 20 women per season. [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - How many girls? OK, OK. - How many girl

s total? - OK. So he got curved by 240 girls. - Correct. 240 Black, beautiful queens have told Eman, eww, get away from me. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING] - [CHUCKLING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Yeah, I'm about to say. I thought I grew, but JJ, come here. [BLEEP] just. My [BLEEP], my [BLEEP]. All right. Can you see me well, Nick. All right. So statistically speaking, right, for every beautiful woman is 25 Eman Hudson looking females in the world, right? So if we got eight beautiful women in this Wild 'n

Out crowd, right, how many Eman Hudson looking females is in the Wild 'n Out crowd right now? And don't lie, Nick. They listening. - I mean, first of all, I don't know if you seen all the women in planet Wild 'n Out, but they are all beautiful. They all amazing. - That ain't what I asked you. For every beautiful one, there's 25 Eman Hudson looking ones. So, no. - That's on planet Earth. We on planet Wild 'n Out. Everybody beautiful here. [CHEERING] - No. I don't want to hear it. The correct answ

er would be it's 200 Eman looking women in the building. So that means you was wrong. And your math ain't [BLEEP]. Yep. [BUZZER] [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - All women are beautiful. [CHEERING] - From the New School, give me Bing Bong. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - I'm a fan. I'm a fan. My name is Nems. Don't ever disrespect me and call me Bing Bong, you heard? - Oh. - Ever disrespect me looking like you're about to host a battle with Eminem with the [BLEEP] dreads. [AUDIENCE OOHS] -

Yo! [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - Yo, yo, yo. Shut up. DeRay, I need you here. That's where I want you. - Let's go. - Nims, or whatever it is, you ready? - Your gum don't even have flavor no more, bro. Stop playing. - Let's go. - All right. All right. All right. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. I need DC Young Fly. Eman, right here. [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] - Y'all know the rules. Don't shake this in your route. All right? Stay in your lane. [LAUGHTER] OK? Run that route. - But the chains on your neck cost 36 D

ave and Buster tickets. New winner looking ass. - Boy, I'm bout to get on your got damned kid's Footlocker working ass. Little old I can't reach the top shelf looking ass. - Hey, if you like your job so much, tell them to buy you some real sneakers. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - No, not this time, white boy. This is the Black show. Relax. - Nicholas, you ready? - Yes, I'm ready. - Bitch boy, you ready? - Yes, I'm ready. - I'm ready. I'm ready. Go ahead. - Nick, Nick, I got to say, thanks for having me. Sorr

y about the talk show. Go first. Go first. Go first. Go, go first. Go first. - If you don't get your god damn, grown ass Phineas and Ferb in the face looking ass up [BLEEP] outta here. - Nick Cannon is an example of what happens when you let all 10 of your kids dress you. Grow up. And half of them must be colorblind. Pick a color, man. Golly. - I don't think you understand the rules. - I understand the rules. I also understand toothpaste. - You know what? - Get yourself some toothpaste. [CHEERIN

G] Don't do it. Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Shut up! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Your teeth got me inspired though. Go ahead. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - [CLEARS THROAT] Kiki's thoughts. I wonder if guys know that girls talk about sex just like they do to their friends. [LAUGHTER] My girl came home and said she let him hit. I asked her, was it good? She said, yes. I said, did you [BLEEP] it? She said, yes. I said, let me smell your breath. She said, [EXHALES]. I said, ooh, yeah, girl. Th

at's that [BLEEP] breath right there. Mhm. [BUZZER] - Go back, Emmanuel. - Shut up. Don't talk to me. Y'all going to stop trying me like I'm some type of sample. - You dress like it's the first day of school. - And you got the same head as a Ninja Turtle. Stop playing with me. - Oh, what? What did you say? What did you say? You said I got a what? What's up? - What's up, punching bag body? What's up? I can't tell if this Wild 'n Out or SpongeBob with some jellyfishing glasses on. [DING] - Oh. Kee

p going. [DINGING] - Get him out. Get him out. Get him out. [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] [LAUGHTER] - [SHRIEKING] I'm Bernie's thoughts. You know what? [BLEEP] all that. You look like Emmanuel Hudson with the dreads cut off. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - You sexy in person. You know what? If you going to let me show you what I'd do to you after the show, just leave that water in your mouth. Oh, I got a chance. I'll see you later. - What about me? Can I have some sex? [LAUGHTER] - The way y

ou spit that. Got damn, girl. [LAUGHTER] Stop! Uh, I don't give a [BLEEP]. - Sweetheart, I'm going to keep it real with you. I don't give a damn about this game. I came up here to shoot my shot, right? So since you got water in your mouth, the only way we going to know if you telling the truth if you just follow these directions, OK? You listening? If I'm a guy that you can see yourself having sex with on a first night, leave the water in your mouth. - Ooh. [CHEERING] - Me too. Me too. Me too. [

LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] [DING] - Everybody know I'm the fat boy on the show. You look like Emmanuel if he let himself go. [AUDIENCE OOHS] [DING] - Yo, I'm-- I'm on your team. I'm on your team. - OK. OK. Check it out. Look, that was not my girl. That was my side chick. That's why your breath always smells like my [BLEEP].. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Shut up. Everything you say is wack. Everything you quote, that's the reason why Mariah left. She took you for a joke. - Oh! Oh! [DING] - Another Mariah joke. It

's getting kind of tired. I got a joke for you. [BLEEP] you're fired. [AUDIENCE OOHS] [DINGING] - Look at this [BLEEP]. He looked like Future's past. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Yeah, Emmanuel. - I'm here. I'm here. - I said Emmanuel, it's about to go down. Why do you have on a Wild 'n Out nightgown? Chico Bean, I'm like no other. D-Wrek, give his dime joke one more buzzer. - Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. It ain't over. You fat, you eat left and right overs. You know just how I kick it. I'll flip it. They

don't want to get the dime joke, then forget it. Yo. What's up? - Chico, you know that I am known to rhyme. Nobody got that dumb joke about the dime. But you kept telling it the whole damn show. While you cut a hole in the top of your hat, bro. It looked stupid. And I just want to say that. Give the Wayne Wayne his got damn glasses back. Hey, And I get busy, Chico Bean. I'm the Wild 'n Out Drizzy. [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - Why was your big ass over there? - I only got one thing to tell him, going t

o go on about your hair. Men are not supposed to have titties. But I see you got a couple pair. Eat a salad. That's something I would double dare. I bet when you sit down, you would need double chairs. If you was a superhero, the only thing you would save is food in a Tupperware. - Oh. [DING] - OK. OK. The fat jokes. I'm overweight. That's true. But you look like Whoopi Goldberg if she didn't have The View. [AUDIENCE OOHS] [DING] - Come here, Eman. I need a clap. Come on. Eman, I can't stand you

. Your face reminds me of the Georgia bulldog. If his face is strong, it's just the dog in you. If you bark at me, I'll bark right back at you. [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - Tell the truth, hey, Royce, here's a message from me. You look just like the Count from Sesame Street. One, two, three, four, five, six, Emmanuel, you sound like this. [BARKING] [LAUGHTER] - Eman, that was funny, not as funny as this. Your dreadlocks smell like pelican piss. Hey, like pelican piss. Your dreadlocks smell like pelica

n piss. It's not as funny as this. Your dreadlocks smell like pelican piss. - Y'all can shut the hell up. Y'all can really shut the hell up. I'm supposed to be Old School. - Eman gets emotional. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. - Yo, who wants the drama? - Cortez baby mama is so broke. - How broke is she? - The ducks threw bread at her. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - That's rude. - OK. All right. Let's see what we got here. Give me B.

Simone. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Give me Cortez. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Get 'em, Cortez. - OK. Let's keep it clean. B. Simone, you ready? - I'm ready. - Cortez, you ready? - I'm ready. - Run that route. - You oh, my body is elementary, but my head is in high school head ass boy. If you don't get yo, I'm still looking for my boyfriend ugly ass. [LAUGHTER] - You all, where are my glasses? These are prescribed, head ass. - If you don't get yo [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - Out! - Got damned! [CHEERING AN

D APPLAUSE] - Give me, give me funny Mike. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Let's get it. - Give me Cortez. Come on up here, my man. Come on. - Mike, you ready? - I'm ready. - Little Head, you ready? - Absolutely. - Run that route. - Boy, if you don't get your scuba tank full of air, dirty dirt diver, daffy duck super tank stupid bottom head ass on outta here, boy. - Hey, hey. I don't care what they say. That was shaky. - Boy, if you don't get your, I'm only funny on Instagram head ass-- - Boy, you don

't get your-- - Whoa, shaky. - Boy, you don't get yo, beep, beep, beep, my blinker is on right now looking ass up outta here. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Boy, if you don't get your dirty tank top, no sleeve weak muscle having ass-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa. You out. - Got damned! [DING] - Give me Maddy. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Give me Cortez. Here. I want you here. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Run that route. - Cortez, you look like ET phoned home and nobody answered. - If you don't get your got damned pum

pkin spice latte paleface ass the [BLEEP] up out of here. [LAUGHTER] - You look like you should be vibrating on Justina's nightstand. [LAUGHTER] - You look like Justina before MTV loved her. - Oh. You're a virgin. OK. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] [WHISTLE BLOWING] - You out! - Got damned! - That was a good one. We're going to start this thing off right. Give me Cortez. I need you here, because I need to here Cortez revolution. Give me Maddy. Maddy, I need you here. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Maddy, I wa

nt you there. Cortez, you ready? - I'm ready. - Maddy, you ready? - I'm ready. - Run that route. - All right, Cortez out here built like a bad [BLEEP] job-- all teeth. - All white. All white. No, seriously, all white. [LAUGHTER] - You shaky. - OK. So like, how does sex work? You just put the whole body in, or? [AUDIENCE OOHS] - You sleep well at night, don't you? With your stepbrother, right? - Oh, OK. You know, this is perfect. I was looking for the raisin for my potato salad. [AUDIENCE OOHS] -

Let's go, Maddy. Let's go. Let's go. - She put raisins in her potato salad. [WHISTLE BLOWING] - You out! - Got damned! - That's what I'm talking about, Maddy. - Found him a raisin in California. - I need Cortez here. Cortez, I want you here. [CHEERING] Cortez, I need you here. Godfrey, I need you here. - God dammit. - I need you here, Godfrey. [CHEERING] Run that route. - Oh, I'mma go first? OK. OK, Goo-goo, who's Godfrey? - Cortez, you look like an old baby. [LAUGHTER] - Speaking of old, your

ass so old, I bet your sperm walk with a cane. [LAUGHTER] - Cortez, you look like my sperm. [LAUGHTER] - When you died in Soul Plane, your career went with it. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Cortez, you always look like you're far away. [LAUGHTER] Come closer, Cortez. Come closer so Jack can see you. [WHISTLE BLOWING] - You out! - Got damned! [DING] - Man. Oh, [BLEEP], Nick Cannon CD. [DING] - You don't even know what a CD is, lil [BLEEP].. Shut up. [LAUGHTER] - [VOCALIZING] Hello, earthlings. Hello. [DING]

Ooh, this swing is the [BLEEP],, man. [DING] - Oh! - Man had dropped, my man. - There's a hater in the house. Should I get him? - Let's get him. - Hey, yo, put the camera on Cortez, right here in the car. This guy's looking like a little Make-a-Wish over here next to those [BLEEP]. - Where your booster seat? - He's like, they like me. [LAUGHTER] - There's a hater in the house. Should I get him? - Let's get him. - There's a hater in the house. Should we get him? - Let's get him. - Cameraman, come

right here, cameraman. Come right here, cameraman. Where we at? Right here. You ready? Cortez, I see you, little body having ass [BLEEP].. Y'all ass get two checks for talent and a lamp check. Ugly ass. - DC, I don't know if that's Cortez over there. - Oh. My bad, Cortez. - There's a hater in the house. Should we get him? - Let's get him. - There's a hater in the house. Should we get him? - Let's get him. - Hell yeah. Cameraman, put it-- put it-- put it back on goddamn my boy Cortez. Cortez, st

retch your neck a little bit, Cortez. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Oh my God. - Don't that [BLEEP] look like the little dinosaur off The Land Before Time? [LAUGHTER] - Hey DC, DC, Cortez look like when your dog come back after it's been somewhere it ain't supposed to be. - That [BLEEP] look like the little carrot off of Men in Black. (ALIEN VOICE) You ain't have to shoot me like that, Tay. - It's some lil haters, in here. - That [BLEEP] look like, honey, I shrunk the testicles. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Al

l right. Uh, hey, Nick. Glad to be on the show, but can you tell them to stop making fun of my head? Like, I know it's the shape of a big toe. I know. [DING] Because the other day, Emmanuel was like, oh, I went home to my girl and gave her some Cortez. So I was like-- [DING] I was just like, what's some Cortez? He was like, some little head. So I was just confused, man. I was just saying, bro. I'm just saying. Like, that ain't funny, bro. - [CHUCKLING] - (SINGING) My daddy walked out of my life,

but he'll be back. (SPEAKING) I don't know if y'all can tell, but, you know, I'm not a virgin no more, right. But Nick, was she supposed to be hard the entire time? [LAUGHTER] [DING] Because I was wet. Like, I was soaking wet. Hey, Nick. She made me squirt. [LAUGHTER] - Cortez got to go to timeout right now. [CHEERING] Damn shame what Santwon did to that boy. - He ain't tall enough to ride this. Uh uh. No. - All right. Cortez, come here, buddy. DJ D-Wrek, keep the beat exactly the same. (RAPPIN

G) Uh, uh, uh, uh. Yo. Uh, uh. Yo, my bars are cold. You better seek shelter. How am I battling one of Santa's little helpers? [AUDIENCE OOHS] [DING] - Come here. As soon as I spot him, drop him. You look so much like Welvin, I thought you was going to say, ha. Got him! [DING] [DINGING] [AIRHORN] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Come here, Cortez. With a dome like that, you know that I oughta laugh. Your head should ask Chico's head for an autograph. [DING] - Come on, Cortez. Yo. (RAPPING) You messin'

with Holly, you better back down. Better ask around, you'll get smacked down. It's a hassle. Oh, I remember you. You was in the movie The Little Rascals. How's Alfalfa? [DING] - OK. Look, look. OK. He went and got new teeth, all for the show. But I googled him. His net worth is zero. [LAUGHTER] - OK, look. Now, I'm in the middle. I had the wrong movie. This the rap from Stuart Little. [CHEERING] - Hey. Hey. - Get him. - Look, I think it's funny you make music, DC. I also think it's pretty funny

no one buys your CDs. When it comes to your career, you should just give it up, 'cause your music worse than Justina's. And Justina's music sucks. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Hold up. Why you find that so? Well, you sound like a [BZZT] mosquito. [CHEERING] I don't know what the hell that [BLEEP] saying. All I heard was [BZZT]. - DC, hold up. - What did he say? He said, [BZZT] - DC, hold up. - Cortez, my rap style is heavenly. Your body says you're 12, but your hairline says you're 70. Plus you too shy. Ho

w you got no buzz but you still shaped like a fruit fly? [CHEERING] [DING] - And we taking shots at you, Swag, 'cause you look so silly. You ain't Radio Big Mack. You just Big Mack's titty. - OK. - Get him. Get him, Swag. - Get him, Swag. - Go crazy, Swag. - You got a little head. It look like PEZ, Cortez. I said what I said. You talking about me, but you the same size as DC's leg. [LAUGHTER] Wildstyle. - Cortez, I will throw you like a hand grenade. I seen your mugshot pictured on a can of Raid

. Look. - Wildstyle. - Yo. - Talk to him. - I mess with Maxo Kream, but I'll smack your team. Cortez, you sure as hell look like a wack old fiend. And I know they probably mad that I'm all that. Bobby and Cortez together look like a ball sack. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Oh. - Look. Justina, when you grab the mic, it do get scary. But you look like Mr Nigel Thornberry. One more thing. Let me say [BLEEP] it. We may look like a ball sack, but you wouldn't hesitate to [BLEEP] it. [CHEERING] - That was a good

comeback. - They're relatively sized. - [BLEEP] The hell of a comeback. - Ayo, DJ D-Wrek? - Yeah, what's up? - Cut the beat. Cortez, no one would date you. You're an ugly hater. The only person that gave you a little [BLEEP] was Mother Nature. [CHUCKLING] - What that mean? - Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! - Move! - I'm at the front. Let's go, Cortez. - Yeah. - [BLEEP] - Con, you's a very fashionable dude up on stage with your teeth matching the same color as your shoes. [DING] - Inch. - Shut up. Ma

n, you better shut it up. - Shut it up. - And Check, you can't even see what you talking about. Yo fat ass on stage built like a roundabout. - Let's go. - And Nick, every time you hit the booth, [BLEEP] go so, so left. Hey, you just signed to a record label because you make music for so-so deaf. - Yo, this is very funny. Matter of fact, the comedy, I say, thank you. But motha-motha-[BLEEP],, what the [BLEEP] is going on with your ankles? [AUDIENCE OOHS] [DING] - Wait, wait, Nick, don't talk abou

t his ankles trying to make that a joke. - Joke? [BLEEP] - He looks up to you. Them ankles match your coat. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] - Cortez, you lack confidence. I think you need to get more. You the last ferret no one bought at the pet store. And every time you spit, it's really toxic. You look like the sperm before the Plan B stops it. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Oh! - Wait, wait. - Shut up! Shut up! - Oh-- - He's still talking. - OK. I was-- - And Nick, every day, I wake up, and I'm like, how is this foo

l rich? Up on stage dressed like a trappin' out celery stick. [LAUGHTER] - Uh huh. - Nick, let's kill 'em. - Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. He had a good question. How am I still rich? Because I be coming up with all type of billion dollar IPs, like Lilo and Stitch. [AUDIENCE OOHS] [DING] - Lose some weight, because, dog, we all know you fat. But what we really want to know is how does it feel to have that little [BLEEP] [BLEEP] on your back? [DINGING] [CHEERING] - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. - Baby da

ddy. - Baby mama. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. Yo, who wants the drama? - Justina's father slash baby daddy is so racist-- - How racist is he? - --he called the cops because his shadow was Black. [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER] - That's stupid. - Give me Justina. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Give me Cortez. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] Justina, are you ready? - Ready. - Little head Cortez, you ready? - I'm ready. - Run that route. - I got glasses that's thicker than your ass. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Cortez, you look like the

[BZZT] mosquito that started the Zika virus. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Yo skin color the same color as bacon when it start out. [LAUGHTER] - Cortez, you look like a bouncer at a preschool. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - You look like you got way too much testosterone in your body and not enough estrogen. [LAUGHTER] - Cortez, when I look at you, all I hear is E.T. phone home. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] - That's why they parted your hair the wrong way and I can see all your tracks. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] - Cortez, Cortez.

- You out! - Got damned! [CHEERING] [DING] - Give me Justina. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Justine, ay! - Give me Carlos Miller. - Y'all know what time it is. [CHEERING] - Run that route. - Carlos, you look like the uncle at the cookout that kill it on the grill but no one wants the little kids around. [AUDIENCE OOHS] - Girl, if you don't get your God damn truck stop hooker looking ass up out of there. - Carlos, you look like the manager at Jiffy Lube. [ENGINE NOISES] Not the transmission. It's the

alternator. - Girl, if you don't get ya goddamn adult Wendy's looking ass up outta here. [LAUGHTER] - Carlos, if you don't get yo I think I'm the man but I live in Chico B's shadow up ass out of here. - If you don't get yo goddamn I'm a white woman but I wear my weave and B. Simone looking ass up out of here. - Carlos, if you don't get your I'mma be the first one to have a Wild 'n Out pension up ass out of here. - Justina, if you don't get your God damned (IMITATING ELECTROLARYNX) I've been smo

king cigarettes since 11th (NORMALLY) grade looking ass up out of here. [CHEERING AND LAUGHTER] - You out! - Got damned! [DING] - Girl, that ass about as flat as a boy. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Oh, come on. - This really was Justina booty shaped like. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [APPLAUSE] - Ayo, Justina, there goes your ass right there. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - What? [CHEERING] - Your scene is the winner's podium. - All right. This is the Flat Ass Olympics. And we have Maddy at number one. Maddy, can I have you co

me down, please. - Maddy, you don't have to-- - Justina at number two. [LAUGHTER] - At least I'm not number one. - Kelsey, you're number three. Let's go. - Aw. [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - Kelsey, come up here. - The scene is an extinction-level event. [CHEERING] - This is what my vagina felt like after DC Young Fly hit it. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - I just want to make this clear. It was already burning before I got in here. [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Your scene is in a shoe store. - God damn. Hey, Justina, all th

ese boxes got dildos in 'em? [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Your scene is a trailer park. - (COUNTRY ACCENT) I know I don't belong around these parts, but can Justina come out and play? [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Your next scene is at a pet store. - Uh, Justina, what kind of food you said you want again? [LAUGHTER] [DING] - Your scene is a funeral casket. - Damn, man. Here lies Justina walls, man. That's crazy. - And they used their tracks to make the drapes. [LAUGHTER] - Damn. [DING] - Your answer is lines that

sound racist but really aren't. [BUZZER] - What is, yo, my name is Justina Valentine. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [BUZZER] - What is Nick, you ain't do it right. Her voice sounds like this. (IMITATING REVVING CHAINSAW) [DING] - All right, ATL. My man Akon is so fly. - How fly is he? - Before Akon, no convict could do it. He signed T-Pain and Lady Gaga to Konvict Muzik. When he's in the room, I don't see another man. But will you bring this white girl home to the motherland? [AUDIENCE OOHS] [CHEERING AND A

PPLAUSE] - No, no, no. Stay away. It's right there in Nebraska. [LAUGHTER] - Bitch, I'm from Jersey. [APPLAUSE] - Hey, Winnie. You are so beautiful, girl. We actually have a lot in common, because everyone tells me that I should be a supermodel. - April Fools. [LAUGHTER] [DING] April Fools. You got the body of an iPhone. Ain't nobody-- you ain't-- [CHEERING] [DING] [DING] - Come on, bruh. You ain't modeling. - Come on, bruh. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - (DEEP VOICE) Ooh, boy. Ooh, [BLEEP]. Chico, y

ou right. This Marseilles is crazy. - That Marseilles [BLEEP] hitting [BLEEP].. [CHUCKLING] - (DEEP VOICE) God damn. This how Justina talk. God damn. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Hey, NeNe. How you doing, babe? You do such a good job on Housewives. And watching you actually made me think that I would be great for New Jersey Housewives. I mean, I think I have all the components. You know, I work hard. I'm talented. I look good. I'm thick as hell. [CHEERING] NeNe, you don't think I'

m thick? - Hey, Justina built like a Grand Theft Auto stripper. [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERING] [APPLAUSE] - OK. - Yeah. See, Jordan, when I was growing up, I was really good at gymnastics, like really good. No, no, for real. I was really good. And then one day, my coach sat me down. And he was like, Justina, it's just not going to work out because you're way too thick. He was like, how are you going to flip in the air with all that ass? You're not even going to be able to get it into the leotard.

He's like, it's going to be flying kicks. - (SINGING) You wish you had a time machine. [LAUGHTER] [BUZZER] - Normally, when we have on our Wild 'n Out costumes and wardrobe, I feel like I'm very covered up. But today, I feel like you can actually see my true figure and how thick I really am. And all this cake batter-- - You ain't got no damn ass, girl. [LAUGHTER] - But-- - You got on a see-through, and we see right through your ass. [LAUGHTER] [DINGING] [AIRHORN] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - Miss J

uicy, you are holding it down, baby. Now, Nick, Miss Juicy is exactly what I see when I look in the mirror. I mean a strong, thick-- - Didn't we already go over this? Nah. - Beautiful-- - If your booty growing, it's growing on the inside. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] - OK. Listen, Nick. OK. I'm on the Black team, usually I'm on the red. The team is the same color of my head. I keep rapping and rapping and rapping and rapping for no reason. I've been rapping for like four or five seasons. J

ustina. Yes, squad. - You got on the red waist train. I ain't never seen that. Real talk. Listen, and I mean that. Look, I'm going to tell you it looking scary. You look like a nasty ass strawberry. Strawberry in the bottom of the bag. - China, real quick baby. Yo yo. Hey yo, China. You ain't beat for this battling. You went and bagged the least famous Kardashian. With all that plastic, who's going to smash? Your body recyclable, but your career is trash. But you ain't got no ass. - Cut that out

. Hell no, Justina. You ain't finna go at my team. I can't believe you did this. Yo like the underground Atlanta cause everything down there going out of business. - Hey. Well DC, I'm the bomb baby. You need that spark. Your booty hole's as wide as Piedmont park. - You should've got some ass shots. And I'm going to knock at the door. Look at your nose. It's not even yours. She only can breathe out the left side. 'Cause I got the [BLEEP] up on the right. - DC, you don't want that smoke. Every day

you're going because you ain't got no joke. - I do got a joke. You just gotta listen. You probably can't hear me cause your voice keep nagging. - Let me get Justina. Here we go. Justina, let's have a heart to heart. You got the voice of Marge Simpson and the body of Bart. We in Atlanta, and I immediately thought of you. That outfit, damn. That's an affordable prostitute. - I know you ain't talking. Looking real sloppy. Look, she a thot. That's why she got lips all over her body. - Ooh. - Justin

a. I said Justina, what you coming at my team for? I'm kicking back a little off the casamigos. You know I sip the Henny, you know that I sip the Tito's. But no matter how drunk I get, I ain't [BLEEP] no hot cheeto. - Let me get Justina. Listen, Justina. You went on Chico and Carlo's podcast. You keep telling them lies. You don't deserve to be on 85 South just because you went south on 85 guys. You banged. Hey, you banged-- ayo, ayo. You banged DC, E-man. You brought it further. There's beef in

your buns. It's not a burger. You let the lil homie kill your box. That's a Bobby Shmurda. - Please, please. - Yo, this red head needs to leave the stage. You know how many diseases, her DNA is rearranged. The only thing that spreads quicker than COVID-19 is Justina's legs. - Justina, when you grab the mic it do get scary. But you look like Mr. Nigel Thornberry. One more thing, let me say. [BLEEP] We may look like a ball sack, but you wouldn't hesitate to [BLEEP].. - Bobby told me to go against

you. I said no because you're not even worthy. Too many manly features. Are you sure that you're girly? Your box trash, your butt flat. You just look dirty. So stop gassing yourself up. That's illegal in Jersey. - Hey Justina, I ain't going to lie. You're the queen of this. But the only reason you're here is because you're probably with Nick. I'm surprised you didn't get pregnant because you've been popping plan B's. But now you're stuck on here because you ain't got no plan B. - OK. - Hi, Nick.

- What's up, queen? - Nothing much. I have a question for you. - OK. - If you have the smallest in the Wiling Out cast, your name is Conceited. But if you're the smallest state in America, what is your name? - Smallest state in the United States of America? - Yeah. - Rhode Island. - Yeah. You're right. - There it is. - Give me Conceited. I need you right here. Come on. Come, y'all ready? - Ready. - Y'all ready? - Let's get it. - You so fat, the pastor couldn't even lift your spirit. - Let's go,

dog. - This is what happens when a Haitian woman put all her jewelry on a voodoo doll. If you don't get your little body up. - Why the hell y'all got me going against Malcolm XXL? - This look like the world's most expensive wind up. Yeah. Cut the beat, cut the beat. - You kiss all your women like this. - You got a big upper body and little legs. You look like Larry Lobster from SpongeBob. - You look like a bouncer at a daycare. Hey, sit your ass-- hey, no. You can't come in here. No, sit your a

ss down. I run this. I run this. - Tied to them legs still. They look like they did not finish downloading. - Hey ladies. This what happens when he tells you. Yeah, I pulled out. A little bit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - There's a hater in the house. Should we get him? - Let's get him. - There's a hater in the house. Should I get him? - Let's get him. - Hey camera man. Put the camera right here on Candy. - That's your teammate. - Come with your hips, body, and ass. - Damn, cousin. Ain't know you and

Candy was that close. - Your answer is budget friendly date ideas. - What is going out to eat with Con because he still eats off the kids menu? - All the same. - All right, Nick. My boy. We go back, man. You know I've been knowing you for a while. You know and it keeps me bad, just close to you baby. I know about you, OK? I just got a question about two of your closest bad bitches, right? We'll have a bad bitch contest and see who's in first place. Now will it be exhibit A? Gone? Very bad bitch

es. Or will it be exhibit B? Give it to me. Now D-wreck was doing-- D-wreck was doing duck lips back in the 90's, baby. We want to know who's in first place. - I plead the fifth. - Jason Lee, which one's a badder bitch to you? I just want to know your opinion. - I ain't going to plead the fifth. I'm going to take Con. - Listen, I'm four foot five. That's really sad. I couldn't get on a ride at six flags. I walk in your crib and ask what's to eat. My favorite line is yo DJ, D-wreck. Cut the beat.

- Let them come here. You think you have bars, but there's not all of that. I would bother you face to face but you only reach up to my sack. - Once again, this song. I'm back in my zone. If you're smoking, I'm throwing bullets like I'm Patrick Mahomes. Dragging your dome. These rounds knock a patch out your soul. I wonder, how many outfits your little casket can hold? The Drake open up your face, now your casket is closed. You cut the beat because you're weak and you lacking the flow. You ain'

t never got it braggin before. But I get it breaking before. I look in your eyes and I could tell you a ho. - Hold on, Aiken. First and foremost, I want to say your chain is mad fire. But with that bald face and that butt chin, boy, you look like Quagmire. Hold on, wait a minute. Now it's really game on. With this burnt orange, you look like a chicken mcnugget with chains on. Hold on, wait a minute. Now I got to talk to the boss. Because if you're the chicken mcnugget with this bright green, he

got to be the sweet and sour sauce. - Man. - See, look at you man. Everything I do, you can tell Con hate it. He really want to be me. He Con-centrated. Used to be on my team, but now Con's traded. - Oh. - All up on my, [BLEEP] dog, I guess you Con-stipated. - Oh. - Come up. And you-- you want to talk stupid? If she Kim Possible, look. You Rufus. - You saw, and I know you hate it. I will take everything off you. You won't have [BLEEP] turn you from Con to Con-stipated. - Got it crazy. - Are you

constipated? - Conceited, you look like the most gangster smurf I've seen in all of my life. You are so tiny that TI calls you his wife. - Oh. - Conceited, you dissin Soulja Boy's music. You think that'll fold? Crank, that went platinum. How many albums have you sold? - Ayo DJ D-wreck, cut the beat. - Your career never took off. Literally, it stayed the same. How you on season 15 when season one changed? - Hold on, hold on, hold on. All right. - No. Shut up. Conceited. You is not that dude. You

a grown ass boy with Crayola tattoos. - Can I-- can I go now? - No. Shut up. It's new school day. That's all I got to say. - Oh. Damn, all right. Hold on. Now I just got to scorch this kid the right way. Take off your glasses, you look like Sid from Ice Age. Fat boy. You so hungry, you used a donut for a wedding ring. Fat boy, SSE stands for Super Size Everything. - We ain't done. Hell naw. We ain't done. Look at your outfit. Green says-- - Let it go. - Pink says, I'm with it. Orange says, stop

playing boy. Come get it. - DJ D-wreck, cut the beat. - Yo Conceited. I know you tired of me talking about your height, but you're a good sport. I mean I only got a few more jokes, but I promise Imma keep it short. They said you played basketball, right? Of course not. You played baseball. You was a shortstop. - Hold on, Con Hold on, Con. Before you go, man. Now I was sitting back behind my team, just cooling. Now you see, I'm about to have to turn Conceited into a Con-clusion. - Ooh. - Yeah, no

w I see. Somebody come up here and give this baby a bib. You know with your type of height, I'm sure all your friendships are short-lived. - Oh. - And I'm going to be honest with you. When I get to shooting these big shots, you better take cover. You see this captain hat? I've been motorboating your mother. - Yo, listen. Yo. Why are you eating a ranch? I'm so sick of him. He a fickle friend, always trying to stick his pickle in. Imma kill him quicker then take his frickin' face and kick it in. R

ap style Todd like your name is Michelin. Justina quarterback like a promo. You ain't got no mojo. So so. I'm going to give you this one time, like I told you. If I give you [BLEEP],, that'd be considered a low blow. Look, you a leprechaun. Let me get it on. You'll be dead and gone. I'm going to do my thing till I get it on. You a little gnome who only likes silicone. When I do my thing, I'm going to tell you that you're dead and gone. You big headed for what? That little thing is the [BLEEP]..

Sick as a duck and you got trouble getting it up. I'm getting cheddar so I'm going to let this mouse watch. Your mom should've used you as mouthwash. - Whoa. Y'all people understand. That's-- that's all freestyle. - It's your team. It's your team. - Yo DJ D-wreck. Cut the beat. Your boy Candy, in her own lane. The rest of the cast, bumper to bumper. Conceited only throw me shade to cover up the fact that he is undercover. My brother, one question. No shade, just be honest. Do the Con on your cha

in stand for Con artist? - No it does not. - Hey DJ D-wreck. - Yo, what up? - Cut the beat. - Oh, she took Con's smoke. - Con and Charron, aren't y'all two supposed to be rappers? Well I'm about to eat you for lunch. Because the only way you could get a hit is if Wiz Khalifa passed you the blunt. - You said we would only get a hit from the blunt? That was really phoney. Because in the hood, you're like a blunt. Because once they hit it, they pass you to the homies. - And real talk coming against

us, this is where the fun stop. You're such a [BLEEP],, every time you take a step it's considered a slutwalk. - All right, Charron. I was at the slutwalk, and it really changed my world. I was in the streets hoeing with your mom and your girl. Well it's funny you mention rappers because I really think you got zero bars. If having sex was like Uber, I would rate that zero stars. - DJ, cut the beat please. Thank you, DJ. All right, come here Con. You first. Hey yo, Con. I got a question. Help me

figure it out. You're 45 and 5'4. What you so Conceited about? It can't be your music. You don't have no hits on the street. Your trash ass can't even catch a simple Wiling Out beat. And Hit. Just cause you normally dripped in red, you're not a gangster rapper. You're a college kid, bro. You're just poly a Kappa. Hit Man, holla. That name ain't fooling me. Your name is Gerald Felton Junior. You was born a Lil G. Hey. - Come here, come here. Please believe I'm going to leave him feeling defeated

. Yeah I lied and said the sex was good. That's why he's Conceited. Cut, cut, cut the beat. I just dissed you. Ugly ass [BLEEP]. I'd probably [BLEEP] smack you, but I'd miss you. - We are not related. I don't know where he lives. - But I know DC's sister and she know why my feet so big. - At the family reunion. Who is that dude? - This my cousin Whitney and she single as can be. Her last [BLEEP] left cause she got a chest just like DC. - At the family reunion. Who we introducing? Who we introduc

ing? - Answer is Wilding Out cast members' childhood nicknames. - What is DC Young Fly, ugly ass little boy. Ugly ass little boy. - DC's laugh sounds like-- - What is when you stub your pinky toe on the edge of the table? - What is when you getting a whooping and they hit that spot that you can't reach? - What is the Lion King, Mufasa. Say it again. - Oh, OK. OK. What is when the police get behind you and you know you got everything in the car? - The scene is an extinction level event. - This is

what my vagina felt like after DC Young Fly hit it. - And the award goes to DC Young Fly. Make some noise for DC Young Fly. - Why you guys look like Deebo from Friday? - New Jersey, turn up. - Turn up for what? - Turn up, twin brother. Wilding Out brought me back and flew me first class, with my service animal. - Oh my god. Y'all are not going to believe who is in the building tonight. A household name, started so many fights. Broke up so many families. Like hey, man. Take it away, man. - Guys,

this is great. Make some noise for your favorite Uno card, the wild round four. Oh my god. Give me six. Draw two after that. Draw four. - Wild out. - Now goddamit DC Young Fly. Imma take your microphone, you keep talking [BLEEP] up here. - I want DC. - No, I want DC. - Your topic is nostalgia. - Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Hey yo, I smoke you like [BLEEP].. I'll play with your [BLEEP] like a Nintendo. - Oh, my Nintendo? Hold up, no style. Boy your [BLEEP] built like a Rottwei

ler. - Oh goddamn. Here was the term. This looked like a earthworm. Yo. - I look like an earthworm? Boy, please stop. If you don't get your [IMITATING SEA LION] looking ass up out here. - This boy over here thinking he a thug. Like why you look like one of them in A Bug's Life? - Hold up. A Bug's Life? Hold up. Where your little head at? You better not. - Act like you could. You probably could beat. Me but since this Atlanta, sound like DC. - [SCREAMS] [LAUGHTER] Get your ass up here, boy. - You

know I'm a gentleman. Lesbians first, man. - If I'm a lesbian, boy, your ass up here built like a auntie. Ugly ass boy. Ain't no kids. - Go like this again and stop. Don't he look like a Citi Trends mannequin? If you don't get your ass out of here. - OK, hold up. I bet your glucose level high as hell. Ugly ass boy. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Listen, man. I saw that movie How High. And what I want to know is how high was the [BLEEP] that gave you that role? Your acting in that movie was very-- i

t was very-- - Shaky, shaky. - Exactly. - OK, OK, OK. - I know you ain't talking. - OK. Your weave been laughing all day. - All right. Hey. Hey, Nick. I couldn't come up with any jokes for this game, so actually DC wrote me some jokes. [LAUGHTER] - Cover me. I'll be there for you, little stupid boy. Imma tell you one thing. Imma make it real clear, boy. You don't know who I am? You better bring that ass here, boy. Leader of the new school, so I'm on the best side. Make some noise if you repping

that West side. - DC on fire. - Do the DC Fly. - Let me get DC. - The hell you want with me, man? - I got a couple of bars, let me spit them out. Jordan, you a gymnast but I'm the one that's flipping out. And DC, you really bummed me. It's true. How does it feel that homeless people give money to you? - All right, all right, all right. That was cool. Because I take the money, all right. OK, my bad. Nicholas Cannon, cool. Now, look. You couldn't do it so you brought your trick, trick, trick. And

when you moved, your whole outfit be like [SHHH] [LAUGHTER] - It do. - Whole outfit like swish, swish, swish. - When he move his whole outfit go swish, swish, swish. His whole outfit go swish, swish, swish. - Yo DC made fun of my outfit. He said it goes swish, swish, swish. And it tricks. But I can tell you, I go swish, swish, swish in your mom. Get it going, get it cracking a lot. And matter of fact, we does this. We packing a lot. Cause this team winning. This something, we does that. Your who

le squad look like mother-- Rugrats. Look like the dude like, hey girl. Where my hug at? Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. So Imma say this fast. Imma say this quick. Everybody know that I came to play, I'm slick. But I'm going to tell you like this. DC Young Fly. Fly is your right name because you attracted it [BLEEP].. - Facts. - DC, no fly. You look like-- - A small fry. - Thank you. - You got it. - Still I did. Yeah. - We're all going on and on. I do this by the hour. Matter of

fact, you know Nick Cannon got the power. And you know, you could be DC Young Fly if you get a comb. It look like this came out the dryer. The lint. The lint, the lint. The little [BLEEP] in the dryer. - Wait, wait, wait. DC, DC. Why you come at me? You supposed to be my little brother, man. How are you going to flee and then try to run off like you's a ski. Don't his hair look like some regular weed? - You're talking about my hair. Hold up. You built like a nasty fruit roll up. - Fruit roll up

? Dog, you don't want it. These chains so small, ain't they supposed to have candy on it? - Hold on. Wait a minute, I'm out. - You up here looking like a lesbian bug. And DC, you know I got amazing skill. You the last roach standing that the Raid couldn't kill. And DC, I don't even know why you came. You look like an offspring of a water bug and Lil Wayne. - And you, Pez. Whatever's on your face can easily be erased with a wipe. You look like you was born in an exhaust pipe. - Wait a minute. The

re's a lady. - Yeah. - My music's top 10, and I just got me a cold feature. DC not getting the verse. And Nick Cannon, you either. - What the-- - Having fun on this beat. I don't like none of the shoes that's on any of y'all mother-- feet. - Wild style. Wild style. - Right now, he's going crazy. Yo, he can't get a feature from that [BLEEP] Morray. DC, what you got to say? He think your shit is way played. And I'm going to tell you like this. I'm a juicer. Matter of fact, you need to get in the g

ym like you used to. - OK. - Let's switch it up. Let's switch it up. Here we go. Come here, DC. Let's go. - Carolina, let's go. - You never had a [BLEEP] singing like me in the Wildstyle. And if he, it ain't no good. It just got upgraded now. DC, you think you're funny. You just all day. Excuse me. Watch out. You in the real way. Watch out. You in a real nigga way. Watch out. You in a really good way. Oh, watch out. You in a really good way. - DC, you ain't something insane. You look like the pu

bic hairs that got stuck in the drain. - Ooh, talk to him. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. Don't do that. Stop. You got something? Stop that. Stop that. Talking to me? All them bars you just spit was wack, though. Nick. What's up, my [BLEEP]. You hired all these white folks. I thought this was a Black show. - DC. DC so mad, boy. Take a vacation. This is season 15, gentrification. - There it is. - Hold up, hold up. Hold up. - You love white people. - I know you ain't talking. Let's go ahead and set

this thing clear. Your ass got fired. What the [BLEEP] are you doing here? - OK, all right. OK, OK. You think I got fired, but that ain't legit. Like Royce's barber, I said I quit. - Well he said he quit? That sound kind of funny. Then I guess he needed more money. - OK, one more. One more. OK, one more. All right. You say-- - Ding ding ding ding ding. - No, no, no, no, no. You say-- you say I need money. Maybe that's true. But at least I didn't do How High 2. - Ding ding. - Why you talking abou

t my white brother getting fired? Yeah, it's something we could tell. He got fired from Wiling Out. It ain't as bad as getting fired from TRL. - Wait a minute. - DC, I don't mean to be mean. But you look like the richest roach I've ever seen. And before you speak, your breath is too strong. You just look like Chris Tucker who got left in the dryer too long. - I'll talk to him. DC, you know I want to kick it. Your ugly ass look like a deep fried cricket. - Cut the beat. You don't ever say nothing

about me. I should get off. Up here looking like a gangster bottle of Pepto Bismol. - Well DC, we know you get girls but they only the slutty kind. That's why I never hit you with the dutty wine. You know Justina V, I am no liar. You out here burning [BLEEP] so they screamin' mo fire. - Oh. - Mo fire. - A-yo, DC. We going to make a toast to your career, son. Right? But I'm from B-more, and I know a roach when I see one. - Unlike most, you can never be better than me. How you a drug dealer, only

carry regular weed. And DC, you don't want no smoke. How you got a pencil and can't write good jokes? - Damn. - DC. Everything he say, it tends to be a bore. With all that denim on, you look like you're going to the millennium tour. - OK, OK, OK. - I'm Justina Valentine, OK? - OK. - It's Brooke and Justina. Y'all are just passengers. We come through, it's Valentine's Day massacre. DC, why you screaming thug life? You look like the main character from A Bug's Life. DC, the truth is, I think that

you a bitch. Atlanta, don't he look like the alien from Lilo and Stitch? I'm up here, and one more thing. Cause of Nick, I'm getting bread. And you look just like a farmer cause you only deal with chicken heads. - Hold up. That was kind of funny, I cracked a smile. But if you take off your hat, you look just like Oscar Proud. Hold on. You thought that was going to be the thing. But in the face, you look like one of them hyenas off of Lion King. - Don't nobody say. I'm still [BLEEP] up off this

girl's braids. - Talking about her brains? That joke wasn't that good. Why look like your arms built like two broken backwoods? - Hey. Mr. Cannon. - Yes, Bobby. - How you doing, man? I think this would fall under the geography subject. OK? - All right. - So the oldest living tree is 4843 years old, right? - OK. - Now the oldest cast member in Godfrey is 152 years old, right? So we all know what Godfrey old ass is. He right there. You know what I mean? Dying. And where is this tree located, thoug

h? - All right. Well first off, I would challenge Godfrey being the oldest cast member and say it's DJ D-wrecks over there. - No, no. No, no. Let me give you the answer to your question. - It's going to be California, where an old ass D-wreck is from. - Hey, hey. Good trees, old trees. That's where they at, baby. California. - They got the best trees. - Boy, you know something. Hey, now. - So class, we have a long day today. Welcome to science studies, mathematics reading class 101, OK? Now as y

ou can see, I have this globe here. Mr. Nicholas Cannon, how are you buddy? - Good. I'm good. How are you? - Scholar. This question should be very easy for you. The width of the Earth is approximately 12.742 million meters. There is only one other sphere that is greater than, or equal to, the size of the Earth. Is that sphere A, Mars. B, Jupiter. C, Saturn. Or DJ D-wreck's head. - You know what? That's a tough one. I'm going to have to go with DJ D-wreck's head. - And you are correct, Mr. Nichol

as. Thank you. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. - Hey yo, who wants the drama? - DJ D-wreck's baby mama is so old. - How old is she? - When she left the museum, the alarm went off. - Oh. - Because he said, like, she was an exhibit in the museum. - I understood what he was saying. It just wasn't funny. - Oh, thanks. Thank you there. Look, I'm really sorry. But this relationship, it's kind of like DJ D-wreck in between seasons of Wildin' Out. It's ju

st not working at all. - That's not true. - You've done it. - That's not true at all. - I know-- with the bush man. Hold on, hold on. We had this conversation. Tiger and D-wreck, they really wasn't feeling the bull. They said they like-- they too masculine for this. And D-wreck over there making us fall, giving us all these hard ass words. I think we want to see you ride this damn bull. Why you bull spintting? Why you bull spitting? Why you bull spitting? Why you bull spitting? Here we go. Why y

ou bull spitting? Awful. Well y'all, give it up for DJ D-wreck. - Do the idiot boy. It's kind of dope, though. Do the jerk. - Oh we could do better than that. Y'all could do better than that. - Watch this. - You could do better than that. - Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. Eat that ass up. - Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can we cancel clearly the bell button because you're giving everything a bell when it's what they cancel. Can we cance

l your mom, perhaps? Can we cancel a guy for even thinking of you? Can we cancel anything that has anything to do with DJ Wreck? Or else I want to cancel my damn self in this costume. Can I cancel me for being close to you? Can I cancel anything that has anything to do with you? - Creeping in the dark. - I was creeping through the dark, and what did I find? I saw an out of work DJ out of his prime. I really mean it. - What are you doing in the dark? Creepin in the dark. In the dark. - Your scene

is the stone age. - What's up, bro? No, I'm at the hospital DJ d-wreck was born at. - There's a hater in the house. Should I get him? - Let's get him. - There's a hater in the house. Should I get him? - Let's get him. - I guess I'll pop it out, camera man. Can you go ahead, and please? I want the camera on the biggest hater of me, DJ D-wreck. Put the camera on DJ D-wreck. With your old ass, you decided to pay tribute by dressing like a Nintendo 64 logo. Stupid ass. Uno drawful dressing ass. I b

et when you looked in the mirror with that outfit on, you said, I'm about to change the game. Literally. Stupid ass, but I'm on your ass. - This person should lose their job immediately. - We all thinking the same thing. - Well go ahead. I'll wait, go ahead. Go ahead. - Who is DJ D-wreck? - I was going to say the same thing, bruh. DJ-- DJ, my back. DJ, my knee. DJ. - All right. World events that happened the year DJ D-wreck was born. - What is, he DJ'ed the Boston tea party? - What is Juneteenth

? - That was a good one. - What is the big bang? - All right. - Your answer is, signs that tell you he's broke. - You're fast. - What is, he's still the DJ on Wildin' Out? - Your answer is, ways people show their age without saying how old they are? - What is DJ-ing Wildin' Out for 17 seasons? - And hosting. - Your answer is, excuses D-wreck gives for still being on Wildin' Out? - What is medical and dental benefits? - That's true. - It's good. - What is, then he'd actually have to learn how to

DJ? - I'm going to go ahead and push this button right here. OK, let's move on. - What is because you don't have no other friends? Or other jobs. - We're going to move on. - So I can state the obvious. What is, it's the only job I have? And I'm homeless. - Don't put his business on TV. - No, we got to. Y'all over here making us all be real. He sleeps at that DJ booth. - Your answer is songs on DJ D-wreck's favorite playlist. - What is, I got the whole world on my neck? - What is Gigolo? Because

you're Nick Cannon's bitch. - The crowd like that one. - What is, you'll never find [VOCALIZING] a forehead like mine. - I like big heads and I cannot lie. - What is, this old man. He played one. He played knick knack for [BLEEP] [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] [DINGING] - There's a birthday. Hey, DJ D-wreck. He's dumb as hell. - Yeah. - It's my birthday. - I hate D-wreck. - You stupid. - My name is Nick. - Yeah. - Ain't no one flyer. - Yeah. - If I get a buzzer. - Yeah. - D-wreck, you fired. [BUZZER] - Ha

ve we got any DJs in the house? No DJs? - Kill it and kill it and kill it. - Your topic is side hustles. - Yo, Emmanuel. Yo. Hey yo, Emmanuel. We talkin about side hustles. You know I got the bootleg J's and girls bundles. - You got the bundles, man. That sounds fun. Can you hook me up with two, because my girl need some. - I said your girl needs some? Bro, I got what you need. Matter of fact, I'm selling some of Nick's old CDs. - I'm cool on those, but I can tell you what I need. Friday, my fav

orite movie, I need one, two, and three. - Hey, one, two, and three? For me, that ain't a struggle. But DJ D-wreck really needs a side hustle. - I was thinking the same thing. The bell and buzzers got to go. Nick Cannon, get your man on another show. - Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - Your topic is balding. - We just got balding, that is the best. The baldest one here is DJ D-wreck. - DJ D-wreck, is that what you said? He look like he le

ft his hairline in the bed. - In the bed? That's what you mean, fool. He left his hairline way back in preschool. - Back in pre-school? That's a fact. And DJ D-wreck, why don't you take off your hat? - Take off your hat. Take off your hat. Take off your hat. Take off your hat. Take off your hat. Take off your hate. - My boy. My boy. Two, two. Boy, you dumb as hell, boy. My man. No, no. It ain't no bad question. It's real. You just real, you know? You employ all of us, man. You know what I mean?

Feed my family. Black squad, take care. Red squad, take care of y'all. You know what I mean? You employ that dude. - That's my guy. - Y'all cool. Loyalty. 11 years. That's crazy, that's crazy. But if you had a choice, you either gotta fire DJ D-wreck or a cancel Wildin' Out. - He's out of here. - You know how it goes. - This old man, he played one. He played knick knack on my-- - Hey DJ Khalid couldn't be here, so give it up for DJ D-wreck. - Drop the beat. - This old man, he never hits. This ol

d man still working for Nick. This old man can't get out the bed. Cause this old man got a big ass head. D-wreck. D-wreck. D-wreck. D-wreck. - See, he been here before. And I'm not even psychic. He can't even scratch a record cause he got arthritis. - This old man is still right here. Hairline goes back 45 years. - DJ D-wreck up like 80 yards. He got babies coming back from the graveyard. - This old man is old as [BLEEP].. - DJ D-wreck. DJ D-wreck. DJ D-wreck. - Hey, Chico. Wile out. - Wrap it u

p for me. Y'all, clap it up. Clap it up. All right. - Your final words are, if it ain't broke. - If it ain't broke, it ain't DJ D-wreck because you broke as hell DJ D-wreck is so broke. DJ D-wreck is so broke. He don't have any money. He don't have any money at all. - You know what? Nick Cannon, I think it's cool what you're doing for DJ D-wreck, man. I heard about what happened to him. He's getting sued. And I heard that you were paying for all of the court costs. That's what's up. Real good fr

iend. Yes. Like I said, he's getting sued. By his pillows. It's not his fault. It's not his fault. He was diagnosed with a rare condition called eat-icitis. And what that means is instead of when you eat food, swallowing down. You swallow up, and that causes his head to blow. Some of the symptoms that we-- that they show. When he sneezes, he does a full front flip. He had already spit. I need my bell. - You didn't hear the bell? - I ring your bell, big head ass. - The award goes to DJ D-wreck. T

hat's me. - Help him. Help him out. - My head is not that big. - I would like to thank-- thank you all for the ahead of the game award. And I'm not going to take up too much of your time. I just want to say, shout out to all my hats. I know we've been through a lot and I know sometimes I could be much of a headache. Thank you all for putting up with me. And most importantly, shout out to Nick Cannon, man. Because without Nick, I wouldn't be a DJ. I would just be a wreck. Thank you. - Hey yo, lis

ten. Wildin' Out's my only job. I know someone could tell. I can't DJ but I can press a buzzer or bell. [BELL SOUNDS] - Nick Cannon, I really can't stand him. You and D-wreck are a terrible tandem. D-wreck, this is TV. Why are you dressed like you coach PE? - You got on the red waist train. I ain't never seen that. Real talk, listen. And I mean that. Look, I'm going to tell you. It looking scary. You look like a nasty ass strawberry. Strawberry in the bottom of the bag. When you fight it, you wi

sh you never had. I'm rapping on this beat with your bald headed ass. And you be hating over there because you really trash. And you ain't never had no job. Hating on the red and the black squad. Every time you want to rap, take a nap. It's time, man. Look, don't give me that. Cause I don't [BLEEP] with you. Nick don't [BLEEP] with you. Listen, you like Cliff Huxtable. You were good, but then your ass going back to the hood. Walkin ass. Walking in. Walkin out. Walking ass. - I think that was all

about you, D-wreck. - Getting tired of this, man. - Your answer is aspects Nick Cannon looks for in a woman. - You know-- [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] - Damn, Bobby in your ass. - What is fertility? - What is a pulse? - You just say I hit anything? - What is, you don't mind being a baby sitter, do you? - Your answer is, things Nick Cannon says while pillow talking. - What is, which one of your other friends like me? - What is, have a baby by me, baby. Be a millionaire. - What is, nah. When I wake up, I

'm going to get another show and then another show and then another show. - What is, you know you could keep it, right? - What is, congratulations. You're officially a Wildin' Out girl. - Your answer is, Nick Cannon is the leader of this gang. - Why do y'all keep putting my name in these damn topics? - What is the LIG, the leave it in gang. - What is the apologetics? - What is the fertility gang? - All right, shut up. - What is clearly-- OK. - What is Wildin' Out gang gang gang? - OK. Your answe

r is what Nick Cannon's-- hold on, I'm not- I'm not saying this. Santwon, finish this for me. - Oh, what Nick Cannon's penis says to him. - Whoa. - What is, bro? Can I get a vacation? - What is hey, hey man. Go head on with all that condom stuff, bro. - Movies that describe Nick's music career. - What is Scream 2? - That's a good one. - What is Menace to Society? What is Gone in 60 Seconds? What is American Horror Story? - You want to keep going? - What is Pet Cemetery? - What is Scary Movie 1,

2, and 3? What is Bloodline 1, Bloodline 2, Bloodline 3. - Your answer is Nick Cannon will get you pregnant if-- - What is, your name be Simone? - I'm saying, though. I like that new hairstyle. - What is, if your name is Lisa, Tina, Michelle, Katrina, Britney, Tanya, Toya, Trina, Madone, Tommy, Tina. - What is, if you exhale? - Now you got to inhale and exhale. - God damn it, Bobby. - What is if you got diamond records, Grammys, all type of other-- more money than he got. - Facts. Facts. - Just

in case y'all really need to know if y'all want to get pregnant by OG. What is, you got to let me hit first and I'm going to tell you how it is. And then we gon'-- [LAUGHTER] [DING] [CHEERING] - Hello, how are you? - Good, how are you? - You look beautiful tonight. - Thank you. - I'm sorry, but you make me feel like the inside of a theater that's screening a Nick Cannon movie. Empty inside. - You know, some albums go gold, some albums go platinum. Nick bounce like a motherfucking rubber. - There

's a hater in the house. Should we get him? - Let's get him. - There's a hater in the house. Should we get him? - Let's get him. - Cameraman. Where are you at right quick? Cameraman, I don't know if you're going to be able to get this shot because it's kind of tight. This the hater right here. The most hated in Wildin' Out history want to show up with all the boots on. These are the boots that SpongeBob was cooking burgers in. And he want to come in here and want to hate? Soon as he found out th

at Wildin' Out girl like me, he got her pregnant. I swear to god. - There's a hater in the house. Should I get him? - Let's get him. - There's a hater in the house. Should I get him? - Let's get him. - Cameraman. I love you. I'm so sorry, but can we get Nicholas Cannon. Over there looking like an iced out Chipotle burrito. Aluminum foil wearing ass. - Your topic is Nick Cannon music. - Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it - If we keep his score

, I'm not a boy. You know my music better than yours. - First of all, this topic is stupid. I ain't never heard your music. - You ain't ever heard my music? Every beat on this show, I produced it. OK, you heard it. You got birded. And matter of fact, I pay you so don't say a word, bitch. - OK, turn the phone. I heard Gigolo. OK, wait. I remember B2K. Stop it. The other one, I forgot it. I forgot it. - Your topic is fame. - Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it. - You see in my classes, I k

now that thing. Nick Cannon then I saw my name. But I'm going to go pick up and pick up and kill it because he going to fill it and then try to steal it. - But I try to steal it, but I think you frighten. At least I'm not famous for being a husband. - Being a husband? Yeah. I got divorced all everywhere. So-- - But every time cameras on, all of your movies go straight to Amazon. - Straight to Amazon is still a check. I heard your music. Wait, next. Is how-- - House is on five. I smell something

crazy. I think it's your blow dry. - Blow dry? Oh, why? Why he going to say that? Vic Mensa know me. Man, I don't play that. - You going to get mad. I know this your channel. But that head wrap, you look like you ride a camel. - I ride a camel because I'm gon' throw these. We going to ride this [BLEEP] all the way to the east. I'm going to keep rapping. Brooklyn, we stepping. You don't want none of this. Don't keep on checking. Cuz I'm a really-- you know I'm going to deal this. You tried to sto

p me. No, don't go do it. Because you know-- - Yeah but you just look stupid. Put those slides on, I know you ain't hooping. You ain't no athlete. I know you was broken. What the fuck have you been smoking? - All the smoking, that real good [BLEEP].. Got it from Brooklyn, we go straight puss. You know how I do. You don't want to do this. You can't stop this, so let's keep moving. - Nick Cannon, the child. You know that I'm owning him. How you rich but you rock cubic zirconiums? - Order in the co

urt. I'm sorry I'm a little late. I was auditioning for America's Got Talent. Apparently the last host didn't have any. That's crazy. - Oh, man. - Nicholas Cannon. I noticed you've been working out. You did ab day. You got leg day on lock. You got arm day on smash. My question to you is out of all that exercising you do, why do you always skip talent day? - Because that's the day I'm banging your moms. And Wednesday and Wednesday. - That's not sufficient. - Damn it, I plead the fifth. - My boss

Nick Cannon is so fly. - How fly is he? - He's coming out with his own condoms, and they come with holes in it. - That was pretty funny. - Not fly. That's just irresponsible. - This whole show is irresponsible. I'm irresponsible. You irresponsible. We all irresponsible. - Hey yo. My man Dave East is so fly. - How fly is he? - I don't know not one of his songs. But I know he got more than this. - My brother Nick. What I want to say is this. This is my brother right here. And as you can see, I'm d

own with incredible records. You understand what I'm saying? Since he can't speak, I'm going to tell you the truth. They're not paying like I thought they would. I'm sorry. And I know you're a recording artist so I figured this is my opportunity to get off his label and on yours. So I wrote a song. Let me know. Nick not paying like he should. Nick not-- Thank you. Thank you. - Chico been going in. Got the first Wildin' Out jersey dress on. Look at Nick Cannon. He got-- his outfit is made out of

outfits from all his movies. He got on the drumline boots. But Nick, I wasn't finished. There's one more movie that you're doing with your throwback. You got the Love Don't Cost a Thing hair. That is-- - Hey Jersey, turn up. - Turn up for what? - Cause the homie Nick got a new daytime talk show that's taking up all his time so he can't go to the studio and make no music. - Turn up. - Turn up for what? - Y'all I know I be doing my music, man. And Nick finally gave me a feature. But I went home an

d took his ass off the song, y'all. - No visas. No visas. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. Yo, who wants the drama? - Hitman's baby mama Santwon is so sweet. - How sweet is he? - He's the reason Hitman got new teeth. Too many cavities, huh Hitman? - Whoa. That was crazy. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. - Baby daddy. - Baby mama. Yo, who wants the drama? - I'll take a sprinkle of drama. - There it is. - All right. - Hitman holl

ars baby mama is such a tramp. - How much of a tramp is she? - They used to call them jump-alines until she jumped on one of them. - Hitman, why you let them put them big ass teeth in your mouth, man? Look like you got a mouth full of iPhone chargers. If you don't get the hell up out of here. - Hey Chico, me and you got the exact same teeth except yours came with a tan. - That's funny. Hey. But real talk, I bet y'all ain't know Hitman rented his teeth. He out here playing the tooth note. You bet

ter hope they don't withdraw it when you ain't get paid. - I bet when Chico smile, Uncle Luke going to sue him because he doo doo brown. Doo doo brown. - I like that. I like that. Hey, Taylor. Hey, do me a favor and tell your brother I'll remix this song and go like this. If Hitman miss a tooth payment, it's going to be some phone chargers on the pavement. Hey, hey Hitman Holla rented his teeth. I said Hitman Holla rented his teeth. Hey Hitman Mr. Tooth. - Hey, don't it look like somebody put a

jacket on a PT cruiser? - Funny, a fat joke. I am big. Bigger than your music career. - Hey. He built like that Easter egg that fell out of this Easter basket. - OK, well here it goes. You the only man that got lowercase gums and capital teeth. I bet your dentist charge you by the tooth. I bet when you sneeze, your nipple might bite off. Achoo. - Boy, I don't know why you bought them new teeth and kept the same gum. Stupid mouth. - Well Carlos dressed like that uncle that just got out of jail. N

ephew, let me get a jersey, man. Let me get a jersey. - Boy if you don't get them little bitty ass chains. If you laugh, you going to choke. Stupid ass Nicholas Hammond, man. - Boy, if you don't get your, I'm still mad because I got fired on my day off looking ass boy. - If you don't get your got damned dressed for a baby shower but in case it snows looking ass. - I'm going to need you to get a new dentist because I'm teeth look like I could put my airpods in them. - Man, sis. - Hey, man. You lo

ok like you don't know how to read. - Girl, you up here dressed like a hip hop soccer mom. - Wait, hold on. I'm confused. Hitman, if you're here who's watching the phone case kiosk at the mall? - Nick, I got a complaint, man. We got to get some more money in wardrobe so they can buy the rest of my shorts. Look at these shorts, man. Look like I got on jail drawers. This don't make no sense. Look at your team. Look at us as a unit. Look at Hitman. I can see why you ain't got no shirt on. You be wo

rking out. Hitman look like he just woke up out of a coma. It don't make no sense. [DING] [SCREAMING] - Oh my God! [LAUGHTER] - If you can picture yourself cooking in lingerie for me while I'm kissing all on your inner thighs and your lower back. Spit the water out. - Hey. Hey Hitman, come down. You ain't going to hit this, man. - Big Mac, you going to have trouble with it. You so fat, I bet your refrigerator got an oven in it. - Wait a minute. Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on, Hitman. I know you do

n't like me. By the frigerator, yeah, you can find me. But don't try me. The old school got more [BLEEP] on it than your close friends on IG. - That was crazy. - Hitman, Hitman. Them little jokes, yeah, you need it. But that short jacket on, I'm sure that was probably Conceited. That collar, you need to breathe. Because it looked like it was made from the same stuff they made Justina's weave. - Stand back, give me some leg room. You want to know what these keys open up? These the keys to your gi

rl's bedroom. And I hope that offend you. I don't know where you found a hoodie made out out of a Chinese menu. - It's all about food with him. - Hold up. The new teeth in your mouth? Talking is probably tough with them. They're so big and white, I know all of them Republican. You better get with this. You're a Black dude. But when you smile, everybody see the white privileges. - OK. - Hitman. Them big teeth, they fragile. They so big and white, they probably going to call the police on this who

le battle. This has to end. Your teeth so big and white, every time you smile it looks like the cast of Friends. - Now by now, you should know better than to mess with me. Your teeth bigger than your music career can ever be. - Yeah. You said something about me, too. You ain't a real gangster. I don't care what you say say. You don't fight people. I saw you doing the nay nay. - Hey. I'm really going to enjoy killing you. I got to send you back home, how your mama like look what he did to you. An

d you might want to get physical because I fill your girlfriend mouth with more white than the dentist did to you. Dick man. With the short jokes, don't start. Big teeth, boy your gums got stretch marks. - Yeah. Hey Hitman. I don't care what you be talking about. I know for sure, this the key to your main ho mouth. - Hitman makes music? I thought that was just a rumor. Dude, tell me how your teeth are brighter than your future. OK? Yo, this man was feeling irrelevant so he made a sex tape. What'

s the outcome? The sex tape got more plays than his last album. Oh. All right? I dare you to rap without using one gun metaphor. All right? This is a rap battle. What you need all that fake metal for? I got a 38, a 45, a 264. That one wasn't a gun. That's his credit score. And you know this is true. You've been on the show for ten seasons. Show us something new, ballgame. - Come here, Hitman. I came for you. And I'm so aiming, too. Your teeth, they're confusing. I don't like what you're using. Y

our teeth are so white that they probably went to my family reunion. - Yo, old school. Who running with Nick? I hope you know my temperature's 106. Since a kid, I always kept a whip. And like the third little piggy, I just jumped in the bricks. - You want to be great? My temperature 108. A big dog in his yard. Do not jump on a gate. Let me find out, does he want it? Want to his face. And his twin sister, too. I want your face. - OK, so you want it? Then fine. Well guess what? My temperature 109.

And yeah, get a nine in it. You in ATL, boy. I lean with it. Then I rock with it. - Back up, Nick. Load up the eight. That means seven, get it? Headshot. Turn your snap back to a lever fitted. - Justin, the Hitman. The team while I'm in it. Then the shorts you got when you find out she burnt you at the clinic. - Whatever made you wear that outfit, I hope that it was worth it. Because that's the vest that people wear to sell peanuts at the circus. - OK. He went and got new teeth all for this sho

w. But I googled him. His net worth is zero. - My body is mine, right? And this sore. But look. Let's talk about them teeth in your mouth. America, they not yours. - We was having fun then you had to do all that tough stuff. You need to murder everybody. He did, but he still need to stop it. Up here dressed like a Bop It. - Pull it. Pull it, spin it. Bop it. - Hold on. Hold on. Hey, man. You up here doing all that boom, pow. Nick, who does that? I thought that was a Jamaican thing. You up here b

uilt like a Rugrat. - To defeat Hitman, everything's doable. With those size teeth, everything is chewable. - Hol on. Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. They like Bobby, what is you doing? How'd that car get like? Hitman chewed it. - Hey. Hey, Eman, come to drama about those. With that overbite you got, I bet you can spit with your mouth closed. - You should probably take the night off. With those big teeth, you [BLEEP] your girl [BLEEP] and bite it off. - Hey, Hitman. Come here. Come bac

k. Look. Yo. Hitman, that was trash, pray to Jesus. The string on your pants is thicker than your penis. Hitman, it's cool you fixed your teeth and all now. Your teeth not tiny, but your [BLEEP] still small. - Hey yo, Hitman. I ain't sayin' on a dude like you, I would pass on. You. Don't want to see me with my mask on. Trying to act like a lady and this is for warners. But I'll take my nails off and we could box like four corners. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, you got a fight. Excuse me, Hitman. You

're hustling wrong. You been on the show for ten seasons. No one knows one of your songs. Come on. I kill it from angles. Make some noise for the guy on stage. He's a big rapper with the skinniest ankles. - I know you ain't talking about me, boy. You make my fumes boil. You the only rapper dressed like aluminum foil. - And I mean this. You think you the [BLEEP] because you got your teeth fixed. You been smiling non-stop. And you ain't hot. - Hey yo, Hit. Hey yo Hitman, come back. It's funny he a

cting all street. But what real [BLEEP] go and get fake teeth? - Drizzy. Champagne Papi in this MOTHER-MOTHER-[BLEEP].. - Waterhead. - Beat that ass up. - Your topic is barbershop. - Yo, you need a shape up. Yo, you need a shape up. Yo, you need a shape up. Now you all out. - No I don't. No I don't. No I don't. Now you wile out. - No you need a lace front. No you need a lace front. No you need a lace front. Now you wile out. - Kiss my ass, Nick. Kiss my ass, Nick. Kiss my ass, Nick. - Things Chi

co Bean is built like. - What is a college refrigerator? - No, no, no. - What is potato salad? - Damn, damn. - What is a Dodge Durango? - What is a lawnmower mechanic? - You my man, though. You know that. - What is Wendy Williams? - Who we introducing? Who we introducing? - This ain't my cousin, but he related to somebody we know. With this big ass head, this beard, and these glasses. He got to be some kin to Chico. - Who we introducing? Who we introducing? - These right here, our brothers. And

they never 'gon get a date. - Because they look like Chico and Carlos just got off of section eight. - At the family reunion. Who we introducing? - This my homegirl Cora and she really is a queen. But everybody give it up for the dark-skinned Chico Bean. The family reunion. - Who we introducing? - Kiki's thoughts. I wonder if guys know that girls talk about sex just like they do to their friends. My girl came home and said, she let him hit. I asked her, was it good? She said yes. I said, did you

like it? She said yes. I said let me smell your breath. She said-- I said ooh yeah, girl. That's that [BLEEP] breath right there. - Go back and-- - Shut up. Don't talk to me. Y'all going to stop trying me like I'm some type of sample. - You dress like it's the first day of school. - And you got the same head as a ninja turtle. Stop playing with me. - Oh, what? What'd you say? What'd you say? What's up? - What's up? What's up, punching bag body? What's up? I can't tell if this Wildin' Out or Spo

ngeBob with them jellyfishing glasses on. [DING] [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] [CHEERING] - Run that route. - If you don't get your goddamn headstrong head of the class head of the department head cheese looking ass the fuck up out of here. - Boy, you got on Levi batons. What are those, man? And your legs look like Sour Patch Straws. If you don't get the strong up top, lower down the bottom leg having ass. - If you don't get your goddamn I know big Tigger but still roll with a bunch of pussies ass up out

of here. - If you don't get-- if you don't get your big tickets my team captain but you look like you got dressed in the basement in the dark. - If you don't get your fake jewelry, I got it from them-- I got it ass machine up out of here. - Hold on. [OVERLAPPING SPEECH] [WHISTLE] - You, out! - Got damned! [BUZZER] - Hey yo, DJ D-wreck. Cut the beat. - Chico Bean, I ain't going to play with him. With a dome like that, I want to know how was his barber fading him. Boy, your head so big, your name

should be cranium. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. - Don't do that. You lot, and y'all knew that. Listen [VOCALIZING] This not your hair, hair, hair. - You thought you'd get me but it did not go down. Your girl teach me how to pull the lace front down. - You up here with a bulletproof vest. The only thing that's stopping is the crowd from seeing your neck. - Oh no. Guess you thought that was going to work, bro. But it didn't. And you know what else? You're too small to even help yourself. I said,

look. I am an explorer. One more person that you built like, Diego from Dora. - Hold on. Hold on. If I'm bulit like Diego then you're going to have to scratch that. Because since we're talking about Dora, you built like a backpack. - Yo Chico, Chico. Chico, welcome back. Do me one favor, please take off your hat. Whew, that hairline is way back. That's like a cul-de-sac. Hold on wait, I'm dead. I can park an Escalade on his head. I said wait, I'm dead. I can park an Escalade on his head. - All r

ight. All right, OK. OK. Hold on. Them glasses. Man, it look like you could see the past. Them glasses is thicker than Justina's ass. - Yeah. I keep it trill. He went to Johnny Dang and got a Bonefish Grill. - Bonefish Grill. - Hey, real quick. Hey, OMB Peezy. I know your future is bright. But you look like you ain't never took a nap in your life. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. OK, I be getting high. I see what you mean. But you small as [BLEEP]. That's why they call you Chico Bean. - Oh

freestyle, I don't know who want this. Coming up, Chico, you don't want to test, kid. But Imma get it like this on the death stick. I don't know if y'all are tattoo artists or convicts. - OK, all right. Hey Nick, hey Nick. My vest is bullet proof. It's tough and manly looking. But your vest look like it's made out of love seat cushion. - You really feel that way? - I mean-- - All right, all right. All right, yo. Chico, dog, you need to look a little closer. This one's for bullets, that's for sup

er soakers. Your jokes aren't the closer. You want to get with it? I could take this back to fashion nova quickly. I'm going to tell you this. I'm going to tell you off the top. Nick Cannon is the one, and you know I got that gwap. I can buy your [BLEEP]. I could buy his [BLEEP]. I could buy they stuff and then buy yo [BLEEP].. - All right, wait a minute. - Oh man, Chico, this is funny. Man I ain't going lie. With a head like that, you really got me stressed. Because it's the first time I ever s

een a bullet wearing a bullet proof vest. - Boy, listen. Listen. You know I can't be beat. You were built exactly like a love seat, with your big ass. Damn. You got something to say? Don't-- don't talk too fast. You might pass out. - Don't talk to me like I was your children. Without that hat, you look like a testicle with bad vision. - Hey. - I know you from MMG and you supposed to be shining. But I got to let you know that your chain missin diamonds. Bro, I don't know how that happens. - But g

uess what? Me being the boss, Imma tell you it's expensive. Your hairline so far back I wasn't even going to mention it. - Hold on. Hey Rick, I respect your grind. You an OG. I know you getting a whole lot of money. But ever since you lost that weight, you built like a crash test dummy. - Hold on, Chico. Hold on, Chico. Hold on, Chico. I can't let you do the boss like that, dawg. Listen. This whole show, the black squad was astounding. All the weight that Rick Ross lost, your head found it. - Yo

u know what? Don't worry about it. Come here DJ. Stop that bull [BLEEP]. All right now, don't give me cough cough because you know I'm a starter. Excuse me. Can you introduce him to your barber? - Wild style battle. I go full throttle. He looked like a genie out a Hennessey bottle. It's going down. I ain't playing no games. Old school player, that's my name. I got to pass the mic. - And I'm about to murder you. You're up here dressed like a Wildin' Out burglar. Yeah. What you want to do? Everyth

ing I spit has got to be true. - Hey. And my rhymes just begin. You got your whole outfit from fashion over men. - I ain't playing. Hold on. Where the brat? Come here real quick. I know you probably think that I got some disrespect for you, but, I just want to let you know I would still have sex with you. - OK. Listen. Yo. You got this fake ass pouch and you a fake ass slouch. What you need to do is close up your fake ass mouth. You think your beard is real? It's all drawn on. Don't you understa

nd the brat is that gangster bitch? I spit, I get you hard. You never forget. So you don't want to fuck with me or my crew, and that's it. - Yeah. No I do want to [BLEEP] with you. I do want to [BLEEP] with you. I do want to [BLEEP] with you. - Hold up, listen. I got to come on and save my team. Nobody head bigger than my man Chico Bean. Listen here. Talk, what? I'm like Mike Myers. Your head so big. When your thought comes up, they like typewriters. Ugly ass boy. I see the T, I see the H. - And

you, Chico. You know wild style is really mine. Your girl called me Takashi because I put her in a 69. - You know this is the wild style. His hairline is running from his eyebrows. Bro, Nick in the studio. Why don't you let it go? - We're doing it like that? We're doing it like that? We're talking about his hairline? - What you going to do? - Forget it. Oh, my name is E man. Number one is my numeral. Your hairline, dead. When is the funeral? You don't have a full head. You got a five, six, seve

n, eight, nine. Five, six, seven, eight, nine. I can really tell that you got a lot on your mind. - My bar is so hard you could say they titanium. The only thing bigger than your ego is your cranium. - Peace among y'all. Ready? - I'm ready. - DC Young Fly, you ready? - I'm ready. - Would you like to save $100 on your car insurance? Lizard looking ass boy. - Y'all know what time it is. Bring that ass here, boy. Girl, your ass built like a stankin ass Christmas saw. Ugly girl. - DC, I know when yo

u was in school you couldn't read the cat and the dog. Sound it out, DC. Head ass boy. - Girl, your ass built like the teacher off Jimmy neutron. - Boy, you legs are shaped like sticks. When your girl is cold, all you got to do is rub your knees together. - Why did [BLEEP]. I bet when you wake up, I bet your wig get stuck in the pillow. Stupid ass. Then you go back and get it. - On the roof. - You old. My body is elementary, but my head is in high school head ass boy. - If you don't get your, I'

m still looking for my boyfriend ugly ass. - Where are my glasses? These are prescribed. - If you don't get your, oh man. What a monster. - We're on the roof. - You all owner of Hollywood unlocked. But it should have been Hollywood uncocked, head ass boy. - You can't even get a fashionnova deal. - Y'all, look at Drake if he gained 3,000 pounds. They used to call me on my cell phone head ass boy. - You mad because I get more [BLEEP] than you. [CHEERING] - You out! - Got damned. - Run that route.

- DC, you the only gangster from Atlanta with asthma. Ooh, West Side is the best side. Hold on, y'all. Let me take my asthma medicine. - I do got asthma. But guess what? When you wake up in the morning, you going like this. [LAUGHTER] - No, let me talk. Let me talk. DC. DC. - One hit or quitter. TKO, out. - Baby boy. You're really going to stand up here and act like we don't wear the same size bra? - B Simone, you better go somewhere with that lime green stripe under your titties. It looked like

you controlled traffic in a strip club. Two bottles this way, singles this way. Single. - Clips at this point call me Eve because you over there looking like a big ass apple. - Well, speaking of apple, let's talk about the one in your throat, Adam. - Man, at this point, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had them teeth head ass boy. - Speaking of teeth, you built like a rotten wisdom tooth. - Y'all, look at him standing there looking like a pack of soy sauce. Rice, come here.

- You know what, B Simone? I really like you. Oh, are you supposed to go first? - Bitch, go. - OK then. I really like you Smone and all, but I ain't going to lie to you, sis. You ain't found a boyfriend yet cause you're shaped like a convenience store hot dog. - I know she's not talking about shape. This big bitch up here looking like a linebacker with a lace front on. - Well her name is B Simone but she really just the B version of me. - Hold up, y'all. Look at her shoes. She got fire on her sh

oes that really should be on her vagina because we know you burning. - Don't y'all hate when you break up with somebody and they just keep calling? - Yes. - They just get real annoying. You got to let them know, you don't want them no more. Right, E man? - You right. - You're my boyfriend. - Here she go. - You know what? You probably that ex that keep calling your [BLEEP] because you ain't got one. You know what? This is about you. Drop the beat, drop the beat. - And all the ladies. - I could ge

t a man if I want one. - P Simone need a boyfriend. You better get a toy then. - B Simone keep calling and calling and calling me. Calling and calling and calling me. - Who you with? - Calling me, calling me, calling me. - Call me back. - Calling me, calling me, calling me. - So annoying. - I told my last man I was wrong. So he better make me moan. But then he blocked me on his phone cause I kept doing that B Simone tone. - He don't got nowhere to live. He don't know you wear a wig. - This one,

he got a little [BLEEP].. - She going to need a vibrator. Need a vibrator. Need a vibrator. - Come on, Nick. - B Simone need a boyfriend. - That was what it was. - Don't worry about it. Why did you? Why did you? - Yeah, beast mode. That's a [BLEEP]. Goddamn. - Your answer is subliminal posts after a breakup. - What is, I'm still looking for a boyfriend. - Get out. - Cancel. - Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel copyright infringement laws? Because nobody give

s a [BLEEP] anyway, right? B Simone. - Can I cancel? - Hell yeah, you can. - Can I cancel? - Hell yeah you can. - Toxic Black men because I'm sick of Jess Hilarious. - Wile out. Make some noise for him. - B Simone got Nick boots on. - Shut up. I'm putting my foot down, Carlos. Look. Nick, seriously. Like I've been on here for so many seasons. It's like wilin', wilin'. It's like, let me have your baby already so I can stop working. This [BLEEP] me. Let me tell y'all. Last time I was here, I had s

hort hair. His baby mama had long hair. I was like, let me get long hair. Now he [BLEEP] a bitch with short hair. So it's like, which one do you want? - Oh my god. - What do I need to do to have a baby? - Now you're pregnant. Now you pregnant. Now it's happened. - Black, white, Puerto Rican, what? Impregnate me, man. - Impregnate me, man. - Where my ladies at? Shimmy if you hear me. Look at all these titties shakin. Y'all are welcome. Hey, B. Simone. Can I borrow your wig? Thank you. Ooh, hold o

n y'all. Hold on, hold on. Yo, what's up? It's Jess Hilarious in the building. - Thank you. [CHEERING] - Is that why Conceited smell like a seafood boil today? Jess, tell the truth. B. Simone took that wig off and turned into Little Meech from BMF. [LAUGHTER] - Justina, Justina, Justina. Red hair, don't care. Bitch, you bozo the clown. You been on here two seasons but I'm taking the crown. Cause she look like a man. Come on, let's vote. She got a deep voice, I heard she got a deep throat. - List

en. I'm like shorty, ain't your life. You can never ever go round with me. And now I'm laughing cause you're the only clown I see. That we've smelled so bad, it make my lungs stop. If you take that makeup off, you look just like Yung Joc. - This bitch really thinks she's the little mermaid. But all she really did was dip her hair in Kool-Aid. Girl, you bout as lame as that boy Steve Urkel. With a voice like this, she should be on a cigarette commercial. - That's true. OK. I'm like a cigarette co

mmercial, that's no lie. But when I do my thing, yeah, you know I'm fly. And take your bitches like you, you know that's too easy. With a body like that, you looking like Young Jeezy. - Oh no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. You talking about my body, I could go in on the ass alone. Man, it's hot cheeto puff the left her whole ass at home. - OK. That was good, too. - I don't see it. - I left my ass at home. But I'm white, so truly. That's my excuse, but girl where's your booty? - Hey yo, Justina.

I don't know if you an actor or actress? You can't get on no show, baby girl, cause it's Blackish. - Coming from me, you must have a death wish. Imma burn you worse than every dude that you slept with. Wild style queen, you know that's true. I smell something fishy, bitch. It must be you. - Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. - B Simone, you know you need to dial back. Jess Hilarious called. She says she wanted style back. You know me, I always spit the most heat. That [BLEEP] look like a slab o

f old roast beef. - Lunch meat. - Look. See you talking all that [BLEEP] like you really can't stand me. Somebody give her flat ass the number to Doctor Miami. Girl, your rap's really got me bored. Matter of fact, Wendy go get me a four for four. - Justina, please. You can never be me. You ugly in person. Thank god for IG. Your man keep calling. I ignore his calls. Because I can never date a [BLEEP] who like bitches with balls. - Whoa. - Female testicles. - OK. I look like a man? OK, you're an a

ctress. Every time you meet a guy, he feels catfished. I'd love to put a bitch in her place. Yeah I got a [BLEEP]. Go and ask your mom how it feels. - Come here, B Simone. Respect us or get murdered. I don't know if I should kiss you or play checkers with your shirt. You got a nice shape in the waist. But besides D-wreck diggin Nick, nobody wants your cake in their face. - Clips. Why are you acting like you don't really want to score? Don't act like your fat ass wasn't just eating that cake off

the floor. - No, stay right there DC with your ugly ass. Look. The whole squad. - Don't want to do this. - Look, y'all got on red and green. Looking like Christmas, that's a fact. But those little presents, we will never unwrap. And DC? You know I'm not your friend. You got on camouflage cause we're roaches. You always going to blend in. - All right. All right. All right, listen. I hear you talking, and you're talking that stuff. But you should know a see through dress. Cause bitch, I see your g

ood. - B Simone. You know you ain't stopping this. - Hold on. Let me get my shine. - And you know that I'm rocking it. You ain't got to worry about going to jail. If the judge threw the book at you, you would just copy it. - Personal. - DC, you know you not lit. Why are you coming up here with your leg look like two chopsticks? - What? - Get wet? Girl, you still uglier in a fishnet. - Oh no. Why didn't think they going to make them look sexy? I see them sag ass titties. They like, hold up. Where

are you going? Hey hold on, where are you going? Hey hold on, where are you going?