EPIC CAREER QUEST: Ep 5, The Kingdom of Goals | Google

welcome to level five the kingdom of [Music] goals they really saved the budget for this room hey kids watch where you're tossing those the orbs nice Crown thanks designed it myself it tracks my Biologicals financials psychologicalscience that's what I'm talking about baby another W for the braider so you guys on team Brady or you looking to just rone me and die trying and die dude we're not on your team I know guys like you everything's a competition we're all players in the competition that is

life baby and life is change ball is that a challenge sorry real quick uh what is a change ball it's pretty much p Polo oh Polo if Polo were played on magical office chairs designed by yours truly a oh they're cuties yes they are this is everything do they dance please tell me they dance so winner gets to move on to the next level and closer to reaching their goals oh yeah loser has to stay here and help me live forever lawn's Edge in 10 get warmed up not like it'll make much of a death but don

't worry wor history only remembers the winners I've heard enough talk let B what someone needs to give this doofus a reality check besides I love sports I grew up playing unicorn tag and then went Varsity for mermaid Polo plus I did softball in high school real softball yeah okay there were swords but the concept was there well what are we waiting for go what come on oh my gosh this game is impossible stand back and watch the master I've got [Applause] this oh duh these gold are always shifting

just like career goals I spent so much time clawing my way to the top because I thought I wanted it but when I looked around I realized I had no one to share it with but I felt so miserable and lonely I was in a rut because I thought success only meant one thing so I guess my goalposts are moving too my art is my whole identity but when I wasn't able to land a professional job I thought I had to change who I was or else I wouldn't have anyone in my corner always be true to yourself and what you

care about especially when naysayers try to ruin her for you well we're on your team and together we'll pulverize that awful Brady guy into powder then we're going to take that powder and pack it into a change ball oh it's super easy there's a spell for It wings of a fairy eyes of a toad to make this evil doer no no spells let's just score some points we've almost got it come on you stupid chair I just want to to okay listen up everybody at first I thought the person who had to beat this King l

wh hard was me that's King braady to you whatever if we want to avoid having to live in this Palace of sweat forever we need to use our unique skills and adapt okay here's the plan Omen boot box prism uh Gman not a suitup montage so uh okay ready to get your butts kicked hey where'd you get those snazzy suits [Applause] now almost got it and no you don't well actually princess you got this we did it did it congratulations you have defeated the level using goal reevaluation and supreme people man

agement skills I I can't believe this oh um thanks but no thanks I've learned enough about myself to know I don't want to wear that thing can I let you in on a little secret I really don't want to give it up the power The Prestige the the massages it's all just so centering oh that does sound nice go man no don't look up to this guy he's terrified of change princess if you weren't leading the charge we'd have to hang out with that bag of bricks forever well lesson learned you can adapt and make

your own goals I guess my goals are about leading a team after all can we do the hands in flower like our logo yes so who wants to help me live forever no definitely not that's going to be a