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Episode 003: "Traveller; Weird Sports"

πŸ₯ƒ Whiskey Bits Podcast: Episode 003: "Traveller; Weird Sports" with special guest Matt Madigan πŸŽ™οΈ Join Matt and Phil in this episode of Whiskey Bits as they dive into the world of "Traveller; Weird Sports" with the hilarious and talented Matt Madigan. It's a journey through whiskey and comedy, with a touch of unexpected twists! 🀣 Episode Highlights: β€’ The guys share their excitement about having Matt Madigan on the show, reminiscing about their long-lasting friendship since the CYT days. β€’ Ever wondered about the connection between whiskey and comedy? Find out as they discuss the delicate balance between sipping whiskey and crafting jokes. β€’ Discover the origin story of Matt's comedy, including a pre-dry bar special joke and the influence of friends like Matt and Phil. β€’ Get ready for a taste test of the trending "Traveller Whiskey Blend No. 40," with insights into its unique flavors and the interesting backstory involving Buffalo Trace Distillery and Chris Stapleton. πŸ‘₯ Special Guest: Matt Madigan β€’ From CYT to comedy stages, Matt Madigan brings his humor and wit to the podcast, sharing stories and laughter. πŸ₯ƒ Whiskey Tasting: Traveller Whiskey Blend No. 40 β€’ Matt and Phil explore the nuances of this intriguing whiskey blend, discussing its notes, presentation, and the ongoing debate about its Canadian roots. πŸ€” Drug Testing & Weird Sports: β€’ Dive into the quirky world of drug testing as we explore unexpected challenges in sports like curling, face slapping, and even the Paralympics. From hilarious anecdotes to serious debates, join us for a rollercoaster ride discussing the necessity of drug testing in unique competitions. #SportsLaughs #QuirkyCompetition #DrugTestingDrama #PodcastHumor #CurlingChronicles #FaceSlappingFun #ParalympicsInsights #WheelchairSportsMagic #GlobalSportsControversy #LaughWithWhiskeyBits #SportsTalks #PodcastAdventures #UniqueCompetitions #BehindTheScenesLaughs #PodcastVibes #CrazySportsWorld #WackySportsStories #ViralPodcast #HumorAndInsight #ListenNowLaughs

Matt Sommerfield

5 days ago

so I'm excited me too because a lot to be excited about Matt Matt again is here with Matt and Phil I am here do you have like a format or do you want to do anything like I we talk about whiskey and then we talk about comedy all right all right it's usually in that order yeah yeah well you need the whiskey to transition into the comedy obviously if there weren't if there wasn't whiskey none of this would be funny nothing would be funny welcome to Whiskey Bits with Matt and Phil where we talk all
things whiskey and all things comedy so quick quick intro about who this guy is here so I've known Matt since was like 14 yeah so we did CYT together I went and saw him my stepmom dragged me to CYT show because yes because I didn't I was a baseball guy I didn't want to do theater cause I thought if I do theater I have to wear tights cause when you do a theater you have to wear tights it's true that's what I thought so I want have you seen baseball players carry on they baseball players actually
we wore uh very tight tights in baseball um mostly just jockstraps anyways uh so once I'm at Godspell he played Jesus and I was like I wanna do theater nothing like a white Jesus yeah yeah very very white sadly white was very good and so then Matt and I became good friends best of friends and and he didn't go away I did I did not no actually I think 20 22 years later I'm I stuck around like a leech and yeah so um it's funny cause the joke we're gonna talk about later in the episode is one that w
e got from literally like right before he did the dry bar special oh yeah the that's okay one of his many one of my other jobs I can't wait to talk more about that's exciting that's awesome so yeah both of you dudes have have had a huge influence in just like helping me with the comedy stuff so only makes sense to I feel like Matt's gonna be here more than once wow I'm honored I mean because we're filming two episodes in a row that'll do it we're rolling alright that sounds great well Matt it's
really great to have you I hear you like whiskey I do enjoy whiskey have you heard of this one you know in as much as I enjoy whiskey I know almost nothing I know Jack Squad about it so no I haven't heard of this well this one is all the rage right now okay this is this is called traveler whiskey blend No. 40 number what happened to the 39 other ones it was horrible you should have you should have heard about 42 43 and 44 okay anyway so blend No. 40 so this went to the like the new keep going ok
ay so this is so Harlan Wheatley he is the master distiller from Buffalo Trace okay I have heard of Buffalo Trace and if you heard of his last name is Wheatley Wheatley cause he's wheat sometimes and when they make or rye yeah also wheat cause his name's wheat anyway back to film corn Cornley any country fans out there Chris Stapleton does he manufacture staples he does not he sings about stuff anyway so this is a this is a an effort a collaboration between Harlan Wheatley the master distillery
and co founder of Buffalo Trace Distillery and Chris Stapleton there you go he's listed as a musician and cofounder as well so like what did he really do though Traveler Whiskey so this is this has been a little bit harder to come by lately there's like there's like 30 glass 30 bottles at jewel well nobody thought to look there there's a lot of bottles out there I think there's gonna be a lot more to come but I thought we should give this one a try yeah I've been excited to pop this open and sha
re it with some people so yeah sweet and we are those people we are I have been a person you are a person I just like that there's a map on the inside of the label so I gotta see it through the bottle if we are really cool yeah let me get this portal pass it around I will say that the the presentation on this one is quite interesting hear that every time I hear that pour it reminds me of the Stooges when curly would drink water you know every time you would drink anything actually you know yeah
it was the same probably not just water some of that might have been whiskey this lonely glass I'm gonna put this up here so the Traveler blend No. 40 travel okay you can see the map in the background of the label is there a case you don't know where it came from they gave you a map no I think the the whole thing is traveler and you'll notice that they spelled traveler wrong traveller double L traveller and there's a there's some theories behind that some theories behind that so okay as you set
that bottle back down next to that blue label what do you notice about the blue label oh the double L because there's a W so a W then there's two L's doubles yeah that's exactly that's right of course it's exactly so they're just like hey we're from Weller but they're not Weller I was gonna say is there any relationship so why so Buffalo Trace is and Weller or weather come from Buffalo Trace there you go so they're just like an ode to Weller but it's not an ode to their actual distillery Master
Distiller from traveler is the same one as Buffalo Trace oh yes so we're gonna they make this hey guys we haven't even started drinking yet and they make this the same guy makes them both I know but wouldn't it make more sense instead of traveler to have like take the glasses that wasn't gonna make sense anyways all right remind us how to so first you smell I love the smell so I like to give it a couple of whirls around in the glass I don't know if it matters or not I smell first then I whirl so
I get a pre whirl smell yeah and then a post whirl smell that's right and then do you do a third whirl smell depends on how I'm feeling if I'm feeling frisky I'll do a quadruple I'll do a quad quad whirl do you feel it in your quads I do there you go actually I don't feel anything in my quads if I have enough of this what do you get in the nose again I feel like the first poor of anything because this would be considered the neck poor although you probably got the neck poor but I always it's al
cohol no but as it sits as it sits I like to get a little taste of that after all yeah and then I do what we call the Kentucky Chew just yeah it looks it doesn't look like a Kentucky Chew it looks like the old man that lost his dentures and he's like trying to eat a steak yeah maybe not all the smacking around in the smacking was unnecessary watch the Kentucky Chew because I don't know anything about whiskey or anything so I'm very like in and around your teeth and up in your lips in front of th
ose just to get that flavor everywhere but I like the letting it sit on the tip of the tongue yep that to me I don't know what it is about that that gives it the flavor I mean maybe cause it's your tongue and that's where you taste sort of it's sort of do you taste your tongue yes he's a comedian just leave him alone yeah that successful yet the alcohol sort of burns a little bit there at the front and that does help to sort of acclimate your tongue to get ready for the next pieces feels very li
ke lighter a guy at one of the um beer establishments or drink establishments without naming names uh not jewel no not jewel well you came to love me jewel oh is he talking about the singer or is he talking about the store or or a jewel paper the paper he said this guy said that this this has been getting a lot of flack hmm so he's like oh you should definitely do a review of it so far my review is it's a lot better than old tub I can tell you that old tub Matt I was gonna say did you did you tr
y old tub last time is that we poured it because it didn't deserve to be in its own bottle it's that bad and we poured it in this one you did not so it's put it in the decant it just become a prop so the only reason we even kept it was so we could read dad joke loading that's pretty much it wow that's how good it is old tub I'll scratch that off my list yeah just if I have one or just go pour some apple juice in your bathtub let it sit for a day or two drink it it's just kind of the same thing b
ut throw like an old shoe and some other boots in there is it called Old Tub yeah like that's literally the name yeah I mean what did you expect I was expecting new tub new tub well yeah how was your no time mistake I was expecting no tub man that Kentucky Jew thing like I still feel it in my lip yeah that is that is wild uh huh you'll start to go away yeah but I mean my dude it makes the one little sip last a lot longer yeah yeah it also like fills I feel like it preps like anything I say in th
is is just gonna sound dirty it fills your mouth and preps your mouth for the flavor there you go all of that is true I have to check explicit now she's got you just got that but she said coming out of your mind like ears everything am I 12 basically yes exactly what do you guys think what do you think no I asked you first no I won't no I asked you first dibs that doesn't well I'll go first okay I think it's good I'm enjoying an immensely what flick what it's not getting any notes I mean maybe a
high C and G no no I like that it's not overly sweet I like it I I feel like I always shy away from the extremes of whiskey so like really pity and heavy that's like that's too much for me and if it's super sweet and sugary then I don't like that either but this this is like right down the middle and just really easy to sip and it has a very distinct aftertaste that stays and I'm trying to figure out what the heck it's reminding me of something like some sort of medicine that I've had hmm is it
Pepto Bismol like a like it's not cough syrup yeah but it's not sweet or flavor like it's not a fruit flavor it's like the feeling of having an aspirin dissolve in your mouth yes yeah really and like if I don't take that often nightly just let just nightly there not a baby aspirin no adult tablet you know I mean though almost like if you got a generic unflavored cough medicine and then the aftertaste of that that's kind of what this reminds me of hmm and then what you feel it is that good or is
that what you're describing is it's a brain it's one of the grains and I'm trying to figure out what it what it could be I'm I'm not I'm not as far away from from that on my palate as well there's definitely a distinct um a distinct taste that sticks around on the kind of the side of the tongue and in the jawls of your mouth um um that isn't entirely pleasant to me but it's a premium whiskey that speaks for itself so what's interesting here huh no so what's interesting map it's cool though many
are many are saying that this is essentially a Canadian whiskey wrapped in a wrapped in a label that makes you think that it's coming from Buffalo Trace the tricking us cause of the that's the that's the meta of the whole thing it's a traveler in and of itself it's traveled from Canada into a there you go to make you think uncovered the nowhere bound nowhere is in Canada probably and I feel like I liked the first sip but then as it sat not as good I wonder if you let it sit for like a half hour
well I'm willing to let the rest of this sit for a little while forever for a little while for a little while we'll see how that that one opens up as it never come back a little bit more oxygen yeah there you go we try it again should try again hmm hmm hmm hmm like it's getting less interesting the more I taste it well right I gotta tell you the first the first sip was was was utterly unimpressive and then as we've gotten a little bit more flavor I'm starting to taste the old leather shoe which
some love I'm not a huge fan there you go yeah again that's that's what whiskey drinking is all about is finding those flavors that you like and enjoying it with friends to find out what flavors they like see I don't I really wanna I feel like at some point we need to have him try mellow corn have you ever tried mellow corn did you try that with me once I had corn straight up corn yeah I mean that's basically what it is uh we're gonna we're gonna pour some mellow corn I think that's a great ide
a yeah cause it's sweet you say you don't like sweet but for a sweet whiskey now when I said I don't like it on the extremes like the whatever that peanut butter whiskey or like you know like crazy flavored super sugar stuff yeah that's do oh yeah fireball see I do like to take a shot of fireball and put it into an apple cider that's fun fantastic it is it is so good it is a that is maybe my favorite fall drink yeah that's a good idea but like any other any other setup of cinema whiskey no no bu
t that woof that's good I've never tried that that sounds really good high in your drinks it's caramel put some caramel in there I don't I haven't done that caramel liquor that there is but fireball and hot apple cider just so it's good it's great yeah it's really great try that it's really great we'll finally have something to eat do with my fireball whiskey that I don't own oh and I mean this is what's fantastic is you go out trick or treating yes with the whiskey with the tea or do you go out
oh you could put it in and put it in the kids in the Yeti right you put it in the Yeti hot apple cider and fireball in the Yeti and you go to eat we walk around with it and then it was your kids and DCFS like what were you doing like I'm having hot apple cider with a little bit of one year I was trick or treating with my kids and there was a neighbor that literally had a tray of little shots basically of hot apple cider or hot apple cider with cinnamon whiskey in it and it was like bless their
they would you know they're like full disclosure this is what it is if you would like one warm you up is your trick or treating but they were just passing them out it was amazing that sounds to the kids too yeah yeah that was a trick or treat they were just like it was a trick game it's like a serpentine pattern down the street that they were trick or treating they know what hit him we had people we had something similar we had a fire going and we put a pot of why do I keep drinking hot apple ci
der and for those who wanted it I would I would pour hot apple cider in a in a cup and I'd give a shot of the fireball and if they didn't want the fireball no problem yeah why have I never done this I don't know why have you never we just haven't gotten there yet we've been friends during a Halloween kind of you have no excuse dude I've been friends many Halloween hahaha it's been 20 years you never told me about this have you ever had a cinnamon toast crunch cereal don't know what that is this
is this is fireball and rumchata oh that sounds okay yeah that sounds good is it good it's he's just now the whole episode just have you ever had this and then yes it's quite good it's fantastic that's awesome so again I it's a thumbs down for me I wouldn't I would mix that into something I'll put it in a that's what I was just thinking yeah like a chair or maybe if I run out of space and there you go from evaporation I could be your infinity bottle yeah that's the infinity bottle once that evap
orated once the doubles cut coat mixing it in and then maybe it'll be good at some point eventually I think that this could open up and be something yeah uh I think this could open up and be something but could be in the trash another this won't be as bad as be something cleaner up I'll use it to rinse out the old tub bottle how about that before I recycle it clean it up yeah I gotta clean that out it's good that's good alright so um you know we talked about the whiskey uh huh so you came over a
nd we were working on jokes for the Drybar special I did and so you brought a hey idea which was based on one of the many jobs based on my work yes which is you do drug testing for athletes yes I do drug testing for athletes and to be explicitly clear I am the person that shows up at their door rings the doorbell and tells them that it's time to pee in a cup surprise I'm here it's time to pee pee in a cup cup yep that's yeah stairs there yeah that is that is the other part of it is cause I didn'
t realize until the end required to directly observe the delivery of the sample really hey you know I don't make these things up I just like I just do my job like a legal creeper yeah I go ahead hmm fill her up fill her up there Johnny and if it's not enough I have to go back and have them do it again wow so how did you get this job how did you even remember do this no I lost my job because of the pandemic and was looking for work and one of my wife's friends uh who'd moved out to California her
husband so it's like three degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon but her husband's Kevin Bacon no her husband does this job out in California right wait you watch you watch Kevin Bacon pee in a cup no thank goodness was he hydrated very well hydrated all right so yeah her her husband did it out there and they were like hey they've got an opening in Chicago and so I applied and it's it's not overly complicated you just have to be I would think not specific with paperwork right now and and discree
t and that's that's pretty much it not discreet for the guy peeing in the cup wow you know there's there's ways that you can make that more or less discreet you know those like portable shower curtains that people or showers that people can bring just like a pop up on the beach like walked yeah like you just walk into someone's house all right hop in and it's just you two in the middle of the shower curtain you know that's a good guy that's not unlike what it actually is sometimes cause you wann
a make sure that they're not cheating and all this stuff are done yeah absolutely so we thought this was funny because the thing that was funny about it wasn't just the fact that you know what you're drug testing but it was what sports that you have come across where you had a drug test and obviously we embellished on it so here's the thing so I think that there's obviously so many weird sports nowadays that we didn't even touch oh my gosh cause we touch just so true you know combat juggling ost
rich racing ice shuffleboard with it curling curling curling curling an Olympic sport yeah still to the day I don't get it it's the dumbest thing I've ever seen cat curling was more interesting to me and that was just fake like using a cat instead of no curling requires a lot of time this is why it's still out there cause somebody convince somebody that oh curling it's I tell you it is hard work here's the reality so are we going after the people in the north to have you done it before like it's
going to be it's gonna be the south and now we're going after Canadians everyone's in Minnesota everyone's gonna come Canadians have it coming they don't with crap like that they just made me drink no I don't think so that's really good I hope can I tell you I stayed up until 4:00 in the morning to watch the USA win the gold medal and curling yeah they did amazing when did you watch this love curling when did you watch this during the Olympics oh I was like was this last night yeah I'm exhauste
d I stayed up all night I gotta go watching curling on the DVR since 6 a m the DVR did you really I really stayed up that late I because it was so exciting it just seems so unnecessary like I like ice the reason that you float on ice is because of the lack of friction that is available which is why it's slippery sure so they're just trying their heart out to just scrub that ice with whatever magic mop they have whatever broom it's a broom or whatever the heck it is they're sweepers like oh yeah
we're creating a lot of friction I'm like it's ice you're not creating any friction there it doesn't slow the stone you are not they're not trying to slow it they're trying to curve it they're trying to steer it they're in what they're trying to do increasing or decreasing the friction on one side or the other to have it go in a specific place on the ice they're melting the other making a path for the stone why don't they just take a blowtorch and cause then the game will be over more interestin
g there is a potential that somebody could catch a flame in the midst of said game I have to tell you that any aim to see somebody catch on fire as long as any Olympic sport that you can also drink beer while doing that's how it was it's amazing it is that is a winner in my book and I will I will I will die on that hill if I have to don't die don't don't don't do it stay away from that hill stay away from that hill okay so we hit on we hit on some curling a lot on curling apparently too much on
too much curl I very strong feelings about curl very much so um but there's other sports out there like real ones yeah now some of them I don't know wait wait wait you're saying that curling isn't a real sport correct all right carry on yep just just clarifying that can see the hate mail now I just want I knew what you're gonna say I just wanna set you go ahead go ahead so have you seen this I just feel like this joke there's so much potential because there's so much cheerleading that a real ski
ll don't mess with cheerleaders um I never dated a cheerleader they always said no actually I was too scared to ask him I mean that's that's the real right right there so I feel like this joke would barely scratch the surface cause there's so many crazy sports now that the world has gone mad like have you seen the slapping oh my gosh oh my goodness I just I don't so I understand like MMA we do we do we test we do testing for for m for right mixed martial arts back in the day which makes perfect
sense yeah I mean MMA people probably thought like oh like that's crazy why would you even go that far right well but the thing is is like in MMA they are trying to hit each other yes but they're allowed to defend themselves they're like attempting to not get hit but the slapping they literally choose actively choose to get the crap slapped out of it but like what is the skill I don't know not passing out it's not getting knocked out it's insane yeah I but if you could that would be a skill if y
ou could control the ability to not pass out I saw it once where it was like the guy got hit so hard his face just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger and oh just like swelling yeah oh yeah everything is broken absolutely what do they get out of it that's what I'm wondering a trophy they get paid I don't know they get money it's like for every MMA match they get paid it's insane it's like there are no more brain cells left cause it's been smacked out of them in practice and so they're just
like I don't even think they know how do you yeah how do you practice how do you practice you know what I practice by not getting slapped in the face no I would just go up to people and insult them just wasted on this last to build a callus on the one side of your face yeah just so you say whatever you want but how do you know how do you know what what hand your opponent's gonna use it is it's life on both sides of the face then I don't know if it matters I think that's why I'm saying practice
doesn't matter and then and then the question is to what purpose does drug testing affect their performance that is the question that I think it's pretty clear that they're definitely on drugs or I mean something it's all it all depends on what what drugs they're on and what the drugs do is really the important thing what kind of drug would you be looking for for a face slapper have you ever had to drug test a face slapper I have not but your company has but they are drug tested pretty pretty cl
ear why do we need to do this well we're just gonna double check okay you go ahead oh man can't see the darn cup to pee in because his face is so swollen from being smacked so much well no no no see you do the drug testing before the match you know do it after I don't how long does it take for that swelling to go down I don't know I mean how long does it take for swelling to go down when you get punched or it depends on the area it depends on the area it's ridiculous there's other there's other
ones I went to craziest what's the craziest one you've actually drugged us I went to the World Games which is like we're running out of names for things the World Games the World Games it's it happens it happens two years after the Olympics so it's in also two years before yes exactly okay so but it's basically all of the sports that are not at the Olympics let's so face slapping was not there um but you get tug of war international competitive tug of war that's cool um that takes like skill and
muscle and rock climbing yeah yeah sure speed climbing and that can be climbing and stat should be an Olympic sport the things that surprised me though were um wife carrying breakdancing was a competitive competition there but it was pretty awesome okay uh drone flying is a sport which is interesting as a sport they have why don't we throw in video game playing cause it's literally the same thing that's a e sport yeah right it's it's happening that's that's we're moving that way one year after
one year before the Olympics you're right it's between the World Games building and it's outer outer World Games and that and that drug testing is focused mostly on caffeine and I'm just I you had me you had me that was actually real on this guy your urine is just straight red yep I don't think red bulls actually red purple is it purple so what color is Red Bull I think it's clearish hmm it's actually probably looks like pee that's true there you go yeah carrying you said wife carrying wife oh y
eah wife carrying is actually a legitimate sport Scandinavian huge competitions yeah oh yeah and there's there's theories on on the best way to carry your wife and you should you should Google it you should you should look you should Google this video the best way to carry your wife is not to carry her at all and I don't think that's the same video I don't think that's the one I just made that up so as a part of your training do you have to do you have to be able to recognize training I mean tra
ining for I did have driving people pee in a cup yes continue this paper what is your training haha do they give you like a mannequin and they connect like a hose and now that that part they assume they're like will come naturally but you can keep your eyes open for some people comes naturally other people have to try a little bit harder that is absolutely true depending on where they're swelling do you have to do you have to be able to when you hold don't hold your hand like that when we're tal
king about peeing in a cup it doesn't you don't hopefully you don't do any of this when you when you hold the cup when you hold the cup do you have to do you have to like is your hand have to be sensitive enough to know like what temperature no no what about absolutely not what about color and and clear temperature of what that's a really great question actually hold on temperature of what the pee he's not holding the cup I'm not holding you you are correct I never personally handle the sample s
o part of the part of the process is that the athlete that is participating goes through and does the whole process directly observed but they are in control of their sample 100% of the time directly until it is sealed in the canisters for shipping and then they pass it over to me and we sign it over and do all the paperwork um but no I don't have to do any sort of analysis or anything like that the direct observance of the sample delivery is considered to be yeah fix yeah it's that is that is m
y responsibility to make sure that they are providing an adequate sample and I do test the specific gravity of the sample once it's sealed I take a couple of drops and have a little spectrometer that like how long it takes to go from up here to the ground no it shines a light through it to see what percentage is the gravity of the sample what else could it possibly specific gravity like when they say the gravity it's a situation it's like the weight deeply yeah I don't know how's your B gravity
doing I don't know it's same as it's a measure it's a measure of how hydrated they are how much water is in the so I can tell you after versus we're gonna need other for sure stuff yeah a little bit of water um but yeah it has to be concentrated enough to pass that at a certain point and if it's not then I have to wait around and collect another sample that is Siri like here drink this water please no I got an appointment to get I don't provide anything to them they're free to eat drink or do wh
atever they wait there till they have to pee again I literally yeah the longest I had to wait for a sample was seven and a/2 hours I would at least hang out with the person that's literally what I did yeah I just run around with them without naming names what's the coolest person that would be like famous I mean we did I did a lot of MMA fighters uh recently and um did you ever do like WWF guys no no WWE doesn't like the rack drug testing you think they test those guys because they're already on
drugs they don't care it's not real it's a performance that's a script what the illusion is shattered a great performance I mean don't get me wrong I love I love wrestling is tell Owen Harris heart music nothing you know this is a you know what's not a great performance is Olympic curling have you have you actually watched curling I've seen it the best the best part is I'm actually going to a curling event in a couple weeks where in Traver City in Michigan yeah I want to go yeah it's I'm excite
d I want to go curling I want to curl and curl it's so interesting you're gonna love it I don't love it you're going to know what I love more than curling and I hate this because this that's right curlers just a bunch of drunk beer filled dads oh man two out of three of us yeah we're on the curling two out of three men in the podcast love curling I wouldn't say I wouldn't even say I love it I think I respect the fact that it requires skill and practice but as much skill as beer pong have you tri
ed it is actually very difficult so okay before we wrap up because this is great but like we've talked about face slapping what is another weird sport that you've actually had actually tested for or that your company has had to test oh gosh um let's see uh beach handball um and honestly the the other part of the joke that that we talked about and then kind of shot away from was the Paralympics any Paralympic athlete yeah but that's the thing is it's like it's any any athlete or competition under
the Olympic or the Paralympic banners required to be tested and that's the thing that's what got me and I shyed away from doing it you know right right I wanna tow the line but like in all honesty like why are we testing these guys right one and let them play the variety of of disabilities and and classifications within Paralympics is so so wide version it's it's all over the place so you get visually impaired individuals or you know amputees or like it it's all over the place cause I'm just in
my mind all that happened was you said visually impaired and then I just saw basketball so now I'm picturing okay okay playing basketball what you need to look up no and you're gonna be like look we got a drug test this guy to make sure he's you know not dope you need you need to look up a game goal ball goal ball goal ball G O a L ball goal ball just it is throw ball anywhere goal that's it it's visually it's visually impaired athletes competing to throw a ball into a goal against each other t
he ball has bells inside of it so that they can hear it and so everybody that competes can't see when they're competing to get it into a goal on one side of the other days check the observers in the audience when they come do they make sure that no one is wearing a bell or has brought a bell with them because to me there's a lot of opportunity for me as a a a you were whatever you what are they called mess with so are you you're saying like you you're saying that you would bring a bell in just t
o mess with the visually impaired with cobalt I'm saying are they checking for that there's there's absolutely there's absolutely something there's absolutely etiquette that goes into observing a goal ball game have you looked at this country nobody cares about any care anymore you gotta know there's a couple people you gotta look it up it's what they do is incredible no I'm sure it's amazing they're just saying why are we do they drug test those guys I yes why yes why why is the question right
haha oh yes you hit the nail on the head it's like it's Olympic I can't even it's a Paralympic I don't even know what to say about that you asked for the most interesting I'm just so offended I'm so offended this is why we didn't do the joke was because of how offended we were afraid everyone would be yeah saying oh let him have it that's enough I think I should go with it I think I think the number of I need just to bring awareness to the fact that they're doing this to these poor people the ga
me is a cool idea that's great oh yeah it's amazing everybody coming in in the audience to make sure they're not bringing no bells yeah I'm sure somebody will bring a bell and they're like but like but that's a great idea it's a cool thing I think would be really interesting is like what are the other things that you could do like with different disabilities like what are the sports that that would actually it would only work for those people so it's very exclusive to those the groups which is c
ool but just don't drug test them please just leave just leave them alone right we have any wheelchair competition wheelchair Rugby um is amazing it's absolutely incredible see I'd be more concerned about the wheelchair itself like did they soup that bad boy up yes I bet your booty they did they are they are tricked out yeah crazy wheelchairs so are they checking the wheelchairs oh yeah there's regulations on there's like a wheelchair guys like I come here the size of those rims the rims the fra
mes and check the oil in that cup your wheelchair to pee in a cup please turn on turn on the engine there's an engine what yeah smelling fumes is that exhaust coming out of the back of your wheel no no this is so sensitive to me yeah wheelchair Rugby I can't remember the official name but it's it's like wheelchair hockey they they're on like a sled hockey sled hockey there it is yeah sled hockey is amazing and you're drug testing all these people yeah yes they're under the Paralympic banner so I
think everybody has to be drug tested should be the no drug test banner that's what I think this is America it's the Olympics it's everybody it's everybody that's true okay but I only have ever been to American Mexico I don't know much about the other side of the world here we go well that's actually the interesting point you're from Canada there you go no but I don't care actually do Canadians are my second favorite people just because you like hockey Canadians are the worst you're absolutely
right Ryan Reynolds he's made you not like Canadians I like Ryan Reynolds okay that's fair everybody else couldn't stand Curry chopping broccoli we gotta end this we're here for like three hours it's a good one though this is fun man well good yeah I'm extra coming yeah and bringing awareness to the injustice that is happening in the goal ball goal ball goal ball yeah if you go to a golf ball game and you're in the audience and you bring a bell and I find out going down going down I'll make you
drink the traveler I will make you drink this an old tub mixed together together I will send you a full tub in the mail as a Christmas present no bells in ball ball oh no bells except in the ball in the ball French bells in the ball ball bells the bell of the ball next time on whiskey bits emus don't fly they don't swim what do they do how could you not take care of 20,000 humans underestimating them never underestimated never underestimate them tell if we've Learned anything today it's that we
don't know how old this whiskey is and never underestimate even those are the those are the two takeaways yeah definitely the end thanks for listening hey thanks for tuning in to Whiskey Bits please like share and subscribe wherever you watch or listen to podcasts

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