While ‘90s kids swear by their era being
the golden age of Nicktoons, those of us who grew up in the 2000s have no shortage of memorable
shows to look back on. But looking back, there were a lot of jokes
that flew right over our heads as kids. I’m Kifinosi with WickedBinge. And these are 2000s Nick Toon Adult Jokes:
Cleanest to Dirtiest. By the way, we’re going to end with Spongebob
Squarepants because there’s a lot of risque stuff happening down in Bikini Bottom… First, let’s grant everybody’s
wish and
start with The Fairly Odd Parents. Cosmo and Wanda’s Godchild Cosmo and Wanda’s former godchild Maryann
was found in the “Hall of Infamy” in their fishbowl castle. The reason? She took out archduke Franz Ferdinand and
plunged the world into World War I. This implies that world conflicts are canon
to the Fairly Odd Parents universe…Timmy, you could’ve been doing a LOT more to help. “My Dreams Were Shattered Years Ago!” When Timmy accidentally steps on his father’s
“tiny box of dreams,” h
e reassures him that his dreams were already shattered years
ago… However many years ago he was born, to be
exact. You know who’s dreams weren’t shattered? DINKLEBERG. Tickling the Cha-Chas Cosmo apparently enjoys exploring his feminine
fashion side; in the episode “Anchors Away,” he wears a skirt and comments on how the breeze
“tickles his cha-chas.” Male genitals are the implied joke here, but
then you remember that Cosmo can also canonically get pregnant… So it might be more mysterious than w
e think. NUTS Of course, given the fact that Timmy is part
of the Squirrely Scouts, it stands to reason that plenty of puns using the word “nuts”
are used. Let me blow your mind right now. Timmy’s Dad actually says “Deez Nuts” In one part, Timmy’s Dad comments that it’s
hard to keep nuts in your mouth when you’re crying… This episode is also called “Who’s Your
Daddy” so it’s just trying to be weird. Oldest Pun in the Book… Literally. When Tom Sawyer steals Cosmo and Wanda’s
magic wands, Timmy wo
rries over what humorous-yet-terrifying alterations he could make to the universe. He could turn gravity into gravy, or planets
into plants, or Uranus into….”Oh my GOSH! We have to stop him!” Therapy When Timmy’s Dad is talking to a puppet
version of his mom… Timmy is mature enough to understand how weird
it is… so weird that therapy won’t ever help. “Under-the-Bed Monthly” Magazine Timmy desperately wants the legendary toy
known as Flipsie, so Cosmo and Wanda give him a magic copy machine that
can bring images
to life. That said, the ad for his wanted toy was in
a magazine called “Under the Bed Monthly–”and considering the types of magazines you’d
usually find under the bed…let’s just be glad Timmy’s just interested in backflipping
puppy toys, right now. Crock Blocked. Yeah, this is the actual title of an episode. Crock-Blocked. Like… They LITERALLY just added a letter to co-
You know what? I respect the audacity. Maybe Some Dreams Need To Be Broken… If you’re one of the three people
on the
planet who still watched the series after Sparky was added, you might remember a concerning
comment from Timmy’s Dad, leader of the Squirrely Scouts. When Timmy protests their usually-deadly annual
camping trip, his dad responds that it’s tradition…and that if he took them to a
movie in a squirrel-themed crop top outfit, he’d get arrested. His certainty makes you wonder…has he done
this before? Mr. and Mrs. Turner’s Bedroom Life Well, apparently something he hasn’t done
before is get a li
ttle more experimental in the bedroom with his wife. When he gives her a blindfold as an anniversary
gift, she comments that she’s wanted one for years… and something tells us they aren’t
just looking to get a pinata. Mr. Turner’s wife is a freak. On that note… Timmy’s Mom Had It Going On On the topic of Timmy’s mom, we can’t
skip over the episode where she decides to show Timmy her old swimsuit, which still fits. Good for you, Mrs. Turner… but Timmy might
need that therapy after that. Cosmo… Ha
d It Going On? Well, maybe not, but on the topic of Timmy’s
mom’s curves… let’s not forget that time that Cosmo literally got a boob job. Shame on you, Timmy! In the special episode “Information Stupor
Highway,” Timmy gets back at Crocker by sending a picture of him in a red dress to
every computer in the world. Timmy’s Dad sees this and comments that
he isn’t supposed to be on those kinds of websites… The Bad Parenting Test Timmy’s parents are watching Dr. Bill’s
show on how to become better pa
rents. If this isn’t bizarre enough, his oddly
specific criteria for bad parents are whether or not their child spends time in their room
with a bunch of paper towels saying “don’t bother me.” Yeah, that’s um… at least he’s cleaning
up afterwards. “The Toy” Okay, there’s literally a ZERO percent chance
they didn’t know what they were doing here. When Timmy and Poof are taking a bath… one
of the toys is shaped like THIS… Really? And just in case you think there’s plausible
deniability, it shoots
toothpaste. On Timmy’s face. Okay, we only have one radical entry for Rocket
Power… Steroids In the episode The Ice Queens, Otto is knocked
over by a much larger opponent, who he tells to pick on someone with his own steroid dosage. Are you prepared for the incredibly EVIL next
entry? It’s time for INVADER ZIMMMMMM! A Quick Jab at the Execs It’s no secret that Invader Zim was far
from Nickelodeon’s favorite cartoon to promote. In the Christmas special “The Most Horrible
X-Mas Ever,” show creator
Jhonen Vasquez got a little bit of clever payback when a
child critiqued the robot snowman narrator’s story for its logical fallacies, which turned
out to be almost verbatim feedback from Nickelodeon executives. We never deserved this beautiful show, did
we…? Zim’s a Little Too Excited… In one flashback, Zim commandeers a giant
robot on his home planet–demanding his allies to “twist some knobs” and “pull some
levers.” It’s easy to miss weird innuendos like this
considering that pretty much ever
ything Zim says is already super bizarre… Slurs for Humans More good examples are Zim’s various slurs
for humans. Some of our personal favorites are “frolicking
dirt child,” “filthy slug,” and the classic “Dib-monkey.” Geez Zim, we knew you were trying to conquer
Earth, but you don’t have to be racist! There’s a LOT of Horror References… Invader Zim is famous for two things: first,
GIR. Second, its’ incredibly morbid sense of
humor. From Zim going through an off-screen “initiation”
in “Invasion
of the Saucer Morons” to an entire episode about him stealing organs
from children and replacing them with random objects–oh, and we can’t forget about
Gaz’s entire existence practically being an Exorcist reference. Can’t you see she’s trying to draw a little
piggy?! You Don’t Want to Know What Comes Out There’s one episode where a character named
Squidman, who was a former officer with a brain of a squid… tries to squirt ink to
assist Zim… but can’t. He says that’s not working… and all that
com
es out is… Well, judging by that white stain on the door… I think we know what he’s talking about. https://youtu.be/tT2P_jWeRH8?si=WBL5fBuNEhZro1dT Now it’s time for out most intellectual
show yet: The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius. Bolbi Stroganovsky Among the weirdest characters in Jimmy Neutron
is Bolbi Stoganovsky, who’s more of a product of his time than anything else. I’m just saying–a guy who’s basically
a bunch of weird foreign stereotypes in a blender being called an unknown s
pecies by
a literal alien might not fly by today’s standards. Regardless of the ethics–you can’t deny
that the Slap Slap Slap Clap Clap Clap song is a masterpiece like no other. Many Brains, Few Morals It’s easy to forget that, for a kid’s
show, Jimmy Neutron had VERY few morally upright characters. Even Jimmy himself wasn’t safe from this,
given how many times his inventions nearly destroyed the world or even qualified as crimes
against humanity. Remember the episode where he made Sheen a
liter
al megamind god of destruction? Carl’s Interest in Jimmy’s Mom If there’s one running joke in Jimmy Neutron
that EVERYONE remembers, it has to be Carl Wheezer’s constant infatuation with Jimmy’s
mom, Judy Neutron. It can be as innocent as serenading her after
throwing a brick through her window… Or as downright creepy as having her shrunk
down and put in a jar. Those of us who have had our minds completely
destroyed by meme culture are probably more disturbed by the latter. An Interesting Sponso
r In the special episode “Win, Lose, and Kaboom”,
host Meldar shouts out his sponsor, which happens to be…tentacle lubricant. Seems like someone’s been watching the more
unsavory types of anime… Or some REALLY weird SpongeBob SquarePants
fanfiction. Hugh and Judy in General Refreshingly enough, Hugh and Judy Neutron
are actually a rare victory as far as cartoon parents go–they’re genuinely supportive,
mostly responsible people who love their son and each other. And believe me, they REALLY love e
ach other. Clip:
https://youtu.be/DaGX3E1cP04?si=acCGmeOmg9tGBn-l&t=80 One of Those Games There’s one scene in particular where they
allude to “one of those special games”... one that involves Hug wearing spandex. Hey, whatever keeps things exciting for you
two. “The Banana” And of course, we can’t forget Hugh’s
famous line from his long-winded story: “once, when I was seven years old I sat on a banana…and
of course, that changed my life.” Maybe Timmy can give Jimmy a reference to
his therapist.
But let, very quickly, move onto My Life as
a Teenage Robot. Sex Education If having a chalkboard with “birds + bees
= baby” written and drawn on it wasn’t suggestive enough, the teacher in this semiaquatic
classroom tells her class to open to page 69. Any subtlety that would’ve been there is
LONG gone. Okay! We’re going ghost for our next entry–Butch
Hartman’s second-most famous cartoon, Danny Phantom. Fun At The Dance? In one episode, Sam is transformed into a
giant phantom dragon–forcing Dan
ny to take her down, and forcing Sam into a not-so-fun
“hangover” of sorts. Briefs or Boxers? When Danny is infatuated with the popular
girl Paulina, his ghost powers decide to have a little fun by forcing his pants to involuntarily
fall down. Thankfully, Paulina actually likes his undies–so
he leaves with a date and not on an offender registry. Danny Phantom, Animal Rights Warrior Danny manages to single-handedly save the
Purplebacked Gorilla from going extinct when he discovers that one of the
two remaining
of the species is a woman… Meaning that Danny just saw a gorilla’s
genitals. We’ve Got the House to Ourselves… With Danny and Jazz out of the house, for
once their folks have the whole place to themselves. When Jack observes this, Maddie is immediately
intrigued… Until he runs off to get a checkerboard, much
to her disappointment. On a side note, the moms and dads in 2000’s
cartoons seemed to have the healthiest relationships with each other. Yeah, Dash Called Danny This Cartoons
have always had some bizarre, usually
silly insults thrown around by bully characters… but Dash takes it one step further in one
episode, where he calls Danny a twink. I don’t know, maybe Dash is struggling with
some ghosts of his own. Tucker Foley, Wannabe Casanova Danny’s buddy Tucker is always trying to
get with the ladies–and this of course leads to the geek being embarrassed quite often
by the ensuing rejections. One of the most memorable examples was the
time he asked a delivery driver wha
t she could do “after hours”--and let’s not forget
the time he wore a mistletoe hat to get a kiss from a girl–only to be Frenched by
her pet dog while his eyes were closed. Grab your fire extinguishers–next is the
legendary tale of Avatar: the Last Airbender. Aang’s Bathroom Break While in the home of a fortune teller, Sokka
remarks that Aang looks like he had a fun bathroom break–and quickly specifies that
he doesn’t want the details. I doubt Aang even knows what he was talking
about, but given
Sokka’s age it’s not too surprising that’s where his mind went. “Floozy” Back to weirdly direct name-calling in kids’
shows, Meng sees Aang and Katara off when they leave to continue their journey…but
she’s also a bit more jealous of the latter than she lets on due to Aang’s feelings
for her–so she quietly calls her a floozy out of earshot. Legalize The Secret Tunnel In the famous Secret Tunnel episode, the Gang
meets a group of obvious hippie-slash-stoner stereotypes. It’s also worth noting th
at one of them
compliments Sokka’s underwear, to which he promptly scurries off. Smart move, Sokka. Toph’s interesting training method In an effort to provoke Aang to improve his
earthbending, Toph steals a small sack of nuts from his bag. She also takes a staff, and proceeds to crush
the nuts with it. It’s a staff and a literal nutsack. The Wonders of Drugs
The cactus juice scene needs no introduction. Sokka getting absolutely high off of the stuff
is one of the most memorable scenes in the ent
ire show–but let’s not forget the time
Aang was given some magic tea as a “stimulant” to try and get the Avatar state to come out… ”Aang, what are you doing?” “crack.” Shoutout for our next entry having one of
the most ludicrously catchy theme songs I’ve ever heard–The Mighty B! Honestly, Just the Whole Show The Mighty B isn’t the kind of show that’s
known for a lot of sexual innuendos–which is good, since its cast is mostly children–but
we still feel the need to mention it for its extreme usage
of gross-out humor. It’s not hard to see how this show was inspired
by the likes of Ren and Stimpy–as expressive as the animation is, it’s no less full of
absolutely vile moments that might even turn the most hyperactive kids over to another
channel...funny show, though. For our grand finale, take a look outside–you
might find some animals from Back at the Barnyard. Please, Not the Monkey Dance! It’s the furthest thing from a secret that
Mrs. Beady’s husband is tired of her obsession over expos
ing talking farm animals. He’s so tired, in fact, that when hypnosis
causes her to insist that they go do the “monkey dance”--he’s absolutely dreading it. Otis’s Questionable Biology. Let’s just get the anatomy question out
of the way: Otis is a guy. He has udders that frequently squirt milk. I KNOW it’s a cartoon, but it’s hard not
to think about the fact that this male cow is spraying white liquid from his crotch area
constantly. Otis’s Rectal Exam Well, I guess any doubt over Otis’s gender
wa
s solved by the fact that he apparently needed a prostate exam at one point–if his
trauma afterwards was any indication, it was far from a pleasant experience… “Now, let’s see what we got in the dairy
section!” Was there ever a more perfect scene for a
finale? In this episode, Otis’s old school bully
contacts him saying he’s coming for him–prompting Otis to remember all the times he forced Otis
to come for himself. Seriously–this bully was a duck, so getting
squirted by his own udders was the be
st case scenario here…*shudder* Okay, finally we get to Bikini Bottom… Let’s talk about SpongeBob SquarePants. Practically Everything Squidward Says
This might not count as the typical definition of “adult” jokes, but it’s worth mentioning. I don’t like the notion that everyone becomes
a Squidward as they enter adulthood–but I do love, and COMPLETELY agree with, the
idea that we only fully understand Squidward as we grow older. Whether it’s his mourning of his dead hopes
and dreams or his frustr
ation with the world refusing to give him any R&R, Squidward is
a mood sometimes. “Coming to bed, honey?” Staying on a similar subject, when Spongebob
and Patrick try and break Mrs. Puff out of prison, SpongeBob recalls how wonderful adult
life is on the outside. The traffic, the meaningless work, the failing,
loveless marriages…man, when did this show get so existential? Shoutout to SpongeBob for staying so dang
positive somehow. Square Pattern Baldness
Okay, I want to start this off by saying
that in “The Sponge Who Could Fly,” SpongeBob
is confirmed to have hair(and by extension, insanely precise hairstyling skills). But when Spongebob leaves Sandy’s dome with
the excuse of needing a haircut, Sandy isn’t sure of whether or not he’s got hair…and
if he does, just where is it, exactly? “Krusty Dogs” The whole episode of “Krusty Dogs” is
really just an excuse to have SpongeBob characters say “weiner” over and over. Not limited to Squidward’s line of hoping
Mr. Krabs’s “whole weiner thin
g will blow up in his face”. Whether kids or adults, one thing is for sure:
they knew their audience. “Patrick, your Genius is showing!” In the episode “Texas,” SpongeBob praises
Patrick’s idea to bring Texas to Bikini Bottom by telling him his genius is showing,
to which Patrick covers his crotch and asks “where?!” I’ll ask the same question there: does Patrick
just genuinely not know where his genitals are? Nancy’s Pencil Organization Tips SpongeBob’s OCD kicks in during one morning
of Boating
School, and he overthinks how to organize his pencils and notebooks. Thankfully, Nancy is kind enough to give him
some advice when prompted, suggesting that one of the pencils belongs shoved up his a- Squidward’s Makin’ WAFFLES! In “Fools in April,” when he attempts
to apologize to SpongeBob for his cruel prank, he can’t help but have his head transmutated
into a sea donkey’s and bray… And again, in “Christmas Who?” when he realizes how much of an absolute jerk
he’s been to SpongeBob despite hi
s lovingly handmade gift, he feels like a… “Byeeeeee, Squidward~” Spongebob and Patrick are tasked with delivering
Krabby Patties in a little submarine to the good people of Bikini Bottom. Upon being commissioned, SpongeBob says his
goodbyes to Squidward. Then to Mr. Krabs….then really says his
goodbyes to Squidward, if you know what I’m saying. For a guy who’s asexual, SpongeBob has a
weird way of making relatively normal comments sound strangely suggestive. “Do You Want it to Hurt Me, Kevin?”
Case in point: his encounter with Kevin C.
Cucumber, his (now former) jellyfishing hero. Spongebob will do anything for Kevin. Like…ANYTHING, anything. He’s more than willing to punch himself
with a metal, spiked boxing glove for the pleasure of this cucumber-shaped neckbeard. The Balloon
Not to be confused with the Great Balloon Theft of 2001, SpongeBob presumably didn’t
steal–I mean, borrow– this balloon. He paid for it fair and square, but I’d
say he really shouldn’t be….blowing his money on
it. Haha, get it? It’s funny, because it looks like a… Yeah, we won’t even say it. There’s a concerning amount of things in
this series that look like this object. Sandy Cheeks in Bikini Bottom… Most of these jokes aren’t too meta, but
when you’ve got a town called Bikini Bottom, and a character named Sandy Cheeks, and–if
we want to reach a little further–ANOTHER character named Mr. Krabs, you can’t expect
us not to fill in the blanks. There’s also that joke theory that Spongebob
is a tampon, bu
t even I’m not buying that one. Bubble Bass’s Ad
In one of the newest SpongeBob episodes, “Hot Crossed Nuts,” Bubble Bass advertises Sandy’s
barbecue nuts on his butt…oh my GOD there’s no way to say that normally. The yellow fish’s line “this guy’s butt
loves those nuts!” does not help any. Sailor Mouth
While it’s not even remotely subtle, the episode “Sailor Mouth” is quite literally
about Spongebob and Patrick learning a swear word from dumpster graffiti. It’s unsure which word this is, but it
’s
a fun rewatch since there’s no concrete answer. They could be saying literally anything behind
those dolphin chirps, and furthermore this episode has more replay value than a triple-A
platformer. The good reasons to run around in colored
undies When SpongeBob and friends team up with Mermaidman
to bring the IJLSA back into action and stop E.V.I.L., Mermaidman reveals that superpowers
are actually stored in their costumes. After all, “why else would we run around
in colored undies?” Well, Squi
dward assures us that he has three
good reasons for it…and frankly, that makes it a bit disappointing that he doesn’t at
least have the consideration to tell us even one of those reasons. Also notable is his reminiscence on his time
at Makeout Reef. How much you guys wanna bet he made a few
visits there with Squilliam? Extra Goofy Goobers
The older we get, the more we seem convinced that the characters in Spongebob’s world
are mostly either stoned out of their minds or deeply mentally disturbed.
In the SpongeBob Movie, at least one of these
theories is confirmed when Spongebob and Patrick go on an ice cream binge at Goofy Goober’s
Ice Cream Party Boat. When SpongeBob wakes up, he’s stumbling
with a rough hangover to the Krusty Krab to call out Mr. Krabs for not giving him the
promotion he deserves. Go off, little square dude…but maybe shower
first next time. “And now for the chaser!” When Mr. Krabs flushes Plankton after yet
another failed attempt to get his stubby little paws on the s
ecret formula, he laugh heartily
before claiming “and now for the chaser.” It’s suggesting that Mr. Krabs is about
to take a dump, which isn’t that mature in and of itself…but there was recently
the discovery of some lost media called “Behind Closed Doors,” consisting of vile drawings
depicting SpongeBob characters. One example of these is the storyboard of
the “now for the chaser” scene, in which Mr. Krabs actually took a violent on-screen
dump. Really glad they cut that scene, personally… No,
Mr. Krabs, it’s that time of the month. A giant red blimp arrives at the Krusty Krab,
the shadow of which makes Mr. Krabs question his old eyes. Squidward assures him that it’s just that
time of the month…ladies, you know what he’s talking about. Does it really look like a gigantic blimp,
though? Nasty Patty
This is as good a time as any to talk about the classic Spongebob episode that was about
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs trying to hide what they fully believed was an innocent man’s
dead body from
the police by burying it. Honorable mention to the later episode “Out
of the Picture,” which sees Mr. Krabs repeatedly attempting murder on Squidward to sell his
art for ludicrous prices. The mystery of the coin slot
SpongeBob’s brief time with Mystery the seahorse led to her tied up on the bike rack
outside of the Krusty Krab. Scooter mistakes her for a kiddie ride(somehow)
and looks for the coin slot, only finding it off screen…and promptly being kicked
away. Guess Bubble Buddy wasn’t the only
one to
make him experience high tide… “And why aren’t you in uniform?!” SpongeBob’s just too sweet to say no when
Squidward is staying over during his time being fired from the Krusty Krab. He’s even willing to play along when Squidward
demands him to dress as a maid while bringing him food and drinks. He’s not even doing it for laughs–he’s
just doing it to humiliate Spongebob. Is this some weird kink of Squidward’s? The world may never know…and I honestly
don’t want to. “Did you want to?” Patr
ick having a crush on Mindy in the Spongebob
movie is fairly innocent. The same cannot be said of his reaction when
Mindy walks up to the pair while his pants are down. If nothing else, it’s great that Patrick
had both kindness to offer and the consideration to ask before flashing her. What an absolute king. “Now, you get behind her and I’ll push.” The inner machinations of Patrick’s mind
truly must be an enigma to advise SpongeBob to get behind his grandmother while he pushes
when that was nowh
ere in his plan to prove to her that he’s a grownup. The literal best interpretation of this is
that Patrick had the urge to cripple an elderly woman, which really calls the big guy’s
morals into question just a little bit. Sexy Krab-Kar Wash
….no explanation needed. Just..soak this one in. Really let it marinate in your brain. Acknowledge that this is a canonical scene
in SpongeBob, and that Mr. Krabs does this. Side note, how often does Mr. Krabs borrow
Pearl’s clothes? “Well, at least it’s un
derwire…” Uh…pretty often, I guess. Or he’s borrowing SOMEONE’S, in the alternate
universe where he’s Bikini Bottom’s main patty stealer. “Not the way I use ‘em!” “Eat Barnacle Chips. They’re Delicious!” “They are most certainly not delicious…” “Not the way I use ‘em!” Patrick…Patrick, sincere question. How do you use them? How do you use them? There’s, like, 1000 ways I could interpret
this, and the longer you leave me to my own devices, the worse they get. Please, PLEASE give us the answer the
world
is begging for. The Incomplete Snow-Mermaid Man, for a couple of kids, these little guys
have some skilled artistic talent, huh? They sculpted this mermaid statue all on their
own! Now all that’s left is two more big, round,
voluptuous snowballs. Who knows where they’ll end up? A Seven-Mile Spanking Machine! SpongeBob’s butt has been broken, and he’s
got to be extra careful. That means no football with Percy, who seems
to be having a great time… It also there’s means no participating in
t
he seven-mile spanking machine. Thankfully, Squidward has no such injuries
to worry over. “Is this where the line starts?” Either Squidward or one of the show’s writers
was really into some stuff… The Squidward’s “Ending It” Reference
In “SpongeBob in Randomland,” there’s a blink-and-miss-it reference to the infamous
“Squidward’s Ending-It” creepypasta. Oh, and not a one-off line or something in
the background–they actually decided to flash a picture of the infamous red mist picture
on screen. T
here’s no telling how many children they
traumatized with this…and there’s no telling how many more they did when they replaced
it with this. “It’s just a prank, bro!” Mr. Krabs manages to wash the Invisible Spray
off of Spongebob and Patrick after they go around pranking Bikini Bottom. Call it sheer dirty-mindedness, but this screenshot
really emphasizes just how low-paying the Krusty Krab must be. Model Sponge
When SpongeBob thinks Mr. Krabs is firing him, he searches for a new job and starts
an acting career…for a sponge commercial. Spongebob’s shocked expression upon hearing
“LOSE THE PANTS!” really tells you all you need to know. At least buy him a drink first, jeez… The “sports channel”
I distinctly remember this one going over my head as a kid. In “Your Shoe’s Untied,” SpongeBob is
watching a dancing sea anemone on TV, only to quickly switch to the sports channel when
Gary walks in. I was always wondering why SpongeBob was so
fearful of Gary’s potential wrath over missing the bi
g game, but it’s clear now that SpongeBob
was watching some…naughty content. Absorbent, yellow, and apparently horny. Zee Tickler
Would you believe me if I said a one-time joke character in “Karate Island” is a
metaphor for a condom? By this point…yeah, you probably would. Sandy has to fight the Tickler, a karate master
who happens to be French…yes, the French Tickler, also the name of a type of condom
that basically turns your pee-pee into a pom-pom. It’s even weirder when you consider that
his
defeat comes about by Sandy chucking a tray of phallic jelly-filled doughnuts into
his mouth until he can’t hold anymore. “Sorry About the Scabies”
Um….wow. This bakery had a cake specifically for apologizing
about Scabies, an infestation of flesh-feeding bugs that can be transmitted as an STI. This reveals that STDs are apparently enough
of an issue in Bikini Bottom for a bakery to just…happen to have a cake apologizing
for transmitting them. Also, note that the same bakery didn’t have
a “Happ
y Birthday” cake. Don’t drop ‘em
Every SpongeBob fan knows that “Gary Takes a Bath” is peak fiction, one reason being
the brilliant scheme of a pirate treasure hunt to get Gary in the bathtub. Two pink, soapy doubloons are his reward,
and SpongeBob warns him not to drop them… “Squid Baby”
Ugh…okay, I can’t avoid talking about this episode for the grand finale. The episode “Squid Baby” is about SpongeBob
and Patrick babysitting Squidward, who believes he himself is a baby due to a head injury. It
’s clear from the adult diapers, poop
jokes, and…just everything that this has got to be some creepy, barely-disguised fetish. It’s not even a funny episode, it’s just…weird. It’s the epitome of that era of SpongeBob
that just didn’t care at all anymore. I wouldn’t be surprised if they just copy-pasted
some creepy fanfiction for the script…
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