(ominous music) (screaming) (grunting) - Keisha, go on without me. - No, I can't leave you like that! - I'll only slow you down! - Okay, but I hope you make it! - Keisha wait, before you go, please tell Greg Matthews that I love him. - Okay girl, I got you. - Keisha wait, wait! What's the name of that one
Katy Perry song that goes, ♫ Baby you're a firework - Firework, girl, I gotta go! - Keisha wait! Please! - What, Kimber? - Do you like my bangs? - Oh. Well you know they are kinda cute, but the
y're a little
like, crooked right here, they're just oh my god! (grunting) (slashing of metal) - [Narrator] Every Horror Film Ever. - And she drifted into the night, and was never heard from, ever again. - Scary. - That story's so not true. - But you all believed it. Alright, well I'm gonna go in the forest and take some selfies by myself. Be right back! - So, um. - [Selfie Girl] Ahhhh! Someone's stabbing me in the back super hard! - Was that Sarah? - I'm gonna go check on her by myself. - Do yo
u want me to come with you? - Whoa, Deb. I need my space, okay? I'll be right back. Geez. (screaming) There is definitely someone stabbing people over here. I highly recommend nobody come over here. - [Narrator] Every Horror Film Ever. (Gasping) - Oh my god, Carrie, are you moving it? - No way, are you? - No! - Oh my god, this is so scary! (carnival music) - Lucy, are you moving it? - No, are you? - No. - This is so scary! - [Narrator] I see you. - We have to go into the
forest and help them. -
Do you really think that's a good idea? - I can't just sit here and do nothing! - Okay, well, just please don't go alone. - Jared, you come with me. - We'll be right back. - Oh, we should probably split up. - Smart. - [Both] I'll be right back. (screaming) - [Jared] Nobody enter the forest! (screaming) - [Other Guy] The only way to survive is to stick together. - [Narrator] I think
people died in this house. - Oh my god, I'm the only one left. Good thing I'm a virgin. (giggling) Wait. You guys a
re alive? You guys aren't virgins. You guys have sex like, all the time. (screaming) - It's cool dude, we only do butt stuff. - Oh my god, I am so sorry. That's so my bad. You know, you just get it
mixed up sometimes, you know, yeah, but uh, anyways, you
butt (bleep)ers be safe, okay? - [Narrator] Every Horror Film Ever. - Weldon, we have to get out of here. - We need to get out of here ASAP. But I'm gonna go check on that commotion in the forest real quick. I'll be right back. - No. (dragging a
cross dirt) (screaming) - [Weldon] I just impaled
myself on a knife. (screaming) (grunting) (ominous chase music) - Oh my god, we are so gonna die. - Yeah, but I'm gonna die first. It's always the black guy. The oppressed always get
the short end of the stick. - Okay wait, hold on. If we're talking about oppressed, I'm clearly gonna die first. - What? Haven't you heard of the Holocaust? This guy is clearly anti-Semitic. - Okay, I get that, but my people were forced to build a railroad. - Mine to
o! - Yes, ours was above ground. - Yeah, exactly, and mine was below, which means I'm gonna get killed first. - I should be the one who dies first. - Oh, don't tempt me! - Okay, I'll kill you
both before you die first. - I am so gonna live. (screaming) - Oh, wow. Look at that. I guess times are a changin'!
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"Girl I gotta go!" "Kaysha wait!" "WHAT KIMBER"
This is the closest I'll ever get to watching a scary movie. NO THANK YOU! #pansiesforlife
i always lose it when keith say "WHAT KIMBER!" that and when he screams right afterwords😂😂😂
WHAT KIMBER!!!!!!!! Keisha and kimber deserve there own show
So happy keisha and kimber made a comback in the same video
"WHAT KIMBER??!!!!!!!"
He's right, they have to stop making the black guy die first.
I have not seen the video yet but I know falling down in a random ass moment while being chased is gonna be in here
“WHAT KIMBEEEEEER” XD gets me every time
"But I'm gonna go check on that forest real quick." 10 seconds later "Hey, I found Logan Paul!"
Every horror movie ever is basically this: some young, "hot and sexy" woman gets naked for no reason or there are shots of her in the shower/bath, then she gets butchered/terrified/tied up-- because, you know, it's not like there might be anyone out there who might not want to see that over and over every time they want to see horror. Maybe 40% of horror movies are like this: group of young, obnoxious college kids go on vacation somewhere; they spend the first half hour of the movie being overly-sexual and rowdy, with the obligatory horny obnoxious jock and the bitchy 'hot and sexy' woman who gets naked because she's 'so outrageous'; then the second half of the movie is when 'shit really gets real' and now they are being slaughtered one by one. If a horror movie isn't about that, then most likely it's like this: husband needs to move somewhere for a job and wife of course comes with him (never the other way around), and they end up in some new house-- which of course is a huge, very nice house and even though the couple is relatively young they can somehow afford it; wife or little children are a bit worried about the new place (cue obligatory scene of mother consoling her small child in some overly-sweet, sugary, unrealistic way, probably before bedtime), but husband assures them everything is all right; then it turns out the house is haunted and the wife ends up having to helplessly defend herself and the little kids, probably magically losing her clothes in the process.
keith and noah look like real girls
R.I.P Glenn
Anyone else remember when s mosh was just Anthony and Ian on a $20 budget
Dang. Keisha looking good xD also, that first scene is so damn accurate xD
Couple: we only do butt stuff! Killer: oh, oh, oh my god is so so so sorry! Me: uhhhhhhhhhhh
Every single clip, I was thinking "yep, I saw that movie". Good to be in the halloween spirit with the squad!
"WHAT KIMBER!? *insert a demonic voice HAHAHAHA
Every Every Blank Ever Video Ever.
This is just what i needed...ive had a horror movie marathon wth my friends...and im still scared to death right now...this is just what i needed to calm my nerves.. thanks smosh😂.. u da real mvp