it's horrible in space it looked in the egg you never look in the egg now that thing's hugging his face it's a face hugger American American in America could I get a soda the very noisy Lambs what did Mig say to you Clarice what what what what the haunting of MC British Manor welcome to MC British Manor Governor we hope you feel right at home should perhaps I putt a pop of tea in the microwave the really unlikable kid hi is that the babadu yeah yeah we've got one Tim Burton's an impractical shap
e for a door it's such an impractical shape David cronenberg's oh no my hand oh no my hand Roman pansy's Wikipedia page and I think that doll looked at me I could have sworn that doll looked at me must have been my imagination oh
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Can't believe you left out 'Fishing Villages are Evil' and 'The Locals Know Something'
Hearing an actual Brit do a bad British accent is inexplicably uncomfortable
Roman Polaski's Wikipedia page is indeed more terrifying than any horror film could be.
That scene from ‘I Think that Doll Looked at Me’ was incredibly tense actually
Ahahahaha your "hoi is thaet the babbadoouwk?" accent was gold 👏 (heaps gold even)
Pure genius. I’m not even British but shudder microwave tea? Clearly some alien or demon
I'll add these to my watchlist, right below, "We Found an Old Tape" and, "Lovecraft Doesn't Translate to Film Very Well"
You forgot "this group of teenagers is way too happy, oh no they're going on a hike..."
There's something not quite right about that British man. Why is he not asking for a bottle of water as if his house didn't have taps?
Where's the American haunted homes built over ancient Indian burial grounds but somehow conjured up Christian devils?
Thought for sure he’d include The Cabin in Cecil Woods.
I actually hoped for the "no matter how fast you can run, the killer can always outwalk you" story...so underrated, especially in the 80ies 😂
What? No "Handheld Motion Sickness" found footage film? But seriously, the Cronenberg bit made me cackle.
The horror of ‘pot a pop of tea in the microwave’ still haunts me 😂 0:30
“Stuck in a confined space with people who can’t trust each other” for the next one
I could very much see An Impractical Shape For A Door as an actual film
you forgot: "my husband/wife/child is possessed by the devil but I refuse to see it until a lot of people are dead" and "I think me and my friends evoked something at a party last night".
As an American, I can confirm that we use "can I get a soda?" at least 6 times a day.
The only thing I'm missing, is the 50's sci-fi, with the overly dramatic screechy music, scientists who smoked pipes and the rectangular space robots, with dem laserbeams. And the trailers be like "Nothing can STOP it!!!" "The HORRIFYING TERROR!!!" "The TERRIFYING HORROR!!!''😄
That Tim Burton joke was the hardest I'd laughed in such a long time. It honestly hurt a little. You know... you're actually REALLY funny, dude. Have you ever considered doing standup? Or maybe even writing children's mystery novels?