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Every Sci-Fi Movie in the 50s

Oh brave new world, that has such butts in't! (This isn't Star Trek.)

Alasdair Beckett-King

10 months ago

Captain you and your men are very welcome here in my suspiciously remote scientific research facility thank you Doctor you have a very attractive daughter tell me Captain do all you Earth men have such pleasing buttocks doctor her outfit is interfering with the men's instruments get her out of here you must forgive ammonia I love you we are alone here on Mephisto one and under attack from an alien intelligence in the form of a convincing visual effect I see what does it want I wouldn't worry abo
ut that Captain perhaps if we could communicate with the entity using my brainal mind plunger father no forgive me ammonia I have to do it for science get back ammonia The Entity is controlling him what am I being destroyed by is it my own creation my father is dead I know perhaps man was not meant to comprehend the great Mysteries of the cosmos but we do know this the Christian God is real and he likes America best let's get married two million years in the future and Dames haven't changed Amer
ican in space [Music]

Comments

@nrgspike

Alternate title: ABK buys a fancy new hand-blender and figures out how to right it off as a business expense.

@connorhealy3562

“Behold this mind-bogglingly unique alien species!” shows a regular human but with green body paint and a hastily attached attenae prop

@YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN

The only thing you forgot was a loud and monotone voiced robot with tons of spinning dials and blinking lights and about 3 whole points of actual articulation on its entire body, aside from that, full marks.

@Abelhawk

The beautifully ironic thing is that the “convincing special effect” is absolutely a convincing 50s-era special effect.

@BarokaiRein

People in the 50s would've been extremely impessed by one man being able to do this on his own.

@JoshStrifeHayes

That was a really convincing visual effect.

@naisyjohns

As a scientist who lives on a remote planet in a suspiciously remote science research facility, my daughter and I can confirm this is 100% accurate

@KneelB4Bacon

There is SO much unintentional comedy and cliches associated with 50s and 60s Sci-fi movies. My favorite is the "scientist defends the monster/alien and is horribly killed/eaten by it, thus proving that mindless violence is the best approach to dealing with monsters/aliens."

@StormDatIsApproaching

Starring Leslie Nielsen, followed by 2 lesser sequels, a mildly successful dark remake in the 80s, and got a cult following over the decades. The production was spot on, kudos for following that static cinematography to the letter

@simonamorim8178

As opposed to 50s sci-fi novels, which are primarily concerned with the question "what if something weird happened to a guy?" With a sudden unresolved ending.

@nomisunrider6472

“Her outfit is interfering with the scanners!” “Should I take it off?” “Don’t worry, the fanzines have already covered that.”

@Mr_Case_Time

As a red-blooded, Christian, unabashedly heterosexual American man that has been to space, I can confirm that this is what we always do.

@UnclePhil73

I preferred American in Space 2: Fall of the Red Empire. The final scene when Emperor Marl Karx was killed by the Star Spangled crew of the USS Manly Eagle was great.

@K4RN4GE911

As someone who has seen an UNHEALTHY amount of Mystery Science Theater 3000, I've also seen a lot of these 50's and 60's sci-fi films by proxy and this is 1:1 accurate.

@milgeekmedia

Forbidden Planet is my absolute favourite pulp sci-fi movie... You hit the nail on the head with Ammonia! LOL Was hoping to see your take on Robbie the Robot (cereal boxes?). :)

@skyllalafey

"vintage laughter" is a great bit of closed captioning, love it

@oneinathousand2156

I’m glad you didn’t forget to include the shoved-in Red Scare

@BirthQuakeRecords

I also love Forbidden Planet. Thanks for condensing it down to just over a minute long. It’ll really save me a lot of time.

@tskmaster3837

"My father is dad." "I know." That's not what he said. I know.

@jenh101

This is beautifully, horrifyingly accurate. The fact that ABK can disappear into such a wide variety of roles despite having such a distinctive look is a testament to how brilliant he is! These skits are always spot on in every way.