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Okay, back to square one again. A-ha! I hereby propose a non aggression treaty to end hostilities between our two kingdoms. Patrick, by signing this historic armistice, you have brought peace to our lands. May your kingdom prosper. Well that went well. What are you doing? What about the treaty? This treaty ain't worth the sand it's printed on. Oh is that so? Well, if you think you can take down this castle, my answer is bring it on! [laughing] [neighing] [neighing] Patrick, I'm trying to be the

nice guy here, okay? Let's call this silly business off. No way, you started it. Fine! Have it your way. Whatever. Oh no, no no no! Ah! [cackling] [horn blowing] [yelling] Whoa! Oh hello... and goodbye. [screaming] A-ha! [screaming] Come on! How you like them apples? [screaming] [cackling] You'll never win! Do you hear me? ♪ Squirrelly birthday Dear Sandy ♪ ♪ Squirrelly birthday to you ♪ Hooray! [chuckles] Whoa━oh━oh━oh━oh! Whoa! Tex Ritter! You don't see that everyday. Huh? [gasping] Green c

heese! Green cheese! Green cheese! SpongeBob? Patrick? Everyone listen to me! The light is bad! Run for the shade! Eugene-ikins, give me some sugar. I'm always a sucker for a good smooch. Yeah, walk outside and check out this awesome moon. [camera flashing] Hello? Hello, Pearl? [grunting] No! Not me! [screaming] Huh? I guess it only effects sea critters. I'm going home to hide under the covers! Squidward, you have to stay in the shade! [screaming] Help! O.M. Jehoshaphat! You don't see that ever

yday. SpongeBob! Patrick! Mrs. Puff! Mr. Krabs! Larry! Look out, Pearl! I'll save you! Whoa! Ha ha! Like busting a bronco! Yee-haw! There! Um, uh... Come on Patrick, take these flyers and hand them out. Come on Miss Tuffsie, there's plenty more fun to be had. ♪ Gary, now I know I was wrong♪ ♪ I messed up and Now you're gone ♪ ♪ Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you, oh, ♪ ♪ I never expected you To run away and leave me ♪ ♪ Feeling this empty ♪ ♪ Your meow right now would Sound like music to

me ♪ ♪ Please come home 'Cause I miss you, Gary ♪ ♪ (Gary, come home) ♪ ♪ Gary, can't you see That I was blind? ♪ ♪ I'll do anything To change your mind ♪ Gary! ♪ More than a pet, You're my best friend ♪ ♪ Too cool to forget, come back 'Cause we are family ♪ ♪ And forgive me for Making you wanna roam ♪ ♪ And now, my heart is beating Like the saddest metronome ♪ ♪ Somewhere I hope You're reading ♪ ♪ My latest three-word poem ♪ ♪ "Gary, Come Home" ♪ I want peanuts! Ah, no! [scre

aming] [screaming] -Who is this Lisa person? -What? Ugh! Ha ha! Ugh! Hey, that was mine! Barnacles! All right, that's it! No more Mr. Nice guy. I'm getting to the bottom of this right now! I want to bus a Bikini Bottom! I am first in line and no one is going to tell me otherwise. Okay, second, I am second in line! Okay, third is good. Fourth, not bad. [panting] Okay, 329. I am 329th in line and nobody forget it! Snow angel! [laughing] Oh. Hey! [whistling] Thanks a lot SpongeBob, while you were j

ust standing there whistling, someone threw a snowball at me! Really Patrick? Did the snowball look like this? Yeah! [laughing] This is serious, SpongeBob, someone's after me! I think I better leave town. Patrick, I threw it, we're having a snowball fight, don't you get it? Snowball fight? I want to play, I want to play! Well, first you have to make a snowball. Oh yeah, a snowball. This is gonna be great! Huh? What? [grunting] Ugh! SpongeBob, can you help me make a snowball? Sure pal. Thanks bud

dy. Patrick, how could you? It's a snowball fight, remember? Oh yeah. Patrick, you fool! This was over before it started. I will now consider your unconditional surrend-- -er. [laughing] So that's how he wants it to go down. [laughing] [screaming] Ha, you missed me! [choking] [choking] [groaning] [choking] [reloading] Jellyfish fields here I come! Mom look, it's the flying guy! Wow! I guess he wasn't a lunatic after all! ♪ I'm flying, I'm flying! He's flying, he's flying! ♪ ♪ He's really, rea

lly, flying!♪ ♪ They laughed, they scoffed, Before I had liftoff ♪ ♪ But now he's flying, He's flying high in the sky ♪ ♪ I'd love to hang around To say "I told you so" ♪ ♪ But it's off to Jellyfish Fields I go ♪ ♪ Roads and streets Are not for me ♪ ♪ Help! Please help! My snail is up a tree! ♪ ♪ I've had her since I was a little girl ♪ ♪ But now it looks like The end of her world ♪ No! Gotcha! [laughing] -Next time, try the elevator. -Thank you Bird Man! ♪ I have never felt so

free ♪ ♪ High in the sky Is the place for me ♪ ♪ Helping friends From up above ♪ ♪ These are the things That I love ♪ ♪ I'll help Mr. Krabs Reclaim his dime ♪ I'm rich! ♪ And I'll save Patrick From this mime ♪ Thanks buddy! ♪ Even Plankton Needs some help ♪ ♪ When he gets Tangled in the kelp! ♪ Please put me down. Jellyfish Fields, here I come! SpongeBob! Patrick's in trouble. SpongeBob! SpongeBob! What is it, buddy?! Will you scratch my tummy? Ah. Help me pick out a tie? Clean my

bathtub? Balance my checkbook? Help spread the word of evil? Untangle my phone cord? Do my geometry? Talk to my plants. Rub my scalp? Mmm... oh yeah! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be at Jellyfish Fields right now. But instead, I'm rubbing your scalp. I don't even know who you are. But we went to elementary school together. -Dennis, hmm? -Oh yeah. The delicious, mouthwatering, Krabby Patty is now available in frozen! But this patty isn't just for eating anymore beca

use there are so many things you can do with a frozen Krabby Patty. Oh yeah, like what? Like this! Use them as snow shoes! As a flying disc! [screaming] [groaning] Or a hockey puck! [yelling] [cheering] You can comb their hair! Wear them as jewelry! [laughing] Of flush them down the toilet! The only limits are your imagination! [laughing] [alarm sounding] Oh! Oh Planky-poo, look how cute our baby is! Oh, please. That thing isn't even a graphing calculator. Weak. Come on, walk to mommy! That's it

! You can do it! [cooing] You're walking baby! Heh, you call that walking? This is walking! [humming] This is how you do it. This is how it's done. [cooing] [cooing] Oh, mama's big boy is upgrading! [laughing] Aww! [grumbling] Whoa, whoa! [screaming] [groaning] [gagging] This stinks! You need to interface with someone fun. Try that video game over there, it doesn't look too dangerous. Oh! Careful Chip! Those monsters are too big, come out of that game right now. [beeping] Chip, get out of there!

[grunting] [laughing] So you think you can do whatever you want because you're a teenager now? You just wait until I tell your father. [screaming] What did you just say to me? [screaming] ♪ Going to the carnival, Going to the carnival! ♪ There it is SpongeBob, the carnival is back in town! I'm gonna be first in line for everything! Where is everybody? I don't know, there was one kid here earlier. Doesn't look like any carnival I ever--ow! Excuse me. [gasping] Stop Patrick, don't touch it! Thi

s isn't the carnival, Patrick. Those are hooks! Mr. Krabs says they're really dangerous! Hmm, I sense no danger here. How could they be dangerous? They're covered with free cheese! All I know is Mr. Krabs said--Patrick, don't do that! Mmm, cheesy! No danger here! Go on, try it. But Mr. Krabs said-- SpongeBob, let me ask you something. Does this look dangerous? [screams] -Patrick, don't! -Lighten up, will you? Or do I have to eat all these cheese by myself? [screaming] [gasping] Patrick! Help, oh

Patrick help! Oh Patrick come back! Oh my best friend! [crying] [groaning] Patrick, you're alive! Am I ever! You should try it. But what about the surface, and your britches, and the gift shops? You just jump off before you go up too high. Mr. Krabs said I shouldn't get near those things. Did he say you shouldn't climb on top of them and ride them like a horsey? Well, no-- -Wee! I guess he didn't! [laughing] High ho silver fish, away! [laughing] [laughing] -Ready? -Ready. Geronimo! [cheering] T

his is more fun than double overtime at Krusty Krab! ♪ Oh baby, they may Call me a fool ♪ ♪ But I can't help Our gravitational pull ♪ ♪ When I stuff you With cotton candy ♪ ♪ It reminds me You're so sweet ♪ ♪ When we go riding, It's dandy ♪ ♪ The way you hang on To that seat, baby ♪ ♪ When I'm with you our love Is stronger than glue ♪ ♪ Whoa, oh baby! ♪ ♪ There isn't anything, ♪ ♪ There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you ♪ ♪ Hey! Let go of her, You patty eaters! ♪

♪ No! Get away! ♪ ♪ Hiya! Hiya! Wa-cha! Hiya! Hiya! Ya! ♪ ♪ Oh wah cha ya ya wah cha Ah ya ya ya ya ya! ♪ ♪ Patty? You okay sweetums? ♪ ♪ I'm so sorry ♪ ♪ I'll never let you out Of my sight again ♪ ♪ And I'll always keep you Out of harm's way ♪ ♪ Yay! ♪ ♪ Oh baby, I love you so strong ♪ ♪ That's why I'm singing This song, baby! ♪ ♪ Your looks are Sweeter than honey ♪ ♪ From your pickles to your Buns, it ain't even funny ♪ ♪ I'm coming for you Oh no, look at you ♪ ♪ Don't wo

rry patty, I'll take care of this ♪ ♪ There you go ♪ ♪ It's shaping up to be A wonderful holiday ♪ ♪ Not your normal, Average, everyday ♪ ♪ Sounds like someone Felled my old coral tree ♪ ♪ SpongeBob, Patrick, Why'd you do this to me? ♪ ♪ The world feels like It's in loverly ♪ ♪ Go away before I harm you bodily ♪ ♪ This Christmas feels like the Very first Christmas to me ♪ ♪ There'll be shopping Decorating and plenty of snow ♪ ♪ Hey Patrick, who's that Under the mistletoe? ♪

♪ What? Who me? Would you Look at the time, I should go!♪ ♪ People seem A little more brotherly ♪ ♪ Here's a special something To you from me ♪ ♪ Even the trash on Christmas smells sweetly ♪ ♪ This Christmas feels like the Very first Christmas to me ♪ ♪ La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ La la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ What do you want, can't You see that I'm busy? ♪ ♪ Step outside, we've got Something for you to see ♪ ♪ SpongeB

ob, take this Stuff down immediately ♪ ♪ Chestnuts roasting and burns In the third degree ♪ ♪ Tonight things are as good As they seem to be ♪ ♪ A star on top will Complete all the scenery ♪ ♪ This Christmas feels like the Very first Christmas to me ♪ [chuckling] ♪ This Christmas feels like the Very first Christmas to me ♪ I don't want you getting into trouble during the night, so you're going to stay in the aquarium like a good little sleepy clam. Ahh! [grunting] [grunting, snoring] [

banging] [grunting, banging] [grunting] Huh? Hey. Didn't you used to have one, two... two arms? Okay, little buddy. Let's find that arm of yours. [grunting] Oh. Oh. Huh? Ah! Nope. Oh. Ah-ha! I got it! [groaning] I'll fix you up in no time. [groaning] Good as new. Ehh. Huh? Okay, good night. [snoring, gurgling] Huh? [snapping] [gurgling] [thudding] [snoring] [snoring, creaking] Oh? [grunting] [grunting] [shattering] [snoring, grumbling] Yes, Squidward, extra mayo, I heard you. [growling] [grumbli

ng] Oh, hi, Patrick. Hey, SpongeBob. I don't remember us having a sleepover last night. [groaning] What's going on, SpongeBob? Oh, hey, little guys. You're playing with each other. So cute. [grumbling] [groaning] [sneezing] [groaning] [groaning, dinging] I call this one The Campfire Song Song. ♪ Lets gather around The campfire ♪ ♪ And sing our campfire song ♪ ♪ Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪ ♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪ ♪ Then you're wrong ♪ ♪ But it'll help

if you Just sing along ♪ ♪ Bum Bum Bum ♪ ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪ ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪ ♪ And if you don't think That we can sing it faster ♪ ♪ Then you're wrong ♪ ♪ But it'll help if you Just sing along ♪ ♪ C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song ♪ Patrick! ♪ Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E... ♪ Squidward... good! ♪ It'll help, it'll help! ♪ ♪ If you Just sing along ♪ Oh yeah! [whimpering] I've lost it. I can't tell what's real anymore. [whimpering] [screaming] Boo! I'm a haunte

d tablecloth! [screaming] [laughing] [creepy music playing] Not creepy nursery rhyme music! [creaking] Dada! [screaming] Thank you, Daddy! [screaming] The Krusty Krab? How did I wind up here? I don't think I want to go in. [gasping] This newspaper is dated 60 years into the future. I can't look! I'm afraid to see. Please, no. [gasping] May I help you, young man? [screaming] [screaming] [groaning] Squidward, if you want to buy some black lemonade, you'll have to get in the back of the line. Yeah,

wait your turn like everybody else. What? Black lemonade? You've been selling this as a refreshment? Yes! Hey, come on, buddy. No cutting. We've been waiting here all day. Think they can just walk right up! You mean you people actually drink this? [murmurs in agreement] Huh? Huh? Huh! What if I told you you can buy black lemonade straight from the source? Source? We love the source! [murmuring in agreement] Whoa! [humming] Uh, okay. So where's our black lemonade? Yes, of course. Coming right up

. Huh? [chuckles] Don't worry. I'll━I'll make some more. I just need a little recovery time. [groaning] Say, uh, buddy, you all right? [chuckles] I'm fine! Well, then, make with my black lemonade! Uh, can somebody please scare me? Oh, I'll do better than that, jack! [screaming] [customers moaning] [customers moaning] Black lemonade. [customers groaning] Oh... is that what black lemonade is? [gagging] [customers moaning] I don't get it. I thought they wanted... Hey, Squidward! You'll be happy to

hear we're out of the black lemonade business. We found something new. Yeah, it's all yours, buddy. Homemade cookies. [whispers] Yay. Huh. You know, a-a homemade cookie is just the kind of comfort food I could use right now. Thanks. Hey, these cookies are delicious! What's in them? Spider eggs! Yeah, say hello to our new partner. Mildred, you've met Squidward. [screaming] We interrupt this program for an important news announcement. This wild throng behind me is screaming for Bikini Bottom's new

est culinary sensation. Let's take a listen. Pretty patties, pretty patties! Pretty patties? It's easy to see that Pretty Patties are popular. But just what is it about them that drives Bikini Bottom feeders wild? They match our purses! They remind me of home! Pretty Patties rule! Mr. SquarePants, how do you explain all this success? Uh... I don't know. How can you make money with such a stupid idea? And how can you not make money with such a brilliant idea? [laughing] At first we didn't know wh

at to do with all the money. We tried burying it, shredding it, and burning it. [screaming] But in the end, we decided to just give it all away. Come again sir! I'm getting back in line! I don't believe it. I gotta see this for myself. Uff! Hey, watch it, buddy. I don't care how much you want your Pretty Patty. You're going to have to wait in a line like the rest of us. I never had... a line! Who's number 46,853? [cheering] [trumpets playing] [trumpets playing] [piano music playing] ♪ The winne

r takes all ♪ ♪ It's the thrill Of one more kill ♪ ♪ The last one to fall ♪ ♪ Will never sacrifice Their will! ♪ ♪ Don't ever look back On the world closing in ♪ ♪ Be on the attack with Your wings on the wind ♪ ♪ And the games will begin! ♪ ♪ And it's sweet, sweet, Sweet victory, yeah ♪ ♪ And it's ours for the taking, It's ours for the fight! ♪ ♪ And it's sweet, sweet, Sweet victory, yeah ♪ ♪ And the one Who's last to fall ♪ ♪ Sweet ♪ Oh what's wrong Mr. Baby Krabs? Are you th

irsty? That's it, drink up. [crying] Okay, maybe you're hungry. How about a nice soft Krabby Patty? [crying] Yikes, not even a Krabby Patty helps. How about a stack of $20s? Hands in the air! [gasping] Plankton! That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. What? SpongeBob's a baby, but Krabs is back to normal? It seems the second dose acts as an antidote! One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! Or is it three squirts for baby and four squirts for adults? Barnacle

s, I've run out of gas! [Mr. Krabs clearing throat] Krabs! Nice diaper. Hold on, hold on! I think I... Yes, I've got it! Another penny! Come to papa! Now, what were we doing? This! [coughing] What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry? What the heck happened to you? This isn't baby gas, it's senior citizen spray! Eh? What was that, sonny? Out of my way, Methuselah! You're old and useless. Hold it right there! Old people are our greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry! I'm gettin

g old listening to this, let's try this again! I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel. [laughing] This baby gas is worthless! At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty! What was that, sonny? It'll take more time to explain than you have left. What? [laughing] He's got the Krabby Patty! Catch him! Catch who? Oh, Gesundheit. [laughing] Victory is mine! [groaning, panting] Come back here, you little whippersnapper! You kids get off my lawn! Oh, boy. I'll catch up

with you, boy. I'm catching up with my knitting. That's it! Knit, little nitwit! That was almost too easy. What? No! I demand you geezers release me! Right after the party. The piñata party. What? That's for calling us old. Hey, quit it! I want candy! No! One squirt plus adult... carry the two... gas vector minus body weight, mm-hmm... square root of SpongeBob. Of course! The final ingredient that I've been lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just the place to get it. Excuse me, what

aisle did you get that from? You mean the Kelp-O? No, that thing, the ugly, drippy, smelly thing. Are you talking about my baby, creep?! [panting] Ow, ow, ow! [moaning] Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey, buddy, is this made from real or artificial babies? Ow, ow, ow, ow! Everyone say your ABCs! Now when you turn into babies... [crying] ...you stay babies! Hey, Krabs, catch! [crying] What's wrong, little feller? [crying] [screaming] [crying] My moment of triumph! What the-? Oh, gr

oss! I command you to stop drooling on me! Goo! Put me down! Ow! Stop it! I'm an adult! Goo. [screaming] [farting] [screaming] Huh? I don't believe it! The Krabby Patty formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby! Ow! [laughing] [laughing] [groaning] ♪ Mr. Sun came up And he smiled at me ♪ ♪ Said it's gonna be a good one Just wait and see ♪ ♪ Jumped out of bed And I ran outside ♪ ♪ Feeling so extra ecstatified♪ ♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪ Hey Gary! [me

owing] Why is this the best day ever you ask? Because Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby patties. Followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, when I'll unveil my newest most prized possession, the deluxe jelly-slayer composite pro! And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital! [panting] I'm so excited I think

I'm gonna explode! [screaming] ♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪ ♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪ ♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪ ♪ It's the best day ever (Best day ever) ♪ [laughing] How's this, Squidward? It's beautiful. I mean, this isn't a sculpture. A good sculpture takes more time. You can't just sculpt willy nilly. You got to go by the book, follow the rules. Otherwise, you'll never get past amateur hour here. Besides, you got the nose wrong there. No

w it's art. Oh, it's so obvious. I would have never thought of that. I'm sorry, Squidward. I came here to learn, and I arrogantly shun your lessons. I'll never be a great artist like you. I don't deserve your tutoring. I don't deserve to be in your presence. I don't even deserve to use your door. Hello there. But I did deserve that. I deserve that, too. And I deserve this! My name is Monty P. Moneybags. The world famous art collector? I'm on a shopping spree buying art for my new museum. Your se

arch is over. I am Bikini Bottom's greatest artiste. I call this one Squidward in repose. I don't think that will fit in with the other pieces in my collection. -Why not? -Because it's an art collection. [laughing] How about this one? I call it bold and brash. More like belongs in the trash! [laughing] Sorry. I must have missed that one. [sighs] Maybe I should be it, huh? What is that? -Wait, wait, that's not the-- -Perfect form. Amazing detail. Perfect censorship. This is the work of a true gen

ius. Hello. What's this? ♪ SpongeBob gone, hallelujah! ♪ ♪ SpongeBob gone, I don't give a tune! ♪ How in the what? [screaming] [screaming] -Beep beep! -Of course. Beep beep! [grunting] -Beep beep! -Go around! The fun never ends with us, huh Squidward? [screaming] [laughing] Good Neptune, you're hideous! You too, but somehow you still retain your allure. Well, here we are in random land. Sure's for that. Sure's for that? The neighborhood must be affecting my speech. Come on, let's put our grin

d to the nosestone. Oh Squidward, can't we take a minute to smell and stop the roses? Smell and stop the roses, I meant stop and smell-- [laughing] [gasping] [moaning] [grumbling] Now where are we? There's an exit! Come on! [moaning] [grunting] Try the crunchy kelp dog sir! The butter barnacles are a touch of heaven! The powdered driftwood is exquisite. -Fresh sludge pudding! -More diet red tie! -Some fried-- -Please gentlemen! Leave me to finish my work in peace. [burping] And did the voluptuou

s inspector enjoy his meal? So far, so good. I just need to try a plain Krabby Patty and my inspection will be finished. He says if he gets one more Krabby Patty, he'll pass us for the inspection! Do you know what this means, dear boy? We're in the clear! We interrupt this can can for a special news bulletin, be on the lookout for a man who's been passing himself off as a health inspector in order to obtain free food. That's all for now. Free food?!? Maybe we ought to tell our guy about the phon

y impostor. You loony loofa! He is the impostor! -We've been duped! -Duped? -Bamboozled! -We've been smackle-dorfed! That's not even a word and I agree with you. Look at him. I bet he never changes his underpants. I bet he bites whale bubbles. I bet his mom bought him that hat. If that impostor wants a Krabby Patty, then by Neptune we'll give him one! You're dancing with the Krab man now! Join me, boy, or you're fired. It doesn't seem right. But it feels so good! Seahorse radish, the gnarliest s

tuff in the ocean. Oh, hold on, I've got a jar of toenail clippings in my office. Oops, I dropped it in the toilet. Well fish it out and I'll dry it with my gym socks! Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned! I call it the Nasty Patty. ♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪ ♪ U is for you and me ♪ ♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪ ♪ Down here in The deep blue sea! ♪ ♪ F is for fire that burns down The whole town ♪ ♪ U is for uranium... bombs! ♪ ♪ N is for

no survivors When you-♪ Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Now, do it like this. ♪ F is for Friends Who do stuff to-♪ Never! That's completely idiotic! Here, let me help you... ♪ F is for friends Who do stuff together ♪ ♪ U is for you and me ♪ Try it! ♪ N is for anywhere And anytime at all ♪ ♪ Down here in The deep blue sea! ♪ Wait...I don't understand this, I feel all tingly inside.. Should we stop? No, that's how you're supposed to feel! Well, I like it! Let's do it

again! Okay! ♪ F is for frolic through All the flowers ♪ ♪ U is for ukulele ♪ ♪ N is for nose picking, sharig Gum, and sand licking ♪ ♪ Here with my best buddy ♪ ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! ♪ ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ♪ ♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! ♪ Argh, mutiny! You know, this reminds me of a song. [grunting] ♪ When I met you, My fingers went numb ♪ ♪ And my arms were all aloof ♪ ♪ But I tripped over Your heart ♪ ♪ And now, My lone

liness went poof ♪ ♪ Because... My leg is in love! Hey, my leg is in love! ♪ ♪ Like an old, snug shoe That fits like a glove! ♪ ♪ My leg is in love! Wow! My leg is in love! ♪ ♪ Through my femur To the marrow ♪ ♪ Is where Cupid shot An arrow! ♪ ♪ So, my leg is in love! Whoa! My leg is in love! ♪ ♪ My calves are Getting restless! ♪ ♪ My quads are going crazy! ♪ ♪ I'm in love with a nurse and I think her name is Daisy! ♪ Me? ♪ His leg is in love! Yeah! His leg is in love! ♪ ♪ I

really mean it! Yeah, my leg! ♪ ♪ His leg! Oh yes! ♪ ♪ Oh yes! ♪ ♪ My leg is in love! ♪ ♪ His leg is in love! ♪ Yeah! Hey, I always wanted to show a little leg! [laughing] [kissing] My leg! [babbling] He's got the pencil. What have I done? We've got to find him. Where could he possibly be? Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple. Come on, let's go. I'm not going in there. Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there. [screaming] [thudding] What just happened? [babblin

g] [babbling] Come on, Patrick, give me a boost up. Can't we just stay down here where it's safe? No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. [grunting] [babbling] See what I mean, Patrick? Where's the leak, ma'am? [screaming] [striking] You okay, Patrick? Finland! [babbling] [babbling] There he is. He's hideous. He makes me sick just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth and that stupid tie. [clearing throat] Oh, put it looks good on you, Spon

geBob. [chuckles] [babbling] He's putting down the pencil. This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him. Oh, boy, a surprise party. Is it his birthday? [babbling] Patrick! Patrick! Do something! Happy birthday. [screaming] [thudding] Here's your present. You're welcome. Oh, boy, someone's at the door. I can't wait to imitate 'em. Oh, hello, Patrick. And Sandy? And Squidward? And Mr. Krabs? Plankton too? Five at once, huh? Okay, here goes nothing. [groaning] Hi. Hi.

Howdy. Greetings. Go away. all: Ugh. -Why? Hi, SpongeBob. We need to talk. Why sure. Aye. Love to. About what? Who cares? You know, It's okay to be yourself, SpongeBob. I'm-a trying, Sandy, I'm-a trying. You can do it, SpongeBob. Just concentrate, and it'll all come back to ya. [inhales] [groaning] -[shuddering] Good morning, Gary. Meow. Duh! Me money! [laughs] Karate chop! Ha! I went to college! I said, eat your patties! I can't do it! I'm a freak! A freak! I'm a freak! Hey! [sobbing] That went

well. Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? ♪ Who...am I? ♪ ♪ Who am I? I just can't remember ♪ ♪ Who am I? I just can't recall ♪ ♪ Who am I to sing this somber song? ♪ ♪ When you've got six heads There's something wrong ♪ ♪ Who am I? Please tell me ♪ ♪ Who am I? Do you know me? ♪ ♪ My name could be Clementine Or it could be Freddie ♪ ♪ I just can't Recognize myself ♪ ♪ I don't know if I'm ready ♪ ♪ I'm ready ♪ ♪ Who am I? I have a right to know ♪ ♪ Who am I? Am I frien

d or foe? ♪ ♪ I have so many features It makes it hard to tell ♪ ♪ I don't know what My first name is ♪ ♪ But my faces ring a bell ♪ ♪ Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Who am I? ♪ ♪ Who am I? ♪ [phone ringing] ♪ Hello-o-o? ♪ Hello. To whom am I speaking? ♪ I...don't... ♪ ♪ Kno-o-ow ♪ The Quickster, with the uncanny ability to run really quick. Wanna see me run to that mountain and back? Wanna see me do it again? Captain Magma, get him angry and he's bound to erupt. Crock-a-tower! The El

astic Waistband, able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms. I can finally touch my toes! And Miss Appear! Now you see her... now you don't. Does this outfit make me look fat? The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances, a subsidiary of Viacom. Super acquaintances attack! Oh no, please mercy! Crack-a-tella! [screaming] Get it off, get it off get it off get it off! Get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off! I'll save you Quick Stir! [screaming] I'

ll cool you off Quick Stir with one of my water balls! Uh, uh... -A-ha! -Huh? No no, no no, I'm not the Quickster, I'm Captain-- Well, I guess it's up to me. I'll just sneak over unseen and catch him by surprise. [screaming] Get it off get it off get it off! Ugh, phew, glad that's over. Hey, looks like you guys and gals are done. In all my years of fried cookery, I have never seen such a lovely group of patties. But especially... you. Such perfection from your little lettuce hair to your rosy ke

tchup cheeks, down to your mustard smile. May I call you Patty? Wow SpongeBob, you're pretty good with that thing. Well thanks, Patrick. Glad you think so. Well, apparently, I'm not the only one who does. What do you mean? Who else thinks-- Oh no, not again. The whistle seems to have soothed it. I think it's offering us a ride! Road road road road road road road! ♪ When I'm above the road ♪ ♪ All I see is sky ♪ ♪ When I'm above the road ♪ ♪ On a giant fruit fly! ♪ ♪ When I'm above the road

♪ ♪ It used to Fill us with dread ♪ [screaming] ♪ When I'm above the road ♪ ♪ I'm as snug as A baby bug in bed ♪ ♪ Let's all sing The above the road song ♪ ♪ I wanna sing it all day long♪ ♪ Let's all sing The above the road song ♪ ♪ Let's all sing along! ♪ Duh. Thanks again! Patrick, I think that is the friendliest, terrifyingly dynamic insect I have ever had the pleasure of being carried off by. -Me too. -SpongeBob? Oh, there you are! Okay, hop in boys, The boat mobiles as good as ne

w and we got miles and miles of open road ahead of us. Boys? [snoring] -Do something, Harold. -He's your son, Margaret. He's your son. ♪ Hoo, hah, hoo, tiki tiki ♪ ♪ Hoo, hah, hoo, tiki tiki ♪ Hey fellas, look, it's Squidward. Hey buddy, where ya been? Hit it, boys! ♪ Welcome To Squidward's Tiki Land ♪ ♪ Welcome To Squidward's Tiki Land ♪ ♪ You can relax all day Like a tiki can ♪ ♪ Or lay out in the sun For a tiki tan ♪ ♪ Or drink from a coconut That's full of flan ♪ ♪ Here in Squid

ward's Tiki Land ♪ ♪ You can play all day In a tiki band ♪ ♪ And dance all night On the tiki strand ♪ ♪ Don't matter to me 'cause, 'Cause I'm crazy, man! ♪ ♪ Here in Squidward's Tiki Land ♪ This is the life. It's past eight, where is SpongeBob? [gasping] Hey, cool crowd. What's shaking? Oh yeah. Oh, welcome, man! You're the coolest customer we've ever had! Oh crazy Daddy, crazy! Can I see you at the coolest table? No thank you, I'm here to meet up with a real cool cat. Oh there he is, h

ey, Squid-a-roni! Wow! [grunting] You're with... him? [grunting] Yes, he's with me! And he is my... best friend. You heard the man, folks. He's my best friend. Can you dig it? [snapping] Hey, Cool Bob, why don't you sing everybody one of your swinging cool tunes? No, Daddy-o, I really couldn't. [snapping] [yelling] Well okay, maybe just one diddy, then I'll get out your hair. A one, a two a ba ba boo! [gargling] ♪ Do do biddy da de da da da! ♪ ♪ Beep la de ba ba! Bee da bop pow! ♪ ♪ Shezit-a

-rooney, Be dop bee de dee dop! ♪ ♪ Flip flop flip flip flip! ♪ [gibberish] [crowd groaning] [snapping] [gibberish] ♪ Do dop ba dee do dop do ♪ ♪ Do dop ba dee do dop do ♪ At last, I'm cool! [smooching] [laughing] [gasping] [laughing] Hello? Ah, alone at last. [SpongeBob and Patrick] Squidward! Squidward! [SpongeBob and Patrick] Squidward! Squidward! Oh, Squidward! Squidward! Well, he's not here. I'll bet that eager beaver's already down at Jellyfish Fields. Aha, they're finally gone. Locked

? Oh, oh, no. Oh, well, uh, someone will realize I'm gone and come looking for me. I'll be out of here in no time. Holy Krabby Patties, a frozen cephalopod! [screaming] I'll be outta here in no time. Greetings, primitive. Sponge-SpongeBob, is that you? SpongeBob? No, I am SpongeTron. Welcome to the future. What? Welcome to the future. Uh, the future? Huh? Okay, what's going on here? Why is everything... chrome? Everything is chrome in the future. [stammering] Oh... my... he's right. Of course I

'm right, Squidward. Just ask my clones, SpongeTrons X, Y and Z Future. Future. Future. Future. Thanks. Just listen to me. I'm not supposed to be here. I gotta get home to my own time period. I gotta go! Well, why didn't you just ask ask. The time machine is down the hall to the left. Aha. Oops. Oh, yeah, that one's that can opener. But try the one on the right. Well, I wouldn't have chosen this interior. Oh, what's this? Well, if SpongeBob exists in the future, I'd better go to the past. [sighi

ng] Finally. [trumpet playing] [grunting, growling] [grunting, growling] Ah! Get me outta here! Uh-oh. He's not here. No more SpongeBob. No more. I may finally have found a place where I can be all... alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. -Alone. I gotta get outta here! [panting] Where's the time machine? Where is anything? Where?! Where?! Where?! Where?! I wanna go home! I wanna go home! I wanna go home! I

wanna go home! SpongeBob! Patrick! Hi, Squidward. Oh, I'm back. I can't believe this. I-I was in space and I went to the future. And then I went to the past, and-and then I was nowhere. But-But now I'm back and-and... you don't know how happy I am to see you guys. What happened to you? I lost my best friend. Oh. ♪ When I ripped... My pants ♪ ♪ I thought I had Everybody on my side ♪ ♪ But I went and blew it All sky high ♪ ♪ And now, she won't even Spare a passing glance ♪ ♪ All just beca

use I, Ripped my pants ♪ ♪ When Big Larry came round Just to put him down ♪ ♪ SpongeBob turned Into a clown ♪ ♪ And no girl ever Wants to dance ♪ ♪ With a fool who went and Ripped his pants ♪ ♪ I know I shouldn't mope Around, I shouldn't curse ♪ ♪ But the pain feels So much worse ♪ ♪ 'Cause windin' up with No one is a lot less fun ♪ ♪ Than a burn from the sun Or sand in your buns ♪ ♪ Now, I learned a lesson, I won't soon forget ♪ ♪ So listen and You won't regret ♪ ♪ Be true

to yourself, Don't miss your chance ♪ ♪ And you won't end up like The fool who ripped his pants ♪ [cheering] Now why can't you tell me the formula? It's your rule. Never speak the formula. You told me to keep it in... this bottle. [dinging] This is it, Plankton. Gently, now... [laughing] [laughing] [laughing] [gasping] Gasp. How could you do this, SpongeBob? Giving me secret formula to this impostor?! Don't listen to him, SpongeBob. Remember: Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli. SpongeBob

, no! Don't listen to him. I'm the real Mr. Krabs. Don't listen to him. He's obviously a robot. Well, if I was a robot, which I'm not, at least I'm well put together. Not some rusted-out, steam-driven pile of junk! Who are you calling steam-driven...? Quiet! Until I know who the real Mr. Krabs is, nobody moves, nobody gets hurt. Tartar sauce?! Take it easy with that thing, son. [screaming] I'll do the talking around here. I think I'll just ask you two a couple of questions. Questions only the re

al Mr. Krabs could answer. Okay, then. First question: What time does the Krusty Krab open? 9:30 a.m. Right. That's one strike, Mr. Fake. -But-- -Nuh-uh-uh! I'm running this quiz show, I'll ask the questions. If there's gonna be any 'buts,' they're gonna be from me. Okay, question number two: How much does a Krabby Patty cost? $2.99! On Wednesday. 99 cents! Right again! You're starting to look pretty phony right about now. I'd be nervous if I were you. Now only the really real Mr. Krabs could an

swer this. If we're discussing the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding, what do we do? That's an easy one. You just... just... let's see... if its... uh... if it's January... with... with vanilla pudding... you... uh... pass? Wait, SpongeBob! Give me another chance! -No! -So long, Imitation Krabs! Buh-bye! ♪ Want to learn how To tie your shoe? ♪ ♪ It's a very easy thing to do♪ ♪ Sit on down and I'll give you

the scoop ♪ ♪ What's that? It's called a "loop de loop!" ♪ ♪ You got to take A lace in each hand ♪ ♪ You go over and under again ♪ ♪ You make A loop de loop and pull ♪ ♪ And your shoes Are lookin' cool! ♪ ♪ You go over and back, Left to right, ♪ ♪ Loop de loop and You pull 'em tight! ♪ ♪ Like bunny ears or A Christmas bow ♪ ♪ Lace em up and You're ready to go! ♪ ♪ You make A loop de loop and pull ♪ ♪ And your shoes Are lookin' cool! ♪ ♪ You make A loop de loop and pull ♪

♪ And your shoes Are lookin' cool! ♪ [screaming] Hey, that's no Dutchman, that's SpongeBob! SpongeBob! [laughing] Help! Help! I am not SpongeBob! Those are my street clothes! [laughing] [gasps] Wha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It's the real flying Dutchman! Out of all the Dutchman costumes I've seen, yours is the most insulting. Do you mean I'm not scary? You... scary? [laughing maniacally] First, I've gotta get rid of this stupid costume! [screaming] Hey, what do you know? I scared him! [laughing] And n

ow, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for, we've saved the best for last, put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward! [trumpets playing] What the? [booing] I'm losing money on this deal! It's worth every penny. [booing] You bottom feeders! You don't even know talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! No talent! Hey Squidward, can I go on now? Yeah, show's over! [booing] -Hey yeah. -That's really not too bad. Yeah, all right! [cheering] [cheering] T

hey want an encore! Stand aside, SpongeBob. [groaning] [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] [cheering] You did it Squidward! What a great show. Oh, my son's a star! Whoever knew he had such talent! I'll be needing another wheelbarrow for next week's show! [sighing] [cheering] All right you invertebrats! I'm gonna teach you how to do the Sponge! ♪ Well, if you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪ ♪ And then you take the other One and jam it right up there ♪ ♪ You twist yourself

around, And give a great big lunge ♪ ♪ Now you're doing the Sponge ♪ ♪ Do the Sponge, Sponge, Do the Sponge, ♪ ♪ Bet your buns you're Doing the Sponge ♪ ♪ Well, now, If you take your leg ♪ ♪ And you stick it in the air ♪ ♪ And-a then you take The other one ♪ ♪ And you jam it right up...there ♪ Get lost pizza topping! Can't you see I'm doing the sponge? ♪ Now you're doing, ♪ ♪ Yeah, now you're Doing the Sponge ♪ ♪ All right, now, yeah, a-do The Sponge, Sponge ♪ ♪ A-do the Spon

ge ♪ ♪ Before you know, You're taking the plunge ♪ ♪ I said the Sponge, Sponge, A-do the Sponge ♪ ♪ Bet your buns you're Doing the Sponge ♪ ♪ Yeah, bet your buns You're doing the Sponge ♪ ♪ Aw, yeah, well, You're doing the Sponge ♪ ♪ Oh I said, the Sponge, Spong! Yeah, do the Sponge! ♪ ♪ Yeah, do the Sponge, Sponge! Well, do the Sponge! ♪ They love us! Yay, we're popular! [grumbling] Welcome to the ultimate cookoff! All right mates, first to 1,000 patties wins, shake hands. [thunde

ring] May the best man win. Go back to your corners, and when the bell sounds, come out cooking! Don't worry lad, I have total confidence in you. Put it all on Neptune! I'm not good enough to cook in Atlantis, Patrick. I never should have taken the challenge. Don't give up your dreams, SpongeBob. People used to tell me, Patrick, you'll never amount to anything. You'll always have your head in the clouds. But just look at me now. Go get 'em tiger! [thundering] [thundering] [thundering] [laughing]

Once upon a time-- [laughing] Perfect. For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop with two sticks. And now, absolute silence. I scream for ice cream! Perfect entry! And toasted almonds, that's unexpected, he stuck it! And just look at that even coating! Top that, Pinky. Almonds? Curse him, that's good. But perhaps a bit too high brow for this crowd. He thinks he's better than them! Better than you! Now get up there and show him how the common man prepares his f

rozen dairy treats! [screams] Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite, the single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip. Just look at that concentratio! Oh, a little shaky on that entry. But just look at that form! Take that, yellow boy! Laugh while you can, Pinky, it's not over yet. That's what you think, but it's not over yet! Let's just start with the song. You mean the jelly fishing song? That's the one. Oh... Oh... ♪ Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly ♪ ♪

It's the Jellyfishing Song ♪ [clap] ♪ Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly ♪ ♪ Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly ♪ ♪ Everyone sing along ♪ ♪ Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly ♪ ♪ It's the Jellyfishing Song ♪ [clap] ♪ Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly, ♪ ♪ Everyone sing along ♪ ♪ I go jellyfishin' In da mornin' ♪ ♪ I jellyfish all de night ♪ ♪ Jellyfishin' In the afternoon ♪ ♪ Jellyfishin' makes me feel All right ♪ ♪ Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly

♪ ♪ It's the Jellyfishing Song ♪ [clap] ♪ Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly Jelly-lelly, Lelly-jelly, ♪ ♪ Everyone ♪ ♪ sing... ♪ ♪ Everyone sing along ♪ Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some chocolate? Chocolate? Did you say chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! Chocolate! -Yes? -Hello, young lady. [giggling] We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home? Mom! What, what's all that yelling? You just can't wait for me to die, can you? They're selling chocolate. What? -They're sell

ing chocolate! -They're selling chocolate? -Yeah! -Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. I always hated it. But this chocolate's not for eating. You rub it on your skin, and it makes you live forever. -No, no... -Live forever you say? I'll take one. Come on, you lazy Mary, start rubbing me with that chocolate! I hate you. Whoa! Let's face it, Patrick. We're failures. I can live with that. I've been trying to catch you boys all day. I'd like to buy all your chocolate. Good eve

ning, sir. Table for one, please. Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party. Who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant. Oh, a couple of rich entrepreneurs, and their dates. So how long have you two ladies known each other? What? Okay now, how many of you have played musical instruments before? Do instruments of torture count? -No. -Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either. That's fine, no o

ne has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you. [laughing] When do we get the free food? Okay, try to repeat after me. [clarinet music playing] Brass section, go! [brass instruments playing] Now the wind! [wind instruments playing] And the drums! [spitting] Too bad that didn't kill me. Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end. Ooh! The end. The end. Ooh! The end. Ooh! Ah! [

gasping] [screeching] Ah! Hold yourself together Krabs, it's just a boneyard. Filled with bones! [screams] What's that? It's Squidward, what's he doing here? [sobbing] Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams. What a baby, where was I? Oh yeah, gotta find Smitty Whatsa-Jipser. Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! No, nuh uh, nope, nope, nuh uh, nope, not there. I've checked every headstone in this cemetery, and there's no Smitty Wabba-blabba buried here. Think Krabs, maybe something SpongeBob said will give yo

u some kind of clue. Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. No, not that. You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night, go ahead, guess! No no no no no! It was his hat Mr. Krabs, he was number one! Barnacles! I'll never find-- The grave! Am I really going to defile this grave for money? Of course I am! [digging] Jackpot! Oooo! It's beautiful! Come to papa! Hey, come on Smitty, let go! Rest in pieces, Smitty! I got the million dollar hat! Hey man, that's my hat. -Give i

t back. -What? No way. Just crawl back into your home, bone boy. Go ahead, play dead. I guess I'm going to have to take it from you. Yeah right, you and what army? Only the army of the living dead. Oh no, I seen this on the late show! You ghoulish beings hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards! Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards! That's disgusting! -We just want the hat back. No flippin' way! -Back up, back up I say! -Attack! Tally ho! Look at me, I'm Errol Flynn

! You must be kidding, back to oblivion! Oh, how's your sister? Alright boneheads, playtime is over! Yeehaw! [sword fighting] [sword fighting] [yelling] Gallop you scallops! Yeah, Sandy's here! Woo! Look Patrick, it's here, it's here! The best valentine in the whole wide world is right behind you! Sure it is. I'm telling you, it's right there, turn around! -Nuh uh. -Patrick, just turn around. [crowd yelling] You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh? Yes! Turn around! No. Turn around! Turn around! Nuh

uh, I'm gonna say this once, and I'm not gonna say it again, so pay attention. I am not, I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason, ever! -Howdy Patrick. -Hi, Sandy. Huh? [moaning] Happy Valentine's Day, Patrick! Yay, yay! My valentine! Hey, is this solid chocolate? Patrick, no! Oh SpongeBob. You didn't have to give me anything. Hello, class. My name is Mrs. Puff. And the only reason I say that is because I see we have a new student. Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce yours

elf? Who's the fat kid talking to? You Patrick, she's the teacher! Oh! Come on, now. Tell the class your name. Don't be nervous. Uh, uh... We just want to know your name! [stuttering] 24! [laughing] Oh great, another genius. [nervous laughter] Yeah, why are they laughing? I guess it's just in the timing. Oh! [laughing] Today's first lesson will be on turning. 24. [laughing] -Hey, Patrick. -What? I thought of something funnier than 24. Let me hear it. 25! [laughing] Grandma's cookies! I don't wan

t to grow up! I want cookies! And milky! I want a sweater with love in the stitches! I wanna wear didies! I wanna ride in my wagon! I wanna cuddle wuddle with Mr. Stuffykins! I wanna rocky rocky in my sea horsey! I want kissy kissy on my boo boo! [crying] Take it easy SpongeBob! You don't have to be a baby to get all grandma's love. I don't? No matter how grown up you get, you'll always be my little baby boy. You can kiss your grandma and still be an adult. -Here you go. -Thanks, Grandma. Okay,

take a right here. Now, keep going right. Feels right to me. [laughing] [sighing] Yes, it does. Now I can catch up on my stories. Oh, Dwayne, the only thing I have ever loved... is a skull cracking smackdown. That's right! Keep going right? Alright. Um, yeah, sure, SpongeBob. Boy, I feel like I'm really getting the hang of this turning right thing. Hey, this is the longest I've ever driven without crashing. [grunting] Huh? Oh. There's none left. Left. Left? But I'm still working on, right. Do

you really think I'm ready? Yeah! Oh, okay. If you think so. Oh. [chuckles] Sorry about that. Ah! Whoa-oh! [scoffs] Some people will do anything to use the carpool lane. Huh? Uh-oh. [screaming] [creaking] Oh. SpongeBob, your driving is immaculate. Just keep turning right. Oh, I'm great at that. [laughing] [screaming] Whoa! Whoa! That's righty, nice and tighty. Tightening my [unintelligible] [ringing] [laughing] [screaming] [laughing] Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy in the flesh! Hey, who are thos

e guys? Uh, are they here to fix the TV? [babbling] What do you want? Are you Mermaid Man and Barnacle boy? Well, what we used to be, but now we're retired. [gasps] But you can't retire, there's evil afoot! Evil? [screaming] [babbling] All I said was there is evil afoot. Evil! [screaming] Will you please stop saying that? [screaming] [screaming] Holy sea cow SpongeBob. This must be the control room. Yeah, just don't touch anything. -Look, I'm winning! -Patrick, cut that out. Patrick, come on! We

can't hang around in here. This is Sandy's big rocket, not some kind of fun... house? [laughing] Yeah, high score, ha ha! Say Patrick, what game was that anyway? I don't know, but let's see what this does. Patrick, I don't think we should-- I like buttons. [screaming] More more more! No more! [screaming] [sighing] Okay, one more. [screaming] Okay that's enough, let's go. Wait, I think this one starts it! Patrick, what are you doing? I'm the space traveler here, and I happen to know that that pa

rticular button is right over here. [alarm sounding] You started the rocket! [steaming] Oh, SpongeBob! [steaming] [screaming] Hang on buddy! [screaming] -Hey, we stopped falling! -Look, we're in space now! Wee! [moaning] Hey, somebody get me down, or up, or something! [laughing] Heh, hey SpongeBob watch this! Hey, you got your toothpaste in my peanut butter! [laughing] Patrick, I can do this! Hey, who turned the heavy back on? -We must be landing. -All right! Once upon a time... It's time to fre

e our minds. Whoa, Patrick. I've never seen the world from this angle before. And the propeller tickles my think folds. [laughing] Hey, SpongeBob, eye bump. Eye bump! Patrick, no more eye bumps, okay? [laughing] Brain freeze! Meow. [laughing] Hey, Patrick. I know who we can spy on. [laughs] Ahh, the sanctity of my bathroom, the only place in the world where I can let it all hang out. Ahh, me. Hey, where's Squidward? I'm sure I saw him in here. Well, maybe he fell in the toilet? I'll check. Squid

ward, are you in here? Did you fall in? Squidward! Stop serenading me, you sap. It's my day off. Now, go away. -[screaming] -Found him. Yup, that's him. Hi Squidward! Aliens from Mars! It's an invasion! Waaahhhh! [screaming] [screaming] This will be the ultimate prank! I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door, it won't be me! [laughing] Aww, look at him, ain't he a doll? All he needs is a tie. Ready for action! [gibberish] [laughing] He's going to the door! [giggling] He's knocking at t

he door! Squidward's answering the door! And... Ow ow ow ow ow ow! He's beating up Squidward! [laughing] [screaming] Doodle Boy, stop! Ow, ow! [gibberish] -He's got the pencil. -What have I done?