Every Time a Fish Became Food 😋 | SpongeBob

[music playing] [groaning] [music playing] [groaning] [groaning] SpongeBob, Squidward, you're back. How many patties did you sell? Uh, none. [gasping] What in the name of all that's greasy have you been doing all day?! You're going right back out there until you sell a patty! [rumbling] Sorry, boys. [chuckles] Spin. Now shake. Cheerleader's split. Chicken. [clucking] Chicken nugget. Air guitar. [music playing, grunting] [panting] [chuckles] Win this one because I told you to. Because you told me

to! [grunting] [cheering] Fish sticks! Get your fish sticks here! [music playing] - Honey. - Huh? You're not using that tan accelerator again, are you? Oh, don't pretend you don't love it. [sighing] Good work, man. [gasping] I see you've read my book. Craig Mammalton? The tannest man on TV? [chuckles] None other. [laughing] [grunting] [groaning, slapping] Over. [groaning] [snoring] Mayonnaise? Ew. [groaning] [snoring] Order up. [snoring] [grunting] [snoring] It's SpongeBob NudiePants. [screamin

g] [laughing] Well, that was more of SpongeBob than I needed to see. Mr. Squidward, that was some fine angling. Do you think the lad has learned his lesson? Oh, I think he'll remember this for a long time. - I know I will. - The pants! The underwear! [Squidward and Krabs laughing] [Patrick] Hello? Does somebody have a can opener? He won't be able to eat us because I wish that the Dutchman was a vegetarian. [crunching] Hooray! We're home. You did it, SpongeBob. We're safe. But why have we been tu

rned into fruits? Hey, I get a wish too. Fruit prevents scurvy. [whistling] [screaming] Hey, get back here with that! I'll get ya! Yow! Whoa! [screaming] Huh?! SpongeBob?! Ooh! Ooh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! [groaning] [sighing] Phew. Huh? [groaning] [chuckles] Just let me check the quality, my dear. Let go of my grub, bub! I'm famished! Psst. That's not food. That's SpongeBob. [grunting] We gotta stop her. Where are you going with my dinner?! Squidward, go long. [grunting] I don't want him! Gross! [s

narling] [screaming] [grunting] [screaming] [grunting] [burping] Ooh. That was delicious. Eh, Puffykins, I don't know how to say this, but... You ate SpongeBob! [laughing] Hey, a candle. Oh, my. Phew. Thanks, Frenchy. [screaming] I'm going home to hide under the covers! It's every cephalopod for himself! Frenchy, I gotta call ya back. Squidward, you have to stay in the shade! [screaming] Help! Squidward, no! O.M.G. Jehoshaphat! You don't see that every day. Here, have a fortune cookie. [grunting

] "You will go on a long voyage where you will get everything you deserve." Hey! Hey. Ooh. Mommy! [moaning] [groaning] [burping] Eat me. Really, Krabs? Is this some kind of new promotional gimmick? Surely you can do better than this, Eugene. I mean, you even wasted real pickles on this cheap costume? Pretty insulting if you ask me. [laughing] [burping] Eat us. Huh? [sniffing] What is that smell? Mr. Krabs, how long have you been in there? [grunting] I think I'm done. Would you mind rubbing a lit

tle butter on me? [grunting] Eee. He's a... really going to pieces over this nose job. [laughing] Oh. [chuckles] Thank you. Let's try again, shall we? [whistling] [music playing] Order up. [dinging] [laughing, applauding] Someone didn't finish their beans. Dem's my beans. Oh. Well, enjoy. Wait! Put me down! Uh-oh. You can't eat me. I'm Bikini Bottom's most evil genius! Hey, what did you say? I said I'm Plankton! Blast it! You ain't Plankton. We're all big fans of that maniacal little miscreant.

[yelling] That's Plankton. And you don't look nothing like him. Hey, I'm in here! I'm Plankton! Okay, that does it. Here comes the pain. [jet engine sound effects] Are we near the airport? [shattering] [tinging] Get him! [screaming] Oh, big surprise. Dad was too cheap to buy real pizza. What's taking SpongeBob so long? I'm getting tired of looking through his stuff. [knocking] Hello? Pizza. I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, I failed you. I know, son. Ow, Mr. Krabs, that's my eye. And it's ice cold too. You

should have been back here in 30 minutes or less. Squidward, the grill is on. Oh, really? And do you think I don't know that this grill is- [screaming] I gotta do something. [screaming] Okay, Squidward, this should help. [screaming] Don't worry, Squidward, I'll catch you! [splashing] [screaming] Uh. I can fix this. [screaming] This time I got ya! [screaming] [gasping] [babbling] For his dive, SpongeBob will be attempting a full banana fudge pop with two sticks. And now, absolute silence. I screa

m for ice cream! Perfect entry. And toasted almonds, that's unexpected. He stuck it. And just look at that even coating. Top that, Pinky. Almonds? Curse him, that's good. But perhaps a bit too highbrow for this crowd. He thinks he's better than them. [grunting] Better than you. [grunting] Now get up there and show him how the common man prepares his frozen dairy treats! [screaming] Patrick will be resurrecting an old favorite, the single scoop strawberry cone with a chocolate dip. Just look at t

hat concentration. Oh. A little shaky on that entry. But just look at that form. Take that, yellow boy. Laugh while you can, Pinky, it's not over yet. When did you get in here? Boy, I'm worried that [babbling] Got it? I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. Could you run that by me again? Sure, I said. I'm worried that [babbling] That's what I thought you said. Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal. [screaming] Stay back! I'm warning you! Alright, now you're just acting silly. I want you to [babbling] No! Don't ea

t me! I'm too chewy. [screaming] [panting] [babbling] Holy shrimp, they're everywhere. [screaming] [babbling] [screaming] I told you that shirt was hideous. [screaming] No! I want to live! I want to live! Eat the chum! Right. Ooh. [rumbling] [burping] Mr, Krabs, you did it. You saved the secret formula. Oh, and I think I killed me taste for chum too. See? I'll never touch another bite of that stuff as long as I live. Oh. Hey, where'd Plankton go? Hold still. This isn't the first time this has ha

ppened. [grunting] Hmm. Could take him a while to get out. Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I'm a little busy trying to pull off this stupid mask of yours. - Uh, Squidward. - What? Oh. [screaming] We're as good as Yeti food. I blame Squidward. Guys, do you hear that? You mean the sound of my own flesh sizzling to a crisp? [rumbling] No, I'm talking about the sound of a hungry customer. He doesn't want to eat us for being lazy. He wants to eat us because he's hungry. Fellas, leave this to me. [sizzling] [sniffi

ng] Way to go, boy. He loves it. [snoring] [grunting] Help! Oh, well. No patty for Plankton. [whimpering] I'm going in. [grunting] Eh, just being near a whale's mouth gives me the creeps. [screaming] [screaming] Quiet, you fool, you'll wake up, Pearl. [screaming quietly] [gulping] [snoring] This is snug. Mother always said I'd end up in a whale's belly... or prison. Shall I turn you into something else now? Hey, stop! Get me outta here! [rumbling] Hey, SpongeBob, I'm still hungry. Will you turn

me into a jar of mayonnaise so I can eat myself? [giggling] Sure, buddy. Patricka mayonnaisea. [screaming] What the barnacles is going on? Mr. Krabs! Help! [screaming] [screaming] Mr. Krabs, are you okay? I'm fine. As long as me money's okay. [sizzling] Although we've only known each other a short time, I just wanted you to know... I love you. [crying] [chuckles] If I were you, I'd get as far away from me as possible, idiot boy! [gulping] [burping] Whee! Come to daddy, patty. [grunting] [laughin

g] Got ya. [laughing] [grunting] [screaming] When are you cooking, SpongeBob? I'm going to cook you up and eat ya. [shrieking] Why do you wanna eat me? I know what you're doing. You're playing dumb, but it won't work because I'm going to eat you before you eat me. Well not if I eat you first. Oh, no, you don't! Where'd he go? Come on out, Patrick. You can't hide forever. What's this? Warm water? You seemed kind of tense, so I drew you a hot bath. Wow. Thanks, Patrick. I did get a trifle unhinged

, didn't I? Oops, I forgot the bath beads. Thanks, Patrick, you're a real pal. [chuckles] Funny looking bath beads. They almost look like carrots. Carrots?! You're making soup outta me! I was not! It was supposed to be stew! [panting] Phew. I'm getting tired. Why don't you take a nap on this nice soft bed? There, that's it. Here, I'll tuck you in with this nice soft blanket. And what's a blanket without a little catchup? This isn't a bed. Hey, come back! You're not properly seasoned! [screaming]

[panting] Hey! Give me that catchup back! No! - Got ya! - No, got you! I got you! [clapping] Congratulations. You did it. Did what? Why, earn your survivalist medals, of course. Only a hardcore survivalist will break down and nearly eat his best pal. No, no! [laughing] Whoa! Hey! Get me outta here! [laughing] No, no! [screaming] Hey, Plankton. Glad you could join the rest of the family. Granddad? Yep, and you're pretty brave standing in that there gastric acid. Gastric acid? [screaming] [laughi

ng] You might be coming down with an illness. Just stick your feet in hot water. Or was it cold water? Something tells me it wasn't that either. Of course, it wasn't hot water or cold water. It was boiling oil. [bubbling] [sizzling] Uh-huh. I can definitely feel the medicinal qualities. Oh, no! SpongeBob, you sure everything's all right? Yes, everything's fine in here. Just dandy. I'd better conceal these unsightly blemishes or Mr. Krabs will get suspicious. This super hot spicy yellow mustard w

ill do the trick. Well, no, actually, that burns real bad. Stay calm. Just need to cool it off. Cucumber! Cucumber will cool it off! We'll just need to find some- pickles! Pickles are like cucumbers. Sweet relief, here I come. [sighing] Ow! Sweet vinegar, it burns! Yum, yum. She loves your jelly beans, Patrick. I'd better go while the going's good. Jelly bean. I can practically taste those Krabby Patties now. [screaming] Hey, Mr. Krabs, what happens to Plankton? He'll just have to wait for natur

e to take its course. [laughing] [burping] Well, I suppose dear old dad was right. [burping] I should have minored in business administration. [popping] The whelks don't seem to be after them... critters. [burping] [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] Patrick, look at that. The Krusty Krab! [panting] The gang's all here. [gasping] Mystery, you ate my spatula. You ate all the Krabby Patties. You ate the stove. You ate Old Man Jenkins. I don't want to be a burden. My leg? Me leg! My leg! My leg. My

leg! My leg! [music playing] Well- Well, I'm Ray Ray, too. No, I'm Ray Ray. I don't care who is the real one. You can both watch this formula get deleted. Karen, darling, sweetie, please, let's talk about this. [crying] Don't mess with date night, Plankton. [screaming] [popping] if it's January with... with vanilla pudding, you... uh... pass? Wait! SpongeBob! Give me another chance! So long, Imitation Krabs! Buh-bye! I knew it was you all along, Mr. Krabs, here you go. Thank you, SpongeDupe. [l

aughing] Oop! Don't forget your lucky penny. [laughing] Yoinks. This must be your lucky day. [laughing] Self destruct coin slot has been activated. Ten seconds till detonation. Coin operated, self destruct... not one of my better ideas. Help! Ouch. If that was Plankton- Uh-oh. Help! Get away! No! Mr. Krabs! Ooh yum-yum! Back, you hungry hand, back! Help! Gee, Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry. I thought you were a phony. Hey, how'd that pickle get on the floor? Now what was that rule about dropped food? W

as it five seconds or five minutes or... Oh, well, waste not want not. Plankton, where have you been? Trust me you do not want to know. [grunting] There. That should do it. - ♪ La la la la la ♪ - Huh? ♪ La la la la la la ♪ [panting] ♪ La la la la la la ♪ Oh, Mrs. Puff, it's been so long. Did you miss me? Oh. Yes, SpongeBob. I missed you so much. It's so good to see you. From here. [grunting] Victory is mine. [laughing] [groaning] Ooh gah! [laughing] A tad spongy but not bad. [rumbling] That

fry cook is giving me a slight case of... indigestion. [rumbling] [grunting] I shall let no customer eat a less than perfect patty. Oh. [sighing] It's just a little old Krabby Patty smothered in jellyfish jelly. I call it a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly. Could I try some? Sure. Amazing. I've got to tell someone about this. ♪ Hey, all you people Hey, all you people ♪ ♪ Hey, all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪ ♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich ♪ ♪ A sandwich filled With je

llyfish jelly ♪ ♪ Hey, man You got to try this sandwich ♪ ♪ It's no ordinary sandwich ♪ ♪ It's the tastiest sandwich In the sea ♪ [scat singing] ♪ Yeah ♪ Thank you. That's right, run, Krabs, for I have found your Achilles heel. I'll freeze you out of business, and I'll do it with your precious thermostat. [laughing] What the? Oh, no. Code red! Abandon ship! Abandon ship! [screaming] [Plankton] No matter. In four to six hours, I will have my revenge. [laughing] I'm going to go recover from hyp

othermia. Hippo-whatia? What does that mean? It means he's a big fat crybaby. [toilet flushing] Locked in again. That crusty old barnacle might keep me from his secret formula, but I'd like to see him serve a Krabby Patty when I'm done with this place. [Mr. Krabs] Closer. Closer. Almost there. That's it! [screaming] Aha! Whoo hoo hoo! Look, boys! I finally got it! I finally got me millionth dollar! [music playing] Oh. Poor Mr. Krabs. Gone forever out of our lives. Why couldn't it have been me? Y

es, why couldn't it'd been you? Why'd he have to go like this? Why? Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot? [crying] Hello, boys. Mr. Krabs? Have you boys met... me millionth dollar? [laughing] Wow. How'd you get it back? It wasn't easy. Oh, blue lips is quite the fighter. So eventually we settled on a trade. What'd you give him? Nothing important. [laughing] [grumbling] He ate my wheelbarrow. He ate my children's homework. Do I need to say it? Darn it! Ugh! Once again,

so close, and yet so far. When am I gonna- Ooh. Well, I think I'll have another one. Oh, dear. [screaming] Just to prove it to ya, I'll demonstrate. I wish I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. [laughing] Mr. Krabs, no! Well, where's your magic now? [groaning] Where am I? What's going on here? Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh, no!