Hello, I’m Mikey Gleason, graduate of NYU’s
prestigious film school and creator of over two short films including this one. Welcome to Everything I Learned In Film School
In Under 3 Minutes. Always remember audio and lighting are important,
but story is king. That said, if your story sucks, you should
probably try to make everything look as good and sound as good as possible. Some people are going to want to be Tarantino
a little too much. And then you’ll find other people that want
to be Altman
a little too much. No one will ever want to be Michael Bay which
is a shame, because if they ever did they’d make BILLIONS of dollars. Some kid in your class is going to make a
film about suicide. You’ll spend the rest of the semester hoping
he kills himself. Some girl in your class is probably going
to make a film about rape. You’ll spend the rest of the semester debating
whether or not to ask her out. If you want to win an Oscar, you should probably
make a movie about World War II or Cancer.
But if you want to make a billion dollars,
you should probably make an action movie starring Will Smith or have Tyler Perry present your
movie or do both. There are only 10 directors you need to know. Spielberg makes movies about World War II
and aliens. Kurasawa is the Japanese dude. Fellini is the Italian dude. Jean Luc-Godard is the French New Wave dude. George Lucas made Star Wars. Then he ruined it. Francis Ford Coppola made the Godfather movies
and also a lovely shiraz. Hitchcock made scar
y movies. Scorcese makes gangster movies. Woody Allen makes funny movies for rich people. And then there’s Orson Welles who made the
granddaddy of them all Citizen Kane when he was only 25 years old. What were you doing when you were 25? Now that you know the important directors,
let’s go over the important films. I’ve narrowed it down to 5. These are the only 5 movies you need to see
in order to be able to survive in film school. Number 1. I just mentioned it. Citizen Kane. It’s the best. Don’t
be a jerk and try to argue against
it. It did everything better and first. Number 2. The Godfather. One of the most quoted films of all time. To be safe you should probably see the first
two, but not the third. Much like Rocky 5, I refuse to acknowledge
that it ever happened. Number 3. Star Wars. You don’t need to like all of them, but
if you want to hang in film school and/or Comic-Con, you need to be able to recognize
any and all Star Wars references. Things like “Do or do not. There is no tr
y.” “These aren’t the droids you’re looking
for.” Or, “What you talkin’ ‘bout 3PO?” Number 4. Un Chien Andalou. If you’ve never heard of this movie, it’s
because you didn’t go to film school. Un Chien Andalou is the ultimate film school
movie. It’s 16 minutes long and was co-directed
by Salvador Dali. It’s the one where a cloud slides across
the moon and they intercut that with a razor blade cutting an eye. Just some freaky freaky stuff. You should see it so you can be an elitist
too. Last but c
ertainly not least, number 5, The
Muppets Take Manhattan. A lot of people will ask why this is even
on the list, to which I will respond, “Why do you hate America!?” If you want to win an argument, just yell
that at someone. Before I go, I’d like to address all the
people that say film school is a waste of time. Most of the people that say that never went
to film school. They’re just jealous folks that wished they
had gotten credit for watching movies all day instead of staying up late studying
something
boring like English or Math. I’m no mathematect, but even I know that
watching John Woo movies all day is greater than doing something lame like Calculus. In fact, I recommend that everybody goes to
film school, unless you’re going to do something worthwhile with your life like be a doctor,
in which case you should probably do that. And that, my friends, is everything I learned
in film school. You now have my permission to go forth and
be pretentious.
Comments
This video was significantly less helpful than I thought it would be
"Creator of over 2 short films... including this one." lmao
I expected a more serious video but this could might just be the best satire about Film education.
Is it me or does this guy sound like Eminem
how is stanley kubrick not on that list of directors?
Alfred Hitchcock was once asked, what are the three prerequisites for making a movie, and he said, 'The script, the script, and the script.' :).
I think, generally, people have the wrong idea about film school. The idea isn't to go and just "learn" stuff about film, its all about the experience. The experience of producing projects, making mistakes, experimenting, going crazy. You're able to unlock your creative capacity because you have the time to do it. Of course it's all about how you apply the skills you gain to your work (during & after film school); thats what matters at the end of the day, but we can't look at film school the same way we look at traditional education because thats not the point of it.
Do you even Tarkovsky bro?
David lynch and Kubrick should have been mentioned somewhere.
I think one of the most important aspects of film school would be the connections and people you meet. You're not gonna be the next tarantino by making your own movies with no contacts or experience unless you have the luck of the film gods on your side. Film school is also really great for meeting people who are trying to get into the same industry and you might walk out of your program with a degree as well as your own production team you and your friends put together throughout the years. It really gives you a huge head start in that aspect.
The ending of this video hit me hard, I am debating whether to be a doctor or a film director. Damn you.
I'm two thirds into film class in Norway's equivalent to high school, and I just realized that I'm the kid who made a movie about suicide (it was a comedy though, so maybe it doesn't count). Plus, one of the girls in my class made a film about rape. Asking her out because of it never crossed my mind. That seems a little messed up, actually. As for everyone else: If a student fucks up, they add some weird music and filters and call it an art film (I did that twice). If they achieve their vision, however, you can expect three different results: 1. A slow movie about depression. It always takes place during the winter or at night, and it always contains drawn-out close-ups of the protagonist. 2. A quirky film that combines pop culture with meta narrative, in an attempt to seem edgy. 3. A technical marvel with great lighting, camerawork and effects, but absolutely no story. Studying and making films as part of your education is great, but this video seems very true.
Kubrick was the most difficult omission, but I wanted to keep the list to ten.
"Kurosawa is the Japanese dude. Fellini is the Italian dude" keels over and cracks up laughing
This video was so great. Was expecting tips but arguably received much more.
in my opinion kubrick is missing on that list..
10 directors in this video: - Steven Spielberg - Akira Kurosawa - Federico Fellini - Jean-Luc Godard - George Lucas - Francis Ford Coppola - Alfred Hitchcock - Woody Allen - Orson Welles - Martin Scorsese
I narrowed down to five ! Best dude
Everyone who wants to attend film school SHOULD read 'Rebel Without a Crew' by R. Rodriguez first. That may drasticly change their mind.
where tf is Stanley Kubrick