Boris Johnson Boris Johnson Boris Johnson ha Boris is intelligent man pretending to be a buffoon or foon pretending to be an intelligent man I'm not sure anyone could really work it out I'll admit that you know all this difficulty we've had with some of the campaign work has got me a bit depressed but in some ways it does feel like we can't catch a break we're hoping we might turn it around today maybe the MPs in the Commons will surprise us and vote in favor of a new referendum [Music] I've bee
n identifying for some time now as only European what it means to be English has become more about being scared obsessing over fear and self-righteousness and that's something I have to stand up to I don't want that toxic side of English culture to end up destroying an entire country [Music] right good afternoon puppy as you can guess I am I am the foreign secretary you might think it's not really the foreign secretary well it's not really it's actually his conscience people didn't get their ass
es and you know that's true I'm the king of the bundle the foreign secretary but half my brain still loves remain errs and that's what's bothering me I want to build a bridge to Europe brings the Rough Trade into town because the main box has malfunctioned and this is a clueless cow so we do what the hell of you down most people didn't know what the vote was full and I argue that leave voters didn't know what they were voting for and then of course you get people like Nigel Faraj saying the Brit
ish people did know what they were voting for and to people like that I say [ __ ] please I walk down any high street in England people think Boris Johnson is in town the only benefit we're really getting from any brexit is the lesson that most British people are very easily fooled I'm too hot hot damn thing I'm hotter than sir deep can on too hot hot damn made Cameron want to retire man I'm too hot hot damn betrayed remailers do who I am I'm too hot hot damn because I favoured leave for money I
have mental health problems so if anything yes it will be appear controversial but if we don't caught controversy we're not gonna get much media at entrance we are wheeling me around as a Boris that's lost his mind you know if nothing else I am using this to point out that I am suffering myself because of NHS cuts I've only just started being assessed for therapy treatment on the NHS and that's been after waiting through at least a ten month waiting list I am going I am going slightly nod brexi
t is not often the most conservative people will be the ones who treat me as if I'm free entertainment on their train or bus home I prefer to be part of the joke rather than be someone else's entertainment this is her plan and she is going to see it through okay so let's pause and let's look at this plan let's look at what is on the table and checkers it makes no sense it is full of red tape it is full of delay chorus has has resigned as foreign secretary and so that's that's quite a turning poi
nt for me he's jumped well before I have I call at least a bit more momentum left in left in what I'm doing that I suppose he has unless potentially Teresa may faces a leadership challenge when I'm performing I definitely feel like I'm in the zone even if it feels routine I can't help but feel capable and confident at it you might even say strong and stable [Music] Maryna new customs union sovereign sovereign sovereignty no single mark well we've stopped the lgbtq+ for a people's row here I'm on
e of the best-known LGBT folk in the remaining campaign it's all right to be free from any discrimination is binding to the European Union's Charter of Fundamental Rights that is what's helped very swiftly improve employment prospects for the LGBT community and prevents a lot of discrimination against us [Applause] well I doubt many guys actually want to pick up a guy who looks like Boris Johnson I'm certain of that but kill them wha can you put cuffs on me or something [Laughter] we prayed we p
laned Brussels in vain we jumped never asking why brexit I fell under its spell of caca no one can be high don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I just live a lie bumbling through my life but I always want you I came in like um polling rank then Teresa maybe fall and secretary but what I wanted was a great David Cameron's goals oh right balls wreck the country oh yes I bring the country I made a terrible tragedies I put the knives on the bus mail and the Sun it slowly turn
ed the truth has burnt and now he's all cars spawning bugger don't you ever say I just walked away biggest incentive for me is a community that's come from all of this a grouping of people who want to express their right to be European even regardless of what wave country goes it does give me the drive to keep campaigning for the prosperity of the country that we want to live in and the kind of country that we want to live in supine protoplasmic invertebrate jetty I'd like thousands of schools t
hat are as good as the one that I went to Eton pink augment was invented on the dining tables of England in the 19th century and it was called we fast there are no disasters only opportunities and we need opportunities for fresh disasters
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