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: BL AC KJ AC K. ST EV E: N AM E A FO OD I N A TR AD IT IO NA L CH RI ST MA S DI NN ER . AS HL EY : TU RK EY . [B UZ Z BU ZZ ] ST EV E: T RY A GA IN . AS HL EY : HA M. ST EV E: N AM E SO ME TH IN G YO U ' D HA VE TO G ET U SE D TO I F YO U WE RE A TU RT LE . AS HL EY : WA LK IN G SL OW . ST EV E: N AM E TH E FI RS T TH IN G WO ME N TA KE O FF W HE N TH EY G ET HO ME . AS HL EY : EA RR IN GS . JA ME S: A LL R IG HT . NI CE . NI CE . YO U GO T IT . ST EV E: C OM E ON . WE N EE D 48 P OI NT S FO R
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IN A T RA DI TI ON AL CH RI ST MA S DI NN ER . YO U SA ID .. . JA ME S: Y ES ! ST EV E: H AM . JA ME S: Y ES ! ST EV E: S UR VE Y SA ID .. . YE AH ! [C HE ER IN G AN D AP PL AU SE ] HA M AN D TU RK EY W AS N UM BE R ON E. BE IN G SL OW W AS N UM BE R ON E. SH OE S AN D BO OT S, N UM BE R ON E. WE LL .. . TH EY G OT A 2 -D AY T OT AL 2 0, 72 5 BU CK S, A ND T HE Y ' RE C OM IN ' R IG HT BA CK O N "F AM IL Y FE UD ." I ' M ST EV E HA RV EY . WE ' LL S EE Y OU N EX T TI ME , FO LK S.
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