Family Feud (May 25, 1983 | #83_0076): Smith/Morrow

[theme music] - It's time for the "Family Feud." Introducing the Smith family-- Bom-Bom, Russ, Julie, Terri, and Barbara, ready for action, And the Morrow family-- Mike, Allison, Julia, Jill, and Lawrence. On your marks, let's start the "Family Feud." [cheering, applause] With the star of "Family Feud," Richard Dawson. [cheering, applause] - You're lovely. Thank you. Thank you. Champs are from Tulsa, the Smith family. [cheering, applause] How you doing, Bom-Bom? - I'm just fine. Good to see you.

- Lovely to see you. I'll tell you, when channel 8 KTUL finds families for us, they do one heck of a job. This young lady, 75 years old, came here penniless. How much money you got? - $16,299. - Yeah. [applause] Let's meet everybody. - Right. This is my grandson Russ. - Hi, Russ. - His wife Julie. - Hi, Richard. - Hi, Julie. - My granddaughter Katie-- Terri! - Terri. - Hi, Richard. - Hello, my love. - And my daughter-in-law Barbara. - Hello, Richard. - Sweet Barbara! [cheering, applause] Lollip

op time. You get $100 if you get one there. No, well, you do it differently, don't you? You just take the plain ones and take us for the $5,000 each time. - Right. - You don't care. This little sweetheart went around the world with a friend on a freighter. How old were you when you went around? - Oh, I was in my-- let's see, 64. And this was '83. - Isn't that brilliant? You're a dynamite lady. We're delighted you're here. The Morrows are here! [cheering, applause] - How are you, Richard? - Good

to see you, Mike. (SINGING) The Morrows, the Morrows. We're meeting the Morrows. Introduce yourself. - This my beautiful expecting wife Allison. - Hello, Allison. - Her pretty sister Julia. - Hello, Richard. - Julia, welcome. - My sister-in-law Jill. - Hello, Richard. - Hi, Jill. - And her husband, my wife's brother Lawrence. - Lawrence of Arcadia! [cheering, applause] Good to see you, Lawrence. Lollipop time, Lawrence. - Come on, Lawrence. Come on. - No, he's smart. He's smart. He's playing Bar

bara's game. He is indeed. We've had more ladies expecting children on our show. How you doing? - Great. - When's this baby coming? - July. - Julie-- May, Julie? Right? - Right. - May for Julie. - It's in the water. - Is that what it is? - It must be. - I thought the light was attracting you. It could be anything. What do you do? - I work at Lucky's, the produce department. - Where? - In Lompoc. - Produce department? - Pardon me? - Produce? - Yes, sir. - Good job? - I enjoy it. Get to work with

people, never go hungry. - You go around squirting all the veggies? - That too. - I always wanted to do that. What do you got for me? - We have a little something for you that represents Lompoc, famous not only for its beautiful flowers but also panchito beans, which are home grown. And it wouldn't be completed-- - You know who made your place famous, though, don't you? - I do. But I'll let you tell it. - I'm wearing his badge right now. - WC. - Lompoc, a gateway to the bowling capital of the wo

rld. Mr. Fields. - Hey, that wouldn't be complete without a Lompoc panchito bean T-shirt, which has a recipe on the back. - The recipe at the back? All right, let me show you. This would be good. You can be target practice here. No, but here, a neat little recipe on the back. All righty, thank you. [cheering, applause] Thank you. Wish you a lot of luck. - Thank you. - Is this the first babe? - Yes, it is. - Then you better get on and win a whole lot of money, right? - That's right. - Come. We'll

play the "Feud." [theme music] [cheering, applause] 100 people surveyed, top five answers on the board-- you've got to try and get the most popular answer. Here's the question. Name something people do in the dark. [chime] - Sleep. - Sleep. [ding] [cheering, applause] Bom-Bom, one answer will beat that-- something people do in the dark. - Just walk. [laughs] - Just? - Just walk. - Walk? - Walk, yeah, out in the dark. - Oh, OK. Walk. No, not there. - Play, play. - Play or pass? - We're going to

play, Richard. - They're going to play, darling. Just walking in the dark. Got to talk to her. - Hi. - How you doing? - Great. - Good to see. Pretty dress. I like that. - Thank you. - What do people do in the dark? - Make love. - Good answer. [applause] - Well, I guess-- I guess you would know, right? Make love. [ding] [cheering, applause] How you doing? - Thank you. Hello. - How you doing? - Fine. How are you? - Fine. Thank you. - Rob homes. - Oh, good answer! Good answer! - Rob Larry Holmes. N

o. You've seen all those commercials for burglar alarms, didn't you? That sort of thing. - Hi. - How are you doing? - Fine. - Good. - Watch TV. - Let's look. Watch TV. [buzzer] Lawrence of Arcadia will rescue us. How you doing? - Super. How you doing. - Nice to see you, sir. What do people do in the dark? - Stargaze. - Good answer. - Good answer. - It's a shame walk had been taken, really, isn't it? Lawrence to the rescue here, and he gives me stargaze. Let's look. Stargaze. [buzzer] No. Three a

nswers. Come on, mama. Carefully. - Develop photographs. - Develop photographs. - Develop photographs. - We're going to say develop photographs. - That's a good answer. It's there, my love, you get the money. If not, give it to Mike. Develop photos. [chime] [cheering, applause] Three. [chime] - (TOGETHER) Kiss. - Five. - (TOGETHER) Watch movies. - Gloria Swanson, "Sunset Boulevard." I want to say thank you to all my fans in the dark. We will return, Mister. [theme music] - $74 for Tulsa. Lompoc,

nothing yet. Come, sweet Alison. [theme music] How you doing, kid? - Pretty good. - 100 people surveyed, top six answers on the board-- here's the question. Name the sexiest daytime or nighttime soap opera. [chime] Yeah. - "All My Children." - "All My Children." [ding] One answer will beat that. - "General Hospital." - "General Hospital." [ding] [cheering, applause] - We're going to play. - That's two very good answers. That's excellent. And it's either that way, or they reverse occasionally, a

nd that's how they are in the ratings. Out of all the soap operas, they're the two biggest and the two best. They're great. Daytime or nighttime soap opera, the sexiest one. - "Dynasty." - All right! - Good answer. - John Forsythe's "Dynasty." [ding] [applause] - "Dallas." - All right. Good answer. - "Dallas." [applause] - You all right on this solid ground here, Lawrence? - I certainly hope so. What is it, return of the stargazers? - Possibly. - What is it? - "Flamingo Road." - "Flamingo Road."

Let's see. "Flamingo Road." No. But that was not a bad answer at all. That's a sexy soap opera. May be gone though, is it? Did it alley-ooped? Yeah. Well, the flamingos, they all go north in the summer. Sexiest daytime or nighttime soap opera. - "One Life to Live." - Good answer. - "One Life to Live." [buzzer] No. Well, during the day, you'd be there spraying the veggies, right? Just the night ones, you'd think, I bet you. - I would say "The Young and the Restless." - Uh-huh. - Good answer. - "

Young and the Restless." [ding] [cheering, applause] One more and you got it. Sexiest daytime or nighttime soap opera. - "Edge of Night." - Good answer. - That's there, you got it all. If not, third strike. "The Edge of Night." No. Bom-Bom! [stammers] There you go. - "Days of Our Lives." - "Days of Our Lives." - We're going to say Daves of-- "Days of Our Lives." - Not "Daves." - No "Days." - Yeah. - D-A-Y-S. - The Daves of Our Lives. - [laughs] - If the "Days of Our Lives" is there, you've got a

big lead, Bom-Bom. If not, Mike gets in the game with the $85. Well, these are the "Days of Our Lives." [ding] [cheering, applause] Boy, they took off strong. We will return. The challengers, nothing yet. [theme music] [applause] How you doing? You OK? - Uh-huh. - Good. 100 people surveyed, top five answers on the board-- here's the question. Name something a cat could ruin if you didn't stop him. - The drapes. - The drapes. Yeah, they love the drapes. What could a cat ruin if you didn't stop h

im? - The couch. - The couch. [ding] Are you going to play or pass? - We're going to play. - Yes, I'm going to play. - They're going to play. - OK. - I like this family because I always feel tall when I'm with them. [laughter] I've never been tall in my life, but I feel tall when I'm with these people. They're all lovely. How are you, lovely? - Just fine. - Good. Do you have a cat, by the way? - No, I don't. I don't like cats. - No? - Boo! - What do you mean, boo? - I have a dog. - Yeah? I had c

ats at one time. We had a Siamese cat. They're very aloof, aren't they, cats? - Yes, they are. - I mean, a dog will come up and wag his tail and jump up. That's because, though, a dog doesn't know that he's going to see every time you leave. You know that? Every time you say goodbye to a dog, he thinks that's it. So one also told him, I think, that when you put the food down, that's the last food on earth. A cat will take eight hours to eat a meal, but a dog goes-- [slurping] because that's what

they told him. They said, this is it. After this, there is no food left in the world. But cats are aloof, but there's something about them. But they can ruin things. What could they ruin? - I think they could ruin your pantyhose. - I know they've ruined mine. - [laughs] - Good answer. - It was either get rid of the cat or stop wearing pantyhose, so I just don't have cats anymore. [laughter] Pantyhose. [ding] [cheering, applause] - Hello, Richard. - How are you? - Just fine. - What could a cat r

uin if you didn't stop him? - I don't know too many personally. - Cat? - Cats, that is. Yes. I'm going to say a screen door, a door. - Yeah? - A door. - That's good. Screen door. No. Well, the mesh ones they do. They claw holes in them. That's all they do. Now, what could a cat ruin if you didn't stop him? - My knitting. - Your knitting? Yeah. - The yarn. - Knitting. [buzzer] No. Well, they love to play with the yarn. It wasn't there. Two strikes. Russ. - All I can think of is your backyard. - B

ackyard. All right. - Good answer, Russ. - Backyard. [ding] [cheering, applause] - Julie? - The carpet. - The carpet. That's a good answer. Carpet's there, you got it. Carpet. [ding] [cheering, applause] $254 to $0. Let's go. [theme music] Jill, it's up to you. You got to get on the board here. Dollar values are doubled. 100 people surveyed, top four answers on the board-- here's the question. Name a complaint that millions of women have about their own appearance. Yeah. - Not pretty enough. - T

hey're not pretty enough. [buzzer] - They're overweight. - Overweight. [ding] [applause] - We'll play. - You're going to play. - OK. - Well done, my love. Complaint millions of women have about their own appearance. - Their nose is too long. - A touch of the Cyrano de Bergerac? No. What would you think, Bom-Bom? - They don't like their hair. - Uh-huh. They're not happy with their hair. [ding] [applause] What do you say, a complaint millions of women have about their own appearance? - I would say

they're too tall. - And along came Jones. Too tall. [buzzer] The last answer I expected from you. - They aren't large enough in the bust. - Gotcha. No bosomo. [ding] [applause] - How about their hips are too big? - OK. If their hips are too big, you keep your title. Hips too big. No. Hey, you want to get in this game? There's just one answer left. Give me a correct answer. - Their complexion. - Their complexion. They're too short. [buzzer] I need an answer. - I'm going to go with their complexi

on, Richard. - Their complexion. OK. If it's there, you get the $172. If not, you play for the big money one more time. Complexion. [buzzer] [theme music] [cheering] Three. - (TOGETHER) Wrinkles. - That was the other one you had, wasn't it? - Yes. - Howard. - Sir. - You know, you can have flowers and plants in your house that cats will destroy. It does not have to be in your backyard. Or you can have a backyard without plants and flowers. Not necessarily on this particular taping, but some other

time they should come back. - All right. - All right? [cheering, applause] I'll give you $250, and we'll have you back on. And you'll try again because it's to me a very borderline call. All right? - Thank you. - What a pretty lady. [theme music] [cheering, applause] Take care. Who'll play? Let's go. Here they are, the winning duo going for the money right after we watch this. - I'll try. - 15 seconds, please. Tell me approximately how much you paid for your very first car. - $3,000. - Your mos

t comfortable room. - The den. - Besides green, a color grass becomes. - Brown. - The busiest day of the week. - Monday. - A meat people eat with eggs. - Bacon. - Turn around. [cheering, applause] How much you pay for your first car? $3,000. Survey. Six. Your most comfortable room-- the den. Survey said-- [ding] Besides green, a color that grass becomes. Brown. Survey-- [ding] The busiest day of the week-- Monday. Survey said-- [ding] Meat people eat with eggs-- bacon. Survey said-- You're back

to your old tricks again. Off you go. [cheering, applause] Here comes Russ! 44 points, all you need, all right? You know we wish you luck. Please remind everyone the great answers Terri gave us. Give us 20 seconds on the clock, please. Tell me approximately how much you pay for your very first car. - $5,000. - Your most comfortable room. - Living room. - Besides green, a color grass becomes. - Brown. - Try again. - White. - The busiest day of the week. - Monday. - Try again. - Friday. - A meat p

eople eat with eggs. - Bacon. - Try again. - Sausage. - Turn around. [cheering, applause] How much you paid for your first car. Now, see, I think most people probably buy a used car. Because I see the number one answer was tied for top $500 and $1,000. That's the first car, but you went the whole route, didn't you? What did you go, for $5,000? - I went for free. - Survey said-- [ding] Two. Most comfortable room-- bedroom number one. You said living room. Survey said-- [ding] [cheering, applause]

Besides green, a color that grass becomes. Brown was number one. You said white. We need 10 points. Survey-- Two. The white, white grass of home. Busiest day of the week. What did you say? - I said Friday. - You said Friday. We need 8 points, and the survey said-- bam. [theme music] [cheering, applause] She's the owner of Toto. - Thank you. - Well, you're very welcome. Thank you. Bye-bye. We'll see you here on the "Feud." Yeah, yeah. [theme music] - Some departing contestants received the easy

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ulated to eliminate smoke odors instantly and make your home fresher. [applause] This is Gene Wood speaking for "Family Feud," a Mark Goodson television production. [theme music]