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foreign oh my goodness the queen is going  to be here presently this is oh so exciting my favorite part before the queen arrives  is yelling wanker at Prince Charles as he passes I know I know yes I know yes wanker ride  quite right spot on he's got it 1084 just read 1984. fine she's I read 1984. you better cause  this was more embarrassing than when we played Truth or Dare with present-day Madonna  ah truth do I look younger than 90. yeah going to be here presently this is oh so  exciting my fa
vorite part before the queen arrives is yelling wanker at Prince Charles as he  passes I know I know yes I know yes wanker right quite right spot on he's got it 1084 I just  read 1984. fine she's I read 1984. you better cause this was more embarrassing than when we  played Truth or Dare with present-day Madonna uh truth do I look younger than 90. yeah  you know some people would be very happy to have his food like John Goodman's  family please Daddy I told you when I'm finished you can have what
's left there  won't be any left there's never any left Happy Thanksgiving ah I gotta get out of this house or I'll be in  worse shape than John Goodman I've got your EKG here how does it look well it spells out pancakes  oh okay so same as last time I'm recommending you go on a strict diet immediately nope horses that  make it look like I can walk take me to Hollywood Time for Action a look at the  Queen's hair shall soon be mine here she comes however it then Greggy  this is a haircut fit for
a queen how bloody hell all right time for Plan B let's go I'm not going any lower [Music] well father you gave it a  good go and we're not done yet come on wait Queen give me some of your air come on Queen  don't be a [ __ ] get us away from that lunatic [Music] she's heading into that tunnel oh dear God the Queen's dead [Music] all right Collingsworth I got a  hair now just walk away [Music] wow it looks like Michael  Jackson's coming right at me no Anna Paquin bull does not count as  real bul
l that's like looking at a 12 year old boy see you should know that Joe you  should definitely know that sorry Peter sorry doesn't show me nipples worth seeing and  as for you Anna you're Dreadful and so is the program I didn't write it yeah but you  know the people who do that Alan Ball you know him right yeah how come everything he  writes is so dreary I don't know pound the cheer up things ain't so bad you remember how  bad you felt when you drew that picture for Peter and Lois oh silly it's
wonderful this is  going right up on the fridge really the fridge it's like we have a little Michelangelo  in the house okay see you guys later I almost lost it when you said to put it on the  fridge I know what the hell is it supposed to be a pelican or a school bus looks like Muhammad  Ali drove it what a dumbass hey let's spit on it he hopes a guy like me okay that is the last time you were gonna  pull that crap you hear me yes do you hear me oh now you are gonna hold down that football  unti
l Charlie Brown kicks it you got that go ahead Charlie and you know what else I did some checking  around you're not a licensed therapist Roadhouse now I know how Alec  Baldwin feels when he feeds his brothers there you go there you go  eat up Stephen you're the weakest you know actually I I think I'm gonna be okay  oh Jack now we can get married and everything you promised yeah about that uh I was pretty sure  I was gonna die uh because actually there's this girl in New York and it's it's getti
ng kind of  serious but you know thanks for letting me draw you naked I still can't believe you let me do  that drones I know this would happen getting those things was a worse idea than you know for  an extra 12 a month you can insure your screen and they'll replace it for free nice going Meg  you talked over the setup of this cutaway now we don't know what's going on looks like Nicki  Minaj Iggy Azalea and Madonna are robbing a bank um they're butt Bandits Ocean's 36 24 49  remember they're al
l skanks getting new phones was a worse idea than a skank robbery oh  yeah right skank robbery I'm sorry that's not funny I knew it I scared her off uh you might  want to check under your pillow how did you get in she must have been quieter than Britney  Spears dietitian he's easy on those trans fats not everything needs gravy you know  there's some carrots down at the other end that that cheesecake was for everyone hey  what to do you've got to be aggressive even more aggressive than Michael Ja
ckson's  treatment of his own groin on stage [Music] thank you actually confused  just look at Michael Jackson the Kimmy likes the Frosted sad but the grown-up  in me likes the kid in me well she Meeting those Louisiana swamps excuse me do you know how to  get to town yeah it's back the way you came three who's number one oh it's that new biography  on Michael Jackson oh come on another one unless it was written by a ten-year-old's bottom who  cares I it doesn't say who the author is Brian but I
I would guess that it's probably not that  I'll testify against you just like I did against Michael Jackson Stewie did Mr Jackson behave  inappropriately toward you well yes but the worst part was he never called back no but in all  seriousness yeah he was actually pretty aggressive okay Mr Griffin now you've got your flu shot will  you stop giving him flu shots man we got a show to do oh Quagmire it's cool it's cool this is the  dark that it killed Michael Jackson is that car bed of Bentley an
d is that guy the driver ready  for this evening's trip to snooze Town sir not yet sad story he used to drive the bed for Michael  Jackson's monkey I've seen some terrible things [Music] ah cat butts what do I do where do I look  what do I do oh thank God I almost looked right at it I looked right at it oh it looks like a worn  out dartboard Bullseye how was Michael Jackson so into this oh come on let me introduce you to  the president he's kind of like my boyfriend hang on he's still getting re
ady [Music] hey Dad hi everyone it's okay that's uh that's more than  enough Michael yes very good little uh little dangerous I think that's enough that's enough  that's it that's enough you sick twisted fruit Mr President the Press briefing went very well many  people are saying it was the best press briefing in all of history Mr Griffin you're not speaking  to president Trump that's a butternut squash oh well if this lumpy orange garbage vegetable is  here then where's president Donald Trump h
aven't had the chance to ask the president if he is  fighting with Peter Griffin [Music] foreign in fact I see Stewie reading a book scratch  and sniff Lindsay Lohan goes jogging it's terrible Miss Lohan over here Lindsay excuse me which one was Lindsay Lohan's  dessert Fork I think it was that one give me cocaine nightclub God you're more out of  place than Prince was on The Price is Right and what's your bid on the dining room set Prince 350.  I'm sorry three can you speak up please all right
and the actual retail price of the dining room  set is 350 yay yay oh my God poor Chris he's a social outcast like Scarface okay we have a deal  to bring the money I'll get you a Coke you got it Scarface oh my God you can see that the doctor  said he wouldn't be able to yes everyone can see that that's why we call you Scarface whoa whoa  oh we can't stand the thought of losing Brian if he dies I'm gonna have to start hanging out with  the rock again one's a baby and the others black I think at l
east part Black Or Hispanic I think  you know possibly there's some Filipino in there yeah possibly some Filipino I mean if he if he's  black it's definitely deluded I mean one of his parents must be white what the hell is Jessica  Alba for that matter if I were 40 years younger I would plow that till next July I prefer the  term mustache oh I think it's sexy I think it's gay it's not gay Brian if I'm gay then Freddie  Mercury was gay Freddie Mercury the lead singer of Queen he was incredibly ga
y he was not he had a  mustache which is practically like a wedding ring I made it to Wimbledon and got to play  in front of the queen Freddie Mercury I altered my 40 bounce  routine just for him foreign it was an open mind minions three yeah and this  one Grill has been replaced by Harvey Weinstein oh you like working for bad guys I'll show you a  bad guy now you touch it you know what to touch [Music] foreign foreign [Music]

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