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1 year ago

hey i'm stewie griffin and i'm going to  be kicking my dad's ass all day today what the hell oh do it not  no stop ah out now get up come on come on stewie you're acting crazy out  there man i remember i remember the worry worry how could i ever forget the hurt doesn't show but  the pain still grows no stranger to you and me sorry sierra tango 817 all our runways  are filled but it looks empty from up here we're almost out of fuel no no no room at  all but lucky for you there's a big new airport
out in the middle of the ocean  keep going you can't miss it roger that oops well look at it this way i just got you on  next year's oscar telecast you'll be right after ron howard just messing with you ron or maybe not  no seriously i am who am i no so long puss we'll miss you it's gonna be quite a different place  with him gone that's for true he takes the beam the spectators hold their breath as stewie griffin  is america's last hope to take home the gold oh oh did you see that mitch i sure
did cathy  that was impressive here comes the dismount i think i'm okay oh god somebody do i take it out or do i leave  it in do i take it out or do i leave it in you know it would be fun to write some new songs  you know what else is fun watching mr belvedere without people talking so loud so i was thinking  we could drinks on the china never mattered before who cared when you dropped cakey jacket  when you came through the door no i'm glad so my advice to the two of you  would be according to
our new arrival life is more than mere survival and we just  might live the good life yet dan telling him crying baby i'll take him out i  can't believe we just did that um but uh you know that that stuff about  spending the day together tomorrow um i i forgot actually i have a thing but  uh you know you have my email address so drop me a line and then i'll have yours  and uh we'll take it from there so um belly button well i'll see you later how does  it smell dog does it smell like servitude h
alf torpedoes fire mr tucker  uh it seems your son jake had some vodka at the school dance  and uh chris got blamed for it this uh this this whole situation has just  turned his whole life upside down face ew gross you know what else is gross  aha i broke a damn blood vessel wow you know you're right maybe i should  just try a whole new approach thanks okay you can stop that now i can't hear you i'm  a robot come on knock it off does not compute i'm going to bed i do not require sleep let's see
the kid with a hearing aid from  barney do this hey do you have any idea what time it is get in the house fatty megan  lowriders enough of that go away damn you oh you're going to get it now meg meg i'm hungry there's a granola  bar in the cupboard i want it hey hey what's this what's going on  am i talking to myself up there oh my god stewie just shut up and go to  bed do you know what i do meg i spit in your mouth while you sleep tonight the  babysitter comes rupert lovely ladawn hmm oh hey ly
don hey what's going on how are you  yeah oh just me stewie just uh being myself uh yeah oh well this here oh it's just my package yeah just just uh just um a package god delivered  it i signed for it world keeps on spinning yeah stewie no that is a bad place to touch  no no no no no no no but but but you i i no more tv well how about no more job hmm you  hear that miss fussy britches i shall see you fire damn you listen i certainly hope  you'll excuse last night's indiscretion it was just oh my
god ladon  what's that on your neck oh no rupert we're out of gas we better ask directions at that creepy  and possibly haunted house ah a ghost oh it's okay it's okay we got away just  in time peter this there's so much duty in here i can't take it anymore i haven't eaten in  four days cause i cuz cause i i just can't fit anymore in there help me and the grammy  for album of the year goes to justin timberlake it actually goes to nelly nelly where's  daddy where did you go oh this is impossible
but i i can hear you but i can't  see really must really be gone peek-a-boo ah how the hell did you do that  look i thought you disappeared otherwise i wouldn't have picked mine oh great leave  when i'm right in the middle of a sentence well brian i know you're upset now but if there's  anything i've learned in this life it's that you can't let the little things hey hey where's my  money don't you walk out on me i can be sexy turn around look at my family look at  my fanny look at my fanny how
you uh how you coming on that novel you're working on  huh got a big uh big stack of papers there got a got a compelling protagonist there  got an obstacle for him to overcome yeah a little story brew in there working on  working on that for quite some time huh yeah talking about that three years ago  yeah been working on that the whole time at the end your main character is  uh richer for the experience yeah yeah yeah you got to no no you deserve some time  off you know the novel you've been wo
rking on you know the one uh you've been working on for  three years you know the novel and got something new to write about now you know maybe uh maybe  your main character gets into a relationship a little uh little heartbreak you know work it into  the story make those characters a little more three-dimensional a little richer experience for  the reader some twists and turns little epilogue everybody learns the hero's journey isn't always  a happy one yeah i look forward to reading it i read
your article too brian seems to  me you should spend less time working for the paper and more time working  on that novel you've been working on you

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