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Family Guy Season 10 Episode 1: Enjoy the Full 2024 Family Guy Episode Naymar #1080p #1033

Family Guy Season 10 Episode 1: Enjoy the Full 2024 Family Guy Episode Naymar #1080p #1033

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There yoyou are, P Peter. HeHelp me hahang the s stocki. Not now,w, Lois. I It's time for r my favororite holiliday , FrFrosty thehe Snowmanan, whwhere a hehero takeses a littl into t the woooods and ththen bragsgs that hee can didisappear ear wheneverer . Huh. I c can't seeee the TV. I must be e dreaming. Whicich means s nothing'g's r! -[grgrunting]] -[gagasps, groroaning]g] No, Peteter, stop!p! YoYou're notot dreamining! Yeah, , and why y was ththt yourur first m move? The TVTV's gone.e. We're
e cutting g the cordr. We neeeed money y for Christmamas gifts,s, so I sold. What?! T This ragegeful anger cacalls for r alcohol! [gululping]] Where'e's Brian? PePeter, stotop it.. What am m I suppososed to do wiwithout a a TV? Hang o out at ththe Gap?p? Could yoyou please point m me to y your blanandest shihir? One ththat I'm g guaranteed toto see fouour other r guys wg befofore I eveven get t to my. Surere, it's rig right over r. Just be e carefull whilile you'rere browsining thatat you donon
't lose e tk of whihich whitete guy is s . Oh, , that looooks good d on. [a[announcerer] The Gap,p, the onlnly clothihine namemed for a a taint.t. Locacated betwtween Verara Wg and ththe Rocky y Mountainn ChChocolate e Factory. Lookok, I knowow thisis seems l like a bibig ch, but we d don't neeeed a a televisision anymomore. YeYeah, Dad.d. A singngle TV coconsole isis ou. Evereryone jusust streamamsw on theheir indivividual dedev. Who o is this s person w who s to m me as if f I neededed his ?
Dad, I I'm just t trying t to g you u into thehe modern n er. I see. [screamieaming] -[splalat] -[-[man] Quiuiet up thther! SoSorry! Jusust demonsnstratg I'm m still rerelevantnt by m making a veryry old movovie referere! Peter,r, Meg wasas rightht. WeWe don't n need a TVTV in thehe golden n age of s stre. "Gololden age e of streaeami? LoLook, my s streams a are spoc at best. And d last weeeek, thehere was . Can wewe have onone holidaday e we d don't disiscuss Dadad's ? Besisides, allll my showo
s arare on netetwork telelevis. How the e hell am m I supposd toto watch Chicago o Fire -withoutut a TV? -Who c cares?? It's a a lazy, f formulaicic . And d it's notot even fifild in Chicacago. YeYeah, righght. TeTell that t to the b boys puttining out a a blaze ththisk in t the fameded Chicagogo Hi. ItIt almost t burned d down the Chicicagowood d Sign!! Peter,r, stop itit. GoGod, you'r're going g in cir, likeke a desesert vultltur. Hey,y, maybe wbe we shouldlt alalways flyly in a cicircl. Surer
e. And mamaybe I cacan alse rough sesex with y your motht. WhWhoa! Comeme on. Wellll, that's's how I f fel about t your idedea. [announcncer] WeWe now retetn to FrFrosty thehe Snowmanan. There wawas indeeded some mamc in thahat old sisilk hatat, along wiwith duct t tape, zizis and d some verery troublblig Polaroroids. See? T This is t the kindd of w wholesomeme stuffff I'll m miss withthout a TVT. LoLois is riright, Petete. Network k televisision stink. Streamaming is way momore enterertainin
in. Yeahah? Name o one good d sw on "strereaming." Marere of Eaststtown!! -Fargogo! -True DeDetectivive. -Americacan Rust!! -Broroadchurchch. Thatat isn't a about a p pern attempmpting to o navigatete e in a smamall townn in t the afterermath of f a mu. Look, cocome on,n, just-jujuste strereaming a a chance.. Don't yoyou want to watatch sometething whehe, if you m miss evenen a secono, yoyou're hopopelessly y confu? Yeahah! Or a g great preremi, which h puts a l lot of babas in the a air, foll
llowed byy a horrrribly disisappointiting g that drorops allll of them? AnAnd on HBOBO Max,, sometitimes afteter the crcre, you can n watch the actotors talk k about ththe. YeYeah, I dodon't justst want e Connie B Britton d do a goodo. I wantnt to seee Connnnie Britttton talklkig ababout the e good jobob she ju. You u know what I'm'm not heaearing, gug? CeCedric thehe Entertatainr telling g a white e guy thatat he doesesn't walklk the e right t way. Hmm. I I may havave to sidie withth Peter now.
And yoyou also h haven't t toe abouout a singngle showw withth Sheldonon. FoFor every y program,m, I wawant to knknow, is t there a S Sheldonon anand at whahat stage e of life? He i is the peperfect dudumb s versversion of a a smart g. AnAnd I demamand him on my y televisision! AlAll right.t. I thihink I e how w to untanangle thisis k. Last Tanango in HaHalifax.. -What? -You'v've never r heard ofof T? Well, , Anne Reieid and DeDereki plplay Celiaia and Alalan, a coupuple reuninited in t thes af
teter 60 yeaears apart. Sarah LaLancashirere plays Celia'a's formididable dauaug, Caroliline. And d N-- -[screreams] -[-[splat]t] Look, , guys, I I j-- I dodon'e grititty, convnvoluted t telev. I lilike the s simple,e, comfmforting j joy of nenetwor. PePeter, thehe point o of V isn't jojoy anymorore. It's to o destroy y you emototi. Who o the hellll wants to watatch sometething hapay when youou can watatch KoKoreans fifight to t the de? WeWell, I didisagree. . And It leletting LoLois get a away
wit. 'Causese I miss my shows. Likeke the comomedy ofof Blach or thohose classssic NeNew York c conversatatios at thehe beginnining of Law & O. Hey,y, you seeee that AaAaron e babaseball h hit last t nigh? SuSure did. . Right hehere inin one of f our fiveve boro. Oh, no! I bet t you a slslice ofof New Yorork pizza a pie he'! I cacan't belilieve you u y mimilk and b bras at t the same. God, we're trash. What? WhWhere's ththe fridge? I sold i it. You g get rid of thehe thingss I lolove, I geget ri
d of the t things yoyou love. I also s sold thatat tiny JeJewt you kekeep in ththe bathror. Thatat was my y diaphrhrag. Ah. . Well, MoMort's gononna e a rougugh day atat temple. Lookok, just g give strereamg a shotot. After r all, it t can't bet be e than whehen we wenent toto the Flolorida pananhand. Mmm. Ah,h, this shshrimp isis delicicious. [c[chuckl] [gasasps, chokoking] Oh, GoGod, my wiwife's chohok! Is therere a doctotor in thehe ! College e graduatete? High schchool gradaduate?? Some h hi
gh schohool withth vocatioional degrgre? WhWhoever gegets the shrimp t of her w windpipe e can havev! [s[screamingng, shoutiting] WeWell, I guguess it's's te to tryry this ststreaming ing. Hey,y, what'ss our r Netflix x password? Uh, I dodon't knowow. I I use Quagagmire's's. Squirrelel Hunter?r? The TrTruth About Kickining Your Legeg During g Sleep?p? Only thehe Otis ScScenes of MiMilo and O Otis? And Thirsty y Romanianan Coed. All l right!t! We do hahave some e overlap. Okayay, I guesess I'I'
ll clickck "Forgotot Passw" NoNow it's a asking meme to k all ththe stoplilights in n a p. Huh. A s stoplightht in f front of f a movie e ther with a m marquee readining Spototlight.t. This migight be a a trick.. All l right, " "What iss the fifirst concncert you u att" "Smash Mououth, the e time ththey got b bread thrhrown at " "Favavorite pepet?" WaWait, you'u're not g gonna e "B"Bartholomomew," arere y? No, no, , no. I would d never dodo that.. ♪ Bartrtholomew,w, Barthololo♪ ♪ I'I'm dancining
with my f favorite e dog, Barartholo♪ [knonocking]g] KeKevin Jamemes?! HiHi, Peter.r. You werere mymy last viviewer. [c[chuck] And now w that youou've gottttd of netetwork TV, I'm m out of a a job. Wellll, you'rere a sitcocom , soso if the e couch acaccepts, you u can comeme in. [screaeams] [gigglgles] Road cououch. WoWow! Kevevin Jameses! I can'n't believeve you'rere ! Hey,y, guys, w we got cocomp! No n nude wandndering!g! Well, , so muchh for r Full Frorontal Fririda. Wait, trtriple "F"F" is
a non? Look, I'I'm here becaususe now ththat I donon'te any viviewers oror a job, I need y you to tatake care e . What, isis that sosome kind ofd? Of couourse it i is, Loioi. In n network T TV, if sosomee shows upup at yourur door,r, you haveve to takeke care ofof. ItIt's the p pilot of f most s. Oh, , reallyly? Name 5 50. New w Girl, TwTwo and a a Half, Punky y Brewsterer, Perfect t Strangerers, Frasier,r, Will & & Grace,, Frieiends, Joeoey, Home ome Ec, Mom,m, Dads, C Cheers,s, Hope & F Faith
, RaRaising Hog, Fullll House, , Fuller H Hou, -King ofof Queens-s-- -T-That's good. -I-I-I think w we get itit. -O-Oh, no, no. No, ththis iss a "n"name all l 50" kindnd of . Too Closose for CoComfort, Morkrk & Mindydy, The e Nanny, M Mr. Belvevede, The UnUnited Statates of A , Yes, Deaear, DoDown and O Out in n Beverly , the TVTV series, Rhoda, G Golden GiGirls, AlAlf, Meegogo, Empty y Nes, Wings, My TwTwo Dadsds, EvEvening ShShade, I Dreaeam of Jeaeannie,, OfOff Centrere, Webster, ThThe Ber
nieie Mac Shohow, The Retuturn of JeJezebel JaJ, Alieiens in AmAmerica, Lastst Man on n Earth,h, Unioion Squarere, Bram & & Al, The e Grinder,r, Bleep M My Dad, The Fresesh Princece of Bel-l, Damon, H Happy Endndings,, Big BrBrother JaJake, Three'e's Companany, Mama's's Familyy andd Who's s the BoBoss? Oh, yeahah? Name 5 50 more. [sigighs heavivily] Silverer Spoons,s, The Odddd C, The NeNew Odd CoCouple... -Diff'f'rent S Strokes and-- -[creaeaking]] Oh, mymy God! ShShe hung h her! Nah,h, nah,
ththat's frorom Air. We do o that kinind of stutuff. You cacan stayay. Famimily, meetet Kevin.. WoWow! I guguess blacack dress s shs aren't't just fofor magicici. [quietetly] Peteter, you c cat just invnvite him m to stay y . Comeme on, Loiois. WhWhen you g got rid o of the, did yoyou reallyly think it wououldn't enend wiwith me bubunking with K Kevin Jamames?? So, , Kevin, what's's Mandy Pdy Patinkin n? UhUh, I don'n't know. . Never m. I thoughght you sasaid ththis guy w was a [blbleep] . Hey,
y, Brianan, when a are youg toto try to o impress our HoHollywood d guest with y your writiterly chops? Uh, , your mououth's movovin! You're a already r rehearsinin. So, Kevivin, the H Hollywoodode can bebe pretty y tough, h h? DoDo you havave HoHollywood d experienence? [chuhuckling]] Well, , actually-- He surure does!! We wenent out ththere once, anand on dayay one, Brian n bit a a Culkin. TrTried to petet him without t showing g his handndt and, b boom, finingers gono. I need t to see ththe h
andn! It's's how I k know he's notot an aggrgressor.. Kevin,n, I don't't understst. How can n you be o out of wow? YoYou're notot just a telelevision a actor---- you'rere a movieie star!r! Movie ststar? [chuckleles] Come e on. I memean, I guguess Paul B Blart didid make 2 200 mn onon a shoesestring bubudge, I was ththe singlele most babae comedydy actoror of the l last two o decades and d the Audidience Scocoren Growown Ups was veryry respectc. Eh, , the lastst one doeoesn't o measure e up with
h the firsrs. But eveverythingng I had w was e pepeople knenew me frorom netw. And nonow that's's over.r. SoSo, Peter,r, what arare we goo after r dinnerer? Get t a large e bowl of f popn and watctch the bibig game in our s sports ununiformsm? Yeahah, Kevin,n, uh, I think you've o only watctched sportingng events s on TV shs. NoNobody calalls it "t"the big" or makeses a largrge bowl o of popcoro. But t then whahat's gonnnna y all ovover the p place -w-when we g get excitited? -[giggleles] OkOkay
. A-AlAll right,t, all r, that's f fair. All righght, look,k, Kevivin can ststay for d din, but then he e has to l leave. But hehe doesn't't have anywhehere else e to go!o! And thisis whole t thing is our f fault.. Come on, looook at himim-- he's's got no o idea what lifife outsidide of sitis isis like.e. I tellll you whahat-- I'llll shm how to b be a rereal realal y anand not jujust a sititcom rea, and thenen he'll b be on hisis. [sigighs] Fine.. I guess I I can't t kick somomet on C Christmas.
But whwhere's hehe gonna s sl? Don't t worry. I got t that allll figureded . You won'n't even n notice he's t there.. -[snorining] -[canneded laughghter] In network T TV, whatat someonene says wowon't h, that's's what's s gonna hahap. [c[canned lalaughterer] Hey,Hey, where's's Kevin? I thouought we w were gogonna sm how regugular guysys drink. WeWe are, bubut he's s stil adjuststing, and hehe won't e enter a r rm until hihis warm-u-up guy works s the crowowd. -So, w where youou folks f f? -Q-Qu
ahog.g. [chuckleles] Oh, Q Quahog.. I'I'll talk k a littlele slo. -A-Aw, he gogot me. -I'm j just kidddding. And,d, hey, ththank youu for yoyour servivice. OhOh, I was s never inin the m . I was tatalking toto the booh hoholding yoyou up.. Oh, dadamn it, h he got meme a! This gis guy's toooo quick. AlAll right,t, everyonone, Kes gonnnna be out in a momomen, soso remembeber, hehe feeds o off your r ener. So t the betteter you arar, ththe betterer Kevin's's gonn. Hi, guysys. GrGreat to s see you t
tonig. Waitit, he cououldn't jujut ththink of t that? And d doesn't t Peter GrGrifn look hanandsome?e? I took t the cue c cards.. I grababbed himm fromom behind d too hard, and d now he's's not movovi. Hey, Kevevin, was s that lady alalways preressuring g you toto join ScScientologogy? NoNo. I'm a m a devout C Cat, and ththat's eveven weirded. Did you u know thahat when unbaptptized bababies didi, theyey go intoto limbo untitil the PoPope saiaid ththat wasn'n't a thining any? YeYeah, my g grand
pa w went tol for eatiting meat t on Fridad. Wortrth it. Well, , Kevin, it's t time to t teach youu how rereal blue-collar g gus pay realal bills i in real l . See e this? ItIt's a mor mortga. And ththis is hohow it getets . Mr. Pewtwterschmididt, it's s . -P-Please papay my morortgag. -[Cartrter] DaDamn it, G Grif! I'm crcrying, MrMr. Pewterersc, I'm m crying. I I know youou're cryiying. Act lilike a man. I I can't. I I'm not a a m. And if yif you don't't pay , I'm m gonna huhurt myselelf and
d your g grandchilildre. -S-Stop threreatening g m. -It's nonot a threreat if I I . ItIt's not a a threat t if I d. -Okay, o okay, I'l'll pay it. -T-Thank youou. AlAll right,t, now to o showu hohow to payay a utilility b. [phohone ringiging] -H-Hello? -Kevinin, it's P Peter.. I rereally mesessed up, , m. Goodod news. I got mymy first r real jobb as an acactual UPSPS guy.. They saiaid I wass the e last nonon-robotot theyey're everer gonna h hi. That's g great, buddy. You narrrrowly escscaped beco
mingng a realtltor. Hi. Are e you the e realtorr for r this proroperty?y? I am. I I blew outut my shouor playaying minonor leagueue bas, so n now I do o this.. [annnnouncer]] ReRealtors: : never ananyone's . And I alalso startrted dadating a w woman who lolooks likeke she actctuy belongngs with m me. She e has the e most negegate dating a app page e I've evever. "Wants t to know w where all the e good menen are.. Intetegrity ononly. I will n not cosigign a loan" withth the "nonot" undererli. And
d a picturure of herer g ththat says,s, "The ononly n who's s never lilied to mem" OhOh, this i is great. Yeah, I I think I'I'm a real realal guy nowow, Peter. You susure are. . You see,e, , nothing'g's gonna a stop you in thehe real world except f for your r own cardiovavascular s system.. HeHey, I'm o only heavavy 'ce Adamam Sandlerer made me gagain 60 popounds to be inin his m movies.s. I was s Ethel toto his Lucy. Anywyway, I owowe you, P Pet. Put itit therere. Aah! Whahat happenened to yoy
ou? I-I I don't knknow. It-It's s disappeaearing.. Were y you also o bit by B Br? [laughghs] That't's the CuCul. Let me g guess, one of y you chuckckleheadss has a a nutcrackcker insidide. -W-What? No.o. -Hi. We'r're nonjududgmental l ints justst here toto observe. Falslse alarm.m. Not whahat I t. [intererns] Aww. WhenWhenever intnterns obsbs, it's b because w we thinkk you u put somemething inin th. Liststen, Doctctor, I neneedu to help p my frienend Kevin. OhOh, my Godod, Kevin n Jam! You knkn
ow, you u owe your carareer to m me. I'm m the doctctor who c coult saveve John CaCandy. Doctor, , my hand,d, itit's disapappearing, and I dodon't knowow what tot. KeKevin, youour arm. It's g getting w worse. Hmm. I t think I s see what's goioing on hehere. Kevin isis fading g away becaususe streamaming hashs madede him irrrrelevanant. Is t there anynything we canan do for him? Yes. S Sitcom ststars likeke n clearlrly need t the laughs of a a studio o audiencec, oror he may y disappeaear for. Hi
His hair w was disapappearing, but t I assumeme he tookok ce of thahat anotheher way. Is therere someonene I can t ta? AhAh, there'e's our guguy. Int! Guysys, we gototta get K Ken back on n TV. SoSo ideas. . Go. Kevivin plays s a large e ro, and it's's calledd Big WoWond. [l[laughs] N Not bad, , not . Okay, , what elslse? A showow in whicich Kevin n mon with a a woman n named Bete, and d it's calalled KeKevins to. Or he's s the seveventh in a lonong line o of Kevins, for Seventh h Kevin.n. YeYea
h, theyey don't a all hahave to bebe punss buililt aroundnd the namame K. Guysys, I thinink we werere l laughingng at BiBig Wondere. We're e not doining Big g Won. WhWhy? Becauause you dididnt think ofof it?t? Chris, t the braininstormingng s is a admittedldly messssy, bubut let's s try to s stay y fromom personanal attacks. I have a an idea. . I'm a ststd with s six daughghters,, anand it's c called Daddy's s . I dodon't knowow. Not t sure I s see the h ho. And d I trick k them intnto wawashing
mymy car in n their bs whwhile I hihide in ththe back. Okayay, now I I love it. ItIt's not j just funnnny, it's. You u know, I'I'm on GoDoDad, and d the domamain name e "Big " is availilable.. -Chrhris, stopop pushingng t. -Oh, r really?y? 'Causese if Kevivin pitchehe, you'd d put yourur mouth o on. AlAll right,t, that's s it. You're g grounded d for life. Which wawas also a a fat dadad . [lauaughs] OkOkay, all l right, w we've ma. I've gotot an ideaea. KeKevin is a a baker,, and d he adoptpts
12 chihild. The tititle writites itsele. Yeahah, and ththe taglinines "He's gogot muffinin to lose" Okayay, wow, a all rigight, this is s too goodod for Keve. We have e to writete this no. You knowow why he'e's a bake? BeBecause hehe kneadsds the d. [laughghs] I lovove this p po. I meanan show.w. Peter, m my arm isis almostst gone nonow. OhOh, God, w what are e we gon? Okay, , come on,n, everyone. ItIt's time e to go toto cityl fofor the trtree lighthtin. AnAnd Meg's s in the n nativity as the V
Virgin MaMary. Wait a m minute. The nanativity p play. KeKevin, I g got an n idea, and itit's my bebest idea since I I put hockckey ice in thehe kitchen. -[timer r dings] -Yay, , waffles. Mine. . Hockey h house. EvEveryone, , change o of pl. This y year we'r're gonna a do t on thehe usual s story of the K King of K Kings,, wiwith the " "King of f Quee" Kevivin Jamemes. Peter,r, this isisn't gonnnna . Surere it willwill. The dodoctd you neneed live e audiencece la. The coconceit isis he's a sing
ngle dad w with a a ba. [lauaughs] Thehe conceptptin may be i immaculatate, but ththe diaperer sure isis. -[-[booing]] -Getet off thehe stage. Networork TV is s stupid.. Why y does Jererry Stillller e suchch a big c chest?? Peter, m my leg.g. Come on,n, guys, network k TV isn't't stupid. It-It't's... It't's like t the . Sure, , the plotot doesn'tt makeke sensese if you t think abobout it.. The e characteters are a a lie overer the top. Bothth tell ththe same t tired s agagain and d again.n. No o
one ever r seems to leaearn theirir lesson. AnAnd neitheher ever o offes an aututhentic fememale point ofof view.w. Oh, ifif I can a add to thth- Not now,w, Lois, I I'm talkik. BuBut the popoint is, , network. it makeses you feeeel good. And whenen the resest of lie isis so exhahausting a and h, isn't t that allll that's s imp? Peter,r, my otheher leg!g! [soft lalaughter]] Yes.s. Kevin, , keep goioin. That wenent well. [lauaughter]r] WeWell, therere's the e str of Bethlethlehem,, whicich is one
ne more ststarn I'm m giving t this inn n on . [lououd laughthter] Oh, ththat's so o funny.y. I use Yelp. Do youou thinknk Ben Stitiller't willll pop outut like hihis d? I just w want to k know what to o expect. See, isnsn't this s fun? Everyonene laughining togethr at t the same e simple t th, instead d of allll of us on ourur individidual devivis wawatching d depressining, cocomplicateted bull c cra? We need d Kevin JaJames, anand we neeeed networork T. ♪ Joy to t the worldld ♪ ♪ The Lordrd is
comeme ♪ ♪ Let eartrth receivive her Kingng... ♪ Peteter, my lilimbs. They're e coming b back. And d that's n not all. . Lo! ItIt's old s sitcom ststar. Theyey're comiming out of the c cornfield. It's's Jenna E Elfman.n. To Tony Danza. AnAnd, uh... Traylolor Howardrd, frfrom Two GuGuys and a a Gi. Yeahah, you'rere not a s st. You shououldn't bebe in t the cornfnfield.. But I wawas also i in ththe later r seasons s of M. I see. -[-[screamining] -[splat] NoNow your l list of c creds includeses C
astlele. Hi, I'I'm Les MoMoonves ChCh. And d I'm hididing behinind mymy wife's s name now. Kevivin, I'm l looking f for mymy own telelevision n comeb, anand enoughgh power t that n sesexually h harass dodoctors . -Andnd I'm anynyone elsese. -I-I'll go w with you. And d to thinknk I was about t to kiss s you. KeKevin, letet's go mamake a s. I cacan't belilieve itit. I'm m gonna bebe on TV a aga. I'I'm going g back to o Holly. [allll gasp]p] [g[gasps] He's a a Christmtmas miracac. Can I plplease h
avave my T TV back n now? YeYes, Peterer, you cacan. YaYay! Kiss s me, Lois. And thinink about t our marrre while wewe're kissssing. Mm... ♪ OhOh, Barkleley, my BaBarkl♪ ♪ The otother dog g we had..♪ AnAnd that's's Baker'r's Doz. We'r're hopingng you sayay y. OrOr just roll wiwith it.t. [lauaughter]r] Greaeat pitch,h, guys.s. Thisis is exacactly the e kinf taglgline-driviven comededy -we'rere lookingng for. -Really? The onlyly problemem is wewe've alreready commmmittd to anonother proroject:: -B
ig W Wonder. -Thank y you, gentntlemen.. -What?t?! -H-He owns t the righthts toto the domomain nameme. That's a big deaeal in ourur wo. FiFine. We d don't neeeed y. We'll l take t this downwn thel to S Scott Rududin. [l[loud crash]

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