Ryan: Hey there, all
you Quahog aficionados. I'm Ryan Lewis. Noah: And I'm Noah bollow. And welcome back to another hilarious,
heartfelt, And slightly off the wall season of Family guy talk. Ryan: That's right, folks. We're diving headfirst into the gut
busting world of Family Guy once again. Noah: So buckle up because we're about
to embark on a rollercoaster ride of pop culture references, outrageous humor, and
maybe even a thoughtful insight or two. Ryan: So whether you're a Quahog
veteran or
a giddy newbie, get ready to laugh, ponder, and reminisce as we
kick off Season 2 of Family Guy Talk. Hello, everybody, and welcome
back to the very beginning of Season two of family guy Talk. I'm Ryan Lewis. Noah: And i'm Noah Bollow i'm so
happy to be back finally back talking about this incredible show , what
a long break it's been since we've Ryan: Can't believe it's
already been a year. Noah: already been a year at this point. Ryan: That's crazy. Noah: But it really has felt
like no time ha
s passed at all. Virtually maybe a matter of weeks. But in reality, it's been
much longer than that. Ryan: That's just because we're
all getting older and time is going by so much faster. Noah: Why do you think that is? Why do you think that The older
we get, the faster time feels. Ryan: Because the older you
get, the faster you are. See, that's why you don't see
anybody that's 120 years old, is because they're as fast as flash. ' Noah: cause they're flat. Yeah. Ryan: can't keep, Noah: Yeah. Rya
n: You keep up, you
can't keep up with them. They're too fast. Noah: That makes sense. I haven't seen my grandma
in probably 15 years. Ryan: How old is she now? Noah: Oh, she's gotta be like 95. Yeah. Ryan: Okay. She's probably like pretty fast, Noah: Yeah. Yeah. Ryan: I don't know about
Flash fast yet, but, Noah: Probably not. Yeah. But definitely faster than me. Ryan: Yeah, for sure, definitely. Definitely. Noah: Ryan, how are you doing man? How are you holding up? What's new? Ryan: I'm holdi
ng. Good. Noah: Oh Ryan: I'm holding up pretty well, life
just keeps moving so fast I can't keep up, Noah: It's the same way for me. Why do you think that is? Ryan: I couldn't tell you, Noah: Alright, fair. Guys, we're back dude. Season 2 of Family Guy Talk. Ryan: yeah, we established that, Noah: I just wanted to reemphasize it
'cause I feel like it's a Oh, okay. Feel like it's a pretty big deal. Ryan: Since it's season two,
we got to say everything twice, Noah: That is true. And since it is se
ason two,
we do gotta say everything. So in this episode of Family
Guy we have a crazy episode. There's riches for. Peter, there's Lois and there,
there might even be a bit of sex on TV too, which is crazy. Yeah, no, I definitely Ryan: There's too much of
that, and violence in movies. Noah: I know, dude, luckily there's
not a whole lot of violence here. But there actually. Is a whole scene that we'll get
into later that is pretty violent. Ryan: Starting the season
off with pretty big episode.
You can already tell just from
the beginning of this episode that the budgets are higher. The production value is higher. They're really putting every
dollar to good use in this episode. Noah: Which is great., obviously just
a matter of one year ago, we were thinking that, oh, there's no way
that the show is going to get renewed. There's this huge strike going on. And then when they did decide to
renew it and more than double the. The episode count, I was like, okay, it's
gonna, it's gonna go d
own the crapper. They're just gonna be overworked,
underpaid and the quality of the product's gonna reflect that. Ryan: They've been bringing their all. Noah: yeah, literally the
opposite has happened. It looks better, it sounds better it, Ryan: tastes better. Noah: better. Yeah, they've improved on
just about every front. And Ryan: And back. Noah: And back. What's interesting about this episode,
which we'll get into more, but it almost mirrors the pilot, in a sense. The concept of this episode
is
that Lois rich aunt passes away and leaves a house in the Griffin's
name, in Lois name specifically. So we have this mirror to the
pilot where if you remember Peter Ryan: I don't. I don't. Noah: Peter just falls
upon a large sum of money. And so it's almost like we're re exploring
how the Griffins act when they get a large, substantial amount of wealth. Ryan: Yeah, really comments on the current
state of classism in the United states, between the lower middle and upper class, Noah: Yeah. Ryan
: and how that affects everyone. Noah: it's really interesting to
see how the Griffins were acting as a part of the working class. But as they take the shift into the
bourgeoisie into the capitalist class how that changes their brains fundamentally. And we'll get into that more. Ryan: So the episode is called
Peter Peter Caviar Eater. Which, I was a little disappointed
that we never really saw him eat caviar in the episode. Noah: Yeah. Ryan: but, it does kinda,
foreshadow the wealth that the fam
ily is gonna suddenly come into. because, Wealthy people, they love their fish eggs. Noah: Yeah, one thing that's crazy to note
is just how expensive caviar actually is. That kind of makes up for the fact
that they didn't show him eating caviar, but just the fact that
they included that into the title. How much meaning... That truly has, because right
now, caviar is about 90 an ounce. Ryan: Mm, Yeah. Noah: 90 a ounce. Ryan: That's why I only afford
the Kirkland brand caviar. I have to buy it in
bulk. Get a discount on it. It's been sitting out for a
bit, too, because, because Noah: It's, like Ryan: warehouse, but. But, how else am I su I
have a very refined palate. Noah: You have the Ryan: and... Caviar, and, baha Blast. Noah: That's Ryan: it. Yeah, it's like Boba Fett. Noah: Boba Fett. Ryan: But enough about him. Let's get into the episode. Noah: So this episode starts
out with Stewie, he's trying to eat some dogs, somme hot dogs. And he's just demanding that
Lois chops up the dogs fo
r Ryan: him you Like the food hot dogs. Not, like a, Not like a dog. Noah: Not like not like Brian. Not like Brian. Not that I'm saying that. No, I'm not saying Brian's hot. No. Ryan: Sounded like were... Yeah, no move on, move on. We'll Noah: okay. Ryan: Talk about it later. Noah: Okay. Basically Peter, no. Megan and Christopher,
, both the kids they Ryan: Oh, Meg and, Chris? Noah: Yeah. They come in and they're complaining
that they have to share a room while, Lois's aunt is in town. And then
Lois is like, yo, keep it
on the low, because she actually didn't tell Peter that her aunt's
visiting for a while, which is crazy. Why keep secrets? What does she have to hide? Ryan: Yeah. It's pretty interesting to
see Peter's reaction to it. I don't see why everyone's so upset
about the her aunt coming to visit. It's not like she's going to
take up a whole lot of space. Noah: like Ryan: why would she need her own room? if she's an Noah: aunt? Yeah. All she needs is a pile dirt on
the kitchen
floor, and she's good. Ryan: That's a little disrespectful. Noah: Yeah. I'm sorry I took that too far. Ryan: Yeah. Noah: So Peter actually overhears that
the aunt is coming and he bursts in the room and he's like, what is going on? And Los tells him, and clearly there's
some bad blood between Peter and the ant. We actually get this flashback Ryan: We get to see how Peter and
Lois actually meet for the first time. Their flashbacks are really, I
think, are going to be incorporated a lot more into
this season. To explore the depth more of these people. But yeah, we see that Lois Ever
since she was a kid, just fully entrenched into high society. Her father and her mother were
just both extremely wealthy. Her whole entire family, really. And they're always spending all
their free time at the fancy schmancy country clubs and whatnot. Always partying it And so lois is at the country
club pool one day with her aunt. And she goes to get another towel. From the towel boy at the Country
Club, an
d it turns out the Towel Boy is none other than Peter
Griffin, but young Peter griffin so young peter and young lois meet
for the first time, and you can just tell instantly that there was
just, they made a connection there, it was just love at first sight Noah: there was Ryan: something there, they were destined to be together forever, Noah: Mhmm. Ryan: it just clicked, Noah: Yeah, Really kind of cool
to see what a love at first sight type spark looks like. Ryan: yeah I've never had that. Noah:
No, I know. No, I know you haven't. I have, like, all the time. But it's mostly it's mostly like the other
person loving at first sight with me. It's just like I have
so many, ones to choose. So it's I never do. Ryan: yeah, can't keep those cougars away. Noah: I can't. Yeah it's all people
like 50 and above for me. Speaking of where's your mom at? Ryan: She's like in town right now. She said she's gonna go walking. Noah: Oh, Ryan: It's a nice day outside, yeah. Noah: Good for her. Good for her.
So we actually cut back and we're seeing
we're back to present day and It's the day that the aunt is coming to visit,
and everybody's gathered around to greet the aunt, she's about to walk in. Peter opens the door,
and something happens. Ryan: Yeah she's just like standing there,
and then suddenly she's not standing there, by which I mean she just falls. Head first into the floor, just
totally face faceplants, dies on impact, like she was there for two
seconds and just dead, if she knew she was
going to collapse like that,
that's like really inconveniencing the rest of the family there. Noah: Okay, this might be kind of out
there, but literally in the scene, two scenes before this, before the flashback,
we learned that Peter hates this ant. Now this might be a stretch, but do
you think there's any chance that Peter might have had something to
do with this ant's untimely death? Ryan: I don't want to like point
fingers or anything, but I think. And, it's definitely a possibility. It's
never really explored
how she died in the episode. But, this could be a little
thread that's gonna be waiting to be picked up future episodes. Yeah, at the beginning of the episode
we heard how much Peter hates ants. It came out at the same time as A Bug's
Life, and people really liked it at the time, but it just hasn't, it just hasn't
aged well Ant, with Woody Allen, he said he didn't like Ant, which I mean,
I agree with him, it's definitely aged poorly, it had an all star cast, and very
timely
humor at the time, and I guess, it used to be funny, but now it's just
ugh, I'd much rather watch A Bug's life. Plus the Bugs Life doesn't
have Woody allen it. It does have, Kevin Spacey is in
a Bugs Life though, so no matter what, you're gonna get someone bad. But Kevin Spacey's not in a Bugs Life
as much as Woody Allen's in Ants. I think it's, a bit better. Noah: What do these old ass
movies have to do with this brand new episode of television? Ryan: Peter said he didn't like ants. Noah: Oka
y. Ryan: was like, oh, the ants are
coming over, and Peter's I hate ants. Noah: But you're saying
he hates Woody Allen? Ryan: Yeah, on top of, I'm assuming,
he never specifically said Woody Allen's name, but he just hates ants. And then he also hates lois's ant. Noah: Oh, okay. Ryan: I thought it was
like an all encompassing Noah: thing Okay. Okay. Okay. Ryan: So anyway, Quahog's in
the middle of a heat wave Noah: um, No way. This is a new season. but did they have AC though? Ryan: Yeah, they
hadAC, so it was fine. We suddenly are transported
to Lois's aunt's funeral, Noah: Tell me about the
last funeral you went to. Ryan: I think it was
Woody Allen's funeral, Noah: actually. He's not Ryan: dead or anything,
but his career sure was. No, he's awful, though. He's awful. Noah: Doesn't he still
have a pretty good career?. Isn't Ryan: he Maybe . I don't know. I don't watch any of his movies. Noah: Awful day though. Maybe, I don't. Go and get educated. Educate yourself and then come back.
Ryan: He made ants. I think that's enough I want
to know about Woody allen. Noah: Fair. Okay. Yeah Ryan: but yeah, so we're at the
funeral, everyone's pretty sad, pretty upset for some reason. Yeah, it didn't really look that... Fancy or anything. It was definitely fancy because
she was like rich, she had a nice, but I just didn't, it
there wasn't really any pizzazz. Noah: Yeah, there's a difference
between fancy and elegant. And I think that's what I was missing. Ryan: that's not what
I'd wan
t for my funeral. Noah: Yeah, I guess , we
should air this out right now. You have some requests for me. At your funeral, on, on the
chance that you die first. Ryan: I have a few things. Noah: air it out so I don't
get yelled at by your parents next week when this happens. Ryan: when I die. Noah: When I have to
do all these requests. Ryan: Okay, this is just
a small list I have going. If I die before Noah I have down here,
Noah's gonna dress up as the Joker. Preferably Heath Ledger Joker,
and he
's gonna , deliver my eulogy, but in the Joker voice. And also Jokerize the speech. But he has to like fully commit though
I think Joaquin Phoenix Joker would be funny too, but preferably Heath Ledger
Joker, because that's like the Joker some other things I want I have a list of band
members I want to perform at my funeral for the music, for the piano, I want Mac
Tonight but if Mactonite's not available, then I want Grimace to do an instrument. I'd like a, I'd like a skeleton there,
and he play
s his ribs like a xylophone. Yeah, my skeleton's gonna leap
out of my body, and I'm gonna play my ribs like a xylophone. And then... someone's gonna play a French horn. But the French horn makes... French noises. Yeah, that's basically it. blows out a French horn and
goes, Ha ha ha ha but they make it sound good, like a song. Noah: it sounds good, like a song. Ryan: That's all I have right now. I'm trying to think of other things though. So if anyone has any suggestions about what I what should
have my funeral. Noah: Did I have any stipulations
for you at my funeral? Ryan: Don't think so. It's probably gonna going
be something stupid though. Mine's all serious. Noah: though. No, no, no, no, Ryan: no, no, no, no, no, no. If you die before me, what
do you want at your funeral? Tch. That's a lot of people. You're gonna have to pay
for all those people. Noah: That's no problem. I'll be rich before I die. Ryan: Yeah, but you're
gonna be dead though. And real dollars don't
translate into gho
st dollars. Noah: That's your theory? I'm sure Ryan: No, that's, That's, what happens. Noah: what Where's your evidence? Where's your peer reviewed research paper? Ryan: I thought ghost economics
was pretty com Did you not take the class in high school? They tell you to prepare
for this kind of thing. Noah: kind of thing. I Ryan: See, that's why it's important
to start building your 401k and retirement plan now, because sometimes
they translate into ghost money. Anyway So you just want a lot
of
people at your funeral? That's it? Noah: That's the only thing I need. Just you Ryan: This Noah: in front of a bunch of people. Ryan: I'm gonna tell everyone to show
up naked, but then you're gonna be fully clothed, and we're gonna laugh at you. Noah: Okay, that's kinda fucked up. you want me to, you want me to
tell everybody at your funeral to dress up as the Joker, and then
you're the only one not jokered up? Ryan: Yeah, that'd
actually be pretty funny. Noah: That would actually be pretty fu
nny. Oh my god. Ryan: I would laugh. Noah: What was that? You're gonna say? no, no. You just, You just sucked it out. Ryan: No, what were you,
what were you just gonna say? No, no, no, no, no, no, No, it sounded
like you were saying something else. You definitely said C O and then paused
and then switched into something else. Noah: I listen, you're gonna be dead, so Ryan: Okay, Noah: stop Ryan: moving on from this. So Lois' great aunt is dead
great, aunt is dead, dead. And, while we're there wi
th the Griffins
at the funeral it is made known that, Lois aunt had left Lois
some stuff in her will. So Peter's like super excited, cause, the
aunt is like , pretty loaded with dough. She got the do si do. So Lois and Peter meet with this guy
to find out what what they get from her aunt, and it turns out that she
left Lois her summer house, which is actually like this huge mansion
worth like millions and millions and millions of dollars, like this
humongous exquisite, beautiful piece of archit
ecture that they can now call home. Noah: It's not worth
hundreds of millions, though. Ryan: no, Noah: it's, it's not. Ryan: Yeah it's not. Peter decides to move the whole
family into this summer home and he actually sells their own house. So they can fully move into this Noah: this place. That's so crazy. Ryan: Lois is pretty, pretty Noah: upset about it. Why would Peter do this
without telling her? That's a huge decision to make. Also, selling all the
stuff inside their home? Because they didn
't get a
moving truck to move everything. All their Ryan: they didn't Noah: at their other house. Ryan: Yeah, I guess if they
need more stuff, they can just sell stuff from this house. They got all the space
now, they got all the room. Noah: that is true. That is true. But yeah, so they're in this big
house, and, first off, they are greeted by this group of butlers
and other servants and whatnot. And, God, I just, I have to give props to
the team behind Family Guy because they do this musical nu
mber which lasts for,
what four and a half minutes or something? Ryan: Yeah, it's probably the
longest musical number I've ever Noah: seen Ryan: in my life. Yeah, yeah, the choreography,
the singing, everyone involved just gave their 110%, honestly. I don't s I don't I'm gonna
be very surprised if we ever see see Family guy top this. Noah: to us. I'm Ryan: just stop watching watching show. Noah: It was really high production value. It really felt like I was just sitting
back watching a musical,
like on Broadway, like a Broadway musical on Broadway. Ryan: Yeah. Noah: And man, they kill it. It's all about how these servants
will basically do everything for them. They are there to serve this family. And it's just, it's incredible. But at the end of the song,
there's actually pretty stark revelation that's it. That's all they are there to do
is the song, and the great aunt only gave them enough money to pay
them up until the song is over. But Peter can't have that, can He Ryan: no, he can
't. He decides. He decides he's going to pay all of
the servants and staff to stay there. He's going to pay for it out of pocket
with with his money that they do not have. you know, Noah: sense. Ryan: Lois is just about to have
a stroke when she finds that out. She's already starting to worry
that, The upper class life is going to change her family, and as we can
already tell with Peter it's starting to, things were already in motion. So yeah then we just see how the
Griffins kind of integrate t
hemselves into the top 1% of, rhode island. Noah: Just pretty crazy. What happens next? Ryan: so Peter, Noah: bar there, dude. Ryan: yeah, they do have an indoor,
they have like indoor everything there. Noah: when Ryan: Indoor beds. Noah: Yeah. Ryan: Indoor bathrooms. Noah: They even have an indoor couch Ryan: A ceiling. Noah: I think they only
had a couple of those. So not as Ryan: Yeah. Yeah. that was a pretty open air environment. Yeah Brian just loves that bar though. He's he's drunk like h
alf this episode. I think this guy has a drinking problem. Noah: No... Brian? Ryan: Yeah, I think he has a drinking
problem because I've met quite a few dogs in my day and Only about a quarter of
them have as big of a drinking problem as Noah: life been with drinking
problems, Brian does. Yeah. He is partying. No longer does he have to hop
over to get a drink around. Really though. Remember how I would say Ryan: hmm, but like Noah: time? Ryan: Yeah, I do. I mean, I do. Noah: do. He did say it. H
e did say that, though. Ryan: He did say that. He did say that, though. He did say that. Yeah, but whenever Brian's not
getting totally blasted throughout the episode, he's actually helping Peter, Get , better integrated within
the country clubs and rich people gatherings. Because peter's kind of just
embarrassing himself and his family whenever they go out to fancy
restaurants to try and impress people. So Brian actually forces Peter to
watch Frasier for hours on end. And suddenly Peter become
s the
fanciest guy this side of the world. Noah: Yeah. Frazier even fancy? Is Frazier fancy? Ryan: Compared to what else
was on network TV in the 90s, Noah: yeah, Ryan: frazier was was fancy. Noah: So on a scale from say friends, Ryan: Yeah. Noah: To Peaky Blinders. Where does Frasier fall? Ryan: Probably closer to Friends, because
the cast of Friends is actually very rich, both in the world of the series, and
also in real life outside of the series Noah: That's true. How do they afford those b
ig ass
apartments in the middle of New York City? Ryan: yeah, and they're making
a million dollars an episode. At least. Noah: that's crazy. Could you imagine? Ryan: Yeah. And then Blinders are are like dirt
poor and living like a hundred years ago. So they automatically lose. Noah: But I mean, They sound fancy. Ryan: I guess. They must have been doing
alright for themselves. That one guy made the atomic bomb. Noah: true. Can't believe they... Had a Britt make that. Ryan: Yep. I can't even trus
t them
to make a good breakfast. Why do you trust them with
the fate of the world? You mean I have to eat
beans in the morning? And toast? Noah: Whoa. Ryan: I swear. Noah: Couldn't be me. I live in America. Ryan: Yep. Noah: I eat nothing but McDonald's. And Jimmy Dean breakfast sausages. Ryan: Amen. Noah: Alright, Ryan: So yeah, Lois aunt died. Noah: They built the atomic Bomb. Ryan: Built the atomic bomb. So yeah Peter's now fully, is
fully integrated into high society. He's got the fancy suit
. He's got the coat tails. He's got the cane. He's got the monocle. He's got the mustache. He's got the top hat. Noah: it's crazy. One thing that you didn't
actually mention is that. In order to help this change within Peter,
Brian actually, while watching Frasier, he puts him through shock therapy. Ryan: oh, yeah, I forgot Noah: So in a way it's this
adverse type treatment for Peter that literally rewires his brain. So that anytime he thinks
about anything else other than fancy Frasier, he gets
shocked. Ryan: Which funny Enough he's like even
fancier than they were in Frasier now. He's like Noah: Only marginally, I'd say. Ryan: he makes Frasier
look like Family guy now Noah: Yeah. Now that Peter has gone on this
transformation it's almost illustrating this point that there's a physical
change in brain chemistry when people amass a certain amount of
wealth, he's more thinking about all the shit that doesn't even matter. And it's really interesting to see
this illustrated in such a obvi
ous way. Because when people... In the real world, a mass, massive wealth
it's a little bit more subtle than that, but there is still that brain chemistry
change that I think that Peter illustrates really well through this, and it's scary. That's our Peter! Ryan: Kind of made me think of parasite Noah: that It's been so
long since I've seen that. It's really Ryan: You should, it's really good. See, when Peter watches Parasite,
he's gotten so fancy, he watches the black and white cut. With commen
tary. And it's the Criterion version. Noah: Come on. Ryan: On 4K. You don't even watch it on
a TV, he has a projector. Noah: Yeah, Peter through all this has
just become a pretentious film bro. Now he's a piece of shit and Ryan: Well, No , A film
bro wouldn't be rich. That's like a contradictory Noah: You think so? Well then what do you Ryan: there. Noah: What do you call like,
a Quentin Tarantino type? I would say the Quentin Tarantino. Ryan: But he's like a filmmaker. He's like actually a film
maker though. Like he made it. Like he hit the Noah: Okay, Ryan: When I think, when I hear
the term film bro, I think of Noah: Yourself? Ryan: Yeah. I'm so awful. Noah: That's so awful. Ryan: No, I think of the wannabe. Film people who think they're hot stuff,
they think they, are all talking the talk, but haven't really walked the walk. so we're like that in a way. Just not that awful. Everyone else sucks, but we're good. Noah: It is true. Ryan: Yeah. Noah: So Peter's brain is rotten at this
p
oint and they they go to an auction where they're auctioning off these high
value high dollar, really low value items for way more than you would even guess. And. Essentially, they bring out this
vase, this yellow piece of shit. And they begin the auction on it. And basically the guy, a couple
guys down from Peter starts bidding on this, starting at 40
grand, then up to 50 and what not. And Peter, in his... Money hungry brain rot feels the
need to compete with this guy, .
They keep going back an
d forth,
each going up 10 grand a pop, up until , the other guy, hits 100k. And then, we think, I
thought that was the end. I thought Peter looked like,
okay, dang, he hit 100k. Ryan: That was a lot. was a lot of Noah: That's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. And then Peter gets this look in his eye
and I'm thinking, Oh my gosh, he's going to do something crazy, pop it to a million
dollars, . But what happens instead, Ryan? What happens? Ryan: Peter is like, yeah, I'll
take it for a hundre
d million Noah: hundred million dollars. Ryan: million dollars. That's like a lot of money. That's like more than
I have on me right now. Noah: Really? Ryan: Yeah. Noah: This guy's poor. Ryan: Yep. Noah: even fathom would be
going through his brain. Ryan: Not that he's, he's he's just
thinking about the fame and the fortune. He doesn't care , about all
the money he's spending. But here's the thing, he thinks he can
just spend all this money because he lives in a fancy house now, but he don't
got
the funds to back up his lifestyle. Noah: Nope. He's living out of his means. Literally. It's just so hard for somebody
like me to relate to because. I come from this middle class household
and I'm a part of the working class. Obviously you come from generational
wealth you are, live in a mansion you are kind of part of the one percent
and I don't really respect you. Ryan: Yeah, my great
grandfather invented the horse. And we've just been profiteering off that for like centuries. Noah: Yeah,
he was a piece of shit. Can't believe he would do that. Ryan: Yep. Noah: But basically like
Peter's kind of screw now. 'cause everybody's telling on, dude,
we don't, like , Brian and Lois are telling we don't got a hundred thousand, Ryan: You Noah: a hundred million. I do mean a hundred million. See, it's so hard to grasp
and wrap my head around. And basically the guy comes to
collect the money and Peter's like, how about you just take the house? Look at how historical it is. Look at the, he pu
ts a hole
in the wall and says that's where the stock market crashed. Like how disconnected from reality can you be? Ryan: I thought that's I believed him. I did believe him. Noah: Everybody knows that the hole where
the stock market crashed was in New York Ryan: Yeah. Noah: on stock market street. Ryan: Yeah. If Peter was just so poor, , he
should've just bought some GameStop stock then. It worked for those other people. Noah: He should join a hedge fund. Ryan: He doesn't have to buy hedges. H
e just has to buy some stock. Noah: That's funny. Okay, so basically the guy who came
to collect the money was saying this house is not worth this much. It is not a historical home. You still owe this money, pal. And we're gonna get it. We are going to get it. Peter is freaking out at this point. He's like, um, what do I do? And just by sheer luck, him and
Lois are talking and he backs into a button that opens a secret door. And, guess what's in
this secret door, guess. Ryan: If I had to guess,
I'd say probably
a box of photographs that contains several prominent American figures
such as Abraham Lincoln, Robert e. Lee, and Ulysses s. Grant doing doing sex stuff. Noah: That's close. But really what it was a box
of photos of famous American history people doing sex stuff. Ryan: Yeah, so it turns out
that the home was actually a brothel when it was first built. Noah: who'd have guessed? Ryan: yeah, and it became a hotspot
for all the bigwigs to come and get their freak on, in a way. So it
turns out that this place
actually has historical value and is a national landmark the pride of America. Yeah. Because of this, he's able to sell
the manor, and then also use the photographs to sell the tabloids to get
the money to buy their old house back. Noah: Yep. Ryan: It's pretty crazy. Noah: Super crazy. Ryan: They really lucked
out there in the end. Noah: Literally crazy luck. Which kind of goes to show that's
the majority of what all this wealth inequality is based on. It's based on a
lot of luck
and a lot of exploitation. Ryan: hmm. Mm hmm. Noah: Uh, I don't, I don't know. That's, Ryan: Keep going! Noah: Because the 1% only got to where
they are because of the crazy slim chances that they had to get there as
well as the taking advantage of the massive lower class and amassing all this
wealth, stealing the labor from millions upon millions of people, or in this darn... stealing the Virginities of millions of U. S. presidents Ryan: Yep. Noah: and etc. Ryan: Yeah, in the end,
Peter realizes
that he doesn't have to be rich, nor should he care about what Lois
family thinks about him, since they made their money off of prostitution. Noah: Yeah. So Ryan: so Noah: so cool. Ryan: yeah he gets the
last laugh at the end, and, Noah: I don't remember him laughing. Ryan: Yeah, it was implied. Noah: An implied laughter? Ryan: Yeah, so that was
the end of the episode. End of episode one of season two. Noah: What are our thoughts? What do we think Ryan: I thought it was a nice,
s
imple way to start the season. Not too heavy of an episode. Just kinda contains all the fun,
wacky shenanigans we expect. Each week to week from family Guy. It was fun seeing the Griffins
kinda out of their element. Faced with new challenges and stuff, and
I like to think this season everyone will start growing and changing even more. Peter will learn how to be an
even even better of a person. Noah: I couldn't have
said it better myself. Ryan: Why don't you try, though? Noah: Okay. I think that
this was a great way to see
the Griffins in a really new environment with a very new set of challenges Ryan: You already you botched it already. Noah: Okay. I am Ryan: No, you, no, you no, that was a
good try, that was a good try, though. Just y and, it's fine. It's whatever. Noah: I'm the worst. Ryan: Yeah. So yeah we're back. Everybody. This is season two family Guy Talk. Man, I can't believe we got a
full , 20 more episodes ahead of Noah: 20 more episodes, guys,
you can expect more laughs, mo
re gags, more family guys talks. . Ryan: and here's a hot scoop for you too. Straight from the. The family guy talk people. We're going to be doing something,
we're going to be trying something a little bit different this season. Did you know that? Did you know that? We're going to be, Noah: do Ryan: we're going to be, we're going
to be doing something pretty different. Let me tell you what we're Noah: Tell me. Ryan: going to do. There's going to be up ahead,
but we're going to be... Get this.
Just hold your horses there, Slick. Let me say this. We're gonna be having some future episodes
where we have some very special guests on Noah: Huh? Ryan: to co host with us. Noah: Wait, you mean like Gary Gennetti? Who? Ryan: Who? Noah: Like Jeff Meyers? Ryan: I don't know who
of these people are. No. We're going to be having some family
Guy fans on who might even be even bigger fans of family Guy than we are. And we're going to have them
on and they're going to, dissect the episode with us. N
oah: Here's what this is all about guys. This is a platform to build a community
of like minded family guy lovers who love and respect this show beyond
belief, more than their own family. , follow us. at Family Guide Talk on Instagram
and Facebook and some other places? Ryan: We don't really do Twitter anymore. Noah: not really Twitter. You could follow my Instagram and
Threads 'cause I'd be posting on there. But Follow us on TikTok. Ryan: Mm hmm. Noah: some fire TikToks this week. Ryan: I am. E
very hour on the hour, you
should expect something. Noah: Every Friday. Every Friday he's gonna
have a new hilarious video. Ready to go. You already got some ideas, right? Ryan: I'll probably have
something with Frankenstein. Noah: Oh my gosh. Yeah guys, that does it for
this episode of Family Guy Talk, leave a like, review us, please. We had that bad review last season from
somebody who just didn't really get it. And is bringing our rating down. Ryan: I don't think they'll
be much of a problem
anymore. Noah: Yeah, we took care of them. Ryan: We just told them that if
you don't like it, then don't listen to it, and they stopped. They don't listen to us anymore. And remember remember to do it. Noah: it. Ryan: that's why I meant don't forget. Noah: you can Ryan: You're welcome. Yeah, you can laugh if you want. Noah: now. Yeah, we got the, we got the merch. Yeah, we, Ryan: We got the... merch. Noah: the... Ryan: Yeah, we, yeah, got the, Noah: Oh, we're obviously, we're doing
video now if
you would rather look at our faces while we talk check out our
YouTube page, which should be up and running by the time that you see Yeah? Ryan: Yeah, Noah: Great. Sign us off, Ryan. Do your famous catchphrase. Ryan: I'm Ryan Lewis, Noah: I'm Noah Bollow. Ryan: and this is family guy Talk. This was family Guy Talk. Next, next week will
also be family Guy talk. Noah: Probably. Probably. See ya!
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