>>> MORNING, PILOTS, THIS IS THE
SQUAD LEADER, WE'RE ABOUT 20 MINUTES FROM JOINING UP WITH
THE SOUTH KOREAN SQUADRON. SINCE WE WERE FROM DIFFERENT
BASES, GO AHEAD AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF, SQUAD.
I'M WILD CARD. >> SIDEWINDER.
>> VIPER. >> CLOWN PENIS.
>> PILOT, GOT A LITTLE STATIC, YOU MIND REPEATING THAT CALL
SIGN AGAIN? >> SURE, CLOWN PENIS.
CLOWN LIKE THE CIRCUS, PENIS LIKE YOUR PENIS.
LOVELY DAY TO FLY, HUH, BOYS? >> THAT NAME AGAIN?
>>> YES, I AM SAYING CLOUD PENIS.
>> A CALL SIGN IS VERY SER
IOUS. WHEN AN ENEMY SEES ME ON HIS
TAIL, I WANT HIM TO FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD FEEL IF A
CLOWN SHOWED YOU HIS PENIS. CONFUSED, UNSETTLED, AND VERY,
VERY SCARED. REST ASSURED, IF YOU SEE A CLOWN
PENIS, ME OR AN ACTUAL CLOWN'S PENIS, THIS JUST AIN'T YOUR DAY.
SO HONOLULU, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SAYING CLOWN PENIS NOW?
>> STILL WEIRD, OVER AND OUT. >> YEAH, I HAVE HEARD WORSE CALL
SIGNS. I FLEW WITH A PILOT IN ACADEMY
NAMED MR. KICKASS.
>> MIGHT WANT TO CHANGE THAT TO MR. CORNYASS.
>> GUYS, LET'
S WATCH OUR LANGUAGE OVER THE COMMS, PLEASE.
WE'RE IN THE AIRFORCE, NOT THE SEVENTH GRADE.
CLOWN PENIS, OUT. >> COPY THAT, OKAY.
LET'S SWITCH UP TO STEALTH FORMATION, CONFIRM NEW POSITION,
OVER. >> RIGHT WING HIGH.
>> LEFT WING LOW. >> UNINTENTIONALLY UPSIDE DOWN.
DON'T KNOW HOW I DID THIS. BUT IT'S HAPPENING.
>> CLOWN PENIS, DO YOU NEED SOME HELP CORRECTING THAT INVERT?
OVER. ALL GOOD NOW.
JUST A LITTLE OLD NINE SECONDS OF SHEER ABJECT TERROR.
THAT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, FELLAS, SINCERELY YOUR PAL
, CLOWN PENIS.
>> OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO RUN A PURSUIT DRILL HERE.
INCREASE SPEED AND CLIMB TO 50,000 FEET.
OVER. >> YOU HEARD HER BOYS, ENGAGE
THOSE AFTERBURNERS. >> THEY'RE WORTH THAT PRICE TAG.
>> SIDEWINDER TO WILD CARD, I DON'T SEE CLOWN PENIS IN
FORMATION. OVER.
>> COPY THAT, CLOWN PENIS, WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT POSITION?
>> HARD TO TELL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WHERE SPACE STARTS.
I MAY HAVE TO FALL OUT OF THIS DRILL, BOYS.
IT MAY TAKE A WHILE TO FIX. IN FACT, I JUST SAW A SATELLITE,
AND THERE GO TH
E ARMS -- I'M DEFINITELY IN SPACE, FELLAS.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, CAN'T GET WORSE THAN THIS.
>> RODGER THAT CLOWN PENIS, WE'LL ALERT GROUND OF YOUR
SITUATION. >> NEVERMIND, GUYS, IT GOT
WORSE.
Comments
His reason for the name is actually fair enough 😂😂😂
How the hell does Will keep a straight face in this one?
I love that Will is straight up wearing a jacket like a WWII pilot while the others have standard jet pilot gear lol!
I’ve been a fighter pilot for 8 years, and I can tell you this is 100% accurate
Will Ferrell had the most realistic callsign out of the bunch. Only the truly badass get awarded cool callsigns by their squadron mates.
2:02 totally missed an opportunity to say "we're in the Air Force, not the Swear Force." I'll be awaiting your call, Lorne.
Will Ferrell's ability to stay absolutely serious is an amazing comedic trait. He can stay serious in the situations where everyone else would be breaking character. LOL.
Love Will Farrell keeping a straight face, hilarious 😂
I thought she was going to say, "Cox Out."
"Im Wild Card" "Sidewinder" "Viper" "Clooooown Penis" And Im On The Floor Dying
Anything Will Ferrell touches is gold.
“A pilot’s callsign is very serious” Examples of actual call signs. “Piggy”, “Nofox” Given, a woman called “Nuts”... they are literally all jokes!
1:58 ‘Watch your language, We are in the Air Force not the Navy’ -missed opportunity
I feel bad for the poor intern who was (probably) tasked with the job of getting a custom made fighter pilot jacket with the words "Clown Penis" on it.
Will Ferrell, even after all these years, still is able to steal the show!😄
I’d like to know the names that were considered and rejected
lol when they cut to Will upside down I couldn’t stop laughing. This whole episode was awesome, every skit had Will and Chris Stapleton killed it.
When I saw Cecily's name tag said "Cox" I was waiting for the joke about it... it never came.
This is the first SNL sketch I've ever seen. When Will said that first line, I knew I would love this show.
I loved his reasoning thought it made sense