Full Episode 04 | 500000000 years button | It's Anime［Multi-Subs］

Tonio pondered. Luckily, he had plenty of time to do so. He used his tooth as a pen and thought nonstop. I am Enlightened Day in and day out. 10 years...100 years...10,000 years... He unraveled the mysteries of the Orient. I scientifically figured out what "chi" is! He found his tanden and figured out how Quigong worked. Chakra and prana in yoga, too! They're similar to Quigong. This life energy is also a wave! Not only the quanta made of string, but also the objects made of them emit synthetic

waves. Human waves also harmonize with each other. Songs are air waves. Prayers are waves of the mind. The law of attraction is also based on waves. I understand it now! All existence is a result of waves. In pursuit of truth, he developed his own advanced natural science, physics, and biology. Making mistakes time and again, he created a more precise form each time. 20 million years later... 20 million years later In a realm of ideas and theories far beyond the wisdom of mankind, he pursued the

truth. After 123,169,949 years... 123,169,949 years he understood the universe, and achieved enlightenment. And for 376,830,351 years... 376,830,351 years he was one with space. Tonio's consciousness dissolved and vanished. It was as if a man made of salt entered the ocean and melted away. Then... the 500 millionth year arrived. 500 millionth year What seemed like an eternity... the lengthy span of 500 million years... It's finally coming to an end. The time has come. When I go back to my world

, my role may just be to lead all humanity to evolve using the enlightened knowledge I have. He will return... to the real world. His memories... Memories erased have been erased. Tonio! You got one million yen! Wow! One million yen! So lucky! How was it? Nothing happened. I just pushed the button. I know. Maybe it's broken? You don't remember the 500 million years. Doc! Can I try it again? Go ahead. One million yen in an instant is such a breeze! There! Three million yen. Memories erased. Memor

ies erased This is such an easy job! One million in an instant! Can't say no! Give it to me, too! - Huh? Why should I? - But you just pushed it! - It's my turn now! - Touch me there, I'll finish you! No need to fight. There's no limit. Give it to Tonio. There's no limit? Do as you please. Then I'm gonna multi-tap! The 500000000 years button 16 round-trip course... 500000000 years button 16 round trip course begins Starts now! To be continued... 500000000 years button Sota Sugahara's Flash Fictio

n 500000000 years button. Sota Sugahara's Flash Fiction. Everyone! Attention please! Have you been paradigm-shifting? It's time for our special corner, unrelated to the main story! The main story seemed to continue after pushing the button. I guess next week will start with 16 pushes. A sinking feeling's coming over me, now. So, what are we doing here today? I want to try doing an infomercial. An infomercial? Dr. Inoue's Ultra Shopping! Dr. Inoue's Ultra Shopping This program offers products inv

ented by the genius scientist, Dr. Inoue! Hello! It's time for Ultra Shopping. Your presenters are the ever-energetic lover of all things tools, Tonio, and the semi-hypothermic, apathetic Suneko. Sometimes you get tired of standing all day, right? Yes, standing too long makes your legs tired. We have just the right product for you. - Here it is. - What is it? Today, what we're presenting to you... is this!! 500000000 years button 500000000 years button! 500000000 years button? When you're tired,

just rotate this sideways, place your butt on top, and voila! - You can sit on it! - Wow! That's not all! This 500000000 years button has new features! New features There's more? Sometimes you want to write on paper but aren't comfortable, right? Of course. But if you place the paper on top of this 500000000 years button... Amazing! You can sit in a position that is comfortable to write! Sit in a comfortable writing position! No way! Furthermore! New features have been added! Use it as a pillow

... As a pillow... That's not comfortable! As a cutting board... As a cutting board... It's too thick! As a bookmark... As a bookmark... It's too thick! Just for looking at... Just for ornamental purposes... This corner is great! Too niche! As a soccer ball if you try hard! As a soccer ball... It won't roll! Also... As a counselor... As a counselor... Just feel it. As a band member... As a band member... Drum, vocal, guitar, bass, 500000000 years button What genre would that be?! As a team capta

in... As a team captain... What happened?! As a foster parent... As a foster parent... Get real! So, how much is it? This 500000000 years button... For this time only, it's just one million yen! Just 1,000,000 yen! So expensive! And during our campaign period, if you push the button, During the campaign one million yen comes out! 1,000,000 yen comes out when you push the button! I knew that already. Call us at @@@-@@@@. You can make your purchase on the web as well. This is totally a copy of Net

Miracle Shopping! Dr. Inoue's Ultra Shopping is a fake program. Please don't call, we don't sell these buttons. 500000000 years button Sota Sugahara's Flash Fiction 500000000 years button. Now, it's time for the one-line gags! Let's take a look at the video! What the...? - What's going on here? - I can't process this. A person wearing a round thingy is...running. This is hard. I got it. Wow, Jaimi, that was fast! Oh, no! It's a manhole thief! Genius! - So that thing was a manhole. - I see it! -

He's collecting them. - He is. - Yup. - And showing it off. He's wearing it like a costume. He looks happy. He's like, "Yay!" Doing it for fun. He absolutely is. Alright. I'll go next. A walking Roomba, now on sale! Amazing! Why are you two so good at this? Crap, I'm drawing a complete blank. - How about it? - Suneko? I'll try. Still got nothing though. I'm so scared. Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Wait, wait. - What? - You ok? - Terrible! - Do your best! Suneko is not doing well. What, again? One more time

! Wait, noooo!!! Don't goooo!!! Ahhhhhh!!! I'm being pulled!! Please! Forgive me! Have mercy! - Pulled? - It's never-ending. One more time! - One more time. - For real? Ahhh! I'm being pulled by a magnet! - A magnet! - That's what it was. I beg you for mercy, please. Suneko is at her limit...What, again?! No way, I can't do it! One more time! Um, let's see, what... My stomach is cold! No more! Let me go! Doing great today, Suneko! Release me! Open the studio door now! We can use all of them. I w

anna get out! Don't use them! Shall we finish? - Yeah. - I agree. Suneko can't take it. I wanna go home. Thanks for watching! Goodbye! Suneko was having a breakdown there. And don't go breaking the fourth wall by saying stuff like 'studio'. It won't match the animation. See you next week! Next Episode A new development starts in the next episode! Next episode, Five Pushes. "500000000 Years Button 16 Pushes" "and Unko-chan." We have two parts next time. Don't miss it! Next Episode: 500000000 Year

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