Yay! We're at the hot spring! We're so lucky it's empty! We have it to ourselves. The Sauna Way The truth is, because I'm five, I can enter the women's bath. This special time is my secret pleasure. Suneko, were your boobs always this big? Are you trying to
have a dig at me, Jaimi? You have a better figure. Well, you're not wrong there. Geez! Hahaha. Tonio! What are you looking at? Suneko's are definitely bigger. Ahn?! You want me to rip you a new one? Tonio, can you help me wash my back? Say no
more! Right away! Hey! Your body isn't a sponge, okay? It's so warm! I've been touring with my band,
so this feels so good. Count to 100 before you get out. Whoa! Hey! Stop touching my boobs! Huh? Where's the milk? It won't come out yet, Tonio. I've been wondering. Why don't you two have
a weenie like me? Oh, right, you don't know
about that kinda stuff, yet. He's just five after all. Could you show me how it looks? Hey, enough or you're dead meat. Huh? Please! Acting cute won't help you. Hey!
Don't dive! Wait! Did he pass out
from a lack of oxygen? Hey! Are you okay? Have you heard of "The Sauna Way?" The Sauna Way The Sauna Way? What's that? It's a manga by Katsuki Tanaka. It introduces the ultimate way
to enter a sauna, mixing sauna, cold and open-air baths. Sauna, Cold bath,
Open-air bath Contrast bathing Repeating this cycle
improves blood circulation. Wow! As you relax, ideas start to flow. Finally, in the open-air bath, you reach an "attuned" meditative state. "Attuned" Katsuki
says this state
is similar to Nirvana, Nirvana Buddishm's final goal. Nirvana?! Really?! What's that? I wanna try it! First, to the sauna! It's so hot... Especially these upper seats. They're first class. Peek and I'll end you, Tonio. Nnngh. I don't care about Nirvana anymore. I just want to get out! The cold bath will feel like an oasis. Just a little more. That's six minutes! Let's move on! Next, to the cold bath! Eeek! This is not an oasis,
it's a freezing hell! Getting in all at once feels
better. Huff! Huh? No way! It doesn't feel
that cold anymore. Your body gains a thermal coating. Thermal coating Let's go to the open-air bath. Open-air bath time! Gosh, it was so cold. What do we do here? Usually, we'd sit in
sauna relaxation chairs. Sauna relaxation chairs But since it's just us, let's lay on the floor. Here we go. Will something really happen? Huh? What?! In that instant, it kind of hit me. My head is spinning around! What's going on?!
My mind is going blank. Why do I see the
ceiling moving? This is it! It's here! We're getting attuned! Getting attuned! Attuned! Ah... I can't think of anything bad! Just living feels amazing. I feel so positive. Like everything feels so simple. This is Nirvana. I'm so happy! This is true happiness. If only we could stay like this forever. Happiness, huh? I wonder what happiness is. With your grades, looks, and popularity,
what can you complain about? In this competitive society there's always someone better. Comparing can't make you
happy. What are you saying? Aren't you getting into a
prestigious university? Even if you look happy to others,
it must come from you. No matter what others may say, if you feel happy then
that's true happiness. You must feel happy in
Kant's phenomenal world. That means happiness is
inside each of us, right? We can become happy on our own. What other people think is irrelevant. Say somone loves saunas
and feels happy when using them. If they bath a lot and
feel a lot of happiness, and are satisf
ied with
their life before dying, we could say they had a happy life. This is happiness. Phew. The way home from
the sauna is also great! The breeze feels so nice
against my skin! Oh! Look at the sunset! Huh? Was the sunset always this pretty? The orange light on the walls is so pretty that it feels unreal! Look at the clouds! Their shapes and details
are breathtaking! They're like a flowing 3D layer. I've never noticed that before. I feel like I could
gaze at them forever. This is so nice. 5000
00000 Years Button! The "Let's Think Seriously What Happens
After Death" World Conference. This educational show, aired
worldwide in multiple languages, is on everyone's lips. What happens after we die? Say, Doc! All humans die someday, right? No one living today will remain on Earth
in 200 years, right? That's scary. Right. But as of now, no one really knows
what happens after we die. Hmm. But what on earth is supposed
to happen after we die? That's a hard question. Each religion has its own be
liefs. Each religion? Shall we review the existing concepts? Let's start with Christianity. Life after death Omniscient Father Almighty Yahweh Carrying all our sins Jesus Christ Love is everything there is Love your neighbor as yourself Love is everything there is Love your neighbor as yourself In Christianity God made everything in a week We descend from Adam and Eve Your soul is judged upon death Good deeds are the key For a place in His Kingdom Days filled with love and peace Eternal life wi
th Jesus Christ If you sin during your life Murder, lies, theft, and sex Hell's sulfur and lakes of fire Will be your place forever Frightening eternity Unescapable eternity Frightening eternity Unescapable eternity Reincarnation is not a thing You get one chance at life In the Final Judgement You get eternal heaven or hell Religion:
Christianity God:
Monotheistic (Divine trinity) Heaven and Hell:
Yes Reincarnation:
None Theme:
Fight between angels and demons Position in heaven:
Resident Precedi
ng religions:
Judaism and Zoroastrianism Branches:
Catholic, Protestant, etc. Life after Death In Buddhism You die and go To the Sanzu River Enma judges you Sending you to hell or paradise Erase your desires Achieve Nirvana Reach paradise For different sins There are different hells Scorching and freezing hells The Children's limbo The soul reincarnates
for us to grow, and then We are reborn Bad deeds come back at you Pile up many good ones To get a better next-life Live and die on repeat Until
Karma you beat Break the reincarnation loop Ultimately escaping the cycle Reincarnation is soul training Salvation is graduating Empty selflessness Emancipating Nirvana Return to God In the end, we become Buddha Buddha We become Buddha Buddha Religion: Buddhism God: The universe
(present in everything) Heaven and Hell: Yes Reincarnation: Yes Theme: Erasing earthly desires Position in heaven:
God itself (Buddha) Preceding religions:
Brahmanism and Zoroastrianism Branches: Japanese Buddhism,
Earl
y Buddhism, etc. Life after Death For Modern Science The brain dictates all Die, it stops, and you're gone You're gone No thoughts, no ego You just disappear Your mind fades into an eternal void Empty void Astral projections and ghosts Godly visions or the Styx Are just brain bugs Paralysis of the temporal lobe A meditating Tibetian monk Diving deep in his mind Connecting with the universe Achieving Nirvana When they did an MRI * From Andrew Newberg's
"Why God Won't Go Away" The association cor
tices processing Somatic and spatial
perception were paralyzed Association cortices Remain in people's hearts Leave behind memories and progeny And all the wealth you worked for But when your brain dies Your self is lost Into the void Nietzche Thus spoke Nietzche There's no God No good or bad things No heaven or hell No fate in this world No meaning Only human ego Individual will Will to power Desire, fulfillment,
power expansion "Eternal Return" spins
The overman Only energy gets recycled Nurtu
re the soil becoming manure Grow a tree, then feed a bird Going around, the Earth's cycle Going around, the Earth's cycle A spinning Eternal return Religion: Modern Science God: None Heaven and Hell: None Reincarnation: None Theme: None Position in heaven: None Preceding religions: None Branches: Many To be continued... 500000000 Years Button Huh? Improv one-line gags. Gotta fill up some time again, right? Let's take a look at the video. Huh? What? Who's that? A church? - Yaaay.
- Oh... *Just an
old man in a costume I see. What's this? Who thought of this? What's going on? Me! Me! Sure, sure. I've got one. Here I go. Action, please. Who are you talking to? Hehehe. Where's the video? Just you wait, Judas. You'll taste my uppercut! They have some beef. I see. And he couldn't let it go. I can feel pent-up stress. He likes uppercuts. A chin destroyer. He wanted to do it. I've come up with one. Go ahead, Doc. Video, please. Smell this old man's Old Spice! That's good! You've got a knack for
this. Is it okay to name the brand? It should be fine. It's okay, don't worry. Yeah. Guess I'm next. Okay... All of you, to death row! So mean! Scary. Awful. I mean, he's a god. That was too casual! It's God's judgment. You can't go against him. I'm sure God judges us like this. Oh my. He was so cheerful. A happy god. Next episode. Next Episode The 500000000 Years Button's
solution is revealed! Ten Pushes. "The 500000000 Years Button's solution!" "This World Was All Fake." Next Episode:
The 500
00000 Years Button's Solution
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