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"Parade Command Vehicle" Chinese Military Academy R.O.C. 98 Graduation and Military Parade Parade Commander Student Troops Reported by Intern Brigade Commander Sun An-Bang Number of students enrolled 1,237 Parade begins Please examine the troops Parade begins March begins "Fraternity, Devotion, Sincerity" Formation for listening Ready. Go Majestic Mighty Serious Upright Quiet Strong Accurate Quick Calm Patient Alert Brave One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two

, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four One, two, three, four Halt "Chengkung Hill" Magnificence Majestic Serious Upright Quiet "Chengkung Hill" Bus to Chengkung Hill has left What should we do now? Let's take.. Excuse me the train Where is it? Over there. Come on Hurry up So many people.. Excuse me.. Come on.. "Quick Service" Excuse me.. He is staring. Don't cut in line If we don't, we won't be able to make it Let's do it Hurry up..

Sir, I've been in line for a while Sorry, we're going to serve our country I apologize to you on behalf of The R.O.C. Armed Forces Come on, it's too late Excuse me.. Excuse me.. Come on, let's go. It's too late Excuse me.. Sorry for cutting in line It's okay. I made it here anyway That's not the T-shirt you were wearing Oh that T-shirt Coffee spilled on it I'm sorry.. I was in a hurry and didn't apologize But what a coincidence! Are you going on a trip? Why else would you bring your clothes? No,

I'm going to Chengkung Hill - Chengkung Hill? - Chengkung Hill? Then we're batchmates, right? He's our batchmate Come on.. Turn around Bo, you sit besides the window I wanna chat with our batchmate Hello, batchmate Hello.. I'm Yang Hai-Sheng He is my best friend, Lin Bo-Wen Hello Hi Hello.. everyone My name is Yu Shan-Ren You are enlisted into the army Aren't you nervous? Nervous? Why should we be nervous? It's easy to do the service now There are many lazy soldiers In case you might faint duri

ng training Ambulances are standing by You can doze off on sentry duty If too hot when sleeping There is air conditioning If it's so cold that make you sneeze Squad leader will tuck you in How considerate I think that will happen after assigning to company Because I've heard Squad leader in training center is annoyed So what? I don't care Being a leader is not a big deal I was a class leader in elementary school Don't be nervous I know many senior officers Corporal, Sergeant, Lieutenant I know m

any of them with stars If the squad leader is annoyed I'll make a phone call then he'll feel a lot of pain Annoyed? I don't care If he want to play tricks He will get into trouble Please remember my face Take care of me when you meet me No problem.. I'll watch your back We're batchmates Shredded squid or beef jerky? Excuse me Do you need anything? This one Thank you Thank you Batchmate, pay for me Thank you - Thank you - Thank you You're welcome Looks like you're hungry Very hungry Don't worry,

later in the training center I'm sure you'll be stuffed Not just stuffed But stuffed to burst your stomach Training center now served five dishes, one soup Desserts, fruits And ice cream "Name brand" "Name brand" Majestic Mighty Serious Upright Quiet Strong Accurate Hurry up Quick - Don't procrastinate - Calm Patient - Keep up.. - Alert Brave One, two Majestic One, two Mighty One, two - Hurry up.. - Serious Sit down How dare you squat and not sit down? Sit tight! You're not civilians anymore Be

smart Put your bags on left hand side Which side is the left? Can't you distinguish? Hurry up! Now open the kraft paper bag Take out basic information of new recruits First, take a look at training unit Fill in 904th Brigade, 1st Battalion, 1st Company Bo, look at the one in front of you He seems stupid Wearing suit to enlist You, stand up The one behind you I'm calling you Hurry up.. What are you laughing at? Squade Leader I'm laughing at him for wearing a suit to enlist Looks like he's on a bl

ind date Stop laughing You sit down Thank you, sir I mean the one in the suit sit down You stand Do you have calluses in your ears? Or can't you understand what I'm saying? Sit down Thank you, sir Everybody put the recruit information in kraft paper bags Pass it to the front Next, please take out everything in your luggage Any contraband that not allowed to be here Including your lighter Cameras Pornography We will keep these items for you What are those? Why did you bring so many condoms? Sir,

it's for the barrel You're using this for the barrel? Sir I've watched the movie Desert Storm They all use this to cover the barrel to avoid sand blown to the barrel Quiet Good, you've made some research But there's no sand at Chengkung Hill Sit down Why is your cigarette okay? Well, I don't know You're here to sell cigarettes? How about Whisbih and betel nut? No, sir These cigarettes are all for the officers If you want Whisbih or betel nut I can get those too You can get those, huh? Give me th

e bag Open it Give it to me Any more? No No? If I find out you have more You'll be banned from smoking until training finish So thick, you brought 100K to enlist? Someone gave you really good advices Do you have any more? Why taking off your clothes? You didn't just get some good advices Even great advices from the expert, huh? Tear it off! Tear it Get up and tear it for me! Everyone, last chance to use your cell phone Whether to call home or call your girlfriend Please take your time Action Fin

ally done Be gentle - I'll call you when I have time - "The number you dial.." - Bye bye - "..is not responding," Okay.. I'll see you on holiday - "Please leave a message" Can't you reach to her? Tian Xing didn't answer - Probably busy, just call again later - "The number you dial is not.." Everyone's ready for haircut Stand up Turn right at my command March in two lines turn left and backwards Forward March Kid, it's done Go use the baby powder You won't take a shower until tonight Okay, go use

the baby powder Help each other Kid, why are you grinning? Happy to be a soilder Then you should sign a longer contract - Wait.. - I do want to sign - That's right - Wait.. Wait a minute, I.. I have to pee It will be super fast It's better to cut before coming That looks painful Okay, go use the baby powder Why using so much powder? - Next - Sun is too strong Use it as sun screen Come on, here.. You're right Okay Where to wash my head? You can't wash it now Wash it during the shower at night Go

use the baby powder Okay, that's it Okay, next one I'll wait for you Auntie, do you have a mirror? May I borrow it? Why you need a mirror? I want to memorize my hairstyle I spent NT$2,000 on this Thank you Sister, don't cut too short, okay? If you're afraid, then don't come here It looks like West Line I'll also make a high speed rail line One more lilne, this is a union station That's it Sister - What? - Can I borrow the mirror again? You're handsome. No need Come on, please Here you go Okay,

thanks.. Ice cream My batchmate It turns out you are the squad leader Please take care of me No problem Five dishes and one soup And dessert and fruit after the meal I assure you will be stuffed If you're cold when you sleep I will get up and tuck you in Do you like what I just said? Of course.. In your dream Don't care officers? Officers are annoyed? There are many officers here I'm the most annoyed and terrible one Let's see if you care or not Laughing? Stand still What are you waiting? Want m

e to apply powder for you? No Then leave Thank you, sir Has the top graduate arrived yet? You mean the new Platoon leader? He's here Top graduate of the Army Academy Volunteered to Chengkung Hill Is there any problem for him? He looks no problem But maybe out of his mind We have our own problem What is it? Two new recruits missing Serious Upright Quiet Strong One, two.. Count off Majestic One, two Mighty One, two Serious One, two Upright One, two Quiet One, two Strong One, two Accurate One, two

Quick One, two Calm One, two Patient One, two Alert "The Road to Success" Lai Hu Lai Hu Lai Hu Lai Hu Lai Hu, go Lai Hu, are you okay? Are you guys okay? How did you drive? Driving so fast outside the camp You almost bump into him Do you aware of this? Why did you run on the road? Are you blind? Sergeant These two are new recruits No wonder running so fast You want to AWOL? Majestic One, two.. Mighty One, two Serious One, two Upright Soilders seem greats There are female soldiers Still want to A

WOL? No.. If such a beautiful sergeant is in the same company with us That will be great I'm your company sergeant It's our lucky day Come on Stop crying You look better with bald All right, put some powder on Thanks Okay.. That's enough.. Why so much? Your face More for you Stop dawdling! You're late and still dawdling Stop laughing Majestic One, two Mighty One, two Serious One, two Upright Hello Sergeant Quiet Strong One, two Accurate Stop strolling! Quick One, two Calm One, two Patient I thin

k we're not lucky but into trouble Brave Hurry up One, two What? You're going to medical check not war So slow Hurry up! One after the other Squad Leader Yu Yes Hello Sergeant Take these two to medical check Yes, ma'am Follow me Green Number Orange I said the number It's not red, is it? What number? Five Eight Color Three Color! Green "Loyalty" Bo, look Isn't it magnificent? Are we monks or soldiers? Amitabha How tall? One.. one fifty.. Come up 155 Turn around Straighten your back 162 Batchmate

I think squad leader is not easygoing Must find a way to discharge Or our lives will be difficult Is there a way? Show you later Did you hear that? Did you hear that? You have to be a soilder even you didn't heat it You have to be a soilder even you didn't heat it Yes, I live in Tainan Have you started yet, sir? Yes Have you heard? Yes, it's from here Did you hear it? Yes, it's very loud Thank you.. It's very clear, this side Is this okay? Yes.. You don't line up... Hold both arms up Stretch pal

ms and then grip Raise both hands up Squat down Everyone stand up Now pull down your pants Turn around Put your clothes on Stand still Don't move! Stand still! That's not how it's done Help me with the clothes Hurry up... How do you fold the sleeves? Squad Leader showed us many times Any problem for your ears? Fold it for me please Let's me help you It's easier to wear after you fold it Thank you, sir Bro, help me to fix it Done You've got it wrong, that is mine Is that okay? Okay I'm screwed Is

this made in China? It's okay, here for you Thank you... NT$50 a piece It's NT$200 outside I bought them this morning for backup 10 bucks a piece, I'll sell you for 20 I have a dozen I'll give you a discount, come on How do you fold the clothes? I'll sell you cheaper Fold them up, then what? Then what? If you don't know, ask the leader Even the Commander can teach you Sir I'm Platoon Leader Sun An-Bang Please come in Hello Commander Please sit down Thank you, Commander Are you all settled in? Y

es, I am That was quick Sit down Have you met all other cadres in the company Not yet. Today is recruits day Everyone is very busy Yes, they are When you have time I'll ask someone to show you around Get acquainted with the area Thanks, Commander. I already did Chengkung Hill It's much bigger than I thought And the atmosphere here It's much better than the academy Of course, this is a training center The academy is the cradle of the elite By the way You're one of the top ten graduates Didn't all

of you apply to West Point? You are the number one graduate Why choose to come here? It's hard to train recruits I want to serve my country I also hope to train more talented soldiers You can still join us after West Point I've heard many Seniors didn't adapt well here after coming back from West Point So they choose to retire It's a great loss to the country So you think it's better to stay for more contribution? Yes, that's why I chose training center I hope I can train recruits But you misse

d a great opportunity when you gave up to study abroad If I can make some changes for the army by doing this I would gain more It's good to have ideals Few young people are like you Thank you, Commander Commander If there's no more thing, may I fall in? Sure If you have any problems, come to me Yes, sir Don't tuck in, do like me The belt... So unlucky Met annoyed squad leader on the train It's really bad It's all your fault, you love to brag Said "I'll take care of you" We are screwed now Screwe

d? Don't know who's screwed yet.. - Hello, Leader Yu - Hello, Leader Yu Keep moving Did I ask you to move? No, sir Start action Why did you wear waist belt so high? Le...Leader Because my le... legs look longer Three to seven Golden ratio Three... Three to Seven Golden ratio When we fall in later No need for the S belt, take it down Everyone move faster Three seconds Two seconds One second Stop Don't move! Position yourself in front of the bed After at ease at ease Move quickly Go away Go... Are

you ready? This side is yours Go away Ye Da-Tong Yes Ye Da-Tong Yes You are Ye Da-Tong? Yes What are you doing up there? In front of the bed Come down Stand still Here is in front of the bed, understand? Understand Everyone listen to me From now on if squad leader doesn't ask you to do Don't do it Later you will have three minutes I'll check your clothes and housekeeping after three minutes After at ease, start action At ease Help me with it.. Brother, I can not fold, help me Spread out... Thre

e minutes left We can still make it Are you making egg rolls? Keep your action Listen to the squad leader You came into the army Besides building up a strong body And the most important thing - is to listen and remember carefully - Which side should we place toothbrush? The right side Right side, good - This way - No, the left side So that you can complete the task assigned by the officers Now we are all in the same boat I hope you won't slack off Don't be lazy Only 37 days - in the training cen

ter - What are you doing? Guys Are you going to have a good time? Or are you going to be miserable? I hope that you think about it yourself Understand? Understand... If you have any questions You are welcome to come to me Hurry up, haven't dealed with the basin All right, I know Ten seconds to go Nine seconds Eight Seven Six Five Four Three Two Stop Get down Get down Who put my basin out? Are you blaming me now? Or do you think It will grow its own feet and run out Look back at your quilt I'll g

ive you three minutes You folded your quilt totaly different from others Look at your toiletries You're here to set up a stall? Pick it up Attention! Attention... Dont' move In the future, when the squad leader calls attention Everyone immediately stand still and repeat aloud Understand? Understand... Attention! Attention... Attention Attention... What the hell are you doing? After 30 seconds Everyone falls in on the assembly field Start moving after at ease At ease What are you waiting for? You

're waiting for me to lift you? Hurry up! Move faster! Go to the assembly field and form a speaking formation Ready, Front What are you two doing? Don't move! Again First line hands up Dress Right, Dress Ready, Front First line hands up Dress Right, Dress I am your company commander First, I would like to welcome you to the Chengkung Hill Training Center In the next 37 days You will receive a series of training to become a qualified soldier Here we emphasize on love education And humane manageme

nt So later on, all squad leaders Please at ease Will give you my cell phone number If you have any questions Please feel free to contact me any time Now company commander has three messages for you The first is safety Second, safety The third is still safety Finally, one more announcement We need a gun representative for the training ceremony in a few days There are already five candidates There are two of them in our company Those whose names will be called later Must perform well in the next

few days Not only an honor for the company It's also a personal honor to be selected Those whose names are called Please answer 031, Yang Hai-Sheng Yes 032, Luo Gang Yes Put your hands down In the next few days You two must perform well You can win the honor and benefits for the company Finally, company commander would like to welcome all of you once again to Chengkung Hill I hope you can Have a happy and enjoyable military life And discharge safely Over At ease Attention! Thank you, Commander D

ing At ease! Thank you, Commander Ding I don't care how long you'll be here As long as you're here, you're soldiers Soldiers should behave like soldiers For the rest of your lives If you're still so scatterbrained You will definitely be in trouble After we are dismissed Squad leaders Please stand at ease Pay attention to the etiquette of them And their housekeeping ability 18:00 Gather at the assembly filed for meals. Dismissed without salute after at ease At ease Batchmate I think the gun repre

sentatives of the 94th Brigade Should be me If there is no accident So confident? Because I can't find a rival That's because you don't know my name My name is Luo Gang I'm Yang Hai-Sheng Sir I'm the enlisted recruit, Yang Hai-Sheng Please come in Hello, platoon leader Hello, platoon leader Eye salute in the room Yes, sir Luo Gang, Yang Hai-Sheng It's a great honor to be the gun representative on training ceremony I hope you will do your best For the company and for yourselves In the next few da

ys I will ask for the squad leaders to train you movements of gun representative If you have any problems You can talk to the me at any time Understand? Yes, sir Then go back for the houskeeping now We'll fall in for dinner later Thank you, platoon leader Um.... Luo Gang stays Yang Hai-Sheng goes back first Yes, sir Have a seat Just now commander Ding announced the candidates of gun representative I thought you'd be there No matter what my postion is I hope You'll be the gun representative Hello

, sir Yang Hai-Sheng You've got your ass up in the hallway You want to tempt crime? No, I was just... I was training my back strength Not bad I likes the soldier who likes to do self-training Thank you, sir Give you a chance Go back to dorm with the training Go back I remember when I was in military school I was also a gun representative Do you still remember... To be or not to be a gun representative That's my business I don't need you to worry about that Can I go back to my dormitory now? Plat

oon Leader Sun Take the stuff and leave Get in position now! - Thank you - Don't pick Do you think here is all-you-can-eat restaurant? Come on, guys You can eat first if the seats are fully taken See? Six dishes with one soup Dessert and fruits Bravo! More eggs... Thank you... You're welcome - A little less... - This is OK, right? Very good... Thank you Thank you Is he sleeping? Close your eyes and pray Then you get more food Really? Really Close your eyes Start having dinner Ye Da-Tong , why di

d your chicken wings and chicken nuggets all gone before I spoke? Squad.. squad leader After praying... They're gone Pray? Wu Yong, you're hungry, aren't you? Why do you have two chicken wings? He got them after he prayed I asked you to come here for dinner You're here for hunting? Give him back Ye Da-Tong What's wrong with you? If you still have any problem I will ask you to take care of your chicken nuggets and your squid balls until discharge Eat Take it out Sergeant, nowadays Don't we pay at

tention to their etiquette for having meal in new training? Leader Sun Let's relax during mealtime Leader Sun, let's eat first ”Fulfill the mission of National Army" ”Carry out a democratic and constitutional government” Excuse me I didn't expect to hear such a beautiful melody in Chengkung Hill Things are unpredictable Even many old officers didn't expect to see female soldiers after more than ten years Many people play this song But it's not easy to play it well Did you take music courses in t

he R.O.C Military Academy? Graduated in first place in R.O.C Military Academy Volunteered to come to Chengkung Hill It's already caused a lot of commotion So you have become famous in Chengkung Hill even you haven't been here yet Political warfare officer I hoped that I can start from grassroots Also hope that I can bring some changes to the new training center After all, new training is a key period for incubating a soldier Things are all in hands of the people As long as you are determined The

re is nothing that can't be done Just like before I came here There was no piano here I'm Jin Bi-Ying Political warfare officer Hello I'm the new... Platoon Leader, Sun An-Bang Hello Who's the next handsome guy? Why are you brushing so fast? You've been brushing for a long time Why is there no foam in your mouth? You got foam in your sticky mouth Trying to screw me? You stupid head! You're the stupid head! He has a tattoo on his chest That must be a sticker A hundred dollars a piece It'll be gon

e once the it is flushed Bo, this room... Okay... You go first Excuse me How long does it take for you to take a shower - Everyone move faster - Hurry up... Five minutes to go Bo, let's shower together No! It's too late! No! Come on! Hurry up! Hurry up, it's time! Hurry up! Hurry up, five minutes left Sorry, it's too late Bo, let's shower together It's weird I can't rinse it off It seems to be real Tattoos are no big deal A good body is more realistic Look, like me Not only 65K2 Even if it's a P

atriot missile I still carry it on my back Sounds good The day I become gun representative I'll take the gun, you carry the missile We'll fight for our company Excuse me It's my turn Get out of the way! It's my turn! What's up? What are you doing? So annoyed Let's wash together... Back Let's wash together Can't you wait a bit? There's no time! Let go of me! Let go of me! Five minutes are up Why are you still inside? Nonsense Do you think you're taking a hot spring at a resort? Your soap! Squad l

eader ”Serving faithfully and winning battles" "The strong, powerful and fierce man” Serving faithfully and winning battles The strong, powerful and fierce.. And then? Yang Hai-Sheng You're going to be in big trouble I'm sorry What's that star? I don't know, sir What about that one? I don't know either You know nine planets well, don't you? Now you don't know anything Stop laughing Never mind Now you count them one by one for me When you have counted 100 stars Then you can go to bed Start counti

ng! One star Two stars Three... Leader Yu, the stars are gone Leader Yu, look.. Dark clouds cover the moon Darkness rises to the sky No wonder Li Bai said As the clouds can cover the sun The absence of stars makes people sad This is a sign before a big change That's right, Scholar Hai Then I think Just blow away this cloud in the sky Then you can count it slowly Doubt it? Blow it away Harder Don't say that I didn't take care of you You just blow harder here Until the sky is clear Then you can go

back to your dormitory Leader Yu today is the first day of lunar calendar There's no moon Not my problem, blow! You're fooling me! Hai-Sheng, what are you doing? Practicing for my lung capacity Idiot! Blow! ”Who do you want to talk to?” Your name is Shi Jun? That's right I'm Ye Da-Tong Hello You have a habit of keeping a diary? I used to do it when I was a kid too It's 9:10 p.m. The first day of the new training It's almost in a panic From a world of freedom to the army where obedience is param

ount To be honest It was even harder than I imagined I think everyone should be the same - Hi, nice to meet you - I'm not sure I can adapt to it yet Thank you Handsome guy How is it? Glad to know you Good, thank you. Batchmates Glad to know you.. Thank you Come on... The one on my right Is the young master soldier Lin Bo-Wen Although he is very tall But he always follows behind Yang Hai-Sheng He seems to be a bit weak The stars in the sky don't talk The difficult Shan-Ren looks like mother Shan-

Ren's eyes are so big Seeing... Muscle training isn't like an injection which is effective with one shot It needs to be practiced and accumulated every day This bed is too hard to sleep After the training tomorrow You will sleep like you're dead But before going to bed My grandmother will make milk for me You can ask the squad leader to make it for you We are here to be soldiers That's right Lose some weight Okay... One, two... Hai-Sheng is a outgoing person He gets to know everyone very quickly

But because of this He was targeted by the squad leader as soon as he came in Eleven, twelve Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen In comparison Although Luo Gang didn't talk much And he always had a cool face But he seems to be more reliable Both of them were elected to be the gun representative at the same time Although we don't know who will be chosen It seems that we can already smell A hint of gunpowder Thirty-three Who is it? Thirty-four Who is it? ”CEO Chiou Yu-Shen" "As you wish company” Excuse m

e You're the CEO It's nothing. A small company Let me tell you That white suit you wore is so tacky No way! It cost me NT$3,000 Come on, I can get it with NT$300 Listen If you need to buy from me in the future I'll give you a discount Batchmate price, 5% off My phone number is on it I don't want to get married I came here for avoiding from marriage No need This man seems to be insane Count off One Twelve Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Twelve How about eleven? You have been up all night

Because I care for this Attention Lin Bo-Wen Yes, sir! What are you doing? Leader Yu, washing my hair Washing hair? I told you to brush your teeth and wash your face You wash your hair? Did anyone put on a mask? It seems that Leader Sun is taking good care of you I think you're going to salute and send a gift to him to thanks for his care for you He's being sarcastic again Should we deal with him? No, we're here as soldiers Not gangsters What happened to the new platoon leader? So proud to grad

uate in first place in the R.O.C Military Academy? He's in charge of everything Then what's the need for us to be here? Just wait and see There will definitely be trouble 12 reps is just a piece of cake for Leader Yu when he was in the cadre training class Come on... Come on... Eleven... Go for it... Twelve... Leader Yu You still can have great ending posture when you're exhausted after the last one Leader Yu Have not trained for a long time, right? Your hands are shaking like this just because

of pull-up I don't Stop shaking! The sergeant is watching you Salute! Salute! Disobeying orders in the military can be sentenced to more than 10 years in prison Do you understand?