We'll move on. Food is a must at any event you throw. Now a helpful tip. Remove the skin and membrane of the animal
prior to serving his flesh. Yeah. You don't want a mouth full of
membrane. I've had it. And it's not. If you don't know, it's not prepared the
right way or whatever. It could be pretty insane. Sometimes it's nice to get a chicken nugget,
you know what I'm saying? Okay. Uh, get the word out about your event. Uh, 90% of people do not go to events that
they do not know about. Right? C
omparatively, only 26.2% of Americans
celebrate Bastille Day. Right. Let that sink. Let that sink in. Look Murray can't keep it together. I'm getting down with the music, man. There
you go. That's what Bastille Day is about. Getting jiggy with this Bastille shit. It's not Bastille. We might have picked up. The music is playing. Come on. Turtles. Turtles. Turtes. Oh, God. No amount of chanting will bring these
turtles back to life. Turtles. Turtles hatched in captivity are
100% safe from natural
predators. He smashed turtles. And each turtle lays up to a thousand eggs. You ruined it. So if we have 144 turtles here. You messed it up. We can have 144,000 turtles
in the future. It's mayhem. Oh, no, Q. This is my turtle, Myrtle. That's Myrtle. Let's name these baby turtles. This is dark man. This is really dark. Go for it kids. Just grab one. How would I be supposed to grab one if
they're on your face. No. Here's one. Here you go. Be careful. Don't break it. I actually, I don't trust you wi
th it. Let me hold it. All right. Actually, let me hold it. Because you drop that egg. These are very delicate. We said drop it, not throw it to the ground. Well, we cracked that punishment. Here you select the ball. Click to add a tittle? And then it just click to add a tittle or
click to add a sub tittle. And that's it. Oh yes. People love bigger titles, right? Should it be all caps or? Uh, that's up to you. It's your own style. That's okay. That's why I like a big healthy tittle. So yeah. And
then since this is your presentation,
then you're gonna add your name. Sal. When he points out things on the screen. Circle it with a marker. Like, you can put your major anything you
like. And then this, this here is the. What everyone's going to see. And then right
here in this area, here is where I'm gonna, uh. If my name is Sal. There you go. If I have, uh. I'm a student at pace. There you go. And then the date. Yes. Shake the screen like an etch a sketch
to make it go away. It goes away li
ke that? Uh, I don't know. My niece does it like that. Oh. Sal. Spit on the screen. Spit on. All right. Oh. Oh my God. There you go. There it is. Oh, that was crazy. Do you remember how to create a new slide? Yes. Okay. I can't wait to sell houses to rich a**holes. There you go. I can't wait to sell houses to rich a**holes. Are you just gonna take their money? I know. White. He's he's he's white. God bless. God bless. Yeah. I'll sell house to anybody. Subjects to avoid. Subjects you would never
bring up on the
phone while telemarketing. Of course. Crips. Don't bring up gang warfare. Oh, a lot of people make that mistake. And you don't want the Crips to find out that
you've been talking about them either. So that's even worse. It used to be three of us. Politics and religion. That's right below Crips. As almost as bad. Okay. Uh, methamphetamine. You'll know when you have a meth head on the
phone. They won't shut up. Call. Murray who's a meth addict? Right. Yeah. Okay. For instance, let'
s just I'll pretend to dial
you. Okay? Hello? Hello. Do you have meth? You want to change the topic. Because if I engage him in meth talk, we'd
be here all day talking about meth.
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