hey buddy are you okay you seem really tired yeah I'm fine I'm just trying to fix my sleep schedule trying to fix your sleep schedule you didn't sleep at all last night I know exactly I'm I'm fixing it how is not sleeping going to fix your already screwed up sleep schedule listen here's the thing I usually go to bed at around 4: in the morning correct yeah it's bad so you would think that in order to fix my sleep schedule I have to go to sleep a little bit earlier for about two weeks by about li
ke 30 minute intervals to fix things right yeah that sounds reasonable so rather than being reasonable as you have so eloquently stated instead I'm just going to stay awake until like 900 p.m. and then absolutely crash and die how is that supposed to fix your sleep schedule because rather than working my way backwards I'm just going all the way around the clock and then when I get to bed tonight I'll be fixed is this a normal thing you do every like 5 months or so yeah what time do you wake up u
sually probably like 700 a.m. what is wrong with you but you don't look okay oh yeah right let me [Music] just [Music] [Laughter] G [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] just went to Subway got a 6 in you know a 6 in not his dick you know I'm [ __ ] insecure why the [ __ ] do you tell everyone they don't need to [ __ ] know well good morning everyone thank you for joining us this morning wow what a [Music] night it's [Musi
c] a okay there we go that'll be 2459 will you be paying cash or Jesus Christ it's not working that's because I haven't pressed the button yet oh I was literally just in the middle of asking you Christ I still haven't pressed it Oh I thought you did did you see me press it oh also stop hitting the machine like it owes you money okay just tap it lightly okay okay so I'll just oh for the love of still not working look just wait until you actually see me push the button okay okay all right okay now
you can present your card oh actually I think I have cash oh you got to be [ __ ] come with me and you'll be in a industrial location cat dating cat T and some mening entertainment if you want a view pass a dice 35 lb should do it have a taste of O fluid want to call the cops I share you do it today's affirmation is I'm hot and I'm by making me mentally stable would have been unfair I am by and you know what that means I got twice as many options okay guys I did the m and apparently two times Z
they still zero [Music] me disrespect I don't no to me hey man are we going to talk about last night how did I sleep like again Sleepwalk you call that [ __ ] sleepwalking what I do you [ __ ] check me off I don't recall you don't recall call you don't recall [ __ ] storming in my room last night at 3:00 a.m. and freaking jerking my [ __ ] I was asleep you're not alarmed I've done crazier what have you done remember the Apollo 13 disaster yeah that was me off nightquil what don't worry about it
dude did you just pop a [ __ ] melatonin yeah I've not been sleeping well lately dude hey hey hey eyes open buddy eyes open okay what's the issue man was it not consensual that's not that's not relevant excuse you consent is always relevant oh yeah it was so you liked it no I hated it dude yeah I got [ __ ] jerked off dude of course I frecking liked it I'm confused okay okay okay yeah good boy don't make it weird well it is what it is yeah it is what it is and what it was what it [Music] was ba
r code's not working on this oh I I guess that must make them fre [Music] clean your room it's been 3 weeks dress like [ __ ] I'm high as [ __ ] on drugs all the time I got two [ __ ] boyfriends one of them I'm married to you got to [Music] guess it's not easy being the disappointment of the family but someone had to do it so here the [ __ ] I am I have life gray medium gray dark gray you do [ __ ] my bad I'm color blind you [Music] what I'm just going to say it everyone in Congress in the house
of reps over the age of 50 should be put down like dogs wow how to get put on a watch list in five [ __ ] seconds holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I mean yeah he was toxic but I still feel like I could change him you know like I see the you know there's a song that totally represents what you're going through oh what is [Music] it excuse me I need your help you need to kill me like abortion should be legal no absolutely not they should definitely be legal I wish I was aborted sometimes do I need caffeine to
survive probably not is this my third coffee today and it's only 11:00 shut the [ __ ] up bro check this out wait wait wait let me [Music] try cyborg how long until we can lunch oh about 5 minutes after you quit asking me [Music] that we're boys if you need a place to stay I got you we're boys if you don't have money for food I got you we're boys so sometimes I just get lost in your eyes um we're boys sometimes we just like games the [Music] games and I get what I want my name is my credit card
don't try to hate me because I am [Music] so most guys sketch why do you lowkey look like Mr Peanut dude you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] um how tight is your [ __ ] come on brother I'm not going to read these out loud anymore if they keep going like this can you bark for [Music] me it's the living running away it's the living I'm screaming you should be hearing your head at any given time is is [Laughter] zero uhoh darling what are you doing up so late go to bed only homosexuals are up this late hot blon
d bigool lipti virgin [ __ ] innoc the cheerleader who babysit at home I'm alone Strang calls on the phone lights go out you cut the line I'm the perfect sacrifice yeah okay here's the TST stold killer [ __ ] and I'll break your heart I'll make you sick and I'll rip you from [Music] Li but what if friend tasty but what if n just a little nibble nothing much then it fine then it okay nomed if her bedona D Jiggles when she walks I shall listen when she talks if her Bunda don't shake you know you'v
e made a mistake if she has a nice boom boom then you best believe that that's or then it's a good uh it's good for me to zoom zoom when talking to [Music] her
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