Gangs Of Wasseypur का Reunion | Nawazuddin Siddiqui | The Kapil Sharma Show 2 | Ep 299 | NEW FE

Friends, thank you for the love. 'Gangs of Wasseypur' star cast is here with us. I would like to invite all of them with a round of applause! Welcome to our show. [music playing] Nawazuddin was not here yesterday. We missed you. The rest of the star cast, music director, Sneha is also with us. Let's hear it for her. [cheering] Varun Grover, Aditya is here. Jameel Khan. Vineet, Zeishan Quadri, the writer of the film. We're going to have fun today. Welcome to our show for the first time. Such a hu

ge star cast. It took us two days to settle. [laughs] Nawaz, welcome! We've met after a while. Every dialogue of Nawaz's but the most popular one, "Faizal will avenge everyone's death.' Nawaz was leaner then. He was new. But he said it with such conviction that we believed that he would do it. Certainly. [music playing] Seriously, Nawaz. It's your talent that convinced people that you will take revenge and you did. Had anyone else said this, we would've asked them to first eat well have some alm

onds. We salute Nawaz's talent. [music playing] All the films that Nawaz and Anurag have done together, 'Black Friday', 'Raman Raghav 2.0', 'Gangs of Wasseypur', they all had tight budgets. [laughs] Nawaz, haven't you ever asked Anurag what makes him invite you to all his low-budget films? I avenge others. [laughs] How? [music playing] I worked in 'Kick'. - Yes. - It had a huge budget. I got paid well. I worked in 'Heropanti 2' which had a big budget. - Yes. - So, I make it work. You manage it s

omehow. I've heard another rumour about Nawaz. When someone delays his payment, he has lunch in their office. - [laughs] - That's how he makes it even. Is that true, Nawaz? It happened for a film. I won't eat lunch for every film. [laughs] Varun is an amazing song writer. He is also a stand-up comedian. He has written beautiful songs. He has been felicitated with the National Award for his work. [clapping] Anurag was telling me that the scene in which Rajkumar Rao chases Zeishan - and his pistol

gets jammed while trying to kill him. - Yes. Apparently, the song was not decided. Am I right? Neither the chase nor the song was decided. Zeishan. [laughs] Well, Zeishan has a lot of Salman Khan in him. - Okay. - He has a dialogue in the film. "A girl and a boy can never be friends." - Ah-ha. - On the first day of the shoot, Zeishan said the dialogue and I was wondering why it sounds so filmy. It was the first scene - where Faizal Khan slaps him. - Yes. It wasn't working out and taking time. I

whispered into Nawaz's ears and asked him to slap. Nawaz was puzzled. I asked him to hit for real. So, Zeishan got a real slap and his dialogue delivery became so natural. [laughs] [music playing] I understood the trick. Because he prepares a lot. He needs a last minute shock. - Okay. - The next day, before saying action, I was standing behind him and hit him on the back. He forgot everything that he prepared. And he acted well. - The third time. - Yes. We were shooting a scene when he goes to

Rajkumar's house and he points the gun, but there are no bullets so he runs and they know the route. He didn't want to get hit the third time I wasn't saying cut and the gun jammed. Everything that followed was natural. They ran, forgot the way, crossed each other and I saw a situation. - [chuckles] - Nobody can script it. The chase took place and then the song was made. - Wow! Amazing! - Wow! [music playing] There are few films in India, the latest one being 'Gangs of Wasseypur'. If someone wan

ts to become a film maker, watch it carefully, - and research the story behind it. - Absolutely. It's a university in itself. Wow, Anurag! Brilliant! [clapping] Sneha Khanwalkar is here. I would like to hear it for her. Sneha's specialty is that wherever the movie is based, she extracts the folk music. Some people were saying that she can check the ground and say how deep the water table is. [laughs] Jokes apart. I'm kidding. Look at the songs she makes. Whether it's the music of 'Oye Lucky Luck

y Oye', 'Gangs of Wasseypur' and her other works, her music is different. Your music was great. Your singers were so unique. We've never heard those voices, Sneha. Where did you find them? This was my brief to Anurag that I want different voices. All of them have extensively travelled in India and I haven't, so I made it a reason to enjoy and also find the voices that they desire. She reaches anywhere to find voices. There are many stories of her finding voices. Once, at night, my phone rings -

around 12:30. - Okay. We weren't working on 'Wasseypur'. I was thinking about 'Dev D.' Sneha calls me. She tells me that she's in a village in Haryana. - Okay. - I said okay. Everyone is drunk here. They're singing well. I want to record it. If you don't find me alive tomorrow, remember that I'm here and am sending you the details. [laughs] I was terrified. I asked her if this was a joke. She said she was just informing me. Because all of them were singing very well after having drinks. She want

ed to record that. This was after the film 'Oye Lucky Lucky Oye'. - Oh. - Yes. I was just amazed by her. If she's out searching for a song, she won't turn back unless she finds it. Sir, I search for the singer, not the song. Right, she searches for the singer, the voice. Brilliant. Wow. [applause] Zeishan sir here, he wrote 'Gangs of Wasseypur'. A round of applause for him. [cheers and applause] He's an amazing writer. You've seen him acting in the film. He's the one who shoots Nawaz at the end.

[laughing] Whenever I hear Zeishan's name, I don't why but I feel as if he must have the best quality of 'shilajit' with him. It feels like that. I mean... [laughter] These thoughts plague my mind sometimes. But also... Did you read my name on some wall on an ad? [laughing] Zeishan, the way you've written about the two gangs of Wasseypur, everyone is shooting guns, they throw around bombs like a paperboy throwing newspapers. Have you ever really experienced this, Zeishan? - Yes. - He's from Was

seypur. - I'm from Wasseypur. - Wow. You became a writer despite living there. Or else you never know. [laughing] Did you ever think of having a start-up, for collecting debts and ransoms? You just needed one gun to establish that business. But it's very good to see that you joined the arts. [cheers] Did you pitch that story to other people? Or did you already know that only Anurag Kashyap would've made this? Look, when I left my village, I worked at a call centre, and came straight to Bombay. S

o, I didn't know much about the industry. I didn't even know the difference between cinematographer and choreographer. [laughing] When people asked me if I've seen world cinema, I was perplexed. I didn't know about world cinema. So I told them I've seen English films. They say it's not English films. There's French films, Korean films, and such. So I started watching those. I watched a film called 'City of God'. And I thought my village is more dangerous than this. [laughing] Yeah. So I wrote ab

out it. After finishing it, I first approached Hansal sir. We went back and forth for 10-15 days. He felt it wasn't his type to make it. I told him I feel the same. I feel the only man who can make this is the one who made 'Black Friday'. At that time, I didn't even know Anurag's name. Then I did my research. I found out his office address and visited twice. At the office, the man who opened the gate, also closed it on my face. He drove me away. I saw a poster there. Sir had a play at the Prithv

i theatre. I noted the time, clicked a picture of it, and I went there to catch him. I met him there and pitched the story. No, I met you later. I had met two friends before who had narrated a Bihar-based 'City of God' to me. I told them, 'What does it look like? Do I want to do this?' [laughing] Next day, Zeishan came over with evidence. This has really happened. If you add a real story on the template of 'City of God', it would still be 'City of God'. When I read the newspaper cuttings, I aske

d him if all of this was true. He said yes. So I asked why is this not in the script? I sent him back to Wasseypur. I asked him to get all the details. Where did the story start, and where did it end. Then he had written a 150-page novel. Wow, amazing. [cheers and applause] So Anurag, Zeishan is the writer of the film. Did he decide his role beforehand or did you cast him in the film when he asked for a payment? Just as payback? Did you get money for writing? Yes, sir, I did. He had already deci

ded that he wanted that role. Wow. Brilliant. [upbeat music] We have Aditya here, as you can see, he played the role of Perpendicular, he moved blades in his mouth. He nailed that role. Aditya, did you train for that blade? Or did Anurag catch you doing that somewhere? [laughing] It was a real character. You can't really think of such things. You generally must've seen someone doing it. Did you practice? Sir told me that the character is so and so. He keeps a blade in his mouth. If you learn how

to keep a blade in your mouth, then the role is yours. - Wow. - I had done a short film with him. So I knew that he was a good actor. So I let him learn it. How long did you take? - Three months. - Three months. Aditya, weren't you scared of cutting your tongue? - No, it was blunt. - You'll obviously lose taste, but imagine eating chillies. Right? Actually, it was a blunt blade. We bought a new blade, and rubbed it on a stone to check whether it'll cut or not. Every 15th day, I would go and sho

w him, 'Is this alright, sir?' He used to give me feedback. Wow. You did a fabulous job. [applause] Jameel, we heard that when Manoj Bajpayee told you that he's doing the film with Anurag, you told him to convey your greetings. - Yes. - Are you really friendly? Or do you always send greetings to the director? [laughing] Did you think he'd call you for a role? No, the thing is, Anurag knows me from my theatre days. Once Manoj and I were doing an ad, and we were just talking. I asked him what's up

. So, he said that he's doing a film with Anurag. I got a smile on my face. So he asked whether I knew Anurag. I said yes. I told him to convey my greetings if he ever met him. [laughing] Coincidentally, he talked to Anurag. When I met Anurag I asked him, "You know me since such a long time, and you meet me now?" He said he was reminded of me when Manoj mentioned my name to him. Did you know about your role? Or were you also kept in the dark? I had absolutely no idea! At the workshop, when he ha

nded me the script, I looked at it and thought there's nothing in here. Oh! Firstly, you thought of me after so many years, and this is what you give me? Asking you to shoot guns, but not telling you why! [laughing] There was just a name, Manoj is with us, we had Asgar and Sardar, I asked him what this is. He just told me to trust him. I won't waste your talent. That has been proved by the audiences' feedback, they did say that it's a good piece of art. He has managed to bring the best out of us

. That's why he's renowned as such. [applause] If the captain of the ship is strong, then the travellers never have to worry. Absolutely. As for Vineet, all of you know what a spectacular character he had. In the whole film, he is prepared to avenge the deaths of his father and grandfather. Then he falls in love. He forgets his vengeance. Don't you think if you hadn't fell in love, all the pressure of avenging your father and grandfather wouldn't be on him? You took an easy way out. All the pres

sure was on him. Sardar Khan's family is very responsible. They take responsibility for each other. They got killed in the film because of a love affair and then he did a love marriage after the film. So you wanted to fight your fear after the film? [laughs] [applauding] My wife's name is Ruchira - and she was studying engineering in Nagpur. - Okay. She saw "Gangs Of Wasseypur" in the third year. She changed her mind and she came here after dropping engineering. She wanted to meet the team of Wa

sseypur. - Okay! - She wanted to meet sir. She met me on her journey. - Nice! - Oh! This went on for another 8 years. [applauding] And we are now... Nice! [audience applauding] Ruchira has supported me to the extent that on the release of "Mukkabaaz" none of the journalists asked me about it. Everybody asked me about the preparations I did in Punjab. But I would like to say it today that I used to wake up at 3:30 AM and she would wake up with me. Nobody except for Ruchira would cook meals for me

after my training. She has equally struggled with me - for the success of "Mukkabaaz". - So sweet! Wow! [audience applauding] So sweet of you for appreciating your wife so much! Have you fought with her today [laughs] and covering up that Ruchira see how much I love you? I should do it as I am shooting since the third day of my wedding. - Oh! - And we still haven't gone for our honeymoon. - Is it? - Yes! [laughs] [audience applauding] [laughs] He hasn't thrown a party for his marriage. He hasn'

t been to his honeymoon and you care about the party! [laughs] He has not been to his honeymoon. Do you wish to slit his pockets at the party? [laughs] Nawaz sir, you haven't romanced before this film, isn't it? As such this was an organic romance and we enjoyed looking at you. Were you anxious when you found out - that you have to romance Huma Qureshi? - Yes! [laughs] Have you shared this with Anurag sir? Yes, I had shared this with him quite a few times. I asked him if I have to romance her? H

e agreed. - I said fine! - Didn't you know her? - No, I didn't. - Okay! We used to go running at the BHU ground where we were shooting near our hotel on the days we didn't have to shoot. One day, Huma was also running there... Okay! Vineet, Huma and I were running. I saw Huma and I said that this girl who is running or probably walking right now. [laughs] [laughs] [audience applauding] I asked if she was Huma. Vineet confirmed. I said that I had a scene with her the next day. Yes! He confirmed t

hat as well. I said, "Let's see." And then when we reached there for shooting that scene she applied her makeup and came there. She addressed me as a brother in the start. Brother Nawaz! I have heard about this incident from Nawaz a lot of times. But it's always fun to hear. What happened after that? I felt really nice. I thanked God! [laughs] He felt good! I am his witness and I deny that. He didn't like it at all. We had so many coffee sessions only for him to discuss how will he do the scene

as she called him a brother. [laughs] Seriously! I remember every shot when you grabbed your "lungi" and called for the car. The kids...that scene... I enjoyed every scene. Thank you, Anurag sir, for this film. [audience applauding] Sneha! We are talking for long. - Can we hear a song? - Which one? "Saiyan Kaala Re". My goodness! Sneha is the one who gave music to the film and also sang the song. Sneha, did you sing any other song? - I sang "Moora" as well. - And... - "Moora!" - I sang "Keh Ke L

oonga" too! Correct! What did you sing in "Chhi Chha Ledar"? [singing] That one! I sang "Tain Tain To To" too. I have been asked about that song way too many times. Because my name is mentioned in the lyrics of that song. "Tain Tain To To!" [laughs] People insult me so much by asking constantly that what did I think of when I wrote this song? What did you think? [audience applauding] But genuinely what did you think of while writing this song? I didn't think! Sneha had written dummy lyrics that

were supposed to be filled in later. And now those lyrics... There is an interesting story behind this. Sneha uses dummy lyrics in gibberish. - Okay! - While creating a tune. I will tell you about her biggest contribution to the film - which was not a part of the script. - Okay! She wrote a song and made the tune. [singing] [singing] From that gibberish we derived "Keh Ke Loonga". - How nice! - Oh! It was derived from the dummy lyrics. - "Keh Ke Loonga!" - Then this song was written. After that

"Keh Ke loonga" was used in the dialogues. - Wow! - I didn't know this. I told him that he was making me write such pathetic songs. [laughs] I rejected it initially! [laughs] Let's hear it, Sneha. I sang this song for Nawaz sir. Then and now! So... [audience applauding] [singing] [singing] Beautiful! [audience applauding] [clapping] Buy my mother's popcorn. Buy my father's chips. Buy my brother's cold drinks. Take it! - Raju, what's all this? - Yes. I customise my sales as per my guest. Raju wil

l sell everyone's popcorn. [cheering] What's this? [clapping] Wow! You knew that the star cast of 'Gangs of Wasseypur' is here so you brought your stale face here. [laughs] Does my face look stale? Sir, look at his fresh face. He keeps his face in the fridge at night while sleeping. So that he can bring a fresh face to the shoot. [laughs] Sir, Superhit Talkies, is like your superhit films. I'm the sole owner of it. He's the only owner who calls others sir. Can you imagine how good he would be. [

laughs] He's jealous of me. Because my turnover is on the rise. Only your age is on the rise. Your time is scarce. You're ageing. Everyone in my locality has an Aadhar Card. Only he has a loan card. [laughs] [clapping] Let me tell you, sir. They chase people who borrowed petty amounts but those with millions of rupees abroad nobody talks about them. Oh! Have I escaped to London with the money? You haven't been able to get a visa to Meerut to date. [laughs] Does it take a visa to go to Meerut? Yo

u don't know this. Then how can you speak of London? Anurag. He's my childhood friend. Our friendly banter - is always on. - During childhood, we don't realise where to limit our friendship. [laughs] Sir, often people have a weak eyesight. He had it. I didn't. So I made good friends. I made a friend like him. - Yes. - Wow! Anurag, let me be honest, my dad is a big fan of yours. You made two parts of 'Gangs of Wasseypur' and he has watched each part at least ten times. And his father made one par

t and look at it. It wasn't great! Sir, only this guy has a problem with me. Nobody else does. I'm so lucky for my dad that as soon as I was born, my parents got a job. Your neighbours got them a job. They got your mom a job in the morning. And they got your dad a job in the evening. So that they don't produce another part like this. Get lost! [laughs] Kappu Sharma, remember that when two artists speak, you must not interrupt. Whom did I interrupt? - Two artists. - I said that to you. I never sa

id anything to the artist. [laughs] If I'm not an artist, then do I come here to serve Archana snacks? [laughs] Don't you dare say anything about Archana. She brings it from home. [laughs] He's right. If you make 'Gangs of Wasseypur 3' then consider me. Consider him. If you consider him, you will form new abuses in your head. You can use that. I feel that if you weren't a human, you would've been a goat. I feel so. I feel that if I were a goat, you would've had my milk. [laughs] If you make 'Gan

gs of Wasseypur 3' then cast me in it. I need an abusive role because I can't be direct with him. [laughs] I'll tell you, sir. He talks to me like this because he has great artists like you over at his place. - Hmm. - At my place, there are artists but the budget is low. I want to introduce them to you. They might be of use in the sequel of 'Gangs of Wasseypur'. - Shall I call them? - Yes, call them. Welcome. [song playing] Oh! [cheering] [cheering] He's mimicked your body language so well. Look

at him. [clapping] Wow! There are renowned people here. [cheering] Greetings, sir. Greetings, sir. Greetings, sir. Greetings, sir. Greetings! [cheering] Enough! How many times will you greet? Enough! Hey, for 15 minutes, I greeted everyone and touched their feet [makes sound] and came back. Wow! [music playing] - Greetings! - Greetings! Archana, I love you. I love you too. He didn't dare to do this. [laughs] Hey. Wow, Piyush. How are you? I want to tell you something. Hmm. Tell me. Actually, yo

u act so well. Everything is going well. But, I want to give you a tip. Shall I? - Yes, tell me. - It will fetch you more work. Buy a ticket, take the first train to your village. How will that get him work? No, but I will. [laughs] When he buys a ticket, I will get his work. Double work. Do you get it? Tell me something. Actually, the people in the team are so good, I met Pankaj backstage. He's an awesome man and I had tea with him. Get lost! [laughs] He left long back. How did you drink tea wi

th him? What are you saying? Then who was the person that I sat with? [music playing] [cheering] [laughs] [laughs] Okay. Come here. [laughs] Woah! Firstly, tell me. We were drinking tea and you ran to be here. I might be fake but we have to pay him for real. [laughs] Come here. Greetings, Piyush. How are you? - I'm fine. - Correct. It's time and the weather is nice. Do you need something? [laughs] Some tea or coffee. - A small cup of tea. - No, thank you. Or maybe I can bring lemon juice. - In a

glass. - [laughs] [laughs] Woah! - How are you, Archana ma'am? - I am good. - She is my neighbour. - Yes! "Casting an evil eye on your bungalow." Oh! How nice! so, perpendicular? How does it feel to sit parallel to everyone? [laughs] [audience applauding] V, I like neat! [laughs] Is that why you shot me? [laughs] Look at Jameel sir! He is a treasure of talent! Yes! [audience applauding] [applauding] I am a big fan of Varun sir. I listen to you and I am a fan of your writing. But I really like a

song of yours about Tibet! - Huh? - These threads of Momos! [laughs] [laughs] My heart is beating fast looking at all these people here. I am coming to you now. Come to your teacher! [laughs] Oh, my God! [theme music playing] Please have a seat! Nothing like that. [laughs] All the people from Wasseypur are here! My heart is content! [laughs] Can I tell you something, Pankaj sir? Tell me. Why do we need a third person despite two people standing here? [laughs] - You are absolutely right. - Isn't

it? Then get out of here. [laughs] Huh! All my friends are sitting here. I would like to share something. Sometimes, while standing in my 8 and a half BHK flat! [laughs] I like the view of the sea from there. I can see her bungalow! I get lost in my deep thoughts. [laughs] The tides of the thoughts are very deep, Anurag! You are a friend and I can share it with you. I was thinking about it yesterday! After deep study I understood that if Milkha sir washed clothes in "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag" then th

e name of the film would be "Jhaag Milkha Jhaag"! [laughs] I mean... There is no stress but I can share it with friends like you or people would judge me if I said this on a comedy show. [laughs] Anyway, let it be. I am feeling so hot during winter. My goodness! Why are you feeling so hot? For money! [applauds] Mr. Kashyap, I have a small complaint from you. Nothing major though. You gave us a gun, gunpowder and bomb in Wasseypur. We shot people and blew up houses. But Huma... [laughs] [applauds

] You gave an actress like Huma to Nawaz. Were we lacking something? [mimicking] [laughs] You are jealous of me. I am thankful to you. Do you know? You didn't just give me a role in the film but also let me romance a girl. I have such a bad experience with romance that I have to create a scarecrow in the fields and romance with it. [laughs] Whenever I look at Huma I swear I feel like I am her boyfriend. [laughs] Hey! Don't act too smart! The original is here. You are a duplicate. See! I knew tha

t he looks like a duplicate Nawaz! [laughs] Because Nawaz sir is very subtle when he recites a dialogue. I will take you away from here in a way, you won't even realise. [audience cheering] When he mimics, it feels like he ate a digestive powder. "I will avenge..." "No way! don't do this!" [laughs] [applauds] Superb! Hey! [laughs] He is snatching my job from me. "We have been wronged." [laughs] [theme music playing] "I am warning you that this is wrong. I have never wronged anybody in my life. I

am a gentleman. I do my work and quietly leave the place. But if anybody tried to snatch my job from me then he will pay for it." - Fantastic! - "All I need to say is one Bihari is enough for all of you." [audience cheering] Hey! The topic is not yet over. Do you know that I can mimic Piyush sir as well? Try it! Sir, I have some photographs of all of you that you upload on the social media for your fans on which there are interesting comments that you would want to see. Please show us the posts

. Oh wow! Nawaz sir has posted this picture. "I read it from my ears first and then saw it with my eyes. That's my statement of accounts for today." It's a beautiful picture, brother. Let's have a look at the comments. The police shuts down a park at 5 PM which was supposed to shut at 6 PM because of people who lie down on the grass. [laughs] He is resting while his sheep are grazing. [laughs] Let's go ahead. He is posing in the grass right now but he would have scratched himself for half an hou

r after this. [laughs] Brother, have you opened the buttons of the shirt for style or did they break while fighting? [laughs] [applauds] Let's see some more. Wow, Grover has posted this. Let's have a look at the comments. You write well, brother. Why did someone throw you in water? [laughter] If you're done with it, could you give that yellow pipe to me? The pipe of my sink has broke. [laughter] [laughter] Let's see some more. Vineet posted this. Wow. You've built an amazing body, Vineet. Wow. [

applause] Vineet has captioned it, 'The boy by the Ganges.' Let's have a look at the comments. If you're scared of the cold water, I know a guy who'll dive for you for just 50 rupees. [laughter] A normal guy wears his clothes immediately after bathing, but a guy with a good body will roam around in a towel unless at least 40 people see him. Standing by the Ganges is fine, but your towel is at its tipping point. You need to handle that first. Let's see some more. Sneha has posted this. Mrs. Behl

is so hygienic, she even brushes her teeth during transit. Sneha what does the poet mean by this caption? I was newly married, so I just wanted an excuse to write Mrs. Behl. This couple is always flirting, don't you think? Oh. It's a nice picture. Let's look at the comments now. I always wanted to marry a Punjabi guy. Just letting you know. Just saying. Yes, Punjabis love to marry. [laughter] [laughter] Despite growing up, you've to send proof of brushing to family. [laughter] She looks good eve

n brushing. If it was some uncle, the froth would be drooling near his stomach by now. [laughter] Were you clicking a selfie while brushing? Or did you get a video-call? Even if she did, why would she tell you? Let's come back to that, why did you want to marry a Punjabi? You don't know but at some point I had a massive crush on you. What? Seriously? You never gave me a chance to sing. [cheering] Finally. Moving on, let's see some more. Oh! Let's keep it alive. Aditya? You're doing so well in fi

lms, you're such a good actor. What is this? This was in front of India Gate in Delhi. They allow all this there? [laughter] Let's see the comments. Even the traffic cops must be wondering, whether to check your licence or homework. [laughter] To exact his revenge on the girl who rejected him for marriage, now he stole the bike of her child and ran away with it. Someone wrote,"'Dhoom' film but in way less budget!" Low-budget! Low-budget Dhoom! Let's see some more. [laughter] Jameel posted this.

Let's have a look at the comments. What book is this, reading it made you so old? [laughter] This is the best! When you find an English picture while reading a Hindi book, that's how happy you get. [laughter] If a man doesn't say 'I love you' to his crush on time, then he has to sit like this and look at her marriage album. [laughter] Let's see some more. Nawaz posted this. #lovelaughlight, vibes, Where did you get so many hashtags? Nawaz? Let's look at the comments. Usually Nawaz plays anti-her

oes or villains in films, but one look at Nupur and he's turned cheerful. [laughter] Nawaz sir has got his phone out. Now he will slyly get her number too. [laughter] Nupur is surprised to see a phone in Nawaz's pocket. She thought he only keeps knives on him. [laughter] Let's see some more. Grover has posted this one. The big moment from the Delhi screening of 'Masaan'. 'Masaan' was such a great film. Let's have a look at the comments. Two drunk friends dropping their most drunk friend home. [l

aughter] Someone tell Sanjay sir that he doesn't have to focus. The camera will do it on its own. [laughter] These are the three members of the gang who wear good clothes and crash weddings for free food. [laughter] We've done that in Benaras. Varun, were you born and brought up in Benaras? No, I've lived in a lot of places. My schooling was in Lucknow. I did by engineering in Benaras. That's why your Hindi is so good. Punjabis are more scared of Hindi than English. I do speak Punjabi as well as

Hindi. Your Punjabi is just like your Hindi. [laughter] [laughter] Let's have a look at the comments. That's it? This was fun. It's done. Our audience today your favourite stars are here. You can talk to them if you please. Please ask them your question. Do you live in Mumbai or have you come here? No, I used to live in Punjab. Now, I live in Canada. Punjab and Canada are one and the same. I work in construction there. I've started building a house for you, sir. - There? - Many people come. - I

don't want... - I've already bought one. No, sir. You can live in my house too. Love you, brother. Thank you. - Thank you. - Anybody else? Yes, sir. - Hi, Kapil. - Hello. Nawazuddin, I love your acting. I'm a big fan of yours. Thank you, sir. [song playing] Attention! Yes. Yesterday evening, from my balcony my husband's underskirt... [laughs] Uh, I mean the underskirt gifted by my husband got stolen. [laughs] If I spot anybody wearing that underskirt then I will make every man in their family w

ear an underskirt and dance like a monkey. [cheering] Attention! An underskirt made in Gujarat. - [laughs] - Play it! Greetings! Wow, the industry is here. All of you on your Instagram story, post about my stolen underskirt... No worries! It happens. Sit down. [laughs] On your Instagram handle, my underskirt has been stolen, please upload a story about it, sir. It is red - and the tie rope is white. - Aunty. Aunty, what are you saying? It is red with a white tie rope. They are not here for all t

his. They're celebrating ten years of their film. - Ten years? - Yes. Ten years. [laughs] I'm Sheela. Sheela from Darbhanga. Everyone calls me aunty fondly. I thought they fondly called you a witch. Not everyone. My husband does. And his family members. And my neighbours, my family, everyone does. [laughs] - Nawaz. - Yes. Faizal will avenge everyone. [laughs] Oh! Did you recognise me? You introduced yourself as Sheela. Do you know him? Do I? Do I? [laughs] Ask him. No, don't ask him. He will ref

use. Nawaz has made it so far - because of me. - Oh! How is that? He was stuck in traffic. I brought him on my shoulder. [clapping] You've started your nonsense. This is not nonsense. It's meaningless. Sneha. You're looking very beautiful. - So are you. - Sneha, you must be wondering how I'm still glowing at this age. No, someone told me that you eat thermocol soaked overnight in water. [laughs] Shut up! Even thermocol has high protein content like paneer. - Where is the protein in thermocol? -

In the centre, like paneer. [laughs] Let me tell you. In 'Wasseypur', Nawaz's wife's role was first offered to me by Anurag. But he realised that she looks like Nawaz's uncle. So, they took the offer back. It's not like that. I couldn't work in the film because of dates. You didn't have dates. No, I ate a lot of dates during summer and got loose motions. [laughs] When I came to Mumbai, I was new and the sea was being built. [laughs] There used to be fish inside. - They used to step out in bikini

s to sunbathe. - Oh. So, I joined them in a bikini to sunbathe. The news spread like wildfire. There was a mermaid spotted at Juhu Beach. Oh! Why are you lying? I remember that you went to the beach to bathe once and the BMC did a pest control after that. [laughs] Those fish are jealous. They are jealous of my lips. [makes noise] [laughs] - Piyush. - Yes. Sir, I loved your play. Thank you, ma'am. - I've worked in a lot of plays too. - Wow! Sir, let me tell you that when I was pretending to fall

unconscious, my husband caught me. - Then? - Sunil was born next year. Woah! My husband wasn't able to catch me for three years. [laughs] - Varun. - Yes. Sir! Is your elder brother, Gulshan Grover here? He's not Gulshan Grover's brother. Oh! That's why you're so calm. If Gulshan saw me, he would've said the best part of life is in the bed. [laughs] All those who got jailed for mimicry, I bailed them all. One after the other. He would've said that to you because your face can make anyone's mood g

o sour. That's why he said it. It's not like that. It was my style. Nawaz, when I crossed a lane... People would bring trash thinking the garbage collector is here. That happened once. - Otherwise, I got a movie role. - Okay. I used to collect garbage to understand the character well. Okay. Then, I got so much into it that I remained a garbage collector. [laughs] Anurag, Nawaz, you will be happy to learn that I'm writing films too. [music playing] Nobody is happy. What have you written? I've wri

tten a Bhojpuri film. 'My love earns in Qatar.' 'And madam fell into the gutter.' [laughs] It is a biopic. Biopic? [laughs] On whom? The gutter. [laughs] The gutter is a hundred years old. So, thank you so much. Okay, bye. Awesome. [music playing] Let's hear it once again for the star cast of 'Gangs of Wasseypur'. Come on, Nawaz. Please come. I would like to thank you all on behalf of my team. Thank you so much for coming. Let's have a huge round of applause. [applause] Anurag, you will have to

wait for some time. He's got too much work. He has another film releasing. Almost Pyaar with DJ Mohabbat. The star cast of this film is present here. Let's welcome them with a round of applause. Please welcome Alaaya and Karan We've heard that almost love... Love either happens or does not. - Yes. - Your film is called 'Almost Pyaar' (love) So did some problem happen before love happened or did the police come? There are many problems that happen in love. If love was simple, it wouldn't be love.

Actually. There are many problems. Come and take a seat. Almost love is what happens to you every weekend - with the actresses who come here. - Exactly. [laughter] - Should I sit here or there? - You can come here too. - You are so thin. - See. This is almost love. [laughter] It is said, mother says... She is that mother. She speaks something on every matter. You both are very lucky - to be working with such a talented director. - Absolutely. If he calls an actor for even a scene - they... - Ab

solutely. We were just talking to the team of 'Gangs of Wasseypur' people leave their work and come. And you both are the main leads. - That too, 2 characters. - Yes. You must have thought that at least one character would get a chance to be on this show. Absolutely. Yes. So tell us, Karan. - Yes, sir. - Just say anything. you are such a handsome man. Thank you, sir. Actually, I was in the bathroom when I received the message from his daughter that he had seen my short film which I had uploaded

on YouTube. And we were shooting for the next short film when I received a message from his daughter Alia that her father saw the short film and he really liked it. And he wanted to meet me. I was in the bathroom and I just ran out - Is it? Wow. - Yes. To tell my friends that sir wanted to meet me. So that's my story. I ran too. You ran out of the bathroom so when did you go back to complete the task? [laughter] Alaya, I've heard Anurag saw your reel on Instagram. No, not the reel on Instagram.

The acting showreel. I had shown that to sir. That was a 7-minute reel which is not allowed on Instagram. - Okay. - But... I had actually gone to meet Anurag sir. When I entered his house, he told me, you know I make only dark films. I don't do anything that you will want. He thought i wanted to act in a hyper-commercial film. I had already thought that she will not... People say that I changed. My films suddenly started having such good-looking actors. [laughter] I told him, no sir. You just wa

tch my reel. And give me some advice. If nothing else. And after watching that 7-minute reel, he offered me this film. - Wow. - She showed her showreel. - That was... - Just after the reel. It's like... It is said that a diamond can't hide its shine. Yes. When I saw the first reel, I understood how successful this girl would be. Amazing. You should have the eye to identify. [clapping] You saw a short film on YouTube and selected him. You saw her in a reel and decided. Archana makes so many reels

. Yes. - Good question. - She has this problem that you never set sight on her. - When you... - No, I did. When I went to see the movie 'Jalwa' - All right? - My eyes were set on her. [laughter] I had seen Archana with that intention how you look at the other women. [laughter] Almost love. - Do you know one thing? - No. I've written something for you. My struggling career had started when I was writing the show for you 'Kya Scene Hai'. 'Kya Scene Hai'. I used to ghostwrite the dialogues for it.

We met at that time, didn't we? We met but only from afar cause I came wearing slippers outside the Zee tv office. I would not go inside, just sit outside do the research and ghostwrite the dialogues. - I've written for you. - At that time, if I had known I would have called you inside and offered you tea. - Eat something. - Just see, such a selfish lady. [laughter] She won't call without reason. If she had known... Genuinely, Archana is such a good actor. If you had called she would be in budge

t too. I'm not joking Anurag, if you had given her Rama Dhir's character [laughter] you would have killed her in the first part itself. [clapping] Let me tell the audience, the first film that Alaya had signed was 'Almost Pyaar'. But her other 3 films were released before this. How did it get delayed? Because of Anurag? I take a lot of time. From the inception of the film to... - I met him in 2016. - All right. The idea of this film was playing in my mind. I needed two perfect characters for it.

Both have double roles. Both are very young. Both are under 20 years of age. I found him in 2016 and thought, I found the boy, but won't find the girl. - All right. - Then I found the girl too. Then I said, now this film will be made. And then we started the preparation. We started shooting in 2019 But during the lockdown our film stopped midway. And then all of them became busy. Then we all regrouped and finished the film. Wow. [clapping] We've also heard that to make this film... Sir, we have

heard that Imtiaz Ali has helped him. Also Gulzar, Vishal Bharadwaj and Varun grover did. Is this true? Yes, it is true. This is different... It's a story of a younger generation. It's a love story. So I need various voices. So all my director friends contributed to this film in some way. - All right. - To shape this film because - some things are very difficult. - True. Imtiaz and Raju helped me. Vishal Bharadwaj helped. I wanted DJ Mohobbat's language to be different from the way I write. I w

anted Vishal and Gulzar's style. So everyone helped me in some way. - To shape the film. - Everyone loves you too. And this film is very close to everyone. Everybody felt so close about it so... I'm so grateful for their friendship and trust. [applause] 'Almost Pyaar' the title of the film I want to know from the audience here that how many of you had almost fallen in love Something happened and things didn't work out or almost worked out. You can share any such experiences. Yes, sir! - Hi, Kapi

l sir. - Hello, sir. Hi, Archana ma'am and everyone. My name is Amit Gupta and I am from Kaithal, Haryana. - Welcome, Amit sir. - My story goes like I fell in love with someone and things didn't work out. - And then again worked out. - Again? Yes! I will tell you, sir. I became friends with a girl while studying in college. It had been a week or so. And then my friends started provoking me by saying that the girl is upset and that I should propose her since it has been 10 days. I asked him how d

id he know? Friends are very mean. - They know everything. - You are right, sir. They told me that she looks at me and smiles when I ask questions in the class - and that they were sure I should propose to her. - Okay! I made a plan at night that I will call a senior who will do ragging. I will also call that girl at the canteen and that senior would ask me to propose to the girl. On asking why should he do this I told him that it will be beneficial to me if she agrees but if she doesn't then I

can say that you were ragging me. So that I don't lose on her friendship. - You are so smart! - Yes, sir! I called her at the canteen the next day and I also called the senior. Everything went as per the plan. I proposed to the girl and she slapped me in the canteen. [comical music playing] My heart broke. I went to my friends and they claimed that I was being desperate even though they didn't have any girlfriends. [laughs] I almost fell in love and things ended for me. I completed my studies an

d got a job in an IT company. She was a lecturer at the place I went for recruitment. - Oh, my God! - I asked her after seven years. I recollected my love for her and also the slap. - And then? - I proposed to her once again. I have the job now. And finally, she married me. - Is it? - She is my wife now. Wow! [audience applauding] Your story is very interesting. Ma'am, I call your name out more than 20 times each day because my wife's name is Archana. Oh! [applauding] Gupta sir, you are trying t

o hit two birds with one stone! [laughs] No wonder you got slapped. Archana is always dangerous. After getting married I asked her the reason for her slap. She said, "Is this the way you propose after calling four seniors and loads of friends?" - Exactly! - You didn't even offer fritters in the canteen. Thank you, Gupta sir, for coming to our show. Does anybody else wish to share any of their experiences? - Yes, sir. - Hello, Kapil sir. - Hi! - Hello, Archana ma'am and everyone. My name is Amir

and I am from Santacruz. I am a big fan of yours. Thank you, Amir. When I was in college, I fell in love with a girl, sir. Did you go to the college to study or to fall in love? [audience applauding] You've worn a half-sleeved t-shirt over a full-sleeved one. Did you go to college to fall in love with girls? [laughs] Yes, Amir. What happened next? Sir, I thought something would work out for me. I finally fell in love with her, sir. I wasn't able to propose to her. I keep roaming around her but c

an't gather the courage to propose to her. Finally, a movie named "Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon" released. And that movie has a song, sir. At that time, there was a function in my college. I get tricked into getting married in that movie. - Did I do it on purpose? - Hang on! Please let me talk, sir. [laughs] [audience applauding] - So then... - Yes! There was a function at the college and your movie called "Kis Kisko Pyaar Karoon" released. - Yes! - And I danced to a song "DJ Bajega Toh Pappu Nachega"

from that film. After dancing when I got off the stage and went to the girl I liked proposed me, sir. [audience cheering] Finally, I would like to thank you, sir. Thank you! Why did you thank me? Did I send her? Things worked out for me because of your movie! - Thank you so much! - Wow! Alright, congratulations. So you're in love? Real love? [snorting] [laughter] Do you truly love her? Sir, it's 80% from my side. I just have to convince my parents. 80%! Taubir, what do you do? Have you complete

d education? No, sir. I'm in the second year of my graduation. I work at a clothes store in Andheri. Firstly, complete your education. As soon as you finish your studies, your 80% will turn into 30%. Okay? Don't think about love. Thank you so much, sir. Why thank me? You just have to enjoy your life. [laughter] Any one else? Yes, madam. - Hello, everyone. - Hello. Myself Mamta Mudani. - I'm from Navi Mumbai. - Welcome to the show. Sir, even my case was close to falling apart but we managed. - Yo

u managed? - Yes. How did you do it? Sir, it was my cousin's wedding. There was an event happening on the stage. So I was just observing, and some guy winked at me. As he winked, I looked around me. All my family members were present. I ignored him. Since that guy winked at me. I decided I'll definitely not talk to him. The next day, I had to be somewhere else. I asked my aunt to arrange someone to drop me. That guy offered to drop me. - The one who winked? - Yes, he offered to drop me. We went

in the car, and we were chit-chatting. He dropped me and we went our separate ways. A month later, he somehow got my number and called me. We started talking. A few days later, my dad said to me that it's time to fix my marriage. They had called over some guy to see me. I told them I don't want to see anyone. But he wouldn't listen. They had chosen that guy for me. So my guy said he'll need some time to come. Till then, I should reject this guy. Your family might've approved him but you reject h

im. So I told that guy that I didn't like him. I directly said that to him. And here his mother refused our marriage. So I lost him as well as the other guy. We talked for a few days. We decided to lay low for a while. Six months later, we convinced everyone. And now we're together. Happy anniversary! [applause] Did you ever ask him why did he wink? Sir, he has told me that over a thousand times. He tells me everyday. - What does he say? - 'I liked you.' So if you like someone, you wink at them?

How does that work? I don't know who he winked at before, but he never did that after me. Finally. Is this news confirmed? Yes, sir. - Thank you, ma'am. - Thank you. Any one else? Yes, sir. Hello, Kapil sir. Hello, ma'am. Hello, everyone. Sir, I'm Faznain. I'm talking from Mumbai. - What? - I'm from Mumbai. What did you say before? I'm talking from Mumbai. I didn't call you on a landline. I'm right in front of you. [laughter] - Alright. - This was back in college. Oh, wow, you've been to colleg

e as well. Obviously, sir. There was a girl. It was love at first sight. I had a massive crush on her. I just kept staring at her. I used to talk to her. We talked on the phone for a while. I started getting lost in her thoughts. I was so lost that I used to say, "How do I tell you what you mean to me?" "How do I tell you, you're the song my heart sings?" "You're the harmony of my life, my beloved, you're on my mind, in my eyes, you torment my days and my nights." "You're my secret, you're my ev

erything, - my day, my night..." - Were you a fan of the girl, or a fan of Nana Patekar? I thought it all for her! This is Nana Patekar's dialogue. Yes, sir, I dedicated that to her. I was so lost in her thoughts that I was drowning in them. How deep were you in? Sir, I was completely drowned. Then, what happened? We were just talking. A few days later she sent me a message. She'd bought a ring. I thought she bought it for me. Since we're getting close now. Next day, she comes to college, and sa

ys that she wanted to give the ring to the guy who was sitting behind me. [laughter] She gave him the ring. So, I was thinking about what next. This whole big dialogue that you just said, - did you say it to her? - Yes, sir! - I'd even texted her. - She said stop joking. [laughter] I did think we might make it, but she got married a few days later. I still love her. Did you attend her wedding? No, sir. I did think about going, but I didn't. I remembered Shah Rukh Khan saying, "One sided love ext

racts a unique price." "Which only I can pay." "It can't be shared by two." [applause] Sir, it was my one sided love. [applause] Salute to your love, man. - Thank you, sir. - I'll get your stone statue made and sent to your home. - Thank you, man. - Thank you, sir. Anyone else? Yes, sir. - Hello, Kapil sir. - Hello, how are you? Fine, sir. I'm from Mumbai. Myself Hardik. Actually, 10 years ago, I had some relatives over from Chattisgarh. - They didn't leave yet? - No. [laughter] They came here t

o travel. So I took them on a tour of Mumbai. My mother-in-law was impressed by me back then. She knew she wanted her daughter to marry me. Can you get married by taking people on a tour? She was impressed. She thought of me as a good guy. 10 years later, when my parents sent my proposal to them, since I liked the girl, her mom was okay about it. She liked me. She wanted the two of us to talk. - My wife said... - Is she here? Yes, right here. Hello! - Her mother liked you? - Yes. She said she di

dn't like me since I was fat. [laughter] So, her mother suggested her to go to Mumbai once. You might like him. She came to Mumbai and still said that I'm fat. She didn't like me. [laughter] Again, I took them on a tour of Mumbai. - I took them shopping... - The way you took them on a tour, if you'd travelled there first, I took her around. I took her mother around initially. Then we toured Mumbai. I took her shopping in Bandra. I let her shop as much as she wanted. She was very happy and impres

sed by me. [laughter] Then I asked her for an answer. She said she'll go home and answer. I told her to answer right there in the market. Then she said yes to me. I'd like to be introduced to her. Hello, how are you? - What's your name? - Monica. Monica, whatever he said, is that true? - Yes, sir. - What impressed you about him? Sir, actually, I was happy by the fact that he took me shopping. I just thought if the guy is treating me so well before the marriage, he took me shopping, that he'd tak

e care of me after marriage as well. And he's still doing that till date. That impressed me. He has to do it. He's helpless. No, sir, he likes doing it. How sweet! He likes shopping more than me, sir. Oh. - So, you're not from Mumbai? - I'm from Raipur, Chattisgarh. Raipur. And sir is from Mumbai? Okay. You two look very happy together. - Thank you so much, sir. - Thank you. [applause] Give a big round of applause for our guests. Come on, Alaya. Karan, Anurag. Anurag, thank you so much. We had a

really fun time. We talked about a lot. And thank you to the audience for being so comfortable with the conversation. Thank you so much. You're very sweet. Karan, all our best wishes to you. Good luck for this film as well as all your upcoming films. Thank you so much. - Thank you. - Thank you, Anurag. [applause] Thank you, friends. Keep laughing, keep smiling. Do meet us every Saturday-Sunday. Good night. Thank you.